Dragon Age: Lost To Night

[Rivain Campaign DLC] Hunt For The Eluvian
Ashara, Kayan, Ihrlie, Granuaile, Myron

UNDER CONSTRUCTION

The party gather in the living room where Salvadore receives a new guest who has recently arrived in Rivain and is seeking something. Myron follows his master, Magister Sextus, inside the living room, eyes pinned to the ground.

Ashara: ♦frowns at Sextus♦ Who the fuck are you?
Sextus: You don’t remember me? How dare you?!
Granuaile: ♦is confused♦
Ashara: Are you supposed to be important?
Sextus: Myron, introduce me.
Kayan: ♦Enters the room and grimaces at Sextus♦
Myron: ♦looks up♦ This man is my master, Sextus.
Ashara: Hm? What brings you all the way to Rivain? ♦narrows eyes♦
Salvadore: Ah, mi amiga, Magister Sextus here is a longtime business partner. He recently came here because he was looking for, ah, what is it, Magister?
Ashara: ♦snorts♦ Haha, Sextus.
Kayan: ♦Snickers♦
Sextus: scowls Myron, backhand this scoundrel.
Granuaile: ♦tries not to laugh♦
Myron: ♦pretends not to hear Sextus♦
Salvadore: ♦steps in front of Ashara♦ Now, now. .n_n We’re all friends here, aren’t we?
Ashara: ♦flips the bird at Sextus♦
Sextus: Myron ,how dare you pretend not to hear me. Your disobedience embarasses me. ♦bitchslaps Myron)
Granuaile: ♦stands next to Kayan and whispers♦ I don’t like him.
Kayan: ♦Whispers to Gran♦ I feel bad for that Myron guy…Maybe we should do something about Sextus later tonight.
Salvadore: ♦ignores Myron♦ Magister Sextus, please do not dodge the question. Tell me, why are you here?
Myron: ♦Stumbles backwards and covers slap mark with his hand♦ I’m sorry, master.
Granuaile: ♦whispers back to Kayan♦… I don’t want to do anything to Sextus tonight.
Kayan: W-what? No, I don’t meant that. I meant about freeing Myron from that creep.
Sextus: Do not do it again. [narrows eyes at Myron♦ Ah, I know that the one thing you trade more than leather is information. I’m searching for a place near here.
Salvadore: A place? Care to be more specific? .n_n
Sextus: Again, I’d rather we speak in private, Prince Salvadore. ♦eyes Ashara warily♦
Salvadore: Very well. Follow me to my study and let’s discuss.
Ashara: Later, Seeeeextus.

Sextus and Salvadore enter the study and Myron is left in front of the doorway to guard.
Kayan: ♦Tugs at Gran’s sleeve to lead them to Myron. Whispers to Myron♦ Psst, hey you.
Myron: ♦looks at Kayan♦ What is it?
Granuaile: ♦looks at Kayan then at Myron♦ Are you okay?
Kayan: ♦Hands him Roquefort cheese♦ I don’t have any medicine with me now, but I hope this helps at least..
Myron: ♦Takes cheese♦Thank you… I’ll be fine. I’ve dealt with worse.
Kayan: Still…You shouldn’t continue suffering under that man. Come with us. We can give you a better life. ♦Gives out hand♦ My name is Kayan by the way. ♦Smiles♦
Granuaile: Are you sure about that, Kayan?
Myron: I’m sorry, but that doesn’t seem like a smart idea…
Kayan: Oh, alright…. [I should talk to him later then.]
Granuaile: You’re Myron, right? I’m Granuaile. ♦gives him a flower♦ Can I ask you something?
Myron: ♦takes flower and smiles♦ What do you want to ask?
Granuaile: Well… I’m curious about what’s going on… Mind if I, listen in? ♦points to door♦
Myron: Was this a bribe? ♦Points to flower♦
Granuaile: ♦Slightly disapproves♦ Of course not. ♦frowns♦ It’s just… ♦tugs on Kayan♦ We think there’s something weird going on.
Kayan: ♦Nods♦ We don’t work that way, Myron. We’re just concerned for our…♦Cringes♦ friend , Salvadore.
Myron: If I let you eavesdrop and Sextus finds out then I’ll be punished.
Granuaile: …He won’t know……
Kayan: We won’t let him do that to you….
Myron: You won’t be able to stop him.
Kayan: ♦Looks at Gran♦ Maybe we can…if we do something to him tonight.
Granuaile: I don’t want to touch him.
Kayan: ♦Shakes head♦ Gran, no….
Myron, you can trust us. We’ll take care of -
Granuaile: I… I don’t know anymore. ♦walks away♦
Salvadore: ♦from behind the door♦ Alright, Magister. Good talk. ♦they hear sounds of chairs scraping against the floor and footsteps toward the door♦
Sextus: Come, Myron, we will be spending the night- ♦glares at Kayan♦ Are you spying on me?
Salvadore: .n_n What is this?
Kayan: What? Why would I spy on you? I was just looking for something of mine…
Myron: He wasn’t! I can confirm!
Salvadore: Is your slave telling the truth, Magister?
Sextus passes the TN of Blood Magic
Sextus: Are you, Myron? ♦uses blood magic to read Myron’s mind and sees that he’s lying♦
Kayan: Look, he has nothing to do with this. Whatever you’re going to do to him, just do it to me.
Ashara: ♦walks up to them with a bottle of wine in hand♦ The fuck is going on? This a party or something?
Sextus passes the TN of Hemmorrhage
Sextus: If a dog can escape it’s punishment, then it won’t learn to heel when its master says so. ♦uses Hemorrhage on Myron and Kayan, both of them crumpling to the ground in pain♦
Ashara: ♦chugs wine♦
Salvadore: Magister, please don’t spray blood all over my floors.
Kayan: ♦Squirms in pain♦ Hnghh—
Sextus: Beg for my forgiveness first and then clean this mess of yours up, Myron. ♦eases up on the Hemorrhage♦
Myron: ♦Wincing in pain♦ Forgive me… I was foolish to lie to you…
Salvadore: Did either of you hear anything we discussed in there? .n_n
Sextus: ♦stops the blood magic♦ I apologize for my slave’s unruly behavior, Prince Salvadore. He will clean this mess up then see to me in the quarters you’ve offered me. ♦nods at Salvadore then walks off♦
Salvadore: You. ♦prods at Kayan with his shoe♦ What did you hear?
Kayan: ♦Wearily shakes head♦ Nothing at all. I was just talking to Myron. [Stop touching me with your filthy shoe.] ♦Glares up at Salvadore♦
Salvadore: [He’s telling the truth.] Very well. You know, it’s terrible manners to eavesdrop. Don’t do it again, si? ♦walks off♦
Kayan: ♦Grumbles, then crawls to Myron♦
M-Myron, this is all my fault. I didn’t mean to put you in trouble.
Myron: Don’t blame yourself, I was the one who lied. ♦Offers hand to Kayan♦
Kayan: ♦Takes Myron’s hand and stands up♦ No, you wouldn’t have to lie if I wasn’t trying to eavesdrop in the first place. Myron, you don’t enjoy the life you have now, right?
Myron: ♦looks down sadly♦ Not at all.
Kayan: ♦Pats him on the shoulder♦Alright, that’s all I need to know. After tonight, you won’t worry about him anymore. I promise I won’t get you in trouble again, so leave everything to me.♦Walks away as he waves goodbye♦

Myron finishes cleaning the puddle of blood and, on his way back to Sextus, decides to take the long route. On his way, he suddenly feels something crawl onto his head.
Myron: ♦Freezes and reaches to grab what’s on his head. Grabs a squirrel♦ What the heck?
Palomira: Oh, Walnut! Sorry, he must have thought your head looked comfy. ♦laughs and pats Myron gently on the shoulder♦ Oh, you’re new here. What’s your name?
Myron: My name is Myron. Who are you?
Palomira: I’m Palomira and this is Walnut. So, Myron, what brings you to Salvadore’s estate?
Myron: My magister has some important business with Salvadore, and let me come with him.
Palomira: How do you like Rivain so far? ♦smiles♦ I know that your master probably won’t let you go around much, but you should meet the others sometime.
Myron: Rivian is nice so far. I’ve met a few other people, but I’m hoping to see more before nightfall. So far the people I’ve met were… interesting.
Palomira: Let me guess, Kayan already tried to free you tonight? ♦chuckles as Walnut hops back on Myron’s head and goes to sleep♦
Myron: So that’s something he does often? Yeah, one of the first things he talked to me about was leaving to find a better life.
Palomira: Kayan has a thing about freeing slaves. He almost became one before and doesn’t wanna see other people suffer the same thing. I think he’s a little too reckless about it, but his heart’s in the right place. I hope things turn out better for you, Myron. You seem like a nice guy
Myron: Thank you, you seem nice as well. I’m kind of worried Kayan will do something reckless, he seemed pretty persistent on freeing me from my master.
Palomira: Maybe you should talk to his family about it. I think they’re the only ones who can talk some sense into him. come on, I’ll take you to them!

A few minutes later…
Ihrlie: ♦picks up an acorn♦ Look, Junior! Walnut’s been making his rounds.
Junior: ♦sniffs acorn and eats it whole♦
Cyrus: ♦stares at Myron as he enters the room♦ Uhh, hi. Who are you?
Myron: ♦stares at Cyrus♦ My name is Myron, Who are you all?
Cyrus: My name’s Cyrus Tagaris. That accent and name. You’re also from Tevinter? ♦looks excited♦
Ihrlie: ♦smiles♦ And I’m Ihrlie. ♦slight wave♦
♦inspects his appearance♦ You’re a slave… Who do you work for?
Myron: Yes, I am from Tevinter! I work for Sextus. I was told you are relatives of Kayan, is this true?
Cyrus: Sextus…that name sounds familiar…..♦shrugs)
Ihrlie: ♦looks at Cyrus and blushes♦ We’re actually… I’d say we’re like his children. Right, Cy?
Cyrus: Yeah, we are! Adopted! Or else that would make this incest.
Junior: ♦facepalms♦
Myron: Good good, I need to talk to you. Kayan may be planning something involving my master. I’m afraid that his want to free me from him may go too far. Can you talk to him and make sure he doesn’t do anything stupid?
Ihrlie: ♦recalls♦ That reminds me so much of when Kayan wanted to free me. Do you wish to be free as well, Myron?
Cyrus: We could buy you! Wait, that sounded weird… I mean, I paid Ashara off to free Ihrlie.
Junior: ♦facepalms again♦
Ihrlie: ♦smiles♦ Cy and I have always kept an eye out for Kayan. We’ll let you know of anything happens.
Myron: Alright thank you. I don’t want something to happen to him if he try anything. If I’m going to be free one day I would like to have no one get hurt in the process.
[Except maybe Sextus]
Cyrus: Alright, we’ll keep him from going there tonight. Ihrlie used to be a slave like you…you’ll be free one day too, but on your own terms.
Myron: Thank you. ♦waves as he leaves♦

Myron passes by the library where he notices Kayan and Granuaile peeping on Salvadore talking to the others. Ihrlie walks up, seeing Kayan nearly getting himself into trouble…again.
Ashara: ♦asleep with a winebottle in hand♦ Zzzzzz…
Nazares: ♦sighs and puts a blanket around Ashara♦
Party rolls to see if they pass the perception test in order to eavesdrop.
Myron passes a Perception (Hearing) check
Granuaile fails a Perception (Hearing) check
Myron passes a Perception (Hearing) check
Kayan fails a Perception (Hearing) check
Granuaile: ♦hears cricket sounds♦ Kayan, do you hear the insects?
Kayan: I hear…the wall?
Myron and Ihrlie pick up bits of their conversation.
Fia: So this shady guy is looking for a cave in a forest in the Wyers, hm? I can send some guys to tail him unless you Corial Order have dibs.
Salvadore: We have our spies as well, but extra eyes would not hurt.
Nazares: You would not be sharing this with us unless you suspected something was wrong. I could monitor his dreams tonight.
Vesperus: That’s a good idea, Dream Boy. Magister Sextus, I know that guy. Knew him pretty well. ♦waggles eyebrows♦ But anyway, he was one of Tagaris’ biggest fanboys in the Senate.
Myron: ♦gags as he listens♦
Vesperus: ♦picks nose♦
Junior: ♦holds up a paper bag for Myron to puke in♦
Salvadore: And the fact that he is clearly withholding information from me and traveled all the way here from Tevinter…he’s after something valuable.
Granuaile: What’s happening?… I’m scared that we’d get caught so I’m going to go over there and wait for you guys….♦walks outside♦
Nazares: [Something I would not want to fall into the Corial Order’s hands…]
Salvadore: I heard a sound.
Kayan: ♦Tries to shoo Ihrlie and Myron♦ Go, go, go. I think they heard us.
Myron: ♦runs out of the area♦
Ihrlie fails a Constitution (Running) check
Salvadore: I shall send my attack dogs. ♦leather clad “dogs” start crawling towards the door♦
Kayan passes a Constitution (Running) check
Nazares: ♦shudders♦
Vesperus: Fucking disgusting.
Myron passes a Constitution (Running) check
Kayan: ♦Runs back to Ihrlie ,and tries to carry Ihrlie with his noodley arms)
Kayan fails a Strength (Might) check
Kayan: Ihrlie, we’ll get through this! ♦Struggles to pick up Ihrlie♦

Kayan tries to carry Ihrlie but drops her. The “dogs” yip as they get closer
Myron passes a Strength (Might) check

Myron scoops Ihrlie up ,and he and Kayan run outside with Granuaile before the dogs get them.
Ihrlie: Thank you! Q u Q
Granuaile: …What did you three do?
Myron: ♦out of breath♦ You’re welcome…
Kayan: ♦Tries to catch his breath♦ We almost got caught by one of Salvadore’s things. But luckily, Myron here saved us all.
Granuaile: You know… If we needed to know things, I could just ask…
Kayan: ….Right, you got a point there. If you’re alright with it, please do.
Myron: You mean she could have just asked all along?

Granuaile: ♦sighs and walks back to where the Mean Girls are♦ Salvadore…? Why were your… Umm, dogs running around late at night?
Salvadore: Ah, we thought there were intruders. I sent my pets as meat shields in case there were attackers.
Granuaile: ♦shudders♦ They scared Grace… ♦notices the rest of the group and Ashara sleeping on the couch♦ Is there something going on?
Salvadore: Ah, Granuaile, it was…nothing.
Granuaile: If it was nothing you all wouldn’t look so serious… Do you need any help?
Nazares: It is pure speculation for now. Nothing to concern yourself with.
Granuaile: ♦faces Vesperus, her boobs jiggling in the process♦ Are you sure everything’s alright?
Vesperus: ♦eyes widen and grin maniacally♦ Not everything…♦talking to her boobs♦
Fia: Bad Ves! Stop that!
Granuaile: ♦scratches head and leans forward♦ My eyes are over here, Vesperus…
Vesperus: Oh yeah, tit’s nice— I meant that’s nice.
Fia: Now, I appreciate a nice set of boobs, but I can keep a secret if needed. ♦grins at Granuaile♦ Come on Gran, we know what you’re trying.
Salvadore: .n__n As Nazares has said, all we have is pure speculation. Worry not about it.
Granuaile: Okay… I just thought I could be of use, because I’m always so confused. If that’s the case, I’ll just go hang out with Azeri then. Goodniiight! ♦walks out♦
Vesperus: Hnng, those boobs.

Kayan: ♦Leads Ihrlie back to her room♦ You should get some rest, Ihrlie. Sleep well, alright? ♦Closes Ihrlie’s door, then grabs Myron’s arm to go to a more secluded place. He whispers to Myron♦
About earlier… Did you happen to hear anything about their plans?
Myron: ♦Whispers back♦ Yes, I did. Was that the information you were trying to eavesdrop on earlier?
Kayan: ♦Nods♦ Yes. Please tell me everything that you heard. I’m afraid what your master will do….
Myron: Well… we weren’t caught so… I guess I can tell you. ♦Myron tells Kayan all he heard♦
Kayan: If that’s the case, we should go follow the spies into the forest….Thank you Myron. I know you’re risking a lot to help me, so I appreciate it. ♦Smiles♦
Myron: You’re welcome. I hope whatever you need the information for works out. ♦Smiles back at Kayan♦

The following day…
Ashara: ♦sleeping on her shared bed with Nazares♦ Zzzzz.
Rellia: ♦cuddles up next to Ashara♦
Nazares: What I found last night is troubling.
Salvadore: Troubling? How so?
Nazares: He is after an eluvian in the Weyrs.
Vesperus: And eluvian from a staunch ally of old man Tagaris…I smell Iona Tagaris behind this.
Fia: Would Iona send her lackey to Salvadore’s doorstep? He’d have to know who Salvadore is.
Salvadore: Then this could be a trap.
Nazares: Quite possibly. but we cannot let him get his hands on that eluvian if that is the case.
Fia: Who says we have to do it? There are a lot of people squatting about here, I’m sure we can motivate them to get it for us.
Vesperus: And then take it when they get back here. ♦cackles♦ I like that plan.
Salvadore: I will task the Dalish to find it, since that would make the most sense and of course, our most expendable member.
Vesperus: Ashara would want to go, but she’s out cold…♦grins at Nazares♦ She was probably up all night…and so were you, if you know what I mean.
Nazares: Yes, well…she’ll be out cold then for the next few days. ♦smiles slightly♦
Vesperus: DAYS? Are you shitting me?
Nazares: I jest. She’s just taking a nap.

Myron enters the stables where his master’s horses are to see the “escort” team that Salvadore provided, consisting of Azeri, Kalarad, Granuaile and Kayan.
Granuaile: ♦yawns♦ What’s happening? I was up all night…
Kayan: ♦Waves at Myron♦ Morning Myron! ♦Turns to Gran♦ Myron told me about Sextus’s plans. Apparently, we’re going to go to the Weyrs forest to find…something. ♦Shrugs♦
Kalarad: ♦rubs temples♦ I have a hangover……..
Granuaile: ♦leans on Azeri’s shoulder and yawns again♦ Something?
Myron: I couldn’t get enough information to learn what you need to find… Sorry about that.
Azeri: ♦yawns and leans his head on Granuaile’s♦ Why would they send me on some shemlen’s errand?
Kayan: No need to apologize, Myron. You did more than enough actually. ♦Smiles, then side-eyes Kal♦
Kalarad: So, new guy, can you fight?
Kayan: ♦Snorts♦ What do you think bodyguards are suppose to do?
Kalarad: Not everyone is qualified for their jobs. Come on, show us what you can do! ♦slaps his shoulder♦
Kayan: You know, you don’t have to if you’re uncomfortable, Myron. You can decide for yourself on what you want to do.
Azeri: ♦pets Grace while watching them♦ [Waking me up early to act as a glorified guide for some shemlen slave-owner? ♦internally hisses♦]
Granuaile: Kalarad, you were up drinking again?
Kalarad: When am I not? GAHAHAHA!
Granuaile: And you didn’t share? ♦giggles♦
Kalarad: Not sure if short-stuff could take it. ♦grins at Azeri♦
Granuaile: I’m sure he could take as much as I could. ♦winks♦
Azeri: ♦blushes and focuses on petting the halla who judges him with her all-knowing beady eyes♦
Myron: ♦watches the group♦ [No wonder this team needs a bodyguard…]
Salvadore: Granuaile, let us speak for awhile.
Granuaile: What? Oh, alright.
Azeri: What? What you can say to Granuaile, you can say to me!
Salvadore: After that outburst, I think not.
Azeri: I’m watching you…
Granuaile: It’s okay, fenorain. Don’t worry.

Salvadore: ♦He leads Gran by the elbow away from the others♦ This Magister Sextus is after an eluvian and we suspect him to be connected to Iona Tagaris. Do not allow him to get the eluvian and bring it back here…if you try to run off with with. Well, your wardens friends are still here after all. .n_n ♦clasps her shoulder♦ Not that I think you will. You are smart, I trust you’ll succeed.
Granuaile: ♦surprised♦ A-An eluvian?? Another one? How… Well, I sure don’t like that Sextus person… Alright. Azeri and I would take care of it once we bring it here.
Salvadore: It would appear so. I would not trust that Kayan person, if I were you. He is close to Sextus’ slave and may bumblingly divulge information. Be careful. ♦smiles at her then goes back inside♦
Granuaile: ♦scratches head and goes back to Azeri♦
♦hands Azeri a lazurite stone♦ You should make a new weapon for yourself. ♦smiles♦

Myron enters the forge.
Evander: Hey, you must be the new guy!
Myron: Yes I am. ♦nods♦ My name is Myron.
Isidore: ♦looks up at Myron from the armor design he’s working on♦ Hello, Myron. Do you need any weapons crafted?
Kayan: ♦Kayan enters with Junior following him from behind♦ Hey there.
Evander: N-N—N-NUG!!!
Myron: Oh, hi Kayan!
Evander: ♦screams and jumps into Myron’s arms♦
♦cries♦
Junior: ♦winks deviously at Evander♦
Myron: ♦Very confused♦ What? Are you okay?
Kayan: ♦Waves at Myron, then chuckles at Evander♦ Oh, not this again…
Evander: ♦clings to Myron♦ UGH! IT’S SO CREEPY!
Granuaile: ♦runs in♦ MY CHILD—-
Myron: What is happening?
Junior: ♦wiggles his little pink butt at Gran then proceeds to run around Myron♦
Kayan: ♦Picks up Junior♦ I swear Evander, Junior won’t use his little hands to strangle you in your sleep.
Junior: ♦strangling gesture♦
Granuaile: ♦takes Evander from Myron♦ My poor baby Evander….
Kayan: ♦Sighs♦ Junior please… Stop messing with him. ♦Tries not to laugh♦
Evander: ♦cries more and clings to Gran♦ I hate nugs so much. Graaaaan, thank you for protecting me!QuQ
Isidore: ♦sighs♦ You need to excuse Evander…he’s…terrified of nugs.
Myron: Yeah, I figured that out…
Evander: Who wouldn’t be? With those tiny eyes that are darker than a bottomless pit, those creepy pink hands and those huge ears— UGH.
Granuaile: Shhh… ♦pets Evander♦ I’m here for you!
Kayan: But that what makes him cute, Evander! ♦Lovingly Pets Junior♦
Isidore: Kayan, perhaps you should let Junior go. I think Myron had some business he wanted to discuss. I’m certain he’ll find Ihrlie or Cyrus.
Kayan: Alright, alright. ♦Laughs♦
♦Releases Jr.♦ Go run somewhere else, my mini-me.
Junior: ♦looks at Evander once then scampers off♦
Granuaile: ♦puts Evander down on a chair♦ You’ll be fine now, okay?
Evander: Thank you…I hope that nug never comes back. ♦shudders♦ Anyway, do you need something, Myron?
Granuaile: ♦nods and leaves the forge♦
Kayan: Here, let me give you a stone as thanks for helping me out earlier. ♦Gives Myron a silverite stone♦
Evander: Oh, I could make you a good silverite sword with this, Myron!
Myron: ♦Takes the stone♦ Thank you Kayan. ♦Looks to Evander♦ It would be great if you could make that for me.
Isidore: We could include a rune slot there on the hilt; however, if you need it enchanted, you would have to ask…him….♦points to the dwarf sleeping on the table nearby♦
Kayan: ♦Shudders♦ ….I’ll come with you in case anything happens. ♦Glares at Sleepius♦ Also, one more thing. ♦Hands him dawnstone♦ Your sword won’t do you much good if you don’t have armor. [What kind of master doesn’t equip their bodyguard with armor…]
Isidore: Pink doesn’t suit Myron’s complexion. We can use the silverite for the armor instead, Evander.
Evander: Alright, just wait here, Myron. Your sword will be done in no time!
Myron: ♦Places hand on Kayan’s shoulder♦ Thank you for getting me some armor and a weapon. I always hated wearing rags.
Kayan: ♦Clasps Myron’s hand on his shoulder♦ Of course. ♦Smiles♦
Isidore: So, Myron, what’s your story? Were you were a gladiator in the Proving Grounds of Tevinter. Steeped in gold and blood and glory though you wished for a peaceful life, until your beauty caught the eye of a perverted magister, leaving behind another gladiator whom you had a stormy love affair with?
Evander: Wow, Isidore…that sounds like the story you wrote…the one with bits you didn’t allow me to read yet.
Myron: Oh my story… ♦laughs nervously♦ Well, I was taken from my family as a young child and sold as a slave. I’ve had three magisters before I ended up with the one I have now.
Isidore: ♦eyebrows raise♦ Three magisters before this one? What happened to them? ♦leans his head on one arm and leans forward♦ Sounds like you have an intriguing story, Myron.
Evander: You don’t have to tell us if you’re shy, Myron.
Myron: ♦looks to the side♦ I’d rather not say. It’s a touchy subject.
Isidore: ♦frustrated noise♦ I will not pry…though I must admit, I will lie awake tonight, wondering.
Evander: ♦laughs♦ You’re exaggerating, Isidore!
Isidore: But, there is clearly a story here…maybe one day when you’re more comfortable. I’ll be looking forward to that day.
Evander: Alright, here! Done! ♦hands Myron silverite armor x1 and dawnstone sword x 1♦
Myron: ♦Takes the items♦ Thank you for your services!

Kayan leads Myron to the gardens where Jerome is sitting, reading a tome.
Kayan: ♦Hovers over the tome and squints♦ Ehh, nope…♦Laughs♦ I still can barely read that thing. ♦Clears throat♦ Anyway, sorry to interrupt, Jerome, but I have someone I would like you to meet. This is Myron. Earlier, he saved Ihrlie from Salvadore’s pets.
Myron: ♦Offers hand to Jerome♦ It’s nice to meet you.
Jerome: It is a pleasure to meet you, Myron. And it appears that I am in your debt for rescuing Kayan. ♦stands and and shakes his hand, tucking the book under his arm♦ I have heard that you are a slave…that is most unfortunate. We all wish to help you out of a situation, but I can assure you that Kayan will not do anything hasty anymore. Our daughter, Ihrlie was a slave as well, so we are too eager to help, but should it fail, you would suffer. It is a difficult position, but I have hope that we can change it. I am sorry for the ramble. ♦smiles apologetically♦
Myron: It’s fine. It may be a bad situation, but it is one I have to live with. There’s no need to go out of your way to help me, I wouldn’t want to drag anyone into this.
Jerome: Still…If there is anything Kayan or I can do to help, do not hesitate to ask. ♦smiles warmly at him♦
Kayan: Myron, we’re choosing to help you. One day, I want you to experience on making your own choices. I want you to know what it feels like to be free, and Jerome and I will help you get that life. ♦Smiles♦
Myron: I eagerly await that day. If you want to help me, you can, as long as you don’t do anything that would get yourself or anyone else in trouble… or worse.
Jerome: Now then, Myron, can I help you with anything?
Myron: ♦shakes head♦ I’m fine at the moment, I don’t need anything right now.
Kayan: You sure? We can get you anything. It’s no trouble at all if you’re worried about that.
Myron: Well…♦pauses to think♦ Some good food would be nice. The food I usually get tastes like air.
Jerome: ♦sad face♦ Of course, are you a fan of cheese? Val Falaise has the best assortment…come then, you can have dinner with our family. I think you deserve that much, at the very least.
Kayan: ♦Frowns♦ Well…. We have plenty of food, and we’ll be glad to share it with you. Don’t be modest. Eat as much as you want, alright?
Manlietta: I HEARD FOOOD!!!
Jerome: ♦laughs♦ Manlietta, this is Myron, Manlietta. He’s having dinner with us.
Manlietta: You look like a powerful one, Myron. LET’S SPAR.
Kayan: ♦Grins♦ Bodacious Bronto here is my trusted and best friend, Myron. However, she’s not easy opponent.
Myron: ♦Laughs♦ You want to spar with me? Okay, lets do it!
Both Manlietta and Myron activate Berserker Mode.
Manlietta: ♦activates Berserker Mode♦ TASTE THE WRATH OF MANLIETTA!!!!!!
Myron: ♦activates Berserker mode♦ Come at me!!
Manlietta: TASTE MY BLADE!!!
Despite it being a close match, Myron wins, gaining Manlietta’s respect.
Manlietta: ♦falls to the ground with a thud♦ GOOD JOB!!!! ♦Greatly Approves♦
Myron: ♦Smiles♦ Thanks! That was a great spar!
Manlietta: ♦pets her sweaty, meaty arm around Myron, and smiles, her eyes bulging with joy♦ IT WAS!
Kayan: ♦Walks up to the both of them, smiling♦ Both of you did an amazing job! Bodacious Bronto hasn’t fought this hard in a long time, actually.
Jerome: You are a very good fighter, Myron. Where did you learn to fight? I taught Kayan initially, but he surpassed me.
Kayan: ♦Kisses Jerome on the forehead♦ And I couldn’t ask for a better teacher.
Myron: Well, It’s important for slaves to know how to fight. It’s a tough world for us.
Jerome: ♦nods, looking serious♦ I understand…this hard life has made you a strong person. Now then, after that fight, shall we have dinner?
Kayan: After all that sparring, you must be starving by now. ♦Gestures Myron to follow to the dining room♦
Myron: ♦Follows Kayan♦ Yeah, sparring takes a lot of energy. I’m starving now.

Granuaile, Ashara, Kayan, Azeri and Kalarad accompany Myron and Sextus to the Weyrs and after weeks of travel, you find yourself at a desert. You descend to the bottom of a canyon, walls of rock rising all around you. You eventually come upon a small cave entrance and see the remains of what appears to be wolf statues, losing body parts to the elements and age. A strong wind blows, dust whipping about all around you.
Granuaile: O-Ouch— ♦covers her head with her scarf♦
Azeri: ♦tries to shield Granuaile with his puny body♦ Wolf statues…no doubt in the hopes to protect this place.
Ashara: Uuuugh. I’m sick of this. Let’s find this damn Eluvian so I can go back to the estate. [I miss Nazares. I miss Rellia.]
Kayan: [The sooner we get rid of this man, the better.] ♦Glares at Sextus♦
Granuaile: (Wait everyone knows it’s an Eluvian?)
Kayan: (OO NGA)
(I don’t think so)
Granuaile: (It’s supposed to be Gran and Azeri’s sekrit)
Sextus: (only Mean Girls and Gran know)
Kayan: (Well, maybe Ashara might know bc Salvadore)
Sextus: ♦stares at Ashara♦ I do not even know why you accompanied me…perhaps, it was my winning charm. ♦waggles eyebrows at her♦
Granuaile: (Oh okay so Ashara saying it will surprise the others)
Sextus: (sexty)
Kayan: ♦Gags and mumbles♦ What charm….
The Maker (GM): wait fuck sextus will know MGs spied on him…maybe that’s how he doesn’t die later…>u>;;
Kayan: (Asharaaaaaaa)
Kalarad: Let’s go on. Even my toes have sand between them. You okay, new guy? ♦looks at Myron♦
Ashara: (ooooh wait muna im distracted im on the phone. ignore the ashara mentioning eluvian)
Granuaile: ♦clings onto Azeri’s arm and looks around♦ I don’t trust these wolf statues.
Myron: I’m fine. I’m just hoping we find what we’re looking for soon.
Sextus: Let us head in. Myron, you go ahead and make sure there aren’t any traps.
Kayan: ♦Frowns and goes with Myron♦ I’ll come with as a second pair of eyes.
Myron: ♦walks in with Kayan♦ So far so good…
Ashara: ♦ignores Sextus’ eyebrow waggle♦
Granuaile: Be careful you two. We’ll also follow.
The Maker (GM): Roll Perception (Seeing) OuO
Kayan: Just watch your steps though, Gran.
Granuaile: rolling 3d6+6
(
4
+
3
+
4
)6
= 17
Kayan: (How do you roll via typing again?)
Granuaile: ( r 3d6 + __ )
The Maker (GM): don’t forget the slash
Myron: rolling 3d6
(
5
+
2
+
5
)
= 12
Kayan: rolling 3d6 + 2
(
3
+
6
+
6
)
2
= 17
Azeri: rolling 3d6 + 3
(
1
+
5
+
4
)3
= 13
(lmao what a dlasih)
Kayan: (Azeriiii)
Kalarad: rolling 3d6
(
6
+
5
+
2
)
= 13
Granuaile: (Azeri please)
Ashara: rolling 3d6 2
(
4
+
3
+
5
)-2
= 10
Granuaile: (lol)
Kayan: (Wow Ashara..)
Ashara: (who rolled for me lmao)
(srry on phooone)
The Maker (GM): Me. You’re on the phone eh. XD
Granuaile and Kayan dodge as arrows burst forth from the wall and hit Kalarad, Azeri, Myron and Ashara for 5dmg
Fen’Harel: ay there. off the phone na. srry 8D sextus doesn’t know ashara said eluvian ha
Kayan: (Nooo bbs ;A;)
Sextus: Cursed rattus. Always have to make things difficult. ♦sighs♦
Granuaile: Fenorain!!!! ♦hugs Azeri and tries to take out the arrow♦ Are you alright???
Azeri: What did you say
-
Ashara: Argh! ♦pulls the arrow out of her arm♦ I HATE THIS PLACE.
Kayan: ♦Goes to Myron♦ Myron! Here, let me help you.. ♦Tries to take out arrow♦
(Wawa Ashara. No one came to her. Also Kal)
Azeri: It’s just a scratch. ♦bleed profusely as he smiles and kisses Gran on the forehead then glares daggers at Sextus♦
Myron: I got this… ♦pulls out own arrow♦ Thanks for helping though
Granuaile: (Sorry Azeri comes first. 8D; )
Kalarad: ♦pulls out arrow♦ I think I prefer being left at the estate now.
Granuaile: (… ok that sounded weird)
Ashara: (brb I’m ggonna get dressed)
(i mean change 2 pjs)
Kayan: [I prefer you being left behind in that tavern with the dwarfs…]
Granuaile: Sorry, Kalarad. I’ll give you a bottle of wine later.
Kalarad: ♦Approves♦ That makes this worth it.
Azeri: We should expect heavier resistance. My People would not anything of theirs taken so easily by some undeserving shem. ♦hisses♦
Kayan: Whatever comes our way, we can handle it. We’ll just have to be more careful next time.
Sextus: ♦wasn’t paying attention, already prodding Myron forward, then lowers his voice as he moves close to Myron’s ear then whispers♦ When we find what we are looking for, you are to dispose of them. All of them.
Kayan: (>8[)
Ashara: (RUDE)
Kayan: (Can we just kill him)
Myron: ( ;o;)
Ashara: ♦looks at Sextus with suspicion♦ [Better get rid of this asshole later.]
Granuaile: It’s alright, Azeri. Don’t mind that terrible shemlen. ♦whispers♦ I really don’t like Sextus.
Kayan: ♦Gets next to Gran and whispers♦ I have a terrible feeling about this man. For all of us, I think it’s best to deal with him later.
Myron: ♦Whispering back♦ Do I have to? They may be useful for later…
Granuaile: (i love how we’re all whispering)
Azeri: ♦sulks about Sextus still being alive and holds onto Granuaile’s hand♦
Kayan: (We’re all plotting to kill Sextus, haha)
Ashara: (aww Azeri uwu)
Granuaile: (huhuhu this racist bb)
Sextus: ♦whispers♦ Yes, this is an order. If you dare disobey me again…you will sorely regret it.
Granuaile: ♦grasps Azeri’s hand tight♦ Let’s all get going.
Kayan: ♦Glares at Sextus as the party moves along♦
Granuaile: (I realized.. maker i forgot to give the weapons and armor to Kal and Azeri)
Ashara: ( L O L OTL)
Granuaile: ( I did mention giving a lazurite to Azeri yesterday)
Kayan: (Oh yeah! Maker, don’t forget to give +
points to Myron from Isidore and Evander!)
Granuaile: (SO I assume he made his staff)
Kayan: (Jerome too since Myron helped save Ihrlie)
The Maker (GM): The party venture deeper into the tunnel, Ashara and Azeri lighting the way with their magic. Azeri stops occasionally to examine the images and runes carved into the walls until Granuaile guides him by the elbow along. Eventually you reach a crossroads leading into three different halls.
Granuaile: I think we’ll need to split up…
Kayan: Alright, so where to now?
I’m not sure about that, Gran…
Ashara: Ugh. Stupid halla humper ruins.
Azeri: ♦scowls at Ashara♦ This is our heritage! You should be far more excited…♦mumbles under breath♦ seth’lin……..
Kayan: (HAHAHA Azeri)
Granuaile: (Azeri pls)
Kayan: If we split up, we may encounter something that we can’t deal without the others. I think it’s safer for all of us to go together.
Granuaile: Fenorain, what do you think? Maybe there’s some sort of riddle on the walls you were looking at earlier.
Sextus: Dalish, isn’t it your job to know this place? Where do we go? ♦looks impatiently at Gran♦
Granuaile: ♦completely ignores Sextus♦
Kayan: Her name is Gran. ♦Continues to glare at Sextus♦
Ashara: Seth… what. ♦shrug♦ I don’t understand your halla humper speak. Oi, Granuaile. Where do you think we should go?
Myron: Kayan, you shouldn’t speak so rudly to Magister Sextus…
[Even if I find it amusing]
Granuaile: (luv Myron 8D )
Ashara: (uwu)
Kayan:
You’re lucky that Azeri and Gran is even with you, so you don’t have an excuse to complain.
I can’t help it if he’s rude as well.
♦Turns to Myron♦
Myron: (hehe)
Sextus: Thank you, Myron. The next time you speak out of hand, rattus, Myron will throttle you himself.
Kayan: He can’t tell me what to do, because I’m a free elf.
Granuaile: (dobby is a free elf)
Kayan: (Kayan is a free elfff)
Myron: (lmao)
Granuaile: Don’t you call him a rattus. ♦glares♦
Kayan: (Awwwww Gran bb ;A;)
(Hehehe we’re ganging up on Sextus)
Sextus: Free or not, you should learn to respect your betters. ♦narrows eyes at Kayan and Gran♦ Magister Ashara, you tolerate these fools being so impudent?
Kalarad: ♦drinks wine in the background♦
Granuaile: I’m going to look around for clues.
Kayan: ♦Scoffs♦ I think it should be the other way around, Sextus.
Ashara: Ashara: ♦picking nose♦ Huh, were you talking to me, Sextus?
Sextus: rolling 3d6 + 15
(
6
+
1
+
5
)15
= 27
Granuaile: (do i roll for anything)
Ashara: (whoops ignore the Ashara part XD)
(I mean the Ashara:)
Sextus: ♦Hemorrhage on Kayan♦ I have had enough of you!
rolling 4d6 + 12
(
1
+
5
+
5
+
2
)
12
= 25
The Maker (GM): Kayan takes 25 dmg
Kayan: (HOLY)
Granuaile: By the Dread Wolf, are we seriously doing this?! In this place too?
Kayan: ♦Writhes in pain♦
Myron: Please stop! He’s learned his lesson!
Kayan: (Myronnnn QAQ)
Ashara: ♦scowls as Kayan’s blood splashes on her shoes♦ Sextus, you fool! This is Antivan leather!
Kayan: (I love how she doesn’t blame Kayan anymore)
Ashara: (PROGRESS)
Kayan: (BLESS)
Sextus: Then finish the lesson for me, Myron and hit him for his insults— Oh, Magister Ashara, I apologize. Myron will wipe your boots. But first…go on, hit him.
Kayan: ♦Coughs up blood and grumbles to himself♦ You won’t be hurting anyone else later. I’ll make sure of it…
Ashara: OI. Stop this foolishness and let’s move on.
Granuaile: ♦takes Azeri by the arm♦ I’m honestly getting frustrated. I don’t like this place.
Kayan: ♦Wearily speaks to Myron♦ Go ahead, Myron. I don’t want to get your hurt again because of me….
Granuaile: It just… feels odd.
Ashara: ♦shoves past Sextus and walks towards the nearest hall♦
Kayan: (♦want to get you)
Azeri: ♦was too busy examining the place, he didn’t notice Kayan♦ Hmm? but this place is so fascinating!
Granuaile: Ashara wait—
Ashara: Sextus, stop with your tantrum and let’s move the fuck on, shall we?!
Kayan: (Azeri you nerd x))
Myron: ♦approaches Kayan and whispers♦ I’m sorry… so sorry… ♦hits Kayan♦
Sextus: ♦smirks and stops the blood magic♦ Let us follow Magister Ashara now. ♦gestures for Myron to follow him and they walk down the same hallway♦
Kayan: ♦Wearily stands up and gives a small smile to Myron♦
Granuaile: ♦sulks and moves ahead of Ashara♦
Kayan: ♦Mouths♦ I’m alright.
Myron: ♦Tries to smile back but can’t. Turns to follow Sextus♦
Ashara: (lel idk what hallway I picked)
Granuaile: (let’s say it’s the left)
Ashara: (okayyy)
Kayan: (To the left, to the left. Everything is on to the…I forgot the lyrics)
Granuaile: (Everything something something in the box to the left)
Azeri: ♦stays behind with Kalarad and Gran at the back♦ We need to find a key to the eluvian, ghaildhalas. But we cannot let that fool know or get that. If he does not, then the eluvian will be useless to him.
Granuaile: (Ano ba i went ahead)
Azeri: ♦goes ahead 8D;;
Kayan: (Wow Azeri)
Kal: chugs wine)
(Kal all by himself.
Granuaile: ♦whispers to Azeri♦ Then we’ll have to keep the key to ourselves first.
Azeri: I saw the words for eluvian on the walls here…this must be leading to the chamber containing it. If we allow that magister waste time here, we can still double back and get the key.
Kalarad: ♦chugs♦ There are two more hallways. How do we know which one has the key?
Granuaile: How about the three of us go to a different hallway and let the others go through this one? They can handle themselves…
Ashara: ♦grumbling♦ Stupid elven ruins…
Kayan: ♦Grumbles♦ Stupid Sextus…
Granuaile: (lmao u guys)
Azeri: It would be far too noticeable if too many of us disappear. Qunari, stay with them. We’ll retrieve that key.
Kayan: (Sorry, I just had to do that x))
Ashara: (Is Sextus not hearing this key talk?! XD)
Granuaile: (he’s not LMAO)
Kayan: (Stupid Sextus nga)
Myron: (headcannon that sextus has bad hearing)
Granuaile: Kalarad, just don’t tell anyone about it. I’ll give you an extra bottle of wine if you keep it secret.
Kayan: (Yessss)
Kalarad: ♦nods as Granuaile and Azeri sneak off♦ SO! New guy, ever been to moldy elven ruins before? I can tell ya, I barely join these expeditions, but I’ve had more than enough elven magic mumbo-jumbo.
Granuaile: (Luv Kalarad)
Kayan: (Kalaradddd ;u;)
(Finally, he’s showing up more)
Myron: I’ve been on many expeditions before, but never to a place quite like this. It’s exciting!
Kayan: (Myron bb uwu)
Granuaile: ( cutie Myron… )
Ashara: Exciting isn’t the right word. Elven ruins suck. THEY SUCK.
Fuck the ancient elves.
Kayan: They’re not that nice as you think, Myron… ♦Recalls the owl temple with Auggy♦
Kalarad: Exciting…right…cobwebs and crumbling stones and send trying to cram itself down my asscrack— ♦drinks deeply♦ Hey, maybe you need some of this to take some of the edge of. ♦waves his wine skin in front of Myron♦
Myron: ♦Shakes head♦ I’m fine, I don’t need any at the moment. Maybe later.
Granuaile: (I like how no one noticed Granzeri sneaking out)
Kayan: (Meanwhile Sextus doesn’t hear any of us, haha)
(Or he no curr)
Myron: (be free, Gran!)
Kayan: (HAHA)
(Gran is a free elfff)
Granuaile: (Granzeri are going to the rightmost hall)
Kalarad: (Bad hearing?8D;;)
Ashara: (Sina ashara and sextus are walking down the left hall. whats there)
(whoops srry taglish)
Granuaile: (the eluvian is there)
Kayan: (Too busy grooming himself also. That narcissist)
Granuaile: (OR IS IT?)
Kalarad: Are ya sure? Come on! You might loosen up a little. GAHAHAHA!
Ashara: (must be a long hall since they havent seen the eluvian yet)
Shit, how long is this hallway supposed to be?!
Granuaile: (What if it’s actually NOT THERE)
Kayan: Stop pressuring him to do something he doesn’t want. He already has enough of that from him… ♦Scowls at Sextus♦
Myron: No no… ♦whispers♦ I’m not sure is Magister Sextus will allow me…
Kayan: (If not, Sara, then I hope it’s not something bad, like that Broodmother from Ihrlie’s quest…)
Granuaile: Azeri… I don’t think the eluvian was down that hall earlier. I think it’s in the middle hallway. ♦points ahead♦ I think that’s… the key?
(sry if i’m messing things up o v o)
The Maker (GM): The eluvian is down Ashara’s hall way, right is the key…the middle was a nasty surprise to throw trespassers off. XD
Granuaile: (Oh okay. 8D)
Ashara: (Phew, no middle hallway XD)
Granuaile: (Gran can just make a dumb)
Ashara: (why haven’t ashara + sextus reached the eluvian yet. theyve been walking)
Kayan: (Slow like slugs tho)
Granuaile: (they’re walking so slowly LMAO)
Ashara: Hey, Sextus! Why are you walking so slow?!
Azeri: No, I am quite certain. I saw some…strange writings near the entrance to that hall. Likely a warning to other elves, as superior as us, that there is danger down the middle path. Likely to throw nosey shems off.
Granuaile: (as superior as us lmao)
Ashara: (AS SUPERIOR AS US HAHAHAHHAHAHA)
Sextus: I’m not used to walking around so much. Slaves usually carry my palanquin around.
Kayan: (RACIST LMAO)
Ashara: Eugh. ♦prods at Sextus lightly with her staff♦ Well, get moving. The sooner we find whatever the fuck you’re looking for, the better. [The Eluvian…]
Granuaile: Ah, so that’s why it seemed like the writings were “pointing to that direction.” So smart, our People. Let’s get the key now, fenorain.
Kayan: (Ugh, I want to sass, but Sextus will prob use blood magic again)
Granuaile: (save ur HP kayan ;A; )
Kayan: (I’ll just mumble so he won’t hear >u>)
♦Mumbles♦ Of course you’re too lazy to use your own legs…
Myron: ♦overhears Kayan and chuckles♦
Kayan: ♦Notices Myron and chuckles with him♦
Granuaile: (you two LOL)
Kayan: (Aww frandshippp ;u;)
Kalarad: (Kayronnnnnn)
Kayan: (♦Sprays water bottle at Maker♦ No, bad)
Myron: (Myron needs a good friend… too bad Sextus may ruin that later)
Granuaile: (Terrible Sextus.)
Kayan: ♦Whispers to Myron while giggling♦ I bet he needs someone to chew his food first before eating it.
The Maker (GM): You reach the end of the left hallway and come upon a doorway covered in elven inscriptions. Roll Cultural Lore vs TN 15 to read.
Kayan: (Kayan so dumb. How…Sam, roll cunning for this)
rolling 3d6 + 2
(
4
+
1
+
2
)+-2
= 5
(HAHAHAHA)
Granuaile: (…Can we just talk about how Kalarad has more cunning than ALL of you?)
Myron: rolling 3d6-2
(
3
+
6
+
1
)-2
= 8
Kayan: (We can be stupid together hahaha)
Ashara: rolling 3d6 – 2
(
2
+
6
+
1
)-2
= 7
Kayan: (KAL?! Well, he
-
Ashara: (LMAO)
Kayan: (HAHAHA ASHARA TOO)
Granuaile: (We obvs need Azeri)
Ashara: (NERDO GET OVER HERE)
Granuaile: (But he’s busy with his girlfriend)
Ashara: ♦squints at the inscriptions♦ Gibberish.
Kayan: (Busy in another way ofc)
Granuaile: (Yes)
Kayan: This means……something. ♦Shrugs♦
Kalarad: rolling 3d6 + 3
(
6
+
4
+
4
)3
= 17
(LMAOOOOOOOO)
Granuaile: (L M A O)
Kayan: (THANKS)
Kalarad: (ANO BUH)
Granuaile: (THE QUNARI READS ELVEN)
Kayan: (WOW)
Ashara: (WHAT THE FUCK LOL)
Granuaile: (AHAHAHAHA ANO BA)
Kayan: (ANO BUH)
Myron: (INCREDIBLE)
Kayan: (Yet all the elves there FAIL)
Granuaile: (KALARAD PLS. MY NEW FAVE)
(sry your dalish are in the other hall)
Kayan: I can barely read common tongue, so I got nothing for elven.
Granuaile: (Awww Kayan XD)
Kayan: (He needs more reading sessions with Jerome uwu)
Kalarad: Hmm, I remember there were a few converts I used to work with in the Ben-Hassrath that taught me elven. This is pretty simple. Let’s see……….there are moveble stones here. Looks like you have to match the symbol with the elven deity associated with them.
Granuaile: (i could imagine jerome teaching kayan the alphabet with flash cards)
(LEL GOOD LUCK TEAM)
Kayan: (Kayan Jr. helps too. He uses his tiny hands to change the cards, haha)
Ashara: What the fuck. The Qunari knows elven?!
Kayan: Huh, seems like you know things afterall.
But how are going to do this when barely any of us knows anything about this?
Kalarad: ♦stares at Kayan and Ashara♦ Yeah, well, that’s all the elven I know. Don’t know shit about their gods.
Ashara: Where are those damn halla humpers when we need them?!
Granuaile: (finally someone noticed)
Kayan: ♦Sighs and looks at Sextus♦ You should know at least something. You’re the one after whatever you’re looking for here.
Granuaile: (Maker, what IS the key? 8D; )
Ashara: [Ugh, they probably went down a hallway to have sex.]
Sextus: Elven lore is beneath me. ♦waves it off♦
(HAHA ASHARA)
Granuaile: (ASHARA PLEASE)
Ashara: (LEL)
Kayan: [Knowing them, they probably went off to the other tunnels to look for the mirror or something…Smart, Gran.]
Sextus: (Kayan doesn’t know it’s an eluvian tho?!)
Kayan: ♦Mumbles♦ Seems like you think everything is beneath you…
(WHOOPS. I forgot)
(Scratch that with information)
Granuaile: (what are Granzeri doing right now? is it the one like in DA:I? cos i spoiled myself a bit with that while reading up)
Kayan: Fine…Nothing will be done if we don’t do anything. Might as well try. ♦Goes up to one of the stones♦
Ashara: ♦squints at the stones♦ … I don’t get it.
Sextus: (Wait, DA:I…what WAS the key there? It’s just some medallion with Wolfy)
The Maker (GM): Roll Cunning (Cultural Lore) vs TN 17 to solve puzzle
Kayan: rolling 3d6 + -2
(
3
+
1
+
5
)
-2
= 7
(…………….)
Granuaile: (oh lol nevermind. i was reading the wiki)
Ashara: (even if i max my rolls i won’t reach TN 17 HAHAH)
Myron: rolling 3d6-2
(
1
+
2
+
6
)-2
= 7
Kayan: (Actually, same here lel)
Granuaile: (it’s for mythal naman so it’s diff here)
The Maker (GM): oh my god so bobo
Ashara: (wao dumb elves)
Kayan: (IT’S LIKE IHRLIE’S QUEST AGAIN)
Kalarad: rolling 3d6 + 3
(
4
+
4
+
6
)3
= 17
Granuaile: Azeri, this medallion is pretty! Is this really the key?
(ANO BA)
Kalarad: (HAHAHAHAADHSLGHDSFHDSFJH)
Kayan: ♦Rubs head♦ This cave is giving me a headache.
(WOW HAHAHAHAHA)
Granuaile: (KALARAD PLEASE)
(I THOUGHT HE DIDN’T KNOW)
Kayan: [All I want to do is go back to my family and Jerome…]
Kalarad: Huh, I think you got it wrong. This plant looks more like a Sylaise to me than a Dirthamen…♦moves the stones around until, suddenly, you hear a click and the door slides open♦
Kayan: (GO KAL)
♦Surprised, then chuckles♦ I thought you didn’t know any more about elven.
Kalarad: Hey, dumb luck! Time for a celebratory drink. ♦takes out a wineskin with mead and drinks♦
Ashara: (WAO KALARAD)
… Holy shit.
Kayan: I thought wrong of you. You’re not that bad, Kalarad.
Myron: [Kalarad’s a lot smarter than initially thought…] Yeah, Good job!
Sextus: Finally! Who knew qunari had their uses? ♦pushes past Kalarad and enters the chamber♦
The Maker (GM): MEANWHILE
Kayan: ♦Pats Kal’s back♦ When we get back, remind me to get you some of Jerome’s Orlesian wines. ♦Starts walking towards the doors♦
Ashara: ♦follows Sextus♦
(Orleeesian wines?! PFFT ANTIVAN WINES ARE BETTER KAYAAAN)
Kayan: (THAT’S ALL HE HAS HAHA)
(Wine with cheese)
Ashara: (HE’S RICH)
Granuaile: (LMAO…………)
Kayan: (You think a dumb elf like him knows x))
Granuaile: (kayan prolly doesn’t know the diff)
Kayan: (And he doesn’t drink that much)
Azeri: Ghaildhalas, look, there appear to be three pedestals here…♦approaches the pedestal and stands before a statue of a wolf, then kneels down to read the inscription at its feet♦ It says that the trickster can answer only one question with “yes” or “no”, ask of him which pedestal to place an offering on. A mistake will lead to your destruction.
Granuaile: ♦stands next to Azeri♦ Sounds simple enough? But wait. Even if he answers “yes” or “no,” how sure are we?
Fen’Harel: 8D
Andruil: WOLFY
Andraste: ♦Smacks Wolfy with newspaper♦ Bad Wolfy
Azeri: Exactly…we can only ask one question. If the answer is a “no”, we still have no idea which pedestal is correct.
Fen’Harel: awuwuwuwuwuwuwu >8[
Granuaile: Are you sure that’s all that’s written here? Besides, what can we offer to him? …We do need this key though…
Wait. Can’t we ask one question each?
Azeri: I suspect anything of value will suffice. I think the magic will not become active again for several hours once someone has asked a question. We could ask, but we’d have to wait several hours and then the shem will notice our absence.
Kayan: (But do you place the offerring on one pedestal or all three? Hmmmmm >8l )
(So longgg. Whyyyy)
Granuaile: (fucking riddles)
Kayan: (Makerrr halp)
Granuaile: (I have an idea wait)
Azeri: (>u> There’s a solution…)
Granuaile: (I think I know it LMAO)
(lemme try to work on it wait.)
Kayan: (Brb. Restroom and food )
Azeri: (sorry for how slow everything was…I was adding new music to roll20. i’m done na, this can go faster na. XD)
Granuaile: (We kinda counter it. We ask if we shouldn’t offer on two certain pedestals, if he says yes, we assume that the third is the right one? but if he says no….. WAIT I’M CONFUSED WITH MY OWN TRAIN OF THOUGHT)
(WOLFY PLS)
Azeri: (Fen’harel: TROLOLOLOLOLOL)
Granuaile: (trying to math this out)
(i mean logic)
Azeri: (While you think…)
The Maker (GM): MEANWHILEW
Granuaile: (yeah them first please this will take a while)
Kayan: (Back!)
(Ugh, this reminds me of a Layton puzzle)
Fen’Harel: awuwuwuwuwu
Kayan: (RIDDLES HOW)
Fen’Harel: (LMAO SEXTUS IS TYPING…)
Kayan: (Stop sexting, Sextus)
Sextus: ♦walks up to the eluvian which has a murky surface♦ Here it is…♦turns and smirks at the rest of you♦ You’ve been useful so far…but your usefulness ends here. Myron. Kill them.
Myron: (cries)
Kayan: ♦Scoffs♦ What makes you think Myron will listen to you?
You have made Myron suffered for far too long. You’re foolish to bring with you people who hate you. You’re outnumbered.
(Stupid, he’s outnumbered, keke)
Fen’Harel: Dumbass, I knew there was an Eluvian here. Time to die, Sextus~! I can’t believe Ves boned you. ♦brandishes staff♦
(THAT WAS ASHARA)
Kayan: (WOLFY)
(That says a lot)
♦Goes in front of Myron♦ Don’t worry, Myron. I’ll finish him off for you.
♦Draws out daggers♦
Sextus: I expected Prince Salvadore to have relayed the information to you. Just as Iona Tagaris said. Myron knows better than to disobey me once more. Myron! Kill the elf! ♦points staff blade at Ashara♦ You could have boned me as well, Magister Ashara!
Kayan: (EWWW)
Sextus: (creepiness award goes to sextus)
Kayan: You’ll have to go throw me first, Sextus, before getting to Ashara. ♦Throws a dagger♦
(Roll for dex?)
Myron: I won’t kill them! I would rather die myself then have to kill them!
Kayan: (MYRONNNNNNN QAQ)
Ashara: (EWW LOL)
Sextus: Myron?! How dare you?! What are you saying?!
Kayan: rolling 3d6 + 15
(
6
+
1
+
2
)
15
= 24
Ashara: Ha, no thanks! Unlike Ves, I have standards!
Kayan: (Dex [bow])
Ashara: (WAO MYRON uwu)
Vesperus: ♦sneezes♦ Someone’s talking smack about my sex life.
Sextus: rolling 3d6 + 15
(
3
+
5
+
1
)+15
= 24
Kayan: (Le gasp, it’s his own BFF >u>)
(WOW)
(SO CLOSE)
(SO ?
)
(Meanwhile Kal…)
(Kal: ♦Drinks wine♦)
Granuaile: (MY GOD IT’S SO HARD TO SOLVE THIS RIDDLE. Wolfy u trickster)
Sextus: ♦just as Kayan’s knife hits him in the shoulder, he sends a blast of electricity tearing through Kayan♦ MYRON, HOW DARE YOU? ♦you see molten stone bubbling beneath your feet as three rage demons pop out from the ground♦ I will deal with you myself, Myron.
Kayan: (Nooooooooooooooo)
Myron: (Woah QoQ)
Kalarad: ♦throws a flask on the ground, enveloping the room in smoke♦ Get the fuck out of here, new guy!
Kayan: ♦Falls down to knees and cringes♦
(KALLLLL)
Fen’Harel: awuwuwuuw
Sextus: ♦coughs♦ When I find you, Myron, you will regret this insubordination!
Ashara: (O SNP)
The Maker (GM): Roll Perception (Seeing) to find eahc other. 8D)
Kayan: rolling 3d6 + 2
(
2
+
1
+
5
)2
= 10
Myron: rolling 3d6
(
5
+
3
+
3
)
= 11
Kayan: (Welp)
Myron: (Darn ._.)
Ashara: rolling 3d6 – 2
(
1
+
4
+
2
)-2
= 5
(L O L)
Kayan: (Best)
Myron: (OMG)
Ashara: (A
)
The Maker (GM): Kayan and Myron call out to each other, but don’t see anything but smoke. Suddenly, rage demons scratch them from behind, dealing 5 dmg, but before they can retaliate, the demons slip back into the smoke. Ashara trips and a rage demon starts clawing at her prone form, taking 10 dmg.
Ashara: (GDI)
Sextus: rolling 3d6 + 5
(
2
+
6
+
5
)
5
= 18
(LMAOOOOO
Granuaile: (dafuq)
Ashara: Sextus, you asshole! Come and fight!
Kayan: ♦Coughs and continues yelling♦ M-Myron?! Ashara?! Kalarad?!
Just run away from here!
Granuaile: (Shit I’m sorry for not being there yet)
Myron: I won’t leave you guys! I’ll stay and fight Sextus with you!
Kayan: (Kayan only has 9 HP D8 D8)
(Myron bb noo sweethear)
Granuaile: (I think I got the riddle na D8 )
Kayan: (What’s the TN anyway to find each other?)
(Can I roll again?!)
The Maker (GM): Myron turns around and is thrown to the ground by a blast of lightning, his body spamming as Sextus towers over him. He tries to get up and retaliate but Sextus stabs him with his stab blade, taking 5 dmg. Myron cries out as Sextus twists the blade.
Ashara: Why the fuck would I run?! You’re dead, Sextus!
Kayan: Then we’ll leave together! Follow my voice—
Myron!
Granuaile: (CREATORS HAVE MERCY ON MYRON)
Myron: (Nooooooooooooo)
Kayan: (Bc we’re surrounded by rage demons and it’s smokyyyy)
(CAN KAYAN SAVE HIM)
Myron: ♦screams in agony♦
Kayan: ♦Frantically runs around, calling Myron’s name♦
Sextus: I will not TOLERATE ANY IN SUBORDINATION. ♦kicks Myron’s face then electrocutes him again♦
Kayan: (JDKLSFJSKLJF)
(CAN KAYAN GO HELP MYRON)_
Granuaile: (LSAHFSLAFHLSAFHSALH )
Kayan: (HAVE MERCY POOR BB DSKLJFLKSF)
Granuaile: (WE NEED TO SAVE MYRON SAJFHSLAKF)
Ashara: (Can ashara fight him)
Kayan: (WHAT DO I ROLL)
Kalarad: (well, you have to find them. XD)
(Perception check nga! TN 14)
rolling 3d6
(
1
+
1
+
5
)
= 7
Ashara: (dammit hasnt the smoke/fog/whatever dissipated already)
Granuaile: (guys pls)
Kayan: rolling 3d6 + 2
(
1
+
5
+
5
)2
= 13
Kalarad: ♦trips and gets clawed by rage demons♦
Myron: (Can I fight back???)
Kayan: (DJSLKJFKLSJFKLJS agh)
(SO CLOSE)
(CAN I JUST MAKE IT)
Kalarad: (Roll Str (Might) to fight back, Myron!)
Granuaile: (YES)
Myron: (how much was might?)
Kayan: (
2)
Kalarad: Kayan thinks he can see Myron’s form, but he can’t find his way through the smoke.
Myron: rolling 3d6+10
(
2
+
2
+
5
)10
= 19
The Maker (GM): that was the maker haha
Kayan: (Kal knows everything)
The Maker (GM): WAO
Myron grabs the handle of the staff and pushes it back against Sextus, hitting him on the chin and knocking him down. Myron pulls the blade out and tosses it aside, drawing his sword.
Kayan: (YESSS)
Granuaile: (GO MYRON)
Andruil: bless u myron
Andraste: You have my blessing sweet bb
Myron: I’ll finish you off by myself if I have to… I’ll no longer allow you to order me around! ♦aims sword at Sextus♦
Andruil: GO MYRON
Kayan: (So badbutt huff puff)
Sextus: ♦winces, sitting up with his elbows♦ You useless slave! You’re nothing! ♦the three demons suddenly surround Myron♦
Andruil: kashflaskfh
Kayan: (CAN KAYAN ROLL AGAIN)
rolling 3d6 + 2
(
5
+
3
+
1
)
2
= 11
(UGHHHHHHHHHHHH)
Andruil: KAYansjk ahfaiofa
The Maker (GM): Kayan sees smoke
Kayan: (Wow so observant)
(AGAIN?)
Andruil: need 2 save u guys omg
Kayan: (YESS HNGH)
(WHY RIDDLE SO HARD)
Andruil: there should be durgens in the cave right?

I think i found the solution
Kayan: (Go go go Gran)
The Maker (GM): NO, lmao. that’s a tiny-ass cave
Kayan: rolling 3d6 + 2
(
1
+
2
+
1
)2
= 6
The Maker (GM): WAO
Myron: (LOL)
Kayan: (He’s getting worse and worse…)
Myron: rolling 3d6
(
3
+
4
+
5
)
= 12
The Maker (GM): Kayan trips and takes 3dmg
Kayan: (DESPERATEE)
(Wow 6 HP left )
The Maker (GM): Myron desperately looks around for his allies, but can’t find them.
Ashara: (KAYAN NO)
Damnit, Qunari! I can’t see shit!
Andruil: demmit
Ashara: Do something!
Kayan: Myron, hold on! We’re coming!
(I’M SO SCARED TO ROLL)
(From Ashara): can ashara shapeshift into a lion and use her enhanced sense of smell to find and maim sextus
Kayan: (Myron go roll again!)
Myron: (Do I have to roll to fight off the demons?)
rolling 3d6
(
5
+
2
+
5
)
= 12
Kayan: (Roll to find an ally!)
Myron: (darn)
The Maker (GM): You wanna fight the demons on your own?XD
Kayan: rolling 3d6 + 2
(
3
+
4
+
5
)
2
= 14
(EHGUSAHFKJSFJLDNESLDF)
(YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS)
Myron: (OMG)
Kayan: (I LITERALLY SCREAMED YES)
(From Ashara): maker pls can i
Kayan: (FINALLY)
Myron: (ASDFGHJKL)
Kayan: (6 HP LEFT THO)
Myron: (LMAO GOOD LUCK)
Kayan: (WAIT I HAVE ELFROOT POTION)
(To Ashara): Later…Sextus needs to survive to push Myron into the eluvian. 8D;;;
Kayan: (Ugh but there’s four enemies surrounding us)
The Maker (GM): Kayan spots Myron and rushes to his side.
(From Ashara): demmit ok
Kayan: ♦Brings daggers out♦ Myron!
I’ll get your through this, or I’ll die trying.
Myron: Kayan! You finally found me!
Kayan: (♦you)
The Maker (GM): ROLL FOR INITIATIVE. Ashara and Kal will find you in the next round.
Kayan: Of course, I wouldn’t abandon my friend.
We can do this, Myron.
The Maker (GM): rolling 3d6 + 26
(
2
+
3
+
4
)26
= 35
Kayan: (3d6 + speed, Sam)
rolling 3d6 + 25
(
3
+
1
+
6
)
25
= 35
(Whoaaa)
Myron: rolling 3d6+8
(
5
+
5
+
1
)8
= 19
Sextus: ♦while you’re busy with the demons, he works to remove the eluvian from its place♦
Kayan: (Why does Sextus keep on getting a tie with Kayan. Welp)
The Maker (GM): (reroll and those are the rage demons not sextus lel)
rolling 3d6 + 26
(
5
+
2
+
1
)
26
= 34
Kayan: rolling 3d6 + 25
(
3
+
2
+
1
)25
= 31
The Maker (GM): (kayan reroll)
Kayan: (UGH)
(He came, then he faints)
(Useless Kayan OTL)
(Pls miss the demons)
The Maker (GM): Demons > Kayan > Myron > Ashara > Kal
Myron: (lol at least he tried?)
The Maker (GM): Demons use claw attack
Kayan: (Okay.jpg)
The Maker (GM): 2x on Myron and 1x on Kayan
rolling 3d6 + 16
(
6
+
2
+
2
)
16
= 26
lolshet, it missed Kayan
Kayan: (Kayan’s def = 27)
(YESSS)
Myron: (Woo!)
The Maker (GM): KAYAN IS GAMEBREAKING
Ashara: (GO KAYNYAN)
Kayan: (LUCKY DUMMY)
The Maker (GM): I will have to buff the part 3 enemies
Ashara: (NOOOO)
(GODDAMNIT KAYAN UR GONNA KILL OUR NPCS)
Kayan: (NOOO STAWP)
(HEYYYY BLAME IT ON MAKER)
The Maker (GM): rolling 3d6 + 10
(
3
+
6
+
1
)10
= 20
WAO. Myron takes 20 dmg
Kayan: (MYRONNN)
Andruil: Kayan pls
Myron: (;-;)
The Maker (GM): Ay 40 dmg pala…2 demons…
Kayan: (PFFT NO)
Myron: (Oh god)
The Maker (GM): 34 dmg. Forgot armor
Ashara: (phew…)
The Maker (GM): Go Kayan!
Kayan: (Mkk)
Myron: (he has 12 left)
The Maker (GM): OuO;;;;
Myron: (Myron’s doomed…….)
The Maker (GM): myron needs better armor crey
Myron: (What’s a poor slave to do… :( )
Kayan: (Sorry was doing math)
Ashara: (MYRON HUHUHUHU)
Kayan: (Bluff or attack first?)
The Maker (GM): (Demons have really high attack thanks to Kayan…OTL)
Kayan: ♦Attack♦
rolling 3d6 + 16
(
5
+
3
+
5
)
16
= 29
(THX TO MAKER NOT KAYAN)
(Hits?)
The Maker (GM): Yuuh
Kayan: ♦Bluffs♦
rolling 3d6 + 13
(
2
+
6
+
3
)13
= 24
The Maker (GM): rolling 3d6 + 12
(
2
+
1
+
4
)
12
= 19
hits
Kayan: ♦Dmg♦
rolling 7d6 + 26
(
5
+
6
+
1
+
6
+
4
+
4
+
5
)26
= 57
(Can I do lightning attack?)
(I have 5 SP)
The Maker (GM): No Pierce Armor then
Kayan: (What’s their armor?)
The Maker (GM): 13 armor
Kayan: (Fine, fine. Lightning atk more useful)
Ashara: (wow why armor so high)
(they’re… ♦dean winchester voice♦ DEMONS)
The Maker (GM): I need to make them stronger or the PCs will tear through them like wet toilet paper
Ashara: (ok.jpg)
Kayan: (Roll same roll?)
The Maker (GM): Look at the result of your minmaxing
Kayan: rolling 7d6 + 26
(
4
+
2
+
5
+
5
+
2
+
6
+
1
)
26
= 51
The Maker (GM): You have to do attack roll first
Kayan: (108 – 26)
(HNGHHH)
rolling 3d6 + 16
(
1
+
6
+
4
)16
= 27
(Hits?)
(Bluff again?)
The Maker (GM): Yep
rolling 3d6 + 12
(
1
+
4
+
1
)
12
= 18
demon pls
Kayan: rolling 3d6 + 13
(
6
+
3
+
4
)13
= 26
The Maker (GM): hits, let’s just use the dmg roll
Kayan: rolling 7d6 + 26
(
5
+
5
+
3
+
2
+
4
+
1
+
2
)
26
= 48
([48+57]-26)
(79 dmg)
The Maker (GM): 171 HP left lel
Kayan: (WHUT. FOR ONE?)
(WHY SO HIGH)
The Maker (GM): Mooks will now have 250HP or else Kayan will just 1hit KO everything.
Kayan: (THIS IS NOT A DURGEN)
(DAYAA)
The Maker (GM): durgen HP will now be 700. OuO
Kayan: (Can I spam lightning attk again?)
The Maker (GM): No
Myron’s turn
Myron: (Sextus better have low hp >.>)
(ahhhhhh ok)
Kayan: (I HOPE SO >8[)
The Maker (GM): Of course…………..NOt
Myron: (AHHH)
The Maker (GM): Go, Myron!
Myron: (ok which roll do I use first?)
The Maker (GM): Attack roll. 3d6 + Str + 2 for Heavy Blades
Myron: rolling 3d6+10
(
2
+
1
+
5
)10
= 18
The Maker (GM): hits
Now, damage roll, unless you want to activate Berserker mode
Ashara: (h8 u kayan for breaking game)
Andruil: kayan y u break gaem
The Maker (GM): min-maxing. 8(
Myron: (damage roll. which combo do I use?)
Andruil: his armor gives +2 def eh
The Maker (GM): what is says under the weapon category. XD
So that mean’s Charnel’s HP is 10k. OuO
Or 20k. OuO
Lirelle’s is 10k
Kayan: (Kayan has the same dex as Gran D8)
Ashara: (R U SHITTING ME, MAKER)
Kayan: (Ashara min-max alsooo)
Myron: rolling 3d6
5
(
5
+
2
+
5
)5
= 17
Andruil: are you shitting me
10k
Kayan: (WAIT WHAT DKLSJFKLS)
Ashara: (that’s gonna be impossibru)
Kayan: (MAKER YOU’RE GOING TOO EXTREME)
Andruil: are you fuick9ig shitting me trright now
The Maker (GM): Your party is huge, it won’t be so hard
Ashara: (these demons are 175 hp and they’re still alive…)
The Maker (GM): PCs + Lis
17-13 dmg…4dmg…OTL
Kayan: (REMEMBER BAS VS DALISH FAM)
(BASH)
(AND BASH ONLY HAD 750 HP)
Myron: (OTL)
The Maker (GM): Unless you use Pierce Armor stunt?
Myron: (SURE I’ll use that)
The Maker (GM): 17 dmg. XD
154 HP….
Myron: (life sucks when you’re a newbie)
Ashara: (wao this is going to take forever ano buh.)
The Maker (GM): MYRON NEEDS BETTER EQUIPD
Ashara: (HP TOO HIGH)
The Maker (GM): Graaaannnnn…Q_Q
I’m also stalling cause I need the key in the room, haha
♦waits for Gran♦
Back to demons. OuO
Demons use…Inferno. OuO
Ashara: (ashara isnt in the battle yet?)
The Maker (GM): Next round. XD
Ashara: (okay~)
The Maker (GM): Since ur blind as fuck
Ashara: (omg myron and kayan ;_;)
(rude. i wanted her to shapeshift but nooo)
The Maker (GM): rolling 3d6 + 11
(
5
+
5
+
4
)
11
= 25
rolling 4d6 + 11
(
2
+
4
+
5
+
2
)11
= 24
Kayan and Myron both take 24 penetrating dmg
Myron: (oh no)
The Maker (GM): Kayan is KO na lel…
It’s Kayan’s turn but he’s dead…Myron still conscious?!
Kayan: (But doesn’t it miss the DEF?)
The Maker (GM): It’s Magic.
Magic no curr about Def
Kayan: (Can’t he dodge it D8)
The Maker (GM): Nuuh, that’s not how magic works and you know it. XD
Kayan: (♦Grumbles♦ Dayaaa/Unfair)
The Maker (GM): That’s always how magic’s worked. Bri pls.
MEANWHILE
Myron: (Kayan… ;-;)
Granuaile: I think I got it!!!
Fen’Harel: yeah srry kayan ur def can’t dodge the magic
GRAN AT LAST
Granuaile: Let’s say the one on the left is A, the middle is B, and the right is C….
Kayan: (Muh Kayan bb ;A;)
Granuaile: If we choose the pedestal that’s not next to A, but also not next to C, would it be C?
Kayan: (Don’t bash on him. I thought we’re trying to have the best stats as possibru Q___Q)
(Yayyy 8D)
Azeri: ♦nods♦ Alright, that makes sense, ghaidhalas. It’s all up to Fen’harel now.
The Maker (GM): The elven for “yes” glows on Fen’harel’s head.
Kayan: (Yayyyy!)
Granuaile: So it’s C!… Uh, what will we offer? I have flowers…
Fen’Harel: ♦GREATLY APPROVES♦
Kayan: (More puzzles pls. I thirst for more)
(Huff puff)
Fen’Harel: (Slow down, Professor Layton)
Kayan: (Give me all those Picarats)
Granuaile: (N-Not soon please… Puzzles make me cry inside)
Kayan: (I’ll do them for you 8D)
Granuaile: (Thank you Bri ;A; )
Kayan: (Leave the puzzles to meee >u<)> Killian > Harlequins > Marius > Haji > Myron
5 Harlequins surround Gerris, Haji and Myron. Two of them are on the rooftop with Killian and Marius.
Gerris: (HP?)
The Maker (GM): 40/40
Gerris: (That’s not bad)
Myron: (thank goodness)
Gerris: (Unlike earlier ♦coughs♦)
The Maker (GM): Cause Circus Gays have crap weapons
Def 17, AR 5
Gerris go~
also, don’t forget. ♦Justice voice♦ STUNT POINTS.
Gerris: (Ooh yuh! Sorry, trying to calculate and figure this out)
♦Attack♦
rolling 3d6 + 12
(
1
+
1
+
2
)
12
= 16
Marius: (Are we all at least 12 yards from each other)
(.. GERRIS..)
The Maker (GM): FAIL
Gerris: (Wait wait, can I roll for backstab first?)
(It gives 2 on attk rolls)
The Maker (GM): So this is your bluff roll?
Gerris: (That’s my atk roll but I forgot about backstab)
The Maker (GM): rolling 3d6 + 7
(
5
+
2
+
4
)
7
= 18
Marius: (fail D8 )
The Maker (GM): Bluff failed
Gerris: (For bluff it should be 3d6 + Dex lang)
The Maker (GM): Attack roll na
Gerris: (Ahh mkk OLT)
The Maker (GM): I’m letting you use that shitty roll as backstab instead of attack roll, be thankful. XD
Gerris: (I am ;u;)
rolling 3d6 + 12
(
2
+
4
+
2
)12
= 20
(Wheeee!)
(SP!)
The Maker (GM): NOW, it hits. XD
u can thank me later
(I wanna skype so sam can hear my justice voice STUNT POINTS)
Gerris: (Thank you now, haha, and also later)
(YESSS.)
(Wait, Flask of Fire says: 2 SP. Activated as Minor Action. You get 3 major actions in this one round.)
Marius: (Lmao okay we can skype)
Myron: (alrighty)
Gerris: (Does that mean attack 3x?)
The Maker (GM): you have to activate it beforehand rollign attack roll. XD
Gerris: (Oh wow…Okay.jpg)
♦Dmg then♦
rolling 2d6 + 4
(
5
+
6
)
4
= 15
rolling 3d6 +
(
3
+
2
+
6
)
= 11
The Maker (GM): rolling 3d6 + 7
(
2
+
2
+
5
)7
= 16
Gerris: rolling 3d6 + 12
(
3
+
5
+
6
)
12
= 26
rolling 2d6 + 4
(
6
+
2
)4
= 12
The Maker (GM): rolling 3d6 + 17
(
3
+
5
+
6
)
17
= 31
rolling 2d6 + 3
(
6
+
4
)3
= 13
rolling 3d6 + 15
(
1
+
4
+
3
)
15
= 23
rolling 2d6 + 7
(
4
+
3
)7
= 14
Marius: ♦activates Song of Valor♦
Andraste: ♦Suddenly birds perch on Marius’s shoulder♦
Marius: Lalalalala~
The Maker (GM): rolling 3d6 + 9
(
4
+
6
+
3
)
9
= 22
rolling 3d6
(
2
+
3
+
3
)
= 8
rolling 3d6 + 9
(
3
+
3
+
2
)9
= 17
rolling 3d6
(
5
+
2
+
1
)
= 8
Myron: ♦activates berserker mode♦
Gerris: ♦Bluff♦
rolling 3d6
(
5
+
5
+
6
)
= 16
The Maker (GM): rolling 3d6 + 7
(
1
+
2
+
5
)
7
= 15
Gerris: rolling 3d6 + 4
(
3
+
1
+
6
)4
= 14
rolling 3d6 + 4
(
2
+
2
+
3
)
4
= 11
rolling 3d6 + 4
(
5
+
4
+
6
)4
= 19
The Maker (GM): rolling 3d6 + 7
(
3
+
2
+
6
)
7
= 18
Killian: rolling 3d6 + 10
(
4
+
6
+
2
)10
= 22
rolling 3d6 + 13
(
4
+
6
+
2
)
13
= 25
The Maker (GM): rolling 3d6 + 9
(
3
+
6
+
1
)9
= 19
rolling 3d6 + 9
(
1
+
6
+
4
)
9
= 20
rolling 3d6 + 9
(
2
+
6
+
1
)9
= 18
Marius: ♦bluff♦
The Maker (GM): rolling 3d6 + 7
(
4
+
4
+
2
)
7
= 17
Marius: rolling 3d6+12
(
1
+
5
+
4
)12
= 22
rolling 3d6
16
(
5
+
3
+
3
)16
= 27
The Maker (GM): rolling 3d6
(
5
+
1
+
4
)
= 10
rolling 3d6
(
6
+
5
+
1
)
= 12
Myron: rolling 3d6
6
(
2
+
5
+
2
)6
= 15
rolling 3d6
22
(
6
+
5
+
2
)22
= 35
Gerris: rolling 3d6 + 11
(
3
+
2
+
2
)
11
= 18
♦Bluff♦
The Maker (GM): rolling 3d6 + 7
(
3
+
4
+
5
)7
= 19
Gerris: rolling 2d6 + 23
(
3
+
2
)
23
= 28
rolling 2d6 + 23
(
4
+
6
)23
= 33
rolling 2d6 + 23
(
2
+
5
)
23
= 30
rolling 2d6 + 14
(
1
+
3
)14
= 18
rolling 2d6 + 14
(
2
+
6
)
14
= 22
rolling 2d6 + 14
(
6
+
2
)14
= 22
Gerris: ♦Dusts hands♦ Heh, looks like we got all of them down here. Impressive work, Myron.
The Maker (GM): rolling 3d6 + 13
(
1
+
5
+
4
)
13
= 23
rolling 3d6 + 9
(
2
+
4
+
3
)9
= 18
Haji: rolling 2d6 +10
(
5
+
6
)
10
= 21
Marius: Beautiful. ♦bows♦
Haji: ♦wipes blood off♦ You did pretty good, Myron. ♦smiles♦
Gerris: Andddd end scene. Nice work everyone.
Myron: ♦Smiles back♦ You did good as well!
Killian: ♦descends from the rooftops with Marius♦ The longer we stay in Val Royeaux, the more likely they’ll ambush us again. We should leave the city.
Gerris: ♦Pats Myron’s back♦ We couldn’t have done it without you. You handle that sword really well. ♦Smiles♦
And of course, Marius’s singing helped. You know I can’t forget about you.
Killian: I don
‘t think anyone can forget Marius.
Gerris: (♦I dom)
Marius: Of course you can’t. ♦flips hair♦ But Myron did do quite well. Quite the skill, l’ami.
♦sparkles♦
Gerris: ♦Chuckles♦ There goes Marius again with his googly eyes.
Marius: There are no googly! I admire people with skill. ♦twirls and bows at Myron♦
Killian: I think Myron’s actually blushing now. Sorry, but you really did a good job there. Anyway, let’s flirt later when we’re not in a city full of killer clowns.
Marius: I am not a flirt!
Gerris: Aww, don’t be a spoilsport Killian!
Myron: Killian’s got a point. We should get out to avoid another ambush.
Marius: Let’s go. Killian, to that.. place you mentioned, oui?
Haji: Yeah, lead the way. I have some fruits and preserved in my pack here. Since we couldn’t stay for lunch we can eat this instead. ♦passes food around♦
The Maker (GM): The party head to the wood where they first found Myron…
Gerris: (Bishounen profile)
The Maker (GM): Roll Constitution (Stamina)
Marius: rolling 3d6+1
(
6
+
5
+
1
)1
= 13
Myron: rolling 3d6
8
(
2
+
4
+
5
)8
= 19
Haji: rolling 3d6
(
4
+
4
+
6
)
= 14
Gerris: rolling 3d6 + 4
(
3
+
5
+
3
)
4
= 15
Killian: rolling 3d6 + 5
(
3
+
5
+
3
)+5
= 16
Marius: Augh, my shoes.
Haji: At least you have an excuse to buy new shoes
Marius: Hngh. I have an extra pair anyway.
Myron: of course you do.
Killian: ♦looks at Bruno who has shoes in his mouth♦
Gerris: You mean, extra pair(s).
Marius: ♦blushes at Myron’s comment♦ W-Well. ♦coughs♦ Let’s keep moving, shall we?
The Maker (GM): As they step near their former campsite, a thick, red fog rolls in. Bruno is the first that falls to the ground, unconscious, whimpering as he goes to sleep. The others fall to the ground asleep, save for Myron.
Marius: ♦squirrels crowd around Marius’ unconscious body♦
Gerris: ♦Gerris’s falls on Marius and starts drooling on him♦
Haji: ♦falls on top of Gerris, crushing Marius benetah all of them♦
The Maker (GM): A harlequin steps out of the shadows as the fog dissipates.
Gerris: ♦Haji crotch falls on Gerris’s hand♦
Killian: ♦falls, his face landing on Haji’s butt♦
Myron: ♦Tries to wake up the others♦ Oh shit, this is not good! ♦Watches as the harlequin approaches♦
Harlequin: You are working with that bard? I will not harm you if you listen. I should warn you, he is not as he seems…come with me. I would like you to meet someone.
Myron: Why should I come with you? Your friends tried to kill me and my group earlier!
Marius: ♦squirrels pick on Gerris’ hair in retaliation♦
Harlequin: My people blindly attacked the bard’s entourage. Alright, I will show you…♦motions in the shadows and a harlequin comes out, leading a frail, scared little boy by the hand♦ This is Pierre…he is the bastard son of a Baron. The baron passed away, but his trueborn sons have sent that bard to kill Pierre.
Gerris: ♦Gerris squirms, bc he’s easily tickled, prompting him to squeeze Haji’s crotch♦
Haji: ♦jerks away from Gerris, smacking him on the head with his clenched fist♦
Gerris: ♦Mumbles♦ Hehe, you’re a figther, huh? ♦Chuckles in his sleep♦
Pierre: Are you going to kill me too…? I’m scared…can we go back? ♦hides behind the Harlequin♦
Myron: ♦looking to the child♦I’m not going to kill you… ♦Clenches fists and looks back up to the harlequin’s♦ And I’m not coming with you two either. I’m staying with this group!
Harlequin: No, I just wanted to show you Pierre. It isn’t safe for him to be so close that bard…You know that the bard you travel with wants to kill this boy. You will have to stop him or I will.
Myron: Really? I still don’t know If I can trust you… I have no reason to. I have more reason to put my trust in Marius at this point.
Harlequin: I am not ordering you. I’m warning you. If the bard does not persist…you will face my blade. Come now, Pierre.
The Maker (GM): A FEW HOURS LATER
Marius: …MERDE WHAT IS THIS DISGUSTING LIQUID
Gerris: ♦Continues to drool on Marius, messing up his sparkly hair♦
Bruno: ♦barks happily when he sees everyone wake up♦
Marius: ♦PUSHES EVERYONE♦ ABSOLUTE DISGUSTING.
♦ABSOLUTELY
Myron: Oh thank goodness you’re finally awake!
Gerris: ♦Snorts, then groggily wakes up♦ Whoa, did we just have an— ♦Notices everyone has clothes on♦
Haji: ♦rolls off♦ I feel…odd. ♦shrugs♦ myron, what happened?! Are you hurt?
Marius: With all this augh, I don’t even want to touch it! My hair… ♦birds perch on his head♦
Myron: Well no, I’ve just been sitting here watching you guys grope each other for hours.
Gerris: ♦Smirks♦ So you’ve been watching us this whole time, Myron? Thanks for looking out for our backs.
Marius: Who touched me?!
Myron: Everyone
Marius: Who’s FILTHY hands touched me?!
Gerris: ♦Chuckles♦ Probably everyone.
Marius: AUGH.
Killian: ♦yawns as Bruno licks his face♦ Good morning to you too, boy. We were probably asleep. Come on, it’s not like we haven’t touched you before.
Marius: …Hmph. Fine.
I’m sure you just want more of this.
Gerris: Filthy hands? I’m pretty sure I remembered you like my hands the other day. ♦Waggles eyebrows♦
Marius: ♦flips hair and sparkles♦
SHUT UP!
Myron: ♦rolls eyes♦
Haji: How did we end up unconscious on the ground…?
Killian: Poison most likely. Myron, did you see our attackers?
Myron: Yeah it was some more Harlequins.
Marius: Quoi?!
Gerris: You confronted them by yourselves? You alright, Myron?
Myron: I’m fine, they… ♦glances at Marius♦ they… saw me and left. I guess they were only planning on attacking if we all fell asleep.
Marius: ♦moves close to Myron with a darkened expression♦ What did they tell you?
Gerris: ♦Smiles♦ I’m impressed. Not one of us has a scratch on us.
Myron: ♦whispers to Marius♦ I’ll talk to you about that later
Gerris: (Pillow talk)
Killian: ♦narrows eyes at Marius♦ Alright, as long as no one was hurt. ♦sighs♦ My head is killing me. we should make camp for now before going back for that mirror.
Marius: ♦whispers back♦ So you know, l’ami? Fine. We shall speak of it later. ♦moves away and motions for birds to perch on his hand♦
Gerris: What are you talking about, Killian? We have the mirrior right here. ♦Points to Marius’s hand mirror♦
Marius: ♦glares at Gerris then looks away♦
Haji: It’s magical enough that Mari’s enchanted. He can’t tear his eyes away. ♦chuckles♦
Gerris: (Tsundere Marius)
Marius: ♦decides to sing a song to ignore everyone♦
Gerris: ♦Cougs♦ I think we should give some privacy to Marius and his mirror. ♦Raises eyebrows♦
Marius: ♦more animals flock to Marius♦
At least… you all understand me… ♦sparkles♦
Haji: I’ll go start a fire, we should all take it easy after that poison.
Gerris: And thanks to Marius, we have food! ♦Looks at the small critters surrounding Marius while laughing♦
Killian: Bruno and I are going to hunt for some food. I don’t think Marius would appreciate is eating the only things that understand him. ♦grins♦
Marius: ♦throws a dagger at Gerris but it only cuts a bit of his hair♦
Don’t touch my friends.
Myron: They’re the only things that don’t pick on him, so we shouldn’t kill them.
Marius: Merci beauco— Q-Quoi?! ♦sighs and walks away♦
The Maker (GM): >Who does Myron want to talk to first?
Haji: ♦trying to start a fire when Myron sits down next to him♦ A very exciting first day of freedom, huh?
Myron: I’ll say. I used to imagine how my first day being free would go… I didn’t imagine a gang of harlequins. That was unexpected.
Haji: ♦laughs♦ I thought the same thing on my first day of freedom. Although, instead of harlequins it was a pack of nuggaloppes wearing hats.
Myron: ♦laughs♦ Nuggalopes with hats? Wow and I thought my day was odd… So, what do you mean your first day? Were you once like me?
Haji: I was in the Circle before. Down here in the south, outside of Tevinter, they tear mages away from our families…and lock us up in towers. And when you’re in there, you can’t do anything without a templar scrutinizing your every move. I hated it, being in that cage. It took awhile, but I got out.
Myron: I see. Well It’s a good thing you’re out now. No one deserves to feel like they’re in a cage.
Haji: Shit. Compared to what you’ve been through…it makes me sick to think those Vints lord over people the way templars lord over us. ♦frowns♦ I’m glad you’re out now. I hope Tevinter hasn’t made you think that magic is evil or something.
Myron: ♦shrugs♦ Magic has helped me a lot recently, so I don’t have any resentment for it.
Haji: That’s true. Your magic mirror helped you here. ♦smiles♦ We just met, but…I just…I feel responsible almost for what the Vints did to you, as a fellow mage, I want to make it up to you somehow. I’m glad you’re here with us now, though. You’d made a great addition to the troupe if you decide you want to stay. After all, we’re both free men now. We can do whatever we want.
Gerris: (Whatever you want, huh)
Marius: ( ♦ coughs ♦ )
Myron: ♦Smiles♦ I’m glad you’re so welcoming. I haven’t received such kindness from so many people in a long time. I would love to stay, but to be honest I’m not sure if I should. I feel responsible for what happened to my group before I came here. ♦Looks to the ground and mutters♦ I should have warned them about Sextus…
Haji: ♦nods♦ And that’s your first choice. Whatever you choose, I’ll support you. ♦hands him meet on a stick♦ One of your first choices. First off, would you want pork and chicken? ♦chuckles♦
Myron: Pork. ♦Takes the stick♦ So they found something Marius doesn’t gossip with to eat? That must have been hard.
Haji: No, I make sure to have food reserves all the time. These aren’t the freshest per se, but it’s not rotten or anything.
Myron: Well food is food. It’s a lot better than what I was fed before for sure.
Haji: ♦furrows brows♦ I’m sorry to hear that. But let’s not think about the past. We’re both free now.
Marius: ♦is on top of a tree playing his flute; he hears footsteps from below♦ Hm? Ah, l’ami. You’re here.
Myron: ♦walks under the tree♦ So Marius, I think you have a lot of explaining to do.
Marius: Hnn. ♦climbs down♦ Maybe so. What would you like to ask me first? I think you have a lot of questions.
Myron: Well first I would like to ask you about Pierre. Does that name ring a bell?
Marius: Oui. The bastard son of the Baron. A sweet little boy, if you may ask. What about him?
Myron: I got to meet him earlier. The Harlequins brought him out and told me about him. And about you. I got to learn a lot about you, Marius…
Marius: Ah. I knew it. You learned earlier about the Game, and how I am still involved in it. Oui, I’m quite certain that what they told you was true. I’m a pawn of the nobility. This curse… Non. Let me tell you one thing, Myron. ♦looks at the mirror in his pocket♦ I have no intention of harming that boy. Nor do I have any intention of harming any of you.
Myron: How can I be sure you mean what you say?
Marius: Just because I’m an actor, doesn’t mean I can’t speak the truth. Besides… ♦walks a few steps away♦ If I did want to kill the boy, I would have done it right after he was born.
Myron: You may say that, but you’ve proven that you’re not always a man of your word. I’m not saying I think you’re going to hurt the group or the child, I just think you shouldn’t hide these things from the people who are close to you if they’re going to be affected by this, like we were earlier today. I’m not mad at you, just disappointed.
Marius: There are some things that we do not speak of as friends. Also… I wanted to get away from my past. I tried to conceal it. I changed my ways, I changed who I was. ♦looks down♦ It’s been six years.
I would have thought that they had forgotten about me. That’s why I didn’t expect us to be attacked. In fact, this is the first time it has ever happened… Among the many times the troupe would go to Val Royeaux… Je suis désolé. I am a fool. Non. I have no reason to explain further. Je suis désolé.
Myron: ♦places hand on Marius’s shoulder♦ Well now that it’s come back to haunt you, you should warn the others. You can’t run from your past forever.
Marius: They… They already knew about it. How else could I have gotten them to be part of the troupe?.. I didn’t expect that you would find out right away. You are new here. It’s not fair to you. Je suis désolé, Myron.
Myron: ♦sighs♦ Don’t apologize. I’ve been through worse in the past few days. There’s no point in feeling bad about what happened when we managed to deal with the situation so far. I mean… ♦looks to the side♦ Being attacked is a pain, but we were stronger than them in the end… so… sorry, don’t feel bad about it…
Marius: Non, non. This is a curse I have to deal with until I die. I would not compare it to what you have experienced. Slavery is horrible. But I know what it’s like being a slave. A slave to nobility. ♦looks at Myron♦ You are strong. We all are. I’ll… I’ll get over it eventually. ♦smiles♦ Besides, it’s not like me to be sulking, oui? ♦gives Myron a rose♦ Enough about me. Do you like music?
Myron: ♦Startled by Marius’s sudden change, but takes rose♦ Yes actually, I love music.
Marius: ♦Greatly Approves♦ Tres bien. I will write a song for you.
Myron: Write a song? ♦Chuckles♦ You don’t need to do that for me.
Marius: ♦laughs♦ I insist. Music is my life. The only constant, at least. It’s what makes me feel free.
Myron: Is it? Fine then, write me a song. I look forward to inevitably hearing it when it’s finished.
Marius: C’est bien! And I will look forward to performing for you. ♦bows♦
Gerris: ♦Helps set up a tent, but notices Myron walking towards him♦ Hey, Myron! Just in time since I finished setting up your tent. ♦Throws a pillow at Myron♦
Myron: ♦Catches pillow♦ Great, I can’t wait to get some rest after all we went through today. So tomorrow we’re going to the mirror, right?
Gerris: That depends, are you ready?
♦Sits on the grass and pats it as a gesture to sit with him♦
Myron: ♦Sits besides Gerris♦ I don’t know if I am, but I feel like I should go and check it out at least. I don’t know if I want to go back but I also don’t know if I want to stay here. Now that I’m free I don’t know where I belong.
Gerris: You know, I used to not know where I belong either. After leaving Antiva, the only place I knew and my home, I felt completely oblivious on what to do.
It took me years to find this troupe, but hopefully, it won’t take you that long to find somewhere you belong too. ♦Chuckles♦ You can always stick with us, if you want. Heck, it seems like you’re already part of us, as if you been with us for years….
Myron: I have to admit, I do feel at ease here. I feel happy in this troupe, but I have a responsibility to be back in Rivaini. It’s conflicting.
Gerris: I understand. Escaping from your unfinished business binds you to have this uneasy, knot-like feeling in your gut. We’re free, sure, but when I left my mercenary job in Antiva, a heavy feeling of guilt hit me, knowing I couldn’t stay in Antiva and resolve all my issues.
Even right now, I still trapped,so…. I don’t want you to end up like me. I want to go with you back in Rivaini and help you solve whatever problem you have. And perhaps, I could even stop by Antiva and fix my past.
Myron: So you think I should go back? If you want to come with me you can. You can help me and I can help you, as a team it will be easier! ♦smiles♦
Thanks, you helped me come to a decision. I will go back. It was nice to be here with this group, but I can never be truly free unless I deal with my responsibilities back in Rivaini.
Gerris: Of course, and you don’t have to go alone. I got your back, buddy. ♦Gives thumbs up and gives goofy grin♦
Myron: ♦laughs and give him a thumbs up back♦ It’s good to know I don’t have to go back alone. If I do go back there’s a chance my group didn’t stick around and I’ll be all alone, so it feels like I don’t have as much to worry about now.
Gerris: Aww, well you know what, you don’t have to worry about that anymore. If ya need someone, I’m always here for you!
♦Looks down and twiddles thumbs♦ Heh, I know what it feels like to get left behind and be all alone, so I’ll make sure you don’t suffer like how I did.
Myron: Hmm… Well from now on, how about we make sure neither of us will be left all alone again? Since we’ll be going back to Rivaini together, we can have each others backs.
Marius: (POLY POLY POLY)
Gerris: (Gerris: Did you say poly?)
Marius: (Of course, poly! Two dicks is better than one)
Gerris: ♦Slowly moves hand closer to Myron’s♦ You know, I haven’t been with someone like this for awhile. ♦Chuckles♦
Marius: ♦walks in on the two♦ Hm, what’s going on here?
Myron: Oh Marius! We were just talking about what we’ll do when we find the mirror!
Gerris: ♦Blushes and nervously laughs♦ I don’t even know myself, to be honest.
Oh, right! We were just talking about our plans for tomorrow. ♦Coughs♦
Marius: ♦flips his hair♦ Let me guess! We shall all take the mirror, and travel to far places together.
Myron: Wait, you want to go as well?
Marius: Wait, are you saying it is just between the two of you? Gerris, how could you leave us out!
Gerris: ♦Shrugs♦ I didn’t know you wanted to come. ♦Smiles♦ But I wouldn’t mind if you joined us, Ser Sparkles.
Marius: You know me, I love being the star. ♦sparkles♦ But of course, Myron is the star right now, right, l’ami?
Myron: The star? That’s giving me too much credit. ♦blushes♦ You can come with us if you want. It would probably be good for you to get away from here for a while.
Marius: Mon étoile sounds about right. ♦laughs♦ I guess I’d like to see more of Thedas. Orlais can be so… ♦tucks his hair behind his ears♦ ..dragging. Eugh.
Gerris: Too much credit? Are you joking? I don’t know how you did it, but it appears we’re both orbiting around you. You’re one special, bright star, Myron.
And, of course, you too Marius. How can I forget how much you love being the star? ♦Chuckles♦
Marius: You would never forget me, Gerris. ♦winks♦ I know you’ve been eyeing me all the time. ♦laughs♦ And we’d do what we can to protect you, mon étoile. We’ll protect each other, oui?
Gerris: Ha! How can I keep my eyes off when you sparkle too much? ♦Laughs♦
I won’t let anything hurt either of you. I swear to that. ♦Gives a goofy grin♦
Myron: And I won’t let anyone hurt either of you as well. From now on We’re a team and we’ll look out for each other. ♦smiles♦
Marius: (Okay I guess I can’t get back to Skype)
Gerris: ♦Takes both of their hands♦ Alright. ♦Gives them both warm smiles♦
(Same here! Skype is being a poop =3=)
Myron: (I got disconnected :( )
Marius: (Oh well. ;; )
Oui. ♦grins with sparkles♦
Gerris: ♦Looks up at them while smiling, bc he’s a short dorf♦
Myron: (I feel like this is enough flirting. there isn’t much else to say)
Marius: (I agree)
(Let’s go with the plotttt)
Myron: (PLOT PLOT)
Gerris: (Go go go!)
Marius: (Oui Oui)
The Maker (GM): The party depart the following morning towards the place where the eluvian is buried and they spend the morning digging it up.
Marius: I’m so tired from dirtying my hands.
Gerris: ♦Snickers♦ What do you mean by that, Marius?
Haji: I’m sure they’ll get pretty dirty now that you three…
Marius: Look at all this soil! Filthy—
♦COUGHS♦
Myron: Look how big it is Marius, You can admire eve more of yourself than that pocket mirror lets you.
♦even
Marius: [I’ll show you big…] Oh, of course. Ah, how beautiful can I get? ♦sparkles♦
Gerris: ♦Pretend he’s blinded as his arms cover his eyes♦ Oh no, it’s too much! Stop it, Marius.
Marius: You can never have too much of me.
♦reaches out to let two birds perch on his arm♦
Gerris: ♦Throws birds seeds around Marius’s feet♦
Marius: ♦more birds come and feed on the seeds♦ Ah, my beauties…
Myron: Maybe you can summon some of your animal friends to help us dig.
Gerris: ♦Starts throwing small pieces of food around Marius’s feet♦ Good thinking, Myron!
Marius: ♦sighs and whistles, causing rabbits, foxes, and squirrels to come and help dig♦
Myron: It’s going a lot faster now. Good job Marius!
Bruno: ♦suddenly starts growling♦
Killian: What is it, boy? ♦takes bow out and shoots an arrows, frowning♦ Harlequins.
Marius: Sacrebleu!
Haji: Looks like a fight.
Gerris: Like the last one, taking care of these guys will be easy. ♦Smirks and gets out daggers♦
Haji: Wait….♦head snaps towards the eluvian♦ There’s magic thrumming through the eluvian.
Marius: Quoi? Let
Let’s go in!
Oh how I’ve always wanted to enter an eluvian~
Gerris: Quick, before the harlequins reach us!
Killian: Hurry, the harlequins are pouring out from the trees!
Gerris: ♦Takes Marius and Myron’s hands♦
Marius: ♦enters the Eluvian♦
Myron: ♦gets dragged in the Eluvian♦
Haji: Well, they’re holding hands…should…we?
Killian: what? Why?!
Marius: ♦squirrels prod them to♦
Haji: Just take my damn hand.
Killian: ♦sighs and they hold hands entering the eluvian♦
Myron: (YESSSSSSSS)
Marius: (Marius be twirling around in the Eluvian while the others writhe in pain)
The Maker (GM): The humans and the dwarf stagger through the featureless pathway, their entire bodies aching. Blinding pain throbs behind their eyes. Meanwhile, Marius sings as he frolics down.
Marius: Let’s keep going, mon amis!
Haji: Is everyone alright?
C-Cause i’m not…
Marius: Quoi? Why not? Wait. All of you, what’s wrong?
Gerris: ♦Holds head and goes toward Myron♦ My head…
Myron, how are you feeling?
Killian: Marius, how are you doing that? Well, this is an elf mirror…
Myron: ♦winces in pain♦ I feel like shit…
Marius: M-Mon étoile!
Gerris: Here. ♦Offers hand♦ I’ll help guide you the way.
Marius: You may all hold on to me…
Haji: There’s a doorway up ahead…
Marius: I’ll go ahead. Everyone hold onto me somehow.
Killian: Finally…even Bruno doesn’t like it here.
Bruno: ♦whimpers♦
The Maker (GM): The party emerge at the other side of the eluvian.
Gerris: ♦Grabs on to Marius’s other hand while holding on to Myron’s♦
Augustin: SACREBLEU!!!!
Marius: SACREBLEU?!
Augustin: SACREBLEU?!
Salvadore: How unexpected. .n_n
Gerris: (SALVADOREEEEEEE)
Myron: Oh no, not you…
Gerris: ♦Surprised♦ S-Salvadore?
Regine: Isn’t this…that magister’s slave?
Marius: ♦surprised♦ W-What?! ♦looks Augustin from top to bottom♦ What fashion sense is that? A disgrace to Orlais!
Gerris: ♦Smirks♦ Not anymore.
Augustin: Excuse me, you knife-ear?! I am a chevalier!
Yessenia: Is that fucking mabari? What the fuck is going on here?!
Gerris: ♦Checks Auggy from top to bottom♦ Huh, I have to agree with you, Marius. Isn’t his outfit “so last year”?
Tamsin: U-Umm…maybe we should let them leave first.
Marius: ♦glares♦ What did you just call me? I’ll have you know… Hmph. I agree Gerris. ♦flips hair♦
Myron: Marius, please don’t start unnecessary drama.
Haji: Umm…who are these people, Myron?
Marius: Je suis desole…
Gerris: I don’t think that’s possible, Myron. ♦Laughs♦
Marius: I don’t… Wait. Where are we?
Killian: Is this…Rivain?
Marjani: Maybe we should poke them and open them up so we know if the mirror did anything weird.
Myron: Or maybe we should not.
Talaos: ♦looks at Gerris♦ Oh a dwarf, I thought you were a child.
Gerris: ♦Steps back and grimaces♦ Ha, sure….♦Uncomfortable♦
Bruno: ♦barks at Talaos♦
Marius: Augh! There’s nothing wrong with me. Excusez-moi, who owns this MARVELOUS place?
All this gold… Tres magnifique!
Salvadore: That would be me. Why thank you— Hmm? ♦looks at Gerris♦ You look familiar.
Gerris: Wow, Salvadore, you got richer the last time I saw you.
Salvadore: Oh, si! My former employee!
Fen’Harel: did they just arrive
Marius: (yes)
The Maker (GM): Yeeeep
Gerris: Heh, nice seeing you again, Salvadore. ♦Grins♦
Marius: Former employee? Gerris?
Gerris: Remember I told you about working for a mercenary company years ago, Marius.
Regine: Ashara told you that the slave was pushed into the mirror. Where did you end up?
Gerris: (Scratch, Gerris said Prince Salvadore)
Haji: We came here from Orlais.
Gerris: W-wait? Can you repeat that again? Ashara?!
Marius: Ah, oui, oui. My, you have such great taste, Prince Salvadore. ♦bows♦ I assume that this place looks much greater outside?
Killian: Well, we should move out of their way. I feel like they’re dissecting us with their eyes.
Bruno: ♦barks♦
Tamsin: I don’t think we need them to use the eluvian…
Gerris: Yeah… ♦Mumbles to Myron♦ I don’t like how that Talaos guy acts. He seems….off, if that’s the right word?
Regine: Wait. Before you go, what was the travel like?
Gerris: (GAY)
Marius: It was delightful.
Myron: Off… is an understatement
Haji: I…hurt.
Gerris: More than delightful, in my opinion. ♦Looks at Marius and Myron♦
Killian: Looks like only elves can pass through unharmed.
Marius: Yes, I was able to sing along while in there.
Gerris: But if I recall, didn’t you mention Ashara earlier?
Augustin: Then we send Tamsin in./
Tamsin: Okay…
Talaos: Fine, get out of here.
Gerris: ♦Shakes head♦ [Maybe I was just hearing things…]
Marius: You don’t own this place.
Prince Salvadore, I would love to see more of this place.
Myron: Marius, no.
Salvadore: Of course! Would you like to see my library?
Gerris: (NO)
Marius: A library?! Tres bien! But wait, I have a question.
Haji: That sounds interesting
Gerris: Library? I don’t read much, but sure.
Myron: [noooo]
Killian: Wait, I don’t think Myron would want to go there.
Marius: This is Rivain, oui?
(mis amigos)
Salvadore: Ah right, I doubt Magister Sextus taught you to read…perhaps lunch then? I am about to eat with mis amigos. .n_n
Gerris: (ohohohohoho, Gerris meets Ashara)
Yessenia: Yeah, this is Rivain.
Marius: Then Isidore must be here?!
Augustin: Stop wasting our time already and leave. Tamsin, get in that eluvian.
Marius: Augh. Rude.
Myron, your friend must be somewhere here.
Mon etoile

Gerris: ♦Scoffs♦ You just met us. Why are you being so rude?
Augustin: You insulted me the moment you arrived…why wouldn’t I be hostile ♦huffs♦ Now get out.
Myron: ♦to Salvador♦ Speaking of Sextus ♦nervously♦ Is he… still here?
Gerris: Geez, can’t take a joke, can ya?
Salvadore: According to Ashara, he escaped…♦leads the party outside of the chamber♦ Your master has dangerous friends… .n_n
Marius: What a beautiful place.
Myron: ♦sighs in relief♦ Thank goodness…
Marius: Je suis desole, mon etoile…
Gerris: [Wait, so it wasn’t just in my head?!] Ashara’s here?
Marius: I won’t do it again…
Haji: Hey, don’t cause too much of a mess. We’re uninvited guests here.
Marius: ♦fixes up and sulks♦ I promise I won’t do it again…
Killian: I don’t think that’s something they’re capable of that…so what now? do we stay in Rivain?
Gerris: Right, we didn’t mean to suddenly intrude in your house, Prince Salvadore.
Myron: Yes, my apologies. We just wanted to get to Rivaini.
Haji: It
‘s fine, Myron. Now, Marius is safe from the Harlequin.
Gerris: ♦Sighs in relief♦ Finally…
Salvadore: Not a problem. .n_n I am glad that you managed to get through the Eluvian rather than… other people.
Killian: Other people? ♦raises brow♦
Gerris: Yes, I’m glad to see you instead. It has been years, hasn’t it, Prince Salvadore?
Marius: Thank the maker for that. We are very grateful, Prince Salvadore.
Salvadore: You worked for me so long ago, I don’t even remember what job it was. What was your name again, my dwarven friend?
Gerris: Gerris! ♦Offers hand♦
No hard feelings. It’s understandable since we haven’t even seen each other in years. Looks like you’re doing very well, Prince Salvadore!
Salvadore: ♦shakes his hand♦ As always.
The Maker (GM): The enter the dining hall
Salvadore: Take a seat, everyone.
Rellia: Who are you?
Ashara: Who are these randos?
Vesperus: At least they’re nice to look at. ♦waggles eyebows♦
Myron: ♦shudders♦
Marius: Je m’appelle Marius. I am a bard. You are a lovely lady, young one. ♦gives Rellia a rose♦
Gerris: ♦Waves at Ashara♦ Long time no see, Ashara.
Ashara: Holy— is that you, Gerris?!
Fia: Oooh, two exes! Are you jealous, Dream Boy?
Gerris: The one and only. ♦Smiles♦
Salvadore: Ah! I remember now. .n_n That’s right. You were with Ashara when we met.
Gerris: ♦Surprised♦ You have someone too, Ashara?
Nazares: Of course not… ♦scrutinizes Gerris♦
Gerris: (SCRATCH THAT)
♦Surprised♦ You’re not with Salvadore?
Nazares: She’s not/
Rellia: doggy! ♦ignore Marius and runs to Bruno♦
Salvadore: .n_n ♦steeples fingers♦
Marius: ♦sulks in his seat♦
Vesperus: Awkwaaaaard
Marius: ♦walks to a corner and mopes♦
Vesperus: This is why you dump them after you fuck them, Ashara.
Ashara: Nice to see you’re doing alright. Yeah, Salvadore and I ended ten years ago.
I did, Ves.
That’s exactly why I dumped him… Uh, sorry Gerris.
Vesperus: ♦cackles♦ Nice. now why the fuck are you here
Gerris: No, it’s fine, Ashara.
Anyway, seems like you and your partner look happy together. Congrats.
Rellia: What’s the doggy’s name?OuO He’s so big! ♦giggles s Bruno licks her♦
Nazares: Quite happy. ♦puts arm around Ashara♦
Gerris: Name’s Gerris by the way. ♦Offers hand to DB♦
Marius: ♦motions Myron to go to him♦ Mon etoile…
Fia: Someone’s getting territorial.
Myron: ♦goes up to Marius♦ Yes?
Marius: It’s very… awkward here, oui?
Gerris: ♦Laughs♦ I wouldn’t be surprised. No need to worry about me.
Ashara: ♦pats Nazares’ rear♦ This is Gerris, Nazares. An old… friend of mine. Gerris, this is Nazares.
Myron: Yeah, very much so.
Haji: What the hell is going on?
Killian: The prince and Gerris the one with a scary glare and now she’s dating the pasty one?
Marius: Maybe we should just go to the garden outside.
Myron: Yeah, lets go.
Salvadore: Feel free to check out the library. .n
n
Vesperus: ♦looks horrified and shakes his head at them♦
Salvadore: ♦smiles at Ves♦
Nazares: ♦shudders at the mention♦
Marius: Maybe later, Prince Salvadore. ♦takes Myron by the hand and leads him to the garden♦
Gerris: ♦Notices Ves♦ Looks like your friend doesn’t want us to go. ♦Chuckles♦
Myron: ♦Follows Marius to the garden♦
Nazares: [I would say “it’s a pleasure”, but it’s really not….this is awkward…] Hello, Gerris. ♦blank expression♦
Fia: Damn, this is one awkward breakfast.
Salvadore: ♦cackles♦ Well this is a nice reunion. ♦looks at Salvadore, Gerris, then Nazares♦
Gerris: ♦Coughs♦
Salvadore: (ay shet that was ashara)
Vesperus: ♦leans to Ashara and Nazares♦ You know what this means, right? Foursome. ♦winks at them♦
Ashara: Ves, no. ♦swats playfully♦
Vesperus: Fine. What about you two twiddling your thumbs over there. Foursome?;D
Maximian: ♦facepalm♦
Haji: …….
Killian: …….
Gerris: ♦Nervous chuckle♦ Err, I’ll pass. I’m actually quite tired from that eluvian trip…
(NO)
(IGNORE THAT)
Vesperus: da fuck were you eavesdropping
Gerris: I thought you were telling everyone….Sorry, didn’t mean to…
Vesperus: Sorry, I had enough dwarf dick already
Myron: ( o0o )
Gerris: Please excuse me, I think I should go look for two certain people…
Salvadore: Well, feel free to explore the gardens. The flowers are beautiful this time of year.
Granuaile: (FLOWERS?!?!?!?)
Gerris: Thank you, Prince Salvadore. Nice seeing you both.
Ashara: Nice to see you again, mi amigo. ♦waves and returns to her seat♦
Fia: Be careful, around this time of year, certain creatures like to…mate there…♦giggles♦
Marius: ♦twirls around in the gardens♦ The flowers! So BEAUTIFUL!
Don
Don’t you agree, mon etoile?♦
Kayan: (♦Dom)
Marius: ♦(just edit that lmao)
Isidore: Granuaile, have you thought of your Satinalia presents yet— ♦drops his basket of flowers♦ M-Marius?1
ISIDORE!?
♦twirls over to Isidore♦ IS IT REALLY YOU?!
Myron: ♦Looks over at Isadore♦ Oh, it’s that guy from the other day. You two know eachother?
Marius: Mon etoile, I’ve known Isidore since we were children.
Isidore: MARIUS! ♦throws flowers from his basket over MArius♦
Evander: Evander1
Granuaile: ♦looks at Marius, then at Myron♦ Myron, you’re okay!!
Evander: What’s going on here?8D
Myron!
We thought you died!
Marius: ♦hugs Isidore and twirls him around♦ My darling Isidore!
Myron: Yeah I’m okay! Surprisingly…. I can’t believe I made it back…
Isidore: ♦hugs him back, laughing♦ How did you…I thought you didn’t…couldn’t leave Orlais?
Marius: ♦kisses Isidore on the cheeks♦ Oh! You wouldn’t believe! I walked through an eluvian and ended up here!
Granuaile: ♦clings onto Evander♦ I’m confused. He smells like roses though.
Isidore: An eluvian— This is…It’s like out of a novel! A friend is lost in an elvian and brings old ties back!
Marius: Oui, oui! Oh mon ami, we must sing like we did before!
Gerris: ♦Catches up and sees Isidore♦ Hey, judging by you two are reacting, you must be the “famous” Isidore? Marius keeps on talking nonstop about you.
Isidore: He does, now? I hope he told you about my exquisite writing and my acting skills. But that is a splendid, idea— Ah, but I almost forgot. This is my friend, Granuaile and my fri…no, this is Evander.
Evander: You smell nice!
Gerris: (Tsundere Isidoree)
Marius: Bienvenue Granuaile and Evander! Why thank you! I always put on the latest in Orlesian perfumes. Now it is rose! And you Granuaile… You smell of flowers as well. Tres bien you have such great taste!
Granuaile: ♦blushes and giggles♦ T-Thank you! ♦gives Marius a carnation♦ And your name?
Marius: ♦takes the carnation♦ What a beautiful color—- Ah, my apologies. Je m’appelle Marius. ♦bows♦
Gerris: It’s not nice when he always assaults our noses with his perfumes though. ♦Laughs♦
And I’m Gerris. ♦Waves♦
Evander: But I like the perfume.
Marius: Would you like a bottle, Evander?
Evander: It suits Isidore more!
Marius: ♦laughs♦ Maybe so. I’ll have to give Isidore a bottle or two, then!
Isidore: I think anything would suit you. ♦gently holds his arm♦ Now then, how about that duet, mon ami?
Gerris: ♦Gestures at Myron♦ Last, but not least, here’s Myron, but you all have met him already, right?
Marius: Why oui, oui! Certainly! Maybe Evander should join in our song?
Granuaile: ♦looks at Gerris♦ Durgen’len? I mean… You said your name is Gerris? We all know Myron!
Gerris: Yup, yup. You said it exactly right.
Myron: Yeah, I was here only a few days ago so they know me already.
Granuaile: You look like a nice durgen’len. I’m not used to it! ♦giggles and gives him a lily♦
Evander: R-really? Isidore never let me sing. ♦Clears throat♦ EHEEEM EM EM— NUGSSSS ARE EVIL. THEY WANT TO STRANGLE ME WITH THEIR GROSS TINY HANDS
Marius: H-H-How charming…
Isidore: ♦winces♦ Evander…try using you diaphragm…
Evander: Lemme try again…EHEEM EM EM EME EHHH— ♦spits♦
Marius: W-Wait. Maybe you should play this instead… ♦hands Evander a recorder♦
Granuaile: Myron, I made this for you. ♦places a flower crown on his head♦
Isidore: Wait. ♦takes the recorder away♦ He nearly choked when he tried that last. He got over zealous and shoved the recorder down his throat
Marius: S-Sacrebleu! Then maybe…. he can play the drums

Myron: ♦smiles♦ Thank you, It’s beautiful!
Isidore: Hmm, I think that may actually suit him.
Granuaile: It really suits you! ♦giggles♦ You’re welcome! I’m happy you’re back.
Evander: ♦big, dumb smile♦ So, Marius are you and Myron dating now?
Gerris: Hey, looks nice on you, Myron!
Isidore: W-What?! Truly?
Marius: I..W-Well…. I…
Myron: I’m glad to be back! ♦Hears Evander and bushes♦ Wha-wah well…
Isidore: ♦whispers to Myron♦ Did he tell you his dark past. I must know.
♦Marius
Gerris: Don’t forget about me, you two.
Evander: Three…people?!
Marius: ♦whispers back to Isidore♦ We haven’t gotten that far yet, mon ami…
Granuaile: ♦eyes widen♦ W-What!
Isidore: When you find out then…it sounds like it would be quite…intriguing. ♦eyes sparkle♦
Marius: Ohoho… I would definitely share it to you. ♦winks♦
Evander: More love for all of you then. I’m glad you found people to hang out with, Myron.
Gerris: Heh, like you Marius, Isidore has the googly eyes too. Must be an Orlesian thing, huh? ♦Laughs♦
(“Hang out”)
Marius: I don’t have googly eyes!
Isidore: I don’t have googly eyes!
Evander: They even sound alike…♦amazed♦
Gerris: ♦Laughs♦ Do you believe them, Myron?
Myron: Soon I won’t be able to tell the difference between them…
Marius: ♦flips hair and sparkles♦ You just can’t resist looking into my eyes, Gerris.
Isidore: Fortunately for you, Myron, we’re equally fabulous. Mistaking us for one another is not a bad thing.
Evander: I’m sure I can tell Isidore apart.
Granuaile: I think… I’ll go for a bit. I need to tell Azeri that another eluvian is in Orlais then. ♦skips away♦
Gerris: Because they’re so big and googly. Hard to miss them, really. ♦Chuckles♦
Myron: Bye ♦waves to gran♦
Azeri: ♦waits at the sex tree♦ 8(
Gerris: (BAD RACIST BB)
Marius: Truer words have never been said, mon ami.
Isidore: Oh wait, Myron, Kayan has been worried about you since you vanished…perhaps you could tell him you are fine?
Marius: Ah that Kayan you asked me to write to!
Myron: Really? Where is he now?
Isidore: He is probably with that…♦disgusted voice♦ Orlesian.
Gerris: You go to Kayan. Marius and I will just hang out with these two.
Marius: Is this, the one you talked about in a letter, Isidore?
Isidore: Yes, the cheese comte…he dresses like a strawberry. ♦both Marius and Isidore hang their heads in one minute of silence for the strawberry♦
Myron: Well while you two mourn fashion, I’m going to leave and find Kayan. ♦leaves the garden♦
Gerris: Do you want me to play funeral music for you two?
Marius: ♦nods♦
Jerome: Kayan, is that— ♦stands from the table where they’re having tea♦
Kayan: ♦His head rests on his hand as he looks down on his tea, untouched♦ If only I have done more, Myron would still be with us… ♦Mopes♦
Jerome: Kayan, Myron is there!
Manlietta: MIGHTY MYRON!
Kayan: W-what did you say, Jerome? ♦Looks up and notices Myron♦
♦In disbelief♦ M-Myron? You came back, but how?
Myron: ♦Runs up to the group and stops, out of breath.♦ I’m back…. ♦huff♦ Did you miss me?
The eluvian let me come back!
Kayan: Of course! We all been worried sick over you! I thought you were go—
Nevermind that, I’m just relieved you’re back safe. ♦Smiles♦
Myron: ♦Hugs Kayan♦ I thought I’d never be back! I’m so happy to see you again!You and everyone else!
Kayan: ♦Surprised from the embrace, but hugs back♦ You don’t know how happy I am to see you again!
Myron: What happened when I was gone? How did you get free from Sextus?
Kayan: We all managed to escape, but so has Sextus. None of us know where his current whereabouts are, but you don’t have to worry about him.
I notice that your collar is gone. ♦Starts tearing up♦
Now you can do whatever you like.
Myron: ♦lets go of Kayan♦ Yeah I can. ♦places hand on neck♦ I’m free now. I’m free and Sextus is gone… ♦smiles as he tears up♦
Marius: (dobby is a free elf)
Kayan: ♦Nods and tears up more♦ Finally, that man should be gone forever. The only one who owns you is yourself now. ♦Rubs eyes♦
Myron: Don’t cry, you’re going to make me cry! ♦covers eyes♦ It’s good to see you’re passion for freeing slaves again. I missed it.
Kayan: ♦Sniffles♦ I’m sorry. I can’t help it, because words cannot express how happy I am for you.
Haji: ♦puts down fork♦ Killian… what are we?
Killian: Uhh…humans?
Haji: ♦sighs♦ You know what I mean, Killian.
Ashara: ♦whispers to Nazares♦ What the fuck?
Killian: We’re…very gay.
Haji: Yes, but what are we?! ♦reaches across the table to take Killian’s hand♦
Fia: ♦Greatly Approves]
Kayan: (Friend fic inspiration)
Fia: I don’t even know their names. ♦takes down notes♦
Marius: ([I smell love in the air…])
Gerris: (Gerris: I think you’re just smelling Bruno again ouo")
Killian: We slept together once, Haji…I…why are you bringing this up? Now?
Bruno: ♦cocks head♦
Marius: (Marius: Non… non… Can you feel it Gerris?)
Gerris: (Gerris: I feel…♦Farts♦….That’s not what you expected, huh?)
Nazares: ♦pokes food trying not to look at them♦
Haji: Why not now? How long do you want to leave things unsaid between us?
Marius: (Marius: Disgusting, Gerris. Where’s your manners?! )
Killian: I thought you had eyes for Myron. The way you looked at him…
Haji: No, Myron is nice, but… Killian. For three years I have lain awake, every night. Aching for you.
Gerris: (Gerris: ♦Gropes Marius♦ What manners?)
(HAHAHAHAHA)
Nazares: ♦chokes on food♦
Vesperus: That’s hot.
Ashara: OH SHIT. ♦pats his back♦
Marius: (Marius: NOT HERE.)
Killian: Haji…but you were in the same tent as me for those three years.
Haji: ………………….
Myron: (Myron: What did I miss?)
Haji: ♦fidgets♦
Killian: I thought you had asthma with that laboured breathing.
Gerris: (Killian: zzz
Haji: ♦Reaches out to Killian♦ One day… ♦Squirms♦ )
Marius: (Marius: Nothing. Mon etoile, nothing.)
Ashara: ♦almost spits out wine♦ [WHAT THE FUCK.]
Haji: Hey! Not so loud! ♦flustered♦ N-no, it wasn’t asthma.
Nazares: ♦wipes Ashara’s mouth♦
Killian: ♦looks up, deep into Haji’s eyes♦ I know that now.
Haji: Y-you do?
Gerris: (Haji: ♦About to reaches for Killian’s butt, but reclines his had♦ No, I must not… ♦Squirms♦ Hngh)
Vesperus: Can’t tell is awkward as fuck or sexy…or both.
Marius: (Marius: I knew Killian and Haji had something going on!!!! L-L-Love!)
Gerris: ♦Whispers to Marius♦ Finally, Haji will sate his thirst.
Marius: ♦whispers back♦ I… I’m so proud… ♦manly tear♦ Mama and papa…
Gerris: ♦Presses nose against window♦
Myron: ♦whispers♦ This is a lot gayer than I expected
Marius: T-Tres magnifique…
Gerris: ♦Whispers back♦ And I approve so much. Go Haji and Killian… ♦Sheds a single tear♦
Myron: They should hurry up and kiss.
Marius: ♦nods♦ They must.
Killian: You made it rather clear, Haji, but…are you sure this isn’t just a rebound from Myron?
Gerris: ♦Forms a circle on one hand while the other inserts the finger in the hole♦
Myron: ♦whispers♦ oh wow…
Haji: I barely know Myron. I’ve… loved you for years.
Fia: He said the “l” word!
Gerris: (I loved you for a thousand yearssss)
Ashara: ♦incredulous♦ Are they seriously doing this shit here?
Marius: ♦pats Myron on the back♦ D-Don’t mind what they’re saying.
Vesperus: Shut up, Ashara! ♦watches aptly♦
Ashara: ♦flicks a piece of sausage at Ves♦ This is fucking weird.
Bruno: ♦licks the food off Haji’s hands♦
Killian: Haji…why…why did you wait three years to say this?
Nazares: [Because you both do not know what timing is…]
Marius: Yeah, why did he!?
Haji: When I was in the Circle, love was only a game. It gave the templars too much power if there was something you couldn’t stand to lose…
Gerris: Hey, isn’t that a line from one of the plays….
Marius: Hush… Gerris… This is a work of art. ♦mumbles♦ Though I did remember helping in writing those…
Nazares: Is…that…from the play that we did? The Rose and The Mage’s Staff?
The Maker (GM): LOLFUCK
Haji: It was. I poured out my feelings for you in that play. Remember when you told me that was my best acting yet? It’s because it was all real…
Gerris: No wonder! ♦Gasps♦
Marius: ♦takesout a lacey handkerchief and wipes his tears♦ I’m….. I’m so proud……
Ashara: ಠ_ಠ
Myron: relationship goals
Marius: I shall teach you how to act, mon etoile…
…and read and write.
Gerris: ♦Clenches fist♦ They finally made it… ♦Takes a diff lacey handkerchief from Marius’s pocket and wipes his tears♦
Killian: Have I…Have I really been that dense? Or was I just not allowing myself to see it, because I was afraid to love again after I lost everyone in Denerim during the Blight…
Fia: Wow, even I couldn’t write that shut
♦shit
Gerris: (THAT SAYS A LOT)
Myron: ;-; so touching
Gerris: ♦Blows nose, soiling the handkerchief with sticky green snot♦ These two….They are meant to be.
Marius: ♦hands Myron another lacey handkerchief♦
Myron: ♦Takes handkerchief and wipes eyes♦
Haji: No. It’s not you. I’ve been hesitant. I was afraid… Afraid you’d reject me. Afraid that if anything happened between us, Templars would find us and take me away from you…
Maximian: ♦looks awkwardly at them since he’s a temlpar♦
Gerris: (HAHAHAHAHA)
Ashara: … do they even notice we’re here? ♦disgusted noise♦
Vesperus: Of the templars could just join in with you. ;D
Granuaile: ♦walks through the garden with Azeri and notices the 3 people watching through the window♦ …What… ♦leads Azeri away to another part of the garden♦
Azeri: too many shem…
Myron: ;-;
Azeri: One shem is already too many.
Gerris: ♦Pats Myron♦
Granuaile: ♦nudges Azeri♦ Don’t be so mean. Let’s go.
Myron: I’ll pretend I didn’t hear that
Marius: You are a beautiful shem, mon etoile
Gerris: Come on, Killian, don’t leave your man hanging.
Killian: But Haji…there aren’t any Circles around anymore…and if any templar even came near you, I’d see him from a mile away and put an arrow in his knee.
Maximian: ♦sweats♦
Gerris: (HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA)
Marius: …Isn’t that a templar right there?
(scratch that)
Haji: There are still templars scattered around Thedas. S-sorry… after years of suffering under abuse, I’m still afraid. So… does this mean you feel the same way about me?
♦under their abuse
Marius: ಠ_ಠ Shalalala kiss the boy. ಠ_ಠ
Gerris: Now kisssss.
Killian: Haji, I watch darkspawn murder everyone I loved…but I won’t let that happen again. Templars or demons or what…nothing could be worse than the thought of living without you.
Gerris: ♦Cries♦ That’s one of the most beautiful things Killian has ever said. ♦Gets more handkerchief from Marius’s pocket♦
Marius: Q___Q
Haji: Killian! ♦trying not to tear up♦ Are you telling the truth? Kiss me. Kiss me so I know this is real.
Myron: YES
Gerris: (KISS KISS FALL IN LOVE)
Marius: aSKUWAFKUGFAGKJLASFGKJLFAS
Gerris: I BEEN WAITING FOR THIS.
Myron: DO IT
Ashara: ♦spits out wine♦ PFFFFFT
Myron: FREAKIN DO IT
Marius: SACREBLEU
Killian: (IM DYING SEND HALP)
Marius: SHALALALA KISS THE BOY
Vesperus: ♦starts to cry♦
Marius: ♦plays the lute♦
Gerris: NOS KISS.
(♦NOW)
Nazares: ♦facepalms♦
Maximian: Ves, are you crying? Really?
Vesperus: No, I just got shit in my eye…
Ashara: Wine. Sorry, Ves.
Gerris: ♦Yells through the window♦ WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR KILLIAN?!
Killian: Haji! ♦grabs Haji’s face and pulls him forward as they crush their lips together, hungrily kissing each other♦
Marius: ♦TAKES A FEW FLOWERS AND THROWS THEM♦
AJSHKFGJSKHALFA
BEAAAAAAAUUUUUUUTIFULLLLLLL
Myron: ♦APPLAUSE♦
Gerris: ♦Throws arms in the hair and hugs Myron and Marius♦ FINALLY.
Marius: (SEXY)
Haji: ♦Makes out with Killian♦ [OH, KILLIAN!!!]
Gerris: GO ALL THE WAY.
Ashara: … the fuck?! They better not have sex on the table. This is mahogany!
Gerris: DON’T HOLD BACK ANYTHING.
Fia: Oh! Oh, now they crawled on the table..
Marius: TAKE OFF HIS FERELDAN CLOTHS.
Gerris: ♦Whistles♦
Marius: GET A ROOM—-! OR ♦POINTS TO SEX TREE♦ USE THAT!
Haji: ♦caresses Killian’s face as they pull apart♦ Ten years from now… a hundred years from now, someone like me will love someone like you, and there will be no templar to tear them apart…
Myron: This is so deep
Granuaile: Don’t touch my tree
Gerris: M-My heart is hurting, Marius.
Marius: ♦twirls♦ Today is a wonderful day.
Gerris: ♦Clutches chest♦
Marius: ♦hugs Gerris♦
Myron: ♦sobs♦
Gerris: ♦Hugs back and ugly sobs♦
Ashara: ♦yells at them♦ GET A ROOM.
Maximian: Not even going to try to get near them to bother tearing them apart. ♦drinks five wine glasses in rapid succession♦
Gerris: ♦Hugs Myron also♦
Marius: ♦hugs Myron too♦
Myron: ♦group hug♦
Granuaile: Just don’t touch my tree.
Gerris: ♦Myron, Marius, and Gerris are in a group hug while ugly sobbing♦
Nazares: What just happened
Ashara: No idea. ♦shrugs and drags Nazares away♦ Let’s fuck.
Vesperus: ♦ugly sobbing♦ IT’S SO BUEATIFUL. I’M SO AROUSED

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Antiva-Rivain Campaign Part XIII
Ashara, Kayan, Granuaile, Lucas, Ihrlie

[UNDER CONSTRUCTION]

Kayan and Jerome are walking along the shore of Afsaana, the party having returned to Salvadore’s estate. Kayan’s mind is elsewhere, preoccupied by both the strange red lyrium woman on the island, as well as having to come to terms with his past on Llomeryn. He looks up and sees the secluded cover where Elfreida directed him to meet her after, he tugs Jerome and they make haste for the cove. As the approach, they see Elfrieda and Lesi sitting on a large boulder, dangling their bare feet as they watch the sea.
Elfrieda: Kayan! ♦hops down and runs over to him and hugs him♦ For once, I’m not out of breath running and explaining everything, heh.
Kayan: Elfrieda! ♦Hugs back♦
Finally. We haven’t really spent much time together after back in the Frostbacks. And Lesi is even here too ♦Waves to her♦.
Lesi: (HOW DO LESI)
Kayan: (Lesi is chillax person ;u;)
(And derpy )
Lesi: Hey, Kayan and Jerome, been eating cheese and stuff or whatever Orlesians like doing for fun? ♦hops down and she and Jerome shake hands♦
Kayan: (Buenooo ;u;)
Jerome: (lel, your Lesi is still da best)
Kayan: (Huhuhu, we made her personality together. That horse penis tho >u>;;)
Jerome: ♦chuckles♦ Cheese is not as popular here in Rivain. In any case, you must have news if you needed us to meet away from Prince Salvadore’s estate.
Elfrieda: ♦nods♦ We can take our time now that Euresyne’s forces are in disarray on that island. What exactly happened there?
Kayan: ♦Glances at Jerome♦
Err….Well, a lot has happened.
This might take awhile, so maybe we should go sit down?
Lesi: Okay, let’s sit over there, don’t want our butts getting wet or pinched by crabs. ♦she leads them to a small hill overlooking Rialto Bay where they all sit♦
Kayan: ♦Coughs♦ So, I guess I’ll start…
Before going to the location you gave me, I happened to run across my family…Not the one with me now, but the ones by blood.
Apparently, they were working for Euresyne, along with another person…
Jerome: ♦briefly scowls at that♦ They have been dealt with.
Kayan: (Salty Jerome >u<)>u>)
Kayan: (Meanwhile Bagel…♦Sings, “All By Myself”)
Jahel: ON MY OWN, PRETENDING HE’S BESIDE ME.
Kayan: (Omg Bagel. He would do that xD;;)
♦Blushes and squeezes his hand♦
You’ll always have me by your side, Jerome…
Anyway, I should start putting my clothes back on. ♦Glances at Jerome♦ I shouldn’t sit around here naked, so…
Jerome: Yes, you look rather cold. Best you try on that newly enchanted armor.
Kayan: ♦Pouts♦ [I’ll just ask later…]
Right. Let’s see how good your skills are, Lesi. ♦Puts on the armor♦
Lesi: Let’s test it then! ♦signals to Cookies who picks up a stone and throws it at Kayan♦
Kayan: ♦Shuts eyes before the stone hits him, making a “tck” sound. He opens his eyes again♦
Hey, looks like it worked, Lesi! Nice work.
Elfrieda: Lesi’s the best after all. ♦bends over to kiss peck Lesi on the lips♦
Kayan: (Elfresi UwU)
♦Nods♦ I have no doubts about it.
Anyway, where are you going to go after this? It might not be a good idea to stay since most of the Corial Order is here.
Elfrieda: We’ll be around Rivain, we still need to wait for our spies and keep an eye on Euresyne. She was desperate before but if she survived the island…who knows what she’ll do. If you get a message from me again, we meet here, okay? I expect our spies to have news on Euresyne soon enough.
Lesi: Kayan already stripped ealier, think you two need alone time. We should be off. ♦winks♦
Kayan: Got it. Let’s hope the spies bring back news that Euresyne is dead.
You sure it’s me who wants alone time, Lesi? You seem so ready to leave. ♦Hand waves♦
But ever since Euresyne started chasing you two down, I bet you two rarely get time alone. ♦Winks♦
Lesi: when you put it that way, Kayan, it’s sort of like we need some alone time, eh Elfie? ♦puts her arm around Elfie’s waist♦
Elfrieda: ♦laughs♦ Alright, alright. I owe Lesi a date now, thank to you, Kayan. ♦smiles♦ I’ll see you soon enough. With good news, hopefully.
Kayan: Take care you two! Don’t forget to bring Cookies as your third wheel. ♦Smiles and waves goodbye♦
Jerome: ♦Elfresi wave as they go off hand in hand with Cookie lumbering behind them♦ Kayan…now that we are alone…might I ask you something?
Kayan: ♦Sighs♦ It’s about why I kept secrets from you, isn’t?
Jerome: ♦nods, his expression not changing♦ Yes. Kayan, I think that our fight would have been…less severe if you had told me before about that man. ♦furrows brows♦ Instead, I ended up wondering why you tried so hard to hide him from me…
Kayan: I didn’t mean to cause you so much stress on you and the family, but I never thought my past would be relevant since I never expected to come back after I ran away from Llomerynn.
Still, you, out of all people, deserve to know everything about me, but I was afraid on how you would react. When I left, I wanted to leave behind all my bad childhood memories in Llomerynn, even the good ones… I didn’t want my life before to interfere with the life I have with you…But after what happened….♦Furrows brows♦ I still can’t let go of the past.
(♦ I realize that I still can’t let go of the past.)
Jerome: ♦cups Kayan’s cheek♦ Kayan…you need not worry about your past. The past is behind you, but now and for the rest of our lives, you have me and our family. I understand being afraid to share your past when…your original family was not the kindest, but you should know by now that I will love you no matter what you think has marred you in the past. You can let go of the past, Kayan. All those bad people [including that Jahel] will no longer come and hurt you. We will protect you.
Kayan: (So salty Jerome >u>)
You already have and never stopped protecting me, Jerome. When I first met you, I always thought you were the same as all the other nobles: pretentious and materialistic. It took six years for my stupid self to realize that everything I thought about you was wrong.
No matter how much I hurt and degrade you, you always chose to remain by my side. I know that I don’t deserve you, but to be honest, you’re the one who made me a better person. ♦Breathes deeply♦
And you’re right. For you, I’ll let go of the past. It’s about time that I give you all of my heart, rather than half.
♦Kisses him♦
Jerome: (AWWWWWWWWWW THE LAST LINE. >u<)>u>)
(But I won’t deny that I’m thirst, mmm chocolate strawberry)
(Chocolate and vanilla, swirl, swirl, swirllll~)
Fen’Harel: Andraste is starting up her PC
omg i just read bri’s “and they had sex”
HOLY SHIT
BRIPLS
Andruil: HAAHAHAHAH
Dirthamen: O_O
The Maker (GM): Startiiiing na
Andruil: wao Kayan remembered the Granzeri stripping while mopey
Andraste: It didn’t happen too long ago, so the memory is still fresh o3o
The Maker (GM): The party is gathers in the dining area, several days after their return from the island temple, not far from Llomeryn.
Fia: ♦eyes Granzeri and Kayrome♦ Okay, time to speak up about those crystals. Dream Boy saw them, but he’s not here yet, so…
Granuaile: Oh, the crystals? What about them?
Kayan: I don’t have them if that’s what you’re going to ask.
Granuaile: What—-?
Kayan: (Oh yuh. I forgot that Kayan didn’t tell Gran)
Granuaile: (Yeah…. D8 )
Fia: Even Salvadore’s not here…where is everyone? ♦turns back to you♦ Just tell us what was on the crystals. Come on, we’re all running from that big, red…thing…hehe.
Fen’Harel: Srry was replying to email from my new attorney bff
Ashara: ♦emerges from a nearby room with Nazares in tow. Both their clothes look rumpled♦ Are you having a meeting? What’s going on?
Granuaile: It had something to do with… red lyrium? And someone named… Ty—Tycoon? They were quite vague.
Kayan: (Huhu. Everyone was busy)
Granuaile: (tycoon 8D )\
Nazares: ♦coughs♦ I apologize, Ashara and I were…talking strategy in the adjoining room. ♦fixes Ashara’s rumpled collar♦
Granuaile: (mmm strategy)
Ashara: ♦shifty eyes♦ S-strategy. Yes. That is exactly what we were… talking… about.
Fia: Strategy…such as strategically placed limbs, eh? ♦giggles♦
Ashara: ♦chokes♦
Salvadore: (am i still salvadore)
Vesperus: Dream Boy was testing his…strategic maneuvers on Ashara…looks like they both won. ♦cackles♦
Salvadore: (LELELLE)
The Maker (GM): (Salvadore’s not there yet and you can be him later. Wait lang. XD)
Salvadore: (okay ^ q^)
( ♦ .^ q^)
Kayan: (Lawdy, wonder where Salvadore is ouo;;)
Salvadore: (huehue)
Rellia: Can I play this strategy game, Shara?
Granuaile: (NO)
Ashara: (NO)
Kayan: (Lawdy)
(For adults only)
Ashara: NO!!! ♦pauses when she sees Rellia frown♦ Uh… It’s for… grown-ups only.
♦awkward pat♦
Granuaile: Can Rellia play with Grace instead? ♦pout♦
Rellia: Yay, can I? OuO
Ashara: [IS THIS HALLA HUMPER DENSE]
Kayan: (Omg. I just remembered that Rellia and Vita aren’t still friends ;____;)
Granuaile: Yes, you can! We grown ups have…to deal with things for now.
Ashara: You can play some other game, si? ♦sits at the table beside Rellia♦
(OMG THEY ARENT FRANDS YET NGA. SATINALIA MIRACLE PLS)
Kayan: (Ashara and Kayan need to team upppp)
Nazares: Of course, Rellia…it appears we have matters to discuss. ♦carries Rellia and places her on Grace who Gran leads into the room♦The crystals…the woman we saw on the island, she was mentioned by the voices from the crystal.
Kayan: (Satin I need your help)
Azeri: ♦clings to Gran’s arm♦ Don’t pressure Granuaile! We were distracted when we listened to the crystals…
Granuaile: (WE? YOU MEAN YOU)
Jerome: (HAHA OO NGA)
Ashara: (AZERI…)
Granuaile: ♦giggles♦ It’s fine, fenorain. Would the woman be… the Lirelle girl from the crystals?
Kayan: ♦Chuckles♦
Yes, they were too busy making strategies like Nazares and Ashara here.
Ashara: ♦shoots Kayan a dirty look♦
Granuaile: (GRAN LISTENED OK)
Ashara: Right, this Lirelle…
You said she was a grey warden, Nazares. From… hundreds of years ago?! How is that even possible?!
Jerome: ♦awkward laughter♦ Kayan, please. What I remember from the crystals was that a man named Tychon murdered a woman named Lirelle during the Third Blight, He is the one responsible for the dragon blood.
Granuaile: Oh, I thought it was Tycoon…
Kayan: So he’s the one who started all this mess?
Lucas: How is she still alive then? The blight in her body should’ve eventually killed her.. ♦frowns♦
Nazares: Do you know the story of Eleni Zenovia?
Ashara: … who.
Vesperus: The mother of Archon Hessarian. She had the magical ability to see the future and predicted his father’s death so she was punished by having her soul bound inside of a statute.
Nazares: Precisely. Someone or something bound this woman, Lirelle, inside of an object and left it within me. Iona Tagaris used magic to break her free. Warden Lucas, what happens when a nn-warden kills the Archdemon?
Lucas: When a non-warden kills the Archdemon, it transfers itself to the nearest darkspawn and essentially continues to live.
Kayan: But wait, how did this Lirelle get into you in the first place? Was it Euresyne’s doing like how she tampered with Vita and Ihrlie’s blood?
Ashara: ♦frowns and looks at Nazares♦
Nazares: And that is how she ended up alive all these years. I…♦exchanges a look with Ashara♦ No, I was desperate at one time and I let a creature carrying her in. A somniari is always a target for spirits, it is no surprise that I was sought out.
Arellen: It doesn’t make sense though…wardens do not usually transfer to the nearest darkspawn when they die. Why can she?
Lucas: For her to be able to do that like an Archdemon… I’ve never heard of such a thing ♦shakes head♦
Arellen: We think alike, ma vhenan. ♦winks at Lucas♦
Lucas: ♦frowns♦ Even at the most corrupted, she should not be able to do so
♦blushes♦
Ashara: Not to mention she came out of a red templar that time… that was no darkspawn. Is it something to do with blighted bodies? ♦folds arms♦
Vesperus: She’s more Blighted than usual. Dream Boy and I studied red lyrium…it’s lyrium that carries the Taint.
Granuaile: So it’s the red lyrium then? Like the one we found in Iona’s chambers.
Lucas: Maker’s breath, for the lyrium itself to carry the Taint…
Kayan: But how could red lyrium kept her alive for hundreds of years?
Fia: They already explained that she’s been jumping from bodies then went into hibernation for the past hundreds of years. ♦swats Kayan♦ Even I got that, pay attention, Kayan!
Jerome: ♦pats Kayan♦ So this means that ahe has as much corruption in her as an Archdemon, so she can access similar abilities…but what about Ihrlie and Vita?
Nazares: What is within Ihrlie and Vita and myself are her essences. Meaning, unless we are to get rid of them, she can keep regenerating. I am still searching for a removal method that is not leathal.
Kayan: (HURR. I get it now)
Granuaile: ♦pats Kayan♦
Ashara: ♦squeezes Nazares
♦hand♦ (LMAO)
Jerome: (AWUWUWUW)
Ashara: (DAT SPACE)
Granuaile: (squeezes what_
Lucas: (WOW)
Granuaile: (HEHE)
Kayan: (Ate explained it to me, lel)
Ashara: (GRAN PLS)
Lucas: [Maker, Lirelle is like an Archdemon? Andraste’s mercy…]
Ashara: (so cant u like…. get a warden to shank her)
Jerome: ♦nods♦ We will never harm befall anyone here. But, why is she after the twins? I heard that she mentioned them.
Lucas: (does it work that way? D: Besides remember DA1 and the end…)
Jerome: (Not with the esseences, it’s more like The Elder One)
Ashara: (yeah if the warden does the finishing blow to archdemon, it patay)
(i mean warden patay)
(im essentially asking if lirelle can be downed like an archdemon would)
Granuaile: (the essences would have to die as well diba D: )
Ashara: (oo nga. horcrux O-(-<)><)>)
Andraste: Take off your clothes, Lukey.
Granuaile: ♦leans over to Elliott and whispers♦ D-Do you know the rules of this game?
The Maker (GM): EVERYONE…roll 4d6 + Cunning
Ashara: (CUNNING?! ANO BUH)
Kayan: rolling 4d6 + 2
(
5
+
6
+
3
+
3
)2
= 19
Granuaile: rolling 4d6
(
4
+
5
+
2
+
1
)
= 12
Lucas: rolling 4d6
3
(
6
+
3
+
6
+
4
)3
= 22
Ashara: (was it cunning before?! ashara beat sina max, ves, and talaos sa wicked grace eh)
Kayan: (Huh)
(OMG)
Ashara: (ASHAA NEGATIVE CUNNING)
Lucas: (WAO YAY)
Kayan: (LUKEY)
The Maker (GM): That was a random roll lang vs me haha
Ashara: (LMAO she won bc pure luck. pala she sux at WG)
rolling 4d6 – 2
(
5
+
4
+
5
+
2
)-2
= 14
Kayan: (Not bad for -2 cunning)
Granuaile: (still better than me…)
Salvadore: rolling 4d6 + 20
(
1
+
5
+
6
+
6
)
20
= 38
Kayan: (OMG)
Ashara: (DA FUCK LMAO)
Granuaile: (are you shitting me)
Kayan: (DAYA)
Fia: rolling 4d6 + 20
(
3
+
6
+
2
+
1
)20
= 32
Lucas: (WAO)
Kayan: (DAYAAA)
Lucas: (FIAAA)
The Maker (GM): they’re cheating….
Kayan: (THEY CHEATED)
Ashara: (SEMES LMAOOO)
Kayan: (I KNEW IT)
Ashara: (ashara isnt clever enough to cheat OTL)
(From Ashara): dream boy should cheat too lmao
Jerome: rolling 4d6 + 8
(
6
+
2
+
3
+
3
)
8
= 22
Ashara: (WAO not bad jerome 8D)
Kayan: (Jerome 8D)
Nazares: rolling 4d6 + 20
(
2
+
5
+
6
+
2
)20
= 35
Kayan: (IS HE CHEATING TOO?!)
Granuaile: (CHEATING ALSO?)
Ashara: (LMAOOOOO)
Kayan: (LEL)
Azeri: rolling 4d6 = 5
(
1
+
6
+
5
+
5
)
= 17
Granuaile: (why =)
Azeri: rolling 4d6 + 5
(
3
+
5
+
6
+
5
)
5
= 24
Ashara: ♦stares incredulously at Salvadore’s, Fia’s, and Nazares’ cards♦ The fuck?!
Granuaile: (omg….)
Ashara: (Ves is playing too diba? Where is Max)
Isidore: rolling 4d6 + 20
(
2
+
6
+
2
+
1
)20
= 31
Ashara: (ISIDORE LOL)
Granuaile: (CHEATING)
Kayan: (ISIDORE)
(YOU TOO)
The Maker (GM): (Oh yeah, forgot about those two lel)
Ashara: (WAO CHELS)
Evander: rolling 4d6 -2
(
1
+
1
+
5
+
5
)-2
= 10
Kayan: (They’re too busy making out)
Evander: (BOBOOOOOOOOOOO)
Ashara: (EVANDER LMAO)
Kayan: (WAWA)
Granuaile: (wawa…… he’s naked na nga e)
Ashara: (the oyajis… absconded to a hidden corner… ;D ;D ;D)
Granuaile: (yuhhh the oyajis are elsewhere ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) )
Remy The Rat: ♦scampers to the hidden corner♦
Granuaile: (REMY )
Kayan: (Omg Nastehhh)
Ashara: (REMY Y U BUHAY PA GROSS)
Kayan: (He likes Ves I guess)
Arellen: rolling 4d6 + 20
(
4
+
1
+
5
+
2
)
20
= 32
Granuaile: (WOW)
Ashara: (EVERYONE CHEATING LOL)
Kayan: (So many cheaters, huhu)
Granuaile: (THESE CHEATERS)
Lucas: (IYAK)
Kayan: Wait, how are all of you getting good cards? ♦Squints♦
Granuaile: (so i have to take off my skirt? ;A; )
The Maker (GM): Arellen, Nazares, Fia, Isidore and Salvadore win the round.
The others must strip
Kayan: (Take it offff)
Ashara: (how much)
(to strip)
The Maker (GM): The one with the highest cards gets to choose
Kayan: (Oh my)
Ashara: (… SALVADORE)
(SHET)
Granuaile: (Salvadore………)
Lucas: (IYAK)
Salvadore: Take off…your bottoms. .n_____________n
Ashara: ((. ͡^ ͜ʖ ͡^))
Fia: You heard him. ♦waggles eyebrows♦
Granuaile: ♦takes off her skirt, revealing her thigh high stockings♦ So this is how it works…
Fia: (OMG PERFECT EMOTICON)
Salvadore: . ͡^ ͜ʖ ͡^)
Ashara: ♦groans and takes off her trousers, leaving her thigh-high boots on♦ I swore I was good at this damn game…
Kayan: Something doesn’t seem right… ♦Grumbles and takes off his pants♦
Nazares: ♦eyes the zettai ryouki♦
Ashara: (LMAO)
Jerome: Fortunately, I have two layers of pants. I expected this to happen. ♦removes one layer of pants♦
Lucas: ♦takes of pants♦ [Why is this happening again…♦
Granuaile: (JEROME)
Kayan: (WHUT)
Ashara: (JEROME WAO)
(U NERD)
Granuaile: (DAFUQ)
Lucas: (JEROME WAO)
Arellen: Take it off, vhenan. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Azeri: ♦cover’s Gran’s black, lacey smallclothes with his hands♦
Granuaile: ♦looks at Azeri♦ You’re supposed to take off your pants too.
Ashara: Damnit, that was a fluke. I’ll win this time. (ง ͠° O ͡°)ง
Kayan: ♦Pouts♦ Well, you’re no fun, Jerome.
♦Smirks♦ But we’ll see what happens to your pants in the next round.
Azeri: ♦takes his pants on and lays them across Gran’s thighs to cover her♦ [MINE.]
Ashara: (Azeri such gentleman uwu)
Lucas: ♦pulls shirt down over small clothes♦ Maker why…
Arellen: ♦pats Lukey’s butt♦ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Ashara: (omg i have a feeling azeri will end up stripping just to cover gran HAHAHAH)
Granuaile: (HAHAHA bec gran sucks at this…)
Lucas: ♦squeaks♦
Kayan: (Gran and Azeri will both have to strip eventually ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) )
Salvadore: Let us start round 1~
Ashara: (and then both of them will be naked… OTL)
Salvadore: ♦2!
Ashara: Fine. I won
Salvadore: No, you lost.
Ashara: ♦won’t lose this time. (ง ͠° O ͡°)ง
(OH)
(so wait how does this work?)
The Maker (GM): No, I was joking
Ashara: (?)
Granuaile: (ARE WE NOT ALLOWED TO CHEAT)
Kayan: (I think we can. Can we?!)
Lucas: (Lucas has no cheating skills >A< )
Granuaile: (I want Gran to cheat)
Kayan: (Can we try to catch if the others are cheating too?
)
The Maker (GM): Perception (Seeing) to catch. You must pass a Cunning check to cheat
Granuaile: (k no cheating then)
Ashara: (lelnope for ashara)
Granuaile: rolling 3d6+3
(
4
+
2
+
4
)3
= 13
(nope i won’t catch anyone cheating)
Kayan: (Alrighty. Kayan will check bc he’s suspicious. 4d6 or 3d6 for the perception?)
Salvadore: (4d6 to match their card play)
Granuaile: (oh)
Salvadore: rolling 4d6 + 20
(
6
+
4
+
5
+
4
)
20
= 39
Granuaile: rolling 4d6+3
(
5
+
3
+
3
+
5
)3
= 19
Ashara: (wao lel)
Granuaile: (obvs)
Fia: rolling 4d6 + 20
(
5
+
5
+
2
+
5
)
20
= 37
Kayan: (What’s the check for catch cheaters? o3o)
Ashara: (i think it’s nigh impossible to catch anyone cheating O-(-<)>83 >83 >83
Granuaile: (OKAY 8D )
The Maker (GM): wawa azeri
Granuaile: ♦takes off Azeri’s pants♦ Itchy!
Ashara: (okay. enjoy ur luuuunch uwu )
Granuaile: (i’ll look for lunch din u w u )
Salvadore: Perhaps you should come back later when you’re more inebriated, friends. .n_n There are contests happening right now if you wish to join them!
Kayan: (Dreadnaught contests….)
(?)
Granuaile: Contests?? ♦stands up♦
Ashara: (LMAO NAKED ON THE BOTTOM)
Granuaile: (yeah… 8D; )
Ashara: Contests?! I’m game. ♦grins♦
Kayan: Gran! You’re still naked…
Azeri: Ghaildahlas! COVER YOURSELF FIRST~ ♦shields Gran with his body, his banana hanging in the air♦
♦!
Granuaile: It’s fine~ ♦giggles and goes to Kayan to drag him♦ CONTESTS!
Lucas: ♦pulls down on shirt♦ How am I supposed to go around now… ♦looks around as if to run♦
Kayan: ♦Gets dragged by Gran before he even got a chance to pull on his clothes again♦
Azeri: ♦runs after Granuaile and makes her wear her clothes♦
Kayan: Kayan! ♦ties his coat around Kayan’s wasit♦
Granuaile: (whut)
Kayan: (Whoa. Kayan doppleganger)
Jerome: (THAT WAS HEROME)
Granuaile: (scurry)
Jerome: (KANIINA KA PA JEROM)
Kayan: (Kayan: Kayan halp meee)
Granuaile: (LMAO)
Kayan: (Kayan: ♦Makes out with self♦ My savior)
Granuaile: (hawt)
Ashara: (LMAO STAWP)
Lucas: (wow)
Kayan: ♦Awkward smile♦ T-Thanks, Jerome.
Ashara: ♦stands up♦ Come, mi amor. Let’s go do those contests before those idiots hog all the prizes.
Lucas: ♦grabs pants and puts it back on♦ [Where are my small clothes…]
Kayan: (Arellen burned them. )
Granuaile: ♦hugs Azeri♦ I think you should put on your clothes too. ♦pokes the banana♦
Kayan: (Those nasteh diapers)
Granuaile: ( ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) )
Nazares: ♦coughs and hands Ashara her pants♦ Assuming they can actually win.
Ashara: (lukey u need nicer smallclothes)
Arellen: ♦smiles innocently♦ [Die, you diaper things…]
Lucas: (probably == )
♦shifts uncomfortably♦ At least I have pants… where to next?
Ashara: ♦tugs on pants hurriedly♦ [Wait, didn’t I have smallclothes?] ♦shrugs♦
Azeri: ♦banana comes alive at Granuaile’s touch♦ I-I-I will follow!
Kayan: (His banana will follow you anywhere, Gran)
Granuaile: ♦clings onto Arellen’s arm and whispers♦ You sneaky…
The Maker (GM): > Sack Race Dex (Acro)
> Mud Wrestling Con (Stamina)
> Archery Dex (Bows)
> Tug of War Str (Might)
> Combat Dex (Legerdemain)
> Mage’s Meadow Magic
The Maker (GM): > Chess Cunning
> Scavenger Hunt Perception
> Staring Contest Willpower
LOL, DERPEH GAMES
Granuaile: (SACK RACE)
Kayan: (YES PLS)
Ashara: > SACK RACE
Kayan: (Go rogue buddies 8D 8D)
Ashara: > MAGE’S MEADOW
Granuaile: (we SHALL WIN THIS KAYAN)
Kayan: (Yessssssums)
Lucas: (MAGES MEADOW)
Granuaile: ♦takes Kayan’s hand and goes to the sack race place♦ Let’s win this!
Kayan: (Awww uwu)
The Maker (GM): Sack Race muna?
Kayan: ♦Nods♦ We got this!
Lucas: (yuh)
The Maker (GM): I forgot, there’s also 3-legged race, lmao
Granuaile: (all the mages go to mage’s meadow)
The Maker (GM): Mages: O-kay…
Ashara: (sack race muna uwu)
(ashara will join. dat dex)
The Maker (GM): We;ll just do the games in the order I put.
Granuaile: (YES 8D)
Kayan: (Azeri: ♦Touches Gran’s legs. His banana rises♦ )
Ashara: (perf. 8D)
Kayan: (Sounds gooood )
Granuaile: (Azeri PLS)
Ashara: (omg mud wrestling. MANLI)
Kayan: (MANLIIII)
The Maker (GM): SEXY HORACIO
Granuaile: (Gran doesn’t wear her skirt nalang muna lelele)
Kayan: (If only Sumera and Euresyne could mud wrestle ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) )
The Maker (GM): Finnie did mud wrestling. terrifying…
Ashara: (wawa horacio, what happened after the darts)
(finnie sexy)
Kayan: (He deflated)
Granuaile: (his fat protected him from pain)
The Maker (GM): The party lines up for the sack race and see other contestants have lined up to join as well.
Granuaile: ♦determined face♦ We got this, Kayan.
Rellia: ♦hops around in a rack and nearly trips buy Nazares catches her♦ good luck, Shara!
Lucas: (Do I join this?)
Kayan: Of course. I’m confident we’ll do much better here than earlier.
Vita: Kayan! Are you gonna join this? Jerome and I will cheer for you!
Ashara: (AWW RELLIA uwu)
Kayan: (Join for funsies Lukey!)
Vita: (Lukey can join…if he wants to. XD;;)
Granuaile: (VITA u w u )
Ashara: ♦grins and flashes a “V” sign at Nazares and Rellia♦
Granuaile: ♦takes off her skirt thing for better movement♦ I’m so ready.
Kayan: Vita! Aww, you two are sweet. Don’t you two want to join as well?
(Azeri: I’m so ready ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) )
Lucas: ♦stares at the sack♦
Vita: I’m…♦looks at her toes♦ Too clumsy.
Ashara: (azeri made her wear his pants na, forgetting to put his own pants on LMAO)
Granuaile: (Azeri pls….)
Ashara: (VHENANA FULL MAST)
Kayan: Nonsense. This is for fun. Win or lose, it doesn’t matter.
Bogart Bearbreaker: I shall win this contest of arms.
Kayan: (WHUT)
Ashara: (WTH BOGART)
Granuaile: (BOGART)
Kayan: (HE CAME BACK)
Ashara: Wait, SWAMP MAN?! How did you—
Bogart Bearbreaker: ♦gets into a sack that barely fits him♦
Ashara: (wao sexy)
Granuaile: ♦looks at Bogart♦ Who are you?
Ashara: (Theo: fapfapfapfap)
Kayan: B-Bogart?!?!
Lucas: (WAO)
Happius: I’ll be playing too, caramel buns. [winks at Ashara♦
Kayan: (Omg, how can anyone say his name with a straight face)
(EWWW)
Granuaile: (HAPPIASKJGFS)
Lucas: (GROCE)
Kayan: ♦Snickers at Ashara♦ [Now you know my pain.]
Nazares: ♦"accidentally" trips Happius as he hops by♦
Granuaile: (V good)
Azeri: I will join as well and keep an eye on Granuaile!
Ashara: (LELELELE GOOD)
Granuaile: (Azeri r u sure)
Arellen: …are you sure, da’len? You aren’t…agile.
Kayan: (Don’t get yourself distracted too much)
Ashara: (azeri NO)
Augustin: ♦huffs♦ My legs are still healing, but I will win FOR THE GLORY OF THE CORIAL ORDER!!!!!
Granuaile: Fenorain, it’s alright. You and Elliott can just cheer for me.
Kayan: (OMG)
Ashara: (FUCKING AUGGY ANO BUH)
Lucas: No I’m not… ♦stares at the sack♦ Perhaps I should back out ♦slowly puts the sack down♦
Granuaile: (ANO BA HE GETS MINUS POINTS BECAUSE HE HAS NO LEGS)
Ashara: (ANG BOBO AUGGY)
Lucas: (Auggy HAHAHAHA)
Ashara: (he has legs but theyre still… in bad shape. ANO BUH: HE HAS LEGS. They’re just healing lel
Tamsin: Let me take your place, Augustin. Can’t risk you re-bresking those.
Granuaile: (OR CAN ELLIOTT JOIN AND TRIP A LOT)
(i’m so mean u q u)
The Maker (GM): elliott can’t even find the sack…
Kayan: ♦Nudges Gran and rolls his eyes♦ This jerk is ridiculous, right Gran?
(WAWA ELLIOT)
Lucas: ♦offers the sack to Tamsin♦ Here you go?
Kayan: (Tamsin!)
Lucas: (WHY IS ELLIOT IN THIS)
Augustin: No, I need to defeat these CRETINS.
Granuaile: ♦laughs♦ Definitely. ♦glares at Auggy♦
Tamsin: ♦shurgs and walks off♦ Suit yourself.
Granuaile: (Elliott and Azeri cheer nalang pls)
Azeri: ♦grumbles and puts the sack on♦
Granuaile: Fenorain, no. You take care of Elliott.
Jerome: You can do it, Kayan!
Granuaile: I insist.
Vita: Go Kayan1
Kayan: ♦Grins and waves back at his gay family♦
Ashara: (TAMSIN IS HERE!)
Azeri: ♦sees her look then shrinks♦ Yes, ghaildahlas…♦sits down next to Elliott, his arms crossed♦
Granuaile: (Tamsin ; A ; )
The Maker (GM): The contestants get into their sack and get ready for the race to begin.
Roll Dex (Acro) + 4d6
Kayan: rolling 4d6 + 11
(
1
+
6
+
5
+
2
)11
= 25
Granuaile: rolling 4d6
12
(
5
+
1
+
6
+
4
)12
= 28
Kayan: (…………..)
(Welp)
Augustin: rolling 4d6 + 10
(
4
+
3
+
4
+
5
)
10
= 26
Kayan: (Auggy beat Kayan. Noooo ;A;)
Lucas: (wao auggy)
Granuaile: (It’s ok Gran beat Auggy)
The Maker (GM): (I minused 3 na from his Dex. >_>)
Kayan: (Kayan OTL)
Happius: rolling 4d6 + 15
(
6
+
5
+
6
+
3
)15
= 35
Lucas: (Kayan pls)
Kayan: (OMG)
Granuaile: (what the fuck)
Lucas: (WAO)
Happius: (LMAOOOOOOOOOO)
Kayan: (SCURRY)
(SATIN HELPED HIM)
Ashara: rolling 4d6 + 10
(
1
+
3
+
2
+
3
)
10
= 19
Bogart Bearbreaker: rolling 3d6 + 3
(
2
+
5
+
1
)3
= 11
Ashara: (wao…)
Granuaile: (Ashara…)
Kayan: (Why did u even join Bogart… Pls)
Ashara: (WHY IS AUGGY’S ROLL SO HIGH)
Granuaile: ♦grins as she beat Auggy♦
Lucas: ♦cheers♦ Go Gran!
Bogart Bearbreaker: ♦barely jumps♦
Ashara: (also LMAO HAPPIUS Q_Q)
Lucas: (lel Lucas would be like Bogart… >_> )
Granuaile: ♦looks back at Lucas and waves♦
The Maker (GM): The winners are Happius, Granuaile then Auggy.
Augustin: ♦scowls at the bronze medal♦ Brozne!?
(From Ashara): why is grans dex 10 and kayans is 9
Ashara: (HAPPIUS)
Kayan: (Happius gets gold o3o)
Granuaile: ♦happily takes the silver medal♦ I won this for us, Kayan!
(To Ashara): when she level’d up
Kayan: (AWWWW)
(From Ashara): but kayan is higher lvl. well now theyre the same
Augustin: ♦scowls at Gran and Kayan♦ Peasats…..
Granuaile: (rogue buddies plssss)
Kayan: ♦Smiles and cheers♦ I knew you could do it, Gran!
Granuaile: ♦scowls at Auggy♦ no legs…
(From Ashara): so shouldnt their dex be pareho
(To Ashara): she min-maxed more than Bri
(From Ashara): ohhhh k. im too tamad 2 calc lel
(To Ashara): not everyone adds the same stuff to their stats iya pls
Bogart Bearbreaker: ♦is still trying to jump bacl♦
(From Ashara): i brainfert
Granuaile: (Bogart pls…)
Ashara: (FUCKING HAPPIUS)
Kayan: What? Did you hear something Gran? ♦Side eyes Auggy♦
Azeri: Silver is still good, seeing as you went against that…creature…♦hugs Gran♦
Ashara: ♦steps out of her sack and sets it on fire♦
Rellia: Maybe you’ll win the next one, Shara!
Granuaile: Oh, no, nothing, Kayan. ♦gets hugged by Azeri from behind and giggles♦
Kayan: (So violent o3o)
Granuaile: (Ashara pls..)
Nazares: ♦remembers seeing Ashara wiggling helplessly in the sack♦ that was…something at least. ♦kisses her on the forehead♦
Granuaile: (Awwwwwwwwww)
Ashara: (HUHUHUHUHUHUHU)
Vita: You tried Kayan. There are more games!
Ashara: ♦turns red♦ PFFT. D-don’t make fun of me. (ง ͠° O ͡°)ง I’LL WIN THE NEXT ONE.
Jerome: You are still our winner.
Granuaile: (Gran joins all the dex games pls o v o)
Kayan: ♦Ruffles Vita’s hair♦ You should try the magic contest, Vita! Show everyone how amazing your skills are.
♦Smiles and kisses Jerome♦ Thank you.
Rellia: Next game, next game!
Salvadore: You can exchange the medals for larger prizes much later. Yes, let us go!
Ashara: (Rellia uwu)
Granuaile: ♦takes Azeri and Elliott by their arms♦ This is so fun~
The Maker (GM): demmit, I have to ppen the chat archive. i forgot the next games. OTL
Ashara: (ME TOO LMAO)
Granuaile: (lmao..me too…)
Kayan: (Me too, huhu)
(OTL We all forgot)
Granuaile: (mud wrestling!)
Ashara: (con?)
Granuaile: (yup)
Kayan: (Yay 8D)
Granuaile: (MANLI)
Kayan: (YES PLS)
Granuaile: (EVANDER)
The Maker (GM): Roll 20 hanged. DX
> Mud Wrestling Con (Stamina)
> Archery Dex (Bows)
> Tug of War Str (Might)
> Combat Dex (Legerdemain)
> Mage’s Meadow Magic
The Maker (GM): > Chess Cunning
> Scavenger Hunt Perception
> Staring Contest Willpower
Granuaile: (BLAIR)
Ashara: (LET’S DO DIS)
Lucas: (Whats Legerdemain?)
Granuaile: (CY)
Kayan: (Wait, staring contest… Lel. I just noticed that)
(Ready!)
The Maker (GM): I NEEDED WILLPOWER LMAO
Ashara: ♦stares at the scantily clad people wrestling in the mud♦ Mud… wrestling. Seriously?!
Granuaile: (I WANNA JOIN THE STARING CONTEST 8D )
(even with 0 willpower..)
The Maker (GM): Who in the CO can join…
Lucas: I think I’m staying out of this ♦pokes noodle arms♦
Kayan: (Omg. I bet Evander will join)
Granuaile: (Evander and Blair pls)
Ashara: (mud wrestling is con not str. ashara will try xD;; )
Granuaile: (Can I try also o v o)
Kayan: I would join, but… ♦Glances back at Jerome♦
I don’t think Jerome would want me to dirty these clothes.
Unless I take them off…
Ashara: (how about lets assume we all try per round. just say if u wanna opt out xD)
Granuaile: (yuh. C: )
Lucas: (My con is like 1)
Kayan: (Kayan’s con is decent. I want him to join ;A;)
Granuaile: (let’s all join!)
Ashara: (ashara’s con is 2. lmao O-(-< i’ll try pa)
(gon’ fail)
Lucas: (ok? D: )
The Maker (GM): All PCs will join. XD;; I’ll just make all the Warriors join. >8)
Bogart Bearbreaker: ♦stretches his muscles♦
Lucas: ♦stares at the mud♦ [I hate mud]
Ashara: (BOGART)
Kayan: (Theo: ♦Swoons)
Ashara: ♦strips down to her small clothes♦ LET’S DO THIS.
Horacio: ♦stretches his fat♦
Ashara: (EW)
Granuaile: (Wait lang bakit sina Kayan and Ashara have 23 points sa stats and mine is just 18 o.o)
( 19 pala)
Ashara: (u should have the same as us O_O)
Manlietta: I WAS BORN READY!!! ♦rips clothes off♦
Granuaile: (Lukey only has 16)
Ashara: (lvl 8 na diba)
Lucas: (I have 16 D: )
Kayan: (MANLI)
Granuaile: (we should add to ours)
Ashara: (whats lukeys lvl)
Granuaile: ( 8)
Ashara: (lukey is 8 na?! )
Kayan: (He should be the same as us then)
Granuaile: (Yeah.)
Manlietta: (
1 to non-primary for Gran, 1 to non-primari and +1 to primary for Lukey)
Granuaile: (But it’s not 23 parin?)
Manlietta: (but Ashara and Kayan are 19 lang)
Lucas: (wait, which is primary and non-primary?)
Granuaile: (no..)
Manlietta: (you forgot to minus. I calculated)
Granuaile: (They’re both 23 o_o)
(OH)
Lucas: (Aren’t some negative?
)
Ashara: (im calculating. 19 LMAO)
Granuaile: (I FORGOT MINUS)
Kayan: CRUSH THEM BODACIOUS BRONTO. [Though, don’t crush me, Bodacious Bronto.]
Lucas: (Wait where do I add?)
Ashara: (-2 sa cunn and str for ashara LMAO)
Manlietta: LET US CRUSH THEM ALL LITTLE FENNEC
Granuaile: (oo nga pala)
Kayan: ♦High 5’s Manli♦
♦Strips and hands clothes to Jerome♦ Can you hold these for me, dear?
Evander: I still don’t have my clothes…
Lucas: (Whats primary and non-primary?
)
Kayan: (EVANDER ANO BUH)
Ashara: (maker pls exprain which stats are primary/non primary)
Kayan: (I think it may vary with classes Lukey)
Ashara: (it varies)
Evander: (Primary for a mage is Magic, Willpower and Cunning for Rogue it’s Dex, Perception and Comm)
Lucas: (Thank u)
Granuaile: ♦strips and gives her clothes to Azeri♦ I will try to win!
Blair: Why…am I here?
Lucas: (Ah so I’ll add one to each (non and primary). Thanks!)
Ashara: (AWWRIGHT BLAIR)
Kayan: (Blair mud wrestling. >u<)><)>8[
The Maker (GM): THIS IS SO SAD HAHA
Dirthamen: Isnt she under him? Like he stepped on her?
Ashara: (he got off na? 8D)
Andruil: Now bathe with your man
Kayan: ♦Pushes Isidore to Evander♦ Go congratulate your champion, Isidore.
Ashara: I… I WENT TOO EASY ON YOU. OKAY.
Nazares: ♦helps Ashara up♦ It was…a valiant attempt…sort of…
Kayan: (Issok. You didn’t win, but you won sexy bathing with Dream Boy)
Rellia: Ashara’s so dirty! You have to bathe now!
Ashara: ♦groan♦ Uuuugh, I look fine.
Kayan: (Ashara pls)
Ashara: ♦is covered in mud♦
Rellia: You can borrow my rubber nug. Go..take a bath. ♦pinches nose♦ Please.
Ashara: 8[
The Maker (GM): Rellia has sensitive smell. GLARES AT CY
Kayan: (Pls don’t dirty that rubber nug)
Andruil: Cy lmao
Ashara: (CY)
Kayan: (HOBO BB)
The Maker (GM): HORACIO vs BOGART
Kayan: (AWWYISS)
Ashara: F-fine, I’ll be back. ♦takes the nug and drags Nazares with her to the baths♦
Kayan: (Don’t let Rellia follow)
(She’s all alone na)
(Wawa)
Ashara: (she’s too entranced by the mud wrastling)
Rellia: ♦feeds Grace a flower♦
Ashara: (and grace is there xD; )
Kayan: (Thankyouuu Grace uwu)
Andruil: Grace loves Rellia u w u
Kayan: (OMG)
Bogart Bearbreaker: So…you are to be my opponent….
Kayan: (HOO HAH)
(OMG BOGART)
Ashara: (OMG BOGART THEME HAHAHldfghksd IM LAUGHING)
Kayan: (SO SERIOUS)
Andruil: SO READY FOR THIS
Horacio: ♦sweats profusely under the sun♦ Uhh…i guess?
Kayan: (MEANWHILE HORACIO)
Fen’Harel: ANO BUH HORACIO
dfhdflghk HAHAHHA
Kayan: (Horacio: ♦Scratches rolls♦)
Bogart Bearbreaker: ♦rips his clothes off and gets into a battle stance♦ SPIRITS, GUIDE ME!
Kayan: (Horacio: ♦Then eats the muck from it♦ Let’s, uhhhh, start.)
(OMGJ DKJSLFJSKLFJ)
Horacio: ♦scratches butt♦
Kayan: (IF ONLY JUSTICE WAS STILL WITH HIM)
Dirthamen: Omggg
Horacio: rolling 3d6 + 9
(
5
+
1
+
3
)
9
= 18
Kayan: ♦Sidles next to Jerome♦ Do you think Justice is still with him?
Horacio: (ay mali)
Andruil: Shet
Horacio: rolling 4d6 + 9
(
1
+
2
+
3
+
5
)9
= 20
Fen’Harel: (LMAOOOO)
Kayan: (Lelno)
Fen’Harel: (GO BOGART)
Bogart Bearbreaker: rolling 4d6 + 11
(
6
+
1
+
3
+
5
)
11
= 26
Kayan: (OMG)
Dirthamen: WAO
Fen’Harel: (OMG YES)
Kayan: (THIS IS HIS THEME. HE HAS TO WIN)
Andruil: YESSSSS
The Maker (GM): Horacio runs at Bogart and attempts to sit on him, but Bogart grabs him and lifts Horacio high in the air.
Andruil: WOW
Fen’Harel: im just imagining super manly and dramatic mud wrestling
Bogart Bearbreaker: YOU SHALL BE BROKEN BY BOGART BEARBREAKER!!!!
Fen’Harel: WAO
Dirthamen: WAO
GO BOGART
Horacio: ♦flails♦
Andruil: 10/10 best match…
Dirthamen: I like this song…
Bogart Bearbreaker: ♦tosses Horacio on the ground, a slight tremor rocking the arena♦
Kayan: ……ಠ_ಠ
Dirthamen: BEST MATCH EVER
Horacio: rolling 4d6 + 9
(
2
+
6
+
1
+
3
)9
= 21
Fen’Harel: wao that’s a lot of weight. bogart so strong
Bogart Bearbreaker: rolling 4d6 + 11
(
1
+
6
+
4
+
3
)
11
= 25
Kayan: (I imagine him lifting Horacio with just one hand)
Fen’Harel: (HINDI NAMAN)
Dirthamen: GO BOGART
Bogart Bearbreaker: ♦rushes at Horacio who tries to slam his belly into Horacio’s face, but he easily rams into Horacio and the two of them fall into the mud♦
Kayan: (HOO HAH)
Andruil: Horacio too heavy
Horacio: rolling 4d6 + 9
(
2
+
5
+
6
+
4
)9
= 26
Bogart Bearbreaker: rolling 4d6 + 11
(
1
+
3
+
3
+
1
)
11
= 19
Kayan: (OOOOOOH)
Andruil: WYT
Kayan: (The tides have turned)
Fen’Harel: (WAO SIT ON HIM)
epic
Dirthamen: OMG
Kayan: (BEST MATCH EVER)
(THE STRUGGLE IS REAL)
The Maker (GM): Horacio manages to turn the tables on Bogart, sitting on him with his fat ass.
Andruil: ♦Eats popcorn♦
Bogart Bearbreaker: rolling 4d6 + 11
(
2
+
5
+
6
+
3
)11
= 27
Fen’Harel: omg
Horacio: rolling 4d6 + 9
(
1
+
5
+
6
+
2
)
9
= 23
Kayan: (Mmm. That butt smell)
Fen’Harel: wao GO BOGART
Andruil: GO BOGAAAART
Dirthamen: BOGART!!!!
Kayan: ANYONE 8D 8D
Bogart Bearbreaker: Bogart rolls out of the way, using the slipery mud to his advantage, his massive pecs shimmering, and body slams Horacio, finally pinning him♦
Kayan: (OOPS)
Andraste: Ignore that pls
Bogart Bearbreaker: I AM VICTORIOUS!
Andruil: I love this battle 8D
Andraste: BOGARTTTT
Palomira: That was…really dramatic.
Kayan: (Hoo-hah!)
Isidore: I know…beautiful….
Dirthamen: AMAZING
HOO-HAH
Granuaile: ♦returns, limping a bit♦ W-What did I miss?!
Kayan: (Did Manli v. Max go na???)
Fen’Harel: best battle
WAO GRAN LIMPING
Kayan: (I want to see Manli v. Bogart)
The Maker (GM): Manli vs Max now
Kayan: (HAHAHA)
Granuaile: ( ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°))
Kayan: ♦Eyes sparkles from the match♦ You missed the best match ever, Gran…
Dirthamen: This should be epic too ….
Kayan: It was surprisingly very intense.
Vesperus: This is going to be interesting…♦Fia winks at him♦ N-Not that I care.
Kayan: ♦Notices her limping♦ But…Are you ok, Gran? You seem…crippled, if that’s the best term to use?
Fen’Harel: VES SO TSUN
Kayan: (You tsundere)
(Don’t be like Isidore)
(Tsundere club)
Fen’Harel: crippled is the wrong term. crippled is when u cant use ur limbs na… AUGGY
Fia: (Ashara is also tsun BFFs.)
Granuaile: Noooo…. ♦frowns♦ Oh well… ♦smacks Azeri♦ See, I told you we— ♦faces Kayan♦ I’m alright. Haha…
Fen’Harel: ashara isnt as nearly as tsun as ves lel
Azeri: sorry…i got…carried away…
Kayan: ♦Smiles♦ Don’t worry about it, you two. I’m sure you had more fun together than the people here who watched it. ♦Pats Gran on the back♦
Fia: Wow, that Manlietta is huge tho. WOOO, LETS SEE SOME SQUIRMING IN THE MUD!
Kayan: (yet Auggy manages to outrun Kayan and Ashara…)
Manlietta: I WILL CRUSH YOU, PUNY TEMPLAR!!!!
Kayan: (MANLIIIII)
Maximian: Err…yeah….[Why did I agree to this?!]
Granuaile: Haha… But I missed the fight… ♦sits down next to Elliott with Azeri and fixes his hair♦
Kayan: (M & M battle)
Granuaile: (I’m so ready for this battle 8D )
Kayan: (Wawa Elliot. )
Dirthamen: GO MAX
Manlietta: rolling 4d6 + 11
(
4
+
3
+
1
+
6
)11
= 25
Kayan: ♦Raises fist♦ GO BODACIOUS BRONTO. GIVE IT YOUR ALL.
Maximian: rolling 4d6 + 9
(
1
+
4
+
1
+
2
)
9
= 17
Fen’Harel: (wao MANLI)
Kayan: (MANLIIIIIII)
Granuaile: (welp)
Kayan: (AWW YISSSS)
Fen’Harel: she’s scary
The Maker (GM): lmao dat roll so turrible
Kayan: (MANLI v. BOGART PLS)
Dirthamen: MAX
Kayan: (Wao. Manli and Bogart have the same con)
Granuaile: Wow the big girl is so good!!!
The Maker (GM): I FORGOT. Manli’s should be 13 pala
Fen’Harel: WAO SHET
The Maker (GM): Stamina pa
Fen’Harel: SCARY
Kayan: ♦Nods♦ She’s better than good.
Granuaile: (DAFUQ)
Fen’Harel: she was holding back LMAO
Kayan: (OMG)
Fen’Harel: IM SCARED
Kayan: (SHE WAS GOING EASY)
Fen’Harel: she gon’ be champion
Kayan: ♦Smirks♦ She’s being easy on him.
(♦going)
The Maker (GM): Manlietta and Maximian charge at each other, but Manlietta easily grabs him and tosses him in the air, then catches him and slams him onto her knee.
Granuaile: (OUCH)
Dirthamen: O_O
Manlietta: FEAR THE MIGHT OF MANLIETTA!!!!!
Kayan: (OMGGGGG MAXX U OK)
Dirthamen: MAX NOOO
Kayan: ♦Cringes♦ Ouch, but YOU GO BODACIOUS BRONTO.
Granuaile: (Ves would be secretly worried…)
Vesperus: ♦scowls♦
Kayan: (Ves pls)
Fen’Harel: omg max will need a healer after this
Kayan: (Or else he’ll be like Auggy >u>;;)
Dirthamen: Poor Max
Kayan: (Patayyy)
Fia: You should go comfort him after, Ves.
Kayan: (Take a sexy bathe)
Granuaile: ( ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) )
Vesperus: UGH. Mud wrestling is fucking disgusting. I remember the last time I watched mud wrestling with my beautiful Svana…♦nearly gags remembering Finnie♦
Kayan: (Omg. Horacio should do sexy bathing after Manli wins…Then again, they’re not together yet)
Manlietta: rolling 4d6 + `3
(
3
+
1
+
6
+
3
)
= 13
(ay mali)
Kayan: (Ves pls! You have Max na)
Granuaile: (wut lel)
Manlietta: rolling 4d6 + 13
(
2
+
5
+
5
+
1
)13
= 26
Maximian: rolling 4d6 + 9
(
1
+
4
+
3
+
6
)
9
= 23
(utried)
Fen’Harel: (wao max u tried)
Kayan: (Yuh. Patay)
(Go get your prize: Sexy bath)
Granuaile: ( ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) sexy bath pls)
The Maker (GM): (no talaos vs max lel)
Kayan: (That’s the prize for losers, so win win)
Granuaile: ( NUUUU)
Kayan: (I forgot about Talaos o3o)
(But Manli v. Bogart?! I hope so)
Granuaile: (PERF)
(kasi wawa kayan/..)
Kayan: (Manli has higher con than Bogart)
The Maker (GM): Just as Maximian is getting up, Manlietta body slams him, pinning him under her glistening pec-breasts, winning the match.
Kayan: (Ooooooolalala~)
Maximian: Maker’s balls, you’re stronger than any qunari I’ve face…
Fen’Harel: (manli is wearing a bra tho. glistening pec cleavage LMAO)
LMAO YUH
Manlietta: THIS IS THE MIGHT OF MANLIETTA! COWER BEFORE ME!!!
Fen’Harel: SCARY
Manli needs her own theme
Kayan: ♦Runs up to Manli. Jumps and hugs her♦ I know you could do it!
(Oo nga!)
Dirthamen: Poor Max
Kayan: (♦knew)
Maximian: Sure, good match…♦gets out of the mud and scowls at Talaos who is laughing at him♦
Granuaile: ♦whispers to Elliott♦ I wish you could see this….
Dirthamen: Throw mud!!!
Kayan: (Oo nga. He can only smell the mud. Poor bb)
Granuaile: (wawa elliott…)
Kayan: (Talaos will get dirty anyway. Gooo Max)
Vesperus: Did you break anything?! Can’t have you dying so easily…I still need you as a human meat shield. ♦picks his nose and wipes it on Talaos♦
Kayan: (TSUNDERE)
Fen’Harel: ves ano buh
also lel talaos
Kayan: (Don’t be like tsundere Kayan)
Dirthamen: Ves hahahaha
Talaos: You tried, Max. I’ll be sure to do what you didn’t and beat that Ogre of a woman.
Kayan: (Accept the lumberjack into ur heart UuU)
(ROOOOD)
Granuaile: (SO ROOD)
Kayan: ♦Scowls and gives the middle finger to Talaos♦
Dirthamen: Wao
Maximian: Shut your face, bastard. ♦ignores Talaos♦ I’m fine, Ves. I just need to rest.
Kayan: ♦Whispers to Manli♦ If he wins this round, make sure to crush that man good.
Vesperus: No more mud wrestling for you. Try not to get crushed, Talaos. ♦cackles♦
Manlietta: I WILL CRUSH ANYONE BEFORE ME
Granuaile: (MANLI XD )
Manlietta: But there is one I wish to face………….♦eyes Bogart♦
Kayan: ♦Smiles♦ 8’>
Granuaile: (YESSSSSSS)
Bogart Bearbreaker: ♦eyes Manlietta♦
Kayan: Pfft, I know you’ll beat Bogart easily.
Granuaile: (YAAAAAS bogart v manli)
Fen’Harel: MANLI V BOGART ULTIMATE BATTLE. mamaya pa xD;
Kayan: (MOST EPIC MATCH EVER)
Manlietta: WE SHALL MEET ON THE BATTLEFIELD YET, AVVAR!
Bogart Bearbreaker: WE SHALL, WARRIOR, WOMAN.
Kayan: (Wow. So perfect for each other. They’re both dramatic)
The Maker (GM): Talaos vs Marjani na
Fen’Harel: wao i sense the beginning of a beautiful frandship
Marjani: (HOLYSHIT, MARJANI’S CON is 0 PALA)
rolling 4d6 + 2
(
2
+
4
+
4
+
6
)2
= 18
Granuaile: (maker……)
Fen’Harel: (OTL)
Talaos: rolling 4d6 + 12
(
1
+
2
+
2
+
4
)
12
= 21
Kayan: (Marjani… ;A;)
(WHUT 12)
(HOW)
Granuaile: (…….)
Kayan: (If only Bea was here to witness this)
The Maker (GM): (!0 + 2 for Stamina. He’s a Guardian kasi. XD )
Granuaile: (Oonga…)
(From Kayan): Wait. Ate made a good point. Why is Marjani’s con so slow if she’s a warrior?
(To Kayan): I wanted to change up the NPC stats a bit, so when made her, I did the Dex high instead so she can easily dodge.
(To Kayan): I FORGOT
(From Kayan): But she’s a warrior. Marjani pls.
(To Kayan): Not really. Fenris would be like Marjani. High Dex, low Con.
The Maker (GM): Marjani rushes at Talaos but he easily blocks her, grabbing onto her horns and throwing her aside into the mud.
(From Kayan): Ahh, mkk. Aww, poor Marjani bb will lose. At least Manli can crush Talaos, if she’s going against him o3o
Kayan: (;A;)
Marjani: Ow, that hurt!
rolling 4d6 + 2
(
5
+
3
+
5
+
3
)2
= 18
Talaos: rolling 4d6 + 12
(
2
+
5
+
1
+
4
)
12
= 24
Granuaile: ( u
u )
The Maker (GM): I should’ve checked her stats muna. OTL
Kayan: (At least she could participate in the dex contests since it’s so high ;u;)
The Maker (GM): Talaos holds Marjani down in the mud, his hairy chest glistening, and wins the match.
Granuaile: (Bea: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°))
Kayan: (Beaaaaaaaaa)
Maximian: BOO
Kayan: (LEL)
Granuaile: (MAX)
Kayan: ♦Starts booing with Max♦ BOOOOOOO.
Marjani: No fair…♦just as she gets up she sees a massive dreadnaught pass by♦ Who..was that…
Granuaile: ♦tags along♦ BOO..!
(KALJANI)
Kayan: (HUHUHU IT BEGINS)
Granuaile: (KALJANIIIIIIIIII)
Kayan: (THANK MAKER)
The Maker (GM): The remaining contestants are Kayan, Evander, Blair, Manlietta, Bogart and Talaos.
Can we just do one roll na lang. This is taking too much time. DX
Granuaile: Go Kayan!
Kayan: ♦Runs around and tries to rally the crowd to boo at Talaos♦ Come on, boo with me! BOOOOO.
(Mhm)
The Maker (GM): Kayan roll 1d5 to see who you face
Kayan: (Lawd)
Granuaile: (good luck…)
Kayan: rolling 1d5
(
2
)
= 2
The Maker (GM): Kayan vs Blair
Kayan: (At least it’s not Bogart ot Manli..)
Granuaile: (Yuh…)
Evander: rolling 1d3
(
3
)
= 3
The Maker (GM): Evander vs Talaos SO MANLI vs BOGART
Granuaile: (Y E S)
Kayan: (AWW YISSSS)
Granuaile: ( Y E S S S S S S S)
The Maker (GM): I wanted them to be the final match tho
Kayan: (Me tooo)
The Maker (GM): It’s randomized anyway, so…KAYAN
Granuaile: (ay oo nga.)
Kayan: (Maybe we can let the winner of Kayan’s and Evander’s go first before the Manli and Bogart match)
Granuaile: Go Kayan!! Go Blair!!
Kayan: rolling 4d6 + 6
(
1
+
2
+
5
+
3
)6
= 17
Blair: rolling 4d6 + 9
(
4
+
6
+
1
+
1
)
9
= 21
Kayan: (Welp)
(Patay)
The Maker (GM): Kayan is thrown to the mud and pinned down by Blair.
Kayan: ♦Struggles♦
The Maker (GM): you lost na. XD
Kayan: (I kno)
(He’s just squirming around ;u;)
(Like a sad maggot)
Granuaile: (now go take a sexy bath )
Blair: You’re not that hurt are you?
Kayan: ♦Weakly gets up♦ Haha, no, I-I’m fine. ♦Pained smile♦
Blair: Are you sure?
Jerome: Kayan! It is alright, Seeker, i will see to Kayan’s injuries.
Kayan: ♦Nods♦ Don’t worry about me. ♦Weakly pats her back♦ You done well, Blair.
Vita: ♦eating a chocolate bar♦ You won one match, at least, Kayan!
Blair: ♦grunts♦ I feel filthy, but thank you.
Kayan: Yup. I’m surprised that I even made it this far.
The Maker (GM): Evander vs Talaos na
Granuaile: Go Evander!!!!
Kayan: Good luck on the other rounds! ♦Goes with Jerome♦
Evander: rolling 4d6 + 8
(
5
+
1
+
3
+
6
)8
= 23
Talaos: rolling 4d6 + 12
(
6
+
3
+
1
+
6
)
12
= 28
Granuaile: ( 8C )
The Maker (GM): Wawa Evander. 8(
Kayan: (Noooooooooo)
Granuaile: BOOOO!!
Maximian: BOO!!
Kayan: ♦Boos Talaos as he leaves♦
Talaos: Don’t be bitter just because you lost. ♦smirks♦
Evander: Owie…Isidore, I lost. 8(
Granuaile: (baby…..)
Evander: ♦spits out chest hair♦
Granuaile: (YAK)
Kayan: (Ewwwwww D8)
(Bea would like that tho >u>;;)
Isidore: ♦inches away from the clump of oyaji hair♦ Let’s get you cleaned up then I will but you a caramel apple, rlgiht?
Evander: Yay!
Granuaile: (AWWWW)
Kayan: (How sweet UuU)
Granuaile: You two are so cute.
The Maker (GM): Blair vs Talaos before Bogart vs Manli?XD
Kayan: (YES PLS)
Granuaile: (Blair vs talaos)
The Maker (GM): also what happen to the other 2
Kayan: (Ate tulog na)
(Don’t know about Carissa)
Granuaile: (Lukeyy)
Blair: ♦glares at Talaos♦ This is for Trisa.
Granuaile: GO BLAIR! BEAT HIM UP!
Kayan: (Blair Bear o3o)
(Pls beat Talaos…)
Talaos: ♦frowns♦ lets get this over with, Seeker.
Blair: rolling 4d6 + 9
(
1
+
2
+
5
+
2
)+9
= 19
(NUUOOOOHHH BABA)
Kayan: (.
__________________________________________.)
Granuaile: (nuooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhh)
Kayan: (NO. Don’t want Talaos as champion D8 D8)
Granuaile: (NO TO TALAOS)
Talaos: rolling 4d6 + 12
(
6
+
6
+
1
+
5
)12
= 30
Granuaile: ( ♦RALLIES♦ )
Kayan: (HOLY)
Talaos: (HOLYSHOT)
Granuaile: BOO!
BOOO!!!
Kayan: (YUH. BOO HIM SOME MORE GRAN)
Andraste: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
Maximian: BOO! I bet that bastard cheated!
Andraste: ♦Smites Talaos♦
Granuaile: Yeah what he said!!
Blair: ♦glares at Talaos as she gets up from the mud♦
Kayan: (Wow. Not much people like Talaos)
Talaos: Can’t help if I’m that strong. ♦smirks at Max♦
Kayan: (Talaos pls)
(Hoy, take a shower na Max!)
Granuaile: (Kayan is booing from a distance)
The Maker (GM): (Max wants to see Talaos get crushed by Manli lel)
Kayan: (Lel. He would do that)
Granuaile: (H E R E W E G O )
Kayan: (I’ll wake up Ate)
The Maker (GM): Manlietta’s hair billows in the wind as she and Bogart glare at each other across the mud.
Fen’Harel: omg
Bogart Bearbreaker: Warrior Woman, it is time to test your mettle.
Granuaile: (BEAUTIFUL)
Manlietta: ♦cracks knuckles♦ GIVE ME A GOOD FIGHT, AVVAR!
Kayan: (So intense ♦Eyes sparkles♦)
The Maker (GM): Manlietta charges at Bogart and they punch each other at the same time, the mud rippling from the force beneath them.
Granuaile: ♦accidentally crushes flowers from the intense match♦ O 3 O
Fen’Harel: pmggg so manry
Bogart Bearbreaker: SPIRITS, GUIDE ME!!!!
Fen’Harel: ♦o
Manlietta: COWER BEFORE MY MIGHT!!!
Bogart Bearbreaker: rolling 4d6 + 9
(
6
+
5
+
2
+
1
)
9
= 23
Kayan: (AY! His con is 9 pala!)
Manlietta: rolling 4d6 + 13
(
1
+
4
+
4
+
5
)13
= 27
Kayan: (MANLIIIII QuQ)
The Maker (GM): Bogart and Manlietta attempt to lift each other, but it is Manlietta who gets to lift Bogart first, slapping his spine on her knee. she then grabs him by the neck and throws him to the ground.
Manlietta: rolling 4d6 + 13
(
6
+
5
+
6
+
2
)
13
= 32
Kayan: (So strong - HOLY)
Bogart Bearbreaker: (HOLYSHIT)
rolling 4d6 + 9
(
3
+
4
+
3
+
3
)9
= 22
Granuaile: O A O
Bogart Bearbreaker: (WAO 10 pts DIFFERENCE)
The Maker (GM): Bogart attempts to get up, his meaty fist connecting with Manlietta’s jaw, but she lunges at him, roaring as she shove shim deeper into the mud.
Manlietta: RRRAAARRRGGHHHHH—!!!!
Kayan: (SO SCURRY)
Granuaile: [By the Dread Wolf, I would never want to get on her bad side…]
The Maker (GM): Bogart struggles to break her grip but Manlietta keeps him down for the count and wins the match.
Kayan: (It’s ok. Kayan got you covered Gran ouo)
Granuaile: (Kayan uwu)
Manlietta: IT LOOKS LIKE I AM THE SUPERIOR COMBATANT, BOGART BEARBREAKER!
Kayan: (That’s why Lukey isn’t dead, huhu)
(I’m seriously scared for the Talaos v. Manli tho)
Granuaile: (beat talaos up to a pulp pls)
Kayan: (His con is so high tho! Manli, I berieve in you ;A;)
Bogart Bearbreaker: ♦rises from the mud, the sun glinting off the mud dripping down his rock-like abs♦ Yes, you are a worthy opponent. Even the spirits respect you, Manlietta of Carastes.
Kayan: (Wowwwwww OuO)
Granuaile: (damn..)
The Maker (GM): The sun glistens against their skin as they shake hands.
Kayan: (That respect)
(Best)
Granuaile: B—Beautiful… ♦single tear♦
Horacio: Manlietta still likes me, right?
Kayan: (Gran >u<)><)>< JACLYN… )
Vesperus: What the fuck is going on— ♦is taken off guard by Auggy kissing him♦
Kayan: (Auggy is so thirsty. He even has vomits on him. Nasteh)
Ashara: (SO IS THERE VOM NA)
Maximian: ♦punches Augustin♦ What in the Maker’s balls?!
Granuaile: (Q____Q…. Ok…..)
Augustin: ♦falls from the punch and lands on Kayan’s vomit♦
Kayan: (Yay 8D)
The Maker (GM): KADIRI
Vesperus: Bleugh. It tastes like cheese and desperation!
Granuaile: (DESPERATION)
Kayan: ♦Pinches nose♦ Yuck! Go take a bath with the horses, you “plebian”.
♦Throws Roquefort cheese at him and laughs♦
Ashara: (i mean it’s up to gran naman but if she does it she’ll have to rlly apologize to azeri and not use inebriation as an excuse. huhuhu azeri bb)
Granuaile: (I’ll save my other plans for Elliott… u w u)
Ashara: (DESPARATION LMAO)
Augustin: ♦KO’d♦ x____x
Kayan: (Desperation and cheese. Best)
♦Waggles eyebrows at Fia 8D♦ Fiaaaaa, this is the perfect time…to strip off his clothes, hehe.
Fia: Now when he’s covered in vomit.
Kayan, you’re gross.
Kayan: ♦Shrugs and picks his nose♦
Elliott: Alright…may I try?
Granuaile: (We shall see what Gran does 8D; she might even get sobered up…)
♦pops back in the room♦ what’s happening!
Elliott: rolling 1d28
(
12
)
= 12
Kayan: (Gran?)
Granuaile: (Gran is 10.)
Elliott: (ISIDORE)
Kayan: (Waooo)
Granuaile: (YES)
Ashara: (… dats kind of hot)
Granuaile: (FAMIRY)
(I APPROVE)
Elliott…?
Isidore: It is me. ♦stands and stands near Elliott♦ Are you certain you want this? After that…creature…
Kayan: (Wawa Elliot….)
(Nasteh Bash)
Fia: FOLLOW THE RULES, YOU TWO.
Granuaile: Elliott and Isidore?! ♦nose bleeds♦
Ashara: (PARANG ANIME LEL)
Kayan: (Like an animu!)
Granuaile: (MUH BBS)
Elliott: ♦chuckles♦ You heard the woman…I’m fine.
Isidore: Well then…♦cups his cheek as they make out♦
Granuaile: ♦eyes widen in excitement♦
Kayan: (Waoo)
Evander: 8(
Kayan: (AWW BB)
Granuaile: ♦hugs Evander♦
Evander: I want to spin the bottle too!
Kayan: (AWW)
(Pls land on Isidorea)
Evander: ♦looks forlorn as he spins♦
rolling 1d28
(
22
)
= 22
Kayan: (……..)
Granuaile: (O 3 o?)
Evander: (Salvadore, lel….)
Kayan: (I KNEW IT)
(I just guessed o3o)
Salvadore: (. ͡^ ͜ʖ ͡^) … hm?
Kayan: (get jelly Isidore!)
Evander: Looks like we have to kiss, Prince Salvadore!
Granuaile: (Ooohhhhh)
♦moves away from Evander♦ Enjoy..?
Salvadore: Very well. ♦walks over to Evander and puts a hand around his waist. He dips him down and kisses him passionately♦
Isidore: ♦turns around and sees Evander shut his eyes and lean over towards Salvadore♦ Wait, Evander— WHAT.
Kayan: (SMOOTH)
The Maker (GM): WAO SALVADORE
Salvadore: ♦after what seems like an eternity, Salvadore pulls away from him♦ (. ͡^ ͜ʖ ͡^) And that’s how we do it in Antiva~
Granuaile: (HAWT…)
Kayan: (Bravo Prince Salvadore)
Evander: (HAHAHA SALVADORE)
Kayan: (♦Claps♦)
Evander: Prince Salvadore…you taste like ♦sticks tongue out♦ honey and brandy. that was nice! We should try that too, Isidore.
Granuaile: (Is Kayan KO’d?)
YES
Kayan: (Nah. He’s just watching…Picking his nose prob)
Granuaile: ♦coughs♦
Salvadore: (are evandore together na?!)
Kayan: ♦Waggles eyebrows♦ Why don’t you try it now, Evander? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Isidore: I…that’s something you do with someone you like a lot…err, normally.
Granuaile: Don’t you both?
Salvadore: (. ͡^ ͜ʖ ͡^) No brandy, I’m afraid. I don’t drink. But the honey was accurate~ Impressive. ♦sits back down♦
Kayan: ♦Whines♦ Stop playing hard to get, Isidore. Kiss him already!
♦Hiccups♦
Evander: I like you a lot, Isidore! You’re smart and nice to me! It’s rare for the two to happen in one person.
Granuaile: ♦puts both Evander and Isidore together♦ do it!
Isidore: I…suppose…I like you too. In a manner of speaking…
Kayan: ♦Holds Jerome’s hand♦ Finally, these two… ♦Sheds tear♦ 8)
Salvadore: (OMGGGG)
(THEY HAVE A THEME PA)
Kayan: (CUTE)
Granuaile: (WAIT I CANT HEAR IT)
(FUCK NO)
Salvadore: (YOU’RE SMART AND NICE TO ME ;____; WAAAH SO STRAIGHTFORWARD AND SWEET)
Kayan: (OO NGA. EVANDER IS SUCH A PRECIOUS BB)
Salvadore: (chels send the soundcloud link to her na lang later ; w;)
Evander: I know that you had a dark past where people lied and betrayed you all the time, Isidore. I promise I’m not like that at all. I can’t be smart, but I’ll be nice to you.
Granuaile: (PLEASE PLEASE I NEED IT IN MYH LIFE)
(IM CRYING INTERNALLY)
Kayan: (EVANDERRRRRRRRR.)
Salvadore: (HUHUHUHUHUHUHU OMGGGG)
Granuaile: (TEARS ARE FILLING MY EYES GUYS IM IN PUBLIC)
Kayan: (I NEED TO QUOTE THAT FORREST GUMP THING)
(I may not be smart, but I can still love. Something like that!)
Salvadore: (HUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHU EVANDER SO SWEET)
Granuaile: (TRYING NOT TO LET THE TEARS FALL)
Kayan: (LET THEM FALL MUAHAHAHA)
Granuaile: (IM IN PUBLIC HUHU)
Isidore: I…I know you;re not like that at all. But, you are far too nice for someone like me. ♦sad smile♦
Kayan: (ISIDOREEEEEE)
Granuaile: (SHET)
(JUST PLS OMG)
Evander: My grandma said that opposites attract…what you don’t have, I’ll have so we can work together. Like armor fitting in perfectly together.
Fen’Harel: AWWWW
Granuaile: (I OH NG GOD I CRY OMG )
Kayan: (I’M PATAY. PERFECT)
Fen’Harel: NOW KITH
Granuaile: (THIS IS SO BEAUTIFUL NOW KISS PLEASE AND MAKE LOVE MY DEAR OTP)
Kayan: (PRECIOUS BBS)
Salvadore: (make love in one of salvadore’s pleeeeenty guest bedrooms lelele)
Kayan: (KISSSSSSSSSSSSSSS)
(Some are already doing it right now! Dreamshara…)
Granuaile: (YEEEAAAASZZZ)
Salvadore: (they’re still there lmao)
Isidore: That is…rather poetic. You are not dumb, like others say. They just don’t know you like I do and from what I’ have learned…I realize that I like you a lot too, Evander. I’d be glad to be a set of armor with you. ♦they kiss♦
Granuaile: (AJDJAOKSSNKSSJSJJ)
(CRYINF)
(HALP IM IN PUBLIC)
Kayan: (SET OF ARMOR SDKLFJSKLFJKSFJSKLFJKSLFJLSFJSKL)
Salvadore: (OMGGGGG I’D BE GLAD TO BE A SET OF ARMOR WITH YOU)
Kayan: (THANKS ATE FOR MENTIONING THIS PAIR)
Granuaile: (A SET OF ARMOR)
Salvadore: (each couple has their own phrase ; u;)
(this is theirs)
Kayan: (PERFECTTTTTTTTT)
Fia: I told you this was a good idea. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Granuaile: I—-I’m so happy!!!!!!!!
Evander: Let’s go somewhere quiter for now. ♦they hold hands and walk off♦
Kayan: (CUTEEEEEE)
Salvadore: (. ͡^ ͜ʖ ͡^) Ah, I’m always glad to help in the name of love~
The Maker (GM): THANKS SALVADORE
Fen’Harel: LEL
Kayan: ♦Cries♦ T-they’re so beautiful.
Granuaile: ♦blushing♦ My babies… ♦sits next to Arellen?

Kayan: (Two more couples to go)
Arellen: I don’t want to try while ma vhenan is knocked out. Granuaile, you should try!
Azeri: ♦prays to Dirthamen♦
Kayan: (Sdjkdljfskdljfdksjfklsjkfj. Omg, I’m still processing that Evandore)
Granuaile: What? Me? Oh. Okay.
(What do I roll)
The Maker (GM): 1d28
Salvadore: (LMAO and evandore started out with me going: “u kno what would be cute. evandore” that one day)
Kayan: (♦Clenches heart♦ I FEELLLLL)
The Maker (GM): (JUST AS RANDOM AS DREAMSAHRA)
Salvadore: (thx for rolling with it LMAOOO)
Kayan: (Now Kaljani! THX CRACK GENERATOR)
Salvadore: (SATINALIA! A TIME FOR LUV)
Kayan: (So many couples starting ;u;)
(MHM)
Granuaile: rolling 1d28
(
6
)
= 6
(?)
Kayan: (Elliot?)
The Maker (GM): blair. XD
Granuaile: (?
??)
Kayan: (No. Azeri?—
(Waooo)
Granuaile: (Weird…)
Kayan: (You can do on the cheek lang)
Salvadore: (theyre frands naman uwu)
Kayan: (Tamsin: You never said where ♦Kisses Manli’s biceps♦)
Salvadore: (cheek lang nga. or somewhere idk)
Granuaile: ♦giggles♦
Salvadore: (LMAO)
Blair: ♦wiping Horacio’s blood off her knuckles♦
Salvadore: (WAWA HORACIO LMAO)
Granuaile: Blair, I have to kiss you!
(Ay nasabi na ba)
Blair: Huh? What? ♦goes rigid♦ I…err…but you and Azeri.
Granuaile: Just on the cheek. For being such a great friend. ♦smiles and kisses her on the cheek♦
Blair: ♦smiles back♦ I consider you a great friend as well. ♦awkwardly pats her head♦
Fia: Boring, too chaste.
Granuaile: Ir abelas~
The Maker (GM): Who hasn’t kisses yet…HMMM
Granuaile: (Azeri?)
Azeri: Not a shem…not a shem…
rolling 1d28
(
20
)
= 20
Salvadore: (SHEM PLS)
Granuaile: (SHEM
)
Salvadore: (SHEM PLS)
Granuaile: (PLS BE SHEM)
Kayan: (Sleepius?!)
(Oh wait, no.)
Granuaile: (PLEASE BE SHEM)
Salvadore: (dat not shem)
(SHEM)
Kayan: (Salvadore is 21 diba?)
Granuaile: (HAS TO be shem)
Azeri: (AY BOBO FORGOT TO REMOVE ROSALINDA)
Salvadore: (WAO LMAO)
Kayan: (ROSALINDAAAAAAA)
Granuaile: (ANO BA MAKER)
Salvadore: (ROSALINDAAAAAAA why u here)
Azeri: rolling 1d27
(
13
)
= 13
Granuaile: (That changes everything LEL)
Kayan: (OMG)
Salvadore: (SINO YAN)
Kayan: (JEROME)
Granuaile: (?!?!)
(SHEM?!)
Salvadore: (?!?!!)
Azeri: [A SHEM]
Salvadore: (OH SHIT WHICH ONE)
Granuaile: (YAYAYAYAAYYAAYAY)
(YEEEEEESSSS SSHEM dreams)
Azeri: (Bri’s right, it’s jerome)
Kayan: (JEROMEEEEE)
Salvadore: (FFFF YEEEEEEEESSSSSS)
Granuaile: (YESSSSS)
Salvadore: (YEEEEES)
Granuaile: (YAAA A A A A A A A AA BS SA S SASSS S SSS )
Jerome: Must I play this game?
Granuaile: ♦eyes widen♦
Kayan: ♦Clings to Jerome♦ Stay away! The only elf he’s kissing is me.
Salvadore: (YES U MUST)
Fia: YES
Granuaile: ♦tugs Kayan♦
Kayan: He already went!
♦Flails♦ Nooooooooooooooo!
Azeri: ♦nears Jerome like he’s the plague♦
Salvadore: (. ͡^ ͜ʖ ͡^) ♦eyes glint♦ You agreed to play by the rules when you sat at this table.
Granuaile: (HAHAHAHAH)
Go, fenorain! I’ll kiss you after!
Jerome: ♦leans up and kisses Azeri on the chin♦
Kayan: (Hahaha)
Azeri: AAAUGUGUGUGFHGUJDGHJ—!! IT BURNS!!! SHEM!!
Kayan: (DSJKLFJSKLFJLSJF)
(PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFT)
Granuaile: (…..AZERI)
Salvadore: ♦"accidentally" shoves Azeri so that he kisses Jerome on the mouth♦
(. ͡^ ͜ʖ ͡^)
Azeri: ♦flails on the ground♦
Kayan: ♦Scowls♦
Granuaile: (VERY GOOD)
(VERY GOOD SALVADORE)
Kayan: ♦D8♦
Azeri: SHEEEEMMM!!!!
Salvadore: (LMAOOOOO)
Azeri: (salvadore d best)
Ghaildhalas…♦crawls to her♦ Save me…
Granuaile: ♦reaches out to Azeri♦ Aawww, look at you!
Azeri: I need an elven touch…
Salvadore: (LMAOOOO)
Kayan: (Another sexy time?)
Salvadore: (just kiss him lmao xD or hug)
(poor jerome huhuhu)
Granuaile: ♦places Azeri’s head on her bosom♦ Shhh… ♦pets♦
Kayan: ♦Clings to Jerome♦ Jeromeeeeeee QAQ
Jerome: Tastes like elfroot.
Azeri: ♦clings to Gran and pouts♦
Fia: How about your friend, Regine, Salvadore? ♦waggles eyebrows♦
Kayan: I’m sorry you have to go through this, but but, I can take that taste out. Want chocolate instead? ♦Waggles eyebrows♦ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Granuaile: ♦kisses him on the forehead♦ You’re so cute… [Again……. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)]
Salvadore: (. ͡^ ͜ʖ ͡^) Regine, would you do the honors?
Regine: Alright. /r 1d27
rolling 1d27
(
1
)
= 1
Kayan: (You ok Regine)
Salvadore: (!!! WHO DAT)
Granuaile: (WAO)
Kayan: (Arellen?
)
Arellen: Oh, me?
Granuaile: (ARELLEN)
Salvadore: (but lukey k.o)
(he said he wouldnt if lukey K.O.)
Kayan: (Oo nga, but he sat on the table)
(Salvadore’s rules)
Granuaile: (Yeah…
Arellen: You are a very regal woman. ♦kisses her on the hand♦ Is that good enough?
Salvadore: (CRISIS AVERTED)
Kayan: (Wow. Such a gentleman)
Azeri: how could you, arellen…
Salvadore: (. ͡^ ͜ʖ ͡^) HOW DISAPPOINTING
Granuaile: ♦smacks Azeri♦ SHH
Talaos: I haven’t gone yet. ♦hopes he gets a young girl♦
Granuaile: (WER BEA)
Kayan: (YUCKKKK)
Salvadore: (omg talaos PLS)
The Maker (GM): I removed Ihrlie lel
Kayan: (VITA AND IHRLIE HIDEEE)
Granuaile: (YUCKKK NOT ME PKS)
Kayan: (DID U REMOVE VITA)
Salvadore: (EWWWW TALAOS AND HIS YOUNG GIRL FETISH. TAKBO VITA)
Granuaile: (TAKBO ALL YOUNG GIRLS)
Kayan: So, who’s next? ♦Ignores Talaos♦
Salvadore: (what if: max and talaos LMAO)
Talaos: (ves greatly approves)
Granuaile: (SHET)
Kayan: (HAHAHAHA Mmm that hate kiss)
Talaos: rolling 1d27
(
14
)
= 14
Granuaile: (?!)
Kayan: (…..Kal is not here)
Granuaile: (KAYAN?)
Talaos: (reroll Kal left to be cute)
Kayan: (Phew.)
Talaos: rolling 1d27
(
9
)
= 9
Kayan: (Gran?)
Granuaile: (?!)
(I’m 10)
Talaos: (evander gone rin)
Kayan: (Wow. So many re-rolls)
Talaos: rolling 1d27
(
21
)
= 21
Kayan: (Pls not Vita)
Salvadore: (21. (. ͡^ ͜ʖ ͡^) that’s a legal age)
Granuaile: (??!)
Kayan: (ATE)
(PLS)
Talaos: (It’s SALVADORE)
Kayan: (♦Sweats♦ -)
Granuaile: (LMAO)
Salvadore: (WAO SRSLY)
Kayan: (OH!)
Granuaile: (LALALALELELEL)
Kayan: (He’s been kissing so many people, haha)
Salvadore: (. ͡^ ͜ʖ ͡^) Oh, again?! This bottle seems to love me. Well, Talaos? Nothing we haven’t done before~
Talaos: ♦shrugs as he and Salvadore makes out♦
Vesperus: That’s hot/
Salvadore: ♦pats Talaos on the bum as they separate♦
Maximian: ♦disgusted noise♦
Salvadore: (LMAO MAX)
Granuaile: (Who hasn’t gone)
Kayan: (LMAO SALVADORE)
Granuaile: (SALVADORE OMG)
Kayan: (Palomira?)
Salvadore: (they probably did it once)
Kayan: (Most prob)
(That chest hair)
Granuaile: (Mhmm)
(Gross chest hair)
Salvadore: (salvadore pulled on Talaos’ sexy chest hair in the middle of sexytimes hahahah)
The Maker (GM): KADIRI
Kayan: (Bea: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) )
Granuaile: (IMAGery)
(YUCK)
Salvadore: (U SPELLED SEXY WRONG (. ͡^ ͜ʖ ͡^) )
Kayan: (Salvadore’s fingers brushed through his fine, fine hairy jungle)
Granuaile: (Who paaaaa)
(BRI)
The Maker (GM): The only ones left are…JEROME, Manlietta, Vita, oyajis, Dream Boy, SLEEPIUS, FIa and Palomira
Salvadore: (wao bri omg)
The Maker (GM): bea where u
Fen’Harel: dream boy is… busy
The Maker (GM): DAYA DREAM BOY
Kayan: (SLEEPIUS)
Fen’Harel: ASHARA TOO LMAO
The Maker (GM): Dream Boy is last
Kayan: (Not daya, bc he’s kissing more than the people doing spin the bottle ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) )
(NO)
Sleepius: ZZZ….my…turn….
Kayan: (GO AWAY SLEEP)
Salvadore: (LMAO BRI)
(omg SLEEP LMAO)
Sleepius: rolling 1d27
(
15
)
= 15
Granuaile: (SLEEP)
Kayan: (SDJIOFJSKLFJSDKLFJ)
Salvadore: (IS THAT KAYAN)
Kayan: (SDKJFJSDKFHKJDSJFKLSJFSDKLFJSKL)
DSKJFJSKLFJKLSJ
Granuaile: (KAYAN)
Kayan: JSDKLFJSKLJFKLSJF)
Salvadore: (IM LAUGHING)
Kayan: (WHYDLSKFLSFL:KFL:)
Sleepius: ( LOLD IRL)
Salvadore: (HAHAHAHHAHAHA)
Kayan: (STOP)
Salvadore: (FUCK)
Kayan: (SJKDFJSKLJFKLSJKFL)
Salvadore: (TAE LOTTERY)
(AHHAHAHAHAKJhfskjf,)
Kayan: (HE ALREADY HAD HAPPIUS)
Salvadore: (HAHAHAHAHAHA)
Sleepius: ♦drools♦ Theone Sneez liked…
Kayan: (DAYAAAA)
Salvadore: (HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHKSAHD)
Kayan: ♦Hides behind Jerome♦ JEROME. HELP.
Salvadore: (omg dorfs/kayan)
Sleepius: ♦sticks his tongue out♦ Come here, chocobutt…♦kisses Kayan and shoves his tongue down Kayan’s throst…then falls asleep♦
Kayan: ♦Covers face against Jerome’s back♦
Salvadore: (loling irl)
Kayan: (DJSKFJSKLFJKLS)
Salvadore: (EWWW HAHHA)
Vesperus: He always does that
Kayan: ♦Cries♦
Salvadore: (ALWAYS. ves pls)
Sleepius: ♦droops on Kayan’s crotch♦
Kayan: (SDJKLFJSKLF STAP)
Salvadore: (KAYAN IS STILL WEARING THE SKIMPY SMALLCLOTHES PA)
Kayan: (CAN I STAB HIM)
Salvadore: (SEXY)
Kayan: (OO NGA)
Salvadore: (. ͡^ ͜ʖ ͡^) ♦took away Kayan’s daggers♦
The Maker (GM): luv u salvadore
Jerome, Manlietta, Vita, oyajis, Dream Boy, Fia and Palomira
JEROME
Kayan: ♦Traumatized look♦ [Why do I always atttract the dwarfs?!]
Salvadore: ((. ͡^ ͜ʖ ͡^) And I love you too, Maker)
Jerome: rolling 1d28
(
3
)
= 3
Kayan: ♦Pushes Sleepius off, making him land on Auggy♦
Salvadore: (omg who dat)
Kayan: (Ashara?)
Jerome: (AUGGY GROCE)
Salvadore: (HAHAHAH WAWA)
Kayan: (HE’S KNOCKED OUT)
Salvadore: (oo nga)
Augustin: ♦gets up covered in vomit♦
Kayan: (AND HE HAS VOMIT)
Salvadore: (NOOOO
—)
Granuaile: (HE KO)
Salvadore: (KNOCK HIM OUT AGAIN)
Jerome: M-Must I…
Granuaile: ♦kicks Auggy♦
Kayan: ♦Leans on Jerome’s chest and cries♦ Jerome….
Augustin: ♦slips on the vomit and is KO’d♦
Salvadore: (THX GRAN ILU)
Granuaile: (WELP)
Kayan: (BLESS GRAN)
Fia: ROLL AGAIN!
Granuaile: ♦shrugs♦ oh he fainted?
Kayan: ♦Whimpers♦ I feel so violated.
Salvadore: (LELELELELE)
Jerome: rolling 1d27
(
16
)
= 16
Kayan: (SO CLOSE TO KAYAN)
Granuaile: (?!?!)
Jerome: Oh, Warden lucas.
Salvadore: (WAH NOT KAYAN HUHUHU WHO DAT)
Kayan: (AHA)
Salvadore: (OH. K.O.)
Granuaile: (HE KO)
Kayan: (RE-ROLL)
Jerome: ♦kisses Lukey on the head♦
Salvadore: (why does he get k.o. ppl lmao)
(AWWW)
Kayan: (PLS NO DORF)
Salvadore: (KYOT)
Kayan: (Cutieee)
Granuaile: (KNNA YAN)
Arellen: Thank you, he would appreciate that, were he not a lightweight. ♦laughs♦
Jerome: ♦sits down and consoles Kayan♦
Salvadore: (. ͡^ ͜ʖ ͡^) Booooring.
Granuaile: ♦nods in approval♦
Kayan: ♦Cries♦ Ughhh, my head hurts worse now. ♦Hiccups♦
The Maker (GM): Let’s just do it in this order: Manlietta, Vita, oyajis, Dream Boy, SLEEPIUS, Palomira, Fia
Ay, Dream Boy last
Kayan: (SLEEPIUS AGAIN)
Manlietta: WHO SHALL TASTE MY LIPS?!
rolling 1d27
(
26
)
= 26
Salvadore: (sleep went na)
(omg who dat)
Granuaile: (?
?)
Vita: that’s me!
Granuaile: (AWWW GAY FAM)
Salvadore: (omg vita is family uwu )
Kayan: (Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww)
Salvadore: (VITA SO MOE O-(-<)>
Vita: (BUTI TALAOS DIDNT GET VITA GROCE)
Kayan: (GROCE)
(Kayan would kill him)
(Even if he’s drunk)
Granuaile: (Oo nga!!)
Vita: My turn!
Salvadore: (talaos pls stay awae from bb vita)
Granuaile: (CAN SHE BOT GET TALAOS)
Kayan: (Lawdy. Pls get a family Vita)
Vita: rolling 1d27
(
17
)
= 17
Granuaile: (NOT TALAOS)
Kayan: (….?)
Granuaile: (WHO)
Salvadore: (dats too far from talaos. phew)
Vita: Manli-li again!
Granuaile: (YES)
Salvadore: (OMGGG uwu)
Kayan: (AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW)
Salvadore: (THIS IS SOCUTE)
Granuaile: (PHEW)
Kayan: (THIS GAY FAM)
(MEANT TO BE)
Salvadore: (SO CUTE AAAAHHHHH)
Granuaile: So….cute…
Vita: This time, I kiss you. ♦tiptoes to kiss Manlietta’s cheek♦
Salvadore: (I LOVE THEM)
Kayan: ♦Giggles♦ Such cuties. ♦Hiccups♦
Granuaile: (GAY FAM ; U ; )
Manlietta: ♦grins happily♦ I’ll CRUSH THE BALLS OF ANYONE WHO NEARS YOU. ♦eyes Talaos♦
Salvadore: (THE KAYANS)
Kayan: (YES MANLI BLESS)
Salvadore: (also LMAOOO she senses talaos’ thirst)
Granuaile: (TALAOS GO AWAE)
Talaos: [how cute…( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ]
Kayan: (EWWWWWWWWWW)
Granuaile: (NO)
Salvadore: (TALAOS PLS)
Granuaile: (N O)
Vita: ♦sits next to Manlietta and sideeyes Talaos who leers at her♦
Salvadore: (TALAOS PLS)
Kayan: ♦Notices Talaos watching Vita and tosses an empty bottle at him♦ Stop that, you creep!
Vesperus: alright, let’s get back to the hit make-out. My turn.
rolling 1d27
(
5
)
= 5
(BASHIUS LMAO)
Granuaile: (SHIT)
Kayan: (HAHAHAHAHA FEEL KAYAN’S PAIN)
Granuaile: (GAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH)
Salvadore: (LEL ves already slept with bash naman)
Vesperus: (its not groce to ves tho.)
Kayan: (Also, can I knock Talaos out with the bottle o3o)
(Oo nga)
Granuaile: (me also I want to hit Talaos)
Kayan: (Ves…….Pls rethink your life choices)
(I hit him with a bottle na kanina)
Bashius: O-Oh, it’s you…
Fen’Harel: NIGHTMARES
Granuaile: (Scurryyyy)
Kayan: (Bash doesn’t seem so excited…)
Vesperus: Smells like blood…that’s hot.
Kayan: (He is a blood mage, but still…)
Granuaile: (Omg……)
Bashius: ♦kicks the back of Ves’ legs so that they’re at eye level then shoves his tongue down Ves’ throat♦
Granuaile: (Ew….)
Kayan: (…………..)
(Absolutely. Disgusting.)
Fen’Harel: EW HUHUHUHUHUHU
Vesperus: [Taste like…blood…and…what is that? kinda like…pork…] ♦hisses when Bashius bites him♦ OW, OW, WHAT THE FUCK— ♦spits out blood♦
The Maker (GM): (I heard shems taste like pork…( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) )
Granuaile: (Eugh…..)
Kayan: (Bash…………)
(Muh nightmares)
Vesperus: what the fuck, he bit me!
Bashius: ♦vanishes into the shadows♦
Granuaile: ♦shudders♦
Kayan: ♦Shudders♦ Creepy….
Salvadore: (. ͡^ ͜ʖ ͡^) I thought you liked that, mi amigo.
Vesperus: Not when we’re not fucking. Now my alcohol will taste like blood.
Kayan: ♦Leans head on table and groans♦ I shouldn’t have drank too much…
(Ves pls rethink your choices)
Salvadore: You’re a blood mage. I’m sure you can think of something~ (. ͡^ ͜ʖ ͡^)
Vesperus: Hurr…I got nothing. ♦drinks alcohol while bleeding profusely♦
Anyway, it’s your turn. ♦points to Max♦
Maximian: rolling 1d27
(
11
)
= 11
The Maker (GM): HAPPIUS
LMAO
BAKIT
Kayan: (MATCHY MATCHY)
Granuaile: (DAFUQ)
Fen’Harel: OYAJIS AND THE DORFS
OMG MAX HAS
CARAMEL
SKIN
Kayan: (Happius and Bashius BFFs)
(TAKBUUUUU)
Salvadore: (fuq)
Kayan: (How did the bottle even land on him! He’s in the shadows OTL OTL)
Ugh, another dwarf…I’m not even going to watch anymore. ♦Rubs temples♦
Granuaile: (Dorfs whyyyyy…..)
Happius: Mmm…yess…..caramel skin….
Vesperus: ♦disappointed it’s not Talaos♦
Granuaile: ♦looks away and cuddles with Azeri♦
Kayan: (Someone is thirsty…)
Salvadore: (VES LOL)
Granuaile: (VES PLS)
Happius: I’ll make you…very happy, my caramel bear. ♦kisses Max who bitchslaps him aside before he can deepen it♦
Maximian: That’s enough. ♦sits down and washes the taste out with alcohol♦
Kayan: (Caramel bear ಠ_ಠ )
Sleepius: Zzzz….my….turn….
Granuaile: (Caramel bear……)
Sleepius: rolling 1d27
(
18
)
= 18
Kayan: (AGAIN)
(ANO BUH)
Granuaile: (AGAIN?
?)
Salvadore: (OMG WHO DAT)
Kayan: (MAX?)
Granuaile: (WHY SLEEP NANAMAN)
Salvadore: (IS IT)
(SLEEP ALREADY WENT)
(WAIT)
Granuaile: (He got two turns?)
Salvadore: (he got kayan na)
(sleep pls go)
Kayan: W-what do you mean, “my turn!?” You already went. Go back to the shadows, you filthy creature!
Granuaile: (Sleep no)
Nazares: ♦returns with Ashara♦ So, what is happening no— ♦gets kissed by Sleepius as he arrives♦
Salvadore: (WHYYYYYYYYYY)
Kayan: (PFFFFT)
Granuaile: (HAHA)
Ashara: ♦returns, clothes rumpled♦ WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?!
!
Sleepius: ♦gropes Dream Boy♦ ZZz…so….♦falls alseep♦
Kayan: Ashara! Burn him!
Nazares: ♦stares at Sleepius in horror♦
Granuaile: ♦not paying attention♦
Ashara: I’M GOING TO KILL YOU— ♦readies a fireball♦
Salvadore: (. ͡^ ͜ʖ ͡^) Ashara…
Kayan: (Don’t set the house on fire tho, huhu)
Ashara: … FINE. ♦kicks Sleepius’ prone form♦
♦kick♦
♦kick♦
♦kick♦
Fia: Now that you’re here, Dream Boy…your turn!
Ashara: IS HE DEAD?! HE’S NOT WAKING UP.
Kayan: ♦Scitters over Sleepius’s body♦ Can I go ahead and stab him already?
Ashara: ♦kick♦
♦kick♦
♦kick♦
Kayan: ♦Stabs the snoring Sleepius♦
Nazares: Must I…? ♦spits out beard hair♦
Ashara: (EWWW SLEEP)
Nazares: rolling 1d27
(
24
)
= 24
Kayan: (Nasteh….Hairy like Talaos)
Ashara: (WHO DAT)
Kayan: (Salvadore?)
(Also, can I srs kill Sleep?)
Ashara: (i actually agree w/ dorf massacre. fewer enemy dorfs in pt 3)
Kayan: (Mhm)
♦Keeps on stabbing♦
Talaos: It’s me. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Granuaile: (I’d help kill)
Ashara: (OMGGGG)
Kayan: (Talaossss)
Ashara: (kfjdsfsdkf)
(HAHAHAHAHAH)
Kayan: (Hello. Is it me you’re looking for.)
Ashara: (i actually approve (. ͡^ ͜ʖ ͡^))
Granuaile: (HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHH)
Ashara: (LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO)
Wait, what?!
… Hm… Okay, go.
Nazares: I still have beard hair in my mouth— ♦is shocked when Talaos grabs him and makes out with him♦
Granuaile: ♦hears stabbing sounds♦ ?? ♦goes to where it is and stabs Sleepius♦ What are we doing?
(GOHOHOHI)
Ashara: (LELELELELELELELE)
Maximian: ♦disgusted noise♦
Salvadore: (. ͡^ ͜ʖ ͡^) ♦admires Talaos’ skills♦ Very good.
Kayan: We’re putting him to sleep permanently, Gran.
Talaos: You’re welcome. ♦winks at Nazares♦
Salvadore: (WAWA SLEEP LMAO)
Granuaile: ♦blink blink♦ Oh, okay. ♦stabs Sleep in the head♦ Did that work?
Nazares: I…♦spits out chest hair♦
Ashara: (HOW CHEST HAIR)
(WAWA LMAO)
Granuaile: (HOW)
Sleepius: ♦deader than dead♦
Kayan: ♦Slaps Sleepius♦
Granuaile: I think I killed him. Azeri, I killed the durgen’len.
Ashara: (wao sleep died so crappily lmao O-(-<)>< sino pa. TALAOS LMAO)
Jerome: ♦holds Kayan’s hands♦ We need to…♦yawns♦ bring Manlietta and Vita to the rooms.
(Ves finally gets his wish and Max and Talaos make out)
Ashara: (ITS A SATINALIA MIRACLE)
The Maker (GM): ♦so sleepy, he doesn’t notice horacio as he steps on him♦ Manlieta? Please wake up.
dat was jerome
Kayan: ♦Clings to Jerome as his rubbery suit rubs against him♦ Of course. Cyrus and Ihrlie are probably asleep now.
(Vita sleeping on Manli ;u;)
Manlietta: HNNRRGH…my back aches…♦carries Vita♦ Let us get to proper beds, Comte Jerome and kayan. ♦the gay fam all yawn and leave together♦
Granuaile: ♦drags her Dalish fam to Azeri’s room♦
Kayan: (Meanwhile, Auggy and Horacio: x_____________x)
Granuaile: (And a corpse in the room guys)
Kayan: (So stanky)
The Maker (GM): The NEXT MORNING
Augustin: Where did…everyone go…? ♦rolls on the vomit♦
Kayan: (Next morning pa?! Huhuhu)
Ashara: (WAWA AUGGY)
Granuaile: (LEL)
Kayan: (Mmm. I am so pleased)
The Maker (GM): No, I want to end there lanf
XD
OR BETTER YET
Kayan: (Huh? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°))
Ashara: (someone probs cleaned away sleep’s body na)
(WOT)
Kayan: (Azeriiiii)
Azeri: ♦wakes up and feels someone spooning him♦ Ah, ghaildhalas— YOU. ♦tries to squrim but Arellen shifts♦
Ashara: (LOOOOOOOL)
Granuaile: ♦protecting Elliott from anyone (when bash) ♦ mmmmzzzzz
♦ehem
Azeri: ♦sees Lucas hugging him in his sleep, spooning him♦ [CREATORS, WHY HAVE YOU FORSAKEN ME?!?!]
Kayan: (This is out of lurve Azeri)
Granuaile: (PERFECT ENDING)
Ashara: (LOOOOOOOOOOOOOL)
The Maker (GM): THE END
Andraste: You elven heathens have done well..
Andruil: NOW LOVE EACH OTHER
Fen’Harel: azeri hahhahahahahahaha
The Maker (GM): Horlietta and gift giving tomorrow
Andraste: Blairmira?
The Maker (GM): AND BLAIRMIRA
Andruil: Yayyyyyy I’m ready
8am pls
The Maker (GM): YES.
8D;;;
Andraste: Lawdy. It’s 10 A.M. here
The Maker (GM): TULOG NA YOU 2
Ashara: (wao O-(-<)>< LMAO DEMMIT)
Elliott: Granuaile…♦reaches out to find her♦ Today is the second day of Satinalia? We should be giving gifts to our loved ones today.
Azeri: Gifts? what kind of materialistic shem tradition is this?
Ashara: Fiiiine. At least Rellia is happy. ♦pats Rellia on the head♦
Granuaile: ♦takes Elliott’s hands♦ G-Gifts? Oh. I think I’ve prepared some… I did hear about this. ♦giggles♦
Kayan: ♦Grabs Vita and Ihrlie by the arms♦
Aww, my girls look so lovely today!
♦Looks at Cy who’s uncomfortable in his itchy Orlesian clothes♦
Azeri: ♦sighs♦ Fine, I will find gifts to comply with this shem gift exchange.
Granuaile: ♦looks at Azeri and smiles♦ You better have something nice for the family!
Cyrus: ♦scratches his butt, the lacey Orlesian garments making him itch♦ [Why do Orlesians like suck itchy things? I miss the dark spikes…]
Ashara: (find gifts lmaoooo. i can just imagine. Azeri: Oh, a rock. Do shems like rocks? ♦shrug♦)
Granuaile: (HAHAHA)
Vita: (HE WOULD)
Kayan: (Azeri: I’ll just put a face on it. Stupid shems…)
Ashara: (LMAOOOO)
Vita: Kayan, you look nice today too! Better than that weird…thing…you wore yesterday.
Kayan: (Azeri: Stupid gifts for their stupid holiday. ♦Grumbles and mutters about elf supremacy♦)
Vita: (also where is ihrlie)
Kayan: (Oo nga)
Granuaile: (She said she’ll be here..)
Kayan: ♦Awkwardly chuckles♦
Oh, yes, that….
Let’s just forget about that, but thank you, darling. ♦Kisses her forehead♦
The Maker (GM): You all go your separate ways to collect your gifts and meet up with the people you care about.
LUKEY MUNA
Since Kari has to leave soonest
Andruil: (Yay fambam)
Kayan: (Mhm)
Lucas: (Thank you)
Ashara: (GO LUKEY uwu)
Lucas: ♦approaches Gran and Azeri♦ Uh, I haven’t done this in a while but here are your gifts from me ♦gives Gran a carved amulet of Dirthamen and Azeri a carved amulet of Falon’din♦
Andraste: Ayyy, naisu!
Lucas: Arellen helped me make these and I thought you might like this… ♦looks awkwardly♦
Granuaile: ♦blushes♦ Oh, Lulu! It’s beautiful!! ♦hugs him tight♦
Lucas: ♦Hugs back♦ I’m glad you like it Gran [Lulu?]
Azeri: ♦looks at the amulet of Falon’din, surprised, then back at Lucas♦ I…these are surprisingly accurate for a…shem…was this Arellen’s idea or yours?
Granuaile: (do I give narin my gift to Lukey?)
Lucas: ♦shrugs♦ It was mine. Without Arellen though, I could’ve never pulled it off
Azeri: How did you know which gods our vallaslin revered? ♦narrows eyes♦ You actually…studied it?
Lucas: ♦scratches head♦ Well yes. I wanted to know what Arellen’s vallaslin symbolized so I went looking for books
Ashara: (WAO lukey uwu also which are stat gifts from lukey)
Lucas: ♦shuffles awkwardly♦
Granuaile: (Is this the START of something NEW?)
Ashara: (maker didnt u say we’ll announce which gifts are stat gifts at the start para easy)
Azeri: (YESLPS you get 5 gifts which give the NPCs + stats)
Then my gift won’t be wasted on you. Here. ♦hands Lucas a MASSIVE tome♦
Lucas: ♦bulks under the weight♦ This is heavy. What is it?
Granuaile: ♦grinning at this interaction♦
Lucas: (buckles pala)
Azeri: A compilation of all the lore and stories and some of my…theories…about our People. If I must interact with you, I don’t want you to be clueless about how elves are be— ♦sees Gran watching♦ How are People are…
♦How OUR
Lucas: ♦looks surprised♦ Thank you Azeri. This… this is nice ♦looks at the first couple of pages♦ This is amazing! I can’t wait to read it
(at heart Lucas is forever a nerd)
Azeri: (Lukey, DAT CUNNING THO)
Ashara: (omg his manifesto is a TOME)
(azeri GRABE)
Granuaile: ♦excited holding her gift for Lukey♦
(Azeri BEST)
Lucas: (Wao, let me know na lang what changes hahaha)
Granuaile: ♦excitedly
Azeri: ♦looks surprised♦ You…you actually are excited. Well…maybe you are not as clueless as I pegged you. Anyway, ghaildhalas has something for you.
Kayan: (Tho, Lukey wasn’t really bright in Ihrlie’s temple, haha.)
(Aww)
Granuaile: (AZERI ACCEPT HIM)
Arellen: v
I think da’len is starting to like you…or tolerate you at least, vhenan.
Granuaile: Lulu! ♦giggles♦ I called you that when you were drunk and asleep. ♦hands Lukey a colorful woven bracelet and lavenders♦ Oh, and da’mi! ♦hands Arellen also a colorful woven bracelet with chrysanthemums♦ These are for the both of you! You get matching things!
Lucas: ♦laughs♦ Thank you Gran. It’s beautiful
(To Andruil): fack, what was arellen’s tern of endearment for gran?
(From Granuaile): UHW AIT emm’asha i think
(From Granuaile): it means… my girl lmao
Arellen: Thank you, emm’asha! Matching! ♦holds his wrist up next to Lucas’♦ And the flowers smell nice. What do they mean again? I usually stopped paying attention when The Keeper talked about herbalism…
Azeri: ♦sighs♦ That’s why you were never considered as First. The Keeper said I had…“public relation” problems. What could that have meant?
Arellen: ♦smiles at Azeri♦ I have no clue. [BELLIGERENT RACISM…] Anyway, the flowers!
Granuaile: For Lulu, it means admiration! And for you da’mi, it means love and joy. I love you both!
Ashara: (LMAO PUBLIC RELATION PROBLEMS)
Kayan: (BELLIGERENT RACISM)
Granuaile: (HEHEHEHEH LMAO)
Lucas: Aww thank you Gran. I shall treasure this
Arellen: I love you too! ♦hugs Gran♦
Lucas: ♦joins in the hug♦
Granuaile: ♦blushes and hugs Arellen and Lukey tight♦ You boys give the warmest hugs.
Lucas: ♦laughs♦ Thank you?
Azeri: ….fine….♦"hugs" them, his arms hovering in the air above Lucas♦
Lucas: Where is Elliot by the way? I have something to give him
Granuaile: (LMAO)
Ashara: (wao Azeri….)
Lucas: (HAHAHA)
Granuaile: He’s over there!
Kayan: (………That’s progress for Azeri at least?)
Elliott: I’m here, Warden Lucas. There are a lot of flowers here, probably Granuaile’s gifts, hm?
Lucas: (Acutally I’m surprised hahaha)
You’d be right. I also have a gift for you ♦hangs around his neck Enhanced Amulet of Constitution♦ I’m hoping this will help keep you safe
Granuaile: (AWWWWWWWWWW)
Lucas: (He’s blind kasi WAWA)
Ashara: (WAWA nga uwu aww)
Elliott: (Lukey feels guilty sendinf Elliott to fight Berezi lel)
Lucas: (Yes he does D: )
Kayan: (He would definitely need it, especially since Bash is watching him…)
Granuaile: (Omg Elliott is going to be all bling bling later…)
Kayan: (Aww yiss)
Elliott: (the others should give him rings naman. PIMPIN’)
Lucas: (sexy)
Kayan: (Someone should give him a golden blindfold, haha)
Granuaile: (but I’m not giving him a ring ;A; )
Kayan: (Swag)
Elliott: ♦feels the amulet♦ This is very intricate and useful. I can already feel the enchantment emanating through me. Thank you, Warden Lucas. I have something for you as well. ♦gives him an obsidian staff blade♦
Granuaile: (Sandal: ENCHANTMENT!)
Lucas: Thank you Elliot. This will be useful ♦hugs him♦
Arellen: Oh, useful, we can cut fruits open with this!
Granuaile: (ARELLEN)
Lucas: ♦stares at Arellen♦ …emma lath. It’s for a staff
Kayan: (Bananas)
Elliott: I actually meant it for cutting darkspawn but I suppose fruits work as well. ♦smiles and hugs Lucas back♦
Lucas: I think I’ll just use it for darkspawn
Arellen: you say that now, vhenan…but when we encounter a villanous apple, it will come in handy.
Granuaile: (pls………..)
Lucas: I….I suppose so
(btw, I’m allowed to give two more gifts right
)
Kayan: (Spoopy fruits)
Elliott: ♦laughs♦ I think Warden Arellen is just teasing you.
(yuuh)
Lucas: ♦mutters♦ He always does
Ashara: (total of 5 stat gifts to NPCs)
Granuaile: (yup)
Lucas: (Ok, next one then Arellen)
I have to go now. I’m going to look for Evander. See you all later yes?
Granuaile: ♦waves♦ See you in a bit.
Arellen: We’ll be here! I want to save my gift for the finale.
Lucas: ♦blushes as he walks away♦ Well… yes
♦goes looking for Evander♦
Evander: ♦sitting on a stone bench under a tree with Isidore♦ Warden Lucas! Good morning! Nice fruit cutter there on your staff!
Ashara: (LEL)
Lucas: It’s not a- ♦face palms♦ Never mind
Granuaile: (I love Evanderp.)
Lucas: I have something for you ♦gives an Enhanced Amulet of Strength♦ You’ve been a good friend to me and I just wanted to show my appreciation
♦nods at Isidore♦ I heard about you two. Congratulations
(I read the logs lel)
Kayan: (Evanderp OTL)
Granuaile: (evandore ; u ;)
Kayan: (Sweet babies)
Lucas: (he’s actually my next highest friendship at 40 so…)
(Evanderrrr)
Isidore: (HE IS?!)
Granuaile: (really??? Not even Blair?!)
Ashara: (WAO)
Lucas: (Blair is like 25)
(ay 35)
Granuaile: (Also have u updated the relationship statssss I’m 50 with Ves and I have + from Salvadore lmao….)
Lucas: (I’m basing it on what I’m reading here so…(
Kayan: (Close to Evander tho. He’s just a nice guy who gets along with anyone easily…as long as you’re not mean or don’t have nugs)
Isidore: Thank you. I must admit that it is still a surprise for me, but I am..happy now. ♦smiles at Evander who puts the amulet on♦
Kayan: (Awuwuwuwu UwU)
Evander: Ooh, shiny! Thanks, Warden Lucas!
Lucas: (HUHU)
Granuaile: (MUH 心)
Lucas: ♦laughs♦ You are very welcome Evander. Now you two enjoy yourselves. I have one more gift to give
The Maker (GM): Wait, did Lukey give to Gran?
Kayan: (The finale!)
Lucas: (Yuh)
(So 4 na diba?)
Granuaile: (Yeah)
The Maker (GM): PCs are not part of the 5. XD
Lucas: (AH)
The Maker (GM): You don’t HAVE to give 5 naman lel
5 is maximum
Kayan: (You can give a gift to Blair!)
Lucas: (Ok)
♦goes in search of Blair)
(So this makes 4 yes? Arellen is last eh)
Blair: ♦grunts♦ Warden Lucas.
Kayan: (Yes Carissa)
Lucas: Blair, there you are. I have something for you ♦gives Enhanced Amulet of Willpower♦ You’ve been a good friends and I wanted to show my thanks
(yay ok)
Ashara: (lukey doesnt have moar frands? give one more para our NPCs are prepared for part 3 ; w;)
Lucas: (For Arellen D: )
Blair: (Arellen is the 5th na. XD)
♦takes the amulet and nods in thanks♦ Thank you, Warden Lucas. This is a practical gift.
Ashara: (arellen is the 5th stat gift na? oki naisu)
Lucas: I figured you’d appreciate this more than trinkets or other things ♦smiles♦
Kayan: (Lukey: Azeri, Elliot, Evander, Blair, Arellen)
Ashara: (my headcanon is that lukey found all these amulets in weisshaupt or sth and just… took them…)
Blair: ♦grunts in affirmation♦ That’s very thoughtful fo you.
Lucas: (yeah he did bec he’s poor sorry)
Kayan: (It’s the thought that matters!)
Granuaile: (sneaky lukey)
Blair: (LUKEY PLS)
Kayan: (It’s for a good cause)
Lucas: (it’s from the supplies naman so…)
Blair: (Lukey only has 7 andris?!?!?!)
Lucas: Well, I’m glad. Now if you’ll excuse me, there’s someone I must find
(Yeah I was gone for most of part 2)
Granuaile: (Yeah, I gave him 5 pa..)
The Maker (GM): Oh yeah. Antiva = $$$$$$$$
Lucas: (Thank u)
Kayan: (They be loaded)
Lucas: ♦goes back to where Arellen is♦
The Maker (GM): Lucas returns to where Arellen, Granuaile and Azeri are, then the two wardens excuse themselves and walk outside.
Lucas: (THIS MUSIC)
Kayan: (Aww ;u;)
Granuaile: (AWWWWWWWWWWW)
Kayan: (PERF)
Granuaile: ( ♦readying buckets for tears♦ )
Lucas: Arellen… this is my gift to you ♦gently hands over a small black box♦
(From Kayan): This is the Wicther 3 song diba? So perfect ;u;
Ashara: (SWIGGITY SWOX WHATS IN THE BOX)
Kayan: (ATE PLS. They’re having their moment lmao)
Ashara: (o-okay ♦retreats to dark corner and prepares for feels♦)
Arellen: And mine for you. ♦hands over a small wooden box♦ You know, vhenan…we have been running and fighting for most of our time together…it is just now that we have time to breathe. The fight will never be over for us, but you and I have come so far and I don’t regret choosing to be with you until the very end. ♦opens the box and sees a silver ring with a sapphire, then laughs softly♦ What a coincidence, vhenan. ♦Lucas opens his box and sees a wooden ring with a carved symbol on it♦
Lucas: ♦laughs as he tears up♦ Great minds think alike. Oh Arellen, it’s beautiful. Do you know why I chose that ring for you?
Arellen: It does remind me of the wardens, but please, I would love to hear the reason from you.
Lucas: Not exactly. That stone… The sapphire is a symbol of wisdom and faith. You for being wise beyond your years and also for always having faith in me. But it also symbolizes sincerity. So for all of my remaining days, I promise to be faithful to you and to be sincere in my affection. I will love you all my days and I hope that this stone will bring you protection and remind you of me.
Arellen: (HUHUHUHU THOSE SOUND LIKE WEDDING VOWS, LUKEY LUKE)
Granuaile: (I—-I’m going to cry…..)
Lucas: (I REALLY THOUGHT OF THIS OK ;A; )
Kayan: (I-I CAN’T STOP SMILING)
Dirthamen: http://site.jewelbasket.com/yswimages/drbts72970-sap-ss.jpg
Granuaile: ( ♦a single tear has been shed…♦ )
(AWWW)
Ashara: (MURRIED Q uQ)
Kayan: (AYYY. PERFECT)
Arellen: Vhenan…that is…beautiful. I do not know what to say, other than your words are the most wonderful thing I have ever heard. ♦feels tears in his eyes, touched by Lucas’ words as Lucas puts the ring on his finger♦ As for my ring, this is the symbol I carved there for you is of June, the god that my vallaslin reprsent. It is so that you’ll remember me, not that you would need to, when I’m unforgettable and attached to your side. ♦smiles at Lucas♦ But also…because they said our People wandered the forests without purpose until June taught us how to craft and build. You remind me of that, vhenan. When we met, you gave my life more meaning. When I found you, I found purpose…and that purpose is to love you and make you happy, for the rest of my days and beyond that. ♦slips his ring on Lucas♦
Granuaile: (…let me just roll on the floor and cry)
Fen’Harel: O-(-< ROLLS LIKE KAMOTE………
Kayan: (THESE TWO WARDENS)
Azeri: (I’M…FEEELIIIINGGGG—!!)
Granuaile: (AZERI LAKSKF)
Kayan: (IT’S LIKE THEY’RE GETTING MARRIED QAQ)
Fen’Harel: theyre like an old married couple na tho. uwu the type who are really close and dont bicker huhuhu
Granuaile: (YUHH)
Kayan: (Oo nga. Such a healthy relationship. Most stable out of all 8’))
Azeri: (hard to believe it’s actually only been, like, a year, LMAO)
Fen’Harel: i saw two old people in their 80s hold hands in times square the other day. DATS LURELLEN
Azeri: (I guess they ARe like old people…since they’re both DYING of the Taint ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) )
Lucas: ♦laughs as he starts to cry♦ You also have a way with words do you not emma lath? Even that your people will not see this favorably, even knowing that as wardens we will be Called one day, I would always choose you ♦smiles at him♦ I have never regretted choosing you
Fen’Harel: (DEMMIT MAKER PLS. ;_; )
Lucas: (even if)
Kayan: (So beautiful. QuQ)
Fen’Harel: HUHHUHUUH ; u;
NERION WHO
Arellen: ♦cries as well as he places his hands on Lucas’ face♦ I have never regretted this as well. No matter how short the time we have together, because of The Calling, I will never choose anything else because this means that you will never go to a place where I cannot follow, because I cannot live without you…after all, you are ma vhenan. ♦places Lucas’ hand on her chest♦ My heart.
(NERION WHO DAT?!)
Granuaile: (HUHUHU I M CRIE HUHUHUHUHUHUUHUH)
The Maker (GM): Nerion has spiders up his butt tho, I don’t think he can be as cheesy as Arellen, lel
Kayan: (THESE TWO)
(SWEETEST CHEESE LURELLEN)
Lucas: ♦smiles as he cries some more♦ Same with me. We will make the most of the time we have left and then go together. You are my heart. You are my life ♦kisses♦
Arellen: ♦kisses Lucas back♦
(IDK WHAT TO SAY NA. QuQ LURELLEN PLS)
Kayan: (PERFECT)
Lucas: (HUHU MUH HEART)
Granuaile: (BOOTIFUL)
Azeri: I-I’m not crying…
Lucas: (Awww Azeri)
Kayan: (THAT WAS ONE OF THE MOST BEAUTIFUL CONVERSATIONS I HAVE EVER READ)
(I’M BEING LEGIT HERE)
Granuaile: D-Don’t cry, fenorain! W-Why are you crying…
Azeri: I just got something in my eye…
Fen’Harel: AZERI GOT THE FEELS
Azeri: (ADMIT IT, AZERI. You SHIP IT ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°))
Granuaile: ♦investigates his eyes♦ There’s nothing… just tears.
Fen’Harel: ADMIT IT AZERI. THAT SHEM IS A GOOD MATCH FOR SENPAI
Kayan: (YA FEELING IT YET AZERI?!)
Granuaile: (OO NGA. AZERI U KNO IT)
Azeri: Maybe…maybe that shem isn’t that bad. Maybe. A very big maybe. ♦wipes his eyes♦
Kayan: (UuU)
Dirthamen: Awww
Granuaile: (very good)
The Maker (GM): and then they had sex
Kayan: (This is absolutely perfect)
Dirthamen: HAHAHA
Granuaile: (AHAHAHAHHA)
Kayan: (Very well executed you two)
(LMAO)
Granuaile: (P E R F)
Kayan: (WOWWWW)
Dirthamen: I only warned her about the ring this morning
HAHAHAHAHAHA
Fen’Harel: LELELELELELELELE
Andruil: ♦sexy dances for Lurellen♦
The Maker (GM): OO NGA…Sara helped me with the June thing. 8D;;
Andruil: 8D 8D 8D
Kayan: (Naisuuuu)
Dirthamen: Nice!!!
I was looking up marriage in thedas for a while and stuff… hahaha
The Maker (GM): someone draw Lurellen with their rings. ♦lies down and dies from the feels♦
Kayan: (Everyone draw it)
Dirthamen: Not me. I’m dead also ♦flails♦
Andruil: Everyone draw it na
11/10 would draw
Fen’Harel: A
++++
Andruil: Andruil blesses this couple.
The Maker (GM): I think we should do Lurellen leaving the estate muna before the next gifts in case Kari has to leave, so they don’t just disappear abruptly
Dirthamen: Ok
Andraste: Andraste gives her shem blessing.
Andruil: Arellen won’t give gifts na?
Andraste: Next year, or we can do it really quick?
The Maker (GM): OH YUUH, ARELLEN
Andraste: Also, where’s Bea?
The Maker (GM): lelwhoops
Andruil: They need tot go back anyway
so that Elliott can talk to them
Andraste: Or he could have just left them on a table?
Dirthamen: We can just say he gave them at once?
I mean at the same time
Andraste: Mhm.
Fen’Harel: yuuh
Andraste: That saves time.
Andruil: Yeah
Andraste: Time……Lurellen don’t have much time, because of their Calling WAHHH QAQ
Andruil: SHHHH
Arellen: (CAN YOU NOT)
Lucas: ( ;A; )
Andruil: don’t ruin this SPECTACULAR moment pls U__U
Elliott: ♦when Lucas and Arellen return, Elliott approaches them♦ Wardens…I’ve noticed something alarming.
Lucas: What is it Elliot? What’s wrong?
Granuaile: Elliott…?
Azeri: ♦flicks his hand, a spell surrounding the room so that no one’s voice can be heard outside♦
What’s going? ♦narrows his eyes♦
Elliott: Yesterday…I heard some whispers around the estate. I know for sometime that the Corial Order had been planning to detain Granuaile and torture her for information and then you, Warden Lucas, when they discovered that the statue of Andruil was with you. I wouldn’t let them, but then, I’m no longer with them…my opinion holds no weight with them. I heard their agents following you, planning to grab you when your guard is down.
Arellen: That would make sense. Everyone is busy drinking and enjoying themselves…they could easily do that. ♦frowns♦ Not that I would allow them to take you, vhenan.
Lucas: That’s not good. What should we do Arellen?
Arellen: I’m afraid we must leave Afsaana again.
Granuaile: What?!
Lucas: Curse that Corial Order
Azeri: Already? But…they could still hunt you down even out there.
Lucas: Gran, Arellen and I must go. We are safer if we stay on the move ♦nods at Azeri♦
(do we take the statue also?)
Arellen: (YES)
Kayan: (Unless you want to leave them behind for Iona’s taking)
Lucas: We should take the statue with us, that way Gran, they will not come after you
Granuaile: But…. ♦frowns♦ O-Oh alright.. As long as the both of you are safe.
Arellen: Vhenan is right. After Satinalia, you should meet up with us. It’s too risky for all of use to leave now, much harder to sneak a group out than just two people.
Elliott: I’m sorry you have to leave because of the Corial Order.
Lucas: ♦nods♦ I hate the thought of leaving you all here but this is the only thing we can do
Fen’Harel: Good guy Elliott uwu
Lucas: (ELLIOT BB)
Arellen: You’re not one of them, there’s no need to apologize for their actions. But before we go, allow me to give you my gifts!
Granuaile: Yes, we will look for you once this is over. Definitely. ♦smiles and pats Elliott on the head♦ Thank you, Elliott.
Arellen: For you, emm’asha, I have this! ♦hands Gran Sylaise’s Grasp, an ironbark dagger grip carved into a floral design♦ You are one of the strongest fighters I know, but also my sweet little flower. And for you, da’len…♦gives Azeri a book♦
Azeri: What is this…♦opens the book and sees the title: “Dirty Dalish” by Francois♦ A friend gave it to me before, I think you’ll enjoy it.
The Maker (GM): THAT WAS ARELLEN
THE LATTER SENTENCE
Kayan: (LMAO OMG)
Fen’Harel: (FRANCOIIIIS)
Granuaile: ♦jumps up and down excitedly♦ Oh! Oh! The floral design! It’s so beautiful!!! ♦hugs Arellen♦ I LOVE YOU, DA’MI!!
Lucas: Wait… is that by… never mind ♦face palms♦
Arellen: I love you too, emm’asha! ♦squeezes her while Azeri gawks at the book♦ Lastly, for Elliott. ♦gives him a sylvanwood shield♦ To protect you and Granuaile and Azeri while we are gone. Creators know that the coming days will not be easy.
Azeri: Wait, I have something as well for you, before you leave. ♦hands Arellen a green sword♦ I found this in the Emerald Graves before you arrived. The sword of Varahel, it served him well when he conquered Montsimmard. I hope it serves you and…♦makes a sour expression♦ Lucas…well..
Lucas: ♦kisses Elliot on the forehead♦ You take care now since there is danger all around
Azeri: (HE DIDNT CALL U SHEM PROGRESS)
Andruil: AHHHHHH
Lucas: ♦nods at Azeri♦ Thank you again for your gift and thank you for Arellen’s. You and Gran must be careful now
(AWW AZERI)
Elliott: I will do my best, I promise, Warden Lucas. You take care as well.
Granuaile: ♦smiles♦ And you both take care okay! May the Creators watch over you.
Lucas: ♦nods♦ We will
Arellen: As much as I hate to leave, we should slip out while everyone is preoccupied giving gifts. Dareth shiral, we shall see each other soon enough.
(LOL YOU WONT)
(mmm all dis foreshadowing)
Lucas: ♦takes Arellen’s hand♦ emma lath, let us go
Granuaile: Dareth shiral.
The Maker (GM): Lucas and Arellen slip out of the room and flee the Afsaana estate.
Elliott: ♦sighs♦ If the Corial Order weren’t so ruthless, they wouldn’t have had to leave.
Granuaile: ♦starts to cry♦ Yeah…
Azeri: At least we knew immediately and got them out in time— ghaildhalas, are you crying?!
Elliott: Oh no…Granuaile, I’m sorry…we’ll see them again soon. ♦reaches out for her hand and gives it a squeeze♦
Azeri: ♦opens his mouth upon seeing the shem-on-Gran touching but sees it calms her down and relents♦
Granuaile: ♦hugs Elliott and Azeri, crying more♦ At least I have the both of you…
(also my keyboard is glitching omg i think i broke it last night)
Fen’Harel: WHY DID U BREAK IT. KEYSMASHING? xD
Granuaile: (No.. There was a cockroach on it and I was spraying alcohol……………)
Kayan: (YACK. ♦Literally shudders♦)
Azeri: ♦strokes her back to calm her down♦ There, there…I’m still here.
(OH NO. D8)
Granuaile: (It’s ok I have a spare somewhere…)
♦kisses Elliott and Azeri on their cheeks♦ We’ll take care of each other, okay??
Elliott: ♦nods♦ Of course we will.
The Maker (GM): Do you want Gran to give her gifts na muna? I think we should wait for Bea before we d gay fam
Kayan: (Yes pls)
Granuaile: (Oh okay. Kasi I’ll be giving gifts to some mean girls din)
(para it can connect somehow haha)
The Maker (GM): OHHH, okay, that makes sense. 8D Gran then her last gifts are the Mean Girls ones so MG next then Gay Fam
Granuaile: (Yup!)
Kayan: (Perfect! Thanks guys. Gives me time to think of gifts…)
Elliott: (that too…8B;;; )
Granuaile: (I’ll give to Kayan and Ihrlie their gifts later then?)
(para sabay na with gay fam)
Elliott: (yep)
Granuaile: (Okay)
Kayan: (Pweds. Kayan can give his to yours when you do)
Elliott: Azeri, may I also give you a gift then?
Granuaile: (I’ll give my gifts to Elliott and Azeri later after I give the others tapos after Elliott and Azeri, Mean Girls)
Azeri: What? You have a gift for me? [Did I get him a gift? Do shem like rocks?]
Granuaile: (OMG)
Fen’Harel: OMG U DID THE THING HAHAHHA
Elliott: I know you’re a necromancer and well, I used to kill a lot of dragons when I was still a reaver, so I thought you’d find this interesting. ♦gives Azeri dragonbone x 3♦
Granuaile: (Elliott… so sweet………..)
Fen’Harel: waoooooooo what do u say to the nice shem, azeri
Granuaile: (Azeri accept the shems of your famiry!!)
Azeri: ♦nearly falls over from the weight♦ You were carrying this around? These are actually useful. I could make staves with this. I guess….thank you. [I haven’t broken out in hives being nice to this shem…hmm, strange.]
Granuaile: ( ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) )
♦laughs at Azeri’s noodley arms♦ I need to go somewhere first! I have to give gifts! ♦skips away♦
Elliott: Alright, see you later, Granuaile!
Fen’Harel: SEE you later
Granuaile: (SEE?)
Fen’Harel: aba
Granuaile: (HOW)
(imsry)
Kayan: (ELLIOT)
Azeri: (LOL……OOPS)
Granuaile: (catch u later)
(nalang 8D;)
Azeri: I have…err…♦rummages through his pockets♦ [WHAT DO I HAVE]
Fen’Harel: smell u later
Kayan: (GARY)
Granuaile: (GARY)
Elliott: Did I just say “see you later”? I should have said “catch you later”…♦sighs♦
Granuaile: (AWWWWWWWWWWWW)
Dirthamen: I have to go naaaa. I’ll be back
Granuaile: (okayyy! see u laterrrr take care!)
Dirthamen: Thanks and take care!! see you :D
Kayan: (Bye Carissa! Kiss Lola for us! Take careee~)
Fen’Harel: byeeee uwu
Dirthamen: Haha will do. Byeeeee :D
Azeri: I have this for you..[What was his name again? I’ve been calling him shem all this time, i sort of forgot…Ah right.] Elliott. ♦gives him Dar’Misaan♦ It’s a Dalish blade.
Fen’Harel: :o
Granuaile: ( O.O )
Kayan: (Pfffft, and we all thought it was going to be a rock)
Granuaile: (This could be the start of something new… it feels so right to be here with you….)
The Maker (GM): (Azeri collects elven things, this is from his collection, lel)
Kayan: (Haha Sara)
Elliott: I…can’t really fight now.♦sheepish smile♦ But Granuaile promised she’d find a way to heal me, so I’m sure this will come in handy soon enough.
Azeri: [Fenedhis, I didn’t think of that…] Well…yes…♦awkwardly pats him on the shoulder♦
The Maker (GM): MOVING ON, Gran na
Granuaile: (YEEE)
♦runs off to look for Evander and Isidore♦ Evander! Isidore!!
Isidore: Granuaile, good to see you. You are in high spirits.
Evander: GRAAAAN!!! ♦clings to her♦
(junior should give Evander a gift lelelele_
Granuaile: ♦hugs Evander and laughs♦ I am very happy today!!
Evander: Me too! ♦laughs along with her♦ Isidore and I worked on something for you! He designed it and helped put the designs on, but I made it.
Granuaile: ♦smiles♦ Hmm?
(To Granuaile): can they give gran her part 3 outfit or do you want her to get it from clan feyran?XD
(From Granuaile): They can give part of it. The waistband and things are from Feyran o 3o
Evander: ♦shows Gran a suit of armor♦ New armor for you!
Fen’Harel: aww oo nga evandore are a team uwu
Isidore: I tried to patern it after more Dalish designs…although I think we underestimated the bust size so the material is a little…scant.
The Maker (GM): Since Gran’s bewbs are all over the place in the sketch lel
Granuaile: ♦eyes widen and gasps♦ OH! It— ♦single womanly tear♦ It—-It’s so beautiful!! ♦hugs them both♦ You are the sweetest!
(L M A O )
(i changed it tho x: )
Fen’Harel: isidore pls. reinforce the bust bc stabbity D8
The Maker (GM): (I thought Garros makes her change it cause BEWBS)
Granuaile: (in the second sketch 8D; )
(AHHHHHHH)
(OKAY )
(sige sige)
Evander: Yeah…we ran out of material for the chest…♦touches his pecs♦ My chest is flat so I’m not sure how to fit for that.
Isidore: We’ll reinforce it when you get to try it on after Satinalia, so we can adjust it.
(lol…1 year later…)
Fen’Harel: LMAO it doesnt feel like a yr naman for the PCs
Granuaile: (huhu……. they stay with Feyran naman so they get to fix it…)
Fen’Harel: also pls show design pls
evander should try learning elven but he sucks at speaking it uwu
evander: dayleth shy-ral
Isidore: (HAHA OMG EVANDER WOULD)
Fen’Harel: evander: I speak elven gud
Granuaile: ♦giggles♦ It’s still very lovely. I will try it on after, indeed. Now for my gifts for the both of you! ♦hands Isidore a sylvanwood crossbow and gardenias♦ I asked Arellen to help me with this. And I hope you’d like the flowers.
(EVANDER YES)
(To Granuaile): what do gardenias mean again?XD secret love and something else?
(From Granuaile): sweetness!
(From Granuaile): I was thinking na Gran only knows the sweetness part. She doesn’t realize the secret love. :B
Isidore: ♦looks at the crossbow♦ This is extremely well-crafted much better than my old one. ♦looks at his crossbow which is actually being held together with rope♦ Gardenias…They mean sweetness, don’t they? You think of me as sweet?
(ghetto crossbow)
Granuaile: (rope awwwwwwww)
Isidore: (Evandore are poor lel…)
(brb gonna order lunch cause I dowanna walk that would take precious tabletop time lel)
Granuaile: Yes, you are one of the sweetest persons I know. ♦smiles then turns to Evander♦ And for yo—OH, Did Lulu give you that amulet? Well… ♦places a necklace with carved flowers around Evander’s neck and hands him lilacs♦ The necklace will ward off nugs! ♦giggles♦ It will keep you safe, I promise!
(To Granuaile): should Isidore mention the secret love part or no na?XD
(From Granuaile): Ikaw bahala. LEL
Isidore: [Don’t gardenias also symbolize “secret love”? I suppose she is not aware of that.] You have a lot of necklaces today, Evander.
Evander: Nug protection? Thank you, Gran! ♦smiles and holds the amulet up♦ You always protect me from nugs, I’m sure this will keep those creepy little things away! Our armor will keep you safe and this amulet will keep me safe from nugs…perfect!
Granuaile: ♦nods♦ We somehow match, then! ♦hugs Evander♦ Azeri and I will protect you from all the nugs! So if I’m not around, stay close to him okay? ♦kisses him on the forehead♦
Evander: (YES, GOOD IDEA)
Fen’Harel: Evander has so much bling
Granuaile: (MEHEHEHE)
Kayan: (Pimpin)
Fen’Harel: gansta
Granuaile: (told u i will have them go to feyran)
Fen’Harel: ♦gangsta
and yayyy perf uwu
Evander: Alright! I’ll hide behind him if a see a herd of nugs coming! ♦hugs Gran, his amulets tinkling with every movement♦
(maybe isidore should give him an amulet rin LELELELELE)
Granuaile: (so cute… u w u)
Kayan: (Evandore gift!)
(Or an armor he crafted himself ;u;)
Granuaile: ♦hugs Isidore as well and kisses him on the cheek♦ Well, I’m off to look for more people! So many gifts to give!
Kayan: (Gran the gift fairy x))
(She’s Satinalia’s “Santa” )
Granuaile: (LOL if there was time to gift EVERYONE, she would)
(except horacio)
Fen’Harel: horacio sad
Kayan: (Issok. He can just gift himself a sandwich)
Granuaile: (Yuh.)
The Maker (GM): WAWA HORACIO
Fen’Harel: LOL
The Maker (GM): Who’s next on your list, santa?
Granuaile: [I need to look for Elliott again…] ♦while skipping, she sees Blair♦ Blair~! I have something for you!
(I’m going to assume that Azeri went elsewhere… he leaves Elliott in the room O_O?)
Blair: (I just realized that Blair and Evander didn’t give Lukey anything RUDE)
Kayan: (ROOOD)
Granuaile: (oo nga… oh well… part 3)
Kayan: (Evander prob forgot )
Evander: …………I REMEMBERED SOMETHING 8D )
Granuaile: (they might see each other again naman during the timeskip..)
(Feyran is just around~)
Blair: Granuaile. I have something as well. When Divine Justinia V took the sunburst throne, this was the in-fashion…whatsit. I don’t know what the fashion term is. ♦gives her an enchanted flower crown of Andraste’s Grace♦ They won’t ever wilt.
Granuaile: (AWWW)
Kayan: (BAGAY)
Blair: (i just made this up lmao)
Granuaile: ♦blushes and puts it on♦ It’s so pretty! Do I look pretty in it, Blair? ♦takes her arm and places a carved flower bracelet on her wrist♦ I made this myself. ♦hands her hydrangeas♦ And this, as a token of gratitude. For being there for me. ♦smiles♦
♦around her wrist
Fen’Harel: enchanted flower crooown uwu
Blair: ♦looks at the bracelet♦ Your carving skills are very good. This is nice. You look pretty all the time and I’ll always be there to protect you, Granuaile. ♦smiles and relaxes her usually stiff posture♦
Granuaile: (Blair Bear ; u ; )
♦hugs her♦ Thank you. Always stay strong, Blair. Anyway, I need to look for Elliott now. ♦waves and runs off♦
(Elliot then Azeri then Mean Girls)
Elliott: ♦sitting in the room, alone♦ Oh, Granuaile, you’re back already! Azeri said he had to look for something, so I stayed in case you came back.
Granuaile: (HE smelled her presence)
Kayan: (PFFT)
Granuaile: ♦sits next to Elliott and hugs him♦ Thank you for staying safe here. I have something nice to give you.
Elliott: ♦hugs her back♦ Oh? What is it? I have something here as well.
Granuaile: ♦takes out an amulet with a green gemstone in somewhat the shape of a tulip and places it around his neck♦ I wish you could see how this would glimmer in the sunshine… It’s an emerald, something I found among my things… My clan has a thing for gemstones… I guess I got it somehow too. ♦also hands him tulips♦ Here are some tulips. Freshly picked!
Kayan: (Isidore: Has she not recognize that tulips symbolizes declaration of love…?)
Elliott: (Elliott also has double bling bling lel)
Granuaile: (gangsta Elliott)
Kayan: ((▀̿Ĺ̯▀̿ ̿))
(Shine bright like a diamond)
Granuaile: (perf)
(SYLAISEEEEEE)
Kayan: (SHE DISAPPEARED)
(MAKER NOOOOO)
Granuaile: (O 3 O )
Kayan: (SYLAISEEEEE)
Sylaise: hellooooooooo
Fen’Harel: hiiiiiiii
Sylaise: i come bearing gifts
Kayan: (Hey hey!)
Andruil: Yaaaaaayyyyyy
Kayan: (Wheeeeeeeeee~)
Fen’Harel: santa!ihrlie uwu
Andruil: You and Kayan after Mean Girls O v O SANTA IHRLIE SO CUTE
Kayan: (Alrighty~ QuQ)
(CUTEST SANTA)
Ihrlie: (yasss)
Kayan: (I imagine her carrying a satchel and Kayan Jr. wearing a red nose)
Andruil: (also wer is maker)
(CUTE)
Ihrlie: (omg like the grinch)
Kayan: (PFFFT Omg yes)
Ihrlie: (junior wearing a red nose and a halla antler tied to his head)
Kayan: (Cuteeeeeeeee)
Ihrlie: (heehee)
Kayan: (Also Ihrlie, we need halp on thinking what the gay family can give to one another. WELP)
(I’ll PM you the list)
(Sent you in Facebook :))
Elliott: (SORRY I WAS EATING, DONE NA)
Andruil: (wb 8D)
Kayan: (Herroooo~)
Ihrlie: (i have ideas huehue)
Kayan: (Surprise, surprise, Sylaisse is here!)
(YEYYYYY. Pls halp QuQ)
(I am so clueless)
Elliott: (YEY. I’ll relpy na muna to Gan, wait lang. XD)
♦feels the amulet♦ Oh, it’s a tulip too. What do tulips mean, Granuaile? I remember the flowers you gave the wardens had special meanings. I mean, both these and the flowers are lovely. Thank you. i’m just curious.
Andruil: (R U FOR REAL OMG………)
Kayan: (HAHAHAHAHA PFFT)
(Declaration of love! ……Friend love though)
(Elliot: Okay.jpg)
Granuaile: (MORE DRAMA MUSIC PLS)
Elliott: (( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) )
Granuaile: (h8 u maker HAHAHA )
Kayan: (Mmm the drama)
Elliott: (Thedas Love Theme, more like Thedas Angst Theme)
Kayan: (I’m lovin me some angst)
Elliott: (you would, Kayhel shipper.)
Kayan: (OH NO YOU DIDN’T)
(H8 CHU MAKER)
Granuaile: Elliott… ♦hesitates at first♦ They actually mean… a declaration of love. ♦cups his cheek with her hand♦ I’ll be honest. You remind me of…my first love. You kind of looked like him. When I first saw you, I was surprised. Heh, I guess I had a little crush on you. I…It’s just, I was afraid of loving again. And then there was Azeri—who changed everything for me. He showered me with so much love, and I’ve fallen so deeply and madly in love with him. But you know… back in Llomerynn… I still hold true to what I said. You will always have a place in my heart. And I still vow to take care of you, no matter what.
(boom)
Elliott: (FRIENDZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONED SAKIT)
Granuaile: (EH WHAT CAN I DO.)
(I WON’T CHEAT ON AZERI)
Kayan: (OUCH. Friendzonedddd)
(That’s good tho, gran)
(WILLPOWER)
Granuaile: (Elliott won’t realize the friendzone tho huhuhu)
Fen’Harel: nothing wrong with being friends tho
Granuaile: (of course u w u)
(Gran would never hurt Azeri….. huhu but Elliott I crie)
Fen’Harel: i rlly like their current dynamic uwu she watches out for elliott parang onee-chan
Granuaile: (Yuhhh u 3 u)
Elliott: ♦continues to stroke the amulet, unsure of what he should say♦ That’s…well, I can’t fault you for loving Azeri. He may seem abrasive when it comes to humans, but beneath that, he has a lot of love to give. I will always love you…but I know better than to hurt Azeri or your feelings. I told you back on Llomeryn that I’m alright with this and it’s still true. I’m just glad that you’re here to look after me. I’ve never felt as safe or cared for like this, so even if my heart broke, it’s all worth it. I’ll always be here for you too, Granuaile.
Granuaile: (his heart broke QAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAQ)
(wait i’m crying again ano ba)
Fen’Harel: HIS HEART CAN MEND. KAYA MO ELLIOTT. uwu
Kayan: (SARA LMAO)
Granuaile: (I HAVE PLANS FOR HIM IN PART 3 no worry elliott!!!!!!!!!)
Kayan: (You cry so many times na, aww >u<;;)>< azeri should understand. AZERI
Granuaile: ( Yuh.. I bet she’s done it to Arellen and Lukey din.)
The Maker (GM): Arellen probably did it to Azeri lmao
Kayan: (Arellen-senpai uwu)
The Maker (GM): Granuaile leaves Elliott in Evander and Isidore’s care and she seeks Azeri out and finds him a the flower garden.
Granuaile: (The chalice is ready, Maker)
(The second chalice.)
Fen’Harel: Azeri prob had a secret crush on senpai when they were younger
Kayan: (Notice me senpai)
Granuaile: (OO NGA. Azeri could have had a crush on Arellen ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) )
Fen’Harel: s-s-senpai
Granuaile: Fenorain?
(Wala pa and I’m crying na ulit)
Kayan: (This music uwu)
Fen’Harel: SARA OMG uwu
Granuaile: (I CAN’T FIGHT THIS FEELING ANY LONGER)
Fen’Harel: LET THE TEARS FLOW
Kayan: (Hoy Sara! There’s still Dreamshara, Cyrlie, and Kayrome LMAO)
Fen’Harel: AND HORLIETTA
Granuaile: (I KNOW IMAGINE A CHALICE FOR EVERY PAIR)
Kayan: (AND BLAIRMIRA)
Azeri: Ghaildhalas…there you are! I just had to retrieve something first. I know we have gifts for each other, but first, here. ♦surprises her with a bouquet of different, colorful flowers♦ i tried to find one flower that symbolized how I felt for you, but i have too many feelings about you.
Fen’Harel: HORLIETTA
omg
Granuaile: (wait rolling asfjgafs)
(can’t see screen. tears)
The Maker (GM): ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Kayan: (NAISU AZERI)
The Maker (GM): Wait til they get married, Sara
Granuaile: ♦tears roll down her face♦ T-Those flowers are beautiful… So many different kinds… They all blend well together too… ♦moves closer to him♦
The Maker (GM): mmm an entire pool of tears na
Granuaile: (SHHHHH MAKER YOU KNOW I WILL CRY A RIVER)
Kayan: (You mean an OCEAN?! x))
Granuaile: (actually YES)
(This one is a river)
Fen’Harel: ribayr
Kayan: (ATE PLS)
Granuaile: (BEA SAVE ME FROM THE FEELINGS)
Ihrlie: ♦gives Gran tissue♦
Granuaile: (IHRLIE HOW DID U GET THERE)
Kayan: (OMG LAUGHING)
Granuaile: (SHE HANDS GRAN TISSUE AND RUNS AWAY)
Ihrlie: ♦waves bye and leaves♦
Granuaile: (LAUGHING SO HARD)
Ihrlie: (ihrlie has super empathy)
(she can sense when people are feeling feelings)
Kayan: (Ihrlieee >u<)><
rolls like kamote
Granuaile: (I LOVE EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS. WALA PA THE OTHER COUPLES)
Azeri: (LOL MUH FEELS)
Andraste: You have about 5 couples left to feel even more emotions. Enjoy QuQ
Bagay the music!
Granuaile: (My Dalish feels)
(also I Granzeri can’t nasteh yet Gran has to give Mean girls her gifts dhfalsk)
(also granzeri♦
Andraste: (Oo nga)
Fen’Harel: control ur vhenana muna azeri
Andruil: wonder how ashara would reach to gran giving her a gift o.o
♦react
Fen’Harel: ashara doesnt expect it lmao
Azeri: Your mother was from Clan Athlassan…and this amulet closely resembles mine. Little things such as these only reinforce my belief that the Creators made us for each other. This is beautiful, ghaildhalas. I shall wear it proudly as a sign of your love to show the world that I am your love just as you are mine, as long as the sun and the moon light our paths and long after, I will also be your home. Ma emma lath. ♦he holds her close, kissing her, but pulls away before it gets too heated♦ Ar isalan ma…but you said you had other gifts to give first. I’ll see you after…♦reluctantly lets her go♦
Fen’Harel: AWWWW :‘> :’>
Azeri: (demmit, Sara, I was gonna use " ara ma’athlan vhenas" ALSO)
Granuaile: (HEHEHE SORRY luv u)
Andraste: AWWWWW AZERI!
Azeri: (I was trying to look for elven phrases that’s why I took so lnog lelelele)
Granuaile: (I prepared my speech eh HEHE)
I will come back for you here. Wait for me, fenorain. Oh, before I forget… ♦hands him a few tri-colored carnations♦ My favorite flowers, for my favorite person. ♦runs off to see the Mean Girls♦
Azeri: (MY FAVORITE FLOWERS FOR MY FAVORITE PERSON AWUWUWUWU)
Fen’Harel: AWW UWU
I DIE
Fen’Harel blesses dis
Azeri: (isn’t that a bad thing)
Andraste: OMG WHAT A LINE
Fen’Harel: NO NAMAN
Andraste: ANDRASTE SMITES WOLFY
Andruil: IT’S NOT A BAD THING
Andraste: TAKE MY BLESSING INSTEAD!
Fen’Harel: fen’harel offers his protection! dalish keep statues of fen’harel outside their camp
Azeri: (SHEM HEATHEN. ♦HISSES♦)
Andruil: OO NGA
Fen’Harel: go awae shem heathen
Andraste: YOU TSUNDERE AZERI
BUT WAO
GRANZERIIIIIIIIII
Andruil: BLESS THESE DALISH
Azeri: ♦takes the flowers and smiles, waving at her as she runs off and smells the flowers as he plays with the amulet around his neck♦
Andruil: U W U
Andraste: QuQ
Andruil: K DERP TIEM
Andraste: HUHUHUHU
It’s like derp, angst, derp, angst, derp…..It’s le cycle
The Maker (GM): I have the perfect song now if someone Dalish dies huehue
Granuaile: (yuh)
(WOW)
Andraste: MAKER
ANO BUH
Granuaile: (wow thanks maker .__________. )
Fen’Harel: NO MAKER
Granuaile: (no dalish death)
Fen’Harel: RUDE
The Maker (GM): HUEHUEHUE UTHENERA SONG
Andraste: " As long as this gem shines under the sun and the moonlight, I am with you." NO DEATHS
Granuaile: (UTHENARA LSKFHALSKFHSAFLKHSAFBJLASFFJLASBASFHJLFASHKLAFSHLK)
Fen’Harel: TT_____TT i love this song but dont u dare use it
The Maker (GM): ANYWAY, next na haha
Granuaile: ♦spots Ashara playing with Rellia and runs to them♦
Ashara?
Ashara: ♦looks up♦ Ah, halla hu— Granuaile. What is it?
Rellia: Gran! Grace isn’t with you today? or your grumpy boyfriend?
Ashara: (LMAO)
Granuaile: (LEL)
♦giggles♦ Grace is over there with Evander and Isidore. I… I actually have something for the both of you. ♦hands them matching carved flower necklaces and sunflowers♦ Ashara, I see you as a friend. You may be a bit rash… but I know you are kind. I see that when you play with Rellia. ♦pats Rellia on the head♦ Rellia, you will grow up to be a fine young lady. Maybe then, I could give you your own halla.
Andraste: Ay, so sweet nama uwu
Rellia: I get my own halla? Can I keep it at your house, Shara since daddy said we can live with you now? ♦puts her necklace on♦ Wow, this is pretty! Thank you, Gran! ♦clings to her leg♦
Granuaile: (Rellia u w u )
Ashara: ♦holds onto the necklace, confused expression on her face♦ Thank… you?! [Friend?!?!?!]
Granuaile: ♦carries Rellia and twirls her around♦
Rellia: Yaaay! Shara, you have more friends now! Aren’t you happy? ♦holds the before Ashara so she can smell it♦
Granuaile: You seem surprised, Ashara. ♦laughs♦ I was worried about you when that bagel knocked you out… And even more worried when they took you.
Ashara: I can’t say the same for the rest of your people, but you’re… alright for a halla humper. ♦smells the flower and ruffles Rellia’s hair♦
Wait here.
Andraste: (BAGEL)
Granuaile: (BAGEL hehe)
Rellia: 9wao bri u so thirsty for any mention of BAGEL)
Ashara: ♦leaves the the room, skirts flowing behind her♦
(LMAO BRI NGA)
Granuaile: ♦is hugging Rellia♦
Andraste: Kekeke Ain’t going to lie ¯\(ツ)
Ashara: ♦returns the room♦ Here, have this. Happy Satinalia.
> Gran gains Jar of Bees x 1
Granuaile: (LMAO)
Rellia: (LMAOOOOOO)
The bees look so angry…♦pokes the bottle so that it falls from Gran’s hands♦
Andraste: So usefulll uwu
………..
Rellia: (( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°))
Granuaile: ♦blinks♦ I, uh… ♦smiles awkwardly♦ Thank you, Ashara—
Ashara: (CATCH IT)
Granuaile: ♦catches it♦
Rellia: Yay, you’re very fast, Gran! ♦skips over to Ashara and plays with her skirts♦
Ashara: Rellia. ♦ruffles her hair♦ Don’t touch those. They’re dangerous.
Rellia: but you and Ves always play with them and throw them at what Prince Salvadore called…“pasants”.
Andraste: Mama Ashara (͡ ͡° ͜ つ ͡͡°)
Ashara: (LMAO THAT EMOTICON)
Rellia: (DAT NOSE)
Ashara: Si, but peasants like bees. There’s the difference.
Granuaile: ♦laughs♦ Be careful, though, Rellia. I’ll make sure this won’t hurt any of us. ♦keeps it safe♦ Also, Ashara… believe me, we don’t hump hallas.
Rellia: Ohh, okay! That’s very nice of you.
Andraste: Bless Gran
Ashara: That’s exactly what a halla humper would say. ♦wears the necklace♦ Thanks, Granuaile.
Rellia: What does “hump” mean, Shara?
( ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) )
Andraste: Great going Ashara >u>;;
Ashara: ♦awkward face♦ You’ll learn when you’re older.
Granuaile: Hmph. If I do find my People humping hallas, I would agree to you. ♦laughs♦
Rellia: I’m old. ♦pouts♦ i’m already ___!
(I FORGOT HOW OLD SHE IS)
Ashara: (7 diba O-(-<)>u< !
Pweds!
Go go go
The Maker (GM): ashara where r u
Fen’Harel: OH ITS MY TURN
Andraste: Getting sleepy na?
Uh huhh
Andruil: ur time to shineee
Andraste: It’s your moment to shine. Don’t -
Andruil: LEL
Andraste: Omg, Sara LEL
Andruil: HEHE
Fen’Harel: WAO
Andraste: Rogue buddies think alike >u<
Fen’Harel: aww uwu
Andruil: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) indeed
The Maker (GM): Meanwhile, Dreamshara keep saying the same things
Ashara: (lmao not on purpose O
(-<)>u>
Anyway go go go
Ashara: Alright, Rellia, open your eyes on the count of 3. 1… 2…
Rellia: Now? Can I open them now? ♦bounces excitedly♦
Ashara: 2 1/2… ♦snickers♦
Andraste: Ashara >u<
Ashara: 2 1/4…
Rellia: Noooo! Shara, you’re being mean! ♦giggles♦ I want to see! I want to see!
Ashara: ♦cackles♦ Alright, alright! 3!
Andraste: Ay! You went backwards Ahsara!
Ashara: (oo nga. 3/4 pls edit)
(HOW MATH)
Rellia: (OR…Ashara is dumb rin lel)
Ashara, you went backwards. ♦pouts with her eyes shut♦
♦Shara
Andraste: Daya Ashara!
Ashara: (OO NGA OTL)
(she said 3 na LEL)
Rellia: (AY OO NGA_
♦opens her eyes♦ Wow!
(what is it lmao)
Ashara: (I TOLD YOU NA LOL BUT OK)
Rellia: (so many gifts, I forgot. QuQ)
Ashara: (where’s the music btw)
Andraste: Chels pl x))
Rellia: (No music is playing?o_O I hear music on my end…unless you mean you want Sweet Dreams)
Andruil: Maker pls
Fen’Harel: ay i hear it na
i didnt have my headphones plugged properly L O L
Rellia: (WOLFEH PLS)
Fen’Harel: AWUWUWUWU O-(-<
Andruil: Wolfy lelllll
Ashara: ♦hands Rellia a kid-sized staff♦ Every mage needs a staff, so this one is for you. You don’t know how happy and proud I was when I learned that you’re a mage like me. Use it well. I promise we’ll start lessons soon. After Satinalia! You have natural talent and I want to be there to foster that.
Rellia: (OH YEAH THE STAFF LMAO)
Ashara: (LMAO)
Andraste: You won’t be there after Satinalia tho. Wawa Rellia
Andruil: Maker pls..
OO NGA Q A Q
Andraste: Maker…
Ashara: … actually… since we have time, we can practice a little now~
Rellia: (WAIT LANG, let me react before our plans…XD)
(From Ashara): they go looking for target practice and find talaos creeping pls
Ashara: (yuh xD)
Rellia: (we have a plan kasi. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) )
Andruil: oooooh ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Andraste: So I heard ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Ashara: (i didnt tell her specifics lel)
Rellia: thank, thank thank you, Shara! ♦grips the staff tightly and jumps up to kiss Ashara on the cheek♦ I always wanted to grow up to be juuuust like you! You can teach me to shoot fire or become a dragon! I want to be a dragon! Or a halla. Or a nug! Or…you said we can go practice! Let’s go!
Ashara: ♦kisses Rellia on the forehead and takes her hand♦ Now to find some suitable targets~
Andraste: ………
Targets?
Fen’Harel: targets
Andraste: Targets 8[
Rellia: ♦sees Kayan pass by and makes fire sounds at him with her staff♦
Andraste: ANO BUH. You said that—
Rellia: ♦her staff pointed at him
Andruil: HAHAHA
tae lottery
Ashara: ♦cackles when Kayan flinches♦ Not this one… for now.
♦they keep walking♦
Andraste: LAWDY THANKYOUU
Rellia: (WAWA KAYAN)
Andruil: phew……..
Rellia: Okay, I’ll toast him next time.
Ashara: (KAYAN HUHUHUHU)
Andraste: You kept your words Ate —
Ashara: Si, next time!
Andraste: Rellia is becoming like Ashara. Nooooooo toasting
(To Ashara): should i a derpy theme lel
Andraste: HEYYYY >;0
(From Ashara): YES PWEDE
(From Ashara): then start w/ talaos creeping na
Andraste: Derp theme?

Andruil: omg
(From Ashara): creeping on vita lang ha, not ihrlie xD;
Talaos: Vita Tagaris, I was looking for you. After our…moment last night, I was thinking of giving you a gift as well—
Vita: N-No! [Not this guy again! I feel uncomfy…] ♦squrirms♦ That’s okay…I need to look for Kayan— Eep! ♦gasps as a fireball singes a row of Talaos’ chest hair♦
The Maker (GM): LOLOLOLOL
Rellia: Should I do it again, Shara? ♦looks up at Ashara♦ Stay away from her, hairy old man!
Ashara: ♦cackles♦ Nice shot, Rellia! Talaos, mi amigo, you might want to stay away from this one~
Andraste: DSJKFLSFJSKLFJ
Andruil: PERFECT
Andraste: YESSSSSSSSSS
BURN TALAOS BURN
SYLAISE
Fen’Harel: he’s gonna be okay naman xD;;;
Andruil: MUHAHAHAHAHAHA BURN HIS CHEST HAIR
Andraste: NO MORE CHEST HAIR KEKEKEKEKE
Fen’Harel: he needs to shave the rest of his chest hair tho para pantay
it’ll grow back in like a few days LMAO
Talaos: AUGH…that really hurt…♦rubs his chest which has a missing strip now♦ Now I’ll have to shave!
Andraste: PFFFFFT LMAO
Andruil: HAHAHAH
Maximian: ♦Greatly Approves♦
Andraste: OMG I’M LOVING EVERY BIT OF THIS
Ashara: (LMAO MAX)
Andruil: MAX
Bea Greatly Disapproves
Rellia: I’ll toast you if you’re mean to Vita again!
Ashara: You’ll have to do more than shave if you don’t leave Tagaris alone. Isn’t that right, Rellia?
Andraste: BLESS ASHARA AND RELLIA
Rellia: ♦nods♦ Shara will turn me into a dragon and I’ll bite you!
Andraste: BITE THE CHEST HAIR OFF
Andruil: EW
BRI NO
Ashara: (LMAO he can shave and regrow it. Bea’s faceclaim for Talaos is an Indian actor. “My people are really fucking hairy” – my friend, an Indian)
Talaos: Maybe in a few years, little girl. ♦walks off to shave♦
Ashara: (regrow in a few days LMAO)
Andraste: JSDKLJFSKLFJKL
Andruil: HAHA
Andraste: TALAOS NO
EWWWW
Ashara: (OMG TALAOS)
Andruil: GROOOOOOOOSSSS
Andraste: SHE’S 7
Ashara: (EEEEEEEW)
(FEW YEARS)
Andraste: BEA I’M SORRY BUT TALAOS EWWWW
Andruil: I’M SO GROSSED OUT
Vita: (10 years is a few years. 8D;;; )
Ashara: [Did he just say what I thought he said?!]
Andraste: GROCEEEE
HE WAITED
Andruil: TALAOS FOR FRONT LINE VS WILHELM
Vita: R-Rellia…? I-I thought you were angry at me…
Ashara: Good job, Rellia. ♦ruffles her hair before leaving Rellia and Vita to their conversation, smiling♦
Vita: (Talaos will join Iona if he isn’t convinced to kill Trisa tho)
Andruil: aY FUCKK
Andraste: RELLIA BITE HIM TO DEATH PLS
Ashara: (idk when we’ll have time to bring trisa in tho O-(-<)>< im die
Rellia: (SATINALIA DA BEST HUHU)
Fen’Harel: YESSS THEY RECONCILED
Andruil: AWWWWWWWWWW
Andraste: THANK YOUUUU
Fen’Harel: vita is like 18 but she’s pure like baby uwu
Andraste: TALAOS GO AWAY
Andruil: THESE BIG BABIES
♦SMITES TALAOS♦
Andraste: DA CHILDREN HNGH
The Maker (GM): The Trisa thing is for Part 3 na, so Talaos will stay around pa. lel
HUHU VITA AND RELLIa
Ashara: ♦watching them from behind a pillar♦ Good job, Ashara. :‘)
The Maker (GM): ANYWAY, back to the gift giving
Andraste: Is Ashara praising herself???
Fen’Harel: yes
Andruil: she woudl..
would.
Andraste: Well….Good job, Ashara x)
Andruil: good job indeed’
Ashara: [Time to give out the rest of my gifts before I forget.]
> some time later…
Fia: Hey, Ashara! We were just about to give each other gifts!
Ashara: Perfect! I was looking for you, actually. ♦lugging around a large sack of stuff♦
Nazares: I saw Rellia playing with Vita Tagaris again…was this your doing? ♦smiles at Ashara as he places his arm around her wasit♦
(IT’S IN A SACK)
(SANTASHARA)
Andraste: SANTAAAA
Ashara: (SWIGGITY SWACK WHAT’S IN THE SACK)
Andraste: Bless you Santa
Ashara: (NOT DEAD BODIESTHIS TIME)
Andraste: This time >u>;;
Andruil: lEL
SANTASHARA i aprub
Ashara: ♦grins at Nazares♦ Maybe. Anyway! It’s time for gift-giving now, isn’t it?
(To Ashara): can you control salvadore for now rin?XD
(From Ashara): pwede
Fia: Let me go first! I have something for you, Salvadore! ♦takes out a pair of earrings♦ I never met someone so like-minded as me! Here, these are earrings with bits of Sending Stone inside so we can communicate through them!
Salvadore: (is it a pair? xD)
Fia: (one for u, one for fia)
Salvadore: (so they both wear single earrigns? XD)
(mmkay~)
Fia: (Salvadore has a single earring eh. Fia…changes. lel)
Salvadore: (hurr OO NGA. okay~)
(. ͡^ ͜ʖ ͡^) This is perfect, Fia! ♦removes his earring and puts on the new one from Fia♦ How do I look?
Nazares: [The same…]
Salvadore: (LMAO)
Andraste: HAHAHAAH
Fia: It looks good on you Salvadore! ♦puts her own own♦ It brings your eyes out more!
Nazares: [It’s the exact same earring…]
Salvadore: (it looks like his old earring? XD LEL)
Andraste: DREAM BOY HAHAHA
The Maker (GM): Dream Boy is the straight man of the group, lel…as in comedy.
Fen’Harel: LOL YUH
everyone else is… yuh…
Salvadore: (. ͡^ ͜ʖ ͡^) It’s a good look on you as well, mi amiga! ♦clasps her hands in his♦ Thank you for this wonderful gift. I actually have something for you as well.
Fia: And this also works well for…uhh…spying. ♦giggles♦ Ooh, what do you have?
Salvadore: ♦procures a fancy golden bow decorated with figures of naked women♦ This is one of the finest bows that money can buy. I do believe you’ve been long overdue for an upgrade. I asked the bowsmith to put a little… personal touch as well.
Andruil: wow…
Andraste: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Fia: (scary but we both thought of it having naked women on it at the same time last night lel)
Salvadore: (LMAO)
Andraste: (Hehehehe)
Andruil: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Salvadore: > Fia acquires Perfect Aim
Andraste: Perfect aim…..but to where ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Andruil: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Salvadore: (. ͡^ ͜ʖ ͡^)
Fia: ♦fondles the bow♦ This is beautiful, Salvadore! At this should pack even more of a punch. ♦throws her arm around his shoulder and hugs him♦ Hehehe, I love this! It even reminds me of you because of all the gold and the “Antivan charm”!
The Maker (GM): PERFECT AIM
Theo: ♦Greatly Approves♦ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Andraste: OMG WHO
Andruil: LMAO
Salvadore: ♦hugs her back♦ I’m so happy you like it, amiga. I’m sure you’ll use it well.
Andraste: Ves and Theo HAHAHAHAHA
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Salvadore: ♦smiles at the others♦ (. ͡^ ͜ʖ ͡^) Un momento. I have gifts for the rest of you as well~
Nazares: Allow me to give my gifts then. ♦smiles at Ashara♦ But yours comes later. We need would need to save it for last and find a secluded place for the ambiance, of course.
Salvadore: (Salvadore muna~ xD)
Fia: (I THOGUHT YOU MADE HIM LEAVE CAUSE YOU WANTED ME MUNA)
Secluded place? Is your gift your dick?
Salvadore: (He didn’t leave LEL)
(but okay let’s have him leave XD)
(ALSO FIA PLS)
Andraste: Part 2 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Ashara: ♦cackles♦ That’s not a Satinalia present if I get it everyday!
Nazares: No, that wouldn’t be much of a gift since Ashara recieves that…very often.
Ashara: (LMAO)
Nazares: (IYA ANO BA)
Andraste: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Ashara: (WAO)
(NOT ON PURPOSE SHET)
Fia: ♦giggles♦ Oh, you two. Oh, you’ll have to wait, Salvadore is back!
(Dreamshara are mirrors talaga. they’re both sarcastic rin kasi. OTL)
Salvadore: (oo nga HUHUHU)
Andruil: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Andraste: ….( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Salvadore: Vesperus. (. ͡^ ͜ʖ ͡^) I procured this from an interesting Tevinter merchant and thought of you~
> Vesperus acquired Tingler http://dragonage.wikia.com/wiki/Tingler
Andraste: Tingler?
Andruil: oooooh
Fen’Harel: LMAO
Andraste: Your hand tingles…
Nazares: Why is that ring so large?
Andraste: When you wear it, lel
Andruil: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Ashara: ♦looks at it♦ Eugh, it’s not a ring…
Andraste: It’s like a DA vibrator!
Fen’Harel: NO LMAO
Nazares: that’s cause it’s for the dick, Dream Boy. ♦cackles and holds it near Nazares who recoils♦
Andraste: LELLL
Andruil: (whut)
Nazares: )FUCK THATS CS)
Ashara: (LMAO WAS THAT VES)
Nazares: ♦VEs
Ashara: (CHELS PLS)
♦shudders at the memory of Salvadore using those rings on his… pets♦
Vesperus: Just what I needed! ♦cackles♦ Thanks, Salvadore.
Andruil: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Salvadore: (. ͡^ ͜ʖ ͡^) I’m sure you and your templar… friend… will make good use of it. ♦smiles at Max, who shifts awkwardly♦
Andraste: Friend
Andruil: friend ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
(From Salvadore): oshet what does salvadore give ashara again
(From Salvadore): u wanna control him for that
(From Salvadore): dream boys stick muna
(To Salvadore): SHET, lemme check FB and I will. THE STICK muna
Vesperus: Yes. ♦side-eyes Salvadore♦ We’re friends…with benefits.
Andraste: Tsundere
Salvadore: ♦claps him on the shoulder♦ Whatever you say~ Ah, Nazares. I noticed you have a staff, but I think you deserve a better one if you’re to keep fighting by Ashara’s side.
> Nazares acquires The Stick http://cdn.instructables.com/FWN/N65X/FF8XAJDU/FWNN65XFF8XAJDU.LARGE.jpg
Andraste: SERIOUSLY
Ashara: It’s… a stick.
Andruil: be a u t i fu l
Andraste: How is this the….
He’ll walk many miles with this stick: across hills, up mountains, through the markets.
The Stick
Nazares: Uhh…well…it is certainly….a stick…………..
Salvadore: A mysterious fellow in Rivain was peddling staves and amongst the ornate staves he showed me this and ensured that this is one of the strongest staves money can buy! Here, feel it. ♦hands it over♦
(From Salvadore): throbbing with power LOL
Ashara: It’s… a stick.
Nazares: ♦pauses♦ I can feel this…throbbing with power.
Fia: ♦snickers♦ Throbbing.
Ashara: What the fuck? ♦sideeyes♦ [It looks like a fucking stick to me.]
(From Salvadore): pls control salvadore for asharas gift
(To Ashara): omg…we didn’t think of a Savladore > Ashara gift SHET
(From Salvadore): QUICK THINK FAST O-(-<
Salvadore: It has three rune slots! .n_n
Vesperus: What? how?!WHERE?
Ashara: ♦peers at The Stick♦ WHERE.
Nazares: Thank you, this is a very practical and powerful gift.
(LMAO, my brother just asked me “are all the characters still alive? like that thing that looks like a pink dildo (justice)?”)
Andraste: WELL
Ashara: (PINK DILDO. RUDE LMAO)
Andraste: Tell Paolo that “THEY WILL STAY ALIVE. HMPH. ESPECIALLY THE PINK ONE.”
Vesperus: ♦whispers to Ashara♦ What’s Dream Boy supposed to do with that? Play fetch with a gurgut?
Salvadore: You’re welcome. .n_n
Ashara: ♦incredulous♦ It’s a… stick.
Vesperus: Or maybe Salvadore gave it to him for some…sexy caning. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Andraste: Ves…
Ashara: ♦swats♦ That’s your kink, Ves.
(From Ashara): IDEAS? OTL
(To Ashara): I’M STALLING
Nazares: ♦straps The Stick onto his back, looking sad and plain next to Elves’ Tears and Pink Travesty♦
(From Ashara): BRACELET
Fen’Harel: so sad OTL
BUT IT’S STRONG LMAO
Andraste: Its strength compensates for its lack of attractiveness QuQ
(From Ashara): the stalling is halata xD try a bracelet na lang~ ashara’s changing outfits naman
Salvadore: (like Horacio)
Andraste: LMAO ROOD
Ashara: (is horacio even strong)
Andraste: Then again, he did lift up that behemoth’s meaty hand away from Kayan
Salvadore: As for you, mi amiga, I have this! ♦golds up a golden bracelet with a dragon breathing fire etched onto it♦ You are one of my oldest and most cherished friends. I hope this enchanted bracelet serves you well.
Ashara: > receives Band of Urthemiel
Salvadore: (if it’s Urthemiel it should have naked people on it rin)
Ashara: (durgen lang lelele this is one with urthemiel himself)
♦wears the bracelet♦ Where did you find this thing?! It’s beautiful. ♦pecks Salvadore on the cheek♦ Thank you, mi amigo.
(From Ashara): do u tell us which + stats we get later
Vesperus: This is an ancient bracelet of Urthemiel, don’t tell me you got this from your shady merchant?!
Salvadore: .n__n
Fen’Harel: dis sexy merchant http://i.ytimg.com/vi/zy58gj2FCX4/hqdefault.jpg
Andraste: http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/residentevil/images/8/84/Merchant_re4.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20120116022101
MDSKLFKLSFJ ATE
Wanna buyyyy something stranger?
Fen’Harel: LMAOOOOO
(From Ashara): the other MGs na xD
Nazares: Now, I shall give my gifts.
I got Rellia a children’s book earlier that Ashara and I promised to read to her, so following that thread, I got books for the three of you.
Andruil: Nerd
Fen’Harel: LMAO
Andraste: Pffft Androoel pls
Fia: “Diddled by the Dashing Druffalo-shifter” by Francois and there’s a naked guy with a cut out of another person’s drawing of a druffalo head on. Sexy.
Salvadore: I do enjoy reading! .n_n
Andraste: Omg
Salvadore: > the man on the cover looks suspiciously similar to a certain bearlike Avvar
Fia: (BUT HOWFRANCOIS)
Salvadore: (COINCIDENCE LANG)
Andraste: You were just a dream
That I once knew
Andruil: Yes
Salvadore: Ooh, that looks interesting. .n_n Please lend it to me when you’re done, mi amiga.
Fia: Of course! I’m familiar with this author…hehe. [By that, I’ mean that I’ve been publishing Francois’ books under his name for months.]
Andruil: I have nothing against nerds or reading… u w u
OMFG FIA
Salvadore: (LOL SHET)
Andruil: DIRTY DALISH
Vesperus: Oh, the latest issue of “Swords and Shields” by Varric Tethras! I haven’t gotten this yet. Can’t wait to read this beautiful, crappy, garbage…
Andraste: NO WONDER FIA
Ashara: ♦disgusted noise♦ Seriously, Nazares? I can’t believe you’re enabling him.
Andruil: VARRICCCCCX
Andraste: NAZARES GAVE HER HER OWN BOOK LMAO
Nazares: ♦whispers to Ashara] I did not actually read these books, I simply saw the perverted titles and thought they were appropriate…
Andruil: DREAM BOY PLS
Fen’Harel: it’s francois’ book tho! fia found them and has been publishing them post-mortem diba xD
Salvadore: (YUUH. XD)
Andruil: Oh really? L M A O
Salvadore: And mine is…“50 Shades of Grey Warden” by Smallclothes Sally…I wonder who that could be. ♦looks at Fia♦
Andraste: LELLLLLL
Ashara: (LMAOOO SMALLCLOTHES SALLY)
Andruil: SMALLXLOTHES SALZHYXS
Fia: Oh, I heard this one is reaaallyyyyy good.
Andruil: I love Mean Girls so derpy
Fia: Best book of the year. 10/10
Andruil: ❤️
Ashara: ♦slightly disapproves her friends’ taste in literature♦ ಠ_ಠ
Andraste: I bet it’s based on Lurellen >u>
Fen’Harel: YES LMAO
Andruil: Yus
The Maker (GM): At least they read, Ashara
Dirthamen: ….hi guys
Fen’Harel: RUDE
Andruil: DIRTYMEN
The Maker (GM): HI DIRTY MEN
Andraste: CARISSAAAA
Fen’Harel: ASHARA CAN READ KAYA
Dirthamen: this is what I log into….
Andraste: LURELLEN IS IN A BOOK!
Andruil: HAHAHAHAH
Fen’Harel: OMG HI DIRTYMEN
Andraste: FIFTY SHADES OF GREY WARDEN
Andruil: SAKTONG TIMING
The Maker (GM): A book about Lurellen doing BDSM by “Smallclothes Sally”
Dirthamen: >__> Sorry went to look at some dorms also hahah
Andraste: Dorms?!
Dirthamen: Thnx “Sally”
Andruil: HAHHAHA
Fia: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Dirthamen: yuh. I might dorm next year :))) My sched daw will be hectic but idk
The Maker (GM): Ooh, why not the building where Yama-chan is?XD
Fen’Harel: ooooh i see
The Maker (GM): It’s naisu
Andraste: Ahh alright.
Dirthamen: I dunno where she dorms? I might stay with Ria and PJ but I have to decide by today
Andraste: What made you consider a dorm besides the schedule?
Oh wow
Fia: (idk the name, I’ll ask her later)
Dirthamen: RIGHT ;A; It’s just the schedule really… I kinda want to stay home but I’m scared also so…
♦shrugs♦
Fia: Okay, now that we’re doing with the erotica, my turn to give gifts! I only gave my gift to Salvadore. Here, for you, Dream Boy, new mage armor since yours scream apostate hobo.
Andraste: Huhh, do what you think it’s best for you Carissa ;i;
;u;
Andruil: APOSTATR HOBO
Fia: (you can stay naman at Ria or PJs when you go home late?;u;)
Ashara: (what his current mage armor is nice kaya D8)
Andraste: LIKE SOLAS!
Ashara: (ROOD LMAO)
Dirthamen: I will hahaha. It depends :<
OMG HOBO MAGE
Fia: (it was just a reference to egoo lel)
And for Ashara and Ves…what else?!~ ♦pulls a curtain revealling sexy small clothes♦
Andraste: You won the jackpot!
Vesperus: Yeah, I saw that coming.
Ashara: (lmao this new one has to be a lot fancier then. even tho his current one is medyo fancy na. HURR DESIGN)
Fia: That’s not the only thing coming thanks to these.( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Andruil: Ohohoho
Nazares: hmm…………….. [Not bad.]
Andraste: DB approves
Andruil: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Ashara: Hahahaha! These are nicer than usual! ♦admires the corset, garters, and stockings♦
Andruil: Horny DB
Nazares: (it’s hard to RP Dream Boy on roll20 since most of his dialogue is internal lel)
Andraste: Carissa, that song, “Horny”, lel
Fen’Harel: LMAO YEAH. MONOLOGUES
Andraste: That’s his kink afterall
Fia: I’m sure you’ll get to test them out later…hehe.
Andruil: Stockings mmmm
Ashara: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Definitely, hehe.
Andruil: I think most of the guys like that
Dirthamen: HAHAHA
(To Ashara): pls be salvadore again
Ashara: (BUT THEY DONT BC TIME WARP. lols dream boy keeps the smallclothes)
Vesperus: (ves gets to use it lelelele)
Andraste: Stay thirsty, my friend
(From Salvadore): okay~ xD isn’t it ves’ turn to give gifts
Andraste: http://sd.keepcalm-o-matic.co.uk/i/stay-thirsty-my-friends-2.png
Fen’Harel: bwi pls
Andruil: U can sexy times while gay fan gives gifts
Fam♦
Vesperus: Alright, I’ll go next. These were big in Minrathous last year. ♦hands Salvadore a glowing dildo♦ This is a magical dick. Pour some lyrium into this grove here and it’ll start…hammering away on the next item it comes in contact with.
Andraste: Oo nga Adrooel
Vesperus: (I drew Eury using this before LELELELELELELE)
Salvadore: (LMAOOOOO)
Andraste: LELLLLLLL
Salvadore: This is…
Vesperus: (and by me, I mean the maker, not ves)
Salvadore: ♦holds up the dildo, which throbs with magic in his hand♦ .n___n Wow, Vesperus. It’s… it’s beautiful. I thought I had everything in my collection, but apparently not.
Andruil: He loves it
Salvadore: I love it.
Vesperus: (TERRIFYING)
Andruil: Yup
Salvadore: (. ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡~)
Andraste: Perfecto~
Andruil: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Vesperus: Yeah, I thought so too when I saw your collection, you should try Minrathous. All sorts of weird, magic sex toys there.
Salvadore: Ah, so I’ve heard. (. ͡o ͜ʖ ͡o) After all this is over, Minrathous will be my next stop. Thank you, mi amigo.
Vesperus: And here, Dream Boy, it’s a magic belt…not that it can keep your pants up for long around Ashara. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Andraste: Bucket List Destinations
Andruil: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Ashara: ♦snickers♦
Nazares: I…err…well…belts have a variety of uses as well, don’t they?
Andraste: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Hehe
For slapping
Ashara: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) [Yes they do…]
Andruil: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Ashara: (LMAO O-(-<)>u<
Fia: Ohh, this is useful! I can write my notes down while making smallclothes…or other things…Thanks, Ves!
Ashara: Are you going to write more of those weird stories? ♦remembers Justice/Bogart fic and shudders♦
Andraste: Yack
Fia: Even weirder. ( ͡o ͜ʖ ͡o)
Ashara: ♦instinctively takes a step back♦ [HOW.]
Andraste: Like what oAo;;
Pls no dorfs
Vesperus: And…you…I guess, I may have something for you. ♦turns to Max and huffs, crossing his arms♦ Just so you don’t feel bad that you don’t have a gift…or something…
Andraste: Tsundereeeee ♦Pinches his cheek♦
Ashara: ♦cackles♦ Ves, just admit it! You lo—
Andraste: The title of this song uwu
Vesperus: (lel, I told bri that at one point, all the pairs will have theme songs. I WAS RIGHT.)
Andruil: Awwwwwwwwwwww
Ashara: (HUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHU)
Andraste: Oo nga >u<
Andruil: U 3 U
Vesperus: Shush, Ashara! A-Anyway, I have something for you! ♦leads Max over to where a suit of armor is standing♦ It’s a suit of armor for House Makarios since you like to hang around me and kill things all the time.
Andruil: Awwwwwwwwwwwww
Fen’Harel: makarios armor HUHUHUHUHU MUH OYAJIS
Andraste: UuU
Andruil: Love these 2…
Maximian: ♦inspects the armor which has snake motifs all over then notices a piece of cloth hanging on it and laughs♦ Ves…did you have an entire suit of armor made because you were embarrassed to give me this favor? (just like fenris huehuehue)
Andruil: FENRIS
Ashara: (OMG VES WOULD HUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHU)
Andraste: HEEHEE >u<
Vesperus: What?! NO. Who gave you that idea? But it’s already there…how did it get there? Why? Do you hate it? fine, if you don’t want it, I’ll take it back. ♦fails to carry it away with 2 STR♦
Fen’Harel: WOW TSUN TALAGA
Andraste: Aww noodley boy UuU
Andruil: THIS TSUNTSUN
Andraste: He’s even more tsun thant tsundere!Kayan, haha
Maximian: ♦laughs and places his hand on Ves’ shoulder♦ No, I love it and I’d be proud to wear this. All of this, since I’m fighting for you, amatus.
Andraste: ;u;
Andruil: ❤️❤️❤️❤️
Vesperus: FUCKING DISGUSTING. Stop being gross. ugh! Quick, give me your gift before I hurl.
Ashara: ♦grin at the world ‘Amatus.’♦
♦word
Andraste: HAHAHAHA
VES >u<
Ashara: (LELELELELE VES U SO CUTE)
Maximian: (‘m sorry but I can’t imagine Ves being lovey dovey so here you go)
Andruil: Ves: I WONT SAY IM IN LOOOOOOVE
Ashara: (perf)
Andruil: NO CHANCE NO WAY I WONT SAY IT NO NO
Andraste: HAHAHA SARA
It’s perfect Chels
Maximian: ♦laughs and takes Ves’ hand♦ I remember that in Tevinter, Ashara and the others got you this ring from our hiding spot in Seheron…this is the same ring I forced you to wear back when I asked you to do blood magic…♦looks somber♦ I should never have done that, but I was desperate to keep you alive back then. I don’t want you to remember that moment…so here. ♦removes the blood magic ring and replaces it with a plainer one that looks like a demented snake♦
Ashara: (HUHUHUHUHUHUHUHU)
Andruil: What a SWEET
Andraste: MAXXXXX
BEST LUMBERJACK SR.
Andruil: Oyaji thirst SAtisfied
Satiated
Vesperus: This is…from when…Laetrys made this cause she kept teasing you about wanting to marry me. It looks like a mutant worm…♦starts to blubber♦ I…okay, fine…this is…I love y
- the ring. It’s…it’s really nice…♦wipes his tears away then they kiss, but he moves away♦ But I still have one more gift to give so you wait here, you gross, mushy…thing…you.
The Maker (GM): ASHARA PA. Azeri’s favorite staff
Andruil: PMG
Fen’Harel: HUHUHUHU LAETRYS MADE IT Q uQ VES SAID HE LOVES MAX. well. close enough. HUHUHUHU
Dirthamen: Love thisssss
Andruil: I LOVE THESE OYAJIS SO MATS
Andraste: “I LOVE Y—- THE RING
Andruil: TSUNTSUN
Andraste: “YOU GROSS, MUSHY….THINGYOU
Ashara: ♦smiles fondly at Max and Ves♦ [He really loves him, huh.]
♦ships them♦
Andruil: Androoel approves
Andraste: Laetrys made it. How sweet UuU
Vesperus: What’s with that smile, Ashara? ♦narrows his eyes♦ Anyway, I have something for you!
(BFF feels tiem)
Andruil: Ves friendssss
Vesperus: (i love how before DB came along, it was always LIs + Ves for Ashara lmao)
Andraste: Ves friends foreverr
Oo nga
Lmao
Fen’Harel: ashara has been single for literally over a year wao
i mean rl time wise
Andruil: Lel
Fen’Harel: tabletop time wise it’s almost 7 years
Vesperus: (in game…6 years…)
(IYA ANO BUH)
Fen’Harel: LMAOOOO
Andraste: Heehee
Andruil: You two lelelelel
Andraste: Drift compatible
Ashara: ♦grins♦ I have something for you too, actually. You first.
Vesperus: I can’t believe that after all these years, you’re still using Elves’ Tears.
Ashara: It’s a damn fine staff.
I especially like the crying elves. It makes me feel… powerful.
Azeri: I can sense my People being oppressed.
Andruil: AZERI
CONTINUE DOING THR NASTEH WITH GRAN
Granuaile: ♦pins Azeri down♦ Hush.
Andraste: HAHAHA
(From Ashara): music pls
Ashara: (LMAOOOOO)
Andraste: “Friend Feels”!
Vesperus: (I forgot i got music for friends feels lel)
Ashara: (OOH friends theme ; w; )
Granuaile: Friend feels awwwwww
(AY
(ANDRUIL)
Andraste: Is this for Ves friends or friends in general? ;u;
Andruil: Sry I’m using my phone
Andraste: Azeri: F-friend what?
Vesperus: (friends in general…so MANLI AND KAYAN LATER)
Andruil: HUSH
Andraste: YAYYYY
Ashara: (Awww uwu)
Andruil: Cute HUHUHU
Andraste: Alright, go shine Ves friends
Vesperus: It’s an apprentice’s staff and you’re a magister now. You deserve a magister’s staff. ♦hands Ashara a similar-looking staff, only spikier with elves screaming in agony, “ivory” spikes rising around them♦ I’m proud of who you’ve become. Wait, scratch that, I’ve always thought you were the fiercest, strongest and most loyal people there. If I didn’t I wouldn’t have asked you to be my apprentice in Cheeseland.
>Ashara receives ELVES; AGONY
Andraste: Kekeke >u<
Andruil: HAHHAHAHA
Andraste: Azeri: Elf oppressionnnnnn
Ashara: ♦hugs him♦ Thank you, Vesperus. Without you, I wouldn’t be where I am today. You’re the craziest and best fucker I’ve ever met, and I’m happy to call you my best friend. ♦brandishes Elves’ Agony, still wearing her flowing red dress♦ What an upgrade. The elves screaming in agony is a nice touch. I love it! ♦cackles♦
Vesperus: Look at those sad little elves… ♦cackles♦ This should help with that crazy Lirelle bitch hunting us down. I know you’re one of the best ass-kickers out there. You found a way to do the impossible and de-Tranquilized me. ♦starts to blubber♦ But I’ve already lost so many friends…I can’t lose you too, Ashara…if I lost you too, I don’t know what I’d do— ♦uglysobs on her head♦
(MOAR FORESHADOWING NOMNOM)
Dirthamen: WOW MAKER
D:
Ashara: (FORESHADOWING?! MAKER PLS)
The Maker (GM): For the timeskip ano ba
Ashara: (oh wait bc of the timewarp xD)
Andraste: Like when Ashara goes into the portal?!
Ashara: (HUHUHUHU)
Andraste: Mmm that foreshadow
The Maker (GM): Ves has horrible luck with female BFFs…lmao…
Andraste: …..
Dirthamen: Huhu sad. And update, I just committed to dorm life for the next year >A<
The Maker (GM): OOOH, NAISU
With Ria?
Andraste: Congrats Carissa!
Fen’Harel: Congrats? xD
Andraste: How do you feel?
Andruil: CONGRATS?
Dirthamen: Yuh with Ria. I have mixed feelings because I remember how it is to dorm and I’m not super excited but I’d do it for my grades ;A;
Mom said naman I can just pay off the rest of the contract if I hated it so…
Ashara: (at least u kno ur roomie naman xD)
♦kisses Ves on the forehead♦ You big baby, there’s no need to worry. No matter what, I’ll always make my way back to you. I’ll punch the Maker himself in his holy balls if that’s what it takes.
The Maker (GM): EXCUSE ME
Andraste: Well, this time you’re with a friend diba?
Just try it out, and if you don’t like it, then go back home. Think of yourself first than the grades UuU
Pls do Ashara
Fen’Harel: LELELELE
Andraste: But yuh Carissa. Don’t be afraid. See this as a second chance on trying dorm life. It might be better ;u;
Vesperus: ♦wipes his face♦ Alright, alright, it’s your turn to give gifts. ugh, I hate having these things called “emotions”.
Andraste: Grinch: I FEEEEEEEEL.
The Maker (GM): HELP ME I CAN FEEEEEELLLL
Andraste: YOU’RE ALWAYS FEELING MAKER
Dirthamen: I was lucky with my roomates before :)) But yuh now with friends hahaha. I’ll see how this works out considering how unstable I get during the year huhu
HUHU THIS DIALOGUE
The Maker (GM): Oh, good point. I feel joy when you guys cry. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Ria’s super responsible naman, i think you 2 will get along~ >u<
Ashara: ♦laughs♦ Better get used to it, mi amigo.
♦goes over to the sack of goodies♦ Alright, I’ve got gifts for all you lucky bastards too.
Andraste: Mhm. Doesn’t mean you will be this year. Even if it’s not so great at first, everything will be alright in the end. You always have options, Carissa. ♦Hugs♦ ;u;
Santa Shara!
Fen’Harel: LEL
Andraste: The SS
Fia: Oooh, what do you have there? ♦poke the sack♦
Dirthamen: Ria is one of my medschool bestfriends so we’re good :)) I’ll stick it out and see how I feel hahaha.
Go Asharaaaaa
Ashara: ♦hands Fia an archer glove♦ Here, mi amiga. I got this from a merchant in Seleny and was saving it to give it to you now. I noticed you didn’t have proper gloves for archery, so here. It’s enchanted, too. ♦grins♦
> Fia acquires Perfect Fingers
Andraste: HAHAHAHA
Fia: Oh yeah…I’ve been wearing these mostly as a fashion statement, but these are pretty good looking for gloves. That Antivan leather…so sexy. Thanks Ashara! ♦hugs her♦
Dirthamen: WAO HAHAHA
Ashara: ♦hugs back, laughing♦ I’ll need you to cover my ass when we fight. Thanks for sticking around, Fia.
Fia: I remember when you guys were all fumbling, now you’re pretty good at being sneaky, Ashara. Anyway, next, I think I know what you got for Salvadore.
(fumbling…especially KAYAN)
Salvadore: ♦notices a familiar bulge in the sack♦ Mi amiga… Is that…
Andraste: (Black Fox Kayan…So sad >u>)
LMAOOO ONE TRUE LARVE
Ashara: Er… Yes. ♦pulls out the URB from the sack♦ I figured you like this thing so much that you might as well… have it.
Vesperus: WHY
Salvadore: > acquires Urthemiel’s Ritual Bludgeon
Maximian: ♦side-eyes Salvadore♦
Salvadore: (. ͡o ͜ʖ ͡o) This… this is…
It’s…
♦strokes the URB lovingly♦
Vesperus: [I wonder if he knows how many ancient asses that’s been up in…]
Salvadore: (.TT ͜ʖTT) It’s so beautiful, mi amiga. Thank you. Thank you so much.
Vesperus: (DAT EMOTICON)
Dirthamen: Lel Max :)))
Salvadore: ♦literally crying♦
Fia: What is that thing he’s doing? His eyes are sweating
Ashara: ♦awestruck at seeing Salvadore’s tears of joy♦
Vesperus: WHY
Nazares: ♦stares♦ what is going no…
Ashara: … Uh… You’re welcome. It’s the least I could do after all you’ve done for me. Thanks, Salvadore. For everything. Happy Satinalia.
Salvadore: ♦dries his face with a handkerchief and hugs Ashara♦ (. ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡~) Oh, it was only the least I could do… thank you, mi amiga. I’ll treasure this… forever.
Nazares: that is…terrifying
Ashara: ♦squeezes his shoulders♦ I’m… sure you will.
The Maker (GM): love ur son
Fen’Harel: SON LOVES THE URB SO MUCH
The Maker (GM): ANYWAY, moving on
Ashara: ♦rummages through the sack and pulls out a sword♦
The Maker (GM): lol how was Fia’s glove not crushed by all the weapons
Ashara: Max, this is for you. You’re going to need this to protect Ves’ ass.
(sturdy antivan leather lelele)
> Max acquired Sword of the Archon
You’re the best damn templar I’ve met. Let’s make sure it stays that way, si? ♦cackles♦
Maximian: This is a Blade of Mercy…you got this Archon Radonis himself. Thanks, Ashara. ♦chuckles♦ Seeing how much trouble Ves gets himself into, I think I’ll need this.
Vesperus: Hey, I don’t get into that much trouble. ♦accidentally knocks over a vase♦
Salvadore: ♦too busy fondling the URB to notice♦
♦too b— ANO BUH
(WOW)
Andraste: LMAO
Salvadore: (TOO DRIFT COMPATIBLE)
The Maker (GM): DEMMIT.
wait, brb, my mom’s making me utos to do something, back in 10-15 mins
Ashara: (LOL okay xD)
Andraste: Btw, where’s Bea?
The Maker (GM): back
Andraste: Welcome back!
Fen’Harel: wb. and idk where sylaaaise went o_o
Andraste: We have summoned her!
The Maker (GM): BEA STAY PUT. Lapit na gay fam
Anyway, 3 more gifts for Mean Girls!
Andraste: Mhm! Hello Bea!
Ihrlie: (sorry i fell asleep again huhu x.x)
The Maker (GM): (bea pls)
Andraste: ♦Pats pats♦ It’s fine. ;u;
The Maker (GM): Ashara,go go
Ashara: ♦grins at Ves♦ This is for you. Great minds think alike, mi amigo. ♦hands him an ornate black staff decorated with a snake coiled around an orb at the tip♦
> Ves received Serpent’s Snare
Vesperus: ♦cackles♦ Of course we both got each other staves! At least it’ll be easier to look inconspicuous with this new staff. And snakes, this is really good craftsmanship…thanks, Ashara. You’re the best. ♦grins back at her♦
The Maker (GM): I like how Iya named all the gifts pa
The Stick is d best
Andraste: Oo nga, haha
Fen’Harel: The Stick uwu
Ashara: ♦grins at him toothily♦ A snake, for House Makarios. Use it well si?
Vesperus: Of course! Now, I think you two should go out there and be all disgustingly mushy. ♦waggles eyebrows as Nazares approaches♦
Ashara: ♦shoots a glance at Nazares♦ I have one more gift to give out… if you’ll excuse us…
Vesperus: (LEL IYA)
Ashara: ♦drags Nazares out the room♦
Andraste: Happened again?
Go go go
Ashara: (HUHUHUHU DIS SONG)
Nazares: ♦they walk hand in hand along the terrace overlooking the sea♦ So…shall I go first?
Ashara: ♦grins at him♦ Fine by me. What is it?
Nazares: ♦takes out a hairpiece with a dark feather hanging from it♦ May I? ♦moves behind her and gathers her hair up into a bun, setting the hair accessory in place♦ Aside from keeping your hair away from your eyes, the feather is from Euresyne’s simir bird, so it is full of magical energy…and also sweetest revenge. ♦teasingly kisses her on the nape♦
Euresyne: BIRB. >8(
Dirthamen: HAHAHA
Andraste: Patay Birb
Ihrlie: (swooningggg)
Dirthamen: Sorry that birb….
:)))
Ashara: ♦laughs♦ That tickles, idiot. You really killed that bird?! Good fucking riddance! ♦throws her arms around his shoulders♦ … Thank you. This means a lot.
Andruil: Omg I fell asleep
Fen’Harel: HI ANDROOEL
Andraste: Woke up in time for Dreamshara
Andruil: Will look for food to wake up
YED
Nazares: I wanted to give you something useful and I must admit, I had some ulterior motive, because this look suits you very well.♦his fingers dance down her bare neck ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)♦ Or, if you require a more symbolic meaning for this…You are the one person I’ve been so carefree with my feelings. Just like a bird taking flight, I feel freer around you. I am no longer running from these dark forces, beside you, I will stand and fight.
Ashara: (LMAO THAT LENNY FACE)
Nazares: (Lenny approves the nape fondling)
Ashara: … You better. ♦takes the hand brushing her neck and kisses it♦ We’ll destroy them all. Euresyne, Lirelle, Iona. I don’t give a shit. Together, we’ll take them down so we can finally… go home.
Nazares: (NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MY FEELS)
(U MONSTER)
Ashara: (HUEHEUHEUEHEUEHEUEHEUHEUEHEUE)
Andraste: HUHUHUHUHU “Go home”
Ashara UuU
Ashara: (LEL NOT FOR A WHILE)
(O-(-<)>_>
Fen’Harel: ohhhh so dreamshara are literally on the terrace. asleep. LEL CUTE
Ihrlie: (i said what what in the butt)
Fen’Harel: bc theyre in the fade :B
Andruil: bea
Fen’Harel: ihrlie pls
Andruil: pls
The Maker (GM): STAWP
Andraste: ksdkjlfjskdljsdfklj
The Maker (GM): never should have showed bea
Andraste: BEA STOP MAKING ME LAUGH
Ihrlie: (OHYAY you can see me :3)
The Maker (GM): LESSGO IHRLIE
Andraste: I’m ugly giggling pfft
Fen’Harel: gogogogogo
Andraste: But go go go
Ihrlie: (how do i give my gift if some people are fade to black-ing and leeping on the terrace huhu)
Vita: Eerie! There you are! Rellia went back to her dad already…a-anyway, I have a Satinalia gift for you!
Andruil: you’re giving a gift to ashara

Vita: (YOUR EX-MASTER LEL…Ashara was nice naman to ihrlie)
Andraste: WHUT
True, but WHUT
Ihrlie: (okie vita first)
Andruil: (gran will be done in a while so finish the others muna XD )
Ihrlie: Vita! ♦smiles♦ You didn’t have to get me anything. ♦hides her gift as well♦
Vita: You go first. ♦grins at Ihrlie, holding her gift behind her back♦
Andraste: These bbs QuQ
Jerome: ♦watches nearby♦ Our children are so cute, Kayan…QuQ
Fen’Harel: lmao omg r u srsly giving a gift to Ashara? wao. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) she’s having Fade sex. but it won’t take that long naman. BABIES TIME
Kayan: (Omg, when you said that, it sounds like they’re going to make babies )
Ihrlie: Alright, alright. ♦brings it out♦ It’s a big sweater I made! So you’ll get to enjoy my hugs even when I’m not around.
Andruil: lol……….
Vita: (SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO CUTE)
Andruil: AW
Kayan: (SDJKJFKLSFJSKLFJ)
Andruil: SWEATER
FJHGJKIHLKUOJ;ILHKGUKTUKGHFL
SO CUTE I CANNOT
Kayan: (DARN U IHRLIE WHY U GOTTA BE SO CUTEEE)
Ihrlie: (:3 :3 :3)
Fen’Harel: oooomgggggggkhkjkh
warm hugs uwu
Vita: Oh, winter is starting! Perfect! ♦puts the sweater on, wiggling her fingers which are barely visible♦ and it’s wam like your hugs. Now let me give you my hug! ♦hugs Ihrlie with on hand, still hiding her gift♦
Fen’Harel: moe……
Kayan: (KJLSDFJKLSJFKLSKFJL STOP SO CUTE)
Andruil: MOEEEE
Kayan: (IS THIS WHAT IT FEELS LIKE WHEN YOU’RE A MOM)
(HNGGHHHHH)
The Maker (GM): talaos likey
Kayan: (GO AWAY TALAOS)
Fen’Harel: nO
Dirthamen: NO PLS
Ihrlie: ♦giggles and hugs Vita♦ I’m glad you love it! ♦is put down♦ You’re matching with Junior, too! I made him lots of clothes.
Junior: ♦falls over in his woollen sweater, pants, mittens and hat♦
Evander: >_>
Fen’Harel: LOL
Kayan: (♦CRIES♦)
Dirthamen: HAHAHA
Andruil: Evanderp holds up his necklace and shouts SHUN THE NUG
Kayan: (PFFFFFFFFT I’m seriously laughing x))
Andruil: NUG CANT GO NEAR ME I AM PROTECTED
Vita: ♦giggles at Junior who wiggles his creepy-ass fingers like Vita did♦ It’s nice and warm, like you. ♦nuzzles the sleeve♦ Anyway, my turn! ♦produces a jar full of shiny stones♦ I like collecting things like these, so I wanted to give you some! It’s a small jar, but inside, it’s nice and pretty, like you! And…♦gives Ihrlie an empty jar♦ So you can collect things yourself! Cy said that you don’t really get things for yourself cause you’re not used to it or something, so here. Make your own collection, Eerie!
Andruil: AWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
Kayan: (VITAA SO MOE)
Ihrlie: (AWWWWWWWWWWW)
Fen’Harel: DIS BABY
Kayan: (I FEEL ALL THESE FEELS)
(STOP STOP)
The Maker (GM): ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Andruil: Maker you really enjoy our tears…
I’ll just…stand in the rain so no one can see my crying..
Kayan: (Issok. She cries with us >8[ )
Ihrlie: ♦almost tearing up♦ T-Thank you, Vita…this is beautiful! I’ll make my own collection and show it to you soo! ♦initiates the hug this time♦
Vita: ♦squishes their cheeks together from their hug♦ Anyway, we should go give our gifts to the rest of the family! ♦links arms with Ihrlie and they go over to the others♦
Fen’Harel: awwwwww ; u;
Kayan: (T-this family will be the death of me Q________________Q)
Vita: (GAY FAM is the most moe…especially Manlietta. OuO)
Kayan: (HUHUHUHUHUHU)
Ihrlie: (SO CUTE
Jerome: Ihrlie! Vita! I was about to look for you to give you my Satinalia gifts. ♦gives Ihrlie a small wind-up bird and Vita a wind-up varghest♦ Try twisting those ____ there.
(IDK WHAT THEY’RE CALLED LMAO)
Kayan: (Knocs?)
(Knobs?)
Dirthamen: knobs probably
Ihrlie: Pretty! ♦winds it up♦
Dirthamen: or a crank or something
Vita: (i googled it…it’s wind-up key. XD)
Kayan: (Oh…..)
Dirthamen: HAHAHA well its the obvious answer lel :)))))
Kayan: (But awww Jerome’s gifts ;u;)
Vita: ♦winds her up and the varghest begins to flail on her palm, meanwhile, Ihrlie’s bird begins to flap its wings and play a music box tune♦
Ihrlie: ♦SPARKLY EYES♦
Jerome: Hmm, the varghest shouldn’t be moving like that…
Andruil: CUTE THO
Vita: It’s so pretty and cute! I love it, Jerjer!
Dirthamen: HAHAHAHAHA
Kayan: (PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFT)
(VITA SO MOE)
Ihrlie: She’s lovely! Thank you, Jerome! ♦they both hug blushy Jerome♦
The Maker (GM): DIS FAM
Kayan: (THIS GAY FAMILY UGH)
Andruil: DIS GAY FAM IS SO CUTE I love how different each of our “families” are
Kayan: (OO NGA)
(We have the Dalish family, Gay family, and Mean Girls cliche)
The Maker (GM): Cliques
Dirthamen: clique?
The Maker (GM): Dalish fam is sweet, Gay fam is moe and Mean Girls…are…er….
Dirthamen: a clique :)))))
Kayan: (Mean Girls are mean girls ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°))
Dirthamen: That’s actually the best description… hahaha
Andruil: Blairmira is like between Dalish FAM and gay fam
Ihrlie: And look what I got you, Jerome! ♦presents a dressy pin shaped like a strawberry♦ I had a feeling you’d like it ‘cos Kayan would call you his strawberry from time to time.
Kayan: (Oo nga. Blair is more for Dalish while Palomira for gay family)
(IHRLIEEEEEEEEEEEE)
The Maker (GM): IHRLIEEEEEEEEEE
Andruil: Evandore would “fall under” Dalish fam
Kayan: (STRAWBERRY JSDKLFJSKLFKL)
Andruil: CUTE IHRLEUSBAJAO
IHRLIE
Kayan: (ANO BUH IHRLIE U SO CUTE)
Jerome: (CANT STOP GRINNING)
Kayan: (DON’T MAKE ME CRY)
(SAME HERE)
(I’M HYPERVENTILATING)
Andruil: I LOGE GAY FAM
LOVE
Kayan: (MY CHEEKS HURT. GAY FAMILY)
Andruil: ♦hands Bri a chalice♦ for ur tears
Andraste: ♦Hugs it and cries♦ Q_____Q
Seriously, make it any cuter and I think I will legit cry ;A;
Jerome: ♦laughs softly♦ Perhaps my shirt reminds him of a strawberry. ♦places the pin on♦ Anything you can give me, makes me proud to be in this family with you, Ihrlie. ♦kisses her on the forehead and pats her♦
Andruil: AWWWWWWWW
Ihrlie: (AWWWWWWWWWWW QuQ)
Andruil: PAPA JEROME
Kayan: (SO MOE SO MOE UGH UGH UGH)
Fen’Harel: KAYROOOOOOOOOOOOME!!!!!!!!!
ay mamaya pa. srry i blacked out for 5 mins
Jahel: ♦cries as he spends Satinalia alone♦
Kayan: (PFFFFFFFFFFFT)
Fen’Harel: ♦scrolls up♦ omg strawberry earring
(JAHEL DOESNT EVEN CELEBRATE)
Andruil: ♦shoots an arrow at Jahel♦
Fen’Harel: (rivaini dont do satinalia. it’s andrastian)
Andruil: Muhahahaha
Kayan: (BAGEL PLS. GAY FAMILY TIME)
(He is andrastian…)
Fen’Harel: ♦pin
he is?
whoops
Vita: (Satinalia was originally for the Old Gods tho)
(VINTs > ANDRASTIANS)
Andruil: Dalish Supremacy >
Joke.
Kayan: (Andruil LEL)
(Anyway, go go go Ihrlie!)
Vita: ♦fidgets as she gives Jerome a series of papers ties together by a ribbon♦ Here, Jerome…I hope this gift is okay.
Jerome: ♦Jerome opens it and sees drawing with sentences detailing how Vita came to be with the gay family♦ This is lvoely, Vita..but why do you look scared?
Andruil: q o q
Ihrlie: (OMG CUTE THO)
Kayan: (HNGH VITA)
Vita: I heard you an Kayan fighting and you said that it might have been better if I was…♦fidgets♦ I know you didn’t mean it Jerome, so I wasnted to give you something to show how much I love being part of this family and how it’s made my life better. ♦smiles at him♦
Andruil: q AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA q
Ihrlie: (OHNO)
(PHNO BABYYYYYYYYYYYY)
Kayan: (OH NO YOU SDKLFJKSJFKSLJFKLSJKFJ)
Dirthamen: OMGGGGG
VITA ;A;
Kayan: (FEEL BAD STRAWBERRY FEEL BADDDD)
Jerome: Vita…♦single cheesy tear♦ You’re right…I didn’t mean it…I take back ever saying it, because I’m so happy to have you and Ihrlie as my daughters…♦holds their hands and squeezes♦ I will never, ever let any harm come to you.
Ihrlie: (OMFGHDHFHJEJSKK FUCK YOU MAKER)
Kayan: (FUDGE YOU MAKER DKJSLFJKLSJF)
Andruil: huhuhuh
Ihrlie: ♦hugs again♦
The Maker (GM): mmm feels ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Dirthamen: HUHUHUHUHU
Kayan: (MY CHEST HURTS ANO BUH)
Andruil: ♦gives Sylaise a chalice♦
♦also gives Dirtymen a chalice♦
Dirthamen: ♦rolls like a kamote♦
Andruil: For your tears…
Kayan: (UGH I CAN’T EVEN DRAW PROPERLY. MY ARM IS SHAKING TOO MUCH)
Ihrlie: ♦UHUHHUUUUHUHUHUHUHUUUUUU)
Manlietta: EERIEEEE!!! VITA-GIRL!!!! I HAVE GIFTS! ♦enters the room carrying things wrapped in brightly colored parchment♦
Ihrlie: (OMG)
Manlietta: And you too, Comte Jerome. ♦sets a massive mound on Jerome’s lap♦
Andruil: wow in not all caps
Kayan: (Oo nga Androoel ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°))
Jerome: (she’s using her"indoor voice")
♦pokes the package♦ [It’s…wet and squishy…what is this?!]
Ihrlie: ♦excitedly begins to open her gift♦
(To Ihrlie): I FORGOT…what did we say in the groupchat Manli gave Ihrlie?!
Vita: Oh, it’s a staff— Hey, this looks familiar.
(From Ihrlie): uh….did we? i thought it was just for kayrome XD just give her a dress or something like it
Manlietta: ♦maniacal smile with eyes bulging as Ihrlie finds the laciest, girliest, poofiest Orlesian dress EVER♦
Kayan: (MANLIIIIIII)
Ihrlie: ♦sparkly eyes♦ SO CUTE— ♦holds up the poofy, lacey, doesn’t-look-like-a-maid-outfit-at-all dress♦
Dirthamen: Omg that description :)))
Kayan: (Lmao Ihrlie x))
Ihrlie: It’s lovely! Can you imagine me wearing this, Jerome? :D
The Maker (GM): THAT’S REALLY SAD IF IT’S A MAID OUTFIT
since she was a HOUSE SLAVE
Kayan: (MANLI)
Ihrlie: (OMFG AHAHAHA)
Dirthamen: OMG YEAH :))))
Andruil: LMAO……………
Jerome: E-Erm…perhaps, a few minor alterations…♦sees a vein pop on Manlietta’s neck♦ What if we dyed it pink?
Manlietta: PINK? PINK?!?!?! …………………I LOVE IT
Ihrlie: ♦nods♦ I do love some pink~
Andraste: M-Manli OuO;;
Dirthamen: omg Manli is benta :)))))
Ihrlie: Thank youuuuuu!! ♦her tiny, tiny self hugs Manli around the torso♦
Andraste: That’s so cute…..qAq
Manlietta: ♦hugs Ihrlie in a surprisingly gentle manner, careful not to CRUSH her♦
Vita: Wait, Manli-li, where did you get this staff?
Ihrlie: (CUUUUUUUUUUUUTE)
Andraste: So gentle UuU
Manlietta: Skleros Tagaris gave it to MY BROTHERRRRRRRRRRRRR, Manlius. I found it among his things, but he preferred using AXES. But you I think it will be in good hands with you, Vita-Girl.
Vita: That’s so…sweet!!! ♦jumps and joins Irlie’s hug♦
Andraste: ;u;
Andruil: Q U Q
Jerome: ♦chuckles, watching them as he opens a gift and sees a giant ham♦
I…thank you…this looks delicious.
Ihrlie: (GIANT HAM)
Dirthamen: HAHAHA
Manlietta: ♦loud, bellowing laughter♦ NO, COMTE JEROME! That’s a new WEAPON TO BLUDGEON YOUR FOES TO DEATH WITH.
Andraste: Horacio gon steal yo ham. Watch it x))
Dirthamen: No wonder it was wet and squishy
OMG MANLI
Andraste: DEATH BY HAM
Ihrlie: (I CANT BREATHE OHGOD MANLI ILU)
Andraste: But his arms are so noodley. Manli pls >u<;;>u<)>83
Kayan: (Mhm!)
Andruil: Because Gran has gifts for Ihrlie and Kayan naman
The Maker (GM): ♦destroys the happy feels with angsteh finale♦
Andruil: Then can gift give— fuck u maker
Ihrlie: (WHAT)
(NO HOW DARE YOU)
The Maker (GM): YOU’LL SEE HUEHUEHUE~~~~
Andruil: IF I CAN ESCAPE THE FINALE I WOULD
Kayan: ♦Kayan Jr. hops on to the middle of the embrace, wearing a blue scarf that Kayan made from his waist cloth♦
Ihrlie: (AWWWWWWW)
Andruil: But I won’t bec I like angst
8’D
The Maker (GM): u masochist u. yes the maker likes
MATCHING WITH THE WINTER ATTIRE
Evander Greatly Disapproves
Kayan: (Wait, did I ever give Manli my gift? LEL)
(Evander pls)
The Maker (GM): …8D;;;;;;;;
Andruil: Azeri won’t mature if Gran is there the whole time.
Kayan: (We were too busy crying, omg)
The Maker (GM): True tho…sexyzeri hnnng
Andruil: Sexyzeri ♦swoons♦
Kayan: (Maybe I can give Manli’s, Horacio’s, and Vita’s gifts later. Cyrlie muna? 8)
Andruil: HORACIO?!
Kayan: (LELLL You’ll see)
Andruil: Yeah Cyrlie
Kayan: (Go go go Cyrlie)
Ihrlie: (my moe is ready)
Andruil: Going home now
Cyrus: Ihrlie…♦smiles and holds Ihrlie’s hand♦ Can I steal you for a bit? ♦they go into the ballroom of the estate and Ihrlie laughs as Cy lifts her and “dances” with her, her feet atop his♦ Remember when we first did this back in Carastes?
Ihrlie: (SWOONING)
Kayan: (QuQ)
Andruil: GUHUHUHUUHUHU
Ihrlie: ♦laugh simmers down into a giggle♦ I remember. Dancing with you like this. It felt amazing.
Cyrus: ♦gently sets her down and they both giggle as she curtsies and he bows♦ It still feels amazing to dance with you like that.
Andruil: Wow I love their theme
Ihrlie: Like I was someone important on the arm of someone I loved. ♦blushes♦ Why do you ask?
Kayan: (Precious theme for these cuties UuU)
Andruil: The music is making me cry….
Cyrus: (reminds you that ihrlie is dying)
Andruil: how bout fuq u
Kayan: (STAWP)
(^)
(From Ihrlie): whats the theme omg i cant hear the music on mobile huhu
(To Ihrlie): last leaf falls by lucas king. XD
(From Ihrlie): SOBBU
Cyrus: Because you and I have so many fond memories together…♦realizes how short their remaining time together is♦ I want to remember them forever and keep making memories like these.
Andruil: I imagine Cy fighting her until her Calling…. But imagine Cy having to face her before she turns into darkspawn………
Ihrlie: And I want to keep making memories with you, too, Cyrus.
Andruil: ♦CIGHRING WITH HER
♦fighting
Cyrus: (WAO UR TURRIBLE U HEATHEN U)
Andruil: IMAGINE THAT MOMENT… I’m sorry….. I HAD TO SHARE MY SAD FEELS
Kayan: (NOOO SARA WHY)
Andruil: ( Ihrlie: end the pain, Cy… )
FREE FLOWING TEARS
Cyrus: ♦hand trembles a bit as he reaches his his gift♦ I know that…that there will be times when I can’t follow you where you go, so, I got you these. ♦gives her leather gloves with intricate designs♦ I hope they can keep you warm and, well, just like how Junior was your surrogate for hugs when i couldn’t hold you, this will be like me holding your hands when I’m not there.
Andruil: T_____T yay u rly followed my advice
Kayan: (SAKITTTTT )
Ihrlie: ((OH MU OYIFFJ MY GODDDD CRYING)
Andruil: IM CRYING
NAMAMAN
Kayan: (“This will be like me holding your hands when I’m not there.”)
Andruil: HUHUHU CALLING HUHU
WALA NA…. MY Tears fell down
Kayan: (♦Gives you a chalice♦ Cry out all your tears QAQ)
Andruil: ♦takes chalice♦ AHUHHHHUHUGUGUHU THESE 2 ARE TOO PRECIOUS.
Ihrlie: ♦holds them, studies them for a moment before putting them on♦ They’re… They’re beautiful, Cy. ♦looks up at him and smiles♦ I’ll never take them off. I’ll keep them on for as long as I can. ♦tiptoes and kisses him on the cheek♦
Andruil: Why do they have to be in such pain Q A Q
Kayan: (CYRLIEEEEE)
Andruil: BEA IM CRYING SO MUCH
Ihrlie: And I got something for you as well. ♦reaches into her dress and pulls out something wrapped in taffeta paper♦
Andruil: (And WALA pa KAYROME…)
Kayan: (QuQ )
Cyrus: (AS LONG AS I CAN PAKSHET)
Ihrlie: (she’ll shower with them lawl)
Cyrus: (bathe…there are no showers. XD)
Ihrlie: (FOINE)
Cyrus: ♦smiles and takes the gift in his hands, slowly opening it♦
Andruil: OO NGA… Sexy baths
Ihrlie: It’s a cape! ♦smiles as Cy studies the black velvet cape♦ And there’s something extra that I had made. ♦the cape has a golden medallion with a forget-me-not engraved in the center♦
Cyrus: (FORGET-ME-NOT?!?!?!?! OH NO U DIDNT HOW DARE)
Kayan: (IHRLIE BBBBBBB)
Andruil: FUUUUUUUUUU
Ihrlie: (;3)
Kayan: (HE’LL ALWAYS THINK OF HER WHEN SHE’S IN THE TIME PORTAL)
Andruil: THESE LI INTERACTIONS TODAY
Kayan: (HNGHHHH)
(OO NGA)
Andruil: FUCK FROM LURELLEN TO GRANZERI TO DREAMSHARA
Kayan: (NOW TO CYRLIE THEN KAYROMEEE)
Andruil: Grelliot made me cry also…
Ihrlie: I learned from Gran that flowers have a special meaning to them and, well, I thought of this flower while thinking of you. Cy, you never abandoned me, from that time we first met. And that time we thought we’d never see each other face to face again. And I know you’ll never forget about me after all of this is over.
Andruil: AWWWWWWWWWWW
Kayan: (DJSLFJKLSJFKLSJKLFJLSFKJ)
Granuaile: (BLESS YOU CHILD)
(YOU LEARNED WELL FROM GRAN-SENSEI)
Ihrlie: That’s why I want you to wear this and remember how much you changed my life for the better. ♦smiles with a single tear♦ You saw through the shadows and found me, and freed me when I needed my life the most. I love you, Cyrus, and I know I’ll never forget you, even after we’re both gone from this world.
(aaaaaaaand now i’m crying WOOHOO)
Kayan: (“EVEN AFTER WE’RE BOTH GONE FROM THIS WORLD”)
Granuaile: (AYOKO NAAAAAAA)
Cyrus: (PAKSHET KA BEAAAAAAAAAAAAAA)
Granuaile: (FUCK ANO BA )
Kayan: (ANO BUH STOP HURTING MY HEART)
Granuaile: (IT’S LIKE GRANZERI HUHUHU with falon’din)
Ihrlie: (AWWYEAHHHH ALL THE PAIN 8’D 8’D)
Granuaile: (TANGINA WHAT HURTS MORE OS THAT SHES DYING FUCK EVERYTJING)
Kayan: (HNGH NO)
(SHE’S SO YOUNG PA)
(JUST 16 BB)
Granuaile: (GDI IM SO SAD )
Cyrus: I would never abandon you or forget you, Ihrlie. Never. Not after I thought I lost you before. not being able to be near you or with you was the worst feeling, but I stayed strong and I waited, because I knew you’d come back to me. If I brought you out of the shadows, then you gave me the sun and if you go, I’d gladly walk into the darkness to get to you. I also promise to never take this off as well…because I also love you and I always will, even after…♦chokes♦ Even after we’re both gone…
Granuaile: (PUTngina MO MAKER)
(ID GLDLY WALK INT O THE DARKNESS)
Kayan: (“If I brought you out of the shadows, then you gave me the sun and if you go, I’d gladly walk into the darkness to get to you.‘)
(JDKSJKLSJFKSJFLKSFJKSLJFKLSFJSKLFJSJFSKJSKLJFSKLJFSKL)
The Maker (GM): MMMMMMmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm ♦makes a hearty salty soup our of our combined tears♦
Granuaile: (WALA NA. IM OHT. FUCK IT ALCJKS FUCK FUCK FEELINGNS )
Kayan: (EVEN AFTER WE’RE BOTH GONE WAWA. NOOOO MUH FEELS)
Granuaile: (THESE LIs FUCK)
Ihrlie: ♦wipes Cyrus’ tears with her fingers♦ We both know where this is going. I know it, and you do, too. But I’m happy, at least, that we’re heading right into this together. Before it happens, we’ll have all these years to ourselves, to be together with our family.
Kayan: (KSDJLFJSKLJFKLDSKFJSKLJF CYRLIE)
The Maker (GM): Me RN: http://d22zlbw5ff7yk5.cloudfront.net/images/cm-32342-150ad65b6c1245.gif
Granuaile: (Q A Q CRYING SO MUCHA SJDOSK)
Kayan: (THAT’S ME TIMES A MILLION)
(DSKFJKSLJFKSLJFKSFSKFJSKLJFKL)
Granuaile: (IM LEGIT CRYING . ME TOO)
(SKDOSOSKNANW DJS ANSIS IS SIDNELDIOENS DISLANSJ)
Kayan: (THESE PAIRINGS)
Granuaile: (I LOVE YOU GUYS)
(I LOVE OUR PAIRS)
Ihrlie: ♦smiles, blushing when Cy puts on the cape because hot dayum he looks gurrrrd♦
Will you dance with me again?
Granuaile: (FUAAAARKKKKK)
Cyrus: And that’s why…♦sandwiches her tiny hands in his♦ That’s why we’ll keep making these happy memories so when you and I are at the end of the road, we can look back and be happy with what we made.
Kayan: (DANCE M-MUH FEELS)
(SKJDJFSKLJFKLSJFKLSJKLFJ)
(HOW DARE)
Granuaile: ( ♦HOLDS KAYAN CLOSE♦ )
Kayan: (♦HOLDS GRAN CLOSE AND CRIES♦)
Ihrlie: ♦nods and squeezes his hands♦
Granuaile: ( ♦CRYING♦ HUHUHUHUH YOUR CHILD KAHAN)
♦KAYAN
Kayan: (UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MY BBS)
Cyrus: Now then, about that dance? ♦Ihrlie giggles when he sweeps her up, his cape billowing as they dance♦
Granuaile: (I BELIEVE IN LOVE.)
Ihrlie: (ANDDDDDDDDD CREY)
Kayan: (THESE TWO BBS SO SWEET)
Ihrlie: (AGSJDKFJDHSGDGDJJSHHDJDMSJHA)
Granuaile: (I B E L I E V E I N L O V E)
Kayan: (STOP GIVING ME THE FEELS YOU TWO)
(UGHHHH)
(WAHHH)
Granuaile: (I—-I’M FEELING!!!!)
The Maker (GM): actually, i have a theory about how ihrlie can get cured of the blight ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Granuaile: (WHATSHABAHSJSN)
Kayan: (DURGEN -)
Granuaile: (W HA A A V AA. A A. A A. A A. A A A T)
Ihrlie: (?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!)
Granuaile: ( BLUD MAGIC?)
(NO. UH)
The Maker (GM): Alistair’s mom was cured of the Blight when she got preggo by his father who is DRAGON BLURDED
Granuaile: (SHIT CYRUS)
The Maker (GM): Guess who else is durgen blurded ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Kayan: (CYRUSSSS)
Granuaile: (GROW UP AND MAKE CHILDREN)
Ihrlie: (HOLYYYYYYYYYYY MOTHERFUUUUUUUU)
The Maker (GM): Cy’s dick saves the day
Kayan: (GROW UP FIRST YOU TWO)
Granuaile: (CY THANK U FOR UR DICK)
Kayan: (YOU TWO ARE STILL BBS)
(BLESS)
Ihrlie: (YESPLS WHEN I SIHRLIE’S BDAY)
Granuaile: (HUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUUUUUUU)
(ANO BE SHE ONLY 16)
The Maker (GM): imagine cyrlie’s child will be SUPER PRECIOUS TO THEM BECAUSE SHE’S A MIRACLE CHILD TO THEM
Kayan: (TOO YOUNG BB)
Granuaile: ( GIVE IT 5 MORE YEARS)
Kayan: (KDSJFKLSJKFSLJF)
Granuaile: (YUHSBSJSKSBDKSK)
Kayan: (GAY DADS WILL BE GAY GRANDPAS)
Ihrlie: (MAKER HOW DARE YOU YOURE MAKING ME CRY AGAIN BUT OUT OF HAPPINESS WAO)
Granuaile: ( FUCKING HELVETE)
The Maker (GM): GAY GRANDPAS UGLY CRY IN THE BACKGROUND
Granuaile: (HUHUUHUHHUHUHUUHUUUUU)
The Maker (GM): Vita would be happy cause their family got bigger
Kayan: (CYRLIEEEEEE ♦CRIES♦)
The Maker (GM): CYRLIEEEEEE
Kayan: (VITA THE DOTING AUNT)
Ihrlie: (VITA WITH BB NIECE)
Granuaile: (♦CRYING♦ CYRLIE PLSSSSS)
Kayan: (AND MANLI)
Granuaile: (MANLI WOULD SPOIL THE BABY)
The Maker (GM): I just kept this to myself to heighten the feels kanina haha
Granuaile: (BABIES FOR EACH FAM)
Kayan: (YESS. Manlietta: YOU WILL GROW UP TO BE A GREAT WARRIOR. ♦Tickles bb with her meaty fingers♦)
The Maker (GM): sadly, lurellen are still gonna die
Ihrlie: (WOW THNX MAKER)
Granuaile: (LURELLEN NOOOOOOOOOO)
The Maker (GM): no gaybies for u
Kayan: (MAKER ANO BUH)
Granuaile: (FUCK MUH LUFE)
(IMAGINR HOW SAD THE DALISH FAM WOULD BE)
The Maker (GM): Lurellen would be happy for Ihrlie escaping the Taint…but them….
Granuaile: (ARELLEN JR IF GRAN’S KID IS A BOY)
The Maker (GM): Durgurn blood resists the Taint eh.
Kayan: (AND THE BBS WILL BE LIKE: Mommy, Daddy, where are Uncle Lulu and Arellie going?)
Ihrlie: (NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO)
Granuaile: (Gran:…they’re… They’re… ♦STARTS TO SOB AND WAIL♦)
Kayan: (Anyway, go go go Cyrlie!)
The Maker (GM): Tapos na. XD IDK WHAT ELSE TO SAY NA
Kayan go na
Granuaile: (kayrome na baaaa)
Kayan: (FEELS)
The Maker (GM): after you finale na
Ihrlie: (oh we done na)
The Maker (GM): Hey, I still need Ihrlie after Kayrome
Kayan: (YES BUT BUT I still need to give gifts to Manli, Horacio, and Vita)
The Maker (GM): We’re gonna have MOAR ANGST
Ihrlie: (ohnoes ANGST)
The Maker (GM): WAG NA HORACIO
Kayan: (MAKE DON’T U DARE)
Granuaile: (HUHHUUHUUUHUUHUHUUU MY CRIES)
Kayan: (LELLL. Kk, just Manli then)
Granuaile: (THEN KAYROME)
The Maker (GM): i no curr about horacio tbh. MANLI THO QuQ
Granuaile: (H8 HORACIO ♦offers him as sacrificial lamb♦)
The Maker (GM): bff feels pa pala
Kayan: ♦Coughs as Horacio watches Manli and Kayan while eating Kayan’s gift, a templar sandwich. Pushes a box to Manli with his noodle arms♦ How silly of me, Bodacious Bronto. I got so carried away that I forgot to give you my gift.
Manlietta: …I FORGOT TOO! ♦laughs hard and slaps Kayan’s back♦ Now, what is this…♦opens the gift♦
Kayan: ♦Manli opens the gift, revealing a pink dawnstone armor with a face of a bronto on the chest plate♦ You’ve been so busy protecting me and this family, but sometimes I worry that you forget to look out for yourself.
Granuaile: (AWWW)
Manlietta: L-L-LITTLE FENNEC, It’S BEAUTIFUL!!!! ♦sneezes into her handkerchief♦ No need to look out for myself, BECAUSE I AM ALSO THIS FAMILY. THIS FAMILY IS ME AND I WILL ALWAYS PROTECT…US.
Kayan: And as I told the children before, I’ll protect this family as well. I’ll protect you, because this family would be incomplete without you.
Manlietta: ♦crushes Kayan in an embrace again♦ THANK YOU!!!! YOU ARE THE BESTEST FRIEND EVERRRRR
-!!!
Kayan: ♦Hugs back and laughs♦
Manlietta: ♦sets Kayan down in front of Vita, wiping a tear as she admires her new armor♦
Kayan: (Manli is such a cutie UuU)
Granuaile: (Moe famiry u w u)
Vita: Kayan! It’s finally my turn! Should I go first?
Kayan: Whatever you wish, Vita. ♦Smiles♦
Vita: Alright! Kayan, you never, ever gave up on me and I know you never will…when I was afraid and felt like a monster, you were there to remind me that you loved me and that I’m not alone. My dad is gone now, but at least, I have two new dads! So, I wanted to give you this. ♦gives him a brooch featuring a varghest with garnets embedded♦ This weird lizard thing is the symbol of House Tagaris cause I’m a Tagaris and you’re my dad, this is like your dad badge. Jerome told me that garnets mean devotion to family and I know you love us more than anything in the world.
Kayan: (Dad badge QuQ)
Vita: (DAD BADGE LIKE JEROME’S STRAWBERRY FROM IHRLIE!)
Kayan: (HNGH THESE DAUGHTERS)
Granuaile: (AWWWWWWWW)
Ihrlie: (B’AWWWWWWWW)
The Maker (GM): It’s been 13 hours of non-stop feels…how is bri still alive/awake
Kayan: (Barely ouo;;)
Granuaile: (Fueled by feels..)
Ihrlie: (IKR)
Kayan: (That too )
Ihrlie: (bwi is superhuman)
Granuaile: (This dedication…)
The Maker (GM): (sometimes I think Bri is older than Bea cause of Kayan-Ihrlie LELELELELELE)
Granuaile: (LMAO)
Ihrlie: (uhuhu)
The Maker (GM): also cause bea’s so fuckin tiny
( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)
Granuaile: (BEA, my 9 year old cousin is taller than you…..)
Ihrlie: (WOW THNX)
Granuaile: (I just realized it kanina… He’s almost my height….)
Kayan: Vita, I don’t know what to say…♦Pins it to his shirt and smiles♦ It’s absolutely stunning, but… ♦His smile deepens into a melancholic frown♦ I still cannot forgive myself for taking away your dad as if I stole his position… ♦Covers eyes♦ Vita, sometimes I still wonder how you’re able to forgive me. ♦Voice starts cracking♦ How did a monster like me get something so precious like you? I, I—
(How to cheese)
(Idk)
(Sometimes I forget you guys are 7 years older than me ;___;)
Granuaile: (That’s okay…. u w u)
Vita: (dont remind me how old i am ♦uglysobbing♦)
Kayan: (Thanks Gran uwu)
(♦Patspats♦ You’re not old)
Andruil: (You’re not old… Just turning 24)
Kayan: (Oo nga)
Vita: I’m not precious, Kayan. ♦removes his hands from his eyes and kisses him on the forehead♦ Remember what I said? I’m a monster too, that’s why you understand me best…but monsters can love too, so I love you, Kayan. ♦hugs him♦
Granuaile: (And I’m still 22. U w U Bri is 5 years younger)
Ihrlie: (MONSTERS CAN LOVE TOO IM CRYINGGGGGG)
Kayan: (VITAAAAAAAA)
Granuaile: (MKNSTERS CA LVE)
(I CRIE)
Kayan: (HOW DARE)
Vita: ( ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°) )
Granuaile: (Fueled by tears….)
Kayan: ♦Hugs tighter♦ …I love you too. ♦Kisses her on the forehead and chuckles♦ You’re the most lovable monster in all of Thedas then, especially with us.
Vita: ♦giggles♦ We can all be monsters together…anyway, I think you and Jerome have gifts of your own.
Jerome: Kayan, may I? ♦offers his arm♦
Dirthamen: ♦offers blessing on Kayan♦ You can do it!
Kayan: (QAQ)
Granuaile: (go rogue buddy!)
Kayan: ♦Nods to Vita and takes Jerome’s arm♦ Lead the way, Jerome.
(QAQ I CREY You’re so supportive)
Jerome: ♦leads Kayan outside and they walk along the shore of Llomeryn, taking off their shoes so that the water laps at their feet♦ We’ve been through so much, but I am glad spending time with the family managed to raise your spirits somewhat after everything, Kayan.
Kayan: (Wait, I thought they were back in Afaansa o3o)
Granuaile: (AWWWWWWW MUSIC)
The Maker (GM): ♦AFSAANA LEL
Kayan: (THIS MUSIC)
Granuaile: (AFSAANA LEL)
Kayan: (Bagel: ♦Watches from the side♦ Kayan… 8’( )
Granuaile: (Well it’s by the bay din naman)
( ♦throws a boot at bagel♦ ?
♦ )
The Maker (GM): whoops dc
Kayan: Of course. Spending time with everyone always makes me happy. This family gave me something that I never got when I still lived in Llomeryn with my siblings…
But Ihrlie, Vita, and Cyrus are all still so young, and they’re too busy running away from Euresyne to experience their childhoods… So, even when I never had one myself, I’ll try my best to give them what my parents never gave me.
Jerome: ♦smiles at Kayan♦ And this is why I have chosen this gift for you. May i go first?
Kayan: ♦Nods♦
Jerome: ♦they stop and Jerome moves behind Kayan and places a locket around his neck, wrapping his arms around Kayan as the sun begins to set♦ Kayan, I know that you often doubt yourself and feel that you are worthless because it was something your former family told you over and over again. But they are wrong. ♦Kayan opens the locket and sees a portrait of the gay family♦ I want you to have this so that whenever you feel as if you do not matter or that you can do nothing right, all you have to do is look at your locket and remind you that all these people here, especially me, love you and treasure you. I hope seeing us will inspire you just the way you inspire the rest of us to fight to protect what we have come to love.
Kayan: (Jeromeeeeeee ;u;)
Jerome: (MUH FEELS)
Granuaile: (HUHUHUIASHFUAUASFHA)
Dirthamen: MUH HEART
Kayan: J-Jerome, this is… ♦Starts giggling♦ You know me so well. I’ll cherish this and the family forever. ♦Squeezes Jerome’s hand as he still looks at the portrait, unable to stop smiling♦
Jerome: ♦laughs leaning his chin on Kayan’s head♦ I am happy that you love it, Kayan…I want you to always feel loved and precious, because you are. I was willing to wait six long years for you, because your love is bursting with love…you are dedicated and you make me happy being able to share my life with such an amazing person. Never forget this, Kayan…I love you. ♦Kayan leans his head back so that Jerome can kiss his lips♦
Kayan: (Jerome why are you so precious QAQ)
Jerome: (the entire gay fam is so precous I CREY)
Dirthamen: ;A;
Granuaile: (This love….. ;A; )
(Precious vanilla moe babies)
Kayan: And I love you Jerome. Every moment, I want to spend it together, and even when you’re not physically with me, I’ll know you’re still by my side in spirit. ♦Looks fondly at his lock♦
Jerome: (DIS FORESHADOWING)
Kayan: (YAYYY Foreshadow! 8D)
Jerome: I know it is the same for me, Kayan, because you will never abandon this family. ♦smiles♦ Now, it is your turn.
Granuaile: (Muhuhuhu at least we resolved… some things. so they won’t really thing they’re dead HEHE)
♦think
Kayan: Alright, but first, bring out your hands and close your eyes.
Jerome: Ah, this sounds very mysterious, indeed. ♦laughs and steps away to give Kayan space to move as he closes his eyes and holds his hands out♦
Kayan: ♦Places a round smooth surfaced object on Jerome’s hands, then cups his own hands on his♦ Keep your eyes close, and guess what it is.
Jerome: Hmm…♦smiles as he tries to determine what it is♦ Is it a runestone? No…a medallion? ♦chuckles♦ Am I even close?
(DESE 2 KYOT)
Granuaile: (I LOVE KAYROME)
Kayan: ♦Chuckles♦ A little when you mentioned a medallion.
Want to keep trying, or should I stop torturing you with the wait?
The Maker (GM): (bea ur boifurendo is da best. LENDING U PS3 JUST TO PLAY DA.)
Kayan: (How nice of him 8D)
Granuaile: (WOOOW)
Jerome: (he asked me if i have DA2 eh hehe. NOW JOIN USSSSS.)
Kayan: (He should join us for tabletop lel)
Granuaile: he
(sry_
(he’ll join us for griffon warden diba)
Jerome: (He loves Grey Wardens)
Sylaise: (I KNOW HE’S THE BEST heart eyes)
Jerome: (I told him I Greatly Approve him haha)
(sorry, going back..)
Kayan: (Hahaha x))
(It’s fine ;u;)
Jerome: Please! ♦laughs♦ Just tell me already what it is!
Kayan: If you want to find out, you’ll have to plead harder than that. ♦Laughs♦
Jerome: How about this then? ♦grins and kisses Kayan on the nose, missing his lips since his eyes are closed♦ Convinced yet?
Kayan: (Abubububu Jerome;u;)
You missed though! You were suppose to kiss me here. ♦Leans forward and gives a peck on Jerome’s lips♦
Jerome: (STOP DIS TOO CUTE)
Perhaps it’s time to let me open my eyes and look then?
Kayan: Alright, alright, you spoilsport. Let me kiss your eyes open first. ♦Kisses his right eye, then left♦ Go ahead and look now!
Jerome: ♦opens his eyes and looks down♦
Kayan: Now can you guess what it is? ♦Chuckles♦
Jerome: It’s…a compass?
Kayan: ♦Nods, while smiling, and takes Jerome’s hand to open the lid together♦ Exactly, but it’s not any regular compass. That would be too simple and you have plenty of those already.
Rather than pointing to a specific place… ♦Grabs Jerome’s hand and places over his chest♦ It will lead to my heart.
Jerome: (COMPASS BEGINS PLAYING AS THE FEELS DROWN ME)
Dirthamen: SAPPY GIFTS HUHU
Kayan: (”Compass points you anywhere. Closer to meeee~")
Jerome: Kayan…this is such a thoughtful and lovely gift…thank you. At least now, I will never worry about where you are whenever you go off on mission. ♦laughs and kisses Kayan♦ Thank you for this…and for everything.
Granuaile: (I AM SOI HAPPY FIR TGHEN: Why did Kayan stop?XD
Dirthamen: GO KAYAN
Are they supposed to be interrupted? :<
The Maker (GM): Why did Kayan stop? Will I make Elfie appear na?
Kayan: (Naw. He was just going to repeat what he basically said. I thought Jerome would interrupt him or something)
♦So in case anything goes wrong—
Dirthamen: Go Jerommeeee
Fen’Harel: hi
Kayan: (hiiii)
Granuaile: (WOLFYY)
Jerome: (WOLFEHYEY I DON’T HAVE TO BE ASHARA)
(how do ashara)
Fen’Harel: LOL YUP. ako na xD;
Granuaile: (Will i still be Kayanyan)
Jerome: (probs, bri’s barely awake na huhu)
Kayan: (yes pls)
Fen’Harel: she’s sooo tired lmao
Dirthamen: Bri finish this scene na then sleep D:
Jerome answer naaa
Thank u :D
Jerome: ♦presses a finger to Kayan’s lips♦ No, you will survive. We will survive. I will make sure of that, Kayan. We will watch over the family together and when all is over, we will retire to Orlais and live the rest of our lives in peace…I can think of no other future, because I love you so much. I cannot bear the thought of this family with even one member missing.
Fen’Harel: maker pls allow this fam to stay intact
Dirthamen: Yes to retirement plan HUHUHU
Kayan: If you say so, then I trust your words. ♦Kisses him♦
You better not be wrong, Jerome, or else I’ll never kiss you again. ♦Chuckles♦
Jerome: (DAS MORBID…but cute…morbid-cute…♦rolls around♦)
I always keep my word, remember? ♦chuckles and they kiss against the setting sun♦
(a cheeselord always pays his debts)
Kayan: (So that means no one from gay family dies? YAYYYY)
(NIGHT)
Dirthamen: NIGHT
Jerome: (no….>u>_
(GOOd NIGHT
Ihrlie: (i am not ready)
(huhu)
The Maker (GM): Ihrlie, enter the scene pls. >83
Ihrlie: ♦enters the scene♦
(omg what’s gonna happen im scared)
Jerome: Oh, Ihrlie! What are you doing here? It’s dark already…oh, what is that in your hands? A missive? Kayan, it’s from Elfrieda! Ihrlie, come along, we have to meet some friends.
Ihrlie: ♦nods and tags along♦
Granuaile: (oh whats happening)
(SORRY I WAS bugging mom about what i need to pack)
Kayan: [What’s going on here?] ♦runs to the cove where Elfrieda told them to meet♦
Elfrieda: Kayan! No time to explain! ♦runs across the shore towards him♦ Me have…to…you have to go inside! My spies saw Euresyne escape the island…she’s inside the estate looking for the statue! We have to get back in there and stop her!
Kayan: (I’ll be Kayan na? – Sara)
Lesi: (yep, go androoeel)
Kayan: What?! Let’s head there right now— Is it alright for you and Lesi though?
(HOW 2 KAYAN)
(i also don’t know who knows elfie and lesi)
( o u o )
Lesi: (THERE. That’s pretty Kayan. XD)
Jerome, you and I will warn the others. Kayan, promise to take care of Elfie for me, alright? We’ll see you later!
Jerome: Be safe, Kayan. ♦squeezes Kayan as they run back♦ Ihrlie, you two. Please find others to help you and stop Euresyne.
Ihrlie: We have to hurry!
Fen’Harel: dis music
Kayan: ♦takes Ihrlie by the hand♦ Let’s go, Ihrlie, Elfie!
Fen’Harel: shit is about to get real
Kayan: (HERE WE GO)
The Maker (GM): The gay family run back into the estate and bump into Ashara and Granuaile along the way.
(From Ihrlie): what’s the music huhu
Granuaile: Kayan, Ihrlie?! What’s going on? Why the rush? And who—
(To Ihrlie): Skyworld by TSFH XD
Ashara: Why the fuck are you fools running?!
Kayan: There’s no time to explain!! Euresyne is in the estate! We need to find her, NOW!
Elfrieda: No time to explain. Euresyne’s broken in and is after the halla statue as we speak!
Kayan: (LOL)
Elfrieda: (LEL)
Rellia: Shara! Where are you going?!
Azeri: Euresyne? No, ghaildhalas, it’s too dangerous to go there on your own. I shall accompany you.
Granuaile: Fenorain… Are you sure about that? The others are here too…
Ihrlie: Cy, Vita! Where are they?
Cyrus: Ihrlie! Do you need me to go with you? Vita’s still back with Manlietta.
Ashara: Euresyne?! Shit! Rellia, go run to our room and find your father.
Kayan: We need to warn them!—Cyrus, go warn them about this!
Ihrlie: ♦nods♦ We have to stop her before she finds that statue!
Azeri: You mean…Elliott? ♦nods solemnly♦ For you, ghaildhalas…I will make sure he is alright.
Rellia: Wait—! you all have to promise us that you’re all coming back! Please!
Granuaile: ♦hugs Azeri tight♦ Please take care of Elliott… Take care of Isidore and Evander as well. I beg of you. We’ll handle this.
(From Ihrlie): OH NO
(From Ihrlie): I THINK I KNOW WHATS GONNA HAPPEN
Granuaile: If anything happens—-go look for Clan Feyran. ♦squeezes Azeri’s hand and runs off♦
Cyrus: ♦kisses Ihrlie on the forehead♦ Stay safe. We won’t leave until youre back safe with us.
Ashara: ♦kneels so that she’s eye-level with Rellia♦ I promise, Rellia. Whatever happens, I’ll always make my way back to you. ♦embraces her quickly♦ Now go! Don’t go anywhere else! Run straight to your father!
Ihrlie: ♦nods♦ Take care of Vita and Junior! ♦kisses Cy♦
Azeri: No, nothing will happen! We will find your clan together…not after everything. Return to me, ghaidhalas.
Kayan: ♦takes Ihrlie’s hand again and squeezes it♦ Let’s go!
Elfrieda: I’m sorry, but we have to go.
Granuaile: I will. Just. In case… You go to them. Okay? My father will take care of you.
(From Ashara): wait kayan didnt give his =gift to vita daw LMAO
(From Ashara): bri said add it in the log na lang
(To Ashara): can do XD
(From Ashara): TY uwu
The Maker (GM): Elfrieda leads Kayan, Ihrlie, Granuaile and Ashara towards Salvadore’s main manor, pushing their way through the crowd of revelers. As they reach the main entrance, red templars block their way.
Elfrieda: I’ll handle them. ♦twirls her daggers in her hands♦ go ahead. ♦looks at Ashara♦ You know where the somniari keeps the statue? Get to it. quickly!
Kayan: Elfie—- Are you sure you can?! I could fight with you!
Ashara: Fasta Vass. So it’s true. Shit, this is just perfect timing, isn’t it… ♦looks at Elfrieda♦ I do. ♦runs to the study, her skirts billowing behind her♦
Elfrieda: I can do this Kayan. ♦grins at him♦ Now, you need to get to Euresyne. Go!
Granuaile: ♦nods at Elfie and runs after Ashara♦
Ihrlie: ♦takes Kayan’s hand this time as they follow Ashara♦
Kayan: Just… be safe, alright?— ♦is dragged by Ihrlie♦
Elfrieda: (LEL SARA AS KAYAN GOOD WORK)
Kayan: (I AM TRYING MUH BEST. )
The Maker (GM): Ashara leads the party up the stairs, dodging red templars until they reach the doorway of the room where Nazares hid the halla statue.
Ashara: ♦slams door open♦ It should be here! ♦runs to a pile of books and starts setting them aside♦
Kayan: ♦helps push around books♦ Ashara, are you sure it’s in here?!
The Maker (GM): The party hear the door slam shut behind all of you.
Granuaile: What—— ♦looks around♦ What
Ihrlie: ♦looks back♦ !!!
Ashara: ♦tosses aside a copy of Hard in Hightown to reveal the halla statue, which she grabs♦ Aha, it is— WHAT?!
Granuaile: ♦What’s going -
Kayan: Is it… Euresyne?! Who
-
Euresyne: Finally, you’re all here…Haven’t you realized? ♦smirks♦ This is a trap. You…all of you…and that warden were the largest thorns in my side for too long. It’s time to remove you from the equation…but I still need you so death isn’t an option. ♦holds up the orb that Nazares stole from her and the room fills with a green light♦
Fen’Harel: how did she steal the orb back
The Maker (GM): …it’s there in the manor. >o>;;; I NEED THE ORb OK
Fen’Harel: PLS COME UP WITH A BETTER EXPLANATION LMAO
it shouldnt be easily accessible xD;
The Maker (GM): Time slows down around the party and you find yourselves sucked into a vortex that begins to form in the middle of the rooom.
Granuaile: (Shet omg dafuq………what why omg wer is dream boy then where is everyone how did how)
The Maker (GM): Fine a different one
Granuaile: ♦holds onto Kayan♦ WHAT——
Ihrlie: ♦covers her eyes♦
Kayan: ♦struggles to get out♦ No— NO! ♦hugs Ihrlie♦
Ashara: [The somnobrium?! HOW?! Where is Nazares?!]
Euresyne: Goodbye, when this is all over…I will have succeeded, but I will be gone as well…farewell, Ashara. ♦the party fall into the vortex♦
Ashara: ♦dives at Euresyne before falling into the vortex, pulling her along with her♦ OH NO, YOU DON’T—!!!
Granuaile: By the Dread Wolf——-!
Kayan: ♦pulls Eury as well♦ Whatever this is, YOU’RE GOING WITH US!
Euresyne: NO! RELEASE ME! ♦struggles but the pull of the vortex and the PCs drags her in♦ You fools, the somnobrium— ♦the orbs shatters in her hand♦
The Maker (GM): Everything turns dark and the portal closes.
Granuaile: ( Q ____ Q )
Ashara: (osnp)
(is that the end?!)
The Maker (GM): NOOOOOO. Wait lang. XD
Ashara: (okay xD)
Granuaile: (i’m panicking internally)
The Maker (GM): The party open their eyes and find themselves in the same room.
(From Ihrlie): do they both know about this??
Ashara: What the—?! ♦notices the dilapidated state of the room♦
Ihrlie: ♦emerges from Kayan’s embrace♦ What…?
Granuaile: ♦looks at her surroundings♦ Why… What happened to everything??
Ashara: ♦grabs Euresyne♦ What did you fucking do, you bitch?!
Kayan: It’s… the same room? Why is something different. I somehow feel like something is wrong. ♦glares at Euresyne♦ What is this?! What did you do?!
Cyrus: MAKER…♦rushes in through the doorway♦ He was right! He was right! IHRLIEEEE—!!! ♦runs to Ihrlie and hugs her, but you notice that there is something wrong with him♦ Oh, Ihrlie…I thought…I thought I wouldn’t see you. You’ve been missing for an entire year!
Ashara: (OMG HOBO CY)
Granuaile: Wait….
AN ENTIRE YEAR?!
Ihrlie: ♦gasps in his embrace♦ Cy? Cy?! ♦hugs him back before pulling aside the old black cape to reveal a mess of hair and stubble♦
Euresyne: I used time magic and threw us into the future…you were supposed to be gone! How could……no—!!
Ashara: ♦looks at Cy, who’s covered in grime, and back at Euresyne♦ An entire year?! Explain yourself!!!
Kayan: CYRUS?! Is that really you?! ♦takes a step back♦ And— what?! A year?! We— are we in the… We got sent to the future?!
Ashara: (ay put that b4 eurys msg)
Granuaile: WHERE IS EVERYONE?! ♦rushes out the door♦
Ashara: Then—- ♦pushes Euresyne aside♦ TAGARIS! Do you know where Nazares and Rellia are?!
Granuaile: ♦comes back♦ The estate… It looks haunted!!!
Ashara: Vesperus?! Salvadore?! Fia?! Max?! ♦her voice is frantic♦
Ihrlie: ♦holds onto Cy♦ Cy, where’s Vita? Jerome? Junior? What happened?
Kayan: Where is Jerome?! And Vita? And Manletta?!
(wow same kinda thing)
Ashara: (wawa Cy, getting bombarded shet xD)
Cyrus: ♦shakes his head, his long, grimy hair falling all over his face♦ They all left…when you vanished…everyone went their separate ways…♦holds Ihrlie’s hand in his♦ But I stayed cause I hoped that you would return. Nazares…it was him who told me to stay here. He felt you in the Fade…but it was only a msall flash…and then nothing for an entire year.
Ihrlie: ♦tears fall down her face♦ What…? They’re…gone?
Granuaile: S-S-Separate ways? ♦falls to her knees♦ W-Where is my family?! Where is Lulu? Da’mi? Elliott? FENORAIN?… No… No this can’t be…
Ashara: So… ♦breathes out♦ Nazares is safe?! What about Rellia?! I need to find them!
Cyrus: Everyone is alive…the other’s kept contact—
Rellia: SHRAAAAAAAAAAA-!!!
Kayan: ♦pulls Euresyne by her neck whatever outfit♦ How DARE you do this!! ♦shakes her♦
Ashara: RELLIA!
Rellia: ♦runs to Ashara, crying and clings to her tightly and Ashara sees that Rellia has tied her hair in a similar manner to hers with her ribbon♦ Shara1 Shara! Don’t leave me again! Daddy said you’d come back…♦sobs♦ So we waited and waited!
Granuaile: Where is the somniari? We need to find him. ♦stands up♦
Ihrlie: ♦worried♦ Cy…what about Junior?
Cyrus: I…I remember that Jerome had him…they’re in the Frostbacks right now with an Avvar clan.
♦flies buzz all around him♦
(YACK)
Dirthamen: Gross Cyrus… D:
Kayan: At the Frostbacks?? Why there— And Cyrus.. I think you need a bath… We need to contact them!
Ihrlie: ♦remembers the winter outfit she knit for him♦ He’ll be alright…
Ashara: ♦clutches Rellia tight♦ Rellia! I… I thought I lost you! I’m glad you’re safe. ♦tears up♦ I don’t know what I would do if anything happened to you!
Ihrlie: And Vita?
Nazares: ♦walks into the room♦ Whatever questiond you have, I can answer…but first. ♦smiles♦ Welcome home, Ashara.
Ashara: ♦looks up, face wet with tears♦ Nazares!
Dirthamen: AWWW
Ashara: (meanwhile Eury is just… sitting there? O-(-< probs in shock after the time warp)
Granuaile: Nazares, do you know where the others are?!
Cyrus: Nazares! He’s been watching everyone in their dreams…he knows where everyone is. You should ask him, but first…♦looks at Euresyne and pulls his sword out♦ What should we do with her?
Granuaile: (Well Kayan shook her lmao)
The Maker (GM): > execute euryor spare her?
Kayan: (SPARE)
(SPARE)
Ihrlie: (MUH SHIP)
Granuaile: WAIT! ♦tries to stop Cyrus♦
Ashara: ♦goes up to Nazares with Rellia in tow♦ You’re safe… ♦embraces him. After a few beats, she notices Cy standing over Eury♦
[Euresyne…]
Wait.
Ihrlie: ♦a little surprised at Cyrus’ coldness♦ Cy, put it away.
Kayan: ♦takes out his daggers, and is filled with anger but notices that the others stopped♦ You have a plan, Ashara?
Euresyne: ♦bitter laughter♦ All this time you tried to kill me…you wanted to kill me and now, you show me mercy?
Cyrus: ♦expressions softens because of Ihrlie and he puts his sword away, going to stand behind her♦
Ashara: ♦walks up to Euresyne to stand over her, looking at her with a cold expression♦ Mercy?! This is no mercy. You’re going to help undo all that you’ve done.
Euresyne: Undo what I’ve done? I’ve done nothing because you dragged me in with you!
Nazares: That is not correct.
Euresyne: Enough cryptic sentences, Nazares. What do you mean?
Ashara: ♦is about to slap her when Nazares interrupts♦ What… what is it, then?
Nazares: (LEL ASHARA)
(ARE YOU SURE? once dream boy explains end na talaga, unless you wanna ask him questions muna. XD)
Kayan: (QUESTIONS)
Ashara: (oo nga QUESTIONS muna)
Granuaile: Nazares,wait… Where is Azeri?
Ihrlie: Vita. Where is she?
Granuaile: (ALL THE QUESTIONS)
Ashara: Wait, before you answer that… where are Vesperus and the others?
Granuaile: (ofc Ashara una)
Ashara: (she’s referring to all the Mean Girls na xD he should kno)
Granuaile: (he knows naman where everyone is diba ;v;)
Nazares: Fia and Salvadore joined the Corial Order, along with the loud, drunken qunari.
Vesperus and his templar returned to Tevinter to handle your estate in Carastes and there met with an old acquaintance, Svana. They are searching for a solution for the darkness that has fallen upon as all in your absence.
Your Azeri found Clan Feyran and has stayed with them, along with Isidore and Evander. Vita and Jerome are in the Frostbacks with Elfrieda…Cyrus was with them as well…but he fled in the middle of the night to come here.
Kayan: Vita and Jerome… with Elfie… I’m glad they’re safe. ♦big sigh♦
Nazares: As for the others…♦spreads his arms out, empty palms up♦ I have lost track of them. I do not know why…but clearly…something happened.
Ashara: ♦sighs in relief♦ At least they’re alive…
Granuaile: (Isidore, Evander and Elliott?lel)
Nazares: ♦And Elliott
(>u>;;;;;;;;; )
Granuaile: ♦starts to cry♦ Azeri… with the others… I’m so happy they’re with my clan… [I wonder what fen’bae and Uncle Varros thought of them…]
Ihrlie: ♦holds Cy’s hand♦ They’re all okay?
Granuaile: (bea, varros ;) ;) )
Ihrlie: (right in the ovaries agsjsjhsh)
Nazares: Most of them lost hope that you would return.
Ashara: But… you didn’t.
Cyrus: ♦holds Ihrlie’s hand♦ And neither did I.
Granuaile: Azeri… ♦clasps the amulet he gave her♦ As long as he’s alive… He’s waiting. I know he’s waiting for me…
Ihrlie: ♦looks at Cy and gives him a teary smile, gazing at the rusted medallion on his cape♦
Nazares: (NO THE FORGET-ME-NOTS PAKSHET KA)
Ihrlie: (HUEHUEHUEHEUEHUE)
Ashara: ♦walks up to Nazares, Eury forgotten♦ You’re wearing it. The amulet. ♦her face is wet with fresh tears as she toys with the dragontooth amulet around his neck♦
Kayan: Lost hope?! Would you think Jerome… Or Vita… Would you know?!
Nazares: The fact that some of them haven’t killed themselves means they did not lose hope completely.I told them there was a chance you were alive…I believe they are all waiting for you. We must contact them immediately—
Euresyne: No, it’s too soon to celebrate. You mentioned a darkness. Rosalinda succeeded, didn’t she?
Nazares: ♦bleakly♦ She did…

ONE YEAR AGO
Rosalinda: Berry, there you are! Did you bring it? ♦smiles as Berezi walks towards her, her eyes glowing pink as she holds a dragon statue♦
Berezi: ♦a hoarse sound barely escapes her lips as she gives Rosalinda the owl statue and the halla statue♦
Rosalinda: Here we go…I’m sorry you couldn’t be here to see this, Eury, but we finally did it…♦smiles as she sets the statues before an eluvian flanked with dragons♦
A taloned hand emerges from the mirror and a cloaked figure emerges from the eluvian, the bottom half of its face obscured by a mask.

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Antiva-Rivain Campaign Part XII
Ashara, Kayan, Granuaile, Lucas, Ihrlie

[UNDER CONSTRUCTION]

The party gather in the dining hall of the ship to discuss what information they have on Ashara. Rellia fidgets nearby, her eyes red and puffy from all the crying.
Salvadore: .n_n ♦pats Rellia on the head♦ Where is Vesperus? He’s been gone for hours…
Granuaile: ♦squats to be on the same height somehow as Rellia and tries to give her a flower♦
Rellia: ♦sniffles and takes the flower♦
Nazares: ♦furrows brows♦ I have been trying to search for her in The Fade but…I cannot find anything. ♦frowns♦ Euresyne’s mental wards are up. How could we have let Euresyne take her?
Rellia: Make sure she comes back, Daddy and Prince Salvadore! ♦clutches the flower tightly♦
Salvadore: There’s no use in speculating how, mi amigo. We need to find her, and fast. When is Vesperus coming back? It’s almost dusk.
Fia: Damn, maybe Euresyne got him!
Salvadore: If he doesn’t get back soon, we need to go.
Vesperus: ♦flies in through the window and returns to his human form♦ They’re not on Llomeryn anymore. Fuck, we need to move quickly!
Maximian: ♦grasps Ves’ arms♦ Ves, wait. What do you mean? Where did they go?
Salvadore: ♦stands up♦ Where are they, then?!
Vesperus: I saw them take a ship to this island not far from Llmoryn, but the jungles there were thick, I didn’t see where on the island they went. Fuck. Shit. ♦spits out a feather♦ And then that stupid simir bird attacked me! It thought I was trying to encroach on its territory or something.
Kayan: ♦ponders and remembers the location that Elfie showed him♦ Wait… I think I may know where Ashara is.
Salvadore: That bird needs to go. .n_n … ♦blinks at Kayan♦ Wait. You?
Nazares: How could you possibly know where?
Salvadore: I don’t trust you, but we have no other choice. .n_n You do know what will happen if you’re lying, si?
Kayan: ♦Shakes head♦ It won’t benefit either of us if I’m lying. I was informed by my friend, Elfrieda, that Euresyne was going to this temple near Llomeryn…
Vesperus: It must be that temple from all those years ago where that eluvian was.
Nazares: Euresyne only has one statue, what does she plan to do?
Kayan: I can show you the way. I got the directions memorized.
It’s the least I could do for Ashara after her saving my family back then.
Nazares: Then we must leave immediately.
Salvadore: Si. ♦ruffles Rellia’s hair♦ You’re in charge of the ship while I’m gone, alright princesa?
Maximian: ♦nods♦ We have to get to Ashara as soon as we can. Who knows what those bastards are up to.
Vesperus: As if i’d let them do anything to Ashara.
Maximian: ♦squeezes Ves’ arm♦ We wont allow it
Fia: Let’s go now! We’re wasting time. ♦Gestures to move on♦ Lead the way, Kayan!
Nazares: Magister Ashara will be back soon enough, Rellia, I can promise you that. ♦kisses her on the forehead as they exit♦

Kalarad brings the dreadnaught to the island and The Mean Girls, Lucas, Granuaile and Kayan disembark. The jungles around you are thick and you can hear the cawing of distant birds and the grumbling of predators among the foliage. Kayan leads the way until you reach a pathway that leads to a steep incline. Above, you can see the crumbling marble pillars of what was once a temple.
Kayan: This must be the entrance.
Nazares: Euresyne’s forces are concentrated here, we will face heavy opposition.
Kayan: As long as we work together, we will pull through.
Salvadore: ♦hefts the URB on his shoulders♦ at least we’ve come prepared. .n_n
Vesperus: Why the fuck do you have that?!
Salvadore: ♦smiles at Ves♦ I needed some heavy artillery.
Maximian: ♦looks warily at the URB♦ [Maker’s Balls, I thought I’d never see that thing again.]
Fia: ♦snickers♦ Go all out, Salvadore.
Kayan: Despite our differences ♦Side eyes Salvadore♦, nothing good will come of Euresyne having Ashara.
Maximian: ♦looks away from the URB and crosses arms♦ Where should we enter then?
Vesperus: Just…swing that shit away from me, Salvadore. Hehe, enter…♦coughs♦ I’ll go ahead and see if there are enemies. ♦shapeshifts into a raven and flies ahead♦
Isidore: ♦places hands on hips and looks around♦ We best be careful either way. ♦sighs♦ [Why am I here?]
Granuaile: ♦stares at URB♦ F-Fascinating?…
Kayan: ♦Grows uneasy♦ Whatever works, I suppose…
Granuaile: ♦takes Ihrlie by the hand♦
Fia: Anyone who gets in our way, will get an arrow right on the crotch.
Granuaile fails a Perception (Seeing) check
Nazares passes a Perception (Seeing) check
Maximian fails a Perception (Seeing) check
Ihrlie passes a Perception (Seeing) check
Isidore fails a Perception (Seeing) check
Fia fails a Perception (Seeing) check
Kayan fails a Perception (Seeing) check
Salvadore fails a Perception (Seeing) check
Isidore: ..Hmm. ♦stares at a wall♦
Fia: ♦scratches butt♦
Maximian: ♦scratches head♦
Ihrlie and Nazares see that the ground beneath them is giving way and step back in time, but the others fall into a pit. Maximian hits his head for being blind as fuck
Maximian: Ow! Maker’s Balls…♦rubs head♦
Lucas fails a Perception (Seeing) check
Lukey does not see the others fall and walks right into the hole
Lucas: ♦flails♦ WHATAGHHHH!!!!!
Granuaile passes a Dexterity (Acrobatics) check
Salvadore passes a Dexterity (Acrobatics) check
Fia passes a Dexterity (Acrobatics) check
Kayan passes a Dexterity (Acrobatics) check
Isidore passes a Dexterity (Acrobatics) check
Granuaile, Salvadora, Fia, Kayan and Isidore manage to hold onto the walls and help their less nimble allies up.
Fia: ♦helps Lukey up♦ Come on, Lukey Luke! We have to get moving.
Salvadore: ♦nods♦ Let’s go.
Lucas: ♦nods♦ Thanks Fia
Nazares: ♦goes ahead of the party♦ Hurry, we do not have any time!
Salvadore: ♦walks after him, the URB’s shaft bobbing lightly on his shoulder♦
Granuaile: ♦walks along staring at the URB♦
Fia: ♦admires the URB♦ [I want one too.]
Kayan: ♦Hand behind Ihrlie’s back as they walk together♦ We got this, Ihrlie.
Isidore: ♦walks next to Gran, still crossing his arms♦

The party continue until
Isidore: (I know I’m just following around __)
Fia: (hehe get up)
Lucas: ♦stares at the incline♦ Now what?
Granuaile: (Do we climb)
Salvadore: I suppose we could climb this. Or is there a way around?
Nazares: I could transport us, but that would take far to much mana.
And I will likely need it for the temple
Fia: Look around for another way in.
Granuaile: ♦remembers Arellen back then climbing then falling♦ Maybe there’s another way?…
Salvadore: ♦pats his arm♦ Save your mana. Let’s find another way.
Nazares: What are you suggesting?
Kayan: We could always sneak, considering most of us are rogues…
Salvadore: (sneak where)
Nazares: I do not think you can sneak on an incline.
Salvadore: (it’s an incline… like a hill L M AO)
Kayan: (Just sneak past whatever is up there)
Salvadore: (NOTHNG)
Maximian: Perhaps we should just climb it
Salvadore: (ITS A HILL)
Kayan: ♦Coughs and shuffles awkwardly♦ Right…
Salvadore: Let’s give the area a quick scan. If we don’t find another way, we climb.
The Maker (GM): Roll STR (Climbing) vs TN 16 unless you have better ideas
Salvadore: ♦looks around♦
(roll perception?)
Fia: Ancient buildings must have secret entrances somewhere…
Maximian: rolling 3d6+11
(
5
+
1
+
2
)11
= 19
Isidore: ♦sighs and looks at the incline♦ I’d prefer to not climb.
The Maker (GM): what was that roll
Lucas: (I’m confused are we climbing)
Fia: (Roll perception for another entrance)
(No)
Salvadore: rolling 3d6 + 3
(
3
+
5
+
5
)
3
= 16
Lucas: (kaaaay)
Granuaile: (percep for another ok)
Salvadore: (perception = u=)
Granuaile: rolling 3d6+3
(
1
+
2
+
1
)3
= 7
Fia: rolling 3d6 + 3
(
6
+
2
+
5
)
3
= 16
Granuaile: (L M A O)
Salvadore: (GRAN LMAO)
The Maker (GM): WAO
Ihrlie: rolling 3d6 + 5
(
5
+
6
+
2
)5
= 18
Isidore: rolling 3d6
(
2
+
3
+
1
)
= 6
Fia: rolling 3d6 + 2
(
2
+
6
+
3
)
2
= 13
Lucas: rolling 3d6+4
(
2
+
2
+
5
)4
= 13
Salvadore: (WAO ISIDORE)
Fia: (Oops. That was Kayan for the second one)
The Maker (GM): Isidore trips on his own too feet
Maximian: rolling 3d6
-1
(
6
+
5
+
3
)-1
= 13
Fia: (Wawa Isidore! Isiderp)
(Even Max did better)
Granuaile: ♦helps Isidore up♦ Are you alright?
The Maker (GM): Ihrlie tugs Kayan’s sleeve and points to what appears to be a pulley system nearby.
Salvadore: (galing isidore. he was too busy admiring his shoes)
Isidore: ♦embarrassed♦ S-Sorry.. Thank you, Granuaile.
Kayan: ♦Gestures to the rest of the party♦ Hey, Ihrlie found something!
Fia: Alright, Ihrlie! ♦Goes where Ihrlie pointed to♦
Salvadore: A pulley system. Brilliant.
Isidore: (Isiderp and Evanderp this is why they should be 2gdr 5evr)
Salvadore: (DERP LOVE)
Maximian: ♦Shrugs♦ Works for me
Kayan: ♦Pats Ihrlie♦ Well done, Ihrlie. Glad you’re with us.
Ihrlie: Junior: ♦climbs into the pulley basket♦
Granuaile: ♦walks to the pulley♦ [This is such an adventure.]
Fen’Harel: shoudnt someone stay down to operate the pulley?
Salvadore: ♦climbs in as well♦
Isidore: ♦wipes his shoes and climbs in♦
Kayan: ♦Climbs in, and helps Ihrlie get in the pulley♦
Lucas: ♦eyes basket and then climbs in♦
Maximian: ♦climbs in♦
Fia: ♦Hops on♦
(Ves?)
Salvadore: (Ves flew ahead)
(also how does the pulley work. erryone in the basket)
Fia: (Does someone have a sending stone with them?)
Salvadore: (ashara does)
Fia: (I have no idea…)
Granuaile: ♦clings onto Lucas and whispers♦ This is so fun.
Fia: (Sayang. We can’t call Ves)
Maximian: (do I make Max pull the rope up?)
The Maker (GM): GOt Dc. DX
Kayan: (Go Lumberjack Sr.)
Isidore: (Max can kasi he can climb)
Lucas: (WB MAKER)
The Maker (GM): Roll Cunning (Engineering) to see how it works.
Fia: rolling 3d6 + 2
(
3
+
4
+
1
)
2
= 10
Lucas: ♦pats♦ I suppose so
Salvadore: (wb maker xD)
Lucas: ♦pats Gran♦
Salvadore: rolling 3d6
(
5
+
5
+
5
)
= 15
Kayan: (Oops that was for Kayan)
The Maker (GM): I never said there were ropes, now did I?
Lucas: rolling 3d6+2
(
2
+
2
+
6
)2
= 12
Fia: rolling 3d6 + -2
(
2
+
6
+
1
)
-2
= 7
Salvadore: (fia…)
Nazares: rolling 3d6 + 4
(
4
+
4
+
3
)4
= 15
Maximian: rolling 3d6
-2
(
6
+
5
+
2
)-2
= 11
Granuaile: rolling 3d6
(
4
+
2
+
5
)
= 11
Isidore: rolling 3d6
7
(
6
+
3
+
6
)7
= 22
Kayan: (Kayan = 10)
(Fia = 7)
Isidore: (WELL)
The Maker (GM): HOLYSHIT ISIDORE
Ihrlie: rolling 3d6 + 1
(
5
+
4
+
4
)
1
= 14
Kayan: (GOOD JOB)
Isidore: (HOW DOES IT WORK)
Salvadore: (ISIDORE IS A NERD uwu)
The Maker (GM): Isidore stares at the opposite platform and realizes that you need sufficient weight to bring the platform everyone is standing on up.
Therefore, the heavier the person, the larger the weight needed to bring up.
Salvadore: (buti na lang no horacio)
Fia: (Lumberjack Sr!)
Isidore: I think we’ll need to split up.
The Maker (GM): HORACIO = leave his ass there
Salvadore: (LMAOOO)
The Maker (GM): Horacio is the weight used to bring everyone up lmao
Lucas: ♦frowns♦ What do you mean?
Fen’Harel: oo nga. he wouldve been useful xD
Fia: ♦Pats harshly on Isidore’s back♦ Nice one, bard.
(Wait. I wouldn’t use the word harshly)
Nazares: Explain this system.
Isidore: We need a group to stay on the other side so that the group here could go up.
Kayan: So, who goes where? Any ideas anyone?
Nazares: Could we not use stones as well? Unless the remaining group can climb up on their own..
Salvadore: Maximian, mi amigo, you’re capable of climbing up.
Nazares: (and ur the fattest one here)
Salvadore: (RUDE)
Fia: (Roooooood, haha)
Isidore: We’ll have to find big stones… Or a lot of them. That would take more time.
Nazares: (He’s almost 200llbs lmao + ARMOR)
Maximian: ♦shurgs♦ Should be easy enough I suppose
Granuaile: ♦clings onto Lukey and Isidore♦ We stay together.
Maximian: ♦shrugs♦
Salvadore: ♦hands him the URB♦ This weighs quite a bit…
Fia: Go use your lumberjack strength of yours, Max!
Maximian: ♦hesitantly accepts the URB♦ I…guess
Granuaile: (wait will lunch lang but i’ll bring the ipad)
Fia: ♦Chuckles♦ Grab it firmly. It’s quite heavy.
Salvadore: (mmk~ ENJOI!!!)
Fia: (Enjoy the food, Sara!)
Maximian: [Why do I have to carry this thing. Maker’s breath…]
Nazares: (awk x2 since the URB…) We cannot all go at once. Kayan should come up first with us because he knows the way.
Maximian: ♦Attaches the URB to his back♦ Yeah sure
♦looks uncomfortable♦
Kayan: (Ate and I brb)
Andruil: Yeah wait brb
Salvadore: We can take turns. You, me and Kayan can stay on this basket. The others can help Maximian out. .n_n
(BRB Q_Q)
Nazares: (only the maker is left lel)
Then let us go. ♦nods to Max who climbs onto the other platform and as he does, the one that Kayan, Salvadore and Nazares are on begins to rise♦
The Maker (GM): As it does, they hear the screeching of a simir bird. The look up and see Birb diving down, swooping at the ropes holding the pulley up.
Alistair: Swooping is bad.
Maximian: (Who’s alistair?)
Nazares: (I WAS JOKING. XD;; It’s a reference to Origins haha(
Lucas: MAKER! It’s that bird again!
Maximian: (lel sorry hahaha I thought I missed another char. Now I want to play Origins ;A: )
Nazares: Euresyne’s bird! ♦suddenly tumbles, the weight unsteady now and he knocks Kayan off the platform but Kayan holds onto the ledge♦
Fia: That bird’s messing things up again! Lukey Luke, do you think you can magic it away? I’ll try to put some arrows into it. ♦docks an arrows and aims at Birb♦
rolling 3d6 + 13
(
6
+
4
+
1
)13
= 24
The Maker (GM): rolling 3d6 + 15
(
5
+
3
+
4
)
15
= 27
Ihrlie: Kayan! ♦tries to pull him up♦
Lucas: rolling 3d6+11
(
5
+
4
+
6
)11
= 26
On it Fia!
The Maker (GM): Birb deftly dodges Fia’s arrows and Lucas’ shard of ice and swoops in again, cutting the opposite rope.
Ihrlie roll Str (Might) to pull Kayan up. XD
Lucas: Stupid bird! ♦tries hurling more magic♦
Ihrlie: (have zero strength huhu)
rolling 3d6
(
6
+
3
+
5
)
= 14
The Maker (GM): Ihrlie miraculously manages to pull Kayan back up onto the platform.
Ihrlie: (WAO)
Fia: Two more strikes and that platform’s going to plummet to the ground and they’re dead!
Lucas: ♦Curses♦
(Throw more magic?)
Isidore: If we do not get rid of that bird quickly, then the platform’s ropes will snap before we can get them back down here.
Fia: Let’s try hitting it again, Lukey!
rolling 3d6 + 13
(
6
+
3
+
2
)
13
= 24
The Maker (GM): rolling 3d6 + 15
(
6
+
1
+
6
)15
= 28
PAKSHET BIRB ANO BA)
Lucas: rolling 3d6
11
(
2
+
1
+
6
)11
= 20
(ay wait wrong magic)
rolling 3d6
9
(
3
+
6
+
2
)9
= 20
(LEL)
The Maker (GM): (Why 9 lang!?XD)
Birb manages to dodge Lucas and Fia’s ice and arrows again.
Lucas: (Muh magic is 7 but my armor is like +2 to magic)
Nazares: (I mean it was 11, why’d you minus?;3; )
rolling 3d6 + 11
(
3
+
5
+
1
)
11
= 20
(LOLNOPE)
♦tries to shoot magic at Birb who dodges easily♦
The Maker (GM): Ihrlie try pls
Ihrlie: (er Q u Q does ice work?)
The Maker (GM): go lang. XD
Andruil: I LAUGHED AT THR ALISTAIR
The Maker (GM): HEHEHEHE DIS POTATO WARDEN
Lucas: (not primal?)
Andruil: Also sorry Gran is still KO
The Maker (GM): (It ws ice…it IS primal)
Ihrlie: (shock nalang x.x)
Lucas: (ok again!)
rolling 3d6+11
(
6
+
6
+
4
)11
= 27
Andruil: They won’t let me go up
Ihrlie: rolling 3d6 + 5
(
6
+
1
+
3
)
5
= 15
Lucas: (YAS)
Fen’Harel: baaack
The Maker (GM): birb poops on Granuaile knocking her out
Fen’Harel: WAO DEADLY TAE
The Maker (GM): Lucas finally pierces one of Birb’s wings with a shard of ice.
Fen’Harel: srry mom just got here lmao
The Maker (GM): (I thought your mom wnet back to Texas?XD)
Lucas: Take that!
The Maker (GM): birb poops on Lucas in retaliation.
Dex (Acro) to dodge
Kayan: (BACK)
Andruil: Ok going back up
Kayan: rolling 3d6 + 9
(
6
+
3
+
2
)9
= 20
Andruil: It’s so WINDY
Kayan: (Throwing a dagger)
♦Throws a dagger at Birb♦
The Maker (GM): rolling 3d6 + 15
(
1
+
3
+
4
)
15
= 23
Fen’Harel: mom went back to tx for a while and she here again
The Maker (GM): Birb dodges Kayan’s dagger.
Fen’Harel: tbh she didnt need to get back to texas but shes neurotic abt the house
Lucas: rolling 3d6+2
(
4
+
2
+
5
)2
= 13
The Maker (GM): Lucas is hit by the poop and is not smelly
Kayan: Ugh, this “Birb” needs to die.
The Maker (GM): ♦now
(this is getting sad with birb lol)
Fen’Harel: can salvadore crack his whip at birb
Lucas: Ugh, not again! ♦wipes face♦
Fen’Harel: fucking BIRB
i hatechu
The Maker (GM): Go lang. XD
Fia: Salvadore, use your whip!
Salvadore: (what do i roll)
The Maker (GM): 3d6 + Dex vs Birb
Salvadore: rolling 3d6 + 8
(
4
+
6
+
1
)
8
= 19
The Maker (GM): rolling 3d6 + 15
(
4
+
1
+
1
)15
= 21
Salvadore: (FUCK ANO BEH)
Fia: Tsk, we’re getting beaten up by some bird. ♦Prepares her arrows♦
The Maker (GM): Birb poops on Salvadore
Lucas: ♦throws more ice shards♦
Salvadore: (can he dodge)
Lucas: rolling 3d6
11
(
1
+
2
+
5
)11
= 19
(LEL)
The Maker (GM): Dex Acro
Salvadore: rolling 3d6 + 8
(
1
+
5
+
6
)
8
= 20
The Maker (GM): rolling 3d6 15
(
2
+
3
+
2
)
15
= 22
Salvadore: (WAO FACK)
The Maker (GM): Salvadore is now covered in poop
Salvadore: (I HATE BIRB)
Lucas: (can I throw more ice?
)
Salvadore: ♦wipes poop off himself and onto Kayan♦ This bird. Must. Die. .n_n
Kayan: H-How is it possible that Birb keeps on dodging all our attacks! ♦Throws another dagger♦
♦Glares at Salvadore♦
rolling 3d6 + 9
(
3
+
4
+
6
)9
= 22
Andruil: OKAY I’’M BACK CAN ISIDERP AND GRAN DO SMTH
Kayan: ♦Throws another dagger♦
The Maker (GM): rolling 3d6 + 15
(
5
+
3
+
4
)
15
= 27
Kayan: (AY)
The Maker (GM): Birb dodges Kayan’s dagger and poops on him
Kayan: (BIRB)
Lucas: (do I rollll)
Granuaile: ♦wakes up smelling like poop♦ EW.
Kayan: ♦Grumbles♦
Fia: This bird needs to stop shitting! ♦Shoots at arrow♦
rolling 3d6 + 11
(
2
+
4
+
3
)11
= 20
The Maker (GM): rolling 3d6 + 15
(
1
+
6
+
4
)
15
= 26
birb poops on Foa
♦Fia
Granuaile: ♦prepares a dagger to throw♦
Lucas: ♦throws more magic♦
rolling 3d6+11
(
3
+
1
+
6
)11
= 21
The Maker (GM): rolling 3d6 + 15
(
4
+
3
+
1
)
15
= 23
Granuaile: rolling 3d6+9
(
3
+
6
+
6
)9
= 24
The Maker (GM): Birb poops on Lucas even more.
rolling 3d6 + 15
(
3
+
1
+
3
)
15
= 22
Granuaile: (YES)
(YEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS)
Salvadore: (GRAAAN)
Lucas: ♦gets more irritated♦ GAH
(go Gran!)
Granuaile: ♦throws dagger at Birb♦ HA!
Salvadore: (DID GRAN STAB IT? YES)
Kayan: How long are we going to do this?! ♦Annoyed♦
The Maker (GM): Granuaile hits birb in the wing with her dagger and she tries to fly away, both her wings having been injured by Lucas and Granuaile.
Salvadore: ♦whips at Birb again before it flies off♦
rolling 3d6 + 8
(
4
+
4
+
1
)8
= 17
(lol..)
The Maker (GM): rolling 3d6 + 15
(
1
+
2
+
3
)
15
= 21
Granuaile: We should kill it.
Salvadore: (reduce birbs rolls bc injured)
The Maker (GM): Birb gets away…
Salvadore: (HOY)
(NO INJURED)
Fia: Go, Gran! ♦Wipes away the poo on her face♦
The Maker (GM): OH FIN
rolling 3d6 + 12
(
5
+
5
+
6
)12
= 28
WAO
Granuaile: (HOW DID IT GET AWAY)
(ANO BA)
Salvadore: (WAO WHAT THE FUCK LMAO)
The Maker (GM): Birb still gets away
Salvadore: (BYE BIRB FUK U)
Granuaile: Thank you, Fia. ♦smiles♦
Fia: We’ll get that bird later. Ashara first.
Salvadore: ♦nods♦
Lucas: ♦grumbles♦ Stupid bird ♦uses water bottle to rinse some of the poop off♦
Isidore: Good thing it didn’t shit on me.
Fen’Harel: are they up the incline na? or close?
Ihrlie: ♦pees on Isidore’s leg♦
Salvadore: (OMG IHRLIE)
Nazares: ♦wipes the Birb poop off♦ This platform is still unstable.
Fia: (OMG)
Salvadore: (WOW)
(WOW)
Granuaile: (IHRLIE?!)
Nazares: (IHRLIE WHY)
Salvadore: (LMAOOOOO)
Ihrlie: (THAT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE JUNIOR)
Maximian: (lel Max couldn’t do anything)
Granuaile: (WHAT THE FUCK)
Kayan: I-Ihrlie…You alright?
Maximian: (OMG IHRLIE)
Granuaile: (HAHAHAHAHHAA)
Salvadore: (OH MY GOD)
Isidore: ♦dodges♦
Ihrlie: (THAT WAS JUMIOR IM SO SORRY)
Isidore: Disgusting. ♦greatly disapproves Ihrlie♦
Salvadore: (THAT MENTAL IMAGE)
(GRABE)
Nazares: (let me make a junior character for Bea na nga)
Kayan: ♦Grabs Ihrlie and slowly moves her aside♦ Don’t feel ashamed Ihrlie.
Salvadore: (PLS DO MAKER)
Ihrlie: (IM CRYING)
Kayan: ♦Awkwardly pats her♦
Maximian: [Why am I stuck with these people…]
Nazares: (now u have a maker. Kayan, pls potty train your daughter)
♦character
Salvadore: (wawa ihrlie. change it to junior naman when u put the log in obsidian, maker xD)
Nazares: This platform is still unstable….♦nearly stumbles as the platform sways in the wind.
Isidore: ♦stays next to Gran♦ Thank you for taking care of Evander by the way.
(I still dodged the weewee)
Salvadore: It looks like we’re close to the top. Hang on.
Maximian: (Isidore pls later na the feeels lel)
Granuaile: (HAHAHAH)
♦smiles at Isidore then looks up♦
The Maker (GM): The first party make it to the top. The platform returns to the bottom for Lucas, Fia Granuaile and Isidore.
Two ropes have been cut by Birb.
Lucas: ♦squints at the platform♦ It looks unstable…
Fia: Wow, that’s sketchy.
Salvadore: ♦Looks at the ropes♦ It does. Do the rest of you want to attempt climbing?
(Nazares, Kayan, and Salvadore at the top na diba)
Isidore: I don’t think I could climb.
Lucas: (Lucas is 0 strengthhhhh)
Isidore: ( -1 str YO)
The Maker (GM): Str (Climbing) vs TN 16 to cling
Granuaile: I..I’ll try.
The Maker (GM): ♦climb
Granuaile: rolling 3d6
1
(
4
+
5
+
6
)1
= 16
(WOW)
Salvadore: (GOOD JERB GRAN)
Fia: rolling 3d6 + 4
(
1
+
4
+
4
)
4
= 13
Lucas: rolling 3d6
(
2
+
2
+
1
)
= 5
Kayan: (♦Claps♦ 8D)
Lucas: (Shet)
Kayan: (………….)
Isidore: ♦sighs♦ Do I have to?
Salvadore: (the others who fail the climb have to use the pulley pa)
Lucas: (Bad rolls foreverrr)
Maximian: rolling 3d6 + 11
(
6
+
1
+
2
)11
= 20
Kayan: (Go Max!)
Granuaile: ♦climbs up♦ You can do it, guys!
Lucas: I think I’ll just use the pulley ♦looks at noodle arms♦
Salvadore: (lumberjack needs to stay down to help with the pulley diba)
Isidore: rolling 3d6 -1
(
1
+
2
+
5
)-1
= 7
Salvadore: (isidore…)
Isidore: (That’s why I DIDN’T TRY, MAKER lel)
The Maker (GM): Lucas and Isidore climb and then immediately fell on their butts, taking 3 dmg
Isidore: ( T__T )
Lucas: ♦frowns at noodle arms♦
Salvadore: .n_n Stop fooling around.
The Maker (GM): Granuaile reaches the top.
Isidore: Ugh. I shouldn’t have tried… ♦brushes the dust off his bumbum and walks to the pulley♦
The Maker (GM): The pulley goes up once again, shaking in the wind. You hear a familiar screech and Birb reappears, fully healed. She swoops at the remaining ropes.
Kayan: Quick, attack the Birb!
♦Throws a dagger♦
Nazares: Euresyne is aware of our presence if that bird has been healed!
Kayan: rolling 3d6 + 9
(
5
+
3
+
4
)
9
= 21
The Maker (GM): rolling 3d6 + 15
(
1
+
2
+
2
)15
= 20
Isidore: (NAISU)
Fia: Then we better move faster.
The Maker (GM): Kayan’s dagger hits one of Birb’s wings. In anger, she poops on him.
Granuaile: ♦also throws a dagger♦
rolling 3d6
9
(
6
+
4
+
4
)9
= 23
Salvadore: .n_n Let’s get rid of it once and for all.
The Maker (GM): rolling 3d6 + 15
(
1
+
5
+
4
)
15
= 25
Granuaile: (demmit)
Salvadore: (WAO ANO BUH)
The Maker (GM): birb poops on Granuaile
Kayan: [At least I finally hit it! I have to tell Elfrieda later…]
Granuaile: ♦frowns♦
Salvadore: rolling 3d6+8
(
4
+
6
+
4
)8
= 22
The Maker (GM): rolling 3d6 + 15
(
1
+
3
+
5
)
15
= 24
Birb poops on Salvadore
Fia: rolling 3d6 + 13
(
3
+
3
+
2
)13
= 21
Salvadore: (I hate this birb lmaoooo)
Fia: ♦Shoots arrow♦
The Maker (GM): rolling 3d6 + 15
(
3
+
1
+
4
)
15
= 23
Birb poops on Fia
Granuaile: ♦wipes away poop with her scarf♦
Fia: (I love Birb for her derpiness, haha)
Isidore: (Imma try also D; )
Fia: ♦Wipes off poop♦ Yuck! Absolutely disgusting.
Isidore: ♦loads up crossbow and shoots♦
Lucas: rolling 3d6+11
(
2
+
2
+
5
)11
= 20
Isidore: rolling 3d6
6
(
6
+
1
+
6
)6
= 19
The Maker (GM): rolling 3d6 + 15
(
3
+
1
+
1
)
15
= 20
Re-roll
Lukey
birb poops in Isidore
Lucas: rolling 3d6+11
(
2
+
6
+
1
)11
= 20
The Maker (GM): rolling 3d6 + 15
(
5
+
4
+
2
)
15
= 26
Birb poops on Lucas
Salvadore: rolling 3d6+8
(
4
+
6
+
5
)8
= 23
Lucas: (LEL)
The Maker (GM): rolling 3d6 + 15
(
2
+
5
+
4
)
15
= 26
Birb poops on Salvadore
Isidore: Ugh. Disgusting. ♦wipes away poop with handkerchief♦
Salvadore: (FUCK THIS BIRB OMG IT KEEPS POOPING. HOW MUCH SHIT DOES IT HAVE)
Granuaile: (SO MUCH POOP where does birb get all the poop)
♦throws another dagger♦
Lucas: ♦wipes face♦ THIS BIRD-!
Granuaile: rolling 3d6+9
(
3
+
6
+
2
)9
= 20
Junior: ♦feels like pooping too at the sight of all that poop♦
Fia: How does it keep on shitting?! ♦Prepares to shoot another arrow♦
The Maker (GM): rolling 3d6 + 15
(
1
+
2
+
4
)
15
= 22
Fia: rolling 3d6 + 13
(
6
+
1
+
2
)13
= 22
Granuaile: (fucking hell)
The Maker (GM): Birb poops on Gran
rolling 3d6 + 15
(
6
+
3
+
5
)
15
= 29
birb Poops on Fia twice
Salvadore: (omfg)
Granuaile: More poop……… ♦wipes poop away with her scarf♦
Salvadore: rolling 3d6 + 8
(
3
+
3
+
6
)8
= 20
The Maker (GM): rolling 3d6 + 15
(
5
+
4
+
3
)
15
= 27
Salvadore: (OTL OTL OTL OTL OTL OTL OTL OTL OTL OTL)
The Maker (GM): Birb poops in Salvadore
ANO BA SIGE NA NGA.
Salvadore: (HALP ANO BUH)
The Maker (GM): Just as Birb swoops in to cut the final two ropes, a raven crashes into her. The two birds rise higher into the air as they claw and peck at each other. After a few minutes, Birb and the raven crash to the ground before the party.
Salvadore: (VES u wu)
Granuaile: (THANK VES)
Vesperus: ♦shapeshifts back into a human♦ Ow…ow…ow..
Salvadore: (arent the others still on the ground. sina ihrlie, lukey, isidore…)
The Maker (GM): Ihrlie was with Kayan
Salvadore: (max)
Lucas: (Wait lang helping my mom out via viber)
Salvadore: (ohhh k. so who’s still down )
Granuaile: Vesperus! [Thank the creators]
Isidore: (me)
The Maker (GM): Fia, Lukey and Isidore are still on the pulley. Max is down there pa.
Isidore: (o)
The Maker (GM): ROLL FOR INITIATIVE
Salvadore: ♦wipes poop on Kayan♦ .n_n Vesperus. How lovely of you to join us.
Fia: ♦Calls out to Ves♦ Ves! You alright?!
Salvadore: rolling 3d6 + 18
(
5
+
1
+
1
)18
= 25
Vesperus: ♦wrinkles nose in disgust♦ You all smell like shit.
Granuaile: rolling 3d6
21
(
2
+
2
+
3
)21
= 28
Salvadore: (ves can help with the pulley too!)
Kayan: ♦Grumbles♦
Salvadore: (so the others can come up na)
Granuaile: (he’ll have to go down then?)
Fia: Ves! Go help your boyfriend with the pulley!
Salvadore: (pwede. he can move up easily bc shapeshift)
Granuaile: (oh yuhhh)
Vesperus: He’s not my boyfriend, Fia! ♦grumbles and shapeshifsts back into a raven and goes down to help the others up♦
Granuaile: Boyfriend…?
The Maker (GM): rolling 3d6 + 25
(
2
+
6
+
5
)
25
= 38
w-wao…
Salvadore: (WHAT IS THAT. WHY 25)
Granuaile: (25?!)
Salvadore: (25)
The Maker (GM): Birb’s Dex is 25. Speed is Dex + 10
Granuaile: (FUCKING HELL)
Salvadore: (i hatechu birb)
The Maker (GM): ♦15
birb’s Defense is 20
Armor of 10
Granuaile: (WHY)
Salvadore: (ay the URB is still with Max pa OTL OTL OTL)
Granuaile: (oo nga)
The Maker (GM): (SALVADORE WHY DID U DO THAT)
Salvadore: (BC IT’S HEAVY)
Fia: ♦Chuckles♦ Alright, alright. Go to your FRIEND, Ves.
♦Quickly scribbles notes♦ [Playing hard to get, I like.]
The Maker (GM): Fia ano buh. XD
Fia: (IGNORE THAT)
The Maker (GM): TIME TO FIGHT
Granuaile: ♦watches Fia scribble notes♦
(LEL)
The Maker (GM): Birb > Gran >Salvadore >
Fia: (Kk. Will roll for initiative)
rolling 3d6 + 21
(
6
+
1
+
2
)
21
= 30
The Maker (GM): fia’s not up yet
Ihrlie, Kayan
Kayan: (Oh…)
Granuaile: (wher dream boy?)
Kayan: (K. Kayan’s roll)
Salvadore: (dream boy too?)
Kayan: rolling 3d6 + 21
(
2
+
3
+
3
)21
= 29
Ihrlie: rolling 3d6 + 15
(
3
+
3
+
2
)
15
= 23
The Maker (GM): Wait lang po. XD
Nazares: rolling 3d6 + 13
(
3
+
6
+
2
)13
= 24
Salvadore: (slow mages lmao)
Granuaile: (rogue power)
Salvadore: (then again salvadore only rolled 25. muh rolls…)
The Maker (GM): Birb > Gran > Salvadore > Kayan > Ihrlie > Lucas (let’s say they get up na at the last minute wawa Kari)
Birb first. >83
Salvadore: (so lukey is there na? what about isidore?)
Granuaile: (even Fia and Isidore?)
The Maker (GM): Oh fine, those two then. The Oyajis are still down there
Granuaile: (Isidore last na he is slowest)
Salvadore: (oo fia isidore? and ves and max can get up easily! max can climb with urb and ves can fly. URB PLS)
Kayan: ♦Curses Birb under his breath♦ This annoying Birb…
(Oo nga Ate)
The Maker (GM): Birb uses Whirlwing, flapping her wings to hit the party with a wind attack.
Salvadore: (URB ; A; )
The Maker (GM): rolling 3d6 + 15
(
3
+
3
+
2
)
15
= 23
Salvadore: (dodge?)
The Maker (GM): Not unless your Def is higher than 23
Salvadore: (… okay.jpg)
The Maker (GM): rolling 4d6 + 15
(
2
+
5
+
2
+
6
)15
= 30
30 dmg to the whole party
Granuaile: (demmit)
The Maker (GM): Except for sina Lukey.
Salvadore: (R U SHITTING ME)
The Maker (GM): Kayan na
Kayan: (OMG ANO BUH)
(9 HP LEFT FOR KAYAN)
The Maker (GM): IHRLIE HEAL PLS
Salvadore: (FIA AND SALVADORE ARE BOTH HERE)
(DOMINANCE PLS)
The Maker (GM): NO
Salvadore: (WHY NOT)
The Maker (GM): Fia’s not there yet
Ihrlie: rolling 3d6 + 7
(
4
+
3
+
4
)
7
= 18
The Maker (GM): Next round pa huehue
Salvadore: (demmit stunt points pa ;;)
The Maker (GM): Ihrlie, it’s not your turn
Ihrlie: (DEMMET stop rushing me!!)
The Maker (GM): Birb > Gran > Salvadore > Kayan > Ihrlie > Lucas
Gran na~
Granuaile: (oh)
The Maker (GM): Def is 20
Granuaile: rolling 3d6+14
(
4
+
5
+
4
)14
= 27
The Maker (GM): btw, perverts get +5 attack roll when using the URB
Urthemiel can feel your nasteh
Gran hits!
Granuaile: (YEHEY)
Kayan: (Haha. Bless Urthemiel)
Granuaile: (can i bluff?)
The Maker (GM): Fine
Salvadore: (i thought u said sina fia and isidore are up na)
(kanina.)
The Maker (GM): (after this round)
Granuaile: rolling 3d6
9
(
2
+
4
+
3
)9
= 18
The Maker (GM): rolling 3d6 + 7
(
4
+
4
+
4
)
7
= 19
Granuaile: (i doubt it’d work lel)
The Maker (GM): lmao fuck
Granuaile: (oh well)
(no bluff then)
Salvadore: (salvadore doesnt even have the URB yet. i hate this birb so much Q_Q)
Kayan: (What’s the HP of Birb?)
Granuaile: rolling 7d6+19
(
3
+
3
+
4
+
3
+
1
+
2
+
6
)19
= 41
The Maker (GM): Also, I have to nerf Dominate. So only Salvadore and Fia’s SP rolls will count
Kayan: (Birb makes me laugh, but I am worried about dying)
Granuaile: ♦pierce armor♦
Salvadore: (makes sense huhu)
(hate birb pls die)
(GO GRAN uwu)
The Maker (GM): birb: 209/250
Salvadore: (WAT)
Kayan: (Like a durgen, except i can hit us!)
Granuaile: (dafuq)
Kayan: (♦ It)
Granuaile: (ARE THERE DURGENS HERE?!)
Kayan: (Ano buh)
Granuaile: (?!?!?!)
The Maker (GM): No
Granuaile: (DEMMIT)
Kayan: (Oo nga. Gran can— Nvm)
The Maker (GM): Eury not dumb, she cleaned dis place out after the hoo-hah
Salvadore: (LEL. salvadore na?)
The Maker (GM): yep
Granuaile: (salvadore now)
Salvadore: (what’s birb’s willpower)
The Maker (GM): 6
Salvadore: ♦uses domination♦
The Maker (GM): LOL
Granuaile: (VER GOOD)
Salvadore: rolling 3d6 + 11
(
3
+
6
+
4
)
11
= 24
(omg pls)
Granuaile: (pls)
The Maker (GM): rolling 3d6 + 6
(
3
+
4
+
2
)6
= 15
Granuaile: (YES)
Salvadore: (YES)
The Maker (GM): HAHAHAAHAH
Salvadore: (HAHAHAH HE DOMMED BIRB)
Kayan: (AWW YISS)
Granuaile: (THANK SALVADORE)
Kayan: (Wao….)
Granuaile: ♦amazed by Salvadore♦ Wow.
Salvadore: (KNOCKED PRONE NA)
Kayan: (That’s groce actually, but yay!)
Lucas: (Wao salvadore)
Salvadore: (IM LOLING)
The Maker (GM): Birb bends down, raising her hindquarters up to reveal her cloaca to Salvadre as she coos lustily.
Salvadore: (GROSS)
Granuaile: (WOW)
(KADIRI)
Salvadore: (WHY DO U WRITE THAT MAKER)
The Maker (GM): (LMAOOOOO)
Lucas: (GROSS)
Salvadore: (I HATECHU)
Ihrlie: (IM EATING)
Granuaile: (ano BA)
Salvadore: .n_n
Granuaile: (SALVADORE PLS)
Lucas: What in the name of the Maker…
Kayan: ♦Shields Ihrlie’s eyes♦ This is not for your fragile heart, Ihrlie!
Salvadore: (can salvadore attack pa or next na?)
The Maker (GM): Next na
Salvadore: (who next)
Kayan: (♦Bluff roll♦)
The Maker (GM): Kayan
Ihrlie: ♦peeks through Kayan’s fingers in fascination♦
The Maker (GM): rolling 3d6 + 7
(
6
+
4
+
2
)
7
= 19
Salvadore: (is birbs def lower bc she prone)
Kayan: rolling 3d6 + 9
(
1
+
5
+
4
)9
= 19
Salvadore: (wao)
The Maker (GM): Reroll
Kayan: rolling 3d6 + 9
(
5
+
2
+
5
)
9
= 21
The Maker (GM): rolling 3d6 + 7
(
4
+
1
+
6
)7
= 18
Salvadore: (YAY)
The Maker (GM): Hits!
Her Def is halved so Def of 10.
Kayan: (♦Attack♦)
Salvadore: (GO KAYAAAN GO)
Kayan: rolling 3d6 + 12
(
2
+
1
+
1
)
12
= 16
(……………………….)
(Sayang)
Salvadore: (is that bluff)
(sp)
Kayan: (Attack roll)
Granuaile: (sp doe)
The Maker (GM): hits
Salvadore: (her def is 10)
(bc prone)
Kayan: (Phew. Thanks Salvadore ;u;)
Salvadore: (Dmg na)
Kayan: (♦Dmg♦)
The Maker (GM): u guys really love to use dominate lmao
DOMINATE VS WILLIE
Kayan: (Is Birb weak to anything?)
(Omg….Nasteh)
The Maker (GM): Lightning
Lucas: (…. grosss)
Kayan: (AWW YISS)
Salvadore: (GONNA DOMINATE WILLIE AND SHOVE THE URB UP HIS—)
Granuaile: (gross tho)
(wew)
Lucas: (I HAVE LIGHTNING)
Kayan: (I have a lightning dagger!)
Salvadore: (AWWRIGHT)
Lucas: (muh spelll)
The Maker (GM): x2 for 1 dagger. Roll separate ply
Kayan: (Alright)
(♦Lightning Dagger♦)
(With bluff)
(And the added talents)
rolling 4d6 + 22
(
6
+
2
+
4
+
1
)22
= 35
(Did I do it correctly for this dagger?)
The Maker (GM): x2
Kayan: (70)
Lucas: (IS IT DEAD)
Kayan: (No)
The Maker (GM): Next na
Lucas: (crayolaaa)
Kayan: (Dagger two still!)
The Maker (GM): Yeah next dagger, I mean. XD
Kayan: (♦Dagger 2♦)
rolling 3d6 + 17
(
2
+
4
+
2
)
17
= 25
(95 dmg)
Fen’Harel: (NICE KAYAN)
Lucas: (Gud job!)
Fen’Harel: Justice: YESSS, KAYAAAAN
The Maker (GM): Pierce armor?
Kayan: (95 dmg – 10 DEF = 85 dmg)
(OO YUH)
Granuaile: (THANK KAYAN)
The Maker (GM): PIERCE ARMOR NA
Fen’Harel: (YUH)
Kayan: ♦Pierce armor♦
The Maker (GM): Ihrlie
Kayan: (Thank youu!)
The Maker (GM): heal ur dad pls
Fen’Harel: group heal pls
Kayan: ♦Bleeds everywhere♦ QuQ
Granuaile: Good job, Kayan!
Kayan: (Group heal! Everyone got 30 dmg)
♦Wearily holds thumbs up♦ T-thanks, Gran!
The Maker (GM): Sylaiiiise?
Ihrlie: rolling 3d6 + 7
(
6
+
5
+
6
)7
= 24
Fen’Harel: (SP!)
The Maker (GM): WAO
6 SP!
Kayan: (HOLY. BLESS IHRLIE)
Ihrlie: (can i fast cast heal or)
The Maker (GM): You can
Ihrlie: rolling 1d6 + 7
(
2
)
7
= 9
♦heal againnnn♦
rolling 3d6 + 7
(
3
+
3
+
5
)7
= 18
Fen’Harel: luv u ihrlie)
Ihrlie: rolling 1d6 + 7
(
1
)
7
= 8
The Maker (GM): SP!
Granuaile: (luv ihrlie)
The Maker (GM): Party heals 17 HP
Fen’Harel: THX IHRLIEEE
Ihrlie: (:3)
The Maker (GM): Spell lance
Ihrlie roll d6 + Magic
♦3
Ihrlie: rolling 3d6 + 5
(
2
+
1
+
1
)5
= 9
Kayan: ♦Gives a quick hug to Ihrlie♦ I’m so proud Ihrlie.
The Maker (GM): DEMMIT
Granuaile: (lel…)
Ihrlie: (doesn’t hit crey)
The Maker (GM): Ihrlie’s spelllance misses Birb’s exposed cloaca
Granuaile: (yak)
Lucas: (groce)
Kayan: (…………….)
Granuaile: (HP ?)
Salvadore: (Q_Q)
Ihrlie: ♦hugs Kayan while observing Birb’s cloaca♦
The Maker (GM): 114/250
Granuaile: (IHRLIE WHY R U OBSERVING)
Salvadore: (IHRLIE PLS)
Ihrlie: (she’s the youngest so she’s curious :3)
Kayan: ♦Covers Ihrlie’s eyes♦
Nazares: ♦Crushing Prison♦
Granuaile: I-Ihrlie… Are you sure you want to look at that…
Kayan: Remember, don’t look. ♦Disgusted face♦ [Absolutely disgusting.]
Lucas: ♦looks away♦ Ugh!
Nazares: rolling 1d6 + 9
(
3
)
9
= 12
Kayan: (Lucas: I need a vhenana now >8[)
Lucas: (no)
The Maker (GM): 12 dmg but Birb is paralyzed for 3 rounds. Next round, birb takes additional 2d6 + 9 dmg, then 3d6 + 9 in the 3rd round…assuming birb lives that long
Salvadore: (BYE BIRB)
Lucas: (yasss)
Kayan: (Galingg)
Nazares: rolling 2d6 + 5
(
4
+
1
)5
= 10
The Maker (GM): x2 cause it’s a Lightning staff
Lucas: (VERY NICE)
The Maker (GM): Lukey
Salvadore: (LELELELE u 80-sth HP na lang? GO LUKEY)
The Maker (GM): 82HP
Kayan: (Finish her)
Lucas: ♦throws lightning♦
rolling 3d6
11
(
6
+
1
+
2
)11
= 20
(hits!)
Salvadore: It’s weakened. .n_n Let’s finish it.
The Maker (GM): AWWYEAAAH
Salvadore: (YEEEE LUKEY)
Lucas: (For damage)
Salvadore: (dmg roll?)
Granuaile: (THANK LUKEY)
Kayan: Let’s finish her. Once and for all.
Lucas: rolling 2d6
11
(
4
+
5
)11
= 20
The Maker (GM): x2
Lucas: (
5 bec of runes so 25)
Salvadore: (spell lance pa~)
Lucas: (50 damage!)
The Maker (GM): birb = 37HP
No, runes aren’t part of the x2
Lucas: (should I throw another spell?)
The Maker (GM): Unless they’re Lightning runes
Salvadore: (no. spell lance)
(save ur mana)
Lucas: (ok >A< Nah they aren’t)
Salvadore: (birb cant attack na xD)
The Maker (GM): We still have Thalia
Granuaile: (spell lanceee)
(FUQ)
Lucas: rolling 3d6+5
(
2
+
4
+
4
)+5
= 15
The Maker (GM): hits
dmg pls
Lucas: (lel that was damage roll >A<)>A> )
The Maker (GM): since salvadore has nothing to do with it, lel.
What level is Lukey?
Lucas: ( 7 :( )
The Maker (GM): What level is needed for level 8 again?8D;;
Kayan: (……..Maker)
Lucas: (…..)
Salvadore: (exp u mean? maker pls)
Granuaile: (4800)
(do i get animal handling??)
Kayan: (Thank Gran)
Granuaile: (;A;)
Lucas: (Okay)
Salvadore: (thx gran u w u)
Granuaile: (and do i roll hp)
The Maker (GM): Yep 1d6
Granuaile: rolling 1d6
(
1
)
= 1
(OKAY.)
Salvadore: (WAO)
Kayan: (Oooooh! You can practice your focus on Gran 8D)
The Maker (GM): WAO
Granuaile: (OKAY.JPEG)
The Maker (GM): Even so + to Dex, Comm or Perception
Kayan: (…………)
The Maker (GM): Oh fine, wawa naman Lukey and Ihrlie, +500 EXP
Instead of 200
Salvadore: (to catch up xD)
Granuaile: (EVERYONE? lol jk)
Lucas: (Thank u maker ;A; )
The Maker (GM): Everyone
Granuaile: (do i get animal handling ;u;)
The Maker (GM): Up to you. XD
Granuaile: (YES)
Salvadore: (EVERYONE gets 500? YAYYY)
The Maker (GM): Lukey should level up na with Thalia. OKAY, LET’S CONTINUE
Kayan: ♦Sighs♦ Finally…
Fen’Harel: lessgoooo
max and ves are up na too
The Maker (GM): The party gains sexy simir armor x1, elfroot x 6 and dawnstone x 6
Salvadore: ♦takes the URB from Max♦ Thank you. .n_n
(omg who gets what L O L0
Lucas: (Im going to totally raise perception next)
Granuaile: (elfroot yaas)
Kayan: (Rolling for all)
Salvadore: (can salvadore roll for sexy simir armor)
Granuaile: (rolling for all also 8D)
The Maker (GM): Can’t you guys just half the elfroot and dawnstone?
DONT BE GREEDY
Granuaile: (armor)
Lucas: (Ok)
Salvadore: (yuhhhh)
Kayan: (Pweds, but there are 4 of us)
The Maker (GM): There are 5 of u
Lucas: (I have dragon bone armor so its ok with me >A< )
(I mean dragon mage coat)
The Maker (GM): Sexy simir armor is like a sexy bikini made of feathers lmao
Salvadore: (salvadore wants it)
Kayan: (Manli……Huhu)
Granuaile: (Gran wants it also)
Kayan: (Or Horacio PFFFT)
The Maker (GM): of course he does
Salvadore: .n
n
(it wont fit horacio pls go)
The Maker (GM): Roll 2d6
♦1d6
Salvadore: (for armor)
Kayan: rolling 1d6
(
1
)
= 1
Granuaile: rolling 1d6
(
6
)
= 6
Kayan: (HAHA)
Granuaile: (sry)
Salvadore: rolling 1d6
(
2
)
= 2
(LOL GRAN GETS IT)
The Maker (GM): wawa salvadore
Granuaile: (mine n
n )
Salvadore: (o well he can BUY ONE)
Granuaile: ♦takes the armor♦
The Maker (GM): Sexy Simir Armor gives you 5 Perception but -10 AR
Kayan: (Azeri’s banana will rise)
(WHUT)
Lucas: (lets half the elfroot and dawnstone na din pls)
Salvadore: (wao -10 AR)
Granuaile: (NOT GONNA WEAR IT don’t worry)
Kayan: (DAYA)
The Maker (GM): It’s a BIKINI
Salvadore: (yeahhhh half elfroot and dawnstone)
The Maker (GM): WHAT DID YOU EXPECT LMAO
Salvadore: (LOL TRUE)
Granuaile: (only wearing it in her room with Azeri )
Lucas: (I was about to comment that HAHAHA. What coverage 8D )
Salvadore: (let’s get one each and roll for the remaining 1 each)
Kayan: (I thought it would be like the soiled small clothes…)
The Maker (GM): Swamp Grab
sexy
Granuaile: ( ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) )
Kayan: (Alright!)
Salvadore: rolling 1d6
(
4
)
= 4
Kayan: rolling 1d6
(
1
)
= 1
Lucas: rolling 1d6
(
2
)
= 2
Granuaile: rolling 1d6
(
5
)
= 5
Kayan: (WAO OMG)
Salvadore: (for the elfroot)
Ihrlie: rolling 1d6
(
3
)
= 3
Granuaile: (lel elfroot ye)
The Maker (GM): GREEDU GRAN
♦Y
Granuaile: (i’m sry………..)
Salvadore: (gran gets elfroot)
The Maker (GM): sry not sry
Salvadore: (for dawnstone na)
Kayan: rolling 1d6
(
5
)
= 5
Salvadore: rolling 1d6
(
2
)
= 2
Granuaile: rolling 1d6
(
1
)
= 1
(u can hav it)
Ihrlie: rolling 1d6
(
4
)
= 4
Lucas: rolling 1d6
(
4
)
= 4
Salvadore: (LOL KAYAN GO)
(for kayan)
The Maker (GM): fabulous weapns for the gay fam
Kayan: (Thx ;u;)
(OO NGA)
Salvadore: (matching weapons for u and ur squad)
Kayan: (I have three now, so hehehe)
The Maker (GM): The party converge at the entrance of the temple.
Kayan: (It will be really gay)
Granuaile: (yaas)
Salvadore: (BYE BIRB LELELEL. sana ashara burned it. fried birb)
Kayan: (WAWA)
Here. This must be the temple that Elfrieda mentioned.
Granuaile: (yuh we get food pa)
Kayan: (Black ppl approve)
Lucas: (ROOD)
Salvadore: (DAS RACIST)
The Maker (GM): WHAT WHY
BRI
Kayan: (I KNOW LELELELE)
(8D 8D)
Granuaile: (BRI)
Kayan: (I’m part Chinese afterall!)
Salvadore: (that… is irrelevant LMAO)
(MOVING ON)
The Maker (GM): You venture inside and see dragon head statues burst from the walls. Murals of elves and dragons litter the walls. Vines curl over portions where the jungle has taken over.
Salvadore: .n_n We must be cautious. Euresyne’s people could be anywhere…
(DIS MUSIC NICE)
Vesperus: This looks…familiar. Why must it always be dusty elven crapholes?!
Kayan: ♦Nods and walks closer to Ihrlie♦ Don’t worry. I’ll protect you Ihrlie.
Ihrlie: ♦leans closer to Kayan♦
Maximian: ♦scowls♦ This place is unsettling
Fia: This isn’t shady at all.
Isidore: Hmm. Let’s be careful then.
Granuaile: ♦clings onto Lucas♦
Nazares: We must hurry. ♦moves ahead of the party and nearly walks into a red templar but is pulled back by Salvadore♦
Vesperus: ♦whispers♦ What the fuck, Dream Boy?!
Salvadore: ♦pulls him back♦ A red templar!
Lucas: ♦pats Gran’s head♦
Nazares: I apologize…should we attack it or attempt to slip past?
Salvadore: .n_n Some of our friends may not be able to sneak…
Perhaps a surprise attack is in order?
Maximian: Perhaps slipping past would be the most practical. Who knows how many there are?
Vesperus: why are you lookign at me?
Fia: Sneaking would get us faster to Ashara.
Salvadore: Si, but it’s more prudent if we stay together. Again, not all of us are masters of stealth. ♦gestures to Max in his clunky armor♦
Nazares: A distraction then. Lure the red templar away.
Maximian: ♦pauses and then nods♦ You have a point Prince Salvadore
Fia: ♦Nods♦ Works for me.
Vesperus: I want to lure him down a bottomless pit, but where are we going to find one? Let’s just kill this fucker.
Lucas: ♦shrugs♦ Whatever works I guess. It makes no difference to me
Salvadore: (HURR WHAT DO)
Granuaile: (do we kill)
Fia: So, what are going to distract it away from the others, kill it, or what?
Salvadore: (IDK HOW STRONG IT IS)
(IS IT THALIA)
Granuaile: (oo nga there’s thalia pa)
Salvadore: (O WAIT TEMPLAR)
Lucas: (throw a rock?)
Fia: (Just a regular red templar)
Salvadore: (wao lel)
Lucas: (LEL)
The Maker (GM): throw a rock. GO IHRLIE
Salvadore: (ROCK. GO)
Kayan: (THE ROCK! )
Salvadore: (they’re stupid naman >_>;; )
Kayan: (I remember, haha)
Granuaile: (throw ROCK)
Ihrlie: ♦throws…a rock♦
The Maker (GM): rolling 3d6
(
5
+
5
+
2
)
= 12
Kayan: ♦Pats Ihrlie♦ You tried.
Granuaile: ♦blinks blink♦
Salvadore: (DID IT WORK)
.n_n ………….
The Maker (GM): The red templar hears the rock and runs down the hallway looking for it.
Granuaile: (♦blink
Salvadore: (WOW IT STUPID)
Ihrlie: (omfg)
Isidore: What an idiot.
Kayan: [I-It worked!?]
Vesperus: ♦cackles♦ Stupid fucker.
Salvadore: Quick, before he returns.
Granuaile: Let’s go.
The Maker (GM): CON RUNNING HEHEHE
Granuaile: (FCKGIASF)
Kayan: [Of course. It’s Ihrlie.] ♦Smiles at Ihrlie♦
Salvadore: (demmit)
rolling 3d6
(
3
+
4
+
3
)
= 10
(LOL)
Granuaile: rolling 3d6
5
(
3
+
6
+
2
)5
= 16
The Maker (GM): SALVADORE PLS.
Kayan: rolling 3d6 + 6
(
3
+
3
+
4
)
6
= 16
Isidore: rolling 3d6
(
3
+
5
+
2
)
= 10
Salvadore: (HIS CON IS 0)
Lucas: rolling 3d6+3
(
2
+
4
+
1
)3
= 10
Ihrlie: rolling 3d6 + 1
(
4
+
2
+
1
)
1
= 8
Granuaile: (welp)
Vesperus: rolling 3d6 + 2
(
5
+
2
+
5
)2
= 14
Maximian: rolling 3d6
9
(
3
+
4
+
5
)9
= 21
Salvadore: (wow TN 8 na lang since the templar is far 8D;;)
(MAX WAO
Fia: rolling 3d6 + 4
(
6
+
2
+
1
)
4
= 13
Granuaile: ♦takes Lucas with her♦
Nazares: rolling 3d6 2
(
4
+
4
+
4
)-2
= 10
Salvadore: (TN 8 PLS)
Lucas: ♦dragged away by Gran♦
Nazares: Ihrlie, Salvadore, Lucas, Fia, Ves and Isidore all trip.
The Maker (GM): AY WHOOPS
Lucas: (WOW NAZARES)
Kayan: ♦Runs back to Ihrlie♦ I got you!
The Maker (GM): Nazares trips too
Lucas: ♦falls flat on his face♦ Oof!
Ihrlie: ♦is carried by Papa Kayan♦
Granuaile: (but i dragged lukey)
Salvadore: (LOOOOL OTL OTL OTL why does everyone have two left feet)
♦trips♦ .n_n Careful, the ground is treacherous. ♦gets back up♦
The Maker (GM): fine, Ihrlie and Lukey don’t trip
Lucas: ♦dragged by his foot by Gran♦
The Maker (GM): HAHAHA
Isidore: I shouldn’t have worn these shoes. ♦wipes them clean♦
Lucas: (there. Lucas is ungraceful)
Salvadore: (fancy shoesss)
Lucas: (LEL)
Granuaile: Sorry Lucas… ♦giggles♦
Fia: ♦Stands back up♦ Tsk. That shouldn’t have happened.
Vesperus: Ow. Fuck
- Why do I even bother running?
Nazares: ♦gets up♦ That was pitiful…♦turns and sees the templar has been alerted by the sound of 4 bodies hitting the ground♦
Granuaile: Oh no…
Salvadore: (demmit OTL)
Granuaile: (THROW ANOTHER ROCK)\
Kayan: Run quicker! ♦Continues running while carrying Ihrlie♦
Maximian: Ves! ♦runs back to grab Ves♦
Salvadore: ♦annoyed smile♦ .n_n Looks like we have no choice but to fight?
Granuaile: ♦carries Lukey somehow and runs♦
Salvadore: (what do)
The Maker (GM): iniwan si salvadore lmao
Granuaile: (LMAO)
Salvadore: (HIS CON IS LOW)
The Maker (GM): WAIT, who’s carrying who
Granuaile: (iniwan salvadore and fia)
(I’m carrying Lukey)
Kayan: (Kayan carrying Ihrlie)
Salvadore: (dream boy is there too. can he do a teleport thing na lang)
Granuaile: ( 8D with my wittle body)
Kayan: (Mana drain tho)
Maximian: (I just grabbed Ves so can I drag him?)
Salvadore: (but mana… OTL idk what do)
The Maker (GM): You wanna waste his mana that way?
Salvadore: (nO)
The Maker (GM): So Kayan, Gran, Isidore, Max and semes roll Con Running
Maximian: (no pls)
rolling 3d6+9
(
4
+
6
+
4
)9
= 23
The Maker (GM): The mages are being carried like the noodles they are
Salvadore: (DEMMIT LOL.)
Fia: ♦Prepares bow♦ I don’t mind shedding some blood, but we have to do this quickly.
Salvadore: rolling 3d6
(
2
+
1
+
2
)
= 5
(WOW
The Maker (GM): HAHAHLDSHDSG
Kayan: rolling 3d6 + 6
(
1
+
1
+
5
)
6
= 13
Salvadore: (WOW FIGHT NA LANG)
Kayan: (Noodle……)
Salvadore: ♦brandishes URB♦
Kayan: (Exp anyway!)
Salvadore: (mages reserve ur mana bc this is a templar OTL)
The Maker (GM): Roll for Initiative
Salvadore: rolling 3d6 + 18
(
2
+
6
+
5
)18
= 31
Lucas: rolling 3d6
12
(
5
+
2
+
6
)12
= 25
Kayan: (We still need to confront Eure and Thalia)
The Maker (GM): rolling 3d6 + 15
(
6
+
4
+
3
)
15
= 28
Kayan: rolling 3d6 + 21
(
5
+
6
+
1
)21
= 33
Granuaile: rolling 3d6
22
(
1
+
2
+
6
)22
= 31
Maximian: rolling 3d6
10
(
1
+
3
+
1
)10
= 15
Fia: rolling 3d6 + 21
(
5
+
6
+
4
)
21
= 36
Ihrlie: rolling 3d6 + 15
(
3
+
3
+
1
)15
= 22
Vesperus: rolling 3d6 + 8
(
5
+
6
+
5
)
8
= 24
Isidore: rolling 3d6+11
(
4
+
1
+
6
)11
= 22
Nazares: rolling 3d6 + 13
(
3
+
5
+
4
)
13
= 25
Lucas: (MAX PLS)
The Maker (GM): ANG DAMI
Salvadore: (max…..)
The Maker (GM): armor lel
Isidore: (cutie max lel clunk clunk)
Maximian: ♦brandishes sword threateningly while standing in front of Ves♦
Salvadore: (u kno that sound that rusty from FFIX makes, chels? DAT MAX)
Kayan: (Protective Oyaji ;u;)
The Maker (GM): HAHAHA RUSTY. Kari’s yaoi senses
Salvadore: (lelelle)
The Maker (GM): Salvadore and Gran reroll. Ihrlie and Isidore reroll
Lucas: (MUH THIRST)
Isidore: rolling 3d6+11
(
3
+
5
+
6
)11
= 25
Salvadore: rolling 3d6 + 18
(
1
+
1
+
3
)
18
= 23
(WAO)
Granuaile: rolling 3d6+22
(
1
+
2
+
2
)22
= 27
Ihrlie: rolling 3d6 + 15
(
4
+
2
+
2
)
15
= 23
The Maker (GM): ANOBUH
wao ihrlie’s slower than ves a miracle
Salvadore: (WHY DID U MAKE ME REROLL Q_Q huhuhuhuhu O-(-< )
Kayan: (Order by the highest speed)
Granuaile: (yeah why did Salvadore and I reroll HUHu he could go first u kno)
(i insist)
Salvadore: (.n____________n)
The Maker (GM): Okay FINE
Granuaile: (yey)
( ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) )
Salvadore: (( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°))
The Maker (GM): Fia> Kayan > Salvadore > Granuaile > RT > Lucas > Nazares > Ves > Isidore > Ihrlie
shit man. dami
Salvadore: (LMAO LET’S DO DIS)
Kayan: (Bless)
The Maker (GM): GANGING UP ON 1 RED TEMPLAR
Salvadore: (Gogogo FIA)
(fack this templar)
Granuaile: (WE SO CUTE)
Kayan: (Make sure to check their weaknesses and stength guys!)
The Maker (GM): Templar’s Def = 18
Lucas: (Noodley mages are not so useful here HUHU)
Fia: rolling 3d6 + 14
(
2
+
3
+
3
)14
= 22
Kayan: (Weak to ice, but resistant to fire)
Salvadore: (lmao URB adds +5 to salvadores attack. bless perverts)
Fia: rolling 2d6 + 11
(
2
+
3
)
11
= 16
Salvadore: (FIA GOT SP)
Kayan: (DOM)
The Maker (GM): DOMINAAAATE
Salvadore: (U KNOW WAT THAT MEANS ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°))
Granuaile: (stunt pooooointzz)
Kayan: (Sexy red templar)
Granuaile: (DOMINATE)
Salvadore: ♦smiles at RT♦ .n_____n
The Maker (GM): The red templar kneels before Fia and Salvadore, kissing their feet.
Kayan: (Oooooooh, bb)
Granuaile: ♦eyes widen♦ W-What..
Salvadore: (wow groce)
Fia: ♦giggles♦ smack him with the dildo bat, Salvadore!
Kayan: ♦Disgusted noise♦
Maximian: ♦shudders and moves away from Salvadore♦
Salvadore: My pleasure. .n___n
Kayan: (HAHA FIA)
Salvadore: (KAYAN MUNA)
Isidore: ♦face palm♦ [Why…..]
Maximian: [This thing again…]
Granuaile: (Isidore is so epal talaga hahaha)
The Maker (GM): Def is now 9
Kayan: (I go na? Do I roll for bluff still, or auto na?)
The Maker (GM): lolol
you have to bluff pa
rolling 3d6 + 4
(
2
+
1
+
1
)4
= 8
lolwao
nvm autohit na yan
Kayan: (Auto na)
(Wao, huhu)
♦Attack♦
rolling 3d6 + 12
(
6
+
5
+
5
)
12
= 28
The Maker (GM): SP
Kayan: (Thx ;u;)
♦Dmg♦
(One of my daggers has one ice and one fire dmg)
(So I don’t count the ice and runa ?)
(♦Runes)
The Maker (GM): yup
Kayan: (Kk)
♦Dmg♦
rolling 7d6 + 22
(
6
+
6
+
6
+
1
+
3
+
1
+
5
)22
= 50
♦Pierce armor♦
Salvadore: (WAO SATAN ROLL)
Kayan: (POWER OF SATAN)
The Maker (GM): red templar explodes
Granuaile: (SATAN)
Kayan: (Spoopy mormon hell)
Salvadore: (wheee! xp and items?)
Fia: Aww, next time then.
Salvadore: .n____n
Lucas: (WOW)
The Maker (GM): 10 XP
Salvadore: (sylaise DC ;;)
Granuaile: G-Good job, Kayan.
Kayan: ♦Wipes off templar blood off face♦
Salvadore: (wao 10 XP. we went through so much trouble to run from this thing pa LOL)
Kayan: ♦Nods and smiles♦ Thanks Gran.
The Maker (GM): GRABE, thta was 10 on 1
Granuaile: ( LELELEL)
Salvadore: (OVERKILL)
(MOVING ON!)
Nazares: We have wasted enough time here.
Salvadore: Agreed. .n
n We should move on.
Fia: Let’s go get Ashara!
Vesperus: ASHARAAA— ♦the party reach an open courtyard with five different doors aside from the one you exited from♦ Well, fuck.
Granuaile: …
The Maker (GM): Roll Cunning (Historical Lore) vs TN 17
Ihrlie: (oh no this looks familiar)
The Maker (GM): +3 for Dalish because this is an elven templar
Kayan: rolling 7d6 + 2
(
4
+
2
+
6
+
1
+
6
+
3
+
6
)
2
= 30
(WHUT)
Salvadore: (KAYAN WHAT WAS THAT)
Kayan: (IGNORE)
rolling 3d6 + 2
(
6
+
2
+
1
)2
= 11
Ihrlie: rolling 3d6 + 1
(
4
+
4
+
5
)
1
= 14
Kayan: (Nah. He too stupid)
Salvadore: rolling 3d6
(
3
+
5
+
1
)
= 9
The Maker (GM): Kayan scratches his butt.
Salvadore: (LEL)
The Maker (GM): Salvadore just smiles.
Lucas: rolling 3d6+2
(
6
+
2
+
3
)2
= 13
Salvadore: (graaaan go ; u ; )
The Maker (GM): Lucas gazes vacantlu
Salvadore: .n___n [I have no idea what I’m doing.]
Maximian: rolling 3d6
-2
(
2
+
2
+
1
)-2
= 3
Granuaile: rolling 3d6
3
(
6
+
6
+
4
)3
= 19
The Maker (GM): WAO
Salvadore: (MAX)
Fia: rolling 3d6 + -2
(
5
+
4
+
1
)
-2
= 8
Maximian: (HAHAHA)
Salvadore: (WAO GRAN LUV U)
Granuaile: (I AM DALISH)
Salvadore: (HALLA HUMPER POWAH)
Isidore: rolling 3d6+7
(
4
+
2
+
3
)7
= 16
Fia: All I see are doors. Let’s go try one of them out.
Granuaile: Wait.
Kayan: (Even Gran beat Isidore the bard!)
(Galing)
Maximian: ♦squints at the surroundings♦
Kayan: (Arellen senpai would be so proud of you)
Granuaile: ( u w u )
Lucas: [All temples look the same ♦grumbles♦ ]
Maximian: (Ay Max pala yun)
Isidore: I could have sworn I’ve read about this…
Kayan: ……….Nope. My mind is blank.
Salvadore: (Gran can choose the right door 8D !)
Granuaile: (dalish powahs)
The Maker (GM): Granuaile reads the ancient elven inscription and stops you from moving further. “Four doors you must pass before you reach where those who have undergone uthenera under Mythal’s protection,” Granuaile reads, “Only three souls may step through the threshold as, for many, power lies in numbers. Mythal must judge you worthy before you gaze upon those in her favor.”
Granuaile: Mythal…
Vesperus: Damn ancient elves and their dusty vaginas.
Salvadore: (LOL VES)
Kayan: (LMAO VES)
Lucas: (VES)
Granuaile: We must be careful then. We shouldn’t anger Mythal. ♦flashes a serious look at the party♦
Lucas: ♦scratches head♦ Great another riddle…
Salvadore: .n_n What shall we do, then… ♦looks thoughtful♦
Granuaile: (Lel i remembered Merrill saying smth like that kasi in DA2)
Nazares: Only three can enter each door way before it opens up the fifth one over there.
Fia: Anger a what? Anyway, lead the way Gran.
Kayan: So, I guess we split up?
Lucas: So who enters what?
Salvadore: ( ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ehehhe enter.)
Kayan: (Salvadore pls)
Vesperus: Because those ancient elves love fucking with us, I’m sure there are traps or monsters behind those doors. Who designs these places?!
Kayan: (♦Shakes head♦)
The Maker (GM): WHO GOES WHERE. >u>
Salvadore: .n_n Ancient elves. Well, better do what the temple says. How should we split?
(DEMMIT LOL)
Granuaile: (WAIT I’M RESEARCHING)
(Dream boy has to)
Maximian: ♦hovers near Ves♦
The Maker (GM): there’s nothing to research
Salvadore: (salvadore and fia stick together HEHEHEH)
The Maker (GM): wot
Granuaile: (I’M RESEARCHING UTHENERA)
Kayan: (Max: ♦Breathes heavily on Ves♦)
Fen’Harel: max…
Lucas: (no bri that’s creepy)
Kayan: (I’m not the one hovering Ves, huhu)
Lucas: (more like protective hovering)
Fen’Harel: so 5 doors total diba
Lucas: ( >A> )
Granuaile: (wait dis so danger)
Kayan: (Max: ♦Rapid breathing over Ves♦)
Granuaile: (yeah 4 doors need to open then the 5th will open)
Dirthamen: Pls stop D:
Vesperus: Why are you so close? ♦pushes his face away♦ We’re not going to bang in here or anything.
Dirthamen: But yuh it’s that sleep thing
Fen’Harel: everyone can enter the 5th?
Kayan: (That’s where Ashara must be in)
The Maker (GM): Yuuh, the 5th door leads to where sina Ashara are…not where she is exactly
Maximian: ♦grumbles but moves away slightly♦ [I’d rather keep an eye on you than have you wander off in this elven temple]
Dirthamen: Gah so we split up into threes?
Fen’Harel: Fia, mi amiga, let’s stick together. .n_n
(THAT WAS SALVADORE)
The Maker (GM): FENHAREL IS IN DA TEMPLE
Dirthamen: (AWUUUU)
The Maker (GM): Fenharel pees on Mythal’s home turf
Fen’Harel: pls
♦pees on Mythal’s home turf♦
Granuaile: (FEN’HAREL NO)
Fia: Alright, you and me then, Salvadore.
♦giggles♦
Dirthamen: ♦sneaks around Mythal’s temple♦
Fia: (Thx ;u;)
Granuaile: Just… be careful, everyone.
The Maker (GM): DIVIDE YOURSELVES
Fen’Harel: OH GOD
Andruil: Dirthamen is Mythal’s child D8<
Kayan: (Weeeeee)
The Maker (GM): The boat is sinking
Kayan: (Max and Ves together)
Dirthamen: Max with Ves!
Ihrlie: ♦sticks to Kayan♦
Dirthamen: Because Ves is noodley
Andruil: Lukey and Gran
Fen’Harel: > max and ves together
> fia and salvadore together
> kayan and ihrlie together
Andruil: PAANO ISIDORE
epal
__
Fia: ♦Points to Max♦ I think you may need your friend, Ves. ♦Snickers♦
Fen’Harel: > dream boy should join semes
> isidore with lukey and gran
Dirthamen: Oh right.
LEL WAIT
Vesperus: YES, FRIENDS. I’ll go with this weak fool, someone has to protect him. ♦pats Max♦
Fen’Harel: > so what are the groups na
Fia: (HAHAHA)
Fen’Harel: LOOOL VES uwu
Maximian: ♦grumbles but nods♦
Granuaile: ♦holds Lucas’ and Isidore’s hands♦
Nazares: I will go with Prince Salvadore and Fia.
Fia: ♦Jots down notes♦ Yes, yes. I like how you’re acting Ves. ♦Giggles♦
Salvadore: ♦nods and smiles♦ It’s settled, then.
The Maker (GM): WHO FIRST?
Fen’Harel: > ROLL CALL PLS
Isidore: H-Huh? ♦stares at Gran♦ Okay, then it’s the three of us.
Lucas: ♦blinks♦ I guess this works ♦shrugs♦
Kayan: I’ll go wherever Ihrlie goes.
Fen’Harel: whos with kayan and ihrlie
Junior: ♦raises nug hand♦
Fen’Harel: omg… junior counts as one? XD
Fia: ♦Puts away her "notes"♦ Ready everyone?
Kayan: (HAHA)
The Maker (GM): “one soul” so oo nga
Fen’Harel: LOOOOL PERF OK
kayan protect them uwu
The Maker (GM): Wait, can we recap
Fen’Harel: yes pls
> fia, salvadore, nazares
> lukey, gran, isidore
> kayan, ihrlie, junior
Kayan: (Junior pfffffft)
Fen’Harel: > ves, max, ___?!?!?!?!?
> whos with oyajis doe
Kayan: (Oyaji alone time, huhu)
(Oh wait. You need another)
Fen’Harel: u need 3 souls
Dirthamen: Wait is that safe???
Gaaah
Vesperus: ♦picks up a bug from the ground♦
Fen’Harel: r u srs
wow
Kayan: (Don’t kill it Ves!)
Salvadore: .n_n …
The Maker (GM): WHERE ELSE WILL WE GET ONE SOUL?
Maximian: ♦stares at Ves♦ What are you doing?
Kayan: ♦Facepalms and tugs Ihrlie further away from Ves♦
Fen’Harel: WOW GALING. OKAY LMAO
Vesperus: It’s a soul! ♦accidentally tosses the bug against the wall, killing it♦
Fen’Harel: ANO BA
WHYYYY
Nazares: …………
Kayan: ♦Whispers to her♦ I don’t want his stupidity to spread onto to you. You’re too smart.
Ihrlie: (AHAHAHAA)
Salvadore: .n_n Vesperus……
Maximian: …I’m pretty sure it’s dead now
Nazares: Something larger then!
Ihrlie: ♦nods at Kayan♦
Salvadore: (perception roll pls)
rolling 3d6 + 3
(
2
+
3
+
2
)
3
= 10
(…)
The Maker (GM): Salvadore sees an ancient elven temple
Lucas: rolling 3d6+4
(
3
+
3
+
3
)4
= 13
Kayan: ♦Mouth hardens into a straight line♦ ……..Unbelievable.
Nazares: rolling 3d6 + 5
(
3
+
6
+
1
)
5
= 15
Salvadore: [I don’t know what i’m doing] .n_n
Granuaile: (what are we rolling)
Maximian: rolling 3d6+-1
(
3
+
2
+
3
)-1
= 7
Nazares: ♦picks up a rabies-ridden rat that squirms in his hand♦ Here, take this.
Ihrlie: rolling 3d6 + 5
(
3
+
4
+
2
)
5
= 14
Kayan: (Nastehh)
Salvadore: (LOL RAT. go ves, there’s ur 3rd wheel)
The Maker (GM): Ihrlie finds a deceased rat
Kayan: (Ratatuile)
The Maker (GM): dead rat wawa
Granuaile: rolling 3d6+3
(
1
+
1
+
1
)3
= 6
Salvadore: (RATATOUILLE. REMY NOOOO)
The Maker (GM): WAO
Granuaile: (L M A O)
Salvadore: (GRAN GALING)
The Maker (GM): Gran finds a worm
Granuaile: D-Does this work?
Maximian: ♦reluctantly accepts the rat from Nazares♦ Thanks…
Salvadore: .n_n Take the rat. We don’t have much time.
Ready?
Maximian: [Thank Maker for my gloves]
Salvadore: (REMYYYY)
Vesperus: Yeah, you carry that.
The Maker (GM): WHO FIRST?
Salvadore: (SHET)
Granuaile: ♦has a squirming worm in her palm♦
Salvadore: (WHO FIRST)
The Maker (GM): THE WORM IS A 4th SOUL DROP THAT
Salvadore: (DROP THE WORM LMAO)
Granuaile: ♦frowns as the worm falls♦
The Maker (GM): I’ll control Isidore muna with Gran and Lukey
Granuaile: (wawa worm…..)
Kayan: ♦Pets Kayan Jr. while waiting for everyone.♦ We’re surrounded by fools, Kayan Jr. ♦Glares at Ves♦
Vesperus: ♦picks nose and wipes booger on Kayan♦
Granuaile: I think we should go first.
Junior: (♦nods♦
Fen’Harel: PURONG DERP LMAO
GO GRAN
Maximian: ♦glares at Kayan♦
♦disapproves♦
The Maker (GM): Oo nga, Kayan gets Disapproval from Max
Salvadore: ♦nods at Gran♦ You seem to know your way around a temple like this. .n_n
Kayan: ♦Wipes booger away and gives it to Jr.♦
(NOOOO)
Granuaile: D-Dirthamen was my chosen Creator. And he was Mythal’s child.
Salvadore: (DIRTYMEN u wu !!!)
Granuaile: (PROTECT ME DIRTYMEN)
Dirthamen: Blessings upon you my child
The Maker (GM): HAHSZDGLFBH
Kayan: [Disgusting creature….]
(To Ves, not Jr.)
Granuaile: ♦suddenly feels a tingle down her spine♦ Hmm.
Kayan: (Tingly tingle)
The Maker (GM): Which door?
> a door with the ancient elven rune for ice
> a door with the ancient elven rune for fire
> a door with the ancient elven rune for spirit
> a door with the ancient elven rune for lightning
Granuaile: ( r u shitting )
Salvadore: (wow pakshet)
Kayan: (JUSTICEEEEEEE)
Granuaile: ( lukey wat u got)
Kayan: For some reason, this reminds me of the time we were in the Fade.
Lucas: (lel I’m an ice mage but idk if that’s important in this instance D: )
Granuaile: (if you’re ice we go to fire?)
Isidore: The heroes are encumbered by an elemental gauntlet ! Yes, good.
Lucas: (U choose huhu)
Kayan: (HAHA You so dramatic Isidore!)
Lucas: (isidore pls)
Granuaile: (isidore ano ba)
(we could go to fire?
)
(DOES IT MATTER)
Salvadore: (LMAO I HAVE NO IDEA Q_Q I IYAK)
Isidore: (i dunnooooooo)
Ihrlie: (i gots lightning and ice)
Kayan: (Ihrlie and Kayan can go to spirit? Since Ihrlie has the spirit of Compassion)
Ihrlie: (nodnod)
Lucas: (Sige let’s go to the fire door?)
(I HOPE THIS IS A GOOD CHOICE)
Granuaile: (HUHUHUHUHU)
Kayan: (♦Remembers the Fade♦)
(Idjit magical doors)
Isidore: (What about semes?)
Salvadore: (idk what do)
The Maker (GM): (uuh, Dream Boy has spirit and Fia’s bow is lightning.)
(not that this will actually help lele)
Salvadore: (it didnt LOL)
Lucas: (Oh ok. Choose na lang Gran :)))) )
Kayan: (How about lightning?)
Salvadore: (either spirit or lightning… hurrr)
Lucas: (My luck is pretty bad >A< )
Salvadore: (fine lightning for semes)
Kayan: (Electrifyyy~)
Granuaile: (wE FIRE)
The Maker (GM): OKAY SO:
> Gran + Lukey + Isidore = Fire Door
> Kayan + Ihrlie + Junior = Spirit Door
> semes + Dream Boy = Lightning Door
> oyajis + Remy = Ice Door
Kayan: (Pikachuuuuu)
Lucas: (REMY)
Kayan: (REMYYYY LMAO)
(ANYONE CAN COOK)
Salvadore: (REMYYY)
(ANYONE CAN COOK FACK LMAO)
The Maker (GM): Remy the rabies rat
Salvadore: (SO SAD LOL)
Kayan: (ANYONE CAN HAVE RABIES)
The Maker (GM): YACK
Salvadore: (BRI LOOOOOL)
The Maker (GM): OKAY, fire muna
Lucas: (Groce. Ok let’s go pls!)
Granuaile: ♦tightens grip on Lucas’ hand♦ Let’s go.
Fen’Harel: Remy: ♦froths at mouth♦
Granuaile: (not isidore lel)
Lucas: (Groce wolfy)
Andraste: What happened after Disney. I guess there are no such things as happily ever afters.
Isidore: Clearly, the fire symbolizes the fire that our souls must go through to be cleasaned for Mythal.
Lucas: ♦frowned♦ I suppose that makes sense
Andraste: …….So melodramatic, haha.
Lucas: ♦frowns♦
Granuaile: ♦looks at Isidore, confused♦ You could say that…
Andraste: Such an opposite to Evander, omg.
Isidore: Let us go! ♦opens the door♦
Granuaile: (DRAMA)
The Maker (GM): The door slams shut behind Granuaile, Isidore and Lucas.
The room is completely dark, until flames light up, surrounding you.
Lucas: ♦looks around curiously♦
Granuaile: ♦looks around♦
The Maker (GM): The heat grows and grows until it becomes almost unbearable, the sweat dripping down your backs.
Fen’Harel: spoopy mormon hell
The Maker (GM): HAHA
Lucas: ♦curses♦ We’ll be burned alive!
Fen’Harel: spoopy andrastian hell
Lucas: (Can I cast ice magic?)
Andraste: ♦Malefrath dances in the background♦
Granuaile: By the Dread Wolf… ♦takes off her scarf♦
Fen’Harel: maferath twerks in the background
The Maker (GM): Above head, you see a jar hanging from the ceiling.
> what do?
Andraste: Jerome: NOOOOOO.
A jar?! A jar of bees!? Whaaaa o3o
Lucas: ♦stares at the jar♦ What is that?
Isidore: I can feel myself being cleansed…like sauna, perhaps. Anyway, this jar must be the key to this trial.
Granuaile: Maybe we should hit it?
The Maker (GM): lmao…u srs…
Lucas: ♦pauses♦ That might not be the best idea…
Granuaile: I.. I was kidding.
Andraste: So derpy, haha.
Granuaile: ♦looks down at her feet, embarrassed♦
Lucas: ♦pats Gran’s head♦ It’s ok
Can anyone see any clues?
Andraste: Blue Clues! Halp pls.
Isidore: ♦looks behind him and sees the fire is burning in a spiral formation♦ Whatever it is, i think we must solve it before the fire reaches us.
Andraste: Layton: Oh boy! A puzzle!
Lucas: Wait what?! ♦turns and looks♦ Maker’s balls! Quick look for clues!
Granuaile: ♦looks around♦
The Maker (GM): Perception (Seeing) or Cunning (Cultural Lore?) for clues
Granuaile: rolling 3d6
3
(
2
+
1
+
1
)3
= 7
(NOPE)
(ISIDORE DO IT)
The Maker (GM): Gran gazes vacantly at the fires
Lucas: rolling 3d6
2
(
3
+
6
+
1
)2
= 12
The Maker (GM): Lucas gazes vacantly at the pretty flames
Isidore: rolling 3d6 + 9
(
1
+
3
+
5
)
9
= 18
Granuaile: I-It’s so hot… But the flames are dancing soo gracefully.
Lucas: (ISIDOREEE)
Granuaile: (thank)
Isidore: Hmm…♦looks at the jar and notices that it is being help up by ironbark♦ I think we must find a way to get the flame up there to release the jar.
Lucas: Any kind of flame or that flame behind us?
Salvadore: (U CAN DO IT)
Granuaile: (cn we even reach it)
Salvadore: (throw knife? 8D)
Granuaile: (It
Isidore: If I know my stories, it would be the flames here or else what would be the point to this puzzle if it were so easily solved?
Granuaile: (it’s ironbark. it’s pretty strong diba)
Lucas: (Yuh D: )
Isidore: Then again, I am no ancient elf. ♦shrugs♦ Try what you like.
Lucas: ♦curses♦ How do we do that?
Granuaile: Maybe there’s another piece of ironbark somewhere?
Lucas: (can mages manipulate fire?)
Isidore: I do not see any.
Granuaile: Or at least a stick…
Lucas: (I mean an already burning fire…)
The Maker (GM): No. D;
Granuaile: (WELL I HAVE IRONBARK IN MY INVENTORY)
The Maker (GM): Be creative~~ 8B
Lucas: (HUHU I HATE PUZZLES WITH ALL OF MY TINY HEART)
The Maker (GM): Oh there.
You have iron bark…that counts as a stick, I guess
Granuaile: ♦remembers that she has ironbark♦ Here we can try to burn the tip of this then reach the jar.
Lucas: ♦nods♦ Good idea Gran
Granuaile: I also have sylvanwood…
Lucas: (NOOOO)
Granuaile: ( 8D )
Lucas: (THAT’S VALUBLEEEE)
Granuaile: (Lukey make her put it away LEL)
Lucas: (Valuable)
(I cry nga about iron bark but we have no stick huhu)
Granuaile: (I have 3 ironbark it ok)
Lucas: (Do you want plaidweave? 8D )
The Maker (GM): Sayang the rare woods huhu
Granuaile: (i have plaidweave also)
The Maker (GM): Plaidweave is tela wtf
Salvadore: (LEL)
The Maker (GM): Unless you throw the cloth up
Salvadore: (PWEDE)
Lucas: (We can try? SAYANG THE WOOD)
Granuaile: ♦holding onto her ironbark and sylvanwood with a grin♦
Lucas: Gran, wait ♦takes out plaidweave♦
Salvadore: (sexy)
Lucas: Those are pretty rare, let’s try and light this on fire first
And perhaps we can toss it up
Granuaile: ♦pouts♦ Oh, Alright…
The Maker (GM): Dex (Bows) vs TN19 to hit
Granuaile: (I’ll throw it)
Lucas: (FIAAAAA)
The Maker (GM): It’s a tiny peice of wood and the cloth is on fire
go gran go
Granuaile: rolling 3d6+10
(
6
+
3
+
4
)10
= 23
Lucas: (YAS)
Granuaile: (u kno it)
The Maker (GM): AWWYEAH
Andraste: (Yay!)
Granuaile: ♦throws the burning plaidweave up to the ironbark♦
Lucas: (hooray for plaidweave!)
Salvadore: (WAO GRAN u wu )
The Maker (GM): (IT HAS USES sana you used moth-eaten scarf for maximum lolz)
Lucas: ♦squints♦ Did it work?
(I don’t have one?)
The Maker (GM): The ironbark burns and the jar plummets to the ground.
Roll Dex (Legerdemain) to catch TN 15
Granuaile: rolling 3d6
10
(
6
+
2
+
1
)10
= 19
Salvadore: (gogogogo gran v !!!!)
Andraste: (Gran on a roll!)
Salvadore: (ay asterisks)
Lucas: (yaaaaay)
Granuaile: ♦catches the jar♦
Lucas: (I didnt bother to roll lel)
Granuaile: ♦smiles at Lucas♦ Did I do good?
Lucas: ♦pats Gran’s head♦ You did very well, my dear
Granuaile: (daddy did i do it)
Lucas: (approves)
Granuaile: (so what in the jar)
Lucas: (are we on fire yet lel)
Granuaile: (LEL)
Isidore: The heroine’s wits and nimble reflexes saved the day!
Salvadore: (ISIDORE LOL)
Granuaile: (ISIDOREkjsfbklshfa)
Kayan: (Haha Ilu Isidore)
Granuaile: (I LOVE YOU)
The Maker (GM): The fires suddenly die and the doors open.
Lucas: ♦stares at Isidore♦ That’s… poetic
The Maker (GM): Inside the jar, you find fire rune x 1
♦SUPERIOR
Granuaile: (8D 8D 8D)
Kayan: (WOOOO)
Salvadore: (ooh v is that for the 5th door?)
Kayan: (Oh……)
Lucas: ♦peers inside♦ This must be important
Let’s bring it to the others
Granuaile: ♦giggles at what Isidore said♦ Okay, let’s get out. ♦goes back out♦
The Maker (GM): You can remove it frmo the 5th door once it opens, lol.
Kayan: (YAY!)
Lucas: (YAY RUNES)
The Maker (GM): But Mythal is displeased
Lucas: (huway)
Granuaile: (WHAT WHY)
(WE DID GOOD)
Salvadore: (NAISU. ashara wants the fire rune pls. i’ll trade it for the lightning rune salvadore gets)
The Maker (GM): If you steal the runes frmo the door
Lucas: (AH)
Granuaile: (OH)
(NO ANGER MYTHAL)
The Maker (GM): Gran SHOULD care
Granuaile: (HER WRATH)
The Maker (GM): The others tho…
Kayan: (Kayan no currr)
Salvadore: (LOL we can get runes somewhere else naman)
Granuaile: (I will try to persuade dont worry)
Kayan: (Tho Kayan likes Gran)
Lucas: (Later na. Let’s open the other doors!)
The Maker (GM): NEXT
Granuaile: (yuhh)
Salvadore: (Yuhhh)
Kayan: (Go go go)
Salvadore: .n_n Well done.
Granuaile: ♦bows♦
Salvadore: Shall we go, then, my friends?
Lucas: ♦Shrugs♦ Gran did very well and solved it
♦pats Gran’s head♦
Isidore: ♦claps for Gran♦ a spelndid showing.
Granuaile: With the help of Isidore!
Kayan: That was quick. ♦Smiles at Gran♦
Salvadore: (lol not lukey)
Granuaile: (lukey gave plaidweave)
Lucas: (He provided plaidweave lel)
The Maker (GM): (lukey contributed plaidweave)
LOL
Lucas: (THOSE POOR NICE WOODS ;A; )
Granuaile: ♦smiles♦ I-It was nothing. ♦sits on the ground♦
Isidore: Warden Lucas contributed as well. Anyway, next.
Kayan: I’m sure you three did well, but who will go next?
Fen’Harel: sylaise DC? D8 team semes and dream boy muna. or oyajis and REMY
Lucas: Yes we should hurry
Kayan: (REMYYYYY)
Dirthamen: >A>
The Maker (GM): roll 1d2. Semes are 1
Salvadore: rolling 1d2
(
2
)
= 2
Fen’Harel: go remy
The Maker (GM): lol, I guess remy goes first.
Kayan: (Anyone can have rabies!)
The Maker (GM): The ice door opens and Maximian, Vesperus and the rabies rat enter the doorway.
The door slams shut behind them
Dirthamen: (Do I play as Max?)
Kayan: (The chosen rat)
The Maker (GM): Yuuh, pls
Maximian: (ok)
Kayan: (Do I play as Remy?)
(LEL)
The Maker (GM): (FINE)
Kayan: (WHUT. HUZZAH)
Maximian: (let
(let’s gooo)
Remy The Rat: (YESSSS)
[Anyone can have rabies!]
The Maker (GM): The room is dark and a wind cold wind blows constantly. A dim lantern glows in the middle of the room. You notice ice begin to form on the walls.
Vesperus: Fuck, it’s colder than my heart in here.
Maximian: That can’t be good ♦looks around♦
Remy The Rat: ♦Scurries up to Max’s face and cuddles against his lumberjackbeard♦
Vesperus: Eew, Remy is nuzzling against you.
Maximian: Agh! ♦flings Remy off his face♦
Vesperus: (LMAO)
Remy The Rat: (Ves. You gave him a name LEL)
Maximian: Remy? When did that rat get a name?
Remy The Rat: ♦Twitches around on the icy floor♦
Salvadore: (DONT KILL IT)
Maximian: (Max is ignoring the rat)
(let’s finish this door na plsss)
Vesperus: He reminds me of this Orlesian guy I slept with. He liked to cook and had a big— OH FUCK, IT’S DYING. ♦grabs Remy and shoves it to Max♦ Warm it with your beard!
Remy The Rat: (OMG)
Salvadore: (omg lol)
Maximian: ♦grumbles♦ Fine fine- wait what Orlesian guy? ♦stares♦
Remy The Rat: ♦Grabs dirt off of his beard and makes hand motions as if he’s cooking with spices♦
Salvadore: (OY GUYS FOCUS LOL)
Maximian: (let’s go na)
Vesperus: ♦walks up to the lantern and pokes it, moving the lantern to the side, as it does, the light hits the wall and shows the half-done image of a dragon♦ Huh, strange…
Maximian: (hi sylaise!)
Ihrlie: (no omg can remy control, max using his beard)
Vesperus: (CAN U NOT)
Salvadore: (LOOOOOL FACK)
Remy The Rat: (Anyone can have rabies)
Maximian: (NO NA. That’s too derpy)
Vesperus: (FOCUS ON THE LANTERN FOOLS)
Salvadore: (U AND UR RABIES SHET)
Remy The Rat: (HUHUHUHU)
Salvadore: (BACK TO THE LANTERN GUYS LMFAO)
Remy The Rat: ♦Tries to tug on the beard, expecting to control him, but nothing happens♦
Vesperus: ♦teeth chatter♦ I guess we have to complete the dragon image…but how?
Remy The Rat: (By cooking!)
Maximian: ♦shrugs♦ Be dammed if I know
Remy The Rat: (Or blurd magic?)
Vesperus: Fuck, it’s getting colder and colder…maybe blood would work? ♦cuts his arm and the blood freezes before it reaches the wall♦ Well, that didn’t work…
Salvadore: (ow lol)
Maximian: ♦peers at the wall♦ Maybe we have to carve an image in the ice or something?
Remy The Rat: (OHHHHH)
Vesperus: ♦starts drawing a crude dragon’s head on the ice with his dagger♦ Does it look like a dragon?
Salvadore: (…..)
Maximian: ♦teeth chatters♦ Uh ♦squints♦ KInd of? The head looks a little funny…
Remy The Rat: ♦Jumps on Ves’s arm to poop on the drawing♦
Ihrlie: (haha like hiccup in how to teain your dragon)
Vesperus: (HOW DID REMY GET THAT FAR NO QUIET BRI)
Remy The Rat: (Kk. finished na. It went a little too out of hand x))
Vesperus: ♦connects the dragon’s head to the neck and suddenly, the lantern glows brightly and the top pops open♦ Fuck, it worked! ♦carves a dick onto the dragon♦ hehehe
Salvadore: (VES LOL)
Maximian: ♦face palms♦ Of course you had to do that
Let’s grab what’s inside and go
The Maker (GM): Inside you finda superior ice rune x 1
Kayan: (Two moree)
Salvadore: (YAYYYY)
Maximian: ♦picks up the rune♦
Let’s get out of here before my leg freezes off
Vesperus: Let’s. ♦they exit the room, but before they do♦ And fine, you’re not as dumb as you look. ♦pecks him on the cheek then runs out of the room before he can react, pretending to make disgusted faces♦
Salvadore: (AWWWW TSUNDERE)
Nazares: That was fast.
Let us do the next now.
Kayan: (Haha, kyootie)
Salvadore: .n_n Impressive. Yes, let’s.
Maximian: ♦blushes and follows♦
Salvadore: (HUHUHU OYAJIS u wu )
Dirthamen: AWWW
The Maker (GM): While Bea is here, sina Kayan muna
Granuaile: Nice. ♦smiles while holding onto the jar
rune♦
Salvadore: (i imagine actually that they all go sabay na lang)
(edit it in the logs XD)
The Maker (GM): Okay. XD Makes more sense, why will they wait
Salvadore: (it makes more sense story-wise. but yuh sina kayan go)
The Maker (GM): SYLAIIIISSEEEEE?
Junior: ♦poops♦
Andruil: Maker I sent u smth on fb
Kayan: (8D)
Salvadore: (classy lel)
Andruil: 8D
Kayan: (Bea?)
Ihrlie: (yeah that was me HAHA)
Dirthamen: Yaaay. Next room!
Kayan: (Lelllll. Perf~)
(Mhm)
Salvadore: (gogogo team kayan)
Kayan: (;u; Thankyouuu)
The Maker (GM): Kayan, Ihrlie and Junior enter the Spirit room. Inside, the room is compltely dark save for a few magic wisps inside crystal balls.
Andruil: (yayyyyy O u O
Ihrlie: ♦observes♦ They look just like mine, Kayan.
The Maker (GM): Your what
Ihrlie: (mah magic ballz)
Kayan: Really? I haven’t seen them before. What are they exactly for?
Ihrlie: ♦summons own wisp of magic light♦
I wonder if we made the right choice.
Junior: ♦nods♦
Ihrlie: (maker pls)
Andruil: Ihrlie’s magic balls
Kayan: Ah! Right, now I remember.
Don’t worry. We’ll go through this together.
Fen’Harel: sexy
Ihrlie: (hawt)
Andruil: sry lel i distracted the maker
> u >
Kayan: We should go look around first. See if there’s any clues.
Ihrlie: ♦nods♦ Let’s go.
Junior: You see a ceremonial hammer with a dragon’s head carved atop.
Andruil: JUNIOR
Junior: (AY PAKSHET)
Andruil: HAHAHAH
Ihrlie: (JUNIOR CAN SPEAK)
Dirthamen: JUNIOR WOW
Kayan: (HE SPEAKS)
Andruil: THE NUG SPEAKS
Junior: (EVANDER CRIES)
Kayan: ♦Surprised♦ J-Junior?!
Andruil: Evander: I—-I SENSE EVIL!
Junior: ♦points to the hammer with his tiny, creepy hands♦
Kayan: Look, over there! ♦Pets Junior before walking up to the dragon head♦
Ihrlie: ♦looks in that direction♦ Kayan, what exactly is that for?
Junior: ♦shruging gesture♦
Ihrlie: Should we touch it?
Kayan: I have no idea…
Let me touch it. I don’t want you to get hurt.
♦Touches it♦
Ihrlie: :< Be careful.
Dirthamen: D:
The Maker (GM): The wisps glow briefly when Kayan picks up the hammer. Suddenly, Ihrlie, Kayan and Junior start to feel their energy drain from them. Junior’s floppy ears sag.
Kayan: ♦Immediately lets go♦ AGH.
Ihrlie: What’s happening?
The Maker (GM): The three of them still feel their energy drain from them.
Salvadore: (WAWA JUNIOR)
Kayan: We have to solve this quickly, Ihrlie! ♦Frantically looks around for clues♦
Ihrlie: Kayan, the magic wisps, I think they’re draining our energy!
We have to smash them!
Junior: ♦leans head against Ihrlie and whimpers♦
Kayan: I think so too. Maybe you can use your magic to stop it?
Ihrlie: (OMG POOR BABY)
Kayan: (WAWA)
(Sorry Jr. ;A;)
Junior: ♦slowly blinks, starting to feel lightheaded♦
Ihrlie: I can only keep all of us going for so long. Can you still wield the hammer?
Salvadore: (IT’S HAMMER TIME)
Kayan: I’ll try. ♦Picks up hammer again♦
(I am Thorrrrr. Spirit Thor)
The Maker (GM): Kayan has the hammer.
Now what
Ihrlie: (SMASH PLS)
Kayan: (There’s magic balls floating around diba?)
Ihrlie: (THOR SMASH)
Kayan: (SMASH THEM YUH)
Salvadore: (SMASH DEM BALLS)
The Maker (GM): Spirit wisps in crystal balls
Kayan: ♦Smashes the floating balls with his noodley arms♦
The Maker (GM): Str (Might) vs Tn 13 to smash
Salvadore: (GOGOGO)
Kayan: rolling 3d6 + 2
(
1
+
3
+
4
)2
= 10
Salvadore: (……)
Kayan: (………)
Salvadore: (WOW)
Junior: ♦whimpers♦
Dirthamen: D:
The Maker (GM): Kayan swings the hammer atr the crystal ball but is met by nothing but a sad clunk.
Kayan: Again!
rolling 3d6 + 2
(
5
+
1
+
3
)
2
= 11
The Maker (GM): ANO BUH
Kayan: (……………………..)
The Maker (GM): Kayan tries again and fails to break the balls.
Ihrlie: Lemme try!
rolling 3d6
(
3
+
2
+
2
)
= 7
Andruil: ….
Dirthamen: …..
Kayan: (…..)
Ihrlie: (SO SAD)
The Maker (GM): Ihrlie’s arm starts hurting from the effort
Kayan: (I’m sorry, Bea! I picked the worst door for us D8 D8)
Salvadore: (TRY AGAIN KAY~NYAN)
Ihrlie: (no issok Q u Q we can do dis!)
Junior: rolling 3d6 + 3
(
4
+
5
+
2
)3
= 14
Andruil: WOW
Kayan: (WHAT THE)
Ihrlie: (OH MY GOD)
Salvadore: (WHAT THE FUCK
Andruil: ANO BUH THE NUG IS STRONGER
Dirthamen: SHET HAHAHA
Salvadore: (THE NUG HAS FINGERS)
Andruil: Evander: HNGGGGG—-NO NO NO ;AAAA;
Junior: ♦picks the hammer up and smashes the crystal balls with his creepy little hands♦
Salvadore: (EVANDER GREATLY DISAPPROVES)
Ihrlie: (THANK U OPPOSABLE THUMBS)
Junior: (ANO BUH JUNIOR IS STRONGER)
Salvadore: (somewhere out there, kayan’s gonadless brother is crying)
Kayan: ♦Surprised and blinks♦ Junior!?
Junior: (WAWA RALF)
Salvadore: (GALING JUNIOR)
Kayan: (RALFFF)
Ihrlie: Junior, you did it!
Junior: ♦happy squeals as it hugs Ihrlie♦
Ihrlie: (AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW)
Kayan: ♦Pets Jr.♦ Thank you, Junior! I’m honored to have you named after me.
Ihrlie: ♦hugs it back while hugging Kayan, their energy restored♦
Kayan: (Wowwww. Junior)
Andruil: Don’t know if I should be happy or terrified
Dirthamen: Both
Junior: ♦touches Kayan’s face with his tiny hand♦
Kayan: (LELLL)
Dirthamen: GROSS
Ihrlie: (i feel like a proud mama)
Andruil: Both it is. ____
The Maker (GM): No one must know that Junior did the smashing lmao
Kayan: ♦Just giggles with Ihrlie while they all hug♦
Ihrlie: (SO CUTE)
Fen’Harel: WAO JUNIOR uwu
The Maker (GM): The spirit wisps start to whirl around the room and the crystal balls merge into one ball with a rune inside.
Andruil: yeeee
take it and go
Ihrlie: There it is!
The Maker (GM): Roll to smash
KAYAN SIGE NA
Ihrlie: (prof oak voice: take it and get out)
Kayan: rolling 3d6 + 2
(
2
+
4
+
1
)
2
= 9
Andruil: Professor Oak: now take it and get awt
OMG
BEA
Kayan: (…………………………..)
Andruil: BEA
Ihrlie: (OMG GGG G G GGG)
The Maker (GM): Kayan’s noodley arms fail once more.
Andruil: AHAHAHAAHAH
Kayan: (HAHA BEA)
The Maker (GM): Ihrlie pls
Andruil: AT THE SAME TIME
Ihrlie: rolling 3d6
(
1
+
5
+
3
)
= 9
Kayan: I think I need Junior’s help again, haha…
The Maker (GM): ANO BUH
Andruil: JUNIOR
Fen’Harel: JUNIOR GO
Dirthamen: HAHAHA
Junior: rolling 3d6 + 3
(
2
+
5
+
5
)3
= 15
Ihrlie: ♦looks hopefully at Junior♦
Andruil: HAHAHA FUCK
Dirthamen: OMG JUNIOR
Kayan: (LELELELE)
Fen’Harel: GRABE LMAO
Andruil: A N O B U H
Junior: ♦smashes the crystal ball♦
Andruil: THE NUG IS STRONGER
Ihrlie: (I AM SO HAPPY)
Junior: (TNC CY)
Fen’Harel: GALING DIS NUG
Andruil: IM SO SCURRED
BUT HAPPY
?!
Kayan: Kayan Junior!!! Amazing!
Fen’Harel: be very afraid evander
Andruil: Evander: ♦hides under blankets♦
Ihrlie: ♦small applause♦
Kayan: ♦Kisses Kayan Jr’s head♦ Proud of you, my little nug!
Dirthamen: Good thing Junior was with them
Kayan: (Oo nga)
Junior: ♦squeals happily and picks the superior spirit rune up♦
Fen’Harel: ♦gestures to balls♦ this can happen to YOUR balls
Andruil: imagine if they had another noodle
Ihrlie: (SO CUTE UGHHHH)
Kayan: Alright. Let’s get out of here, Ihrlie and Junior!
Junior: (Junior = more useful than Remy)
Andruil: Evander: ♦cries and hides♦
Fen’Harel: remy so useless LMAO
Ihrlie: Let’s!
Kayan: (He has the rabies, lel)
The Maker (GM): Kayan, Ihrlie and Junior exit the room
Andruil: NEEXTTTTT
The Maker (GM): LAST NA SALAMT
Fen’Harel: they all went sabay~ 8)
YES LAST NA
Salvadore: .n_n ♦enters the door with Fia and Nazares♦
(pls no STR shet we are all noodles)
The Maker (GM): The room is completely dark until Lightning suddenly flashes before them.
Salvadore: (mebbe not fia)
Andruil: electrifying
Fia: (Fia has +4. Omg)
Ihrlie: (so shocking)
Fia: (Should I control Fia in this?)
Salvadore: (not bad fiaaa)
Nazares: ♦jumps back♦ It appears thatthe lightning will strike at certain point of the room.
(yespls )
Fia: (It reminds me of that Tomb Raider puzzle. Huhhhh)
Salvadore: .n_n What do you propose we do, then?
Nazares: rolling 3d6 + 9
(
5
+
2
+
2
)
9
= 18
♦Barrier♦
Salvadore: (wheeee)
The Maker (GM): The lightning smashes against the barrier as they walk into the room.
Fia: Smart thinking, Dream Boy. ♦Smirks♦
Salvadore: Excellent thinking, mi amigo. ♦looks around the room♦ It’s dark.
Nazares: The barrier will not hold for long, so we must solve this quickly. ♦moves to the side and notices that there are stones on the floor♦ These can direct the lightning…♦looks up and sees a circle♦ I suppose we must concentrate the lightning there. ♦tries to pick up the stone but suddenly lets it go♦ The stones electrocute you should yout ouch them
Fia: Will gloves work?
Salvadore: Can we move the stones some other way? .n_n
(with the URB? it’s not metal 8D; )
Nazares: The URB was obsidian wasn’t it?!
Fia: Or how about…. ♦Turns to Salvadore and waggles eyebrows♦
Salvadore: (obsidian ba? OTL)
Nazares: (not dream boy lel)
(Wait obsidian is stone tho)
Salvadore: (yuh isnt it?)
Nazares: (LOL, go then)
Salvadore: (it’s a tier 2 common “metal” but so is shet like drakestone)
(pwede)
Nazares: (It’s MAGIC)
Salvadore: (OKAY WHEE)
Andruil: it’d work na 8D
Salvadore: ♦uses the URB like a giant phallic rake and proceeds to rake the stones toward the circle♦
Fia: ♦Giggles♦ Keep using it, Salvadore.
Salvadore: .n_n
Nazares: (DIS SO GROCE MYTHAL FROWNS ON THE MEAN GIRLS)
Fia: Go move those stones around, hehe.
Andruil: Mythal is not happy
Nazares: It’s working at least.
Dirthamen: D:
The Maker (GM): The stones direct the lightning to the circle, destroying the ceiling and a rune falls to the ground. DEX (Legerdemain to catch)
Salvadore: (LEL SALVADORE NO CURR ABOUT MYTHAL)
rolling 3d6 + 10
(
4
+
4
+
3
)10
= 21
The Maker (GM): (HORYSHET)
Andruil: naisu
Salvadore: .n_n
The Maker (GM): Salvadore walks over to the rune and opens his palm, the rune falling squarely in the middle.
Salvadore: That was easy. ♦strokes the URB lovingly♦ [I love you…]
Fia: (Omg, haha)
Nazares: (CREEPY)
Andruil: ..
oooooooooookkkkkay.
Salvadore: (HIS FAVE)
Fia: ♦Nods in approval♦ [URB done it again.]
Nazares: ♦side-eyes Salvadore then hurries out♦
Salvadore: (AWWRIGHT ALL 5 RUNES NA)
(4)
The Maker (GM): 4
The party converge at the central room.
Fia: ♦Pats Salvadore’s back♦ Very nice, Salvadore.
Granuaile: ♦carrying the jar with the rune♦
Salvadore: .n_n It looks like everyone has a rune. Perfect.
Vesperus: Alright let’s shove these into those holes.
Salvadore: (SEXY)
♦shoves the rune into the lightning slot♦
Fia: (HAHA)
Granuaile: ♦places the rune into the fire slot♦ I do have to warn you all though…
Kayan: ♦Lets Kayan Jr. shove the rune into the spirit slot♦
Vesperus: ♦stares at Salvadore who manages to make putting a rune in look sexual♦ Err…right. ♦puts the ice run in♦
Salvadore: .n_n What is it?
(LMAO VES)
Granuaile: We shouldn’t remove these runes when we leave.
Fia: Shove it in there tightly, Ves. ♦Winks♦
Why not, Gran?
We can put them in good use. Free stuff.
Vesperus: Sure! Of course not. [Totally going to take the runes.]
Granuaile: I… fear that something bad will happen if we do. This is Mythal’s temple.
Salvadore: Let’s worry about these runes later. .n_n They’re valuable, but we have Ashara to worry about first.
Maximian: ♦shrugs♦
Granuaile: Ashara is more valuable.
Salvadore: Si. ♦approves Gran♦
Vesperus: ♦Approves Gran♦
Lucas: Let’s just go get Ashara out of here
Granuaile: Let’s get going. ♦pushes the door open♦
The Maker (GM): The door finally opens
Salvadore: (OMGGG DIS SONG)
Granuaile: (shet)
Fia: (The birb theme ;u;)
Salvadore: (eury theme ;____;)
The Maker (GM): Meanwhile, Ashara opens her eyes and sees that she’s chained up to the ceiling.
Granuaile: (Asharaaa D8)
Euresyne: Birb hasn’t returned yet…♦plays with the owl statue in her hands♦
Ashara: ♦blearily opens her eyes♦ [What…]
?!?!?! Where am I?! ♦sees Eury with the owl statue♦ You—!!!
Euresyne: ♦walks over to Ashara and holds her chin up with her fingers♦ I finally have your body, Ashara…
Fia: (…..Sexy)
Granuaile: (waaaaao………..)
Ashara: (WAO SEXY)
Euresyne: (LOL FOE-YAY!!!!! ♦NASTEH DURGEN SOUNDS♦)
Ashara: ♦glares at Eury♦ And what do you plan to do with it?
Lucas: (WAO)
Kayan: (Hmm mmm)
Granuaile: ( ♦nasteh durgen sounds♦ )
Ashara: (GRAN LMAO)
Granuaile: (LELELLE)
Euresyne: The god who promised to change Thedas for the better needs a dragon’s body. After all, the blood of dragons is the blood of the world. What is better than that when the world will finally change? ♦walks over to the eluvian♦
Ihrlie: (omg muh ship)
Ashara: Fuck your god. ♦struggles against her chains♦ I never asked for this!
Euresyne: That’s how fate works. I never asked to die so early either…but here we are. You and me. ♦touches the eluvian then turns to Ashara♦ no matter how much you try to run away from fate, it will always catch up.
Ashara: Fate is what you make of it. And I swear to you, on my last dying breath, that you will not get your wish.
(♦to my last dying breath lel)
Euresyne: ♦smirks at Asahra♦ Ah, but you’re the reason I’ll get my wish. Until I get all the statues, I can’t open this eluvian…and who will rush in here to your rescue? your ship is unguarded yet again.
Ashara: [The ship—!!! RELLIA.]
[It’s… unguarded?!]
Euresyne: But first, your friends have to die. I need Rosalinda and my forces here to deal with them. After that, I’ll finally get my hands on that halla statue.
Ashara: [My friends…?!] They won’t fall to the likes of you, you bitch!
Euresyne: Maybe not to me, but…I have something in store for them.
The Maker (GM): MEANWHILE, OUTSIDE
Kayan: (………………………..)
Granuaile: (fuuck)
Kayan: (Thalia time ;____; ?)
Ashara: (OH LAWD)
Granuaile: (but we need asharaklfblkfbasl)
The Maker (GM): I said Ashara would be there for Thalia. XD
Fen’Harel: WILLIE?!?!?
Kayan: (Ah, then —)
Fen’Harel: or…?
Granuaile: (NOT WILLIE PUHLEES)
Kayan: (It’s a surprise)
Fen’Harel: WILLIE SO OP
Vesperus: Wait, this place looks familiar. ♦rubs his chin♦ This was where Tagaris and her people dragged us to before. ♦looks at the tower before you♦ At the top of this is where the eluvian is.
Salvadore: .n_n So you know the way…?
Nazares: The tower will be swarming with Euresyne’s strongest people. We must get up there to Magister Ashara before it is too late.
Salvadore: (LEAD THE WAY VES!)
Isidore: How charming. Up the tower to rescue a princess.
The Maker (GM): (HAHA NICE ONE SARA)
Fia: Then we should sneak past them. We may come too late if we fight them all.
The Maker (GM): You want to fight your way up?!
Granuaile: (LELELELE)
Kayan: (HAHAHA Galing Sara!)
Salvadore: (Princess LMAO. Isidore uwu)
(HURRRRR)
Nazares: that is one way to put it, but we must focus. Do we sneak in?
Salvadore: Can we, though? .n_n
It is worth a shot.
Fia: I’m only worried about this big guy here. ♦Points back at Max who’s standing beside Ves♦
Vesperus: He can climb the tower.
Granuaile: (lmao?)
Fia: (Like Flynn Rider!)
Granuaile: Wow, he’s that strong?
Fia: That can work. Try not to get yourself caught, Max.
Salvadore: He is. .n_n Let’s go.
Kayan: (Hold on. Carissa went tulog)
Granuaile: (Oh. 8D;)
Salvadore: (carissa may be able to hold out for an hour daw. GO ON XD)
(we started so late kasi huhuhu o wells ; u; sneak time?)
Kayan: (Yuh)
Vesperus: Sorry, my mom made me clean someshet
(THAT WAS THE MAKER)
Kayan: (VES!?)
(I thought your parents were ded….)
Salvadore: (LMAO VES UR MOM)
Vesperus: (ves’ mom is dead)
Salvadore: (ok gooooo)
The Maker (GM): Let’s say Ihrlie will climb Kayan’s back?
Kayan: (Aww, Pweds)
Salvadore: (GO HODOR)
The Maker (GM): Everyone roll Dex (Stealth)
Salvadore: (what does max roll)
(climbing?)
Kayan: rolling 3d6 + 11
(
4
+
1
+
3
)
11
= 19
Lucas: rolling 3d6+2
(
6
+
1
+
5
)2
= 14
Salvadore: rolling 3d6 + 8
(
2
+
3
+
2
)
8
= 15
(… tn 14 pls)
The Maker (GM): Str (Climbing)
Sylaise: rolling 3d6 + 4
(
2
+
1
+
5
)4
= 12
Maximian: rolling 3d6
1
(
1
+
2
+
5
)1
= 9
The Maker (GM): GRAN, CARRY LUKEY PLS
Granuaile: rolling 3d6
10
(
1
+
5
+
3
)10
= 19
Maximian: (LEL)
Salvadore: (max roll str)
Fia: rolling 3d6 + 13
(
5
+
6
+
1
)
13
= 25
Salvadore: (climbing)
Isidore: rolling 3d6+6
(
2
+
4
+
4
)6
= 16
Salvadore: (wao fia)
Granuaile: ♦carries Lukey♦
Maximian: (ah)
rolling 3d6
11
(
2
+
4
+
3
)11
= 20
Ihrlie: (piggy back on kayan pls huhu)
Salvadore: (naisu)
Kayan: Your legs must be tired, Ihrlie. Just hold onto me, alright?
The Maker (GM): Kayan carries Ihrlie on his back and Granuaile carries Lucas. The party manages to sneak past Euersyne’s forces, making their way up the tower.
Lucas: Thanks Gran ♦clings to Gran♦
Ihrlie: ♦rides on Kayan’s back♦
Salvadore: (HODOR)
Kayan: (HODOR!Kayan)
Junior: ♦rides on Ihrlie’s back♦
Granuaile: (I’m so batak na from carrying lukey)
Kayan: (Hodor-ception)
(Kk. Go go)
Salvadore: (so buff gran)
(TEMPLE THEME HUHU)
Dirthamen: (should be hahaha. Lucas is too noodley)
Kayan: (♦Festus flashbacks♦)
Salvadore: (WAR FLASHBACKS)
(SHET)
The Maker (GM): Euresyne’s brows furrow, still awaiting birb’s return.
Ashara: ♦cackles at Euresyne♦ Your stupid bird is dead!
Euresyne: ♦ignores Ashara♦ It’s far too quiet down there…♦a bird lands on her window sill and Euresyne gives it some bird food♦ Birb will come back…she has to…
Kayan: (Wawa……..)
Ashara: ♦scowls at Eury when she refused to take the bait♦ [Where are they?! Be safe.]
Euresyne: ♦suddenly, the bird she’s feeding vanishes in a puff of smoke and Euresyne is caught off guard as bird food hits her face♦ What the—
Vesperus: Jokes you on, bitch! ♦tackles Eury♦
Ashara: (OMG LMAO)
Kayan: (HAHA PERF~_
Ashara: VESPERUS!!!
Euresyne: AUGH!!! WILHELM!
Ashara: (fcking WILLIE)
(i hatechu)
Lucas: (Nooo)
Ashara: (lukey pls cone of cold willie’s red templar balls)
The Maker (GM): Wilhelm barrels through the hallway and charges towards them. He roars and holds his head, the red lyrium making it impossible to determine who are his friends and foes.
Granuaile: (fuck)
Wilhelm: MAAAGE—!! MAGE! ♦charges towards Ashara♦
Lucas: (takbooo)
Ashara: SHIT—-
Kayan: (She’s in shackles tho!)
The Maker (GM): A green portal appears behind Ashara.
Salvadore: (PHEW)
Nazares: ♦sees Wilhelm approaches and rishes towards Ashara, reading a bolt of spirit energy in his hand♦
rolling 3d6 + 9
(
5
+
3
+
2
)
9
= 19
Ashara: (DID IT WORK)
Nazares: Ashara—! ♦the bolt hits the chains shattering them and Nazares catches Ashara before she falls to the ground as Wilhelm charges past them♦ He is coming back! ♦Wilhelm runs at them but suddenly stops and starts growling, pulling an arrow from his arm♦
Wilhelm: AAAARRRGGHHH!! MAAAAAGEEE!!!
Fia: Not a mage, but you’re dead, Willie!
Ashara: (FIAAA)
Kayan: (Go go go Fia!)
The Maker (GM): The party burst in behind Fia.
Lucas: ♦casts cone of cold♦
rolling 3d6+11
(
4
+
1
+
1
)11
= 17
Granuaile: We’re not too late, are we?
Ashara: ♦stands up with Nazares’ support♦ T-thank you… Everyone!
Salvadore: .n_n Hello~
Wilhelm: rolling 8d6 + 25
(
5
+
6
+
5
+
4
+
2
+
2
+
1
+
6
)
25
= 56
Granuaile: (fuck)
Lucas: ( O__O )
Salvadore: ♦smacks Willie with the URB♦
(OH SHET)
(WHAT DO)
Kayan: Everyone, run!
Lucas: (TAKBOOO)
Salvadore: (TEKBU)
Wilhelm: ♦smashes the Cone of Cold as he runs past it♦ RRGGHHH DICK! ♦bats the URB out of Salvadore’s hands♦
Salvadore: (DICK LOL)
Kayan: (Hehe)
Salvadore: ♦GREATLY GREATLY GREATLY DISAPPROVES♦
Granuaile: ♦takes out her daggers♦ The THING!!!!
Nazares: We have to get out of here—
Salvadore: ♦tries to retrieve his beloved URB♦
Kayan: We can’t fight this. We have to GO.
The Maker (GM): Suddenly, a massive burst of energy hits Wilhelm, knocking him aside.
Kayan: (HIs tru larve)
Ashara: But HOW
Lucas: ?!
Kayan: (:O)
Iona: ♦steps out of a portal♦ Thank you, Euresyne. I’ve been searching for this one. ♦grabs Nazares’ head♦
Granuaile: (NO)
Kayan: (Oh…)
Ashara: (OH SHIT)
Lucas: (NAZARES)
Granuaile: (nooooooooOOOOOOOOOOO)
Kayan: (DREAM BOY)
Granuaile: (THROW SMTH AT IONA)
Kayan: ♦Tightens grip on daggers] Iona.
Ihrlie: ♦throws rock♦
Ashara: ♦attacks Iona with Elves’ tears♦ NO!
Granuaile: (I H R L I E)
Nazares: Tagaris— AAARGGGHHHHH. ♦a bright, red light fills the room♦
Ashara: rolling 3d6 + 9
(
2
+
2
+
2
)9
= 15
(SHET 222 ANO BEH)
The Maker (GM): Elves Tears misses Iona.
Ashara: (fireball not good idea eh >_> )
Kayan: ♦Throws a dagger at Iona♦
rolling 3d6 + 11
(
2
+
1
+
2
)
11
= 16
(…….How lame)
Lucas: ♦casts cone of cold♦
The Maker (GM): Kayan’s dagger misses Iona as the light engulfs everything.
TOO LATE NA
Granuaile: ♦throws dagger also♦
Ashara: (I IYAK WHUT DO)
Granuaile: (DAMMIT)
Ashara: (WHAT TH FUC)
Granuaile: ♦shields eyes♦
Isidore: ♦shields eyes as well♦
Lucas: (FUCK HOW ARE WE GOING TO EXPLAIN THIS TO RELLIA)
Kayan: Ihrlie! Hold tightly and don’t let go!
Ashara: (WAHT DO)
Granuaile: (NO DO NOT TAKE DREAM BOIIII)
Kayan: ♦Still carrying Ihrlie♦
Urien: ♦pushes a Grey Warden out of the portal behind Iona♦
Kayan: (DREAM BOY)
Ihrlie: ♦hugs the shaking ball of nug that is Junior♦
Ashara: (omg)
Kayan: (WHUT)
Granuaile: (muh ARCH NEMESIS)
Iona: Finally, the answers!
Kayan: (L-Lirelle?!)
Granuaile: (FUCK)
Ashara: [Nazares!]
(LIRELLEEE?!?!?)
(SHET THIS MUSIC)
Granuaile: (TANGINA)
Kayan: (IT IS)
Lucas: [A fellow warden?!]
Ashara: (HOLYSHT)
Granuaile: (I GOT SO SCARED)
(GOOSEBUMPS FUCKING HELVETE)
Ashara: (OMG WHUT HAPEN)
Lirelle: ♦rises from the body of the Grey Warden, cacling maniacally♦ TAGARIS!!!!!
Lucas: (WHAT)
Granuaile: (MY GOD.)
The Maker (GM): lol thank god Cy and Vita are safe
Granuaile: (F U C K I N G H E L L)
Lucas: Maker’s breath-! What is it?!
Kayan: ♦Slowly moves back♦
Ashara: (SHET SHE CRAY gdfkjghdfkg)
Lucas: (Fack)
Ashara: (im glad ashara isnt friends with the twins…)
Granuaile: ♦glares at Urien♦
Ashara: ♦steps in front of Nazares’ prone form♦ Who—?!
Lirelle: ♦red lyrium protrudes from her head and spine♦ TAGARIS…..♦stops and sniffs the air♦ Not Tagairs…but I can smell you, Megaris…….Sotiria…….Cassian……
(TAE LOTTERY FOR KAYAN)
Salvadore: [Who is this person?!]
Kayan: (UGH)
Lucas: What is she talking about?
Granuaile: (KAYAN SHIT)
Kayan: (TAE)
Maximian: ♦holds up sword at ready♦ What is this creature?!
Kayan: We. Need. To. Get. Out. Now.
Salvadore: (sina kayan and ves… sino pa… are descendants of ppl who lirelle wants to exact vengeance against)
Lirelle: ♦grabs Ashara by by the neck♦ I can smell Sotiria on you. ♦giggles maniacally♦
Granuaile: W-Who?… ♦has her daggers ready♦
Salvadore: (SOTIRIA?!)
(OH YEAH)
(KASI VES’ BLOOD LMAO)
Kayan: (She drank Ves’s blood. Tae lottery)
Lucas: (DEAD)
Granuaile: (C R E Y )
Ashara: ♦attempts to throw a fireball at Lirelle♦
[What the fuck is she talking about?!]
rolling 3d6 + 11
(
1
+
1
+
6
)11
= 19
Kayan: ♦Tries to throw knife at Lirelle♦
rolling 3d6 + 11
(
6
+
1
+
5
)
11
= 23
Ashara: (fireball hits)
Nazares: ♦slowly gets up from the floor♦ No…it will not work………….
Granuaile: ♦runs to Dream Boy and tries to help him up♦
Ashara: … What?! Why not—
Nazares: I remember now…♦eyes flash to Ihrlie♦ Not while she is here!
Ashara: … Ihrlie?!
Ihrlie: (what)
(WHAT)
Kayan: W-what do you mean? Leave Ihrlie out of this!
Lucas: Wait what?!
Granuaile: ?!
Ashara: (bc essence of Lirelle)
(inside of her ;3)
Granuaile: (OH SHIT)
Lucas: (I dunno thisss)
Granuaile: (OO NGA NO)
Lirelle: ♦falls from when the fire dissipates, a knife sticking from her neck♦
Ihrlie: (DDDDDDDD8)
Ashara: Shit—
Iona: Thank you, Ashara and Kayan. ♦cuts off Lirelle’s finger along with some red lyrium♦ This is all that I need for now. Let’s go, Urien. ♦walks into the portal with Urien♦
Salvadore: ♦holding his beloved URB again♦ We need to get out of here—
Ashara: … What?!
Granuaile: ♦throws dagger at Urien♦
rolling 3d6+11
(
1
+
4
+
6
)11
= 22
Ashara: (O SNP)
Kayan: (KILL HIM NOW)
Ashara: (dis song omg. tho bash’s theme is even scarier XD)
Iona: rolling 8d6 + 15
(
6
+
6
+
3
+
5
+
6
+
3
+
2
+
6
)
15
= 52
Ashara: (WHAT THE FUCK)
Kayan: (OMG)
Ashara: (WOWOWOWOkdfhgkd)
Lucas: (FACK)
Iona: ♦catches Granuaile’s dagger♦
Ashara: (MUTHAFUCKAAAAAA)
Kayan: (OH. MY. )
Ashara: ♦startled by how easily Iona deflected Gran’s attack♦
Iona: Nice try. ♦throws the dagger at Granuaile♦
Ashara: What the fuck?!
Iona: rolling 8d6 + 15
(
4
+
1
+
5
+
2
+
1
+
3
+
6
+
3
)15
= 40
Granuaile: AR TU NA’DIN.
Kayan: Gran, watch out!
Granuaile: (FUCK)
Lucas: (WAT)
Ashara: (holyshet. buti na lang ihrlie is here 8D;;;;;;;; )
The Maker (GM): Suddenly, Ihrlie lets our a blood curdling scream,
Lucas: (FUCK)
Ashara: (… wait)
Kayan: (NOOOO)
Granuaile: (NOOOOOO)
Ihrlie: (ohno agshsjshjs)
Kayan: IHRLIE!
The Maker (GM): Her eyes glow red and she falls to her knees.
Kayan: I-IHRLIE! Tell me what’s wrong!
Granuaile: IHRLIE!!!
Kayan: ♦Holds her♦
Ashara: Shit! Not this again—-!!!
Ihrlie: (NO NO NO COME ON)
Kayan: Ihrlie! Fight it! Fight whatever is inside!
Salvadore: ♦takes a step back♦ [This is…?!]
The Maker (GM): Willpower (Self-Discipline) IHRLIE
Ihrlie: (Q_________Q)
Kayan: You can do it! Ihrlie! IHRLIE!
Ashara: (IHRLIE GOOOOOO. LUB U)
Granuaile: (IHRLIE PLEASE)
Ihrlie: rolling 3d6 + 3
(
2
+
6
+
4
)
3
= 15
Ashara: (I BELIEVE IN U)
Kayan: (GO IHRLIE BB Q____Q)
Ashara: (WHUT IS TN?)
(PLS MAKER)
(MAKER PLS)
The Maker (GM): TN 13
Kayan: (+ For family lure?!)
(PHEW)
Granuaile: (I STILL WANT TO KILL URIEN ALREADY)
Ashara: (PHEW)
(IHRLIE U DID IT)
The Maker (GM): Urien escaped, btw, Gran u got shanked.
Ashara: (ihrlie pls help gran u_u)
Granuaile: (I kno I’m bleeding)
Kayan: I’m here for you Ihrlie! I believe in you!
The Maker (GM): OO NGA OMG IHRLIE DID IT
Lucas: Gran! ♦rushes over♦
Kayan: ♦Holds Ihrlie tighter♦
Ihrlie: Wait…Gran!
Granuaile: ♦bleeding profusely♦ I hate him. I HATE THEM!
Ihrlie: rolling 3d6 + 7
(
5
+
5
+
5
)
7
= 22
Kayan: Ihrlie!
Ihrlie: rolling 1d6 + 7
(
5
)7
= 12
Ashara: She… ♦stares in shock♦ She did it. Nazares, do you remember now?! Who was that?!
Ihrlie: ♦heals Gran♦
The Maker (GM): Ihrlie’s body stabilizes but her eyes are still glowing red.
Ashara: (omg ihrlie ; A;)
Granuaile: T-Thank you, Ihrlie.
Kayan: We need to get Ihrlie out of here! NOW.
Ashara: … he’s… right. You can explain later!
Granuaile: (SO STRESS)
Lucas: ♦looks suspicious but helps Gran up♦ Let’s get out of here!
Kayan: ♦Carries Ihrlie bridal style♦
Granuaile: ♦holds onto Lucas♦ Yes please.
Nazares: She is a Grey Warden frmo the Third Blight…she managed to repicate the Archdemon’s ability to hop bodies to the nearest Blight source…she cannot be killed, not while her essences exist in Ihrlie and Vita
Kayan: T-then we will find a way to get them out!
Fen’Harel: where did eury and willie go
Kayan: (Oo nga)
Lucas: No… to replicate the Archdemon’s ability?! That is impossible!
(lel right)
Euresyne: ♦clawing at Ves on the ground while he pulls her hair♦
Isidore: What a tragedy… We must retreat this instant if we want to live.
Wilhelm: ♦gets up from the ground♦ MAAAAAGGGGEEEE—!!!!
Ashara: (LMAO VES AND EURY)
Maximian: ♦plants boot on Eury’s back♦
The Maker (GM): Red templars pour into the room.
Euresyne: AUGH—!! ♦falls unconscious♦
Kayan: No. No. No. We don’t have time for this!
Ashara: ♦is just starting to absorb Nazares’ word when Wilhelm gets up and red templars come in♦
♦words
Granuaile: By the Dread Wolf!.. ♦coughs out blood and stains Lucas’ clothes♦
Lirelle: ♦suddenly bursts out of the body of one of the red templars♦
I can smell you….
Ashara: (SCARY)
Granuaile: (I HAVE NEVER BEEN SO TERRIFIED)
Lucas: You’ll be fine Gran ♦holds up staff and ice starts to form on the end of the staff♦
Ashara: ♦clutches Nazares’ arm♦ We need to get out of here.
Kayan: ♦Eyes widened in terror♦
Lucas: ♦looks menacingly at the surrounding templars♦
(TAKBO PLS)
Vesperus: ♦wipes the blood from his nose♦ Ashara, dragon out now!
Granuaile: (CAN I CALL ON DRAGONS NOW TO SAVE US)
Kayan: ♦Tries to run away, but is surrounded by templars♦
Salvadore: We’re surrounded. .n_n We need to run—
Granuaile: (WE’RE ON TOP OF A THING)
Ashara: [What if—]
Fia: We’re surrounded, though!
Ashara: rolling 3d6 + 9
(
4
+
1
+
5
)
9
= 19
(SO CLOSE… do i get + to my magic ba)
The Maker (GM): No. 8(
Ashara: (demmit)
Granuaile: (can i call my durgen friends)
( PLZ )
Kayan: Nazares! Teleport us out of here!
The Maker (GM): there are no durgens on the island remember
Granuaile: (HUHUHUUH demmit damn u eury)
Nazares: There are too many people here, I lack the mana. ♦grabs Ashara’s arm♦ Ashara, try it again!
Lucas: (PLS)
Ashara: ♦nods♦
Granuaile: (PLZ)
Ashara: (SHETTT)
rolling 3d6 + 9
(
4
+
2
+
4
)9
= 19
(WOSgukhrdislgjkfjkhfdgkdgf)
Granuaile: (ASHARASFSABFLKH)
Lirelle: (REROLL)
Ashara: (MUTHAFUCKA)
Kayan: ♦Panics♦ Come on, Ashara! You always shapeshift. Go do it!
Lirelle: You won’t escape again….♦throws red lyrium at the party♦
Ashara: ♦frustrated♦ [WHY AM I SO WEAK?!]
Granuaile: You can do it, Ashara! ♦coughs♦
Ashara: rolling 3d6 + 9
(
5
+
3
+
2
)
9
= 19
(WOW WHAT THE FUCK)
(HWO)
Granuaile: (WHY PURO 19 ANO BA)
Ashara: (isdfjdg HELP)
Kayan: (WHUT)
Ashara: (Im crRYING0
Lucas: (IYAK)
Ashara: (NUOOH)
Nazares: She’s too exhausted from being caught….
Granuaile: ♦pulls Lukey to dodge the red lyrium♦
Ashara: I can’t quit now—-!!!
Kayan: NO. Ashara! Keep on trying.
I know you have it in you!
The Maker (GM): LAST TRY, ASHARA
Kayan: DO IT NOW.
Lucas: ♦throws ice shards to keep templars at bay♦
Kayan: ♦Holds Ihrlie closer♦
Lucas: HURRY!
Granuaile: YOU CAN DO IT.
Nazares: You can do it, Ashara. Rellia is waiting for you.
Salvadore: ♦whacking red templars with the URB♦
Ashara: [Rellia!]
Granuaile: (POWER OF RELLIA MOTIVATION PLS)
Ashara: (OMG OMG OMG OMG PLS)
(ROLL 20 U BITCH)
Lucas: (ARGHH)
Kayan: (Roll20)
Ashara: rolling 3d6 + 9
(
6
+
2
+
4
)9
= 21
Granuaile: (ASKJFAASFJK)
Ashara: (FUUUUU YES)
Granuaile: (SKJDGFHASFLJHSAFHKLASFHIL)
Kayan: (AHA!)
Lucas: (FUCK YEAH)
Ashara: (YES)(
(YES0
sddfg
Granuaile: (YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS)
Ashara: (YESSS TN 20)
Lucas: (TAKBOOOOOO)
Ashara: (FUUUUUCK ESSfdiogjdfkjg)
Granuaile: ♦holds onto Ashara♦
Ashara: ♦shapeshifts into a high dragon♦
Kayan: Get us our of here, Ashara!
(♦out)
Ashara: (WOW RELLIA AH)
Isidore: ♦hops onto Ashara♦
Granuaile: (POWER OF RELLIA)
Ashara: (Q________Q RELLIAAA)
Lucas: ♦pulls Gran♦ Come on!
Granuaile: (ALL FOR RELLIA)
Kayan: ♦Hops on the durgen with Ihrlie♦
Granuaile: (i’m on ashara na 8D)
Ihrlie: ♦climbs along with Kayan♦
Maximian: Quickly, there are too many of them! ♦grabs Ves and hops on♦
Salvadore: ♦hops on dragonshara too♦ [Incredible.] .n_n
Fia: ♦Everyone else hops on♦
Granuaile: ♦holds on tight♦
Ashara: ♦flies off once everybody is on♦
(HUHUHUHUHUHUHUHU)
Granuaile: (HOT DEYM)
(WE HAVEN’T EVEN FOUGHT THALIA YET ALGFHLASFHA GUYS)
Kayan: (DON’T TELL ME SHE IS ON THE SHIP)
Ashara: (FUUUUUCK)
Granuaile: (HO,=LY FUCK)
(SALHFASFH FUYCKAF YCUKFCUKFCFCK RELLIA)
Kayan: We’re going to get you help, Ihrlie. I promise.
Lucas: (I FORGOT ABOUT HER)
Kayan: ( PLS NO PLS NO)
Lucas: (DONT WE HAVE TO KILL HER)
Ashara: [RELLIA.] ♦flies to Llomeryn♦
Ihrlie: ♦nods with a frown♦
Granuaile: (R ELLIASFIALIGSLIGHAWOUQ)
(MAKER)
Ashara: (maker DC LMAO)
(MAKER PLS)
Granuaile: (SUSPENSE ANO BUH)
Lucas: (MAKER)
Granuaile: (CRYING INTERNALLY)
Ashara: (dis music pa LOOOL)
Granuaile: (GDI)
Ashara: (brb i need to pee)
Granuaile: (I’m so scared for griffon warden camp)
Ashara: (too much suspense)
Kayan: (Lirelle scares me. )
Granuaile: (Athrion: that seth’lin warden…)
Lucas: (MAKER)
Granuaile: (MAKERE SFNLAHG)
Ashara: (BACK LOL)
Granuaile: (WB)
The Maker (GM): Once you reach the shore of the island, Ashara’s mana fizzles out, but she manages to swoop down and you all fall to the sand below.
Granuaile: ♦rolls along the sand♦ O-Ow…
Ashara: ♦falls to her knees, exhausted♦ RELLIA—!!!
The Maker (GM): You’re still on the island lmao
Granuaile: (W AT)
Ashara: (i know but she’s frustrated OTL)
Granuaile: (P U T A)
Lucas: (NOOOO)
Kayan: Hngh —. No. We’re still here.
The Maker (GM): When you looks up, you see a massive red figure charging towards you,
Granuaile: ♦dodge♦
Lucas: MAKER!
Granuaile: (;A;)
Kayan: ♦Quickly grabs Ihrlie and dodges♦
Ashara: (FFFUUUUUU)
The Maker (GM): From behind you, red templars are charging.
Ashara: (FFUUUUUUUUUUUUU)
Maximian: We’re surrounded!
Ashara: ♦is still trying to recover♦
Fia: I guess we have no choice, but to fight. ♦Starts drawing her bow♦
Ashara: (FCKING THALIA)
Nazares: We will deal will the templars here. ♦hands flare with spirit magic♦ the rest of you defeat that behemoth.
Vesperus: Kick it’s ass, Ashara. You can do it, just like how you turned into a dragon back there! ♦cuts his hand♦
Salvadore: (did they get to this island by ship?!)
Maximian: ♦readies sword and shield♦
Salvadore: ♦smiles♦ We can make it! We always do. .n_n ♦brandishes the URB♦
The Maker (GM): Ashara, Kayan, Granuaile, Lucas and Ihrlie face Thalia.
Fia: We got you, Ashara!
Ashara: ♦stands up, with some difficulty♦ I thought we got rid of this bitch… ♦smirks♦
The Maker (GM): ROLL FOR INITIATIVE
Lucas: rolling 3d6
12
(
6
+
6
+
3
)12
= 27
Granuaile: rolling 3d6
22
(
6
+
4
+
5
)22
= 37
Ihrlie: rolling 3d6 + 15
(
6
+
2
+
3
)
15
= 26
The Maker (GM): rolling 4d6 + 15
(
3
+
1
+
3
+
1
)15
= 23
Kayan: rolling 3d6 + 21
(
4
+
2
+
2
)
21
= 29
Ashara: rolling 3d6 + 20
(
6
+
3
+
2
)20
= 31
Kayan: I’m going to get rid of you once and for all, sister.
The Maker (GM): Gran > Ashara > Kayan > Lucas > Ihrlie > Thalia
Ashara: [The sooner we kill them, the sooner we get back to Rellia.]
(LELELE LET’S DO DIS)
Granuaile: (LEGGO)
Lucas: (GO GO GO)
Granuaile: rolling 3d6
14
(
6
+
3
+
3
)14
= 26
Ashara: (SP!)
Granuaile: ♦bluff checkkkk♦
The Maker (GM): DEF is 20, AR 20, 300/300 HP
Lucas: (WAO)
Granuaile: rolling 3d6
10
(
4
+
3
+
3
)10
= 20
The Maker (GM): rolling 4d6 + 15
(
5
+
4
+
4
+
6
)
15
= 34
Granuaile: (SHIT)
Lucas: (in perspective it’s 50 more that birb)
Granuaile: (NEVERMIND. NO BLUFFING HERE)
(this.. is not considered a living thing?)
(lmao)
Ashara: (but u got moar SP gran uwu)
The Maker (GM): Pierce armor is a stunt tho so if she uses it no more dual strike
Ashara: (also lmao we ended up not taking the runes… mythal must be pleased)
The Maker (GM): (t-that’s what you think…)
Lucas: (Kill it before it becomes like Wilhelm!)
Granuaile: (fuck)
Ashara: (?
)
Kayan: (Behemoth: Weak to ice, but resistant to fire)
Lucas: (DAMMIT)
Granuaile: (wait is this a living thing)
The Maker (GM): FINE, it living
Ashara: (RESISTANT TO FIRE?!! R U SHITTING ME)
Granuaile: (YESS)
Ashara: (thx maker uwu)
Granuaile: rolling 7d6+20
(
6
+
1
+
4
+
2
+
6
+
3
+
5
)20
= 47
♦pierce armor♦
Lucas: (How do u know iya?)
Kayan: (Same weaknesses and strengths as red templars D8 D8)
(In the Bogart sheet)
The Maker (GM): Oo nga, magic does 1/2 dmg
Lucas: (FACK)
Kayan: (H-how can we fight Willie then!? Patay)
Ashara: (purong mages pa OTL OTL. what attacks does durgenshara have available)
Granuaile: ( 253/300 )
(AY WAIT)
(WAAAIT)
(MY DAGGER DOES ICE DMG)
Kayan: (AHA)
Ashara: (FAPFAPFAP)
Granuaile: (I’LL ROLL AGAIN)
Kayan: (Roll sep for each dagger)
Granuaile: rolling 4d6
16
(
2
+
4
+
2
+
1
)16
= 25
(x 2)
The Maker (GM): Is this ice?
k
Granuaile: rolling 3d6
4
(
3
+
2
+
3
)+4
= 12
♦pierce armor♦
( 62 dmg)
The Maker (GM): NEXT
Kayan: (Lightning attack Gran!)
(SP stunt)
Granuaile: (i used a stunt na?)
The Maker (GM): Pierce armor is a stunt.
Kayan: (She can use one lang? Ahh)
Ashara: (o lol D8 can she lightning attack na lang)
Lucas: (Yuh next na D: )
Ashara: (is better)
Lucas: (can u do two stunts?
)
The Maker (GM): no
Ashara: (one lang)
Granuaile: (wait so do I lightning instead?)
Lucas: (okay ;A; )
The Maker (GM): Fine.
Granuaile: (i do my rolls again diba)
Kayan: (Go go go!)
Ashara: (luv u maker)
The Maker (GM): Yup, but I minus frmo the first dmh
Granuaile: rolling 4d6+16
(
6
+
4
+
6
+
4
)16
= 36
(SHET)
The Maker (GM): NICE
Granuaile: rolling 3d6
4
(
2
+
4
+
3
)4
= 13
The Maker (GM): hurr math
Granuaile: (127 total dmg with the minus armor)
( 8D 8D 8D )
Ashara: (FAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAP)
Kayan: (GRANNNNNNNNN)
(YOU GO GRAN)
The Maker (GM): WAO, almost half life na
GDI
Lucas: (YAY)
Kayan: (YES)
Ashara: (LUV U GRAN)
Granuaile: (BOOOOYAHH)
The Maker (GM): thalia, y u slow
Granuaile: (172 left GO GUYS)
Kayan: (GO ASHARA)
Granuaile: (173♦
Ashara: ♦casts grease lelele♦
rolling 3d6 + 9
(
3
+
6
+
1
)
9
= 19
The Maker (GM): Wait, did you minis 40 from the armor or 20 lang?
Ashara: (HIT LMAO)
Granuaile: (20? 40 ba dapat)
The Maker (GM): yuuh
Kayan: (40?! WHUT)
The Maker (GM): Lightning Attack eh
Granuaile: (edi 107 dmg)
( 193 hp left)
Ashara: (hurr math)
Kayan: (Ahhhh)
The Maker (GM): 193 HP pa lol
Granuaile: (good enuf)
The Maker (GM): rolling 3d6 + 15
(
3
+
6
+
1
)15
= 25
Kayan: (2/3 left!)
The Maker (GM): Does it hit Ashara’s spellpower?
Ashara: (MUTHAFUCKA
Kayan: (NOOO)
(FAST CAST)
Ashara: (spell lance tapos fast cast)
rolling 3d6 + 9
(
5
+
5
+
6
)
9
= 25
(hits)
The Maker (GM): Is that yes or no, what I rolled?
SPPPPP
Ashara: (yes. grease didnt work)
(i’m spell lancing)
The Maker (GM): Okay. u
Ashara: rolling 3d6 + 14
(
5
+
3
+
1
)14
= 23
(elves’ tears. spirit dmg)
♦fast casting♦
The Maker (GM): normal dmg then
I will not count spell lance as magical attacks cause I’m nice
Ashara: (luv u)
Granuaile: (yay maker)
Kayan: (Bless you Maker)
Lucas: (thank u bec my staff is fire based… LEL)
The Maker (GM): WAWA LUKEY
Kayan: (AYYYY)
Granuaile: (OHH)
Lucas: (Hurr ice mage with fire staff)
Kayan: (SAYANG)
The Maker (GM): bakit…
Kayan: (OO NGA LUKEY)
Ashara: ♦casts haste♦
Lucas: (It’s made from dragons D: )
The Maker (GM): ANYWAY FAST CASTING NA
Ashara: rolling 3d6 + 9
(
1
+
1
+
5
)
9
= 16
(LOL NOPE)
♦spell lance♦
Granuaile: (LEL………….)
Ashara: rolling 3d6 + 9
(
4
+
2
+
6
)9
= 21
Granuaile: ( by 1 pt)
Ashara: (HITS)
(dmg)
rolling 3d6 + 14
(
1
+
4
+
1
)
14
= 20
Kayan: (GO)
Granuaile: (1/2 NAAA)
Kayan: (YES)
The Maker (GM): NEXT
Lucas: (KAYAN GO)
Kayan: ♦Bluff check♦
The Maker (GM): rolling 4d6 + 15
(
2
+
1
+
3
+
4
)15
= 25
Kayan: rolling 3d6 + 9
(
3
+
1
+
3
)
9
= 16
Granuaile: (GO KAYAN GO)
The Maker (GM): lolno
Granuaile: (sp)
Kayan: (AY)
Fen’Harel: Justice: GOOO KAYAN
Kayan: ♦Attack♦
The Maker (GM): At least Thalia is 4d6 lang! Festus was 5d6
Kayan: rolling 3d6 + 12
(
6
+
4
+
2
)12
= 24
(Thx Justice Q_Q)
Lucas: (IYAK)
(that was bad)
Granuaile: ( q n q )
Kayan: (Hits?!)
The Maker (GM): yuuh
Granuaile: (yes)
The Maker (GM): dmg pls
Kayan: ♦Dmg♦
♦Lightning attack♦ (So I
(So I’ll add in one roll na)
rolling 12d6 + 44
(
3
+
5
+
3
+
3
+
1
+
4
+
6
+
2
+
3
+
2
+
3
+
6
)
44
= 85
(WAHHHHH)
(NO)
The Maker (GM): 40
Kayan: (45 dmg total)
Granuaile: (IT OK)
Lucas: (IYAK ITS OK)
The Maker (GM): LUKEY
Granuaile: ( 105 HP )
The Maker (GM): 1/3rd~
Granuaile: (LUKEY USE YER ICEY POWAHS)
Ashara: (WE CAN DO EET)
Kayan: I’m not letting you hurt me anymore, Thalia! ♦Attacks her♦
Lucas: ♦casts cone of cold♦
Kayan: (GO GO GO LUKEY)
Lucas: rolling 3d6+11
(
5
+
2
+
2
)+11
= 20
Thalia: RRAARRGGHHh
- KAYAN!
Lucas: (hits!)
Ashara: (FREEZE HER RED LYRIUM OVARIES)
(SP!)
Lucas: (then I fast cast again)
The Maker (GM): Cone of Cold does normal dmg
Okay!8B
DMG MUNA PLS
Ashara: (and u can spell lance after every cone of cold ;D)
Lucas: rolling 2d6+11
(
6
+
1
)11
= 18
(
5)
Kayan: (Ooooooh, naisu. ??
)
The Maker (GM): yuuh so Lightning Attack is most useful.
Isn’t it halved cause of fire?
Ashara: (or fast cast for mages)
Lucas: (So lightning attack na lang? This is an ice spell though)
Ashara: (yuh lukeys spell lacne would be half? bc fire?)
Granuaile: (it’s an ice spell)
The Maker (GM): OH, I thought this was spelllance
Ashara: (spell lance ka muna)
The Maker (GM): Normal dmg then
Ashara: (no, that was CoC)
Lucas: (no hahaha)
Ashara: (CoC heheheheh)
The Maker (GM): cohk
Kayan: (Ate pls)
Lucas: ♦spell lance♦
Kayan: (Mike Hawke)
(Anyway, go go go)
Lucas: rolling 3d6+5
(
3
+
5
+
5
)5
= 18
Ashara: (Hits?)
(SP!)
The Maker (GM): Yuuh
Ashara: (was that atk or dmg?)
The Maker (GM): Wait, is this spell lance or COC?
Ashara: (spell lance)
The Maker (GM): Misses
Ashara: (then CoC again, then spell lance again)
Granuaile: (demmit)
The Maker (GM): CoC GO GO
Lucas: rolling 3d6
11
(
2
+
6
+
4
)11
= 23
Ashara: (HITS)
The Maker (GM): WOW NAISU
Ashara: (DMG NA)
Lucas: (damage)
Granuaile: (GO LUKEYY_)
Lucas: rolling 2d6
11
(
5
+
6
)11
= 22
Granuaile: (YAAAS)
Lucas: (
5)
The Maker (GM): 60HP
SPELLLANCE
Kayan: (YES LUKEY!)
Ashara: (spell lance again. atk muna)
Granuaile: ( GUuuuuuuuu!)
Lucas: rolling 3d6+5
(
6
+
5
+
2
)5
= 18
Granuaile: (.. )
The Maker (GM): lolnope
Ashara: (misses spell lance. o well. NEXT— OH SHET)
Lucas: (Ok D: )
The Maker (GM): WAIT
Ashara: (oh wait ihrlie— SYLAISE WER R U)
The Maker (GM): It should be +7 not +5
Lucas pls
Granuaile: (……o.o)
Kayan: (AYYYY)
Lucas: (Why 7?)
The Maker (GM): So BOTH HIT
Your Magic is 7 foo
Lucas: (oh right huhu)
Kayan: (Lukey…..)
Granuaile: (ROLL TWICE FO DMG)
Lucas: (I was rolling for damage LEL)
Ashara: (always do atk roll before every dmg roll tho xD)
Lucas: rolling 3d6
5
(
2
+
1
+
6
)5
= 14
rolling 3d6
5
(
6
+
2
+
5
)5
= 18
Ashara: (der!)
The Maker (GM): 7
9 – 16 16dmg
Granuaile: (44 hp left)
The Maker (GM): becuse…fire staff
bakit
Granuaile: (WER IHRLIE)
Kayan: (Ihrlieeeee)
The Maker (GM): IHRLIE…is gone
Granuaile: (NYUUUU)
(NOOOOO)
The Maker (GM): THALIA NA
Kayan: (NO WE NEED YOU)
(WHEN WE NEEDED YOU THE MOST)
Granuaile: ( FUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK)
Lucas: (I need an ice staff pls if u guys can find me one D: )
Ashara: (cant maker control ihrlie D8)
Lucas: (IYAK IHRLIE)
Granuaile: (if we find any)
Ashara: (MAKER PLS)
Kayan: ♦Ihrlie lays unconscious on the side while holding a trembling Jr.♦
The Maker (GM): Thalia na~
Lucas: (Thank u )
Ashara: (demmt)
Granuaile: (fak fak fakfakfa)
Ashara: (pakshet)
The Maker (GM): rolling 4d6 + 15
(
6
+
5
+
3
+
6
)15
= 35
WAO
Kayan: (MAKER BAKIT)
Ashara: (WOW FACK)
Kayan: (NO)
Granuaile: (fackaafaffkacfakc)
Kayan: (NO)
The Maker (GM): dmg roll
Ashara: (HAVE MERCY MAKER)
Lucas: ♦chugs lyrium potion♦
Kayan: (NOOOO)
Granuaile: ♦chugs elfroot potion♦
Kayan: (26 HP LEFT)
The Maker (GM): you can noly chug during your turn
Granuaile: (NOOO)
Lucas: (Oh sorry)
The Maker (GM): Using an item eats up your HP
Kayan: (Wait….I keep on forgetting about my AR)
Lucas: (LEL I HAVE 1 MP)
The Maker (GM): I mean your turn
Ashara: (MAKER NUOOOOOOOOH)
Granuaile: ( ok….)
The Maker (GM): rolling 4d6 + 15
(
3
+
6
+
5
+
5
)
15
= 34
WAO
Granuaile: (fuck)
Ashara: (OH FUCK)
(MUTHAFUCKA)
Granuaile: (1 hp left for me)
Ashara: (attack ashara)
Lucas: (TEKBU)
Ashara: (she has 55 hp)
(dat hp)
Granuaile: (YES PLS)
Thalia: ♦smashes everyone♦
Granuaile: (I HAVE 30 HP NALANG)
(FUCK)
Ashara: (WOW R U SRS)
Granuaile: (1 HP LEFT KAYAN IS KO)
Kayan: (2 LEFT)
Ashara: (MAKERRRRRRRRR)
Granuaile: (OH YAY KAYAN U LIVE)
Ashara: (UR STILL ALIBE? OK)
Thalia: If Bea returns, Ihrlie gets 2 turns
Kayan: (I FORGOT TO SUBTRACT FROM MY AR KANINA)
Granuaile: (my TURN TO KILL)
Lucas: (KILL IT GRAN)
Kayan: (I KEEP ON FORGETTING THAT I HAVE ARMOR)
Ashara: (KILL IT)
Kayan: (FINISH HER)
Granuaile: rolling 3d6+14
(
5
+
6
+
5
)14
= 30
Thalia: RRAARRGGH—!! WORTHLESS!
Granuaile: (I WILL FINISH UUUU)
Ashara: (SP!)
Lucas: (KILL IT)
Thalia: ♦glares at Kayan’s bloody form♦
Granuaile: rolling 4d6
16
(
1
+
4
+
1
+
5
)16
= 27
( x2)
Thalia: DEAD?!
Ashara: (IS IT DED)
Kayan: ♦Coughs and holds arm♦ End her, Gran!
Granuaile: rolling 3d6
4
(
1
+
3
+
1
)4
= 9
Lucas: (PLS)
Ashara: (SP!)
(HUFF PUFF)
Granuaile: (durr wait LIGHTNING STRIKE)
Lucas: (KILL HER)
Ashara: (GRAN U CAN DO IT. FAPFAPFAP)
The Maker (GM): Oh wait, AR nga. XD
Granuaile: rolling 4d6
16
(
2
+
5
+
5
+
4
)16
= 32
(DEAD NA)
Kayan: (GRAN YOU CAN DO IT)
Lucas: (PLS)
Granuaile: rolling 3d6
4
(
6
+
3
+
2
)+4
= 15
(SUPER DEAD NA SHE EXPLODES)
The Maker (GM): Thalia falls to the ground before you and EXPLODES
Party gains 500EXP
Granuaile: ♦keeps her daggers and throws flower petals♦ Hmph!
Lucas: (I levelled up ;A; )
Granuaile: (YAYYYYYY)\
Ashara: (YES I LOVE U GRAN)
The Maker (GM): lyrium potion x 3, elfroot potion x 3 and Red Rage Armor
Ashara: (LUKEY LEVELED UP 8D )
Granuaile: (ARMOR PLS)
(i hav shit armor lel)
Kayan: ♦Runs up to Gran and hugs her♦ Thank you, Gran!
Ashara: (armor to gran she was the MVP)
Lucas: (Can I have lyrium potion pls)
Kayan: (YEEES)
Granuaile: ♦giggles♦ I-It was nothing…
Ashara: (lyrium potion for each mage. one to me, lukey, ihrlie)
Granuaile: (u w u)
The Maker (GM): Red Rage Armor is AR = 10, dmg + 5 but Speed – 10 and Dex 2
Granuaile: (dafuq)
The Maker (GM): Ay mali, dmg +10
Ashara: (y’all can have elfroot potions. can u add the lyrium potion to ihrlie’s inventory)
Granuaile: ( -10 spd and dex no thank but i’ll keep anyway)
Kayan: (M’kk. Who gets the elfroot?)
(YUCK. -10 D8 D8)
Granuaile: (me, u, lukey?)
Lucas: (btw, Maker what do I do for levling up?)
Ashara: (yuh kayo na)
(lvl 8 na diba?)
Lucas: (YAY TY ;A; )
The Maker (GM): Yuuh
+1 new spell
Kayan: (Congrats Lukey!)
The Maker (GM): +1d6 HP
+1d6 MP
Kayan: (Justice: LUKEYYYYY)
Ashara: (get sth useful pls)
Lucas: rolling 1d6
(
1
)
= 1
Ashara: (WAO)
Granuaile: (…)
(like me lel)
Lucas: (MP na lang yan)
The Maker (GM): +1 to either Magic, Cunn or Will
Lucas: (cunning pls)
rolling 1d6
(
6
)
= 6
The Maker (GM): YEY LUKEY GOT SMRTR
NAICE
Granuaile: (WOW)
Ashara: (lukey got +6 to mana? and +1 to hp)
(and + 1 to cunn?)
Lucas: (Or wait should it be perception na lang?)
Ashara: (perception is diff diba)
Granuaile: (yeah)
The Maker (GM): Perception is odd levels
Lucas: (Oh ok then cunning :))) )
Granuaile: (what’s needed for lvl 9?)
(like how much xp)
The Maker (GM): What was it for lvl 8 again?XD
that x2
Granuaile: ( 4800)
(o ok 9600)
Ashara: (hurr 9600. layo pa XD)
The Maker (GM): I’m being nice. In the real manual it’s 20, 000 XP. 8(
Lucas: (I will look for a new spell)
Granuaile: (WUUUT)
Ashara: (fuck dat LMAO)
Lucas: (WAO thanks Maker!)
Ashara: (get sth rlly useful lukey uwu)
The Maker (GM): Maybe it’s cause other people have battles all the time HAHA
Anyway, the party returns to the ship…
Ashara: (i prefer character driven)
Granuaile: (LEL)
Kayan: (Same)
Granuaile: ♦SUPER BLEEDING PROFUSELY WITH BROKEN BONES♦
Ashara: (DIS MUSIC uwu)
Kayan: (TRIUMPHANT MUSIC)
Ashara: Rellia?!
Rellia: SHARAAAAAA!!
Ashara: R-RELLIA!!!
Rellia: ♦runs to Ashara and jumps, clinging to her♦
Granuaile: (CUTE)
Ashara: ♦spins Rellia around♦ You’re safe!
Rellia: ♦cries like the baby she is♦ SHARAAAA!!! DADDY SAID YOU’D COME BACK!
Lucas: ♦helps Gran♦
The Maker (GM): The rest of the party limp in.
Lucas: (RELLIAAAA)
Granuaile: Thank you, Lucas… ♦she smiles as she sees Rellia and Ashara being happy♦
Salvadore: .n_n Well, that was an adventure. ♦wiping bloodstains off the URB♦
Vesperus: ♦starts blubbering♦ A-Ashara….We got you back! ♦wipes tears and snot on Kayan♦
Ashara: (LMAO VES)
Granuaile: (WAWA KAYAN)
Kayan: ♦Smiles a bit seeing Rellia happy with Ashara♦
♦Side eyes Ves and wipes it away♦
Ashara: ♦grins, getting a little teary too♦ Thank you.
Maximian: ♦nods at Ashara♦ I’m glad we were able to save you
Fia: Ves, Salvadore and I got something for you!
Salvadore: .n_n
Kayan: ♦Goes back to gay family with Ihrlie♦ Come on. Let’s leave them to celebrate, Ihrlie.
Ashara: (wao kayan uwu)
Isidore: We are triumphant in our adventure. ♦smiles then walks to the forge♦
Ashara: (DIS MUSIC IS SO WEIRD. TRIUMPHANT AH)
Granuaile: ♦coughs♦ By the way, Ashara… I have your gold.
Kayan: (I LIKE IT. SO HAPPY)
Ashara: (we got so used to pain)
Kayan: (OO NGA)
Granuaile: ♦hands her 40 gold♦
Ashara: ♦takes the gold♦ Oh… Thank… you? ♦confused♦ [What does she want from me?!]
(luv u gran TY)
Vesperus: ♦sobs♦ Here, we got this for you. ♦the Mean Girls hand over the Superior Runes♦
Granuaile: This was what the bagel stole from you.
Ashara: (WAO VES OMG)
The Maker (GM): LMAOOOOOOOOO
Lucas: (Waaaaooo)
Ashara: (GALING AH)
The Maker (GM): DISRESPECT
Kayan: (THEY STOLE THEM HAHAHAHA)
Granuaile: ♦eyes widen at the sight of the runes♦ V-VESPERUS??
Ashara: (GRAN DISAPPROVES LMAO)
What the
-?!
Vesperus: You can have one too. ♦cries and gives Gran the Lightning one♦
Ashara: These are—-!!! ♦laughs♦ These are amazing!
Kayan: (AWW HAHA)
Lucas: (cutiesss)
Rellia: Shara, Shara, let’s play tag now please!
Granuaile: ♦takes it anyway♦ T-Thank you??! B-But— O-O-Oh no, I have to pray to Mythal. By the Dread Wolf, she will be angry!
Ashara: (5 runes diba? claiming fire and spirit unless people have dibs)
(4 pala)
Rellia: (Ashara gets all but lightning)
Granuaile: (MYTHAL BE MAD)
Rellia: (Mean Girls gave it to her…those assholes….)
Ashara: (wao LMAO)
Lucas: ♦looks concerned♦ Uh, I’m sure she wont be that angry…?
♦cringes♦
Kayan: (Haha, I find it funny you’re cursing with Rellia’s icon)
Ashara: (OO NGA LMAO)
Rellia: I’ll go easy on you, because you’re hurt. Pleaaase?
Lucas: (Rellia hahaha)
Kayan: (♦Teeny voice♦: Those A-holes…)
Ashara: ♦pats Rellia on the head♦ Maybe later. I’m… a little tired. ♦smiles♦
Granuaile: ♦serious face♦ L-Lucas, y-y-y-y-you don’t understand!! FENORAIN, emergency!!
Ashara: (LOOOOL U HAVE TO PRAY)
(OR U GO TO SPOOKY CREATOR HELL)
Lucas: ♦clueless♦ Uh, I- Wait Gran!
Kayan: (Jerome: MAKER SAVE ME)
Granuaile: (mythal’s children: falon’din and dirtymen)
Lucas: (I assume Lucas knows nothing about the elves eh)
Rellia: ♦clings to Asharas leg♦ A quieter game then?
Granuaile: (so perf azeri and gran NEED TO PRAY0
Ashara: (pray ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D)
Granuaile: ( P R A Y )
Lucas: (LEL)
Kayan: (HAHAHA)
Ashara: ♦sighs♦ Alright, Rellia. A quieter game.
Granuaile: Get Arellen to explain it to you, Lucas!
♦rushes in and grabs Azeri by the arm while explaining things♦
Lucas: ♦looks startled♦ Yes, I’ll go do that… now ♦runs away♦
Ashara: (WAO IM SRSLY NOT USED TO HAVING TRIUMPHANT MUSIC)
Granuaile: (IKR)
Kayan: (IT’S SWEET)
The Maker (GM): The ship departs for Afsaana once again. Ashara and Rellia play under the blue skies as the dreadnaught cuts through the waters.
Kayan: (I LUV IT)
Lucas: ( SO CUTE )
The Maker (GM): (WAIT, NOT DONE YET)
Granuaile: (maker don’t make Mythal do anything pls)
Lucas: (oh)
Ashara: (MYTHAL SMITE)
Kayan: (HMM MMM)
Nazares: Rellia, she must be tried already. You should allow her to rest. Thank you for humoring her. ♦smiles at Rellia♦
Kayan: (;u;)
Ashara: Thank you. If it weren’t for you, I’d still…
Nazares: Nonsense, even if I were not there, the others would have saved you.
Ashara: ♦annoyed♦ Don’t be stupid. Can’t you take the credit, for once?! ♦clears throat when she notices Rellia looking at them curiously♦ I mean… Really, I owe you… my life, actually.
Nazares: You owe me nothing; however, after th seal in my mind was broken and I saw Lirelle attack, I realized something and it terrified me.
Ashara: … what?
Andruil: o__o
Ashara: (!!!!!!)
Andruil: ?!
Kayan: (Wait for the Maker)
Ashara: (ROLLS LIKE POTATO)
Nazares: It terrified me that I almost lost you. Seeing you there…almost dead…I felt a pain that I had only felt when Rellia was taken away and my wife died. It was in the moment that I decided something. I decided that I will no longer be a coward, though I tried to hide from you so many times. I realized that it was time to admit the truth, Ashara…I have loved you for a long time already.
Granuaile: (WHAT)
Dirthamen: (OMG)
(OMG)
Granuaile: (WHatasf asigjkssjkglLJGASKJGFFJGGUIGJKFSGVJKFKJFGHFSGOGHUSFSOUSGUOFASBKJBKJASBFJKASBFJKAFSKBJFASGKJJ)
Ashara: (LOOOOOOL)
Nazares: (HAHAAHHDSGHDSFDSFHHJDFJDGHK)
Kayan: (SURPRISE)
Andruil: crying oh MYU GOD
Nazares: (OMG FINALLY!)
Andruil: OH MY GDOASDADGAOUGDFAAASHIGODAGODAGOAS
Ashara: (FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF)
Andruil: I’M CRYING
Dirthamen: IYAK IYAK
Andruil: CRYING
OH MY GOD
my H E AR T\
Dirthamen: PLSPLSPLS
Ashara: …………………… ♦speechless♦ I…
Andruil: ♦holds Dirtymen♦ AHUHUHUHUHUHUHU
Ashara: You… love… me?
Andruil: I’M LEGIT CRYING RIGHT NOW
Fen’Harel: DIS SONG
ROLLS LIKE POTATO
Dirthamen: MY KOKORO
Nazares: Ashara…♦cups Ashara’s cheek♦ I watched you and Rellia playing this entire morning and I realized that for the past few months, I have been happy and that…you and Rellia and I…I want us to continue like this…
Andruil: MY TEARS
Kayan: (;u; !!!)
Andruil: I MEAN.. T-THERES A BRANCH IN MY EYE
Kayan: (DREAMSHARAAA)
Dirthamen: I’m so anxious right now
PLS
Ashara: ♦tears freely flow down her face♦ You… you idiot.
Andruil: SCREAMING INTERNALLY
MEIN GOTT
Ashara: I… why didn’t you tell me sooner?! ♦grabs him by the back of his neck and kisses him♦
Nazares: ♦smiles at Ashara♦ I must admit, I expected a sweeter reply…but I’d love you no matter what you answered. ♦kisses her♦
(ANO BUH)
Ashara: (HUHUHUHUHUHU POTATO)
Dirthamen: YASSSSSSS
Andruil: PUTAHSFKLHAFKLAHHLK;FASHLJAFSHILASFHLKJFASBJKLFS
Ashara: (HOY IT WORKS)
Dirthamen: ♦bestows blessings♦
Andruil: ♦BLESSES DREAMSHARA♦
Nazares: (UUGGHGHGHG MUH FEELS)
Ashara: (RELLIA IS THERE PA)
(LMAO)
Kayan: (HMM MMM)
Andruil: RELLIA GREATLY APPROVES
Dirthamen: …oh
Rellia: ♦eyes widen♦ OuO
Kayan: (RELLIA CHEERS FOR THEM)
Andruil: THIS IS 2 SWEET 4 ME
I—-I CANNOT I— OMG I NEED TO DRAW THIS ASHFLK
Rellia: ♦squeals and jumps up and down♦ Shara! Shara! Does this mean we can have a house and live there together as a family?!
Ashara: ♦leans her forehead against his♦ I… love you too. I didn’t know. You never told me. After all this time, after we— ♦notices Rellia♦ you know…
♦looks down at Rellia and smiles♦ When we get back to Carastes, the both of you can live with me.
(FINALLY GDI WE’VE SHIPPED THIS FOR MONTHS)
(ROLLS LIKE POTATO)
Kayan: (HEHEHEHEHE)
Dirthamen: IM SO HAPPY
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO SLEEP NOW?!
Andruil: I’M SO HAPPY U DUN UNDERSTAND DESE TEARS
Ashara: (IM KAMOTE O-(-<)>u>;;
♦Stares at Maker♦
Fen’Harel: muh shippy feelz
Maximian: ♦one tears rolls down his face♦
Fen’Harel: (SINGLE SEME TEAR LOL)
Maximian: ♦tear♦
Andraste: HAHAHAHAHA
Fen’Harel: (WOW MANLY TEAR)
The Maker (GM): Kari, is that you

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Antiva-Rivain Campaign Part XI
Ashara, Kayan, Granuaile, Lucas, Ihrlie

[UNDER CONSTRUCTION]

Kayan stands on the shoreline of Llomeryn, holding the scroll to the slaver’s caverns that Jahel had given him the other day. He clutches it to his chest, a bitter taste in his mouth after his fight with Jerome.
Kayan: ♦about to walk to the slaver taverns alone until his kids along with Manlietta calls out to him.♦
Vita: Kayan! You’ve been gone all morning…where are you going?
Kayan: V-Vita! You’re up early, but I have some unfinished business to attend to. I’ll be back soon, however. Better you kids stay on the ship. Llomeryn is a dangerous place.
Ihrlie: ♦furrows her brows♦ You’re going somewhere dangerous on your own, aren’t you? ♦holds onto Kayan’s sleeve♦ You don’t have to go alone, Kayan.
Cyrus: ♦places hand Kayan’s shoulder♦ Ihrlie is right. We’re a a family now, and family should stick together. ♦smiles at Ihrlie♦
Vita: We won’t let you go off on your own, Kayan. ♦clings to his neck♦
Manlietta: LITTLE FENNEC!! ♦carries all of them in her huge arms♦
Kayan: ♦hugs back♦ B-but I don’t want you four to get hurt again. Don’t worry. I’ll have someone to help me out. Besides, Jerome will be all alone if you all come with me.
Cyrus: Jerome can come with us! ♦oblivious♦
Kayan: …..Hmm, better not. He seems tired lately. Why not all of you go spend time with him?
Vita: You guys should go cheer Jerome up then…we don’t want him to be sad. I’ll stick with Kayan today.
Kayan: ♦Shakes head♦ No, I will be fine really. Jerome would need as much people with him today.
Ihrlie: You mentioned you’re going to be with someone today? Who is it?
Kayan: Besides, it has been awhile that you and Cy spend time with Ihrlie…I don’t want to put you in danger again… ♦looks at Ihrlie♦ Just someone from my childhood. An old friend you can say.
Manlietta: [THAT PUSTULENT PIG WHO IS CAUSING STRIFE BETWEEN COMTE JEROME AND MY LITTLE FENNEC!!!!]
Cyrus: We can all spend time with you and your friend then!
Ihrlie: ♦smiles sweetly at Kayan♦ Cy’s right. We’ve never met any of your friends…♦she and Vita exchange a look♦ Can we meet him then? We promise we’ll go back after.
Manlietta: [AFTER I CRUSH HIS SAD LITTLE BALLSACKS.]
Kayan: P-perhaps another time, in a safer location. After we’re through with our business, I can introduce you to him here.
Vita: Why wait? We can all go together! [I can’t leave you alone with that strange Bagel I heard you and Jerome fighting about…] ♦she and Ihrlie latch onto Kayan’s arms♦
Kayan: And risk putting all of you in danger? That would be foolish for me to do.
Ihrlie: And it’s foolish for us to let you go into danger on your own.
Kayan: ♦squirms as his daughters look at him with puppy eyes♦ Err, fine. I guess if we’re all going together, it wouldn’t be as dangerous. But Ihrlie…You sure you’re fine, considering what happened in the Deep Roads?
Ihrlie: I have Cy, Vita, you and Manlietta with me. I’ll be fine. ♦pats his arm♦
Cyrus: ♦nods♦ We’ll watch over one another, Kayan.
Kayan: Alright, but someone should stay behind to watch over Jerome. [I’m not sure if that fat one can, so….] Bodacious Bronto, can you stay behind and watch over him?
Manlietta: WHAT, BUT I SHOULD GO— FINE. ♦gestures to Vita and Ihrlie to watch Kayan and both of them nod while Cyrus scratches his butt♦ I’ll be sure to make sure no one hurts a hair on his puny, adorable head!!!
Kayan: ♦Pats at Manli’s beefy arm and smiles♦ Thank you, Bodacious Bronto. I knew I could rely on you.

Kayan, Vita, Cyrus and Ihrlie travel to a hill where a massive stone stands, they past it though Kayan’s gaze lingers as they climb the hill. At the top, they see a cave mouth, but there seems to be no one in sight.
Kayan: He must not be here yet. We’ll just wait here then.
Kayan passes a Perception (Touching) check
Kayan feels a hand try to grab him and he wheels around in time, throwing the assailant on his back. Kayan blinks and is shocked to see Jahel on the ground.
Kayan: J-Jahel! ♦Goes over to Jahel♦ I-I didn’t mean to. I-I—
Jahel: ♦laughs♦ I’m impressed, Kayan! ♦jumps back up, dusting himself♦ And who are these? Friends of yours? ♦extands his hand to Cy, Ihrlie and Vita♦
Vita: ♦looks at his hands with disgust then whispers to Ihrlie♦ I don’t like him already.
Ihrlie: ♦nods subtly♦
Cyrus: ♦sees Ihrlie and Vita not shake his hand and follows, crossing his arms♦
Kayan: ♦Stands back up and chuckles♦ Oh, really…Well, then. ♦Coughs♦ These are my….children. I can explain later, but this here is Vita. ♦Points to Vita♦
Ihrlie. ♦Points to her♦ And Cyrus. ♦Points to him♦ ♦Coughs♦
Jahel: ♦withdraws his hand and places it around Kayan’s shoulders instead♦ Children? You’ve been busy then! ♦laughs♦ Are you sure it’s safe for them to come with us?
Vita: Kayan is safe with us! ♦scowls and pulls Kayan away, clinging to him♦
Kayan: W-Wait! They’re mine, technically…I mean, we’re not related by blood. ♦chuckles♦ They’re about 10 years younger than me, so that would be impossible, haha….
Cyrus: ♦whispers to Ihrlie♦ Who is this guy again?
Jahel: Ahh, so you adopted them. I don’t blame them for being suspicious of strangers, but you really should leave them out here, Kayan.
Kayan: ♦Nods♦ Exactly, but they kept on insisting. They’re good kids, so they didn’t want me to go alone to somewhere dangerous. ♦Looks at his kids♦ Jahel is right, though. You three stay here. Don’t worry, I’ll be safe with him. ♦Smiles at Jahel♦ He has protected me a bunch of times in the past afterall.
Vita: ♦scowls at Jahel and clings tighter♦ If he’s so good at protecting you, he can protect us too then. We’re coming.
Cyrus: Uhh, what Vita said! [What’s going on here?]
Kayan: B-but he said that you shouldn’t! ♦Looks at Jahel as if asking for help♦
Jahel: You really shouldn’t. ♦expression becomes serious♦
Vita: Don’t tell us what to do, stranger guy! We’re coming along! ♦drags Kayan into the cavern♦
Cyrus: ♦sighs and he and Ihrlie follow♦
Jahel: ♦follows them inside♦
Kayan: ♦eyebrows furrows as Vita drags him♦

Inside, they see the cavern is filled with empty cages. Torches line the walls, but they have long been put out. Ihrlie leads the way with a wisp of light floating on her palm
Kayan: ♦Holds Vita tighter♦ Psssst, Ihrlie. Don’t lead too far away from us.
Jahel: ♦tries to hold onto Kayan but Vita blocks him♦ Slavers often use these caverns to hold their “products” ♦disgusted noise♦ before shipping them off to Tevinter…strange that it’s so empty. There were signs of activity a few days ago.
Vita: I don’t like this, Kayan…we should go. Now.
Cyrus: ♦holds onto Ihrlie’s hand♦ I don’t see anything up ahead…
Kayan: Maybe they moved locations? Anyway, Vita is right. We shouldn’t stay here for too long.
Jahel: Maybe you’re right, we can always turn back—
Ihrlie: [Why would this man bring us to these empty…unless it’s a trap!] Kayan, we have to get out— ♦someone hits her on the back of the head and she falls unconscious, the light going out♦
Kayan: I-IHRLIE! ♦runs over to Ihrlie and turns to look at Jahel♦ Jahel! What’s going on!?
Cyrus: IHRLIEEEEE—!! ♦a burst of spirit energy blasts from him and he begins glowing with Hope, lighting up the caverns to show that they are surrounded by armed elves and red templars♦
Jahel: I-I’m sorry, Kayan… ♦steps away from Kayan as a net is thrown over Kayan and his children♦
Kayan: ♦Calls out to Jahel♦ W-Wait! Where are you going?!
Vita: How could you?! Kayan! No! ♦in anger, she blasts Jahel against a wall with Force magic just as the net falls over them♦
Kayan: Vita, Ihrlie, Cyrus run! ♦tries to cut the net♦
Kayan fails a Strength (Might) check
Kayan tries to cut the rope, but instead cuts himself, gaining 5 dmg.
Kayan: ♦frantically struggles as he fails to cut the net♦ JAHEL. HELP! Help the children escape!
Cyrus passes a Strength (Might) check
Cyrus: ♦pulls his sword up out and cuts the net open♦ Vita, grab Kayan— AUGH. ♦a blade attached to a chain is embedded in his leg♦
Vita: CY!!! ♦tries to get up but a chain-blade is embedded in her arm and she screams in pain♦ KAYAN! ♦another blade is embedded in her leg and she’s pulled down♦
Kayan: CY! VITA! ♦Gets panicky♦ [I don’t know what to do! There’s too many…]
Vita: Get Ihrlie and run, Kayan…♦crawls on the ground, bleeding everywhere♦
Kayan: I can’t leave you two, though! I’ll never abandon you two! ♦goes over to Vita and Cy, trying to help them ♦
Kayan: ♦runs over to Vita while calling Jahel’s name♦ Jahel, wherever you are, please help Cyrus!
Kayan: JAHEEEEEEEL! I can’t do it alone, please!
Cyrus: ♦sees an enemy start dragging Ihrlie away♦ NO! I won’t let you take her! ♦pulls his arm free of the chain-blade, blood spurting everywhere♦ IHRLIIEEE—!! ♦runs towards the red templar but a blade punctures its neck♦
Jahel: ♦pushes the red templar away from Ihrlie, dislodging his blade from its neck♦
Cyrus: Stay away from her, you bastard!
Vita: We should never have trusted him, Kayan! I won’t let them or him tear our family apart! ♦the blood beneath her begins to glow♦
Kayan: V-Vita, you don’t have to do this! I’ll get all of you out… ♦throws knife at the person whose blade hit Vita♦
Kayan passes a Communication (Persuasion) vs Vita’s Willpower (Self-Discipline)
Vita: ♦the blood stops glowing and she looks up at Kayan, tears in her eyes♦ Kayan…there’s too many…
Kayan: ♦tears start to well up in his eyes. He squeezes her hand♦ I’m here for you, Vita…
I promised that I’ll protect you.
The remaining enemy holding Vita’s chain suddenly falls to the ground. Cyrus runs towards Kayan and Vita with Ihrlie’s unconscious body in his arms.
Jahel: ♦materializes from the shadows and rushes towards Kayan♦ I…I’ll bring your children to safety.
Vita: No! No! Get away from me! ♦tries to kick Jahel as he picks Vita up, but the wound in her leg makes it unable for her to run away♦ Cy take Kayan! Please!
Kayan: NO. Run away quickly! I’ll stay here and try to slow them down.
Kayan passes a Dexterity (Legerdemain) check
Kayan catches a chain-blade and pulls the throws towards him, stabbing them in the chest.
Kayan: GO! NOW! Jahel, do whatever it takes to bring them out of here!
Vita: NO! No! NO! LET GO OF ME! ♦struggles, but is too injured as Jahel drags her out of the cavern♦
Cyrus: Kayan, I can still help you fight!
Kayan: ♦Shakes head♦ Don’t be a fool, Cyrus! You and Ihrlie need to get out of here!
Kayan passes a Dexterity (Acrobatics) check
Kayan deftly dodges two chain-blades and pulls the throwers towards him, impaling them on their own blades.
Kayan: GO ALREADY.
Cyrus: You can’t handle all of them! Come with us, Kayan! You can leave us or Jerome yet!
Kayan: Fine…You’re right. Hurry now. ♦Goes with Cy♦
They both run out of the caverns but on their way, they’re blocked by more enemies, Kayan and Cy knock them down and continue running, but when Kayan looks over his shoulder, he sees that the enemies will catch up with them. Unless he does something,
Cyrus: ♦reaches the mouth of the cave and keeps running down the hill until he stumbles upon Jahel and Vita♦ Kayan, we made it! Kayan— ♦when he turns to look, Kayan is gone♦
Vita: Where is he?! Cy, where did he go?!
Cyrus: Fasta vas! He must’ve held the enemy off. I was running…I didn’t…I didn’t…
Vita: We have to go back! We have to get Kayan!
Cyrus: We can’t take them all on our own, we have to get Jerome and Manlietta!
Vita: ♦grits her teeth, tears streaming down her face♦ YOU! ♦turns an btichslaps Jahel♦ This is all your fault!
Jahel: ♦takes the slap and looks somberly at her♦ I…I made a mistake.
Vita: A mistake?! It’s too late for that now! Kayan never should have trusted you! I hate you! I hate you! I hate you! ♦slaps Jahel again but loses her balance from her leg wound, but Cy catches her♦
Cyrus: Vita! We don’t have time for this. We need to get Jerome and save Kayan!
Vita: ♦glares at Jahel♦ Why shouldn’t I just kill him now?!
Jahel: I know where they’re going to take Kayan and who has him. I can help you—
Vita: Help us into a trap again?! How can I trust you?1
Cyrus: Leave him, Vita. We need to find Jerome right now! ♦picks her up like a sack of potatos♦
Vita: I’ll be back for you, Bagel! I’ll never forgive you!
Jahel: [That makes two of us…]

Blair: ♦sees an injured Cyrus bringing back Vita and Ihrlie to the ship♦ What happened to you?! Where’s Kayan?
The Maker (GM): The commotion calls Ashara, Granuaile and Lucas’ attention
Granuaile: W-What happened?!
Palomira: Maker, we need to get all of you healed!
Lucas: Maker’s breath
I can heal a little but not much
Ashara: What’s all this ruckus?! ♦Rellia is clinging to her leg♦
Lucas: Just to stop the bleeding
Rellia: ♦looks at them then sees Vita and hides behind Ashara♦
(rellia still no like vita)
Evander: W-what happened?! ♦Starts to cry♦
[Those nugs stole Kayan!]
The Maker (GM): HAHA BRI PLS
Ashara: (u_u rellia…)
Granuaile: (EVANDERP)
Evander: (SYLAISEEE)
Granuaile: (SYLAISE!)
Ashara: ♦pats Rellia’s head♦ Go get yourselves cleaned up. You’re scaring Rellia.
Lucas: (Im offering bec where Ihrlie!)
Ashara: (HI SYLAISE)
Ihrlie: (okay i’m in greenbelt now so the wifi should be more stable ;3;)
Lucas: (Yasss)
Ashara: (wb uwu)
Evander: (YAYYY 8D)
Lucas: (wb!)
Jerome: What is going on here…♦rushes to Cy♦ You are badly injured! Who did this to you! ♦Ihrlie wakes up♦ And Kayan…is he hurt as well?
Ihrlie: (WHY IS MY CY BB INJURED)
Lucas: (BLAME JAHEL)
Evander: (REALLY INJURED ;_______;)
Ashara: (BC BAGEL LURED KAYAN FAM TO A TRAP AND THEY BARELY ESCAPED)
Lucas: (THAT CRUSTY BAGEL)
Granuaile: (HATE BAGEL)
Ihrlie: (i knew something was suspicious about bagel……)
Evander: ♦Clings to Isidore♦ This is all my fault! I should have got to the nugs before they got to Kayan! ♦Ugly sobs♦
Ihrlie: rolling 3d6 + 7
(
5
+
4
+
1
)7
= 17
rolling 1d6 + 7
(
4
)
7
= 11
Fen’Harel: evanderp pls
Vita: Jerome! ♦limps to Jerome and cries on him♦ I-I’m sorry! Kayan never should have trusted Bagel! They took him! Jerome, please, get him back!
Granuaile: Evander… You’re not at fault. ♦pats him♦ There were no nugs…I think.
Ihrlie: ♦heals Cy♦ :<
Lucas: [Evander… why is he so afraid of nugs?]
Ihrlie: rolling 3d6 + 7
(
5
+
5
+
6
)7
= 23
Cyrus: Thanks, Ihrlie…they almost got you…♦holds Ihrlie’s face in his hands♦ I was so scared.
Ihrlie: rolling 1d6 + 7
(
4
)
7
= 11
♦heals Vita as well♦
Palomira: ♦Pats Vita’s back as she leans on Jerome’s chest♦ Sweetie, you’re safe now. We’ll get Kayan back.
Ihrlie: ♦smiles at Cy♦ Kayan…where is he? Will he be alright?
Jerome: Bagel…? Do you mean, Jahel? ♦strokes Vita’s back to calm her down♦ Kayan was being tricked…I should have known…I should have been there with you. I should not have let him go off with that man…We will find him, Vita. I promise.
Cyrus: We don’t know where Kayan is.
Granuaile: ♦clings onto Lucas’ arm♦ W-What’s happening?…
Ihrlie: Junior: ♦whines at the loss of his senior counterpart♦
Manlietta: AARRGGHHHHH—!!! I SHALL GRIND THAT CRUSTY BAGEL’S BONES INTO POWEDER!
Palomira: (But Bagel is with them )
Isidore: ♦covers Evander’s eyes from Junior♦
Dirthamen: ♦approves and blesses Manlietta♦
The Maker (GM): Bagel’s not there
Palomira: ♦Hugs Blair’s arm♦ Poor Kayan… Blair Bear, we should help them find him.
Granuaile: Are we attacking food? What’s this bagel.. ♦confused♦
Blair: Of course. ♦nods♦ But first, how are we going to find him?
Ihrlie: (gran so kyot)
Lucas: ♦whispers to Gran♦ I think that’s the other man or something
Manlietta: WE TIE THE CRUSTY BAGEL TO A POLE AND I’LL TENDERIZE HIS GENITALS WITH A SPIKY BAT UNTIL HE GIVES US INFORMATION!!!!
Palomira: We should go find the bagel man. He must know something…
Granuaile: Other man?? With Kayan?! ♦gets angry♦ I agree with the big girl! Let’s tie bagel man up!
Lucas: We have to catch him first…
Ashara: (Gran xD)
Evander: ♦Pounds his fist to his other hand while his eyes are covered by Isidore♦ That’s right, giant woman! Let’s go make those nugs talk!
Ashara: ♦already took Rellia away from the commotion and is back to playing with her♦
(she no curr about ur problems…)
Granuaile: (ASHARA PLS)
Lucas: [Nugs again?]
Jerome: Kayan spent time with him in Llomeryn. We must search for him in the city. We must find him.
Lucas: (ashara….)
Salvadore: Kayan is gone? Oh well, nothing of import was lost. .n_n ♦sits with Ashara♦
Palomira: (ROOOOOD)
Ihrlie: (OMG)
Granuaile: Wait, is this the guy that stole Ashara’s money?! ♦says it loud enough so that Ashara could hear♦
Jerome: (GOOD JOB, GRAN)
Lucas: (Very nice!)
Palomira: (GALINGG)
Ashara: (WOW GRAN)
Granuaile: (LEL)
Ashara: WAIT, WHAT— ♦stands up abruptly♦
♦walks up to them♦ What are you talking about.
Ihrlie: (oh demn)
Ashara: Where is this man and where can I find him?!
Palomira: ♦Shakes head♦ Why would Kayan be captured in the first place? We don’t even know who has him. It could even be Euresyne for all we know.
Granuaile: If we’re talking about another man.. With Kayan… It must be him!…
Jerome: ♦looks determined♦ I will not rest until we have found Kayan. I will turn over every stone in Llomeryn if I must. We should split up and scour the town for his whereabouts, then meet at the entrance of the ship by sundown.
Vita: ♦wipes her eyes♦ Alright, Jerome. We’ll find Kayan. We have to.
Ashara: I don’t care about your Kayan. Where is the fool who took my money?!
Granuaile: (gran actually worries about ashara lel)
Ashara: (why is gran worried xD)
Lucas: You’ll find him somewhere with Kayan I assume
Manlietta: LITTLE FENNEC—!!
Lucas: So we have to search Llomeryn
Granuaile: (because she thinks she’s her friend so she got worried when she got knocked out)
Ashara: (AWW huhu)
♦annoyed♦ Euresyne did mention she needed that Kayan boy… did one of you mention that she may be behind this as well?
Ihrlie: ♦holds Cy’s arm♦ Let’s get him back, Cy!
Cyrus: ♦nods to Ihrlie♦
Granuaile: Even if bagel man returned my money, I still want to knock him out.
Ashara: Oh, I’ll do more than knock him out.
Lucas: (Ashara I want to respond to u but technically Lucas shouldnt know any details so…)
(HINT: Vita or Cyrus)
Granuaile: ♦hands Ashara 10 gold♦ This is part of what he stole from you.
Ashara: (OMG GRAN ; w;)
Granuaile: (LEL)
Lucas: (Gran is so niceee)
Granuaile: (She doesn’t need the gold u guys)
Palomira: (GRAN SO SWEET ;o;)
Ashara: ♦stares at Gran with suspicion as she takes the money♦ … thank you. [What does she want from me?!]
The Maker (GM): The party leave the ship and search Llomeryn, splitting up. Jerome, Cyrus, Ihrlie, Ashara, Evander, Lucas and Granuaile find themselves in the bazaar.
Ashara: (tenkyu gran uwu
Granuaile: (you’re welcome u 3u)
Jerome: [Kayan, please be safe…] I hope Manlietta and the others have found some information.
Ashara: ♦looks around♦ Back to this shithole. A word of warning: don’t give anything to beggars.
The Maker (GM): An urchin gives Ashara the middle finger then vanishes into the crowd/
Evander: ♦Gives a coin to a beggar♦
The Maker (GM): EVANDER NO
Granuaile: …And take care of your items—
Ashara: (EVANDER ANO BUH)
Lucas: (Evander pls)
Evander… maybe you should be a little more careful…
Ashara: ♦distances herself from Evander before things escalate♦
The Maker (GM): Everyone roll Percetion (Seeing) check
Lucas: ♦inches away♦
The Maker (GM): Except Ashara
Ashara: 8D
Granuaile: (DAMN IT EVANDER)
The Maker (GM): And Lukey
Granuaile: ♦moves away♦
The Maker (GM): And Gran. XD
Ihrlie: rolling 3d6 + 3
(
2
+
3
+
3
)3
= 11
Lucas: (Omg huhu. Sorry Evander!)
Granuaile: Lucas, there are pretty flowers over there. ♦points♦
The Maker (GM): The urchins swarm Evander, Ihrlie, Cyrus and Jerome and pickpocket Ihrlie, stealing 20 gold
Ihrlie: ♦is pulled away from a beggar by Cy as she holds her entire money bag in hand♦
Evander: rolling 3d6 + 6
(
4
+
6
+
1
)
6
= 17
Lucas: Oh right… but what about Evander- ♦gets dragged off by Gran♦
Ihrlie: (nuuuu my money :<)>8[)
Jerome: Wait, before we head down there, Evander, could you alert Manlieta, Vita and the others where we are?
Evander: Me? ♦points to self♦ You can count on me! ♦trips on his way out then gets back up and keeps running♦
Jahel: We could use him as a meat shield too and send him ahead of us.
(FESTUS FLASHBACKS)
Ihrlie: (POOR EVANDY)
Ralf: (♦Shudders♦ Not Festus D8 )
♦Shrugs♦ Not much of a meat shield, but alright.
Granuaile: ♦glares at bagel♦ Okay. ♦pushes Ralf♦
The Maker (GM): Evander is kinda like a dog,. Go Lassie, get some help!
Ralf: ♦Leads the party with his teeny legs♦
(HAHA. Wawa Evander xD)
Granuaile: ♦slumps and leans on Lucas♦ It’s so hard acting tough.
Lucas: ♦ruffles Gran’s hair♦ Sometimes you need to though and I’m proud of you ♦kisses forhead♦
(Forehead)
The Maker (GM): (AWUWUWUWUWUW)
Ralf: (Papa Lukey ;u;)
Granuaile: ♦blushes and smiles♦ Thank you.
(u w u Papa Lukey and Mama Arellen)
The Maker (GM): (Lukey will cry buckets when Gran gets married)
Lucas: (And Arellen will threaten the groom with a smile)
Granuaile: (omg yes MUH BABY GIRL)
Ralf: (Awwwww, and be overprotective of her during part 3)
The Maker (GM): The party make their way down down the stairway, following Ralf who leads them down and mutters about his face being half-done.
Granuaile: (Especially when he finds out she’d be preggo 8D )
Lucas: How much further are we going? ♦looks disgusted♦
(and yuh haha)
Jerome: I swear…if Kayan is hurt at all, you will not make it out of here alive.
Jahel: ♦doesn’t reply and follows Ralf down♦
Granuaile: ♦clings onto Lukey♦ I don’t like it here.
Jahel: (what happen to wolfy?XD)
Granuaile: (oo nga o.o )
Ralf: (Tulog)
Lucas: ♦whispers to Gran♦ I hope that we get out of here soon
(yuh tulog)
Ralf: (Should we wake her up?)
The Maker (GM): A stalactite falls and hits Ashara on the head, knocking her out.
Ralf: (HAHA)
Granuaile: (STALACTITE IN THE SEWERS)
♦nods♦
Ihrlie: (must be a really cold sewer)
Ralf: ♦Glances at Ashara and notices stalactite♦ How convenient.
Granuaile: ♦tries to carry Ashara♦
Jahel: What do you mean convenient? ♦narrows eyes at Ralf while he carries Ashara, stealing 20 gold in the process♦
Granuaile: (AY)
The Maker (GM): (OO NGA TNX)
Granuaile: (NO GOLD STEALING)
The Maker (GM): …that was supposed to be a whisper
Ralf: I never knew there were stalactites here. ♦Pickpockets Ashara♦
The Maker (GM): Ashara loses 20 more gold
Granuaile: I saw that. Return it.
Ashara: (ANO BA)
zzz…
(ANO BUH SHE HAS NO MONEY NA)
Granuaile: (can i pickpocket ralf)
Ralf: Saw what? I only saw Jahel stealing. ♦Points to him♦
Ashara: (-40 talaga?! hoy i fell asleep bc y’all taking so long )
Jahel: You SAW this one stealing.
Ashara: (kanina, when ralf was goofing OTL OTL)
Jerome: It does not matter [it’s only Ashara after all]. Let us continue.
Ashara: (MONEY ANO BUH. r u srsly taking it)
Granuaile: ♦lifts a dagger up Ralf’s throat♦ Give the money to me.
Ralf: How can I steal with my tiny arms? I’m only as tall as your leg, girl.
Ashara: (bc if both bagel and ralf steal she only has 6 andris na Q_Q)
Lucas: ♦sighs♦ Just give it already and let us go ♦holds up blade attached to staff♦
Ralf: Fine. ♦Hands Gran 10 andris♦
The Maker (GM): LMAO
Granuaile: That’s not all.
Lucas: ♦ice starts to form at the end of the staff♦
Granuaile: ♦slightly wounds Ralf’s neck♦ Give. ALL of it.
Fen’Harel: i luv u gran
Ralf: Search me then. I know you’re just thirsty for my glorious chest hair. ♦Ignores the wound and gives an indifferent face♦
Granuaile: (She’s uncomfortable and pissed)
Lucas: (can I freeze a part of him?)
The Maker (GM): Go lang. XD
Lucas: ♦freezes genital region♦
Fen’Harel: freeze the thing between his legs :‘D
Ashara: ooc LOL
(whoops i forgot to put / )
(before ooc)
Lucas: (Lucas just wants to leave the sewer already)
Granuaile: ♦giggles♦
Lucas: [I am tired, and dirty, and Maker this place is disgusting-!]
The Maker (GM): (HAHA LUKEY PLS)
Ralf’s dick and balls are frozen
Fen’Harel: so how much money does ashara have na lang ;; she can mooch off her sugar daddy
Granuaile: ♦looks through Ralf’s pockets and finds 40 more gold♦
The Maker (GM): 6 gold na lang
He only stole 20
Granuaile: (LOL IDK)
The Maker (GM): So you only found 20
Ralf: ………I feel nothing.
Granuaile: (ay okay 20)
(Oh I thought he took 40)
Fen’Harel: HUHUUHUHUHU luv u gran. fack u bagel he already stole a total of 50 andris from ashara
The Maker (GM): …Jahel stole another 20
Lucas: ♦shrugs♦ You should feel something by tomorrow
Fen’Harel: FUCK U BAGEL. UR REALLY WORKING FOR ME TO H8 HIM ANO BUH
Lucas: Or maybe three days from now
The Maker (GM): LMAO LUKY
Granuaile: ♦glares at bagel♦ Are you sure you didn’t steal anything?
Lucas: (do u want me to risk defrosting his balls?)
(FLAME BLAST)
Ralf: You’re enjoying this, aren’t you? Eh, I gotten worse.
Ashara: (OMG DEFROST)
Ralf: (NOOOOOOO)
Jahel: Let’s just continue already before Euresyne’s goons catch our scent.
Ashara: ♦wakes up in Bagel’s grasp♦ W-whu— ♦pushes off Bagel♦ Unhand me.
Jahel: ♦drops Ashara♦
Ralf: ♦Starts to go ahead, leaving the others behind♦
Granuaile: You better return whatever you stole from Ashara before.
Lucas: ♦mutters♦ I hate the sewers…
Jerome: He’s moving ahead! ♦runs after Ralf♦
Ashara: ♦unceremoniously falls to the ground♦ HOW DARE YOU. ♦moves to slap Jahel in the face but stops♦ STOLE?!
Cyrus: ♦follows Jermoe♦
The Maker (GM): Jerome no curr about ashara
Ralf: ♦Goes further aheaddd of the party♦
Ashara: (how is ralf going ahead if his balls are frozen)
Granuaile: (oo nga)
The Maker (GM): waddles ahead
Ralf: ♦Limping bc balls♦
Sylaise: ♦waddles behind Cy♦
Granuaile: (Sylaise wow)
Ihrlie: (that was ihrlie agdgdhhs)
The Maker (GM): why is ihrlie waddling?XD
Ralf: (Sylaise is protecting Cy o3o)
Ashara: ♦slaps Jahel♦ Where’s my money?!
(bitch where’s muh money)
Granuaile: ♦keeps an eye on bagel♦
Lucas: (Im pretty sure Lucas froze only one set of genitals…)
Jahel: ♦dodges slap♦
(DEX ACRO)
Ashara: (ROLL)
Ihrlie: (because she’s carrying junior)
Jahel: rolling 3d6 + 13
(
5
+
5
+
6
)13
= 29
(LEL)
Lucas: ♦freezes Jahel’s feet♦
Ralf: ♦Waddles further away♦ (Ano buh guys lelll)
Ashara: rolling 3d6 + 8
(
1
+
4
+
4
)
8
= 17
Granuaile: (can i pls pickpoket jahel)
Ashara: (WHAT THE FUCK JAHEL)
Jahel: ♦slaps Ashara♦
Lucas: rolling 3d6+11
(
6
+
3
+
1
)11
= 21
Granuaile: (PLS)
Jahel: rolling 3d6 + 13
(
4
+
2
+
3
)
13
= 22
Ashara: (I RLLY HATE U)
Granuaile: (what’s the roll for pickpocketing)
Ashara: rolling 3d6 + 8
(
4
+
1
+
6
)8
= 19
(FUCK)
Ralf: (DAYA. Trying multiple times!)
Lucas: (Can I freeze his legs pls D: )
(I hit TN)
The Maker (GM): Ashara got BITCHSLAPPED for 5 dmg.
Lucas freezes Jahel’s legs
Granuaile: (YES)
Jahel: Hey, what are you doing?!
Granuaile: Return what you stole.
Lucas: I just want to get out of here so return it, let’s find Kayan, and let’s leave already!
Ashara: ♦pissed, rubbing her cheek♦ I may need you alive, but perhaps not necessarily in one piece.
Ihrlie: rolling 3d6 + 7
(
2
+
6
+
5
)
7
= 20
rolling 1d6 + 7
(
6
)7
= 13
Ashara: (ihrlie save ur mana)
Ihrlie: ♦heals Ashara♦
Jahel: Ralf stole it, remember? Maybe he shoved the remaining gold up his butt crack.
Ashara: (nooo save it pls)
Granuaile: (yuh save ur mana pls)
Ashara: (-5 dmg lang)
Jahel: ♦butthole
Ralf: (LELLL)
Granuaile: From before.
Ihrlie: (issok i got lyrium potions)
Ashara: (save THOSE too uwu)
(srsly we need u ;;)
Jahel: ♦turns his pockets inside out♦ There’s nothing here.
Ihrlie: (QuQ)
Ashara: ♦punches Jahel in the face♦
Ralf: ♦Waddles back♦ You guys coming or what? I can already feel my balls melting.
Jahel: ♦dodges♦
Ashara: (HE CANT DODGE)
Lucas: Gran, search him!
Ashara: (HIS FEET ARE FROZEN)
(FUCK U)
Jahel: (he just has to move to the side♦
rolling 3d6 + 13
(
2
+
4
+
2
)
13
= 21
Ashara: (WAIT)
Granuaile: ♦searches him in awkward places and finds 20 gold♦
Ashara: (MINUS FROM THE 13)
Granuaile: ( :x )
Ashara: (RE-ROLL)
Ralf: (GUys pls)
Lucas: (lel guys, I froze him to hurry this part up)
Jahel: rolling 3d6 + 10
(
2
+
4
+
1
)10
= 17
Ralf: ………♦Sneaks away into the darkness♦
Granuaile: Jerome! get him!
Ashara: rolling 3d6
8
(
5
+
3
+
2
)+8
= 18
Cyrus: ♦grabs his shoulder since he and jerome were following him unlike the rest of you fools♦
Ashara: (PUNCH U IN THE FACE)
Granuaile: (Well, I got the gold back D8 )
Ashara: (omg i know u and bri like jahel but ashara should take off a body part uwu it’s only IC)
Ralf: I was about to take a piss. Leave me in peace. _
Granuaile: (go ahead)
Ralf: (NO)
Ashara: (LMAO U SLAPPED HER)
(SRRY)
Ralf: (NO)
Granuaile: (cut his arm)
Vita: ♦walks down the stairs and sees Ashara punch Jahel♦ DO IT AGAIN! ♦Greatrly Approves♦
Ralf: (BUT ASHARA AND KAYAN )
Granuaile: (do it ashara)
Ashara: (LMAO HE SHOULD BE DEAD BUT PLOT ARMOR OR W/E)
Manlietta: CAN I CRUSH HIS BALLS?!
Ashara: (technically since they have ralf na they dont need him)
Granuaile: You may, big girl.
Ashara: WAIT.
This one’s mine.
Manlietta: Fine. MAKE HIM HURT.
Vita: Yeah, bad Bagel!
Granuaile: ♦nods♦
Ashara: (did gran get her money na)
Granuaile: (I have ur 40 gold)
Ashara: (thx luv u)
Granuaile: ♦goes to Vita♦ Are you alright?
Ihrlie: ♦hugs Vita♦
Lucas: (Maker, do we have to defrost his legs or something to continue with the quest?)
Vita: ♦hugs Ihrlie and Gran♦ i’ll be fine when we find Kayan and kill the Bagel….
The Maker (GM): YES. XD
Unless you choose to leave him there
Ralf: ♦Notices the giant shem lady. Spits on his hand and slicks back his hair. Waddles to Manli♦ Why hello there….gorgeous. I am the one called….Ralf.
Lucas: (absolutely disgusting)
Ashara: ♦holds up fire to Jahel♦ Which body part should I get rid of to teach you a lesson.
Manlietta: WHAT IS THIS SCRAWNY LITTLE CREATURE TALKING TO ME?!?!?!?! ♦grabs Ralf and tosses him down the stairway♦
Ashara: Should I burn your face? Your arm? You’ll only need one.
Jerome: Manlietta, wait!
Granuaile: ♦is amazed at Manlietta♦ How do you do that?
(TAKE OUT HIS ARM)
Lucas: Let’s dismember him later. We need his skills for now. Besides, he can be bait
Ralf: ♦Writhes in pain and mumbles♦ Being hard to get, huh? ♦Crawls out of the stairs♦
Ashara: ♦ignores Lucas♦
Lucas: (I just want the story to move na tbh)
Ralf: (Thx Carissa. Me too)
Ashara: (YEAH BUT SHE CANT LET HIM GO UNSCATHED)
(I DO TOO BUT OOC IF HE’S INTACT)
Granuaile: Ashara, take out his arm.
Ralf: (LET IT GO LATERRRR)
Lucas: ♦sighs♦ then burn his back
Ashara: (Y U STEAL KASI)
Jahel: (so tempted to make bagel spit in her face but he’ll die)
Lucas: Leave him a large scar that he wont forget
Ashara: (he should be dead na O w O)
Granuaile: I insist
Lucas: Or burn his face. It doesn’t really matter.
Granuaile: ♦smiles♦
Ashara: (she’s ooc. SHE KILLED FOR LESS REMEMBER)
Jerome: Just burn him and let us be on out way, the strange one escaped!
Lucas: (yuh but he’s useless unless whole so… I have no idea what Maker and Bri have planned)
Ashara: You seem to be attached to your face. Think of me every time you look in the mirror. ♦holds fire up to the side of Jahel’s face♦
(WELP)
Lucas: (Ok good comprimise!)
Jahel: AAUUGGHHHH—!! ♦the flash on his face sizzles♦
Ashara: (also ralf can “escape” but u can easily catch up. HE HAS FROZEN BALLS)
Lucas: (compromise)
Vita: ♦watches coldly♦
Ralf: (;
________;)
Granuaile: ♦Greatly Approves Ashara♦
Vita: ♦Greatly Aprpoves Ashara♦
Ralf: (Why not the back or somewhere NOT HIS FACE)
Lucas: ♦shrugs♦ [At least he doesn’t lack an arm]
Ashara: (so he doesnt FORGET)
Ralf: (I like his face ♦Pouts♦)
Ashara: (why would she go to his back LMAO)
Lucas: (It was either that or his arm)
Granuaile: ♦takes Vita by the arm♦ Let’s find Kayan now.
Lucas: (At least he’s functional)
Ralf: (Sige Ate. Remember Kayan)
Vita: ♦sticks her tongue out at Jahel while the rest of the party go down the stairs♦
Ashara: (lmao did u honestly think ashara wouldnt do anything)
Sylaise: (restroom again :<)>_>;; )
Granuaile: (gran wants to kill ralf XD )
The Maker (GM): At the bottom of the stairs, the party find slavers’ caverns not unlike the one where the twins and Ihrlie were attacked.
Ashara: (it’s a small burn. not even like zuko from avatar bc lukey partially healed it na )
Granuaile: ♦looks around♦ What…
Ashara: (also he knocked her out and SLAPPED her. HOW IS HE ALIVE. dat plot armor)
Lucas: ♦squints♦ Yeah this isn
isn’t suspicious at all…
The Maker (GM): (the stalactite knocked you out.)
Ashara: (no i mean before)
Cyrus: Kayan?! Are you here?
Granuaile: (What happened to Evander)
Ralf: (Oo nga!)
Granuaile: (muh bb boy)
Ralf: (He should have came back with Blairmira also(
Blair: Don’t call out, someone will hear us and we’ll get swarmed.
The Maker (GM): SO MANY CHARACTERS TO CONTROL
♦DIES♦
Granuaile: ♦hugs Blair♦
(Then give us some lel)
Ralf: (You don’t have to do this alone Maker o3o)
Granuaile: (yuhhh o u o )
Evander: ♦Starts calling out♦ Kayan!? Kayan!? We’re here to rescue you!
The Maker (GM): (Someone take Blairmira and Manli pls. I’ll keeo Jerome, Bagel and th childrenz._
Lucas: ♦covers Evander’s mouth♦ Shhh, quiet!
Granuaile: Evander, shhh. ♦hugs him♦
(I can take Blair)
Ashara: (Palomira)
Blair: We should have brought the pale elf to keep you silent.
Granuaile: (pale elf?)
Evander: (Isidore?)
Granuaile: (Oh muh bb tsundere)
The Maker (GM): (THERE, fixed.)
Granuaile: (Lel ty)
Manlietta: I’LL CRUSH ANYONE WHO DARES COME IN MY WAY!
The Maker (GM): Roll Perception (Seeing)
Granuaile: rolling 3d6+3
(
6
+
2
+
4
)3
= 15
Lucas: rolling 3d6
2
(
2
+
6
+
2
)2
= 12
Palomira: Shhh. ♦pats Manli in the arm♦ We need to stay quiet.
Ralf: I’m in your way. ♦Winks at Manli♦
Evander: rolling 3d6 + 6
(
6
+
6
+
4
)
6
= 22
Ihrlie: rolling 3d6 + 5
(
2
+
4
+
4
)5
= 15
Palomira: rolling 3d6
3
(
4
+
6
+
5
)3
= 18
Manlietta: IT’S BACK. ♦snaps his puny legs, cripplnig him♦
Blair: rolling 3d6-2
(
1
+
6
+
2
)-2
= 7
Manlietta: (DAFUCK EVANDER)
Ashara: rolling 3d6 + 1
(
6
+
6
+
1
)
1
= 14
Ralf: ♦Sheds a tear♦ u
Jahel: rolling 3d6 + 6
(
4
+
1
+
3
)6
= 14
Jerome: rolling 3d6 + 2
(
5
+
3
+
1
)
2
= 11
Blair: ♦squints♦ Hmm. I don’t see anything…
Cyrus: rolling 3d6 1
(
4
+
5
+
1
)-1
= 9
The Maker (GM): Palomira, Ihrlie, Granuaile and Evander duck just as chain-blades shoot out at the party. The others are stabbed.
Granuaile: Lucas!!!
Ashara: (how much dmg)
The Maker (GM): 7dmg
Lucas: Ugh
! ♦holds arm in pain♦
Palomira: Blair! ♦rushes to her side♦
Lucas: (lel I have no idea where the stab is)
The Maker (GM): Just pick anywhere. XD
Blair: ♦grunts as she holds her shoulder in pain♦ I’m fine…
The Maker (GM): The chains tug, dragging the caught party members.
Roll Strength (Might) to break out
Blair: What——
Ashara: (WAO STR)
Cyrus: rolling 3d6 = 10
(
4
+
2
+
6
)
= 12
Ralf: ♦Sneaks away♦
Cyrus: (ay bobo)
rolling 3d6 + 10
(
6
+
6
+
1
)10
= 23
Lucas: rolling 3d6
0
(
3
+
4
+
2
)0
= 9
Blair: rolling 3d6
7
(
1
+
4
+
4
)7
= 16
Ashara: (how can ralf sneak. his balls)
Lucas: (WELP)
Ashara: (ALSO MANLI CRIPPLED RALF)
Granuaile: LUCAS NO!!
Ashara: (he’s staying put)
rolling 3d6 – 2
(
2
+
1
+
6
)-2
= 7
Ihrlie: (hafta go guys :( gonna head to glorietta soon to meet with mom)
Ralf: ♦Crawls away♦ (Hehe)
Granuaile: (Can I try to save Lukey)
Lucas: ♦screams in pain as he’s dragged♦
The Maker (GM): A stalactite falls on Ihrlie, knocking her out.
Ashara: (he’s crippled. ralf should be in pain. stay put)
Ihrlie: (stay strong, partyyyyy QuQ)
Granuaile: (IHRLIEEEEE huhu)
The Maker (GM): NOOOOOO HEALER
Lucas: (FUCK)
Evander: (IHRLIEEEEE)
Granuaile: (NEED 2 SAVE LUKEY)
(WHAT DO)
The Maker (GM): Cyrus and Blair pull the blades out and toss them aside.
Lucas: (bai Ihrlie!)
Manlietta: rolling 3d6 + 9
(
1
+
1
+
5
)
9
= 16
♦pulls the chain out and steps on Ralf as he rushes over to rescue Ashara and Lukey♦
Palomira: Blair! Are you alright?! ♦helps her up♦
(LOL MANLI ILU)
Ralf: ♦Unconscious♦ x___x
Jerome: rolling 3d6 2
(
3
+
2
+
1
)-2
= 4
Blair: Agh… Thank you, Palomira. I’ll be fine.
Jerome: (W-WAO)
Evander: rolling 3d6 + 8
(
3
+
6
+
6
)8
= 23
Lucas: Thanks Manlietta ♦nods at her♦
Ashara: (Jerome…..)
Evander: (Strength roll)
The Maker (GM): …Evander’s not trapped…so he can free someone
Palomira: ♦sighs♦ What a relief… We need to help the others.
Evander: I’m coming to the rescue!
Granuaile: (what roll to free)
Jahel: rolling 3d6
(
1
+
6
+
2
)
= 9
Evander: (Who is free?)
(I mean trapped)
The Maker (GM): STR (Might) vs TN 16
Lucas: (Jeromeeee)
Blair: Lucas!
Evander: rolling 3d6 + 10
(
5
+
1
+
4
)
10
= 20
The Maker (GM): Ashara, Lukey, Jerome and Jahel
Blair: rolling 3d6+7
(
1
+
6
+
6
)7
= 20
Fen’Harel: lukey, ashara, jerome, and oh right bagel
Manlietta: rolling 3d6 + 9
(
1
+
2
+
4
)
9
= 16
Evander: ♦Goes help Jerome♦ Kayan needs you!
Blair: ♦holds on to Lucas and pulls out the blade♦ Are you alright?
Dirthamen: Wait I thought Manli saved Lucas na lel
Cyrus: rolling 3d6 + 10
(
1
+
4
+
2
)+10
= 17
Blair: (AY)
Fen’Harel: i thought manli helped ashara and lukey na
Lucas: (I
(I’m so confused)
Blair: (Wait so who do I save?!)
The Maker (GM): Manlietta pulls the blade out of Ashara, while Cy pulls the blade out of Jahel.
Blair punches a slaver in the face
Evander: (Evander went to Jerome)
Blair: Take that!
Ashara: ARGH. ♦clutches her arm♦ Fuck.
Vita: you should have left her there, Cy!
♦him
Lucas: ♦holds arm close♦ Maker
Cyrus: Uhh… ♦drops Jahel♦
Ashara: (lel cy uwu)
Cyrus: IHRLIIIEEEE
- ♦rushes to Ihrlie’s side and carries her♦
Granuaile: Lucas!! ♦frantic♦ Uhh— ♦places flower petals on his arm♦
The Maker (GM): The slavers close in on the party.
Ashara: ♦hurls a fireball at them♦
rolling 3d6 + 11
(
5
+
4
+
3
)11
= 23
Lucas: ♦coughs in pain♦ Thank you- Gran watch out!
Ashara: (hits)
The Maker (GM): Ashara throws a fireball at the slavers immolating them.
Lucas: ♦uses cone of cold♦
rolling 3d6
11
(
6
+
4
+
6
)11
= 27
The Maker (GM): SHET
Blair: ♦cracks knuckles♦
Ashara: (WAIT DMG CALC FOR FIREBALL)
The Maker (GM): Lucas throws a crescent of ice at the slavers, freezing some and impaling them on the ice.
THEY’RE DEAD
Ashara: (also fireball knocks em prone HAHAH)
(oh no need for dmg na?)
Granuaile: (WOW THEY DED NA)
Ashara: (since this isnt really a battle xD)
Lucas: ♦chugs lesser lyrium potion♦
Granuaile: ♦looks at the bodies of the slavers♦ Hmph.
Evander: ♦Holds Jerome by the arm♦ Go Gran and Lucas!
The Maker (GM): Another wave of chain-blades strike.
Granuaile: (dex acro?)
The Maker (GM): Roll Dex (acro) to dodge
Lucas: MAKER’S BALLS-!
Evander: rolling 3d6
(
5
+
2
+
3
)
= 10
Granuaile: rolling 3d6
11
(
5
+
6
+
3
)11
= 25
Evander: (……..Evander bb)
Lucas: rolling 3d6
2
(
1
+
2
+
2
)2
= 7
Ashara: rolling 3d6 + 10
(
3
+
6
+
2
)
10
= 21
Lucas: (WELP)
Granuaile: ♦cartwheels out of the way♦
Jahel: rolling 3d6 + 13
(
4
+
6
+
2
)13
= 25
Ashara: [Not this time!]
Blair: rolling 3d6
2
(
4
+
2
+
5
)2
= 13
Manlietta: rolling 3d6 -2
(
5
+
5
+
6
)-2
= 14
Blair: (welp)
Cyrus: rolling 3d6 + 2
(
2
+
4
+
4
)
2
= 12
Jerome: rolling 3d6 + 3
(
2
+
3
+
5
)3
= 13
Ashara: (where are the chains coming from? strike at the source)
Vita: rolling 3d6 -2
(
5
+
4
+
3
)-2
= 10
Palomira: rolling 3d6 + 8
(
3
+
1
+
2
)
8
= 14
The Maker (GM): Everyone is caught and dragged away, save for Granuaile, Ashara and Jahel.
Granuaile: NO! Everyone!!!
Ihrlie: x_x ♦lying KO’d on the ground♦
The Maker (GM): The chains are surrounding you.
Ashara: Shit—!
Granuaile: F-Fened— [No, no cursing.]
Jahel: ♦vanishes into the shadows♦
Blair: ♦struggles with the chains♦ DAMN IT!
Cyrus: There are too many!
Evander: ♦Tries to pull the chain out, making him bleed more♦ Get off!
Lucas: ♦struggles♦
Vita: Let go! Let go! We have to save Kayan!
Ashara: (where are the chains coming from)
Evander: ♦Struggles around♦ I need to help my friends!
The Maker (GM): Suddenly, the chains stop moving and their ends are thrown back to the party.
Lucas: ♦coughs♦ What in the Maker’s name…
Palomira: W-what?
Blair: ♦coughs♦ What—Who is doing this… Palomira are you alright?
Jerome: ♦winces and removes the blade♦ Cyrus! Vita! Are you badly injured?
Where’s Manlietta?
Manlietta: ♦gets up off Ralf who she crushed when she fell down♦
Evander: ♦Goes over to Lukey♦ Lucas! You’re bleeding. ♦Whimpers♦
Vita: ♦pulls the blade out♦ Later! Kayan first!
Evander: ♦Calls out to Gran♦ Gran! Gran! What do we do!?
Palomira: ♦slowly pulls the blade♦ I’ve been better, Blair. ♦pained smile♦
Granuaile: ♦runs to Manlietta♦ A-Are you alright?… ♦sees the crushed Ralf♦ Oh he’s…
Cyrus: J-Jahel is gone.
Lucas: ♦groans♦ I’ll be fine I think
Granuaile: ♦looks over to Evander♦ Just stay near me, Evander! Hold my hand. ♦reaches out to him♦
Lucas: We need to get out of here. Let’s go get Kayan already ♦slowly stands up in pain♦
Evander: ♦Holds hand♦ Can we hold Lucas’s hand too?
Ashara: Fasta vass. I should have killed him…
Vita: Bagel ditched us! ♦rushes past everyone and runs ahead♦
Ashara: ♦runs after her♦
Ralf: x______x
Granuaile: Yes. Yes, we will. ♦helps Lucas up and holds his hand♦
Jerome: ♦runs after Ashara♦ [Kayan….Kayan…we’re coming.]
Lucas: ♦pats Gran♦ Thank you Gran and Evander. Now let’s go find that Jahel
Granuaile: ♦runs with the two in hand♦
Evander: Right! Let’s go!
♦Runs♦
Lucas: ♦cringes from the enthusiastic running♦
The Maker (GM): Kayan wakes up on the ground, his wrists chained together behind his back and a collar around his neck.
Granuaile: (KAYANNNNNNNNN)
Kayan: W-where am I?
Thalia: Wake up, #5. ♦throws ice cold water in Kayan’s face♦
Kayan: ♦Cringes♦ W-what? Wait…Thalia?
Thalia: That Euresyne woman will be here soon…but she never said you had to be in the best condition. ♦holds a cat o’ nine tails with nails embedded at the end and smacks Kayan’s back with it♦
Ashara: (ow huhu)
Granuaile: (Kayan Q A Q )
Kayan: ♦Falls and coughs out blood♦
♦Continues coughing♦ E-Euresyne?! Why are you working for her?! You don’t want to save elves. You only think about yourself.
Thalia: She said that you fooled some Orlesian noble into giving you all the money you wanted. ♦whips his back again, then slaps him across the face♦ She said you were special. ♦her grip on the whips tightens♦ It. Doesn’t. Make. Sense.
Fen’Harel: HI SYLAISE
Andruil: SYLAAAaaaaAAaaaISSEE
The Maker (GM): Kayan will nee Ihrlie after this….
Ihrlie: (i am back lelz)
Kayan: ♦His back bleeds profusely♦ Fooled some Orlesian? You mean Jerome? At first I did, but now, I’m with him for the money. I love him….Not that you know anything about love.
♦Spits on her face♦
(Ihrlieeee ;u;)
Ihrlie: (mom said later pa so i’m eating ahaha)
Kayan: (OOOPS)
(LAMO)
Ihrlie: (does anyone need healing?)
Kayan: (NOT WITH MONEY. SO SAD)
Lucas: (I have a big hole in my arm so me pls ;A; )
(KAYAN!)
Ashara: (kayan will need ur healing later. also ashara and everybody needs healing lel)
Kayan: ("But now, I’m with him because I love him.)
Ihrlie: rolling 3d6 + 7
(
4
+
5
+
4
)7
= 20
Lucas: (Thank u)
Ihrlie: ♦group heals erryone♦
rolling 1d6 + 7
(
4
)
7
= 11
Kayan: (Go go go Ihrlie ;u;)
Ashara: (not kayan since he’s somewhere else rn xD thx ihrlieee)
Blair: (thank u ihrlie u w u )
Thalia: ♦stares coldly at Kayan as she wipes the spit off♦ Love you? Who could love you? Nobody wanted you. You were a useless little shit. You were a hungry mouth that contributed NOTHING! Connie! hit him too! ♦pulls Kayan’s hair, forcing him up♦ You were always worthless…I thought we were rid of you once we sold you to slavers…but you escaped.
Lucas: ( ;A; )
Granuaile: (TURRIBLE)
Kayan: You say that, but look who’s in the better position now. ♦Smirks♦
I should have killed you long ago. I know what having a family truly feels now. You’re worthless to me.
Connie: ♦Cowers and reluctantly walks up to Kayan♦ Y-yes, sister… ♦Slaps Kayan♦
♦Whispers to Kayan with widened, crazy eyes.♦ You deserve that, you piece of shit.
Thalia: (HOLYSHIT CREEPY)
Connie: (Connie is cray cray )
Andruil: What the fuck that’s scary
Thalia: ♦twitches♦ You’re calling me worthless? You’re the worthless one! You’re not supposed to be anything! ♦throws the cat o’ nine tails to Connie♦ AGAIN! ♦storms off♦
Connie: ♦Grippens the cat o’ nine tails and mumbles♦ It’s so unfair…..Why are you the one with the better life!? You didn’t do anything before! ♦Gets a tantrums and starts whipping Kayan continuously♦
(♦ a tantrum. Huhu)
Andruil: I feel so bad for kayan omg
Connie: ♦Giggles as she hits him♦ This is so much fun! Now I know how Thalia feels when she beats me, hehehehe.
Dirthamen: ….
Jesus she’s crazy
Andruil: Dafuq this family
Thalia: ♦returns with a mace in her hand♦ You worthless little shit, #5! ♦starts whaling on Kayan, bashing his body, ignoring the sickening cracks♦ You climb out of here, left us behind and now…NOW, your worthless bastard blood is the key to save all elves! ♦continues beating him up♦ Mother, the wench, should have killed you in her womb!
Andruil: I WANT TO KILL THEM ALL
and save Kayan
Connie: ♦Tries to get the mace♦ I wanna try! Lemme tryyy! ♦Whines, but Thalia hits her♦
Dirthamen: Kayan should have broken ribs from that D: And a punctured lung ♦worried♦
Andruil: This is so fucked up.
Thalia: Shut it, slut! I’ll send you to Euresyne piece by piece— ♦just as she’s about to hit Kayan again, she screams as a dagger punctures her hand, making her drop the mace♦
Kayan: ♦Can’t hardly breathe and vomits blood♦ W-what….bastard blood, you idiot?
Jahel: Stop this.
Connie: ♦Whimpers and goes to the corner to pout. Cursing Thalia under her breath♦
Andruil: (since this is still going on brb bathroom ou o
Thalia: Don’t go high and mighty now. You were part of this! Don’t tell me you just want to fuck #5 again, you worthless bastard.
Jahel: His name is Kayan. ♦rushes to stab her but she picks the mace up in time and blocks him; the two of them fight, struggling until they reach a ledge; Thalia is puched off by Jahel by she grabs onto his ankle and pulls him down♦
Kayan: J-Jahel! Why would you do this to me…. ♦Starts crying♦ I gave you all my trust… ♦Coughs out more blood♦
The Maker (GM): Connie shrieks as the door slams opn.
Vita: Where’s Kayan?! ♦throws Connie against the wall with her force magic♦
Connie: Someone help me! The monsters are here! ♦Shrieks some more♦
Jerome: KAYAN-!!
Connie: ♦But she reaches for a dagger in her pocket♦
Ashara: More rats.
Jerome: ♦rushes to Kayan, holding his face in his hands, tears running down his face♦ Kayan! Kayan! We’ll get you out of here…
Cyrus: Ihrlie, help him!
Kayan: ♦Just stares blankly at Jerome♦ ……..
Ihrlie: ♦hurries to Kayan’s side♦ He’s very badly hurt…
rolling 3d6 + 7
(
1
+
3
+
3
)7
= 14
rolling 1d6 + 7
(
2
)
7
= 9
♦spots Connie pulling out a dagger♦ Look out!
Connie: ♦Giggling♦
I’ll kill you all! Mama taught me how. Heehee.
Lucas: Maker, there are more crazy ones ♦holds up staff♦
Vita: ♦Pull of The Abyss♦
rolling 3d6 + 9
(
6
+
1
+
2
)9
= 18
The Maker (GM): Connie falls to the ground and is pulled towards Vita who kicks her in the face.
Vita: I got her! Ihrlie, is Kayan okay?!
Connie: ♦Giggles as Vita squashes her face♦ Heehee, that tickles! Thalia can do a lot worse ya know.
Ihrlie: ♦heals him again♦
rolling 3d6 + 7
(
5
+
4
+
2
)
7
= 18
rolling 1d6 + 7
(
4
)7
= 11
Vita: ♦screams as a chain-blade is embedded in her thigh♦ Who did that— ♦falls♦
Idria: ♦pulls Vita towards hm♦
Ihrlie: Vita!!!
Ashara: Tagaris—!
♦hurls a fireball at Idria♦
rolling 3d6 + 11
(
1
+
3
+
1
)
11
= 16
(wao ano buh)
Kayan: ♦Tries to stand up, reaching out to Vita, but falls back down, bleeding♦ Vita!
The Maker (GM): Ashara attempts to throw a fireball but the flame sizzles in her hand…
Ihrlie: (huhu guys gotta go now forealz :( stay safe! 8’<)>__>)
Ashara: ♦takes her hand♦ Thank you, halla hu— Granuaile.
Granuaile: (WOW)
(I’M SURPRISE)
Lucas: (JEROMEEEE)
Granuaile: I’ll return your gold when we get back to the ship. ♦smiles♦
Ashara: Good. ♦nods♦
Granuaile: (KAYAN U NO BURDEN ANO BUH)
Ashara: (KAYAN PLS. THEY LUV U)
Jerome: And I cannot fight to protect you as well…but I will not give up on you. You said you would not give up on our family. ♦squeezes his hand♦
Ashara: (is bagel just… laying there btw)
Kayan: (He saw his family getting beaten up by slavers, and he thought he failed themmmm)
Lucas: (Is he dead?)
Granuaile: (can we kick bagel)
Lucas: (Or maybe his legs are broken…)
Granuaile: (like… just kick him)
Kayan: (We should go kill Thalia!)
The Maker (GM): Bagel and Thalia fell over a ledge, you can’t see them
Ashara: (ohhhh)
Granuaile: (oh demmit)
Kayan: ♦Wearily smiles♦ Even when I can’t do much, I’ll give it my all to protect you. ♦Kisses Jerome’s forehead♦
Ashara: (bagels fate is a mystery then. except not bc one-on-ones)
(HUHUHUHU Q___Q)
Lucas: (Cuties)
Blair: ♦stands next to Palomira, trying to conceal a smile♦
Granuaile: (chocostrawberry muh luvs)
Jerome: And I promise the same. ♦smiles at Kayan♦ How could I not when I love you. We all love you.
Lucas: (Kissss)
Granuaile: (nao kiss)
Vita: KAYAAAAAAAAN! I love you too! ♦grabs his other hand♦
The Maker (GM): Manli is carrying Kayan…kissing is hard. XD
Lucas: (Oh right)
Granuaile: (kiss later)
Palomira: ♦wipes away a tear♦ Aww…
Lucas: ( ♦pouts♦ )
Ashara: ♦coughs loudly♦ AHEM.
Kayan: ♦Giggles♦ I love all of you so much too. ♦Squeezes his family’s hand♦
Ashara: This is nice and all, but you may want to have your happy family bonding time when we’re back at the ship.
Euresyne: Well, well…how convenient for me. Hello, Ashara.
Kayan: (WHOA)
Granuaile: (OH MY GOD)
Kayan: (THE BIRD THEME)
Lucas: (WHAT TIMING)
Granuaile: (AUGH)
Ashara: (where’s eury’s pic)
Euresyne: (they kept saying Eury was coming tp pick kayan up. GUY PLS)
Kayan: (OO NGA)
Ashara: Euresyne!
(OO NGA. IGNORE WHAT ASHARA SAID. then again she did hit her head)
Lucas: ♦backs up and shields Kayan♦
Kayan: Euresyne! When will you stop hunting us down!? My family has suffered enough already. Leave them be, please….
Ashara: You bitch! You can’t control me anymore! ♦laughs bitterly♦ YOU’RE DEAD!
Lucas: [This is not good…] ♦glances at everyone♦
Granuaile: ♦scared♦ [Of all times…]
Euresyne: I can still beat you without the poison…do you think you can move around as a dragon in these cramped tunnels?
(ashara pls)
Ashara: I don’t need to transform. ♦prepares to conjure a fireball♦
Kayan: You’re outnumbered though. We should end you here once and for all.
Euresyne: ♦glyph of paralysis♦
Granuaile: ♦steps away♦
Ashara: ♦dodges♦
The Maker (GM): You can’t dodge Glyph, you have to use the check. XD
…which iiissss
Ashara: (she can dodge before the glyph lands)
Granuaile: (helvete D: )
(Yeahhh we dodge before it lands)
Ashara: (ashara’s paying attention to what eury is doing)
The Maker (GM): Con (Stamina)
Ashara: (and she knows how to do glyph so she’s familiar with the motion)
The Maker (GM): It doesn’t land, it just appears beneath you, but okay, Ashara can dodge, vs Eury’s Magic (Creation)
The others have to pass Con (Stamina)
Ashara: (wow shet vs. her magic… k)
Granuaile: rolling 3d6+3
(
4
+
5
+
4
)3
= 16
Kayan: (Do I use Manli since she’s carrying Kayan?)
Ashara: rolling 3d6 + 10
(
3
+
5
+
4
)
10
= 22
Evander: rolling 3d6 + 8
(
1
+
3
+
3
)8
= 15
Blair: rolling 3d6
7
(
4
+
2
+
4
)7
= 17
Lucas: rolling 3d6
1
(
6
+
6
+
1
)1
= 14
Evander: (EVANDER ANO BUH)
The Maker (GM): Yuuh, Manli’s Con is 13
Palomira: rolling 3d6 + 8
(
3
+
4
+
5
)
8
= 20
Evander: (DANG)
Blair: (wao)
Euresyne: rolling 3d6 + 16
(
4
+
3
+
5
)16
= 28
Ashara: (WOW ANO BUH)
Blair: (r u shitting me)
Lucas: (We patay)
Kayan: rolling 3d6 + 13
(
3
+
2
+
2
)
13
= 20
(That’s for Manli)
(We patay yeeees)
Cyrus: rolling 3d6 + 10
(
2
+
1
+
2
)10
= 15
The Maker (GM): WELP
Lucas: (CYRUS PLS)
The Maker (GM): Ashara can still roll Con. 8D
Ashara: ♦is frozen in place♦ [Shit. I keep losing to her!]
(LMAO HER CON IS 2)
(even if I satan roll it wont work)
The Maker (GM): DAMMIT, Cy is not a templar na thanks to Hope so no Silence
Ashara: (LOOOL)
Kayan: (SAYANG)
Euresyne: ♦walks up to Ashara and trails her hand down Ashara’s torso♦ It’s useless to resist fate, Ashara.
(sexy)
Ashara: (WOW SEXY)
Kayan: (Waooooo)
(THAT THIRST)
Lucas: (WOW)
Granuaile: (wahaaaaowwww)
Kayan: (Stawp badtouching her!)
(LMAO)
Granuaile: (so sexyyy)
Euresyne: (NOTICE ME ASHARA-SENPAI FOE-YAY!)
Ashara: ♦struggles against the binding magic♦ Fuck you and your fate.
Euresyne: I thought the same way before, but here you are now…and how convenient, everyone else that I need is here as well.
Ashara: (lel one of their tropes is foe-yay nga xD)
(OHHH SHET)
Kayan: (OO NGA)
Granuaile: (FUCK)
Lucas: (Dammit)
Ashara: (except ves)
Euresyne: (LOLFUCK OO NGA)
Granuaile: W-We won’t let you take them!
Kayan: I’ll kill you before you take my family away.. ♦Writhes in pain♦
Lucas: ♦attempts to struggle♦
Ashara: You can’t control me anymore. Even if you take me, what can you do?!
Euresyne: [But the useless hussy isn’t here….they don’t need to know that.] I’ll change your mind by having you come face to face with a god. ♦smiles at Ashara♦ There’s no way you’re escaping this.
Ashara: (RUDE)
Kayan: (OMG HAHA)
Euresyne: (tbh i have no idea how you guys are gonna get out of this lmao)
Ashara: I don’t give a shit about your so-called “god.”
♦activated the sending stone while eury was talking to her♦
(she still has it. ves has the other one :B)
(HALP PLS)
Kayan: (Bringing the final piece here D8)
Euresyne: (I keep forgetting that thing exists)
Granuaile: (DUN BRING THE FINAL PIECE)
Ashara: (doesnt need to be ves who comes lmao)
Granuaile: (o rite)
Ashara: (anyone who’s still in the ship naman xD)
Euresyne: ♦turns to the doorway♦ Rosalinda, bring the chains
Ashara: (ROSALINDAAAAAAAAA)
Kayan: (Bashius comes to the rescue)
(ROSALINDAAAAA)
Granuaile: (ROSALINDA OMG)
(WHY BASH)
Rosalinda: I can have that one, right, Euresyne? ♦points to Ihrlie♦
Ashara: (bash is in the CO ship lel)
Kayan: (HUHUHU)
Granuaile: (IHRLIE)
Ashara: (stalking poor AUGGY)
Kayan: You stay away from Ihrlie!
Cyrus: ♦tries to reach Ihrlie’s unconscious body but he’s paralyzed♦
Granuaile: ♦tries to struggle out♦ N-No..
Rosalinda: ♦walks past Cy and picks Ihrlie up♦ Poor Tagaris boy. You aren’t anything like your parents.
Lucas: ♦struggles more♦ Maker’s balls!!!!
Euresyne: Do whatever you want with her, but she has to be alive.
Kayan: I-Ihrlie! Ihrlie! Leave her alone!
Ashara: (did the sending stone work. SOMEONE. EXIT ROUTE. not dorfs)
Kayan: Cyrus is better than his parents! He’s not a monster like them.
The Maker (GM): The sending stone is open, but you’re not saying anything to it, lel.
Kayan: (Dorfs pls come)
Ashara: (she doesnt have to. the sending stone will let them hear errything rn)
(so ves can hear asharas convo with eury kanina pa)
Vesperus: ♦picks nose and uses sending stone to smash open a wine bottle♦
Kayan: (VESSS ANO BUH)
Ashara: (NO. DONT U HEAR EURY)
Granuaile: (ANO BUH)
Kayan: (HE TOO DRUNK?)
Lucas: ( >__> )
The Maker (GM): LOL, I WAS JOKING
Ashara: (PHEW ANO BUH)
Kayan: (Happius enters: I’ll save you my precious, caramel skin!)
Ashara: (NO. TOO DERP)
(also hes in a diff ship)
Lucas: (Noooo)
Kayan: (He goes to the other ship from time to time to search for his lovelyyyy caramel. Mmm.)
Fen’Harel: NO
The Maker (GM): wait, brb, putting groceries away. X MOM WHY
Fen’Harel: lmaoooo
Granuaile: (FAMIRY PLS HELP)
Kayan: (Wait….How come Arellen isn’t with us? He’s friends with Kayan o3o)
Ashara: (OO NGA)
(wao)
(brb banyo)
Kayan: (Warden business?!)
Granuaile: (he’s.. in the ship with Azeri? D: )
The Maker (GM): Back~
Kayan: (Watching over Elliot I suppose)
(Wbbbb)
Granuaile: (wbbb)
(yuh taking care of baby boy)
Ashara: (wb XD)
Lucas: (wb)
The Maker (GM): Suddenly, a green portal opens behind the party…
Kayan: (I knew it!)
Granuaile: (O_O)
♦eyes widen♦ !!!
The Maker (GM): (I have no triumphant music lol)
Ashara: (WAO ANO BUH. THATS SAD)
Kayan: (♦Justice sings♦ JUSTICEEEEEE)
Granuaile: (………)
Ashara: (pls get triumphant music)
Kayan: (8D 8D)
Granuaile: (wow)
The Maker (GM): HAPPY?
Granuaile: (LUV IT)
Kayan: (HUHU Mhm UuU)
Fen’Harel: yesss ty
The Maker (GM): Wait…you’re still paralyzed…how will you enter the portal lmao
UHHH
Fen’Harel: MAX
HE’S KASAMA
The Maker (GM): A jar of bees hits Euersyne.
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO
Fen’Harel: NO NAMAN
Lucas: (HAHA)
Kayan: (LMAOOOO)
Granuaile: (WOW.)
Fen’Harel: LMAOOO SO DERP. BUT THE BEES MIGHT GO TO THE OTHERS?! MAX NA LANG
The Maker (GM): I was JOKING
Kayan: (VES DID IT?!)
Granuaile: (PAANO IHRLIE)
Fen’Harel: PHEW
Kayan: (LEL)
The Maker (GM): oo nga…Ihrlie…>u>
Kayan: (SOMEONE SAVE HER)
Granuaile: (WHO)
The Maker (GM): Suddenly the magic around the party vanishes.
Kayan: (Can Kayan throw a dagger at Rosalina?!)
Lucas: W-what?
Granuaile: Finally! ♦takes Evander and Lucas by their hands♦
Euresyne: My magic?! A templar— ♦hisses and throws Chain Lightning at the party♦
Ashara: (ARELLEN WAO)
Kayan: (Arellen!)
Granuaile: (MAMA ARELLEN)
Kayan: (GO GO GO)
Arellen: ♦steps out of the portl and blocks her with a force field♦
Ashara: rolling 3d6 + 9
(
6
+
4
+
6
)
9
= 25
♦transforms into a lion and charges at rosalinda♦
Granuaile: (MAMA ARELLEN I LOVE YOU)
Arellen: (I FORGOT HE WAS KAYANS FRIEND LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO LATE TO THE PARTY)
Kayan: (HUHUHUHU)
Granuaile: Arellen!!!!
Arellen: Vhenan! Granuaile!
Kayan: (PERF ENTRANCE THO)
Lucas: emma lath! ♦uses cone of cold♦
rolling 3d6+11
(
4
+
2
+
5
)+11
= 22
Ashara: ♦lionshara bites at rosalinda’s ankle♦
Lucas: (FREEZEEEE)
Rosalinda: AUGH— ♦drops Ihrlie♦
Granuaile: Cyrus go get her!
Ashara: ♦swipes at rosalinda, ignoring Ihrlie on the ground♦
(GO GET HER)
Cyrus: ♦runs to Ihrlie and picks her up, then grabs Ashara by the scruff of her neck♦ We need to leave. NOW.
Ashara: (SCRUFF OF HER NECK? THIS IS BIG LION)
Blair: let
Kayan: (OO NGA)
Blair: ♦Let’s get going!
Palomira: Quickly! ♦jumps through portal♦
The Maker (GM): Suddenly, shards of red lyrium pierce the walls and aim at the party.
Blair: ♦jumps through portal as well♦
Evander: Let’s go friends!
Palomira: (WOW FUCKING WILLIE)
The Maker (GM): Blairmira are safe.
Evander: (I FORGOT WILLIE)
Lucas: ♦grabs Arellen and jumps into the portal♦ Gran, Evander, let’s go!
Granuaile: ♦takes Evander and jumps to portal before shards fall♦
Arellen: Oh, vhenan, how manly and heroic! ♦clings♦
Palomira: ♦Busy swiping at Rosalinda♦
(that was ashara)
(omg)
The Maker (GM): Cy grabbed you na. XD
Fen’Harel: HOW. BIG LION
Kayan: ♦Tries to carry Vita with noodley arms♦ Bodacious Bronto! Take Jerome!
♦Runs to the portal♦
Jerome: Kayan! ♦helps Viat who ends up supporting Kayan♦ I will not lose you again!
Euresyne: You’re not escaping again! ♦Stinging Swarm♦
Kayan: And I will forever be your side. Let’s go together then. ♦Goes to the portal with Vita and Jerome♦
Bodacious Bronto! Come on!
Ashara: (WAO STINGING SWARM)
Dirthamen: Shet most of us went it
Kayan: (♦be by)
The Maker (GM): A cloud of green magic energy attacks Kayan, Jerome and Vita.
Andruil: Oo nga shet
Kayan: (D8 D8 D8)
Andruil: NO
Dirthamen: Are we able to go back?
Ashara: (where’s cy)
Andruil: where manli
The Maker (GM): Cy pulled Ashara in na. >_>
Kayan: (IT’S JUST THEM LANG WHUT)
Ashara: (they already walked through talaga? grabe ah)
(LION)
Manlietta: LITTICLE FENNC!!! COMTE JEROME!! VITA-GIIIIRRRLLL!!!
Andruil: MANLI GO GRAB UR FAMILY
Dirthamen: TAKBO
Kayan: (GO GO GO)
(DREAM BOYYY)
Nazares: I cannot keep the portal open any longer…
Andruil: DREAM BOYYYYYY
Kayan: (NOOOO)
Andruil: GOOOOOO TAKBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Dirthamen: TAKBO
Andruil: GOOOOOOOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOO
Kayan: Hurry Bodacious Bronto! Go ahead and take Jerome and Vita!
Andruil: TAKE ALL 3
KAYA NAMAN NIYA
Maximian: Ashara! Lucas! Granuaile! Go back and rescue them! ♦SIlence on the swarm♦
Dirthamen: JUST ALL GO TOGETHER
The Maker (GM): LEL GO BACK PCs
Kayan: (THX MAX)
(LMAO No one gets left behind 8D)
Lucas: ♦goes back and throws ice shards to cover their retreat♦
Ashara: (WOW GO BACK PA)
Granuaile: Alright—- ♦goes back and grabs Kayan by the arm♦
Lucas: Kayan, Jerome, everyone run!
Nazares: I will find you again once I get the rest of safety. Go!
Ashara: ♦goes back♦
The Maker (GM): The portal closes behind you.
Lucas: ♦curses♦ Take cover where you can!
Kayan: (Manli carried Vita right? ;____;)
Ashara: (who’s here na)
Kayan: (Oh wait. Are we back at the ship?
)
Lucas: (roll call pls)
Ashara: (kayans fam is safe diba)
Granuaile: (WE ALL SAFE NA)
Kayan: (NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO)
Ashara: (NO PPL WENT BACK TO SAVE SINA KAYAN DIBA)
Lucas: (I’m confused where are we)
Kayan: (WILLIE FIGHT NOW)
Granuaile: (ARE YOU SHITTING ME RIGHT NOW)
Ashara: (who is here and who is safe)
(halp)
Kayan: (LOOK AT THE MUSIC)
(BEHEMOTH)
Granuaile: ( A R E Y O U F U C K I N G S H I T T I N G M E )
Ashara: (fucking WILLIE)
The Maker (GM): Ashara, Lucas, Granuaile, Kayan, Jerome and Vita turn and see a massive Behemoth that was once Wilhelm vburst through the doorway
Kayan: ♦Hugs Jerome and Vita♦
Granuaile: WHAT IS THAT?!?!?! ♦hides behind Lucas♦
Jerome: There is a ledge here! We must jump down!
Lucas: ♦chugs lyrium potion♦ Maker’s breath
Granuaile: ♦JUMPS♦
Lucas: ♦follows Gran♦
Kayan: ♦Holds their hands♦ Let’s go.
Ashara: SHIT—-
The Maker (GM): STR (Jumping) to not get hurt jumping down LELELELELE
Granuaile: (ANO BA)
Kayan: rolling 3d6 + 4
(
4
+
6
+
3
)4
= 17
The Maker (GM): Dream Boy is still KO transporting the rest so you’ll have to run a bit. >u>
Granuaile: rolling 3d6
1
(
3
+
6
+
2
)1
= 12
Kayan: (I knew my jumping focus would be useful one day 8D 8D)
Lucas: rolling 3d6
(
5
+
2
+
3
)
= 10
Jerome: rolling 3d6 + 2
(
4
+
2
+
6
)
2
= 14
Ashara: ♦remembers Festus♦ FUCK. NOT THIS AGAIN.
Lucas: (WELP)
Granuaile: AGH—-
Ashara: rolling 3d6 – 2
(
2
+
3
+
6
)-2
= 9
(LOL)
Vita: rolling 3d6 2
(
6
+
3
+
4
)-2
= 11
Kayan: (Vitaaaaaaaa q____q)
The Maker (GM): Kayan and Jerome land properly but the rest of you fall on your butts.
Kayan: ♦Helps Vita up♦ Vita! Are you alright?
Jerome: ♦helps Lucas and Granuaile up♦ That was quite a jump.
Kayan: ♦Dusts off the dirt on her♦
Granuaile: Thank you, Jerome… Agh
-it hurts.
Kayan: Here. ♦Takes her hand♦ I’ll help you walk.
Lucas: Thanks Jerome
Jerome: ♦looks above♦ Watch out!
The Maker (GM): Wilhelm drops a massive boulder onto the party.
Granuaile: ♦tries to run♦
Ashara: Argh— WHAT-
Lucas: RUN!
The Maker (GM): ROLL DEX (Acro) to not get squished)
Ashara: ♦dodges♦
rolling 3d6 + 10
(
4
+
3
+
6
)10
= 23
Kayan: rolling 3d6 + 11
(
1
+
1
+
4
)
11
= 17
Lucas: rolling 3d6+2
(
3
+
1
+
4
)2
= 10
Kayan: (ACK)
Lucas: (I’m squished)
Kayan: (Kayan is holding Vita’s hand!)
Granuaile: rolling 3d6
11
(
1
+
3
+
2
)11
= 17
Kayan: (Can he just drag her?!)
Jerome: rolling 3d6 + 3
(
5
+
4
+
1
)
3
= 13
Granuaile: (CAN I DRAG LUKEY)
Kayan: (JEROMEE)
Ashara: (WAO WHY IS ASHARA DODGING BETTER THAN ALL THE ROGUES)
Lucas: (GDI LUCAS)
Kayan: (HALP JEROME SOMEONE)
The Maker (GM): Fine, Kayan drags Vita.
Granuaile pulls Lucas out of the way.
Granuaile: Lucas… ♦hugs him tight♦
Jahel: rolling 3d6 + 13
(
3
+
3
+
1
)13
= 20
♦pulls Jerome out of the way♦
Lucas: Thank you Gran. I wouldve died
Ashara: (!!)
Kayan: (OH)
Lucas: (Oh he’s still alive…)
Jerome: (ROOD LUKEY)
Lucas: ( 8D )
Jerome: ♦falls on the ground♦ Y-You! You’re still alive!
Granuaile: I can’t lose you, Lucas.
♦hugs him tighter♦
Jahel: Relatively. ♦winces♦
Vita: Go away, Bagel!
Ashara: You again—! Oh shit, focus!
Lucas: ♦hugs Gran♦ I can’t lose you either. Now come, let’s see about everyone else
Granuaile: We should all run.
Vita: (DALISH FAM HUHU)
Lucas: I agree
Kayan: ♦Side eyes Jahel♦ I can’t believe you lured me into this, Jahel…
Granuaile: ♦holds Lucas’ hand♦
Let’s go!! No time for bagel man!
Lucas: ♦grips tighter and looks warily above♦
Jahel: I can’t believe it, either, Kayan…but let’s not get you killed. They’ll find a way down he—
Granuaile: ♦runs♦
The Maker (GM): EVERYONE ROLL Perception ♦Hearing♦
>u>
Granuaile: (GUHHH)
Kayan: rolling 3d6 + 2
(
3
+
2
+
6
)
2
= 13
Ashara: rolling 3d6 + 1
(
5
+
4
+
2
)1
= 12
Lucas: rolling 3d6
2
(
2
+
4
+
1
)2
= 9
Ashara: (LEL)
Granuaile: rolling 3d6
1
(
4
+
4
+
2
)1
= 11
Lucas: ( >A< )
Granuaile: (croo croo)
Ashara: (WHY IS LUKEYS PERCEPTION SO LOW. WARDEN PA LOL)
Kayan: ♦Glares♦ You can’t believe it? You’re the one who’s responsible for this. I thought I could have trusted you.
Come on, Vita.
The Maker (GM): You hear the screeching of a simir bird and it attacks, Lucas, pecking him.
Lucas: (I didn’t make him with being a warden in mind so…)
Kayan: (HAHAHAHA)
Granuaile: LUCAS!
Ashara: (FUCKING BIRB. ADDING VICTIMS TO ITS LIST)
Lucas: Ack, this bird! ♦waves arms♦
Kayan: Lucas! It must be that “Birb” again!
Birb: KAKAWWWWW!!! ♦picks Lukey in the eye♦
Lucas: What “Birb” – GAAAAAH
Ashara: (LOOOL BLOCK! UNLESS U WANT PIRATE LUKEY)
Kayan: Lucas!
♦Throws a dagger at birb♦
Ashara: (butt pirate lukey)
Granuaile: HOW DARE YOU! ♦pulls out a dagger♦
Kayan: rolling 3d6 + 9
(
5
+
6
+
1
)
9
= 21
Lucas: ♦covers face♦
The Maker (GM): rolling 3d6 + 15
(
5
+
5
+
4
)15
= 29
Ashara: (WAO)
Kayan: (DAYA. OMG)
Birb: ♦dodges dagger and starts pecking at Kayan♦
Kayan: (MINI BOSS TALAGA)
(NOT AGAIN)
Ashara: (OP BIRB)
Birb: KAKAAAWWWWW!!!
Granuaile: KAYAN!
The Maker (GM): (KAKAW MOTHERFUCKERS)
Granuaile: ♦throws dagger at birb♦
Ashara: ♦uses elves’ tears on birb♦ FUCKING BIRD.
Kayan: ♦Shoves Vita away, so she won’t get hurt♦ Not again! Agh—
Lucas: ♦attempts to stab bird with the end of his staff♦
Ashara: rolling 3d6 + 9
(
3
+
3
+
6
)
9
= 21
Granuaile: rolling 3d6+9
(
1
+
4
+
4
)9
= 18
Ashara: (hit???)
The Maker (GM): rolling 3d6 + 15
(
6
+
5
+
3
)
15
= 29
Kayan: (WHUT)
Granuaile: (god damn it)
Ashara: (ANO BUH)
(DIS BURB)
Birb: ♦swoops away from your hits, making sure to shit on all of you before she flies back up to Eury♦
Ashara: (FCKING ROOD)
Jerome: What a foul bird!
Kayan, are you alright?
Lucas: ♦wipes face♦ What in the name of Andraste was that
Granuaile: GROSSSSS. Lucas let’s take a bath when we get back please.
Ashara: ♦wipes bird shit off her and onto Jerome♦
Vita: YUUUUCCCKKK. ♦wipes poop of and flings it at Jahel♦
(LMAO ASHARA AND VITA ARE BOTH ROOD)
Kayan: ♦Frowns and mumbles to self♦ Elfresi and I will cook you one day….Birb.
♦Smiles at Jerome♦ Of course. I’m more concerned for you.
Granuaile: ♦wipes off the poop♦
Kayan: You got poop on your face. ♦Wipes it off his face♦
Lucas: ♦nods at Gran♦ Yes we should ♦wipes away some blood from the scratches on his face♦
Fen’Harel: so romantic kayan
Kayan: (Huhuhuhu. So derpy)
Lucas: (Sexy)
Granuaile: (Chocostrawberry feels)
Now, let’s run!
Kayan: (He’s doing this in front of Jahel omg)
Fen’Harel: wow tae pa
Jerome: As do you…♦wipes the poop from Kayan, their noses touching cutely♦
Lucas: (TAKBO)
Granuaile: (shoo bagel shoo)
The Maker (GM): YAN NANAMAN GAY DADS
Fen’Harel: WOW SMELLY LOVE uwu TAE ANO BUH
Kayan: (AWWWW)
The Maker (GM): remembring minrathous
Lucas: (Gross….)
Granuaile: ♦grabs Lucas by the hand again and runs♦
Kayan: (SAME)
Lucas: ♦runs with Gran♦
Jahel: ♦scowls at Jerome♦ We need to get out of here now.
Ashara: ♦runs♦ LET’S GO.
Jerome: ♦holds Kayan’s hand as they run♦
Lucas: (TAKBOOOOO)
Ashara: (tekboww)
Kayan: (Hehe. I was thinking the same Maker lel)
Granuaile: (TAKBOWWW)
Lucas: (Take that u homewrecker)
The Maker (GM): RUN Con (Running)
Ashara: (lolshet con)
Granuaile: rolling 3d6+5
(
2
+
4
+
3
)5
= 14
Kayan: rolling 3d6 + 6
(
1
+
2
+
6
)
6
= 15
Granuaile: (GDI)
Lucas: rolling 3d6+3
(
4
+
5
+
1
)3
= 13
Ashara: rolling 3d6 + 2
(
1
+
1
+
2
)
2
= 6
(WOW)
The Maker (GM): WAO
Ashara: (WOW)
(WOW)
Kayan: (WAO ASHARA)
Granuaile: (WOWWWW)
Lucas: (Fuck)
Ashara: (WHAT THE FUCK)
Kayan: (RUNNER OF THE YEAR AWARD TO U)
The Maker (GM): Ashara trips and hits a stone, brusing her cheek.
Granuaile: Ashara!
Ashara: (DUMBASS KASI WEARING HIGH HEELS)
Kayan: W-wait. Jerome…♦Goes back to Ashara and offers his hand♦
Ashara: … ?!?!?!!?!?
♦rubbing cheek♦
Kayan: Come on. We don’t have time.
Ashara: ?!?!?
!?!?
… F-fine!
Jerome: Are you serious, Kayan?!?!!?!?!?!
Ashara: ♦takes his hand♦
(OMG JEROME LOL)
Lucas: Who cares, we have to leave!
Kayan: (LMAO)
Jerome: rolling 3d6 2
(
2
+
5
+
6
)-2
= 11
Kayan: (WAWA)
Jahel: rolling 3d6 + 5
(
3
+
5
+
6
)+5
= 19
♦outruns the party but stops when the ground shakes and he turns around to see Wilhelm land behind you, he catches up to the party and flings everyone aside, except for Kayan♦
Ashara: Argh
—!!! It’s that templar!
Lucas: ♦grunts in pain♦
The Maker (GM): Everyone takes 7dmg
cept Kayan and Bagel
Wilhelm: RRRAAAARRGGGHHHH-!!!!
Kayan: Vita! Jerome!
Wilhelm: rolling 8d6 + 25
(
5
+
4
+
6
+
1
+
2
+
3
+
2
+
6
)25
= 54
Kayan: (OMG)
Granuaile: ♦crawling to Lucas♦
Lucas: Gran, run!
Ashara: (WOW WTH)
Lucas: (FUCK WE DEAD)
Granuaile: (SHITBALLS)
Lucas: (WE PATAY)
Granuaile: (CAN WE TALK ABOUT HOW DEAD WE R RIGHT NOW THANK U)
Kayan: ♦Tries to drag Vita and Jerome♦ No. No. I won’t lose you two.
Ashara: (HOY WILLIE EURY WANTS ASHARA IN ONE PIECE)
Kayan: ♦Turns to Jahel♦ Jahel! Do something and carry Lucas and Gran!
Wilhelm: ♦tries to impale Kayan with red lyrium protruding from his hand♦
Granuaile: (TANGINANG +25 OF DEATH)
Kayan: (CAN I DODGE? ….If I can?)
Lucas: (FUCK INSTANT KO)
The Maker (GM): Dex Acro vs Willie
Kayan: (PATAY)
Ashara: (EURY PLSSS. U NEED THESE PPL ALIVE)
Kayan: rolling 3d6 + 11
(
1
+
5
+
4
)
11
= 21
Ashara: (EURY PLS)
Granuaile: ♦holding onto Lucas, crying♦
Kayan: (OO NGA)
Wilhelm: rolling 8d6 + 25
(
3
+
4
+
4
+
2
+
6
+
3
+
3
+
5
)25
= 55
Granuaile: (ANO BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA)
Kayan: (DAYAAAA. OTL OTL)
Ashara: (wow no one can dodge that shet)
Jahel: KAYAN—!! NO! ♦runs over and shields Kayan with his body♦
Lucas: ♦whispers prayers underneath his breath♦ Maker guide us…
Granuaile: (HOW DO WE EVEN SURVIVE THAT BULLSHIT)
Kayan: Jerome and Vita, don’t you worr—
Granuaile: (BAGEL)
Lucas: (WOW KAYAN)
Ashara: (omg bagel is he patay)
Kayan: W-WHAT?!
Granuaile: (DED BAGEL?!)
Lucas: (He’s very patay…?)
Ashara: (but pt 3 1-on-1)
Granuaile: Let’s. Run. Now. Please. ♦takes Ashara and Lucas by the hands and RUNS♦
Ashara: (VITA THO???)
(AND KAYROME AND UH I GUESS BAGEL TOO)
Granuaile: (JEROME)
Wilhelm: ♦flings Jahel’s limp body aside and roars♦ AAARRRGGHHHH MAGESSSSSSS—!!! ♦runs after the party♦
Granuaile: (SHIT)
Lucas: RUN RUN RUN!
The Maker (GM): ROLL CON (RUNNING)
Granuaile: rolling 3d6
5
(
2
+
1
+
4
)5
= 12
Ashara: (ANO BUH)
Granuaile: (FUCK ME)
Ashara: rolling 3d6 + 2
(
5
+
1
+
6
)
2
= 14
(LEL)
Kayan: Jahel, no! ♦Wide eyes in shock♦
[I have to protect my family first..] ♦Tries to drag gay fam♦
Lucas: rolling 3d6+3
(
6
+
2
+
4
)3
= 15
Kayan: rolling 3d6 + 6
(
6
+
6
+
5
)
6
= 23
Ashara: (WOW KAYAN)
The Maker (GM): NAISU KAYAN
Granuaile: (WOW)
Kayan: (POWER OF GAY FAMILY)
Ashara: (DRAGS JEROME AND VITA PA LOL)
The Maker (GM): LUKEY PULL GRAN
PLS
Lucas: ♦drags Gran and Ashara♦ RUN
Kayan: ♦Drags Vita and Jerome♦
Ashara: (lukey roll con)
(ay pwede na)
The Maker (GM): The party manage to outrun Wilhelm and turn into a tunnel that proves too small and too dark for Wilhelm to find them in.
Granuaile: (Lukey pulls Gran who is holding onto Ashara also lel)
Jerome: That was…close….
Lucas: I think we finally lost him.
Vita: [No more Bagel!] How do we outrun that thing?
Kayan: ♦Hugs Jerome and Vita tightly♦ We’re safe! I almost thought that I couldn’t do it.
Granuaile: ♦crying♦ Horrible…
Lucas: We have to get out of the sewers somehow
Ashara: Shit… We need to sneak past it. Somehow.
Jerome: ♦hugs Kayan back♦ I told you that you could protect us. ♦kisses Kayan♦
Lucas: ♦hugs Gran♦ Shhh shhhh
Ashara: (bagel not ded. no body no death. still kayans 1-on-1?)
Lucas: Is there only one entrance here?
Granuaile: ♦hugs back and doesn’t let go♦ Let’s get out of here now…
Lucas: There has to be another way out
Vita: ♦awkwardly pats Gran,disliking seeing any one crying♦
Ashara: (vita uwu)
Kayan: ♦Gives a quick kiss on the nose♦ Thank you for always believing in me. We still need to go back outside, however….
How though?
Granuaile: (Vita ;A;)
The Maker (GM): How do you escape?
Kayan: (Vita ;A; Precious bb)
Granuaile: (USE THE STONE AGAIN)
The Maker (GM): Dream Boy KO
He pulled SOOOOOOOOOO many people into the portal
Ashara: I’ll… distract it.
[Rellia will be upset if Tagaris dies.]
Kayan: ♦Holds Ashara back♦ No. You have done enough for me and my family.
Granuaile: (I can’t summon durgens in here)
Kayan: I’ll go.
The Maker (GM): LOL, no, there are no durgens hiding in the sewers
Granuaile: (kaya nga huhu)
Lucas: Kayan, you are injured. There’s no way you can outrun that thing alone
Or fight it alone
Ashara: ♦swats Kayan’s hand away♦ You’re only going to be a liability.
rolling 3d6 + 9
(
2
+
4
+
3
)9
= 18
♦transforms into a lion♦
Lucas: Ashara, no!
The Maker (GM): damn, not high enough for durgen
Ashara: (durgen too big)
(THEYRE IN A SMALL CAVE)
The Maker (GM): OO NGA
Ashara: (LEL)
Granuaile: (durgen won’t fit in there…….)
Kayan: I managed to drag Jerome and Vita though. I’m fine, Lucas.
The Maker (GM): Roll 3d6 + 15 for Lion running
Ashara: rolling 3d6 + 15
(
4
+
4
+
4
)
15
= 27
Kayan: (The power of the 4s!)
Ashara: ♦runs out to distract Willie♦
Lucas: (Yessuuu)
Ashara: (444 death death death Q A Q)
Kayan: (Death to shem!)
(Death to Willie!)
Granuaile: (DEATH 2 SHEM 444)
Ashara: (GO RUN TO SAFETY GUISE)
Wilhelm: rolling 8d6 + 25
(
3
+
6
+
3
+
5
+
4
+
4
+
4
+
3
)25
= 57
Lucas: Come on, we have to get out
Ashara: (RUN RUN RUN)
Lucas: ♦runs in another direction♦
Kayan: ♦Grabs Vita and Jerome♦
Ashara: (ashara has plot armor bc eury needs her body… sexy…)
Granuaile: ♦follows Lucas♦
Lucas: Gran come on!
Wilhelm: ♦grabs Ashara’s body and nearly crushes her♦ M—MAAARRRGGHHHH MAGEEEE!
Kayan: W-what about Ashara!
Ashara: (WAO WILLIE CALM UR HATE BONER)
Granuaile: ♦looks towards Ashara♦ ASHARA NO!
Wilhelm: ♦lumbers back with Ashara in his claws♦
Ashara: ♦makes futile attempt to claw at willie♦
(RUN)
Lucas: ♦curses♦ How do we free her?
(WHILE RUNNING LEL)
Ashara: (LMAO IT’S WILLIE. RUN)
Vita: We can’t let Eury get her!
Jerome: It’s too late to save her. We can get help.
Ashara: (dat’s why ashara has a quest ;3 )
Lucas: (OH)
Kayan: ♦Nods♦ That would be a disaster for all of us, Vita. We’ll get rescue for her like Jerome said.
Granuaile: We’ll definitely get help— Let’s go! Sorry Ashara… ♦runs♦
Lucas: ♦curses♦ We will get help
♦run♦
Kayan: ♦Runs♦ We have to get out of here first.
Jerome: ♦runs after Kayan with Vita in tow♦
Kayan: ♦Looks back, searching for Jahel’s body♦
Ashara: (IS MISSING. SPOOPY)
Kayan: (♦Flails arms♦ Spoooooopy)
Ashara: (so cute uwu)
Thalia: Where do you think you’re going….♦staggers before them, holding her stab wounds♦
Kayan: (Heehee. Thank youuuu)
Granuaile: (So where da exit)
(fucking helvete let’s kill this bitch)
Lucas: We don’t have time for you! ♦casts cone of cold♦
rolling 3d6
11
(
5
+
1
+
5
)11
= 22
Granuaile: ♦throws a dagger at her♦
Kayan: Thalia. You’re still alive….Unfortunately.
Granuaile: rolling 3d6
9
(
3
+
6
+
3
)9
= 21
Kayan: rolling 3d6 + 9
(
3
+
1
+
3
)
9
= 16
Granuaile: (AIM FOR THE HEAAAD)
Thalia: ♦falls dwon on her back as the daggers hit her and the ice pierces her♦ This…isn’t…over….♦pulls red lyrium out of her pocket and swallows it♦
Kayan: (NOOOOO)
Granuaile: (FUCKING HELL)
Lucas: ♦curses♦ Dammit, run!
Kayan: ♦Pushes Vita and Jerome♦ Go! Go! GO!
Granuaile: ♦runs♦
Lucas: Gran come on!
Ashara: (NUOOOH LYRIUM)
Thalia: AAAAARRRRGGHHHHHHH—!! ♦the red lyrium shoots out of her stab wounds, her body growing larger as the red lyrium pierces out of her spine♦ KAYA——AARRGGHHH KAYAN!
Ashara: (KAYANG KAYAN)
Granuaile: (TAKBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO)
Lucas: ♦run away♦
Ashara: (tekbu)
The Maker (GM): ROLL~
Kayan: ♦Runs faster♦ RUN RUN RUN.
Granuaile: rolling 3d6+5
(
6
+
4
+
5
)5
= 20
The Maker (GM): Con Running
Granuaile: (YES)
The Maker (GM): rolling 4d6 + 15
(
3
+
2
+
2
+
6
)
15
= 28
Lucas: rolling 3d6+3
(
3
+
2
+
4
)3
= 12
Kayan: rolling 3d6 + 6
(
2
+
3
+
2
)
6
= 13
Granuaile: (NO)
Ashara: (NAISU GR— ANO BUH)
Kayan: (……………….)
Lucas: (WELP)
Ashara: (OP red lyrium OTL)
The Maker (GM): REROLL. >_>
Kayan: rolling 3d6 + 6
(
5
+
1
+
2
)6
= 14
Granuaile: rolling 3d6
5
(
5
+
1
+
6
)5
= 17
The Maker (GM): rolling 4d6 + 10
(
4
+
1
+
3
+
6
)
10
= 24
Kayan: (………………)
Granuaile: (FUCK ANO BA)
Lucas: rolling 3d6+3
(
3
+
2
+
1
)3
= 9
Kayan: ♦Tries to run with his noodley legs, but trips♦
Lucas: (WELP)
♦trips while scrambling away♦
Kayan: Run Vita and Jerome!
Thalia: ♦grabs Kayan and Lucas♦
Granuaile: LUCAS!! KAYAN!!
Jerome: KAYAN!! WARDEN LUCAS!
Kayan: Let go of Lucas! It’s me you want, Thalia!
Lucas: ♦tries to cast magic♦
Kayan: ♦Tries to hit her with daggers♦
Lucas: ARGHHH
Vita: KAYAN! ♦Fist of the Maker♦
rolling 3d6 + 9
(
2
+
1
+
5
)
9
= 17
Kayan: (?
???)
Granuaile: (?!?!)
Ashara: (PLS)
Thalia: ♦a huge unseen force pushes Thalia down and Lucas and Kayan are sent flying through the air, smacking the wall and taking 10dmg♦
Granuaile: LUCAS!
♦runs to him and helps him up♦
Lucas: Ugh! ♦hears ribs cracking abnd coughs out blood♦
Kayan: ♦Weakly tries to get back up♦
Jerome: ♦runs over to Kayan with Vita♦ Kayan!
Ashara: (wao ihrlie will need to heal u later lukey)
Granuaile: ♦crying♦ We need to get you back on the ship.
Jerome: (WHERE IS IHRLIE WHEN YOU NEED HER HUHU)
Kayan: You….done a good job Vita. I’m so proud.
(IHRLIEEEE)
Granuaile: (IHRLIE HUHUHUH)
Lucas: ♦coughs out more blood♦ I-I’ll be fine
Ashara: (RUN NA)
Vita: K-Kayan! Stay with us! ♦she and Jerome carry Kayan♦
rolling 3d6 + 2
(
2
+
1
+
3
)2
= 8
Granuaile: N-No… Let’s go—- ♦tries to carry Lucas and runs♦
The Maker (GM): BAKIIIIIIIIIIT
Ashara: (ANO BEH)
Kayan: (ANO BUHHHHHH. WHYYY)
Ashara: (HOY ASHARA GOT CAPTURED FOR YO’ ASSES. RUN)
Granuaile: (ROLL20 U BAD)
Ashara: (wow ralf buhay pa)
The Maker (GM): Why is Ralf typing, he’s crippled
Granuaile: (HOW IS HE ALIVE)
The Maker (GM): He can’t run. >_>
Ashara: (wala nang balls and legs)
Ralf: ♦Seen in the corner, crawling with his crushed legs, but pees sideways♦
Granuaile: (KADIRI)
The Maker (GM): YACK
Ashara: (LOL)
Lucas: (disgusting)
Ralf: I can slightly feel my balls….♦Nods in approval♦
Jahel: rolling 3d6 + 6
(
4
+
2
+
6
)
6
= 18
♦grabs Kayan and Jerome who are dragging Kayan and pulls them along, while bleeding all over the place♦
Ashara: (BUHAY PA WAO)
Jerome: How are you alive?!
Jahel: A lot of people have described me as cockroach-like…
Ashara: (LEL)
Jerome: You will not survive if you exert yourself with a wound like that.
Granuaile: ♦continues running with Lukey ;A; ♦
Jahel: Maybe I deserve to die then…for betraying Kayan…I’ll get you out first.
Lucas: ♦coughs out more blood♦
Kayan: Jahel! ♦Notices wound♦
No. Jerome is right. We need to get out and find a healer.
The Maker (GM): Did Gran roll na ba?
Granuaile: (i’ll roll again?)
(oh i haven’t)
rolling 3d6+5
(
1
+
5
+
5
)5
= 16
The Maker (GM): The party run towards this opening and Jahel direct Gran to enter. She pulls Lucas after her and is shocked when she slips and slides down, carried along by the water
The rest of the party follow.
Kayan: (GRANNNNN ANO BUH GOING DEEPER)
Granuaile: ACK——
Vita: This is kind of fun!
Jahel: ♦bleeds everywhere♦
Granuaile: ♦holding onto Lucas♦
Jerome: ♦holds on tightly to Kayan♦
Kayan: ♦Holds tightly to Jerome as well, but gives Jahel a worried look♦
The Maker (GM): The party land outside on a riverbank at that opens up into the sea.
Granuaile: (yay)
Kayan: (We’re freeeee! Thalia is still alive tho….)
(I don’t want to fight her in part 3 D8 D8)
Lucas: OW ♦clutches ribs♦
Granuaile: (shoulda killed her when we had the chance)
Kayan: (Cockroach)
The Maker (GM): (YUUH, NOW YOU GET DOUBLE BEHEMOTHS FOR NOT FIGHTING THALIA
Granuaile: Lucas!! ♦tries to support him♦ We need to get you healed.. Or can you heal that…?
(ARE YOU SHITTING ME)
Kayan: (WHUT SRS)
(BAKIT)
Ashara: (GR8)
Kayan: (CAN’T WE KILL HER TODAY?!)
Granuaile: (WALA NA. DED NA)
(yeah. CAN WE KILL HER TODAY BUT FULLY HEALED)
The Maker (GM): HMMMM
Ashara: (YES PLS)
The Maker (GM): Paano Ashara?D8
Ashara: (except w/o ashara lmao)
Kayan: ♦Grabs Jerome and Vita, checking for injuries♦ You two alright!? Did you get hurt?
Ashara: (ashara is gone na uwu)
Granuaile: (PLEASE. PART 3 IS TOO HORRIBURU)
The Maker (GM): DAT EXP
Ashara: (DAT EXP NGA HOHOHOHOOH D8)
Granuaile: (I WANT TO KILL ITTTTTTT)
The Maker (GM): Thalia can appear tomorrow na lang. >u>
Granuaile: (ok..)
Kayan: (THANK YOUU)
Ashara: (ay pwede. so ashara can join. ty xD)
Granuaile: (lukey pls heal ur ribs)
Ashara: (besides y’all injured as fuck)
The Maker (GM): Now get yo asses back to the ship
Kayan: ♦Kisses Jerome and Vita’s heads♦ I’m so happy that we’re all alive.
Ashara: (sama ba si jahel)
Vita: ♦clings tightly to Kayan♦
(up to you guys)
Granuaile: ♦holds Lucas’ hand while finding a way back to the ship♦
Kayan: (He’s bleeding, and he just saved Kayan’s life)
Lucas: (muh mana is low besides this is a severe fracture)
Ashara: (he can get healed by ihrlie then leave)
Lucas: ♦clutches Gran’s hand♦
The Maker (GM): Roll 1d15 to see who rescues you
Kayan: We also need to call help for Ashara.
Granuaile: I’ll take care of you… ♦tears roll down her cheeks again♦
Lucas: rolling 1d6
(
4
)
= 4
Granuaile: rolling 1d15
(
6
)
= 6
Kayan: (wait how to?)
Lucas: rolling 1d15
(
15
)
= 15
Granuaile: (WOW)
Kayan: (I use the button dice kasi)
Lucas: ♦coughs♦ Thank you Gran…
The Maker (GM): Wait…do you want me to count Lukey or Gran’s roll?XD It’s assigned alphabetically lel
Granuaile: (uhhhh)
(whoever seems better)
Kayan: (Pls no Bash)
The Maker (GM): You choose 6 or 15
Ashara: (15 na lang)
Granuaile: (15 na)
Kayan: (Alphabet huh…15)
The Maker (GM): 15 is the last so that’s Ves since Vita is there. LMAO, HE GOT THERE SOMEHOW.
6 was Fia
Kayan: (LELLL LATE)
Granuaile: (VES SO RANDOM.)
Kayan: (He’s going to be mad that Ashara is not there tho)
Granuaile: (he’s kinda gr8 friends with me so it ok naman)
Vesperus: What the fuck is going on here?
Fen’Harel: (ohhhh fia not bash XD)
(LMAO VES UR BFF IS GONE)
Granuaile: We got attacked… By 2 gigantic creatures.
The Maker (GM): (WHY IS BASH KASAMA DO U WANNA DIE)
Lucas: ♦coughs out blood♦ x___x
Vesperus: ♦narrows his eyes♦ Where the fuck is Ashara?!?!?!
Fen’Harel: (bash scary ;_;)
Granuaile: ♦lets Lukey lean on her♦
Kayan: ….♦Coughs♦ She got captured by the behemoth.
Granuaile: The gigantic one… It took her. We couldn’t save her…
Vesperus: She— WHAT
Granuaile: She used herself as a distraction…
Jerome: Euresyne…has her. We need to get back to the ship and heal Kayan and Lucas…and….that one.
Vesperus: I don’t fucking care about you, Cheeselord! I’m going to go back and get to Ashara! Fuck you all! ♦goes to the water slide and stares up♦ Now…how do I get up there…
Kayan: We need to go back with all the help we can get. I owe her, considering she saved my family more than once….
The Maker (GM): (lmao, u should’ve gone with 6, Ves no curr about you.)
Granuaile: (He’s friends with me D8)
(45 friendship HELLO)
Lucas: (But ashara is BFF)
Kayan: ♦Sighs♦ We can’t go up there. We have to go back to the ship and ask for help.
The Maker (GM): DEM BOOBIES. Roll Comm (Persuasion)
Granuaile: rolling 3d6
7
(
6
+
6
+
4
)+7
= 23
Fen’Harel: (WAO)
Granuaile: (HMPH.)
Kayan: (POWER OF BOOBS)
The Maker (GM): WAO NAISU. FLASH THOSE BOBOIES
Granuaile: (WE’RE FRIENDS OKAY?!)
(her top is wet)
Vesperus: (HAHA OO NGA)
Granuaile: (her boobs are kinda.. extra well formed)
Kayan: ♦Shields Vita’s eyes♦
Lucas: ♦coughs♦ It was Wilhelm.. that fucker got bigger and ate more lyrium…
Vesperus: What the fuck you you want?! (LUKEY DAID FUCKER LE GASP)
Kayan: (WHOA)
Lucas: (I hate him remember or I fought him before so…)
Granuaile: Ser… We need to get help.
Kayan: (HAHA Gran. GO GO GO)
Fen’Harel: (Yeah, Ves u cant fight behemoth alone. remember the TEMPLE)
Lucas: ♦coughs some more and passes out from blood loss and broken ribs♦ X______X
Granuaile: ♦tries to stand upright, chest out♦
Fen’Harel: festus flashbacks ;;
Granuaile: (LUKEY Q A Q )
Vesperus: I’m not a “ser”…♦groans in exasperation♦ Fine, I’ll get your asses back to the ship. After that, you go call Salvadore and the others. I’m going to look for Ashara! You’re fucking crazy if you think I’m going to give up on her.
Fen’Harel: VES ;
___;
Lucas: (AWWW VES)
Granuaile: (Yay finally you correct Gran 8D )
Kayan: (BFF)
Vita: ♦pokes Jahel with a sitck♦
Fen’Harel: Quick, y’all’s asses need healing xD;
Kayan: ♦Lays Vita’s hand down♦ Vita. No. He’s bleeding.
Granuaile: That’s no problem. I want to save her as well.. s—Vesperus. Let’s go. Please. ♦carries Lukey♦
Lucas: ♦coughs more blood out♦ X___X
Granuaile: (LUKEYYYYYYY)
Fen’Harel: lukey ano buh
Lucas: (If this was real life, he’d be dead na)
Fen’Harel: 10 dmg lang yan
Vesperus: ugh, you’re all such babies. ♦pokes Kayan with his dagger then blood magics to stop the bleeding♦
Kayan: Vita. Can you carry Jerome?
I need to help out Jahel. I don’t think he can walk on his own.
Granuaile: (oo nga D8 )
Fen’Harel: thx ves uwu
Kayan: ♦Accepts the poke♦ …….Thanks.
Jerome: I’m not injured badly. It is alright, Kayan…I will help you help him. [But after that, we can toss him into tthe sea…]
Granuaile: (Yes Jerome yes)
Kayan: (Wow. Rooooood Jerome)
Lucas: (sorry Iya pointed out I wasn’t so damaged. I was focusing on the broken ribs. Sorry for the unneccessary drama >A> Labyu all)
Kayan: You sure? I don’t want you to get overwhelmed. I can do it on my own. Go help Vita, Jerome.
Granuaile: (That’s okay 8D Either way Gran is helping u)
Kayan: (It’s fineeeee. Labyuu)
(Mhm)
Fen’Harel: (Lukey: ♦sparkles and cries shoujo tears♦ M-MUH WOUNDSARELLEN.. COMFORT ME)
Jerome: ♦furrows his brows and says nothing, but goes to Vita♦
Kayan: (SPARKLE SPARKLE)
Arellen: (♦whips dick out♦ OF COURSE. ♦SHOUJO BUBBLES♦)
Kayan: (WOWWWW LMAO)
Fen’Harel: (WELL THAT ESCALATED QUICKLY)
Kayan: (ARELLEN SENPAI SWOONS)
Lucas: (Ano buh)
Granuaile: [I..I hope Arellen won’t get mad at me…]
Lucas: (Lucas wouldnt say no though…)
Arellen: (u kno it vhenana)
Fen’Harel: (VHENANA)
Granuaile: (can i just magically carry lukey like a baby)
Kayan: ♦Tries to help Jahel walk, but avoids looking at him♦
Granuaile: (VHENANA)
(ARELLEN’S VHENANA)
Fen’Harel: (wow omg thats what they should call it in private)
Kayan: (Even if Lukey was injured, he wouldn’t say no, huhu)
Jahel: Kayan…I’m…sorry…..
Kayan: ………….
Lucas: (yup hahaha. Ok go Jerome, Kayan, and stupid bagel!)
Granuaile: ♦carrying Lukey like a baby♦ Lu…Lucas… Let’s go now please.
(PLEASE)
Fen’Harel: aww bagel. go get healed then go awae
(GO BACK TO SHIP NA)
The Maker (GM): BACK AT THAT SHIP
Rellia: Where’s Shara?!
Granuaile: ♦still carrying Lukey♦ Arellen! Fenorain!!?
Kayan: (RELLIA PFFT NO)
Fen’Harel: RELLIAAAAAAA
Granuaile: ♦sees Rellia♦ S..She..
Kayan: (VITA HALP)
Lucas: X__X
Arellen: Ma vhenan! ♦rushes to Gran and Lukey♦
Azeri: ♦rushes to Granuaile♦ You’re injured!
Kayan: (Time for that vhenana, Lukey)
Granuaile: He.. Please.. ♦crying♦ Help him.
Azeri: rolling 3f6
3
= 3
Kayan: (Time for that banana, Gran)
Azeri: rolling 3d6
(
5
+
5
+
2
)
= 12
♦heals Gran♦
Granuaile: (I’M TOO INJURED NO)
Fen’Harel: (not bad)
Arellen: Azeri, could you…
Granuaile: ♦hugs Azeri♦ Thank y… ♦faints from exhaustion♦
Azeri: UGH! fine, for you and ghaildahlas!
♦heals Lukey♦
rolling 3d6
(
2
+
5
+
5
)
= 12
♦grumbles♦ There…how is that flimsy shem body of yuors?
Lucas: ♦feels rib snap into place and wakes up with a gasp♦ GAH
Kayan: (Time for vhenana!)
Granuaile: x__x
Fen’Harel: kayan STAHP
Arellen: Vhenan! I’m glad you’re— GRANUAILE!
Fen’Harel: gay fam should have a moment. and some1 heal bagel before he bleeds to death and ruin ur preshus moments
Lucas: ♦groans♦ Gran? Gran are you ok?
Granuaile: x__x
Azeri: ♦catches Gran as she falls♦ She’s just tired
Grace: ♦pokes Gran with her nose♦
Granuaile: (MY BABY)
Lucas: T-that’s good. ♦pats Azeri on the cheek blearily♦ Thanks Azeri, you did good…
♦passes out again♦
Kayan: (8D 8D)
(FRANDSHIP)
Granuaile: (LMAO we’re both x_x)
Mm..banana…x__x
Azeri: ♦looks like someone smeared poop on his cheek but keeps his mouth shut♦ I-I’ll take Granuaile to our r-room!
Kayan: (Oo nga. We all still have poop)
Granuaile: (but it got washed off)
(from the water)
Kayan: (Right)
Arellen: ♦carries Lukey bridal style…sexy♦ time to rest now, vhenan. you did well.
Granuaile: (SEXY)
Kayan: (My vhenana)
(Swoons)
Arellen: (STAWP)
Rellia: ♦stomps her foot♦ Where’s Shara?1
Granuaile: (RELLIA D8 )
Lucas: ( Ok we all know what happens, now to the story! )
The Maker (GM): UR KO WTF. Arellen will just sleeo beside you, not with you.
Kayan: S-She…We’ll find her. The bad guys took her away.
(Unless he likes him sleeping….)
Fen’Harel: RELLIA u_u
NO KAYAN
DATS BAD
Dirthamen: Oh lel. I just realized we left Kayan, Jerome, and Bagel by themselves to explain
Granuaile: (yeh no take advantage pls when sleeping ♦glares at Azeri♦ )
Kayan: (OO NGA)
Dirthamen: That’s what I meant Maker D:
Granuaile: (I’M SO SORRY i should be the one explaining aklsjgfkjfhalksd)
Kayan: I’m sorry….
Dirthamen: Tulog only, no sexy time
Rellia: She………what? Q_______Q
Kayan: This is all my fault, Rellia.
♦Crouches down to her level♦ But I promise, I will get her for you.
Rellia: ♦pushes Kayan away♦ NO!!! Shara said you’re a bad person! You’re bad! ♦sobs♦ You let them take her away!
Granuaile: (Q A Q)
Salvadore: ♦walks in♦ Wait… Where is Ashara?
Kayan: ♦Nods♦ You’re right. I should have been stronger and saved her.
Granuaile: (I should be awake omg shit sorry Kayan)
Kayan: (Thx guys!)
(q____q)
Vesperus: EURESYNE TOOK HER. WE HAVE TO GO NOW! WE HAVE TO FIND HER!
Granuaile: (thnk ves)
Salvadore: … ♦his eyes flash dangerously♦ You let her get captured?!
Kayan: (GO GO GO VES)
Granuaile: (Kayan.. u have to take all da hits imsry)
Rellia: ♦cries more♦ Shara……..I’m scared to lose her……..I already lost my mommy…….
Granuaile: (RELLIAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAA)
Salvadore: (OMG Q_Q)
Kayan: She was captured by Euresyne’s behemoth. She went ahead and used herself as a distraction to let all of us escape…
(RELLIAAAAAA)
Salvadore: ♦not smiling for once♦ We need to find her. Before it’s too late.
Dirthamen: It didnt occur to me either D:
SOrryyyy
Kayan: ♦Gives out a pinky to Rellia♦ You won’t lose her, I promise.
Fen’Harel: rellia is crying she no want ur pinky
also wawa bleeding bagel lmao
Kayan: (He can try at least. Oo nga)
Granuaile: (rellia h8 u)
Kayan: (THX GUYS FOR LEAVING LEL)
Granuaile: (you want me to wake up? D8 )
Kayan: (Love me Relliaaaaa)
Rellia: I don’t want your pinky! ♦swats Kayan’s hand away♦
Salvadore: (AWWW)
Granuaile: (WAWA)
Kayan: (Too sad. Bb U____U)
Vesperus: ♦about to bitchslap Kayan but turns away instead♦ I’m going to go out and find her, you tell your dad when he wakes up, kid. ♦shapeshifts into a raven and leaves♦
Rellia: ♦runs to Dream Boy’s room where he’s still KO’d♦
Salvadore: ♦picks Rellia up♦ Princesa, don’t cry. We’re going to find her.
(IGNOR)E
Rellia: (IGNORE RELLIA NA LANG)
Salvadore: (LMAO OKAY)
Dirthamen: Dont say anything else na Kayan
They are angrrrryyyyy
Granuaile: (yuh they h8 kayan right now D8 )
Rellia: ♦cries and snots all over Salvadore’s exquisite silken top♦
Kayan: (I want Rellia to love me thoooo)
(AWW BB Q__Q)
Rellia: (Rellia will never love you now)
Dirthamen: Well, it’s kinda too late >A>
Granuaile: (blames BAGEL for EVERYTHING)
Salvadore: Vesperus will come and report where she is, then we will go find her. Don’t worry. ♦pats her head comfortingly♦
Kayan: ♦Goes to the side and leaves them be♦
Salvadore: Promise, Prince Salvadore? ♦shows him her pinky♦
Granuaile: (i still have ashara money)
Salvadore: (WOW)
Granuaile: (WHUT)
Rellia: (SORRY THAT WAS RELLIA)
Granuaile: (HAHAHAHAH)
Salvadore: (chels LMAO)
Granuaile: (WAIT HAHAHAHAHA)
Kayan: (TWO SALVADORES WAO)
Granuaile: (IMAGINE IF HE TALKS TO HIMSELF)
Kayan: (Who topes lelele)
(♦Tops)
Granuaile: (HE CALLS HIMSELF PRINCE)
Salvadore: (hes not crazy HUHUHUHU.)
Granuaile: (SORRY it was funny)
Rellia: (DAT WAS RELLIA )
Kayan: (Unlike Connie o3o)
Rellia: (RIP CONNIE)
Salvadore: ♦takes Rellia’s pinky♦ Si, promise.
Kayan: (Prince Salvadore/Prince Salvadore)
Salvadore: (sexy)
Granuaile: (naisu)
Kayan: (Where are Vita and Jerome?)
The Maker (GM): Recovering in their rooms
Salvadore: (gay famiri time)
The Maker (GM): Cy is with ihrlie
Ihrlie 4ever KOd
Kayan: (IHRLIEEE)
Granuaile: ♦dreaming about running hallas♦
Kayan: (So, should Kayan check on his famiri?)
The Maker (GM): Uhh, you’re Kayan. XD
Up to you.
Granuaile: (gooo)
Kayan: (Family first….unlike someone)
The Maker (GM): Kayan enters the room where Vita, Jerome, Cyrus and Ihrlie are recovering.
Kayan: (Is Jahel with him!?)
Manlietta: LITTLE FENNEC! ♦looks over and behind Kayan to make sure no bagel can sneak in♦
Kayan: (Kayan told bagel to go heal himself I guess)
BODACIOUS BRONTO! You’re alright, but everyone else…
Fen’Harel: salvadore has healers of his own naman
Cyrus: I’m fine! And Ihrlie will be too once she wakes up.
Vita: I only have a few scratches!
Jerome: See? You managed to save your family, Kayan. ♦embraces Kaayn♦
Kayan: ♦Shakes head♦ I disagree. All I did was watch you all get beaten up by my siblings. I even had to rely on Ashara to save you… [I never would have expected her to have done that though…]
Jerome: And it was you who saved Vita and I from that behemoth…Kayan, you always look at the parts where you failed…but look around you. What do you see?
Kayan: Everyone injured…
The Maker (GM): kayan pls
Kayan: (o3o)
The Maker (GM): mopey zoo lion. 8(
Andruil: This mopey zoo lion D8
Fen’Harel: ano buh kayan
at least ur fam is safe
PLS
Kayan: (But he feels bad because he witnessed them getting mauled by slaver chains)
Dirthamen: :<
Andruil: but they all safe..
Dirthamen: Yuh thats whats important!
Jerome: Yes, injured but alive…and also…you said “everyone”. You are not worthless Kayan. Everyone here is willing to risk their lives to save you that makes you precious to us. You have this success that you can never deny…you made this family.
Andruil: Q A Q
Kayan: I still remember how you all bled back in the slave taverns though…
♦Mumbles and sighs♦ I have to stop lying to myself that I can protect you.
(♦Caverns whoops)
Jerome: No one is perfect. Sometimes we fail. I know the feeling, more than you know, Kayan…but that does not mean you will give up on us, does it?
Kayan: ♦Speaks low enough for Jerome to only hear♦ And if you have forgotten. I have this family, because I took away another’s. ♦Glances at the Tagaris twins♦
Of course not. I’ll never give up on you, but my efforts are quite futile.
Time to time, I keep placing you all in danger.
Fen’Harel: is not ur fault kayan. papa tags was crayz
Kayan: Throughout my life, I had to rely on others. Even when I still lived in Llomeryn, I depended on Jahel to steal food and money for me.
Vita: It’s not your fault, Kayan! Trouble finds me and Cy cause of our parents! Kayan, you’re the only person who never, ever, ever gave up on me. Even Rellia thinks I’m a monster now. ♦grabs his hand♦ So if you think it’s futile…do you think not giving up on me is futile? ♦teary eyed♦
Kayan: Of course not Vita! I’ll fight my hardest to keep you safe, even when I can’t completely, I’ll still try. You and the family are my life now. You’re everything to me. ♦Leans Vita’s head on his chest♦
Shh. No need to cry, Vita. ♦Wipes away her tears♦
Ihrlie: ♦blearily opens her eyes♦ Kayan…? You’re safe? That’s good to see. ♦smiles at him♦ Is he being difficult about being useless again? ♦laughs softly♦ Kayan, you were my first friend and the first person whoever treated me like a person, not a thing. I love you for that. Don’t forget that, okay?
The Maker (GM): Sorreh, Bea, borrowed Ihrlie
Kayan: (Aww Ihrlie so kyot though uwu)
♦Grabs her hand♦ Alright Ihrlie. I’ll remember for you.
Cyrus: ♦gawks, unsure if he’s supposed to make a speech too♦ Kayan, you’re a good dad. ♦hugs him♦
(LOL)
Andruil: CY
Kayan: (AWW CY)
Fen’Harel: AWW BB
Dirthamen: Cyyy
Manlietta: ♦snot drips down her nose and big tears fall from here eyes♦ I LOVE YOU ALL!!!
Kayan: ♦Hesitant at first, but hugs back. Squeezing him afterwards♦ And you’re a good son. The best actually.
Manlietta: ESPECIALLY YOU, LITTLE FENNEC! YOU SAVED ME LIFE IN ANTIVA!!!
Kayan: (MANLIIIIIII)
Cyrus: ♦squeezes Kayan and Manly wraps them in her meaty arms♦
Kayan: Thanks for giving me a chance. I love all of you so much. ♦Tears start streaming down his cheeks♦
Jerome: See, Kayan? To all of us here, you never failed. And you never will be worthless while we are here to love you. ♦kisses Kayan as he, Vita and Ihrlie join in on the hug♦
Manlietta: ♦BAWLS LOUDER♦
Fen’Harel: uwu
Kayan: (Meanwhile Horacio eats half eaten templar sandwiches.)
Horacio: ♦joins the group hug while eating Cy’s templar sanwich♦
Andruil: luv dis famiri
ANO BA
Kayan: (LMAO)
Fen’Harel: EPAL
EPAL HORACIO GTFO
Andruil: SO EPAL
Dirthamen: …
Andruil: dun ruin dis loving moment
Kayan: (He’s part of the gay family too! Kinda…?)
Manlietta: LATER, YOU SAUCY NUGGALOPE!! WE’RE HAVING A MOMENT HERE!
Fen’Harel: he marries into it. but not yett
omg….
Andruil: v good
Kayan: (SAUCY HAHA)
Dirthamen: Oh wow
Horacio: ♦slinks away, chomping on Cy’s sandwich♦
Kayan: ♦Sniffles♦ Thank you for giving me something that my first family couldn’t.
Cyrus: Wait is that my— nevermind…♦they all give Kayan a group hug to remind him that he’s no longer alone and that unlike his first family, this one will stick by him and love him no matter what♦
Kayan: (;u;)
Andruil: ♦cries♦ feels
The Maker (GM): Later that night, Kayan stands at the prow of the dreadnaught.
Kayan: (I love gay family so much UuU)
(Wow. Night na?)
(Mkk ;u;)
The Maker (GM): (unless you have other plans?)
Fen’Harel: ; u ;
wow we actually finished
Kayan: (Huhhh. Nah. I’m good)
Fen’Harel: good job team
Andruil: woooo
The Maker (GM): We’re not done yet
Fen’Harel: WAWA BAGEL LMAO
Andruil: oh
Kayan: (And here’s Ate worrying about not finishing)
Fen’Harel: OH okay xD
Dirthamen: Bagel paaa
The Maker (GM): Yuuh
Andruil: ♦grunt♦ bagel
Dirthamen: Sexy
Kayan: (Grunting like Blair, haha)
Fen’Harel: L OL ANDROOEL LUV U
Andruil: LELELELEL
Jahel: Kayan, I was looking for you.
The Maker (GM): WHY IS RALF TYPING
Ralf: (♦Grunts♦ That bagel messed up my glorious face…)
(LELELE)
Andruil: Why is Ralf ALIVE
The Maker (GM): Oh yeah, now Jahel has a burn on his face
Kayan: (OO NGA)
Dirthamen: Like Zukoooo
The Maker (GM): ssexy
Dirthamen: Or something similar
Kayan: (Naw. Slight burn naman since Lukey healed him)
Dirthamen: No, theres a scar
Andruil: Hmph. No like bagel.
Dirthamen: I stopped the bleeding lang hahahaha
And the gaping wounds
Kayan: (Oo nga. No Zuko though!)
Dirthamen: So scaaarrrrr
Kayan: (Scarrrr from Lion King, huhu)
Jahel: ♦walks over to the prow and watches the sunset with Kayan♦ I’m still sorry….
Dirthamen: Burn scar
Andruil: Wait imma move to iPad so brb
DRAMA SUNSET
Fen’Harel: lion king scar is like a slash. this is burn
Jahel: (ANO BUH, KAYAN REPLY)
Kayan: ♦Stares at the sea as he leans against the rails♦ How can you expect me to believe you after all you have done? I thought I knew you. I thought you cared about me…
Jahel: This view reminds me of when you left Rivain all those years ago, you know? You asked me to go with you because you couldn’t stay anymore with the slavers after you. But I stayed…back then, my duty to make Llomeryn a better place seemed more important. Again, I chose that over you…but when it happened again…I couldn’t…I just couldn’t…
Fen’Harel: wow this song is nice ah
Kayan: (Oo nga Ate)
Jahel: (l-last minute addition. >u>;;; )
Kayan: ♦Speechless for a moment♦ ……….
And yet, you have done it again when you lured me and my family into the slave caverns. You hurt my family, Jahel, and you allowed my siblings to torture me.
♦Scoffs♦
You know, I always thought you chose Llomeryn over me, because I wasn’t good enough. Now I realize you’re like my sister. You will do anything to reach your goals, even sacrificing me and others.
Jahel: ♦looks at Kayan somberly♦ You’re right, maybe I’m just as bad as her. I know what I did. Nothing’s ever going to make up for that or change it. I’m glad I could’ve grown up with you and I was where you started, but you’ve come so far now. I’ve stayed here in Llomeryn and rotted along with this damn city…I’ve become just as rotten as everyone else here. You’re special Kayan and you have better things ahead of you. Better than a traitor like me.
Kayan: ♦Tightens his grip on the rails and bites his lips♦ I suppose so, but then again….I wouldn’t be here if it wasn’t for you, and you did come back and save me from that behemoth… I don’t know what to think of you anymore, though.
Jahel: I tried to make up for it. I thought dying to save you would be enough, but I’m still like a cockroach, eh? ♦chuckles and ruffles Kayan’s hair♦ I was wrong. But, I can give you one more thing. A goodbye once and for all, so that you can forget me.
Kayan: ♦Slowly turns to see Jahel, smiling at him with his eyes brimming with tears♦ You know, I never forgot about you, even when I always believed that I would never see you again.
Jahel: ♦smiles back♦ I knew you wouldn’t forget, but you have to, Kayan. Back then, I asked you to leave your family before when you were more bruises than boy, but you stayed with them. I know how important family is to you. You’re happy now, Kayan. You have the family you always wanted. I can’t take that away from you. That’s why…that’s why I have to go.
Andruil: u 3u
Jahel: (ANDROEEL PLS)
Kayan: ♦Smiles, but tears begin to fall♦ You and I both know that, and I know that I have to let go to. ♦Touches Jahel’s face where it’s burnt♦ Ashara must have given you this, huh? ♦Chuckles♦ I guess this is payback for what you did to me. ♦More tears fall down♦
Andruil: What did I do
Kayan: (Is that a kissu, Androoel? You want Kayan to kiss Jahel?! OK)
Andruil: No
I was testing my internet
Kayan: (Kayan: u 3 u to Jahel)
Andruil: NO
♦SNAPS A BOW IN HALF♦
Jahel: I guess you can say that. ♦laughs, reminding Kayan of the younger Jahel♦ Take care of your family…I didn’t take care of mine. ♦looks sadly at him♦ Goodbye, Kayan. ♦kisses him on the forehead, then hops up on the rail and jumps down, but Kayan does not hear the waters and when he looks over, he sees no hint of Jahel♦
Kayan: ♦Sobs more until his cheeks get completely wet♦ Goodbye, Jahel. Thanks for giving me the life I have now.
Jerome: Kayan? ♦approaches him as Kayan wipes his eyes♦ Are you alright? Come inside, it’s time for dinner. Everyone is looking for you.
Kayan: ♦Turns around and gives a strained smile♦ I was just thinking how lucky I am that I have you and the family. ♦Walks up to Jerome and hugs him, but Jerome feels tears falling on his back♦
Andruil: Chocostrawberryy
Jerome: ♦immediately understands that Jahel has gone and he holds Kayan close♦ I was thinking the same thing. ♦he feels guilt over blaming Kayan for trying to break up the family♦ I am lucky I have you, Kayan. We all are. ♦strokes Kayan’s back as he cries more♦ I love you Kayan and I always will in this life and even in the next.
Andruil: CRYING
Kayan: ♦Clings to his neck♦ I apologize for the things I said earlier. Please, don’t ever leave me. My heart belongs to you.
Jerome: ♦strokes Kayan’s hair, wanting Kayan to feel warm and safe against him♦ I am sorry as well…I should never have doubted that our family means the world to you. If you ever left my side, I would tear Thedas apart to find you, Kayan.
(FORESHADOWING HUHU)
Andruil: O_O
The Maker (GM): did dirty men and wolfeh tulog na?
Kayan: (HUHUHU)
♦Chuckles, but cries some more♦ That’s unnecessary, because I’ll never leave your side. You’re too precious to me. ♦Kisses Jerome’s cheek♦
(Yup! This music can lull you to sleep UuU)
And you are the most precious thing in the world to me. ♦kisses Kayan♦
The Maker (GM): THAT WAS JERMOE
SORREH
Kayan: ♦Takes him by the hand♦ Come on, the others are waiting for us. They’ll probably we grouchy by now since we took too long. ♦Chuckles♦

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Antivan-Rivain Campaign Part X
Ashara, Kayan, Granuaile, Lucas

[UNDER CONSTRUCTION]

Kayan arrives at the abandoned Chantry tower where Jahel used to live, his memories of the two of them coming back in a flood as he begins to climb the rope up to the top of the tower.
Kayan: ♦When he reaches to the top, Kayan notices that no one is there until a hand lays on his shoulder. Kayan turns around and notices it’s Jahel, smiling♦
Jahel: Kayan! ♦throws his arms around Kayan in a warm embrace♦ I…I never expected to see you again…it’s been 11 years.
Kayan: ♦Squeezes Jahel back and smiles♦ I’m surprised myself that I’m back here….
♦Eases out of the embrace and frowns a bit♦ I see that you’re still living here in the chantry, but how come you never left Llomeryn? There’s a better life out of this dump of a town.
Jahel: ♦Jahel’s expression grows a little darker♦ The same reason why I never follow you when you left…I’m not giving up on this place…never will. ♦smiles sadly♦ You seem to have found new friends now. Like that Dalish girl.
Kayan: I see…. ♦Kayan smiles, but it appears strain♦ You never changed, haven’t you?
♦Nods♦ Her name is Gran, and I actually got more friends like her.
Jahel: Not one bit! ♦expression softens♦ But I can see that you have, Kayan. I’m glad to see you managed to make new friends.
Kayan: Yes, but what about you? No doubt that you met new people as well. Afterall….You’re one of the best things that happened in this town.
Jahel: ♦moves past Kayan and starts rummaging through one of the barrels, until he pulls a roll of paper out♦ I have new friends…in fact, one of them got a lead for me. ♦throws the scroll to Kayan as he sits atop his barrel, grinning♦ How about one more job, for old times’ sake? ♦Kayan opens the scroll and finds notes on slavers’ rounds♦
Kayan: ♦Smirks♦ Sure. For old times’ sake.
Jahel: Good…then, I’ll meet you in a few days time at the old slavers’ caverns…♦as he passes Kayan, his hands lingers on his shoulder♦ Kayan….I…♦he moves closer for a short but, but shakes his head and climbs down the rope♦
Kayan: W-wait! ♦Climbs down the rope♦
Kayan: Why do you have to leave so soon?
Jahel: If I didn’t leave some mystery to myself, you might fall for someone else! ♦laughs and vanishes in a plume of smoke♦
Kayan: W-what?! Jahel, wait! ♦Mumbles♦ ….But I need to tell you about Jerome.
Kayan: ♦Walks out of the chantry and goes under the bridge where the two first met to sleep♦

Granuaile: ♦locks her arms with Lucas and Arellen as they walk around Llomeryn♦ I’ve missed you both.
Lucas: Gran! ♦hugs back♦ Sorry but duty called ♦frowns♦ How have you been while we’ve been gone?
Azeri: ♦glares at Lukey♦
Granuaile: I’ve been alright. I’ve been going on adventures with Kayan and Ashara. ♦clings onto Lucas’ arm♦ Will you be leaving again soon?
Lucas: ♦shakes head♦ I don’t think so. Things have settled down at the Keep even if the rest of the wardens are spread a little thin nowadays
Arellen: Rather strange considering there is no Blight. There have been some strange rumors in Orlais, or so I’ve heard.
Azeri: ♦mumbles♦ Maybe it’s because your higher ups are shem…
Granuaile: ♦flashes Azeri a death glare then looks at Arellen, concerned♦ Rumors in Orlais?
Arellen: ♦shrugs it off♦ Some wardens are looking into it. We’ll see how it goes. As for you two? Has the Corial Order been bothering you?
Azeri: ♦withers under Gran’s glare and keeps his racist comments to himself♦
Granuaile: ♦nods♦ I see. The Corial Order hasn’t been bothering us lately, which is good. So I guess, we’re quite safe for now. ♦smiles at Azeri♦
Lucas: I’m glad to hear that. We’ve been concerned that something might’ve happened to you ♦glances at Azeri♦ …and Azeri while we were gone
Azeri: I also…♦twitches♦ worried about you…L-L-Lucas…♦looks at Gran for Approval♦
Lucas: ♦looks surprised♦
Arellen: Look at this! ♦grabs Lukey and Azeri’s nacks in his arms♦ You two are getting alone! ♦smiley smile♦
Granuaile: ♦grins and tosses flowers♦ I’m so proud!
Lucas: ♦blinks and nods slowly♦ I guess…?
Azeri: [I WILL KILL THIS SHEM] Y-Yes…we…are….
Arellen: You did a good job trai— taking care of Azeri, Granuaile!
Azeri: What was that?
Arellen: ♦pinches Azeri’s cheek♦
Lucas: ♦nods♦
Granuaile: Of course! ♦flashes a scheming smile at Arellen and winks at him♦ I made sure to take good care of him.
Lucas: ♦tries not to laugh and hugs Gran♦ Good job.
Azeri: ♦pouts and sulks like a wet kitty♦
Granuaile: ♦hugs Lucas back♦ We’re one happy family now!
Right, fenorain?
Arellen: ♦drags Azeri into a group hug with the other two, purposely putting Azeri between him and Lucas♦
Azeri: ♦cheek squishes against Lucas♦ Y-Yes, gaildahlas.
Granuaile: ♦pulls away♦ Now that you both have come back, we should celebrate.
Lucas: ♦laughs♦ What do you have in mind?
Granuaile: [Flowers… Flower crowns… Dancing hallas… I.. umm…] Well, I’m not sure… Fenorain, do you have any ideas?
Azeri: [Killing shem…spitting on shem…hissing at shem….] Uhh…we could…stroll along the shore.
Arellen: Oh…perhaps…♦brings out a bottle of alcohol, grinning♦
Granuaile: ♦eyes widen♦ Where did you get that, Arellen?
Lucas: ♦quirks an eyebrow♦ You’ve been carrying that around?
Arellen: It’s a tradition among the wardens to pour various spirits into one container and have the new recruits drink it all!
Granuaile: Oh, that sounds great! But we’re not…recruits. We should celebrate Azeri’s friendship with Lucas!
Azeri: What.
Arellen: Excellent idea! ♦shoves the bottle down his throat♦
Azeri: MMMPPHHHHH— [ARELLEN WHY]
Granuaile: ♦is VERY happy♦
Lucas: ♦trying not to laugh♦
Arellen: ♦waits excitedly as Azeri finishes the last drop♦
Azeri: UGH…that tasted terrible! Leave it to shems to have such strange customs…Creators…is it hot in here? ♦pulls shirt collar♦
Lucas: ♦leans on Arellen and whispers♦ You do have the best ideas. ♦laughs♦
Arellen: How are you feeling, Azeri? ♦mischievous grin♦
Granuaile: Are you alright, Azeri? ♦grabs his hand♦
Azeri: I feel…I feel…By the Dread Wolf! It’s too hot in here! ♦laughs goofily as he starts to remove his clothes♦
Granuaile: ♦looks at Arellen and Lucas♦ Oh look, he’s happy! He’s laughing!
Lucas: ♦stares♦ Uh Arellen…
Arellen: WOAH NOW, da’len! Maybe you should wait until we are behind closed doors!
Lucas: Or with Gran perhaps… alone.
Granuaile: Hmm?
Azeri: Wait? It’s too hot, how can I wait! ♦removes his smallclothes and throws them over his shoulder, they land directly in Kayan’s mouth♦
Lucas: ♦covers eyes♦ MAKER.
Granuaile: Oh, Kayan, you’re here too!
Lucas: …Kayan? What are you doing sleeping here?
Arellen: Azeri…you’ve…grown quite a lot…
Kayan: ♦Gags out small clothes♦……..Yes, but apparently in the wrong time. ♦Glares at Azeri♦
Lucas: ♦covers Arellen’s eyes♦
Azeri: ♦starts walking around, yelling about shemlen♦
Kayan: ♦Turns to Lukey♦ Salvadore kicked me out, but hey, it’s better than his stables.
Granuaile: ♦pulls Azeri by the arm♦ What did you say about shemlen…?
Azeri: ♦laughs loudly♦ I said shemlen are…shemlen are…..what are shemlen again?
Granuaile: (Can Azeri always be drunk now HAHAHA)
Arellen: …hmm…maybe that mixture was a little too stronng, vhenan.
Fen’Harel: i have to go to work tmrw so i’ll sleep na
so tired X_X
Kayan: And at least, that thing is gone now. So, I don’t have to worry about someone…groping me during the night.
(Nights Ate ;A;)
Lucas: Perhaps
Granuaile: (goodnight ; 3; )
Arellen: (goodnight, wolfy! Dream of Dappy Dopey Memorial OuO)
Fen’Harel: demmit no thx
Lucas: Did you know this would happen? ♦squints at Arellen♦
Granuaile: (Ashara is celebrating with mean girls)
Fen’Harel: uwu yes
Kayan: Um…what are you guys doing here?
Arellen: To be honest, I had no idea what was going to happen. ♦dumb smile♦
Granuaile: ♦lightly slaps Azeri♦
Lucas: ♦sighs and kisses on the cheek♦ I believe you
Granuaile: (LURELLEN ; 3; )
Kayan: (Cute ;u;)
Lucas: (lmao Lucas is like the jealous girlfriend)
Arellen: Ahh, were you worried that I would take advantage of my drunken clanmate…I would only take advantage of you, vhenan. ♦winks♦
Granuaile: ♦pretends she doesn’t hear that♦
Azeri: ♦laughs at the slap and slings arm around Kayan♦ We’re drinking! HERE. Have SOME. ♦shoves the rest of the bottle down Kayan’s mouth♦
Lucas: ♦blushes and mutters♦ s-stupid
(WOW AZERI)
Granuaile: (CAN IHRLIE without Cy also make a cameo here)
Fenorain….
Kayan: ♦His face gets red as Azeri shoves the drink down his mouth♦ Hehe…..
Lucas: (brb will just fix the bed sheets for Iya)
Arellen: (princess iya)
Kayan: You know ♦Hiccups♦…
I haven’t drank in awhile.
Granuaile: ♦slowly tilts head and looks at Arellen with concern♦ What…did you do?
Kayan: But I think I need one afterall all that happened.
♦Starts to whimper♦ Ihrlie….
Azeri: ♦scowls and gives Kayan MORE when he looks mopey♦ Neither have I! ♦he and Kayan start skipping down the beach, singing loudly♦
Ihrlie: (oop is that my cue ldkhgdfhk)
Granuaile: (IHRLIE ENTER)
Kayan: (Brb helping Kari and Ate)
Cyrus: Kayan! Kayan! Ihrlie’s finally awake! ♦runs down the beach♦
Granuaile: ♦watches Azeri and Kayan♦ I didn’t think they’d get along so well… ♦stands next to Arellen♦
Arellen: Oh…I may have forgotten that our Grey Warden stamina makes us more immune to these effects, drinking that much…
Lucas: (back!)
Granuaile: Should we leave them, then?…
(Welcome back lukeyyy)
Cyrus: (where did ihrlie go)
Kayan: (Backk)
Granuaile: ♦spots Ihrlie from a distance♦ Ihrlie?
Lucas: Arellen… ♦frowns♦
Ihrlie: walks towards the shore
(OHFUCK ASTERISKS)
Arellen: I got used to having such stamina, it slipped my mind…
Ihrlie: ♦walks towards the shore♦
Kayan: ♦Quickly turns around and shoves Azeri’s arm away, pushing him to the ground♦ IHRLIEEEEEE! ♦Runs to Ihrlie while grinning in a goofy way♦
Cyrus: Kayan…? ♦tilts head to side like a confused dog♦ He looks different.
Granuaile: You’re finally awake! ♦looks towards Azeri’s direction♦ Fenorain COVER YOURSELF UP.
Ihrlie: ♦is slightly freaked out by Kayan’s drinkenness and starts to retreat♦
Azeri: ♦lies down on the sand to cover his dreadnaught♦
Kayan: Don’t go Ihrlie! ♦hiccups♦
I want to hug youuuu.
Lucas: ♦stands next to Arellen and looks at the discarded bottle♦ Maker Arellen, this is some of the REALLY good stuff
Ihrlie: What’s happening, Cy? :<
Kayan: ♦Giggles and squeezes Ihrlie♦
You haven’t been awake for DAYSSSS. ♦Starts to cry♦
And it’s all my faulttttt.
Granuaile: ♦takes off her scarf and wraps it around Azeri..♦ There you go.
Cyrus: ♦nose scrunches up♦ I know this smell…he’s drunk!
Ihrlie: ♦is squeeshed by Kayan♦
I’ve missed you, too. ♦pats his back♦
Kayan: ♦Strokes hair♦
My precious Ihrlie….You don’t deserve this. ♦Wails♦
Arellen: I wish I could’ve seen you get drunk, vhenan.
Kayan: I’M THE WORSE FATHER EVER. ♦Hicuups♦
Cyrus: ♦tries to help Ihrlie comfort Kayan but gets slapped away♦ 8<
Lucas: ♦blushes♦ It’s not pretty I promise…. But I don’t think I get like this ♦looks at Kayan and Azeri♦
(Hint: SUPER LANDI)
Kayan: ♦Ugly sobs on Ihrlie♦
Granuaile: ♦mumbles♦ Arellen would like that though…
Arellen: (ARELLEN GREATLY APPROVES)
Kayan: IHRLIEEEEEE.
Arellen: (HAHAHA GRAN READ MUH MIND)
Granuaile: (HURRHURR)
Kayan: (Hehehe Arellen x))
Arellen: You, not pretty, vhenan? Never!
Lucas: ♦pats Gran’s head while confused♦
Hahahaha ♦clears throat♦
Granuaile: ♦smiles at Lucas♦
The Maker (GM): (DIS SO DERPY GUYS WTF HAPPEN HAHA)
Kayan: ♦Turns to Cy while still clinging to Ihrlie♦ Cyrus, my boy! Tell her that I’m the worse father everrr.
Lucas: (I dont really know anymore…)
Granuaile: (I expected a drama Cyrlie moment… but this happened..)
Kayan: (^SAME)
The Maker (GM): (we can have a drama Cyrlie moment after when they’re alone and kayan is SOBER)
Lucas: (I did also tbh)
The Maker (GM): Oh, but better if Lurellen are there cause warden ihrlie
Granuaile: (yeah and Gran has to leave to meet Elliott)
(OO NGA)
(GRAN CAN TELL THEM SHE A WARDEN NOW)
The Maker (GM): They know
Lukey was there
“Lukey”
It was me. XD;;
Granuaile: (OH RIGHT)
(I thought he was KO’d lel i forgot)
The Maker (GM): I had to wake him up cause we needed a warden to do the Joining. >→
Kayan: ♦Cy just stares at Kayan, oblivious of what to do next. Kayan gets impatient and starts to get angry♦ DO IT CYRUS. TELL HERRRR.
Granuaile: (Right, right…..)
(KAYAN PLS)
Kayan: (His tolerance is so low….We should do a tolerance chart! 8D)
♦passes out♦
The Maker (GM): Ashara is top of the chart. dat alcoholism
Granuaile: (LOL)
Kayan: ♦Beings to constantly poke Cy’s cheek♦ Do it. Do it. Do it. Do it.
(Ves & Ashara)
The Maker (GM): I KO’d Kayan muna. I need to fix this. >_>
Kayan: (Oops. Sorry about that)
Granuaile: ♦stares at the two drunken bodies on the shore♦
Cyrus: K-Kayan! ♦carries his prone form like a baby♦ We should bring him back to the ship, Ihrlie. Jerome has been worried.
Kayan: (Jerome bb)
Arellen: Vhenan and I will accompany you. We need to discuss Ihrlie’s new condition with you.
Ihrlie: ♦nods and helps Cy carry Kayan♦
Granuaile: Can you take fenorain with you too?
♦points at Azeri, who is still giggling♦
Arellen: Not a problem! ♦carries Azeri, while Lukey grunts and picks up his clothes♦
The Maker (GM): THAR. Now Gran goes off to be with Elliott. Do we do Gay fam muna or Grelliott?
Granuaile: (Gay fam muna)
Kayan: (Mkk. Does jerome ever ask where Kayan went to tho?)
Granuaile: (He would ask about what Gran told him)
Kayan: (Oh man. The drama begins)
The Maker (GM): HUHU…but Ihrlie na muna
Kayan: (Yuh!)
Cyrus: ♦closes the door behind him while Kayan snores on the bed♦ Ihrlie…how do you…feel?
♦cups her face with his hand♦
Ihrlie: ♦touches his hand on her face♦ I feel strange. How did I pull through, Cy?
Cyrus: Your body couldn’t take the Joining…but Vita helped you through it. ♦tries to smile to reassure her♦
Ihrlie: Vita? ♦worried♦ Is she alright?
Cyrus: She’s fine. I’m worried about you, Ihrlie…you’re…a Grey Warden now.
Ihrlie: ♦anxious stare♦ What does it mean? Will I have to change?
I know it means whatever is inside me isn’t completely gone.
Cyrus: I…I don’t really know what that means. But they do. ♦looks at Lurellen♦
Ihrlie: ♦looks at them as well♦
Cy…will I be okay?
The Maker (GM): (psst lukey luke)
Cyrus: You’ll always be okay, Ihrlie…and if you’re not…i’ll do everything to make it okay. ♦they hold hands while waiting for the wardens to explain♦
Ihrlie: (Q^Q)
Lucas: Well… taking in the taint isn’t something that one decides on lightly. Your blood becomes infected and it’s either your body accepts it or you become one of the darkspawn.
From what I’ve heard, it started to go wrong until Vita did something. Now I’m not too sure what this means. To be honest, there aren’t a lot of cases or any for that matter where this happens.
Normally you’d be able to sense darkspawn… and perhaps even hear them but I can’t say now what is different
Arellen: From what I heard, Vita used blood magic to help your body accept the Taint and become one of us. The Joining is essentially blood magic, so you shouldn’t be any different from us. ♦smiles at Ihrlie, in an attempt to make her feel at ease♦ But the worst is over. When I became a warden, ma vhenan said that it is not easy, but with him around…it become much easier knowing that someone is there to hold you when the nightmares come.
Cyrus: Nightmares?
Ihrlie: ♦huddles closer to Cy♦
Lucas: (lel I thought something was different about her joining but it’s the same pala hahaha sorry)
Arellen: (HUHU CUTIES)
Kayan: (Lukey pls. You’re the commander )
Lucas: (I was gone for most of this remember D: )
(all I heard was blood magic and Joining)
Arellen: (it’s fine. XD Lukey never liekd bloood magic anyway. >o> )
Lucas: (yay thank u)
Well yes… the nightmares are quite vivid and the time it starts varies
Andruil: ♦hugs Ihrlie♦ She’s only 16…. ; n ;
Lucas: You see, since we are so connected to the darkspawn, we see them so much clearer… as if we are the darkspawn. I’ve heard from other wardens that during the blight they’ve seen the face of the Archdemon itself.
Ihrlie: ♦frowns and looks at Cy, who’s equally worried♦
Arellen: (AUGH WHY IS MY KOKORO HURTING. GREY WARDEN BABIES. ♦holds Ihrlie and Lurellen to my bosom♦)
Lucas: (Basically, it sucks to be a warden tbh)
Andruil: HUHUHUHu mine too ;n;
Cyrus: Is…there…is there anyway to get around this?
Lucas: ♦sighs♦ If there is, it is one that we do not know. Normally… when the dreams become so bad, wardens enter the deep roads… ♦pauses and looks at Arellen and then Ihrlie and Cyrus♦ where they fight the darkspawn one last time as a final goodbye.
The time is never set. It may be 10, 20, or even 30 if you are lucky.
10, 20 or 30 years
Arellen: As your Taint progresses, you will hear the song of the Old Gods reaching out from the depths of the ground….and you go off on your Calling. You begin to become one of them, so the best way to go…is to go fighting. ♦leans his head against Lucas’ shoulder♦
Andruil: (MY HEART)
Ihrlie: ♦leans her head on Cyrus’ shoulder as well, trying to keep from crying♦
Andruil: ♦SCRATCHES AT THE PLACEMATS ON THE DINING TABLE♦
Lucas: ♦swallows and holds Arellen’s hand♦
This is our price for our calling
Arellen: (AYOKO NA ANG SAKIT)
Lucas: (SHET WHY DOES THIS ALWAYS HAPPEN)
Andruil: (MY LURELLEN AND CYRLIE FEELS
IT HURTS
Lucas: I’m sorry Ihrlie
Ihrlie: ♦Junior approaches Ihrlie’s feet and whines before curling up next to her♦
Lucas: And I’m sorry also Cyrus
Andruil: JUNIOR
Arellen: ♦whispers♦ And even then, I do not regret choosing this for you, ma vhenan. ♦squeezes his hand♦
Andruil: ANO BUHHHH cries cries cries buckets of tears and rivers
Cyrus: I’m…also sorry, Ihrlie…I should never have let this happen to you… ♦in his mind flashes the image of Ihrlie going off on her Calling, looking over her shoulder once at Cy and smiling before she vanishes from his sight forever and he knows he cannot follow♦
Lucas: ♦a single tear falls down his face♦ Oh Arellen ♦puts hand on his face♦ This I never asked for you and this is what I never wanted for you
♦whispers♦ but thank you
Ihrlie: (OKAY WOW THAT HURT)
Cyrus: (WHY MUST YUO ALL HURT THE MAKER)
Andruil: flips everything
flips desk
Lucas: (ARGHHHH)
Ihrlie: (DAMMIT MAKER NOW I HAVE THAT IMAGE IN MY HEAD NOW)
Andruil: flips notebooks
im crying na
Kayan: (Wow. My heart hurts na. You guyssss, why q____q)
(♦Swims in the sea of my own tears♦)
Arellen: Thank you also for allowing me to die by you…but before that happens, I promise I will live by you as well. ♦tugs Lucas♦ We should leave them alone, vhenan. They need to talk…♦shakes his head sadly♦ Ihrlie is so young…
Ihrlie: (;____________________;)
Andruil: my kokoro ;;
Lucas: I know ♦sighs and looks at Ihrlie♦ Please do not hesitate to come find us if there is anything else we can do for you ♦clings to Arellen and leaves♦
Cyrus: Ihrlie…♦takes both her hands in his; she’s surprised by how child-like they are though they completely engulf hers because he is shaking uncontrollably♦ Because I failed you…you’re going somewhere…where I can’t follow…no, no…even if I’m not a warden, I’d follow you into the Deep Roads…it’s not fair, Ihrlie. Right when I could hold you again…the world keeps trying to keep me from you.
Ihrlie: (CRYING)
Andruil: (ANO BA)
The Maker (GM): TEARS FOR LUNCH
Dirthamen: IYAK
Ihrlie: (EVIL MAKER)
Kayan: (Add tears to popcorn Q
Q)
Dirthamen: MAKER WHYYY
Andruil: TEAR SOUP
The Maker (GM): ♦slurping noises while i cry as well♦
Andruil: ♦shoots and arrow at a bear to feel better♦
*an arrow
Ihrlie: ♦grips Cy’s hands as well♦ I know. And I can’t ask you to follow me, Cy. I wouldn’t dream of doing it.
Dirthamen: (SHET WHY)
Cyrus: You don’t have to even ask, Ihrlie…I’d follow you to the end of the world, just to be with you.
Andruil: PUTANGINA
Ihrlie: (NO OMG YOU IDIOT DON’T DO IT)
Andruil: MIERDE
Dirthamen: (SHET NOT AGAIN)
MY HEART CANNOT TAKE IT
The Maker (GM): (CY DONT BE STUPID)
Andruil: HIJO DE PUTA CHINGA TU MADRE
Q A Q
Dirthamen: IT’S 50-50!!!!!!
Andruil: QUE MALO
Dirthamen: ARELLEN ALMOST DIED ABFIUEBFNIURVIURGBWJENFOWE
(To Ihrlie): omg they don’t know cy can’t fail HAHAHA
The Maker (GM): IHRLIE WAS CLOSER TO DEATH. gay parents stop ur dumb son from being dumb
(From Ihrlie): i have an idea tho
Dirthamen: KAYAAAAN
Andruil: JEROMEEE
Kayan: (HURR DURR)
Jerome: (zzzzzz tulog na me)
(From Ihrlie): what if he DOES try, but he doesn’t know he can’t fail, so he anguishedly tries and tries again but to no avail?
Andruil: JEROME PLS
Kayan: (Kayan could always throw a knife??? 8’D)
(It worked the first time!)
Ihrlie: ♦shakes her head and presses her fingers against his lips, as if to silence such a suggestion♦ No, Cyrus. I’m serious. Don’t follow, for my sake.
(To Ihrlie): He can’t fail. XD;; I mean, he can’t DIE cause stats-wise his Con is too high to fail the roll so if he wants, he’ll instantly be a warden. He’s not immune to the Taint, no one is.
Ihrlie: I’m just… I’m glad, at least, because I know you’ll be with me until the end.
Not even the Taint has changed that fact.
(From Ihrlie): ohhhh ; 3;
Cyrus: But, Ihrlie…what am I supposed to do without you? If you’re gone…how am I supposed to live without you? I still remember when I saw you on Phaedra’s ship…just one look and I knew that there was something special about you. I can’t… ♦he holds her so tightly, he’s practiacally lifting her off her feet♦ Without you, I’d still be with Euresyne. You’ve made my life so much better…how am I supposed to live without that?
Ihrlie: (GODDAMNIT :(((((( )
Andruil: let me just burn myself with a lighter
q A q
Dirthamen: ; A ;
Ihrlie: ♦closes her eyes and quietly sobs against Cyrus’ chest♦
The Maker (GM): (GAY DADS PLS)
Ihrlie: [I’m afraid you’ll just have to find a way…]
Kayan: (GAY DADS ARE TULOG)
Dirthamen: DANG IT KAYAN
The Maker (GM): Okay, change scene muna. XD
Andruil: i’m crying
Kayan: (Ay. Kayan cannot just conveniently wake up when Cyrlie is having their moment. He too drunk)
The Maker (GM): That night, Ihrlie asks Cyrus to sleep next to her, because the young lover birds cannot bear to be apart. However, the nightmares come…
Kayan: (Cyrlie and Lurellen feels)
Andruil: it’s night time pa ashslafh
ANO BAAAAAAAAAAAA
Kayan: (NOOOO)
Andruil: NIGHTMARES NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Kayan: (MAKER)
Andruil: ♦shoots arrow at maker♦
Andraste: ♦hits maker with sandal♦
Dirthamen: SHET
(From Ihrlie): WHAT DO I DO D8
Dirthamen: ♦Smites the Maker♦
Ihrlie: ♦snores lightly nextto Cy♦
Andruil: maker dc’d
Ihrlie: (her net died daw :< she’s restarting)
Dirthamen: Still here XD
The Maker (GM): WHOOPS DC
Cyrus: Zzzzz
♦scratches belly♦
Andruil: cyrlie pls
Ihrlie: rolling 3d6 + 3
(
4
+
3
+
5
)3
= 15
(:<)>
Granuaile: (I LOVE U 2)
(GRAN
LUKEY BFFRIENDSHIP)
Dirthamen: Yeaaaaaaaaah
Elliott: I don’t think you can make me happy. Not without hurting Azeri…it’s funny. I want this pain almost…because…♦blindly traces her face with his hand and leans it against her cheek♦ This pain reminds me that I still have a place in your heart.
(now KISS)
Dirthamen: (GO GRAN GO)
Granuaile: (I’m sorry, I’ll have to hurt Elliott.)
Elliott: (the convo was going the friendzone way na, you can just reinforce it. XD)
Dirthamen: (Okay :< )
Granuaile: ♦places her hand on his♦ I really wish… you didn’t have to be in pain. I love you so much as a friend, Elliott. And I will always, always be here for you, and take care of you. ♦cries again♦
Elliott: ♦nods, but he doesn’t speak, doesn’t know what to say without just breaking down and he leans his forehead against hers♦
Granuaile: I want you to join us, Elliott. I would gladly take on the responsibility of caring for you. ♦places her hands on his cheeks and kisses him on the forehead♦
(I’M SORRY)
Elliott: (N-No…i-it’s o-okay…♦single manry tear♦)
Kayan: (Poly?)
Granuaile: (No poly. ;u; Gran is just dense and doesn’t know that her actions are hurting him)
Kayan: (Wawa Elliot, but that’s sweet that Gran is inviting him to join the family uwu)
The Maker (GM): Roll Comm (Persuasion) TN 20
Granuaile: (are you fucking)
Kayan: (Omg. That is high)
(Does Gran get extra for friendship points?)
The Maker (GM): 3
Granuaile: rolling 3d6
10
(
5
+
4
+
4
)+10
= 23
The Maker (GM): PAKSHET
Granuaile: (WELL)
Kayan: (Perfectoo~)
Granuaile: (DIDNT EVEN NEED THE +3)
Kayan: (Meant to be)
Elliott: ♦nods♦ Alright, Granuaile…i’ll leave The Corial Order for you.
The Maker (GM): congrats…
Granuaile: (THE POWER OF LOVE)
The Maker (GM): DEMMIT
I DID NOT PLAN DIS
HOW DARE
Granuaile: (TAKE DAT MAKER)
The Maker (GM): SO AWK WITH AZERI THO
AZERI BEHAVE
Kayan: (The family should help Elliot find him a lover ;_;)
The Maker (GM): DONT U DARE BULLY ELLIOTT
Azeri: (♦hisses♦)
Granuaile: (GRAN WILL FUCKING BEAT UP AZERI IF HE DOES)
♦smiles♦ Thank you, Elliott… Though I’m sure the Corial Order will hunt me down again if they find out I asked you to… ♦hugs him and looks up; the night sky is filled with stars and the galaxy formations can be seen♦ The sky is so beautiful…
Elliott: ♦smiles as well and finally hugs her back too♦ i wish I could see it with you.
Granuaile: ♦pulls away from the hug and takes his hands♦ I will get your eyes cured so that you would be able to see it with me. I swear it.
The Maker (GM): Kayan wakes up, his head throbbing and he finds Jerome having fallen sleep on the armchair next to his bed, a book about Orlesian engineering on his lap.
Kayan: (God. Maker why)
Andruil: Let me just cry as I listen to this music.
Kayan: ♦Kayan fondly smile at Jerome, and he slowly gets out of his bed. He places both hands on each arm and leans to kiss Jerome’s forehead, waking him up♦
Jerome: Kayan, you are finally awake. How is your head? Cyrus told me that you were quite drunk because of Warden Lucas’ friend. ♦leans forward and kisses Kayan lightly on the lips♦ You were gone for awhile…♦thumbs the edges of his book♦
Kayan: ♦Nervously chuckles♦ Huh, I must have embarrassed you greatly when Cyrus told you. I promise I won’t make myself look like a fool again. ♦He smiles at Jerome, but quickly afterwards, his face turns to a look of concern. He stands upright and walks back to the bed, resting his head against his hand.♦
I was, and I apologize for worrying you. I never told you that this was my childhood home, so I walked around to remember…. ♦Kayan bites his lips and feel anxiety rising to his chest♦
Jerome: (OWCH it hurts na…bakit baket bri)
Kayan: (My turn to give the pain)
Jerome: I understand that…you wanted to remember a few things…♦tightens his grip on his book and holds it close to his chest♦ Granuiale told me you met someone named Jahel and that you knew him from the past. You never told me about your like before the Black Fox Rings brought us together…who is he to you?
Kayan: ……………. ♦Kayan nervously fumbles with his fingers, and looks down on the floor, afraid to see Jerome’s face♦
H-he helped me escape slavery when I was seventeen…
I never expected to see him again, and I don’t want my past to interfere with my life now, so I never told you…
Jerome: ♦sighs, almost relieved and moves over to sit on the bed next to Kayan♦ You never have to worry about that, Kayan. What matters now is the present…and you no longer feel that way about him do you? ♦Kayan’s eyes are full of guilty and sadness when he turns away♦ You…♦Jerome’s face falls♦ You actually still have the same feelings for this Jahel? ♦Kayan can hear the betrayal in his voice♦ And then, you were gone for an entire day…with him and meet Ihrlie when she finally woke up, after days, drunk…Kayan, what did he do to you? ♦Jerome despertaely wants to blame it on this Jahel, because he cannot, in his heart, want to blame Kayan♦
Andruil: Yup, dying now.
Kayan: ♦Still looks away at Jerome, but his voice begins to tremble♦ N-nothing. None of this was his fault….
♦Turns to look at Jerome, but gives a strained smile♦
Let’s forget about this, ok? What matters is that I’m here with you now. ♦He slowly tries to slide his hand over Jerome’s, but Jerome quickly takes his hand away♦
Jerome: (YOWCH BAD MOVE KAYAN OMG )
Kayan: (DRAMA TIME)
Jerome: No, the past remains in the past because it is over, bu clearly whatever if between you and this Jahel…it persists…Kayan, tell me you do not love him. Please. I must hear this from you and we can pretend that this never happend. Kayan, please…say it.
Kayan: I love you Jerome….
♦His hand balls into a fist and eyes squints as he tries to hold back his tears♦
But saying that I don’t love Jahel…. would be a lie.
Andruil: ♦hisses♦
Jerome: ♦his lips tremble as he stands up and backs away from Kayan♦ How could you, Kayan? What we have now is a family. I waited six years for you and when you finally accepted me, I was the happiest man in Thedas…but now it only hurts more to know that you cannot let go of this man even when you know that we need you. Our family is nothing without you. You must let him go Kayan. For me and for all of us.
Kayan: ♦Kayan stands up and slowly walks to Jerome, but Jerome backs away, pushing him closer and closer to the wall♦
I know that, Jerome, and I wouldn’t have a family if it wasn’t for you.
Yet, I cannot simply let go of Jahel, because without him, I would not even be here, right in front of you…
Besides, how am I suppose to protect the family if I can’t even save Ihrlie from the taint? I-I don’t even know if I can save Vita from her curse anymore… ♦Kayan bites his lips hard, trying as much as he can do to not cry♦
Jerome: You think I do not feel the same sort of failure? You can at least fight to protect them. I do nothing but sit here and wait for you all to return. ♦looks down, sadly♦ Perhaps we were never meant to be a family at all…look at how we’ve failed them. Ihrlie has the Taint and Vita keeps resorting to blood magic! We taught her not to, but we keep pushing her into these situations that force her to use it. Bogart Berbreaker may have been right about there being no hope for Vita…♦he looks desperate♦ Perhaps we should have placed her in a Circle for her own protection. Perhaps she would be safer or better off if she were Tranqui— ♦Jerome’s eyes widen in shock when Kayan slaps him♦
Kayan: ♦Jerome rubs his cheek, stinging and red from the slap, and glances at Kayan, whose eyes glare at his♦
Don’t. You. Ever. Say. That.
Haven’t you seen what happened to Vesperus. As much as I hate him, even I think that is a fate too cruel to give to anyone, especially not Vita.
Yes. I am a failure, but I will do whatever it takes to not resort to that path. She does not deserve to live as a mindless, emotionless tool. I already murdered her father, and I don’t want to do the same for her. ♦His tears finally fall down♦
♦His legs grow weak and he collapses on the floor. He rubs his eyes with his fist, making himself look like a child♦
Kayan: H-how can you say that about Vita? She’s so precious, and she already has suffered enough. Feeling nothing at all is worse than death.
Jerome, how could you…
Jerome: Kayan…if the choice is between death and that, what is the better alternative? I do not want her to die. ♦his tears begin to fall as well♦ Do not begin to judge me, when you were the one who sought out a man you still had feelings for, spent an entire day alone with him. What do you expect me to think about you? And even now….now, you cannot deny that you love him…I love you more than anything in the world, Kayan, but it appears that you do not feel the same. We are both failures. This entire family may have been doomed for the start…perhaps they would be better without us…how can they be safe and happy, when all this time, you still loved someone else?
Andruil: No. Please no. Fuck.
Kayan: ♦Shakes head♦
You were with me for six years, but you do not know anything about me.
Don’t blame Jahel for the destruction of our family. We only have ourselves to blame.
♦His voice cracks♦
….T-the reason why he left me in the first place was that I was not any good. Everything I did and do turns into a failure…
Kayan: And I won’t be surprised if….our relationship becomes a failure too.
Andruil: NO
Jerome: Leave, Kayan, please. Go and be with your Jahel. ♦his voice is hard with anger and hurt♦ When you return, I will no longer be here.
It would be best this way…best for you, so you can be free to be with someone you love. Best for the family so they will not reply on two people whose relationship is besieged with doubt. Best for me…so that I no longer give all of my heart for someone who can only give me half. ♦turns away to Kayan♦
Go! Please! I did not lie when I said I loved nothing more than you, so I am setting you free from me.
Jerome: ♦Kayan storms out the room and down the hallway and he catches sight of Vita who immediately looks nervous and fidgety; she tries to feign surprise at seeing Kayan’s tears♦
Vita: K-Kayan! W-What’s wrong? ♦even Kayan can tell that she heard everything♦
Kayan: ♦Stutters and shakes♦
I-I….
♦He’s at lost of words, so he just squeezes Vita tight♦
Don’t worry Vita. I won’t let Iona or Euresyne take you away. J-just leave everything to me, alright? ♦Strokes Vita’s hair, but Vita feels his tears falling on her head♦
Vita: Kayan…♦she clings to him as well, not sure what to say, but thankful that he was the one person who never abandoned her♦ and that makes her hold onto him tighter
*tears on her chest
Kayan: ♦Whispers♦
I know I was not good enough for Jahel, Jerome….But whatever happens, I will never abandon you.
Fen’Harel: AWUWUWUWUWUWU
Andruil: Hallo.
The Maker (GM): throws a Scooby snack off a cliff for Wolfy
Dirthamen: :D
The Maker (GM): facking asterisk. XD
Fen’Harel: LELELELELELLE
The Maker (GM): After the fight, Vita and Kayan walk along the shore of Llomeryn…
Kayan: (Just tell me when I can go, Maker ;u;)
Vita: (you wanna start ba?XD)
Kayan: (Err, if you don’t have anything to say. I’m fine with whateva)
Vita: ♦picks up a shell and hands it to Kayan♦ How are you, Kayan? ♦fidgets, worried for him♦
Kayan: ♦Smiles when she gives him the shell♦ You don’t have to worry about me Vita. I’m more worried about you… How are you doing so far?
Vita: ♦furrows her brow in concentration♦ I think I’m fine! I’m more worried about and and Jerome fighting and everyone going their separate ways…♦rubs her arm♦
Fen’Harel: FIGHT FOR UR LUV KAYAN
FUCK BAGEL
not… literally
Vita: (HEHEHEHE.;D ;D)
Kayan: (Omg Ate xD)
Fen’Harel: no maker no
Andruil: FIGHT FOR THAT KAYROME LOVE
no 2 bagel
Dirthamen: KAYAN PLS
The Maker (GM): But bagels and chocolate are so good together mmmm
Dirthamen: NOOOOHHH
The Maker (GM): The Sneez’s ghost approves all the chocobutt
Kayan: We’re not going to break apart Vita. This family will stick together, and I will do everything in my power to make sure it will. So, no more worrying…Promise? ♦Gives out pinky finger♦
(Maker has a good point there x))
The Maker (GM): (NYEHEHE. ♦high-5s muh bride♦)
Kayan: (Carissa and Ate are giving me looks. Ganging up on meeeeeh >8[[ )
(HIgh-5s huhuhuhu)
Dirthamen: ♦disapproves♦
Fen’Harel: everytime u ship kayhel, sneezius’ ghost is fapping
Vita: ♦nods and takes his pinky finger♦ That’s a promise, Kayan, but…♦doesn’t let his pinky go♦ you also promise me that includes you. Nothing bad happens to you too cause without you, our family wouldn’t be here.
The Maker (GM): Speaking of Sneez, are you seriously gonna kill Bash today?
Fen’Harel: i kind of like bash
Kayan: (Aww Vita bb ;u;)
(Bash is scurry, but err)
(Up to you amigas)
The Maker (GM): LEL, you do?! I know Sara wants him dead cause of Bahiott
Kayan is her fave parent…sorry strawberry
Andruil: I AM SAVING MY ELLIOTT BB
I DO NOT APPROVE OF BASH DESECRATING MY BB
Fen’Harel: LMAO oo nga, bashiott D8 D8
Kayan: ♦Frowns a little♦ Well…. You, Cy, and Ihrlie are my first priorities, so if it comes to sacrificing me to save you three, I would not hesitate to give up my life.
But hey, let’s think about something else. Enough about me. There’s something I want to talk about. It’s about your mom, Iona.
Vita: O-Oh…♦looks down, wiggling he feet in the sand♦ I-I didn’t get to meet my mom unlike Cy, but I saw her stuff in The Deep Roads with you. ♦bites her lips♦ I know she’s a bad person…but so am I…sometimes, I think I need to find her and just talk to her. Cy told me she wanted to use me for something but Daddy stopped her. I never knew her growing up, so a part of me wants to get to know her.
Kayan: I never met her either, so I have no right to judge, but based on what I seen and heard….You are nothing like her. Vita, you’re one of the most selfless and caring person I have ever met. You always think of others before yourself.
I understand you want to know her better, but I’m afraid of what she will do to you when she finds you.
Fen’Harel: ur moms a bitch vita
Kayan: (^ Yuh)
Vita: (Oh yeaaah, I forgot Kayan wasn’t there when Gran became Khaleesi)
Kayan: (Mhmm)
Vita: ♦frowns a bit♦ I understand what you’re saying. Besides, it’ like what Cy told me. Family isn’t but by blood but by trust and love. ♦flashes a toothy grin at Kayan♦ And you’re my family now, right? My mom was ready to give me up. At least you…even when almost no one else believes in me Kayan. ♦wipes her eyes which are getting wet♦ You never give up on me.
Kayan: (VITAAAAA Kayan’s fave child uwu)
Vita: (Kayan is Vita’s fave parent considering the drama they went through huhu)
Fen’Harel: vita is the sweetest baby… uwu
Kayan: ♦Wipes her tears away♦
I can never give up on my family. And you’re family Vita. ♦Hugs her♦
Vita: (HUHU GAY FAM FEELS)
Kayan: (Ya kno, Kayan and Vita are on the same boat! Both of their moms were willing to give them up uwu)
Vita: (wao thanks for the sad andraste)
Kayan: (Mama bear Kayan understandssss Q
Q)
Fen’Harel: ashara’s mom was gr8 but she ded
The Maker (GM): Is there any non-shitty, alive mom lol
all moms are dead….>_>
Kayan: ♦Looks up at her and gives a weary smile♦ That’s why I will never leave you. You don’t deserve to suffer anymore.
M-my mom too was willing to give me up. ♦Vita could feel tears dampening her chest as Kayan squeezes her♦ Even if your mom left you already, I don’t want your family leaving you again.
Vita: ♦startled by the hug T first but quickly returns it, squishing Kayan’s cheek against hers♦ M-Me too, Kayan! Our moms tried to give us up, but I’m never, ever giving this family away to anyone. ♦wipes her eyes and smiles at Kayan♦ I’m never going to leave you too, Kayan. Cy and I promised that we’d do everything to protect our new family. I don’t need my mom to do that when I have you and Cy and the others.
Andruil: Why are all moms dead
So sad
Kayan: (Idk where Kayan’s mom is, but all the good ones are dead 8<)>u>;;)
The Maker (GM): Mean Girls are too busy partying to hiss at him lol
Kayan: (Ooh, does Kayan and Vita have max friendship na? >u<)>u<
Mean Girls pls…Androoeel, u there?XD
The rain’s so strong here
Kayan: (Yayyyy. Gracias~)
(♦Pats♦ Stay warm ;A;)
Fen’Harel: i can go muna~
The Maker (GM): Okay, can someone message Androoeel in case lang? My chrome is lagging save for dis window. =3=
Kayan: (Maybe she’s getting food o3o)
(I think she’s afk. Just messaged her 3)
Andruil: OMG SORRY
I WAS PLAYING DA2
orz
The Maker (GM): LEL.
Fen’Harel: HI ANDROOEL
Kayan: (HELLOOOOO 8D)
Fen’Harel: u can go muna xD
Andruil: okay
wait i’ll exit the game
The Maker (GM): Unless ur busy with dat broddu butt
Andruil: im in act 3 na ;A;
The Maker (GM): *broody
Kayan: (Fenris UwU)
The Maker (GM): Act 3 aka why u do dis to my kokoro biowur
Fen’Harel: good ol’ DA2 uwu
anders so shaaady
The Maker (GM): DA2 may have had recycled dungeons but I still like the writing…save for dat derpy ending
Fen’Harel: yuh lel
Andruil: OMG WHY CAN’T I SAVE/EXIT
ASFKJLHASLKFHAS
Kayan: (Ooooh, whatchu say. That you only meant well~)
wooooot
Kayan: (DA2 wants you to keep on playing o3o)
The Maker (GM): Anders wants you to collect more poop
Kayan: (Maker noooo)
Andruil: aNYWAY i’M OK
The Maker (GM): AY FACK….spoilers
Dirtymen thar?
Andruil: I spent like 15 mins trying to kill arishok
Kayan: (Yuh. She’s watching a cooking show)
Dirthamen: Yup
Watching Chopped but I’m here
Andruil: ok i saved and exit na 8D
The Maker (GM): brb, nature calls. DX Gran, can you start?XD
Granuaile: (I AM HURRR ♦THROWS FLOWERS♦ )
(what okay.)
Kayan: (♦Eats flower♦ My fave icecream is lavender. Hurrrrr)
Granuaile: ♦walks back into the ship bringing Elliott with her♦ Lucas? Are you there?
(is it night time??? dunno what time)
(Kayan pls lavender ice cream)
Andraste: (I think so…Unless Gran and Elliot slept outside under the stars before going back to the ship)
Granuaile: (LOL i don’t think Azeri would like that)
Andraste: Actually, I’m serious on that. Lavender ice cream is an actual thang >u<
Dirthamen: ♦stands up straight from where he was leaning on the railing of the ship♦ Yes, Gran? Is something wrong?
Lucas: (WHOOPS SORRY)
^That above as Lucas
Andraste: THE ELVEN GOD SPEAKS TO GRAN
Granuaile: (Wow muh elven heathen spoke to me)
Lucas: (HAHAHAHA)
Andraste: You are the chosen one Gran
Granuaile: (IS THAT U DIRTHAMEN)
Lucas: (I got distracted by the TV)
Fen’Harel: lelelelel
Granuaile: ( ♦TOUCHES HER VALLASLIN♦ IN AWE)
Dirthamen: HELLO MY CHOSEN ONE
Lucas: (Ok hahaha)
Andraste: Dirty Men: Get as much dirty men as you can find.
Granuaile: (SO DERPY)
(WOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW)
Lucas: (Andraste pls)
Andraste: Gran’s Vallasin: ♦Glows♦
Whoa! ‘O’
Granuaile: Elliott here… He said he’s leaving The Corial Order to join us. ♦brings Elliott by the arm♦ Would that be alright with you?
(YES CREATOR, I WILL BRING ALL THE DIRTY—what?!)
Andraste: (Azeri: NOOOO GRAN. Don’t listen even if the Creators say so >8’[[)
Lucas: Elliot? ♦looks startled♦ Maker, is that you? It’s been so long
Granuaile: (waits for elliott to respond)
Lucas: (Elliot…)
The Maker (GM): MAKER’S BACK
Granuaile: (But… But Dirthamen has spoken… I cannot defy the will of the Creators…)
Dirthamen: HEHEHEHEHE
Andraste: (Elliot: I-Is that you….♦Sniffs the gayness♦ Lukey? I can smell the gay)
Lucas: (ROOD)
Granuaile: (WAO)
Elliott: (ANO BUH ANDRASTE XD)
Andraste: (It’s ain’t rood if it is TRUEEEE)
Lucas: (ROOD)
Elliott: (what does gay even smell like)
Andraste: (Lukey)
Granuaile: (THEY SMELL LIKE NORMAL HUMANS)
(Like Lukey I guess)
Lucas: (U NASTY ANDRASTE)
(WHY GRAN D: )
Granuaile: (You’re a normal human)
Lucas: (Oh…thank u :"> )
Andraste: (Sneezius: ♦Smells Lukey♦ You smell nice, vanilla buttttt)
Elliott: Warden Lucas! I recognize that voice anywhere. ♦smiles♦ (so gay smells like fereldan dog?!)
Granuaile: (SNEEZIUS GO BACK 2 UR GRAVE)
Elliott: as “Jerome’s Fat Mom” NEAUX. Go awae
Granuaile: (WOW ELLIOTT)
The Maker (GM): LOLSHET
Granuaile: (HAhahahahAHAHAHHA SO DERPY)
Who…?
Andraste: ELLIOT! ROOOOD.
The Maker (GM): I forgot the slash. ANYWAY, back to the plot
Granuaile: (LOL KIDDING)
(scratch gran’s q)
Lucas: Elliot, I’ve been wondering how you’ve been doing since we parted ways ♦glances at Gran and nods♦ If what Gran says is true, then yes you are welcome to join us.
Andraste: ♦Gives thumbs up to the fat mom comment♦ Oh wait…He can’t see. ♦Awkwardly puts arms back down♦
Granuaile: (Andraste pls…… )
Lucas: I always thought it was odd that you were with the CO afterall
Elliott: (ANDRASTE ROOD)
Andraste: (8’D)
Elliott: Yes, well…it’s not all world domination and power grabbing…some of us really think that the power is a means to an end. The end being a better world. But Granuaile asked me to leave them and I believe in her more than in The Order’s ideals.
Granuaile: ( ♦blushes♦ )
Azeri: (♦hisses♦)
Granuaile: ♦smiles and takes Elliott by the hand♦ Thank you.
Lucas: Well…then I’m glad that you aren’t like them ♦pats on the arm♦ You’re welcome to come with us and… ♦pauses♦ I’m sorry about your vision. I never expected that you would be blinded on our quest. You bought us time and I owe you my deepest thanks ♦pats arm again♦
Salvadore: lucas/elliott kekekeke
Lucas: (PLS NO)
Salvadore: *(SHET)
Elliott: (IYA PLS0
Granuaile: (SALVADORE COMES OUT OF NOWHERE)
Salvadore: (that was wolfy)
Lucas: (wtf)
Andraste: Ohohohohoho.
Fen’Harel: hi
Granuaile: [Did I just hear?…Nevermind.]
(lelelel)
Andraste: Arellen won’t mind, so Lukey….>u>;;
Granuaile: (THIS FAMILY PLS)
Fen’Harel: (salvadore’s laugh isnt “kekekekeke” LEL)
Lucas: (u guys pls. Lucas wouldn’t though, he’s too loyal)
Fen’Harel: dats me. wolfyyyy
poly ;D
Andraste: Shucks. Darn with our monogamous PCs >u<
Granuaile: (Elliott is Dalish fam’s baby)
Fen’Harel: why is there no dick emoji
Granuaile: (Lurellen and Granzeri share a baby)
Fen’Harel: disappointing
Andraste: o0o
Granuaile: (sounds so weird)
Lucas: (Thank u Gran)
Granuaile: (Griffon warden campaign will have many poly)
Andraste: Elliot: Has looks of Lukey; Personality of Gran; Strength of Arellen;…..Has something of Azeri. Maybeeee.
Granuaile: (IT WORKS)
Lucas: (Aww bb)
Andraste: Oh wait! Has Dalish loving of Azeri.
Granuaile: (Azeri’s dreadnaught)
Andraste: That too x))
Granuaile: ( 8D )
Fen’Harel: OH BB
Andraste: Two giant dreadnaughts in one nasteh! What a steel deal!
Granuaile: (Gran Greatly Approves)
Elliott: No need to apologize. ♦blindly reaches out to pat Lucas and succeeds at patting him on the face♦ Oops, sorry…in any case, it’s not as if you pushed me in front of that Berezi woman. At least the rest of you reached safety.And thanks for accepting me into your family….To be honest, I feel a little like a burden now, seeing as I can’t fight anymore. ♦sighs♦
The Maker (GM): Two dreadnaughts in one hole = death
Lucas: (Maker why)
Fen’Harel: wait whose hole
Andraste: LMAO
Take turns then!
The Maker (GM): I thought Lukey
Andraste: One dreadnaught, then the next. REPEAT.
The Maker (GM): sexy
Andraste: One, two, three, four…
Granuaile: I told you, Elliott. You are not a burden… Besides. I promised you… I will bring your sight back.
Fen’Harel: sounds like anal prolapse
The Maker (GM): UGH NOT ROSEBUDDING
CRIES
Fen’Harel: HUHUHUHU
Granuaile: (omg pls)
Andraste: I LEARNED SOMETHING NEW TODAY.
Lucas: (I thought it might be theoretically possible actually… Maybe if the penis’s are small)
Fen’Harel: BRI DONT GOOGLE THAT
FUCK
The Maker (GM): NO FOR THE LOVE OF THE MAKER
Andraste: THANKS MAKER.
Granuaile: (2 DREADNAUGHTS NO)
The Maker (GM): You can if it’s not 2 DREADNAUGHTS…2 average joes or 2 Sneezes
hell, 2 sneezes is probably equivalent to 2 pinkies
Granuaile: (Gran would like 2 dreadnaughts tho. Loljk. Srs jk.)
Andraste: Huhu, ya know Gran has high standards based on the men she picked ;))))
Granuaile: (It’s the power of Dirty Men)
Lucas: Gran is right Elliot. You are not a burden and if we can do something for you about your sight, then we will ♦pats his arm♦ By the way where is my hus-I mean Arellen
Granuaile: (Dirty Men guides her)
The Maker (GM): (DLGFDNHADFHSGJ)
Andraste: Dirty Men: GO MY CHILD.
Lucas: ♦blushes and looks arouns♦
The Maker (GM): (MY HUSBAND)
Granuaile: (HUSBAND)
(DIS LURELLEN LOVE)
Andraste: HUSBANDOOOO
Fen’Harel: husbando arellen-kun
Andraste: Gay dads to granzeri + Elliot ;u;
Granuaile: And where is fenorain… ♦looks around as well♦
Andraste: Meanwhile, Elliot….All by myselfffff.
Don’t wanna be.
Granuaile: (ELLIOTT IS NOT ALONE)
(HE HAS THE LOVE OF LURELLEN AND GRANZERI)
Lucas: (AWW ELLIOT BB ;A; )
(Can you imagine if someone wants to date him? Two pairs of PARENTS)
Andraste: But a different “love”, hehe.
Granuaile: (OVERPROTECTIVE PARENTS)
Arellen: Speak of Fen’harel and he appears they say! Well, I’m not hairy enough to be a Dread Wolf, but here I am! ♦emerges from behind a rock with Azeri who is double over♦ He was expelling his breakfast and dinner after being drunk.
Lucas: Is… is he ok?
Azeri: ♦groans♦ Creators…I will never drink aain. My head hurts… ♦winces♦
Granuaile: ( ♦growls as women try to go near Elliott♦ )
Andraste: Dorfs: ♦Surrounds Elliot♦ lelelelelele.
Lucas: (swings around his staff at any suitors)
Bashius: ♦watches nearby, covered in seaweed♦
Granuaile: ♦seats Elliott down on a barrel then runs to Azeri♦ Fenorain! ♦hugs him♦ Are you alright?
Andraste: Bashius: I-I like your white skin…
Granuaile: (BASH NO)
Andraste: FRIENDZONED.
Granuaile: (DO NOT DARE.)
Lucas: (lightning crackles at the end of his staff)
(AWW GRAN)
(AWWW ELLIOT)
Andraste: All by myself~
Don’t wanna beeeee.
Granuaile: (ELLIOTT IS NEVER ALONE)
Azeri: (shet what was the term of endearment again?!)
Granuaile: (GAILDAHLAS)
Azeri: (I keep thinking it’s Ghilan
‘nain lel)
Andraste: But what if Granzeri and Lurellen want to do the nasteh? Then he’s alone! ;A;
Lucas: ♦pats Elliot on the back♦ Uh, Azeri had too much to drink I fear so…
Andruil: I will take care of Elliott. ♦eyes him♦
Andraste: Oh myyyy.
Andruil: Elven heathen wants Elliott’s booty
Andraste: Find a tree you two!
Andruil: Also Granzeri and Lurellen probably don’t do the nasteh at the same time D8
They make an agreement
LOL
Azeri: Gaildahlas…♦groans♦ I don’t know how you weren’t like this after drinking…I want to crawl into bed. ♦pouts and clings to Granuaile♦
Andruil: Someone has to take care of Elliott
Andraste: If Granzeri is not with him but Lurellen is, he knows what’s up ;))))
Elliot: ♦Sniffs♦ My sexy senses are tingling!
Arellen: ♦pats Azeri to the back, accidentally exacerbating the headache♦ You just need to learn how to hold your alcohol, da’len! ♦goes over to Lukey and kisses him♦ Vhenan! It’s been too long…half an hour in fact. ♦links their elbows and watches Azeri cling to Gran♦
Granuaile: But you just came from bed…didn’t you? ♦pets him♦ My poor fenorain… ♦kisses him on the forehead♦ We’ll go to our room in a bit, okay? Let’s just not let Elliott feel left out…
Lucas: ♦laughs♦ I see you’ve been preoccupied. Arellen, you remember Elliot? He will be joining us and Gran and Azeri
Andruil: Elliott has a Dalish fam nasteh radar
Azeri: H-Huh…? Who’s Elliott? ♦furrows brows and stares at Elliott♦ OH…♦remembers their fight from a few days ago♦ Joining us, so he left the Corial Order?
Andraste: Elliot: Okay.jpg
Granuaile: Yes. I asked him to leave The Corial Order, and he agreed. ♦smiles♦ Now he’s part of our family.
Arellen: The more the merrier! This makes you the rookie of this team, I’m afraid. But that’s okay, I’m outranked by Crocky here. ♦Crocky barks and sleeps ontop of Lukey’s feet♦
Andruil: Elliott wouldn’t be sad naman……….
Lucas: ♦picks up and coddles Crocky♦ I was wondering where you went. You shouldn’t be wandering around so much ♦makes soft cooing noises at the dog♦
Andraste: Elliot: [Even if I’m not with Gran, at least she’s happy with Azeri. Her happiness is all that matters to me :‘> ]
Azeri: ♦looks like he just swallowed a lemon but shakes his head and tries to straighten himself♦ You saved our lives before and Granuaile t-trusts you…I can live with you. [Besides, you’re blind so if you betray us, you’re no longer a threat, shem!]
Lucas: (WOW AZERI)
The Maker (GM): still h8s the shem
but gran asked him to be nice…so he’ll be nice. >
>
Andraste: Maybe one day he will learn >u>;;
Lucas: (poor bb elliot is blind pa naman… h8er Azeri)
(Whoops pala, I typed coddles but I meant CUDDLES Crocky)
Fen’Harel: azeri u try….
Andruil: wait sry i went afk
Elliott: Thank you. Whatever happens now, I’m on your side. ♦extends his hand♦
Granuaile: ♦whispers to Arellen♦ Maybe fenorain is going to start learning to like humans~
Andruil: Gran’s happiness is Elliott’s happiness
TRU LUV
Azeri: [♦internally hisses♦] ♦turns to Gran who nods♦ Alright, sh— E-Elliott. ♦twitches♦ [I don’t want Granuaile to cry ever again…even if that means having to tolerate shems.] ♦takes Elliott’s hand♦
Andraste: (Oolalalala.)
Lucas: ♦whisper to Arellen♦ I feel like I’m witnessing some growth, emma lath
Andraste: (Gay Wardens proud ;u;)
Granuaile: ♦nods♦ Oh Azeri, I’m so proud of you. You and Elliott should get along, okay. Elliott would do anything to protect me—us. ♦giggles♦
*fenorain
(lel forgot about the term of endearment for a while)
Arellen: ♦drags Gran and Lukey into a group hug with Elliott and Azeri, purposely sqiushing Azeri against Elliott♦ Azeri finally learned to love humans! It has been a long time coming. You don’t hate any humans anymore, do you, da’len? ♦waggles eyebrows while subtly glances at Gran♦
Granuaile: (everyone whispering to Arellen)
Lucas: (Arellen is clearly the head of the household…)
Granuaile: (daddy Arellen..)
Andraste: (Or mommy Arellen ;u;)
Azeri: [WHAT ARE YOU DOING, ARELLEN?!] O-Of course! If Granuaile thinks we can get a-along…we can…♦vein pops♦
Lucas: (…does that make Lucas the mom? Well, mom-figure?)
Andraste: (Lucas is like the dad that leaves the mom to do all the decisions haha)
Lucas: ♦hugs everyone♦ I feel like this is a historical moment!
(Lucas is going along with Arellen)
(lel)
Fen’Harel: good job azeri uwu
Arellen: (Arellen is the dad in bed. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) )
Andraste: (Kekekekeke)
Lucas: (…that is about right actually in my head HAHAHA)
Fen’Harel: fia’s seme lukey friendfiction begs 2 differ
Andraste: (It ain’t canon tho!)
Granuaile: We will get along! ♦hugs everyone♦ I’m so happy! ♦pulls away and places flowers on everyone’s ears♦
Fen’Harel: it exists tho
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Arellen: (SSSHHHH, we must never speak of our friendfiction RPs)
Fen’Harel: LEL
Lucas: (…why)
Fen’Harel: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Arellen: (a-and dat canon URB one)
Andraste: (Bogart/Justice)
(Oooh yuh. You two actually -)
Fen’Harel: sexy
Andruil: o Ao…
Fen’Harel: we didnt write justbreaker
yet
Elliott: (we need to do another round of slug RPs huehue)
Andraste: Just some segments. >u>;;
Elliott: ♦laughs♦ So am I!
Fen’Harel: I AGREE HUEHUEHUEHEUE
writing slugs is fun.
salvadore + fia friendfiction sessions
Andruil: Elliott u CUTIE
Azeri: ♦pouts♦ As…am…I…
Andraste: Where crack pairs come true.
Fen’Harel: azeri u can do it
Bashius: ♦sharpens knife while watching in the distance♦
Andraste: ♦Everyone looks at Azeri♦
Fen’Harel: BASH NO
Andraste: The pressureeeee~
Fen’Harel: GUY ON TV IS NAMED CHEF LUCAS
LELELELELE
Andraste: Bashius: Mmm. A w-whole family of vanilla skin.
HAHAHAHAHAHA.
Granuaile: ♦hugs Elliott and Azeri♦ I’m sure both of you will be the best of friends~ ♦mumbles♦ I love you all.
Fen’Harel: omg lol bash’s fave flavor is vanilla
Andruil: MOMMY LUKEY COOK FOR DA FAM
♦nods in approval♦
Andraste: ♦Mumbles♦ Especially Azeri’s and Elliot’s butt.
Andruil: asfjakfaskjsaff
Arellen: (Lukey totally cooks pls. Azeri pretends that it’s MEH but he really loves it. LELELELE)
Andruil: YUHHHH
Andraste: Azeri, you tsundere.
Lucas: ♦puts Crocky back on the floor where he runs around barking♦ Well, this ended well ♦steps back to where Arellen is standing♦
Andraste: Mommy and Daddy have some business to attend to. ♦Nudge nudge♦
Lucas: (Now I want to doodle Chef Lucas…)
Fen’Harel: DO IT
Andruil: DO IT
Lucas: (And now I’m hungry)
Arellen: (DO IT)
Andraste: DO IT
Lucas: (later hahaha)
Fen’Harel: ashara: ♦spits dish out♦ WHAT IS THIS FERELDAN SHIT
Andraste: Jerome’s Mom: IT SMELLS LIKE FERELDAN DOG.
Jerome’s Mom = Gordon Ramsey
Andruil: OH GOD THIS IS WHY GRAN WILL CALL LUKEYLULU” IN SATINALIA
Lucas: (gross)
Andruil: IT’S PERF
Lucas: (wait why?)
Andruil: She’ll… be giving out nicknames…
> u >
Lucas: (Oh ok haha)
Andruil: because she’ll prolly be drunk
Arellen: ♦whispers to Lukey♦ Azeri may finally grow up now that he can’t hiss at humans…we’ll make sure of that. ♦winks and snakes his arm around Lukey’s waist as they happily watched Gran throw flowers over the heads of Azeri and Elliott♦
Andraste: Gran: ♦Drunkenly walks to Kayan♦ Anddddd….This is chocobutt.
Andruil: KJSDGASFA
Bashius: ♦crawls on his belly♦
Andraste: Azeri is 25. Lel, he still acts like a teenager tho xD;;
Lucas: I hope so. Azeri will try at least for Gran’s sake ♦kisses Arellen on the cheek♦ Who knows? He might not hiss at humans anymore
(Wow Azeri is like a bad dog)
Bashius: (lmao, Lurellen treating Azeri like a dog.)
Granuaile: .(bad dog. SIT)
Andraste: OMG. Carissa compared Azeri with our Tita’s devil dog, Otto.
Fen’Harel: azeri: ♦HISSES♦ SSSHEEEMMM
Lucas: (BAD AZERI ♦squirts with a water bottle♦ )
Azeri: (♦HISSES♦)
Fen’Harel: azeri: ♦scampers away♦ >8[
Andraste: ♦Gives treat when he doesn’t hiss♦ YES AZERI!
Granuaile: I think we should go back inside? Elliott… you must be tired. Don’t you want to rest?
Lucas: ( Gentle! ♦gives treat♦ )
The Maker (GM): And Jerome’s Fat Mom says you and Fereldan dogs go together. I’m not surprised!
Granuaile: ( ♦pets doggy Azeri♦ u w u)
Andraste: Gran: ♦Cradles Azeri♦
Me: ♦Tries to pry Azeri off of her♦
Azeri: AWUWUWUWUWUWUWU >8[
Lucas: That sounds like a good idea Gran ♦looks at Elliot♦ You must be tired from traveling. You should rest
Andraste: But where?!
Andruil: Don’t they all have rooms
D:
Elliott: Alright, but I-I’ve felt some strange things on the ship. I could hear heavy breathing from under the floor boards and smell something that smells of rot and chemicals…
Lucas: …wait rot?
Gran, what exactly is on this boat?
And who owns it?
Andraste: Bashius: V-vanilla skin will look perfect in my basementtttt….
Granuaile: We’ll deal with whatever that is… But I’ll take you to one of our rooms where you’ll be safe… ♦shifty eyes♦
Andraste: The one with the largest dreadnaught owns thy ship.
Granuaile: Kalarad owns it…
Arellen: Must be that qunari powder! Gadluk? Gortlork? And the heavy breathing…I’m sure it’s just sex!
Granuaile: (ARELLEN )
Lucas: (WHY)
(Arellen: ^ ___ ^ )
Azeri: [Creators, did he go to the room above ours?!]
Lucas: (AZERI U NASTY)
Granuaile: [Do I sound like that…? q_q ]
Dirthamen: Take off your clothessssssssss
Andraste: CARISSA ANO BUHHHH
LMAO
Granuaile: (who he)
Dirthamen: (I knew that snack wasn’t such a good idea….)
Granuaile: (azeri which he r u referring to D: )
Arellen: ♦pats Elliott on the back♦ Azeri and Granuaile will keep you safe on the ship. Vehnan and I have things to tend to…otherwise you’ll hear some more heavy breathing on the ship. ♦winks and drags Lukey to a grove of palm trees♦
Andraste: Ya kno, what happens if Elliot gets a Dalish bf/gf? Then each memmber of the fam has their own Dalish 8D
Granuaile: (GROVE OF PALM TREES)
Lucas: (Dammit Arellen….)
Granuaile: (THAT CAN BE ARRANGED. feyran clan do ur magik)
Andraste: Gran and Elliot can be in-laws!
Granuaile: (YUUHHH)
Andraste: Wow Arellen. So subtle…
Azeri: (Feyran clan so hawt tho. i appruv)
Granuaile: (do u want it to be a boy or girl)
(i could design.)
(i m ready.)
Azeri: ♦about to hiss at Lukey but stops and awkwardly takes Elliott’s arm♦ A-Alright, we’ll find you a room…or something…they might have only a broom closet let…♦glances at Gran♦ But we won’t let them give that to you…
Andraste: Hmm. How about dice roll???
Granuaile: (u kno u want that feyran ass)
Fen’Harel: 1d2
1 for girl
2 for boy
Granuaile: He can take my room. If that’s alright. I could stay with you, fenorain.
Andruil: rolling 1d2
(
1
)
= 1
Andraste: 2 = Testices
Andruil: well
Andraste: IT’S A GIRL!
Azeri: (LMAO PREGNANCY TEST)
Dirthamen: YAAAAY
Andruil: BEWBS GALORE AGAIN
Azeri: (luckey Elliott. >u>)
Andraste: THE DALISH GIFT.
Dirthamen: ♦Approves and gives his blessing♦
Andraste: Our first straight NPC couple!
Andruil: ♦Approves as well♦
Andraste: I think Elliot believes in the Maker, so ♦Blesses him♦
Azeri: ♦GREATLY APPROVES♦ [THIS SHEM HAS HIS USES] Are you sure it’s not bothering you? ♦pretends to look reluctant about it♦ Well…we can’t let him sleep in a closet! [PRAISE THE CREATORS!]
Andruil: AZERI AHHAHAHAH
Andraste: Oh wait. I forgot Horlietta is hetero…
Dirthamen: AZERI
Andraste: Waoooo Azeri.
The Maker (GM): (Clan Feyran = hotties and Clan Athlassan = horny dorks)
Granuaile: ♦takes Elliott to her room♦ I’m sorry if it’s a bit messy… (there are flowers everywhere) I’ll just take my clothes and bring them to fenorain’s room. ♦leads Elliott to the bed♦ You’ll be fine here, okay? We’ll lock the door so nobody tries to sneak in.
Andraste: (Oo nga Maker!)
Bashius: ♦watches from a peephole in the wall♦
Granuaile: (Oo nga no…)
Dirthamen: Bashius why
Granuaile: ♦locks the windows♦
Andraste: (Hide yo kids. Hide yo wife)
Elliott: I’ll be fine. ♦smiles at Gran♦ I’m actually kind of tired now after the voyage from Minrathous. ♦yawns♦ I’m sorry, but I’ll rest a bit…Again, thank you, Granuaile. Defecting was not a bad choice it seems. ♦smiles at her♦
Granuaile: Oh and by the way… Do not follow any scent of flowers. ♦smiles and pats Elliott on the head♦ If you feel like something is bothering you… Call for us.
Azeri: [Strange…I can hear the heavy breathing as well. Perhaps its Grace.] Yes, well, you’re lucky that Granuaile cares about you so. There used to be a strange, perverted mucus creature before…
Elliott: Mucus…creature? Alright then, if anything strange happens, I’ll go to you two.
Dirthamen: I like how no one is bothering to investigate the heavy breathing
D:
The Maker (GM): The boat is full of sex sounds every day
Arellen was sorta right lel
Dirthamen: …that explains a lot
Fen’Harel: hawt
Granuaile: [This heavy breathing… I won’t take this lightly] Alright, for now, fenorain and I should…go deal with some things. ♦smiles at Azeri♦ Sleep well, okay, Elliott? ♦hugs him♦
(I WANT TO KILL BASH)
(BEFORE HE TOUCHES MY BB)
Andraste: (Murder time! Fun time!)
Azeri: (SAINTS ROW DA BEST)
Andraste: (Professor Genki greatly approves)
Dirthamen: I love that game
(SHOOT THE MASCOTS)
Azeri: ♦awkwardly tries to hug, but only touches Elliott with the tips of his fingers♦ Yes, get some rest…
Granuaile: (LEL)
Andraste: (My boss is so stupid. Lelelelele)
The Maker (GM): r u srsly gonna kill Bash
Fen’Harel: BAAASH
The Maker (GM): 8’(
Fen’Harel: 8’[
Dirthamen: ….
Granuaile: ♦takes Azeri by the arm♦ Let’s put my things in your room and go exploring the ship, shall we? It might help with your headache.
Andraste: o3o Indifferent
Granuaile: (I WON’T LET BASH TOUCH MY ELLIOT BB)
The Maker (GM): ano buh, the dorfs keep dying
Fen’Harel: goodnight sweet prince
The Maker (GM): You can…make a deal with Bash…>u>
Andraste: The Tragic Tale of The Seven Dorfs
Granuaile: (WHAT DEAL)
Andraste: …………….
The Maker (GM): Sacrifice someone else to him? ♦COUGHAUGUSTINCOUGH♦
Andraste: Remember who your friends are, Gran! …Which is like everyone. D8 D8
Granuaile: (OK)
Andraste: NOOOOO.
NOT HORACIO.
The Maker (GM): I said Augustin. Xd
Granuaile: (HE CAN HAVE AUGGY)
Andraste: YES PLSSS.
Granuaile: (AUGGY CAN’T RETREAT HE HAS NO LEGS)
Fen’Harel: omg…
The Maker (GM): Or you can give him Talaos lelel
- RUDE
Fen’Harel: auggy is vanilla too
Granuaile: (and no one will never know…………….)
Fen’Harel: talaos isnt vanilla
he’s caramel
Granuaile: (Bash will enjoy every bit of Auggy…….)
Fen’Harel: bash likes dat vanilla
The Maker (GM): why is everything food nicknamed lmao…we’re all pigs…
♦eats ice cream from a tub while crying♦
Andraste: Chocolate and vanilla. Swirl swirl swirllll.
The Maker (GM): Later that evening, Azeri, Granuaile, Lucas and Arellen are walking through the hallway when they see the door to Elliott’s room creak open and see a small figure crawl in.
Fen’Harel: SCARY
Lucas: Maker, what is that-! ♦points♦
Andraste: ELLIOT.
Lucas: (what was pala)
Arellen: Is that Crocky? Huh, I didn’t know Crocky knew how to hold a knife—
Andraste: I should make a horror game one day and named it…..The 7 Dorfs.
Lucas: …Crocky can’t hold a knife. Something is wrong. Gran!
(psst Gran)
Azeri: (D8 ANDROOEEL DC)
Fen’Harel: androoel’s net got shanked by basg
*bash
Azeri: It must be that strange durgen’len who smells of blood all the time.
Andruil: I WILL SAVE U MY BABY
Granuaile: ♦screams in terror and runs to Elliott’s room♦
Bashius: ♦stands over Elliott, holding his knife♦ Sshhh…I like it when they thrash so much more…their entire body tenses up when the knife breaks that first layer of smooth, supple, skin…
Fen’Harel: BASH NO
BASH NO
Lucas: (Fuck he really is a serial killer)
Granuaile: YOU. YOU HORRIBLE DURGEN’LEN.
Lucas: (can I throw cone of cold?)
Granuaile: (DO IT LUKEY)
The Maker (GM): Okay, roll for the TN
XD
Lucas: rolling 3d6+9
(
2
+
4
+
2
)9
= 17
(YUS)
The Maker (GM): Lucas conjures a fence of ice before Bashius, keeping him from Elliott who’s been knocked out by Bash’s chemical-saoked rag..
Andraste: OMG.
Lucas: (Wow there is also chloroform….)
Granuaile: ♦runs to Elliott♦ Fenorain help him!!
Andraste: CHLOROFORM. Whyyyyyy.
Lucas: Arellen, Azeri, stop him!
Andraste: Sacrifice Auggy!
♦Holds up Auggy♦ ALOOLOOLOOLOO.
♦Darts tongue in and out♦
Lucas: (Wait… are we killing Bashius? Or giving a substitute?)
Fen’Harel: up to u
Granuaile: (We can give him auggy)
Fen’Harel: u monsters lmao
Lucas: (U decide Gran since I am indifferent and Lucas doesn’t really know him…)
Granuaile: (So he won’t go near elliott)
Andraste: Go with your kokoro, Gran.
Lucas: (I vote murder but that’s just me :))) )
(U can do it Gran!)
Granuaile: (I don’t mind him dying either 8D)
(Let’s kill him.)
Andraste: Next dorf pls. Go to aisle tabletop.
Lucas: (Yay)
(Makeeerrr)
Andraste: Adios Bash. 8’<
Granuaile: ♦glares at Bashius♦ I don’t know what is wrong with you…but this is too much. (OVERPROTECTIVE PARENT)
Fen’Harel: goodnight sweet prince
The Maker (GM): sorry, my mom made me put groceries away XP
Andruil: FINALLY WIFI IS BACK
Lucas: (Yaaay)
(its ok Maker)
Andraste: Wheeee! ;u;
Fen’Harel: yeyyy wi-fi
wb maker
The Maker (GM): ROLL FOR INITIATIVE
just so you know, Bash is way, way stronger than Sneez
Andraste: He’s a serial killer afterall
Granuaile: rolling 3d6
21
(
2
+
3
+
1
)21
= 27
(lmao ano ba)
The Maker (GM): He’s the 2nd strongest dorf after Dope
Lucas: (I wasn’t here for that so I have nothing to compare to)
Granuaile: (DO NOT CARE)
(LUKEY LET’S KILL THIS SHIT)
(I am angered)
Andraste: OH MY. Go Dalish family!
Protect ur son.
Lucas: rolling 3d6
12
(
3
+
1
+
6
)12
= 22
Granuaile: (OUR SON)
Arellen: rolling 3d6 + 12
(
4
+
4
+
2
)
12
= 22
Azeri: rolling 3d6 + 8
(
5
+
4
+
1
)8
= 18
(w-wao)
Lucas: (LET’S GOOOO. FOR OUR OBLIVIOUS DRUGGED CHILD)
Andraste: Ano buh Azeri!
Fen’Harel: wow taas lahat
Lucas: (Azeri pls)
Andraste: So unmotivated.
Granuaile: (At my worst I’m still faster ano ba)
Fen’Harel: i love how dope is the strongest
dat dreadnaught
Granuaile: (I wouldn’t kill dope)
Bashius: rolling 3d6 + 18
(
6
+
1
+
5
)
18
= 30
Granuaile: (that’s like -50 with Ves)
Fen’Harel: L O L
Bashius: (LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO)
Granuaile: (WHATT THE FUCK)
Andraste: WAO.
Fen’Harel: HOLYSHET
Lucas: (FUCK)
Fen’Harel: I’M LAUGHING
Bashius: (SORRY LAUGHING TOO)
Fen’Harel: PREPARE UR ASSHOLES
Granuaile: (ANO BA TO. DALISH FAM R U FCKING KIDDING ME)
Lucas: (What is he? A rogue?)
Bashius: (lel…yes)
Fen’Harel: arent all of them rogues
Andraste: Since he’s stealthy?
Granuaile: (assassin?)
Andraste: HAHA Sneez a rogue.
Fen’Harel: i think assassin
ASSassin
Bashius: (Dope is a warrior. D; Sneez was…sneez)
Andraste: Kayan: ♦Kicks Sneez’s head♦ HAHAHAHA.
Bashius: (Diederich has 0 fighting ability.♦cougholdfartsquest♦
Fen’Harel: oh. dope should be a warrior nga. you’d need a lot of str to wield… that…
Lucas: (Wait… so knight enchanter, arcane warrior, mage, and duelist)
(NO WARRIORS)
(WHAT)
Andraste: (WAWA)
Granuaile: ( ♦scratches belly♦ )
Fen’Harel: U CAN DO IT. GO GO GO
Andraste: (CROCKY GO)
Lucas: (NO)
The Maker (GM): Bashius HP: 500, Def: 18
Andraste: Crocky: o3o
The Maker (GM): AR: 10
Lucas: (OMG)
Granuaile: (R U SHITTING ME)
Andraste: I REALLY YELLED OMG
CAN KAYAN HELP JSDKLFJKLS
Granuaile: (ME TOO)
(KAYAN JOIN)\
Fen’Harel: HOLY SHIT
Granuaile: (PLEASE)
Andraste: PLS
Lucas: (SHIT_
Andraste: PLS
Granuaile: (PLEASE KAYAN PLEASE)
Andraste: ELLIOTTTT
Fen’Harel: HE HAS MORE HP THAN A DRAGON
Granuaile: (do it kayan DO IT)
Fen’Harel: WHAT THE FUCK LMAO
Lucas: (IT’S LIKE A DRAGONX2)
Andraste: MORE THAN 2 DURGENS WTFUDGE
Fen’Harel: CLENCH UR ASSHOLES
Granuaile: WAIT CAN WE TAKE HIM OUT OF THE SHIP MAN LANG)
Andraste: KAYANNNN
Granuaile: (
Lucas: (OFFER AUGUSTUS)
Fen’Harel: PREPARE FOR A BASHING
Andraste: YES PLS
Fen’Harel: this music pa
Andraste: SACRIFICEEEE
Fen’Harel: nakakatakot talaga
shet
Bashius: ♦licks his knife♦ T-This…will be delicious….
Andraste: LET’S KILL HIM
Fen’Harel: oh bfvjkhf FUKC
Bashius: rolling 3d6 + 18
(
2
+
6
+
6
)+18
= 32
Granuaile: (TANGINA)
Andraste: I’m so thirsty for blood…Like Jerome
OMG
Fen’Harel: STUNT POINTS
Granuaile: (KAYAN PLEASE JOIN IN)
Fen’Harel: LMAO
Andraste: CAN I?
?
Fen’Harel: LOLING
Granuaile: (BRING IN VITA )
Kayan: (IS IT INSIDE THE SHIP?)
The Maker (GM): You gotta lead him off the ship. XD
Granuaile: (PLEASE)
Fen’Harel: PLS DONT DIE BC OF BASH
Kayan: (LEAD HIM OUTTTT)
(LEAD HIM OTUTTT)
The Maker (GM): Bash uses Dual strike to hit both Granzeri
Kayan: (JSDFJSKLFJKLF)
Granuaile: (EVERYONE ON BOARD THE SHIP)
Kayan: (LEAD HIM)
Lucas: (Gran, run!!!!)
Granuaile: (WE’RE INSIDE NAMAN)
Kayan: (MANLI CALL FOR HALP)
Fen’Harel: UM dsdf IM LAUGHIGN
The Maker (GM): rolling 4d6 + 18
(
5
+
1
+
5
+
4
)18
= 33
Kayan: (OMG)
Fen’Harel: FUUUUUUUUCK
IM SCARED
Lucas: (RUN!!!!!!!!! LIKE NOW)
Granuaile: (let’s!!!!!!)
Kayan: (CARISSA AND I ARE LAUGHING BUT IN A BAD WAY_)
Fen’Harel: meanwhile mean girls are busy partying on the ship pa
Lucas: (LEAD HIM AWAY)
(OH FUCK)
Kayan: (CARRY ELIOPT BIODY)
Fen’Harel: dfgidjf HAHAHHAHAHAH
Granuaile: (HELVETE)
Lucas: (ARELLEN PLS)
The Maker (GM): Oh, for 2SP, he’ll use Pinpoint Strikes so the dmg is +18
Lucas: (I HAVE NOODLE ARMS)
Kayan: (INTO THE SHORE)
Granuaile: (can we lead him off the ship)
(PLS)
The Maker (GM): Azeri is KO
OTL
Kayan: (YES PLS MAKER0
Fen’Harel: dont kill him nalang. get auggy
Kayan: (NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO)
Fen’Harel: U NO HAVE IHRLIE
Lucas: (Quick Gran, offer Augustus!)
Fen’Harel: augustin lel
The Maker (GM): BEA WAKE UP
Kayan: (Wait for round 2. Gay family will join q____q)
(BEAAAA BEAR)
The Maker (GM): btw, Gran took 43
dmg
Lucas: (Just saying my HP is like 43)
(I have no leveled up bec I’m usually gone)
Granuaile: (HOW MUCH DAMAGE DID WE TAKE)
Bashius: Don’t worry, you’re next…….
Granuaile: (I’M RUNNING FUQ DIS)
Lucas: (GOD DAMMIT)
Kayan: (THIS IS LIKE A SECRET BOSS BATTLE where he’s stronger than the final boss. HNGH)
The Maker (GM): Nooo, final boss is way stronger
Granuaile: (are you fucking shitting me right now)
Kayan: (SRS)
Lucas: (HASA DIGA EBAWAI)
Kayan: (LMAO CARISSA)
The Maker (GM): (Call the doctor he has AIDS!)
Granuaile: (I’M NOT LETTING AZERI DIE TO BASH)
Kayan: (YES. HASA DIGA EBAWAI MAKER)
The Maker (GM): Ano na, run?XD Arellen will attempt to carry Elliott
Kayan: (I HAVE MAGGOTS IN MY SCROTUMMMM)
The Maker (GM): Isn’t it Hasa Diga Maker?
Ebowai means God
Granuaile: (GOT IT)
Kayan: (Oo nga xD)
Lucas: (Gran, do we run or try to negotiate?)
Kayan: (Thanks Maker! HASA DIGA MAKER)
(NEGOTIATEEEE)
(SACRIFICE AUGGY)
Granuaile: FENORAIN!! We need to lead him out of the ship. I’m going to run.
Andraste: ♦Sticks tongue out as I carry a Augustin high up on the air♦ For the greater good!!!
Arellen: And I will get Elliott.
Granuaile: (GUHD)
(GET TO SHORE PLS)
The Maker (GM): Roll Con )running) to evade Bash
Andraste: ………………………………Pls pls pls
Granuaile: (NO0
))))
Lucas: (Wait 3d6
running?)
Granuaile: AZERI NO.
Lucas: (OMG AZERI)
Fen’Harel: GOOD LUCK
Granuaile: (I HAVE 1 HP)
Andraste: IHRLIEEEEE
Granuaile: Lucas, Arellen! Lead him out of the ship.
The Maker (GM): Constitution + 2 if you have Running
Arellen: ♦drops Elliott♦ Oh, we’re not fleeing?
Andraste: Carissa got disconnected!
Azeri: o
The Maker (GM): whoops disregard
Granuaile: (Lead him out of the ship first. ;A; )
(Auggy isn’t in this ship alsfjhlasfhsa)
(he’s in the CO ship)
(which should be docked right next us lmao)
Dirthamen: (baccck)
Lucas: (Let’s run!)
Arellen: rolling 3d6 + 2
(
1
+
6
+
1
)2
= 10
(OMG WHY)
Bashius: rolling 3d6 + 15
(
2
+
4
+
1
)
15
= 22
Andraste: (…………………………………….)
The Maker (GM): LUKEY ROLL?!
Lucas: rolling 3d6+3
(
6
+
5
+
2
)+3
= 16
(FUCK)
The Maker (GM): yeah no
Lucas: (Gran negotiate!)
Fen’Harel: FFFF
The Maker (GM): Arellen and Lucas attempt to escape from Bashius but he catches up to them and knocks them to the ground.
Lucas: (His Con is 15…)
The Maker (GM): (his HP is 500 what did u expect lmao)
Andraste: (CAN KAYAN GO SAVE THEM?
)
Lucas: Arellen! ♦blocks Bashius’ view of Arellen and covers him with his body♦
Andraste: (Where are they now? Still in the ship?)
The Maker (GM): AWWWWWWWWWW
MUH FEELS
…despite Bash…..
Andraste: (Lukey so sweet uwu)
Lucas: (Someone do something!!!!)
Andraste: (Can Kayan do something?)
Arellen: rolling 3d6 + 7
(
6
+
2
+
5
)+7
= 20
Andraste: (Kayan and Vita heard screaming)
Arellen: ♦casts Force Field around them♦ Granuaile, take them and run!
Bashius: ♦stalks around the force field♦ Sooner or later that mana will run out…
Andruil: (I AM NOODLEY
)
Andraste: EWWWW BASH.
Lucas: ♦clings to Arellen♦ What in the Makers name is he ♦holds up staff between them and Bashius♦
Bashius: ♦drags his knife across the surface of the forefield♦
Lucas: (Jesus Christ)
Granuaile: ♦calls for Grace and she places Azeri and Elliott on her back♦ OKAY, GOING TO RUN!
Fen’Harel: dfgdfgdf
Granuaile: rolling 3d6 + 5
(
4
+
2
+
6
)5
= 17
Bashius: ♦head whips around♦ I-I-It’s rude to leave w-without saying g-goodbye…
rolling 3d6 + 15
(
6
+
4
+
2
)
15
= 27
Granuaile: (What the hell)
Andraste: (HASA DIGA MAKER)
Lucas: (Doesn’t the halla run fast? ROLL FOR THE HALA)
The Maker (GM): Rolling for Grace
Granuaile: (GRACE CAN RUN LIKE THE WIND)
The Maker (GM): rolling 3d6 + 18
(
5
+
3
+
1
)18
= 27
Re-roll
rolling 3d6 + 18
(
4
+
4
+
4
)
18
= 30
Lucas: (YES)
Bashius: rolling 3d6 + 15
(
6
+
5
+
6
)+15
= 32
(WTF)
Granuaile: (OK WTF)
Bashius: (ANO BUH)
Lucas: (Wait whyyyy)
Granuaile: (CAN HE STOP GETTING GOOD ROLLS)
Fen’Harel: PARANG HORROR MOVIE
Lucas: (I thought Bash rolled 30)
Andraste: STEALTH OF A KILLER.
Granuaile: (ARE YOU FUCKING SHITTING ME RIGHT NOW)
Fen’Harel: ANG BILIS
Andraste: NO ONE CAN ESCAPE.
Lucas: (Fuck we are going to die)
Bashius: ♦runs past Gran and knocks Grace down♦
Granuaile: (NO)
GRACE!!!
The Maker (GM): dis why u need diederich to contol these freaks
Andraste: Don’t let him add the Dalish family to his collection!
Little Mermaid! Bashius: Isn’t my collection complete?
Granuaile: (IF I CALL ON MY DURGENS THAT SHIP WILL BREAK)
Lucas: (CALL THEM)
The Maker (GM): Kayan and Ashara will join?XD
Andraste: CAN I?
Granuaile: (YES PLEASE)
Lucas: (OR CALL FOR SOMEONE)
(I DUNNO)
Granuaile: (RELLIA NOTICES GRACE IS GONE)
Kayan: WHUT DO I ROLL

Granuaile: (dream boy GOES AFTER RELLIA)
(MEAN GIRLS FOLLOW)
Kayan: WHUT DO I ROLLLLLL?
Lucas: (I WANT TO CRY)
Granuaile: (MEAN GIRLS PLEASE COME ENTER THE SCENE)
Kayan: ♦Walking back to the ship, holding Vita’s arm, and notices the Dalish family struggling with Bashius♦
Granuaile: (ASHARA ALSO PLS)
The Maker (GM): Perception (hearing) TN 16 to see if Kayan can tell there’s a commotion.
Kayan: W-WHAT?!
The Maker (GM): where’d Wolfy go
Kayan: (OH)
Fen’Harel: why would ashara help
Kayan: rolling 3d6 + 2
(
3
+
3
+
2
)2
= 10
The Maker (GM): yeah no
Granuaile: (RELLIA CHASE AFTER GRACE)
Fen’Harel: LMAO BASH IS GONNA WEAR UR SKIN ; A;
The Maker (GM): Cause Rellia chases after Grace daw? Ashara gets all protective
Granuaile: (PLUS MEAN GIRLS)
Fen’Harel: rellia is with them thi
*tho
safe
Kayan: ♦Shakes head♦ Haha, we should really get to bed Vita. I’m starting to see and hear things.
Fen’Harel: they wont let her wander off
Andruil: q n q
Vita: Okay! Will you tell me a bedtime story? Nothing too scary, please…
Lucas: ♦stares in horror♦ He can outrun halla…
Fen’Harel: THIS MUSIC PA
Lucas: (I literally am so freaked)
Andruil: WAIT WHERE ARE WE EXACTLY NOW
we’re on the deck?
Kayan: Of course! I will tell you the happiest story. ♦Shudders♦ I don’t want anything scary either….
The Maker (GM): WHY KASI. Grace’s Con was higher. D8
Andruil: cause of all the running and stuff
The Maker (GM): We’re still in Elliott’s room
Kayan: I’ll even tuck you in. ♦Smiles at Vita♦
Andruil: and failing
ANO BA
Fen’Harel: bash is bloodthirsty kasi
Kayan: (Can Vita roll for perception?!?!?!)
The Maker (GM): Pweds
Kayan: (GOOO Vita!)
Vita: rolling 3d6 + 8
(
4
+
6
+
2
)
8
= 20
Kayan: (WAO)
Granuaile: L-Look, I don’t want you to touch my family, durgen’len. There is another boat over there that would LOVE to have you though.
Vita: Wait, Kayan…I hear something…is that screaming?
Kayan: Huh? You sure you’re not just sleepy?
Actually…..Maybe I do hear something.
Fen’Harel: HUHUHUHU SCARIEST NPC TALAGA
Lucas: (CRIES)
Bashius: Another boat…? But Diederich’s contract with the magister is for this group…♦licks his knife as he looms over Gran♦ You have such nice skin…almost like porcelain…
Granuaile: (GDI)
The Maker (GM): Roll Comm (Persuasion/Seduction lmao) to convince Bash TN 28
*18
LMAO NOT 28 WTF
Granuaile: ♦gulps♦ Oh, but that boat is also with this group……
(28 THE FUCK)\
Lucas: (I have 0 comm)
Vita: ♦grabs Kayan’s wrist♦ I heard it coming this way!
Granuaile: rolling 3d6+7
(
5
+
6
+
4
)7
= 22
(FUCK YES)
Lucas: (YES)
Granuaile: (FUCKING HELVETE)
Kayan: ♦Follows♦
Lucas: (HALLELUJIAH)
Bashius: ♦lowers his knife♦ I heard Happius was with them though… but then…imagine all the fun we could have together… ♦vanishes into the shadows♦
Granuaile: (thank THE CREATORS)
Lucas: ♦wipes forehead♦ Maker, that was close….
Kayan: ♦Catches up to the Gay family, all disheveled and shaking♦
Granuaile: Fenorain— fenorain, wake up. ♦shaeks him♦
Kayan: W-what happened?
Arellen: He’s the Corial Order’s problem now! ♦shurg♦
Granuaile: *shake
Vita: I smell death here. 8<
Lucas: Is Elliot ok?
Granuaile: ♦crying♦ He tried to take my family from me……….. ♦sniff♦
Lucas: Kayan! Vita! What are you doing here?
Fen’Harel: Azeri is still K.O. isnt he
Arellen: He’s sound asleep. ♦pats Gran to comfort her♦
Granuaile: (Azeri: x_x )
Kayan: Vita said she heard screaming and she lead me here…
Azeri: x_x
Lucas: Well… we were… visited by… something
Vita: Oh no! We should bring you to Ihrlie!
Granuaile: ♦is actually still bleeding profusely♦
Lucas: I have no idea what he was but I never want to go near him again
(I have heal?)
(But just a little btw)
Kayan: ♦Goes to Gran♦ Gran! ♦Tries to help Gran up♦ We should find help for you.
(Gay fam and Dalish fam alliance ;u;)
Granuaile: P-Please… ♦her vision gets blurry from the stress and the pain♦
Vita: Let’s go get Cy and Manlili to help us carry them, Kayan!
Kayan: ♦Nods♦ Good thinking, Vita!
Lucas: (Wait, I can’t go near Manlietta)
Kayan: (OO NGA)
Granuaile: Y-Yes please, just.. take me and Azeri to our room… ♦coughs♦
Lucas: We will stay here with Elliot
Gran, you and Azeri go heal up
Kayan: We will be back soon. Hold on all of you!
Granuaile: ♦slowly nods♦ Thank you, Lucas.
Kayan: ♦Leaves to go call for help♦
The Maker (GM): brb lunch. =3= After dis, Kayan and Cy + Manli, then Mean Girls
Lucas: ♦gently pats Grans back♦
Granuaile: (Okay ; n ; )
O-Ow..
Kayan: (Will Cy and Manli really help them? ;A;)
(Wawa Dalish fam)
Lucas: ♦pulls hand away♦ Sorry Gran! ♦winces♦
Granuaile: I-It’s alright… I’ll be fine. C-Could you heal me a bit though? So I can help Azeri…
Lucas: No problem! (Maker, what do I roll? Chirurgy just says I can heal anytime)
Granuaile: (just to roll for the heal to work diba?)
(magic?)
Lucas: (Is it just 3d6? or 1d6? It’s to know how much HP I give u)
Granuaile: (1d6 is for how much HP)
Lucas: rolling 1d6
(
5
)
= 5
Granuaile: (Thank Lukey ;A; )
Lucas: Here, this should tide you over
Granuaile: ♦few of her back wounds start closing up♦ Thank you so much, Lucas. ♦smiles♦
(Cy would help because he’s friends with us?)
Kayan: (I want gay fam to help ;A;)
(♦Waits for Maker♦)
Granuaile: (And he’s friends with Azeri)
Kayan: (Mhmm)
Lucas: It’s no problem Gran. Now go get yourself checked out properly
Kayan: (Horacio can help?)
Granuaile: (….)
Kayan: (o3o Maybe not, huhu)
Granuaile: ♦nods and places Azeri back on Grace’s back♦ You’re a good girl, Grace.. ♦gives her flowers♦
Andruil: Can EVANDORE HELP
waits for maker
Kayan: (Kayan can call for them since he’s friends with Evander ;A;)
Andruil: (Yuhh!! bring all the friends to help the Dalish fam )
Kayan: (And Blairmiraaaa!)
Andruil: (YUUUUP omg so much lurve. on the other hand, Mean Girls.. partying..)
Kayan: (They’re busy celebrating, haha)
(Rellia is prob sleeping, b/c she has a bed timeeee. Bb uwu)
Fen’Harel: yeah rellia is asleep na uwu
Andruil: Cutie rellia u wu
The Maker (GM): Back~
Fen’Harel: wb~
Kayan: WELCOME BACK.
(OOPS)
(ANDRASTE)
Andruil: Welcome backkk
Andraste: ♦Coughs♦ Welcome backkk.
The Maker (GM): omg tevinter comic with Calpurnia’s BF. tnx iya for my vint thirst
Fen’Harel: her long-lost bf huhuhu
TEVINTERRRR fapfapfapfap
The Maker (GM): dat art pa
Andraste: You made a comic Ate?
Fen’Harel: no i didnt make it lol
Andraste: Mkk.
Fen’Harel: a new comic is coming out
official
SET IN MINRATHOUS
Andruil: O_O
Fen’Harel: HNNNGH
The Maker (GM): It’s official. I read the short story of Calpurnia for muh Vint thirst
Andraste: ……Minrathous, Ate. Huhu.
Fen’Harel: i luv calpernia
The Maker (GM): HEHE MINRATHOUS…where you met the 7 dorf
Fen’Harel: NUOH
The Maker (GM): Calpurnia > Samson
Andraste: 7 Dorfs, haha…..
Fen’Harel: agreed
The Maker (GM): The one time siding with Templars is better
Also Cole
ANYWAY
Fen’Harel: CONTINUUUUUE
Andraste: Oh yuh!
Can Kayan bring Evandore and Blairmira to help also? ;u;
The Maker (GM): (Also, this plus the qunari-invasion-themed DLC?! DA4 IS SET IN TEVINTER. DEF.)
Fen’Harel: TEVINTER SO GOOD
MUH FAVE DA SETTING
The Maker (GM): gonna play shem for once just to be a magister lelelelele
Kayan: (Tevinter timeeee 8D)
Fen’Harel: lelelelele yeah
The Maker (GM): And yuuh, yuo can call them. XD
Fen’Harel: omg what if slave origin in DA4
Kayan: (Muchas gracias UuU)
(NOOOO)
(FENRISS)
The Maker (GM): Slave origin is probs elf
Kayan: (WAWA)
Fen’Harel: or human
basta no dorf
no dorf slaves eh
The Maker (GM): NOOOOOOOOOOO. I WANNA BE MAGISTER. ;;
Qunari rin
Fen’Harel: i wanna be magister too Q uQ
yuh lel. STEN
Kayan: (………I am NOT a free elf 8’D)
Fen’Harel: BLOOD MAGIC MAGISTER FOR DA4
Andruil: ♦hugs elves♦
The Maker (GM): I MISS BLOOD MAGIC
Yespls
Blood Magic was really fun to play. I used Merrill a lot in DA2. >u<
Kayan: (Merrill kills kawaii-ly)
Andruil: Merrill is ADORABLE
Kayan: (Blurd magic desuuuu!)
Andruil: ♦hugs her♦
Kayan: (Cutest blood mage eva)
Andruil: u w u
Kayan: ♦Comes back with the twins, Blairmira, and Evandore trailing behind Kayan♦
Over here!
The Maker (GM): (Bioware tends to reveal A LOT of lore in the comics so YEY MINRATHOUSSSS. Old Gods stuff pls.)
ANYWAY, back to RP
Granuaile: ♦is slumped on Grace with Azeri♦
Kayan: (Hey Gran Gran, I brought ur friendsss)
Blair: GRANUAILE! What happened?!
Granuaile: M-My family…
Evander: Are they okay? ♦cries♦
Granuaile: (EVANDERP)
Kayan: ♦Pats Evander♦ No need to cry, Evander. We’ll help them.
Cyrus: We should get Azeri to IHRLIE this instant!
Kayan: ♦Nods♦ Cy, can you take Azeri to her?
Cyrus: ♦nods and lifts Azeri onto his shoulder♦
Granuaile: Take me too…. I don’t want my eyes off Azeri—
Kayan: Also, wait…
♦Squeezes Cy’s hand♦ Hug Ihrlie for me, please.
Granuaile: ♦pout♦
Blair: ♦caries Gran♦ I’ll bring you to Ihrlie as well. You have some bad cuts.
Isidore: ♦furrows brows♦ What happened here exactly?
Granuaile: Thank you, Blair…
Palomira: Looks like a battle….poor thing. ♦pets Grace, feeding her some elfroot]
Vita: Who did this? Was it Euresyne or my mom or—
Granuaile: Elliott was attacked by that crazy durgen’len…
Evander: A dragon?!
Arellen: Ah, durgen’len is elven for dwarf.
Evander: OH…the one from that trap door? That’s MUCH scarier.
Kayan: Wait. You don’t mean that one.
Granuaile: …♦sighs♦ We got him to go to the other ship though..
Lucas: ♦shudders♦ Maker, he was crazy. I’ve never seen someone so deranged
Fen’Harel: bashius is true horror…
Isidore: At least he’s gone. I always felt strange being in the same forge as him.
Kayan: ♦Pats Lukey’s back♦ Thanks for getting rid of him, but sorry you have to went through that.
Blair: Maybe we should just kill him and get it over with.
Granuaile: ♦sobs♦ He hurt my fenorain… and Elliott…
Kayan: ♦Shudders♦ I’m starting to think he’s worse than Sneezius.
Lucas: Honestly I’m amazed we’re all alive considering how unnaturally strong he was
He outran Grace
♦grimaces♦
Evander: No, they’re equally bad. ugh, why are they all so scary?!
Palomira: But grace is so fast! How did…
Kayan: Next time, call us for help. We will gladly help you and your family take out this abomination.
Granuaile: ♦gets all mopey♦ My family…….
Arellen: Thank you, Kayan. But let’s not dwell on it. He’s no longer our problem thanks to Granuaile!
(MOPEY ZOO LION GRAN)
Kayan: (AWW)
(NO.)
(KAYANNNN)
Blair: ♦pats Gran on the head♦ The next time he attacks, he’ll have to go through me.
Kayan: ♦Goes to Gran♦ Hey, cheer up. You did a great job protecting them.
♦Smiles♦
Isidore: ♦puts his hand on Gran’s shoulder♦ No one was seriously injured, at least. The healer will tend to Azeri.
Kayan: ♦Turns to Vita♦ You thinking what I’m thinking, Vita?
Vita: ♦tries to smile conspiratorially at Kayan♦ Yes….uhh, I think….I-I’m not sure.
Kayan: I think someone here needs a group hug. ♦Hugs Gran♦
Join in everyone!
Granuaile: But.. Azeri…
Kayan: (Nooooo. Mopey zoo lion Gran Q
Q)
Granuaile: (she’s so worried about azeri ajsfhaklfhas)
Lucas: ♦steps back to where Arellen is♦ I’m good…
Kayan: Pssst, Evander. Join please.
Lucas: I’ll hug Gran when she’s less hurt
Kayan: (Lukey pls. She needs ya)
Arellen: Yes, I don’t think hugging will help her injuries right now.
Kayan: (Needs all the lovin she can get)
Granuaile: T-They do kind of hurt…
Arellen: (no, really, Kayan. XD)
Evander: ♦dumb smile and holdsarms out for a hug♦
Kayan: O-Oh….Sorry. ♦Awkwardly lets go♦
Evander: Okay then…
Kayan: (You tried Kayan)
Lucas: (I pat her on the arm and she went ow D: )
Kayan: (Oh right. Hurr)
Isidore: ♦sighs♦ She needs rest. We should leave her to that.
Granuaile: ♦giggles♦ Thank you though… ♦pats Evander on the shoulder♦
(can’t reach his head. too tall)
Kayan: (Tiptoes?)
Palomira: We can check on you and Azeri tomorrow.
Granuaile: (he’s 6’2 D8 )
Kayan: (He bends down?)
Blair: And the Corial Order boy.
Granuaile: He’s not with the Corial Order anymore.
Blair: He’s not? ♦grunts♦ Good.
Granuaile: He’s with us now… ♦smiles♦
Lucas: (Lol, I thought Arellen and Lucas would stay with Elliot but oh well…)
Kayan: (They tried)
Lucas: By the way, I don’t think we’ve formally met yet ♦holds hand out for a handshake to Palomira♦ I’m Lucas
Granuaile: (OO NGA NOH)
Arellen: We’ll stay here with Elliott. I’m already tired ma vhenan out today. ♦chuckles♦
Lucas: (I legit dont remember meeting her)
Arellen: *I’ve
Kayan: (You missed a lot, Lukey. Nice move tho :> )
Granuaile: (mhmmm)
Lucas: ♦blushes and pokes Arellen on the side♦
Kayan: (Now Lurellen have their own sex tree!)
Granuaile: (SEX PALM TREE)
Lucas: (gross)
Palomira: You’ve been busy with darkspawn, Warden Lucas, but I’ve heard about you. ♦kneels and pets Crocky who has fallen asleep on Luckey’s feet again♦ I’m Palomira. Nice to meet you.
Blair: I met Warden Lucas in Orlais when the Corial Order tried to recruit us.
Lucas: ♦retracts hand and pets Crocky also♦ Thank you for looking out for my friends while Arellen and I have been gone
♦nods to Blair♦ It has been a while hasn’t it? It’s unfortunate that we had to leave to deal with the darkspawn so soon but I’m glad that you’re here to help
(btw, thanks Palomira for ignoring my handshake (okay) )
Granuaile: (lol)
Fen’Harel: who knows where that hand has been
Granuaile: ♦pats Kayan on the head♦
The Maker (GM): AY LEL, sorry, I was editing Friendship points
Lucas: (Thanks Fen’Harel)
Kayan: (OO NGA. )
Fen’Harel: 
Lucas: (Lucas isn’t that nasty D: )
Blair: ♦grunts back to Lukey♦ Good to have you back, wardens.
Fen’Harel: i know. i just love this poo emoji. it’s so cute 
Granuaile: (It is cute u wu )
The Maker (GM): Can’t see poo on roll20. 8(
Lucas: (Yuh D: I see a box)
Andruil: 
Kayan: ♦Smiles a bit to Gran♦ Gran, I can take you to Azeri and Ihrlie. Grab my shoulder.
(MY TAE)
( )
The Maker (GM): Blair is carrying Gran na
Kayan: (Wheeeee! Go go go! Spread the tae!)
(WHOOPS. Sorry, ignore that pls)
Granuaile: (Yuh so I’m patting people while being carried)
Kayan: (Haha, cute)
Granuaile: Isidore, can you play me and Azeri some music later?
Kayan: ♦Smiles a bit at Gran♦
Sorry about earlier. Hope you and your family have a speedy recovery.
Granuaile: ♦smiles at Kayan♦ You are very sweet.
Lucas: ♦nods♦ We will watch them. Thanks Kayan, Blair, Palomira and Evander
Kayan: We’ll keep a look out for that dwarf.
♦Nods♦ Of course. It’s the least we can do for our friends.
Lucas: Just… don’t take him on alone? He’s unnatural
Kayan: ♦Chuckles♦ Noted. We’ll come extra prepared whenever we encounter him.
Lucas: That’s good to know
Kayan: Now, you go rest. No need to worry. We’ll keep the dwarf out of your reach.
Granuaile: (Waits for maker)
Kayan: I don’t have a flower, but I found this on the beach. ♦Gives Gran a shell♦
For you for giving me all the flowers you gave me earlier.
The Maker (GM): Lukey didn’t thank Cy or Isidore. ROOD
Granuaile: (ISIDORE NOTICE MY REQUEST)
Kayan: (OO NGA. Well, didn’t Cy already go ahead to Ihrlie’s room?
)
(YES PLS)
Lucas: (Sorry I didn’t know who was there D: )
Granuaile: ♦giggles♦ Oh, Kayan. This is lovely.
Lucas: (And I thanked the ones who talked bec I dunno who was there)
(So thanks to them too HUHU)
(too awkward to insert now)
The Maker (GM): (Sorry, I was Dc so I didn’t see the request wait lang. XD)
Isidore: ♦nods and smiles at Gran♦ Of course! Music can soothe the aches of the soul as well. I’ll come by after I get my lute.
Evander: I never knew souls could ache.
Kayan: (Evander pls come with breadsticks)
Granuaile: (ANO BA TO)
Kayan: (Evander pls!)
Granuaile: (hahah evander)
(EVANDERP)
Lucas: Oh, um sorry we haven’t met yet ♦hold hand out to Isidore♦ I’m Lucas and this is Arellen
Granuaile: Ma serannas, Isidore… I can’t wait to hear you play again.
Lucas: (MAKER PLS SHAKE MY HAND THIS TIME)
Blair: ♦sideeyes Evander♦ [Was this poor man dropped on his head as a baby?]
Granuaile: (BLAIR PLS)
Lucas: (Blair why)
Isidore: ♦shakes Lukey’s hand♦ A pleasure to meet two warden…Two wardens in love, entwined in life and death by the Taint…i shall have to ask you two for your story sometime…
Arellen: Oh, I can give you many, many, many details!
Kayan: (HAHAHAHAHA)
Lucas: ♦nervous laugh♦ Uh, sure
♦pokes Arellen♦ Not that much details
Fen’Harel: Isidore will write a song about u huhuhuhu
Kayan: (He thirsts for all the angst and drama)
Lucas: Thanks also for looking out for them especially Gran and Azeri. I’ve been worried about them since we’ve been gone.
Arellen: Of course not…some of those details are for me alone. ♦winks at Lukey♦
Lucas: (THERE MAKER. I have no idea where Cy is so….)
Isidore: (yay frandship for u)
Lucas: ♦blushes and looks away♦
Isidore: Hmm…very good material. ♦starts taking note of Lurellen♦
Lucas: ♦laughs awkwardly♦ ahahaha…haha…
Blair: Okay, we keep saying we’re going to let them rest…we really should let them rest now.
Kayan: (Isidore and Fia should write a fanfiction together, except Isidore is in charge of plot while Fia for the durteh scenes.)
Lucas: You’re right Blair. Gran, you really should take a break. Arellen and I will be nearby and make sure you’re all ok
Palomira: (Isidore will make it SUPER ANGSTEH or unintelligible post-modern shet)
Lucas: (Why Isidore)
Palomira: This probably means a new dwarf tomorrow…I hope he’s not as bad as the last.
Lucas: (Angsty thought is about right)
Kayan: (His drama thirst has to be quenched)
Lucas: ♦shudders♦ I hope not
Kayan: I can’t imagine a dwarf worse than that, though. ♦Grimaces♦
The Maker (GM): Meanwhile, Grumpius gets ready to invade….
Fen’Harel: WTH
The Maker (GM): invade ur buttholes
Dirthamen: UGH
Kayan: (NO)
(MAKER STWAP)
(HOW MANY DO WE HAVE TO KILL TO GET A NORMAL ONE)
Fen’Harel: where is grump in vesperus’ rankings
NONE OF THEM ARE NORMAL
The Maker (GM): Diederich is normal
Kayan: (Doc is kinda?)
The Maker (GM): His thing is that he’s so normal, he’s boring.
Fen’Harel: u mean diederich?
but dat peg leg
Kayan: (Perfect for me Q__Q)
Fen’Harel: u kno what he does with it
Dirthamen: I can live with boring
The Maker (GM): That’s the only weird thing. He doesn’t creep on the PCs!
Kayan: (At least he doesn’t want to shove it down the PCs’ buttholes)
The Maker (GM): Neither did Francois. good night sweet prince
Dirthamen: If he’s like Bashius….
Fen’Harel: true lmao
i miss franfran
Granuaile: As long as I get to stay beside Azeri, I’m okay.
(HEHE LATE)
Dirthamen: Fracois ;A;
Kayan: (We have to dread for Dopius’s arrival tho)
Granuaile: (I WAS MIXING BROWNIE MIX)
Kayan: (Sneezius: Muh chocobutt)
Granuaile: (because apparently we’re baking browniez)
Lucas: ♦pats Gran’s head and hesitantly pats Azeri’s head since he’s unconscious♦ You’ll be fine. I promise.
(Elliot I have no idea where u are)
The Maker (GM): On the bed. XD
Granuaile: (Elliott is asleep on his bed)
The Maker (GM): Grump and Sleepius will def creep on u tho
Kayan: (Bashius: hehe. My vanilla b-boy…)
Lucas: (Oh ok we’re in his room pa hahaha)
Granuaile: Okay… If you say so. I just want to hug Azeri to sleep…
The Maker (GM): ANO BA GET OUT OF THAT ROOM NA. We have Mean Girls + Kayan convo + Grump’s intro pa
Lucas: (Go go go)
Kayan: ♦Waves bye♦ Take care all of you. ♦Grabs Vita by the arm♦ I’ll tuck you in, Vita. Time to sleep.
Lucas: Goodbye and goodnight!
Granuaile: (BYE ALL lol jk ok go ahead I’m just drawing)
Vita: Okay, Kayan. ♦yawns♦ You can sleep on the extra mattress in my room tonight (since jerome kicked u out huhu)
Dirthamen: I’ll stay awake as long as I can
Fen’Harel: so wait what happened to bash talaga
Andruil: He went with CO
Dirthamen: for as long
The Maker (GM): Bash and Happius are creeping on the other ship
Dirthamen: Maker bless their souls
I mean the CO
Fen’Harel: LAWD
Dirthamen: They need it
The Maker (GM): Augustin is crippled pa….
Fen’Harel: WAWA AUGGY Q___Q
Andraste: SACRIFICEEEE
Andruil: ♦evil laughter♦
Fen’Harel: he’s the only vanilla
Andraste: OO NGA HAHA. WAIT.
The Maker (GM): Tamsin. XD
Andraste: Tamsin.
RUNNNN.
Fen’Harel: yeah but isnt bash gay
Andraste: I think he wants any vanilla skin for his furniture.
Fen’Harel: dat white leather
The Maker (GM): The dorfs prefer dudes
But Happius prefers ladies
Andraste: Phew, Tamsin. She’s too cute to die.
The Maker (GM): Happishara otp
Andraste: MY OTP. ♦Clenches kokoro♦
So much rabuuu.
Fen’Harel: die pls
Andraste: Happius: I’M THE HAPPIEST I CAN BE WHEN I AM WITH YOUUUUU.
Tamsin: Strange, I thought I heard heavy breathing? ♦shrugs♦
Ashara: KILLS HAPPIUS
(lel asterisksss)
The Maker (GM): Mean Girls na muna then Kayan again since he and Vita are zzzzzzzzzzz
Andraste: Prob cuddling since they are scared of the Bash appearing UuU
Fen’Harel: sleep with one eye open lmao
The Maker (GM): vita crawled into the extra mattress cause she got scurred
Andraste: Awwwwwwww. Vita is my precious daughter Q___Q
Fen’Harel: im sad no one is looking for jerome. wao kayan
Dirthamen: KAYAN PLS
Andraste: Ayyyy. Wait for his convo.
The Maker (GM): Jerome is with Manli. And he kicked Kayan out of the room. DX
Fen’Harel: huhuhuhuhuhu k
Dirthamen: :<
Andraste: It’s like the equivalent of kicking your spouse to the living room couch, haha.
The Maker (GM): ANYWAY, Mean Girls muna. idk what Iya has in mind lel
BASICALLY
Andraste: PARTEHHH.
Fen’Harel: 
wine emoji
Ashara: ♦standing on top of the table, bottle of wine in hand♦ T-TO US!!! ♦slurs♦
The Maker (GM): The other Mean Girls drunkenly toast Ashara. Meanwhile, Rellia snores in a nearby room.
Salvadore: Mi amiga, you might want to get down from that table before you hurt yourself. .n_n
Fia: giggles Since we’re all wasted right now we should…hehehehe….play some game!
(FACK ASTERISKS)
Ashara: ♦cackles♦ I’m fine! ♦does a little jig on the table♦ A GAME! I’m… ♦slurring♦ GAME.
Nazares: Magister, you could seriously fall from there considering how I appear to have ten fingers on this one hand…
Vesperus: ♦cackles and slaps Nazares’ back♦ Not used to drinking, Dream Boy?
Ashara: ♦takes a long chug from the wine bottle♦ Liiiiightweeeeight.
Nazares: I can hold my alcohol well enough…♦hiccups♦
Salvadore: ♦sipping apple juice♦ .n_n
Fia: (Oh yuuh, he doesn’t drink pala lel)
♦giggles♦ ANYWAY, a game! A game! ♦reaches for an empty wine bottle and sets it on the table♦
Salvadore: ♦raises brow♦ What is this?
Vesperus: Is this the game where we make out with each other? I’m not drink enough for that.
Ashara: ♦fills Ves’ cup♦ That can be remedied! Hahahahahahahaha!
Vesperus: ♦cackles♦ I’m going to be lying in a pool of my own vomit tomorrow but WORTH IT. ♦drinks what Ashara gave him♦
Fia: Noooo, we’re not making out with each other…not necessarily…♦giggles and takes a swig♦ Whoever the bottle lands on has to choose: answer a question truthfully or do a dare.
Salvadore: ♦chuckles lightly♦ This should be amusing. Let’s play.
Ashara: ♦ungracefully stumbles off the table and into the seat next to Ves♦ O… KAAAAAY.
Fia: Okay, okay! Here we goooo. ♦spins the wine bottle♦
Iya, roll 1d5. XD 1 = Salvadore, 2 = Ashara, 3 = Ves, 4 = Dream Boy and 5 = Fia. XD
The Maker (GM): dat wus the maker
Ashara: (LEL FIA)
rolling 1d5
(
1
)
= 1
(oh boy)
Andraste: (Lawdy)
Fia: Truth or dare, Salvadore?~
Salvadore: Oh… is it me? .n_n Hmm.
(1 = truth, 2 = dare)
rolling 1d2
(
2
)
= 2
Dare. ♦smiles♦
Fia: OHOHOHO, we have a bad ass here. ♦points at Salvadore, giggling♦
Ashara: ♦chugs♦ It’s more fun this way. If Salvadore picked truth, he could say anything and we wouldn’t know if he was lying.
Fia: Alright, alright…Ashara you’re the star of this celebration, you pick a dare first.
Ashara: HAHAHAHAHAH. O-OKAY.
Vesperus: Even ancient halla-humping juju couldn’t tell.
Ashara: HERE IT… GOES
Andraste: (I dare you to be uke n_n)
Ashara: (TO WHOM U MONSTER)
Fia: (Fia?;D)
Andraste: (Why not ;))))
Fia: (u can be the harbor for her dreadnaught)
Andraste: Hahahahaha
Ashara: (omg)
(maker pls. ashara doesnt even kno fia has a dreadnaught)
Andraste: Joke lang. That’s a horrible dare for Salvadore. Turrible friend if you do that.
Omg, what happens if they mess with the Gay family?
Fen’Harel: PWEDE LOL
Andraste: I dare you to whip Kayan in his sleep n_n
The Maker (GM): HOY, Vita is sleeping next to you. 8(
Andraste: n_n Salvadore doesn’t curr.
Hmmmm.
Fen’Harel: he hates rudeness tho. dat rude
Andraste: Oo nga. You know your son.
Ashara: I dare you to… ♦hic♦ DRINK THIS ENTIRE BOTTLE. CHUG IT. ♦shoves a bottle of Antivan wine in his hand♦
Salvadore: .n_n … are you sure this is a good idea.
Fia: I’ve always wondered what drunk Salvadore would be like! No taking anything back, Ashara!
Ashara: IT’S A DARE, IS IT NOT?
Nazares: Why am I feeling an impending sense of doom…and also warm fuzziness.
Salvadore: ♦shrugs♦ Very well, I did make a commitment. ♦uncorks bottle and quickly chugs it down, the Mean Girls watching intently♦
Ashara: ……….. Well?!
Vesperus: His cheeks are getting kinda red. Feeling warm and fuzzy like Dream Boy here yet?!
Salvadore: .n_n Perhaps. Actually, you’ll… ♦stands, swerving slightly♦ you’ll have to excuse me for a few minutes. If… that’s alright…
Fia: ♦drags Salvadore back down next to her♦ Oh come on, Salvadore! ♦grins♦ The night is still young. ALSO, it’s your turn to spin the bottle!
Salvadore: Hahaha, al…right. I can… stay. For a little bit. .n_n
♦spins the bottle♦
rolling 1d5
(
2
)
= 2
Fia: Oh, it’s Ashara! Time for some payback, Salvadoreee!
Ashara: ♦uncorking another bottle and chugging it down♦ BRIIIING IT.
Salvadore: Truuuuth. Or… ♦swerves♦ Daaare…?
The Maker (GM): Roll 1d2. XD
Ashara: rolling 1d2
(
1
)
= 1
Andraste: Ohohohoho.
Ashara: TRUTH.
Andraste: Go crazy Salvadore.
Vesperus: THIS is gonna be good. ♦cackles♦
Fia: WRECK HER WITH THE TRUTH, SALVADORE!
Andraste: I’M GOING TO WRECK IT.
Salvadore: I-I’m sure you can come up with an interesting question, Fia… My… head is a little fuzzy. .n_n
Andraste: ♦Waggles eyebrows♦ Think of something good 8D
Nazares: See? I’m not the only one. ♦hiccups♦
Salvadore: ♦makes another move to stand♦ I… I have to… do… stuff… things…
Fia: Okay, if you had to bang one of us at the table right here, right now…who’s it gonna be— NOOOOOO. Stay, Salvadore! ♦drags him back down and puets her arm aorund him♦
Andraste: Rick: I’m going stuff, Lori…Things
Salvadore: ♦leans against Fia♦ But… things… ♦giggles♦
Vesperus: HOLY SHIT HE GIGGLED
Fia: Aww, drunk Salvadore is so cuuuute.
Andruil: CUTE
Ashara: ♦cackles♦ ANY OF YOU…….. BUT VES. ♦pokes Ves’ cheek softly♦ NOT! YOU!
Dirthamen: This is derpy but I like it
Vesperus: GOOD. UGH. That one time we made out…..so fucking weird……
Ashara: It’s like kissing my cousin. If I had any. ♦belches♦
Fia: Hehehe…good to….know….♦jots this down♦
Andraste: Scienceeee.
Salvadore: ♦giggles♦ But Fiaaaaaaaa, mi amiga, I want to… go out. And… ♦makes a grab for his whip♦ Thiiiings.
Andraste: Omg Salvadore.
Dirthamen: Dirthamen approves
Fia: No. STAAAAAAAAAY. Like, three more questions, then you can go do your things. Or your things in here, I don’t care. SPIN THE BOTTLE, ASHARA!
Ashara: ♦cackles♦ So I’m not banging anyone at the table?! How disappointing. HeeeEEERE WE GO. ♦chugs and spins the bottle♦
rolling 1d5
(
5
)
= 5
Andraste: (FIA!)
Fia: Oh it’s meeeee! DO YOUR WORST
rolling 1d2
(
2
)
= 2
Ashara: Looks like it’s you, mi amiga! ♦smirks at Fia♦
Fia: Dare! ♦giggles♦
Salvadore: ♦clinging to Fia like a giggly jellyfish♦ Oh nooooooo.
Fia: (omg salvadore pls)
Andraste: HAHAHA.
I like this side of Salvadore >u<
Fia: (FYI, Salvadore is Iya btw)
Andraste: Mhm. I figured ;u;
Ashara: (he rlly wants to go out and do… something. y’all are doing good by reining him in)
(and by y’all i mean fia)
Fia: (OO NGA, the others are too scared of Salvadore to try and control him kasi….)
Ashara: ♦cackles♦ OKAY, OKAY, OKAY. UMMM. HERE IT GOES.
Fia: Come on, Ashara! Make me do something I’ll regret tomorrow!
Ashara: GO UM. KIDNAP SOMEONE ON THE SHIP AND BRING THEM HERE. ANDMAKE THEM WEAR THOSE SMALL CLOTHES YOU KEEP ON MAKING AND NOTHING ELSE.
Andraste: HAHAHHAHAHAHAHA LAWDY
Andruil: Muh house smells like brownies
Fen’Harel: yummy q
Andruil: oh shit are you going to get Gran?

Andraste: Sneez approves!
Fen’Harel: on the ship
Fia: YESSSSSSSS!!! WAIT RIGHT HERE
Fen’Harel: so not gran, she’s off the ship diba? WHO’S ON THE SHIP
Andruil: She’s on the ship
in Azeri’s room??
The Maker (GM): Fia returns with Granuaile, Kayan and Lucas in sexy smallclothes.
Fen’Harel: omg
Vesperus: EEW, why is that one here?! ♦points to Kayan wih digust♦
Granuaile: ♦scratches her head♦ W-What’s going on…
Andraste: OMG. How did Fia go past Vita, Ihrlie, Cy, Arellen, and err, others?!
Vesperus: OH, THAT ONE THOUGH
Granuaile: (is fully healed na??)
Ashara: ♦cackles♦ WOOOOOOOOO.
Lucas: W-what
Vesperus: ♦gazes at Granuaile’s boobs♦
Kayan: ♦Groggy♦ Probably another Sneezius nightmare…♦Yawns♦
Granuaile: ♦doesn’t realize that she’s posing seductively on a chair♦
Ashara: SEEEEEXY. ♦throws peanuts at Lucas’ scantily clad form♦
Lucas: ♦rubs eyes♦ Where… Where is Arellen? ♦groggy♦ Fia is that you ♦squints♦
Ow! ♦blinks♦ Ashara?
Fia: SSH, SSHHH, SHHHHH. ♦shoves alcohol down their throats♦ Just sit there and look sexy!
Kayan: ♦Starts sleeping on the table and murmurs♦ No. Sneezius…My choco butt is only for….
Granuaile: ♦refuses the alcohol and stretches♦
Vesperus: ♦eyes widen♦ Are you sure you’re not a blood mage? Fuck, they’re hypnotic…♦crosses his legs to hide his erection♦
Ashara: ♦frowns slightly at Kayan♦ Why this one, too?! ANYWAY. GOOD JOB, FIA. ♦takes another glug of alcohol and throws peanuts at Granuaile as well♦
Nazares: …did we multiple?
Lucas: Oh right ♦blinks sleepily at the alcohol and drinks then slumps against the wall and sleeps♦
Granuaile: O-Ow…Wait.. Why am I here?.. Am I modeling for you, Fia? ♦rubs eyes♦
Kayan: ♦Flails arms♦ Stop fapping. I know there are two choco elves…
Ashara: ♦plucks the goblet from Nazares’ hand♦ Thaaaaaat’s enough for you.
Vesperus: He forgot how to grammar already. ♦moves away as Nazres slumps down onto the table♦
Fia: HEY, it’s MY TURN to spin. Wake him up if it’s him! ♦drinks from her bottle♦ And yeah…modelling…close enough.
rolling 1d5
(
5
)
= 5
Ashara: It landed on youuu. Spin agaiN!
Fia: rolling 1d5
(
2
)
= 2
Kayan: (Ashara again!)
Ashara: Hahahaha, fuck. Okay, do your worst.
Kayan: ♦Snores and twitches♦ A-ashara. No…
Ashara: rolling 1d2
(
1
)
= 1
Tru— ACTUALLY.
I’ll do a dare this time.
♦handwaves♦
Kayan: (Lawdy)
Ashara: DO! YOUR! WORST!
Granuaile: ♦sits down on an unoccupied chair, confused♦
Lucas: ♦shuffles and slumps against Gran’s chair and snores♦
Kayan: ♦Snorts♦ Hehe….You burned your….
Fia: Ohhh, alright, alright. Okay, strip naked, ride a halla and yell to everyone on the ship “I’M A HALLA HUMPER AND I’M PROUD!”
Lucas: (WOW)
Granuaile: Lucas?… ♦cradles him like a baby♦
Kayan: (I"M UGLY AND I’M PROUD)
Lucas: (Fia is cut throat)
Granuaile: (FIA PLS)
Salvadore: .n_n HAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHA. ♦giggles loudly then slumps on the table♦
Lucas: ♦mumbles♦ Arellen, it’s still late.. go to bed ♦clings to Gran♦
Vesperus: ♦cackles♦ These two lightweights. Come on, Ashara. Get your ass on that halla!
Ashara: ♦chugs the rest of the bottle and wipes her mouth with the back of her hand♦ … LET’S DO THIS.
Kayan: (It’s like Godiva except with halla!)
Ashara: ♦stands while simultaneously stripping♦
LEEET’S. GOOOOO
♦trips over her halfway-down trousers and lands face first onto the floor♦
Fia: ……………………………………………..
Ashara: x_x
Granuaile: Lucas… I’m not Arellen… ♦giggles♦
Salvadore: ♦lifts head♦ Haaaallashara?! Hee hee…
Vesperus: FUCK! ASHARAAAAAAAA— ♦runs over to her and pokes her♦ Did she…pass out?!
Ashara: x_x ♦out cold♦
Fia: LIGHTWEIGHTSSSSSS
Kayan: ♦Giggles in his sleep♦
Ashara: ♦with her pants halfway down and shirt open♦
Kayan: (Sexyyyy)
Ashara: (ashara isnt a lightweight, she just drank the most HUHUHUHU)
Granuaile: (naisu)
Ashara: (classy A
)
Lucas: ♦whines and snuggles into Gran♦ Later emma lath….
(Good job Ashara)
Kayan: (Lukey, Gran, and Kayan should join in the game 8D)
Vesperus: ♦closes her shirt and pants♦ Yeah, well, as you can see, Fia, thanks to you, I need to…meet…a friend…in the cargo hold…..♦gestures to his hard-on from seeing Gran♦
Lucas: (Pls no. I’m unconscious and I’m fine)
Kayan: (Waoooo)
Ashara: (WHAT FRIEND. WHAT ABOUT MAX. VES PLS)
Kayan: (Vessssssss ano buhhh haha)
Lucas: (VES NOOO)
Granuaile: ♦pets Lucas as she cradles him in her bosom ;;;; ♦
Fia: (That “friend” IS Max. XD He still won’t admit they’re together lmao)
Ashara: (VES IS SO TSUN ANO BEH)
Lucas: ♦snuggles and mumbles something about arcane lore♦
Kayan: (Don’t be like tsundere!Kayan)
Ashara: ♦snoring loudly♦
Lucas: (Good job Ves! And good job Max! It’s bootiful ;A; )
Fia: UH-HUH. “FRIEND”. Your big and hairy friend who’s totally not Max. Well, I’m NOT cleaning this mess up!
Granuaile: (Ves and Max A
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Kayan: (Aww, Dream Boy didn’t go o3o)
Salvadore: ♦stands up all of a sudden♦ .n_n Wow, what happened.
Granuaile: I think… I should go back to my room now that people are leaving…
Kayan: (That was quick)
Lucas: ♦clings to Gran and snores♦
Vesperus: Why would I want to be with that gurgut-fucker?! See? Y