Kayan and Jerome are walking along the shore of Afsaana, the party having returned to Salvadore’s estate. Kayan’s mind is elsewhere, preoccupied by both the strange red lyrium woman on the island, as well as having to come to terms with his past on Llomeryn. He looks up and sees the secluded cover where Elfreida directed him to meet her after, he tugs Jerome and they make haste for the cove. As the approach, they see Elfrieda and Lesi sitting on a large boulder, dangling their bare feet as they watch the sea.
Elfrieda: Kayan! ♦hops down and runs over to him and hugs him♦ For once, I’m not out of breath running and explaining everything, heh.
Kayan: Elfrieda! ♦Hugs back♦
Finally. We haven’t really spent much time together after back in the Frostbacks. And Lesi is even here too ♦Waves to her♦.
Lesi: (HOW DO LESI)
Kayan: (Lesi is chillax person ;u;)
(And derpy )
Lesi: Hey, Kayan and Jerome, been eating cheese and stuff or whatever Orlesians like doing for fun? ♦hops down and she and Jerome shake hands♦
Kayan: (Buenooo ;u;)
Jerome: (lel, your Lesi is still da best)
Kayan: (Huhuhu, we made her personality together. That horse penis tho >u>;;)
Jerome: ♦chuckles♦ Cheese is not as popular here in Rivain. In any case, you must have news if you needed us to meet away from Prince Salvadore’s estate.
Elfrieda: ♦nods♦ We can take our time now that Euresyne’s forces are in disarray on that island. What exactly happened there?
Kayan: ♦Glances at Jerome♦
Err….Well, a lot has happened.
This might take awhile, so maybe we should go sit down?
Lesi: Okay, let’s sit over there, don’t want our butts getting wet or pinched by crabs. ♦she leads them to a small hill overlooking Rialto Bay where they all sit♦
Kayan: ♦Coughs♦ So, I guess I’ll start…
Before going to the location you gave me, I happened to run across my family…Not the one with me now, but the ones by blood.
Apparently, they were working for Euresyne, along with another person…
Jerome: ♦briefly scowls at that♦ They have been dealt with.
Kayan: (Salty Jerome >u<)>u>)
Kayan: (Meanwhile Bagel…♦Sings, “All By Myself”)
Jahel: ON MY OWN, PRETENDING HE’S BESIDE ME.
Kayan: (Omg Bagel. He would do that xD;;)
♦Blushes and squeezes his hand♦
You’ll always have me by your side, Jerome…
Anyway, I should start putting my clothes back on. ♦Glances at Jerome♦ I shouldn’t sit around here naked, so…
Jerome: Yes, you look rather cold. Best you try on that newly enchanted armor.
Kayan: ♦Pouts♦ [I’ll just ask later…]
Right. Let’s see how good your skills are, Lesi. ♦Puts on the armor♦
Lesi: Let’s test it then! ♦signals to Cookies who picks up a stone and throws it at Kayan♦
Kayan: ♦Shuts eyes before the stone hits him, making a “tck” sound. He opens his eyes again♦
Hey, looks like it worked, Lesi! Nice work.
Elfrieda: Lesi’s the best after all. ♦bends over to kiss peck Lesi on the lips♦
Kayan: (Elfresi UwU)
♦Nods♦ I have no doubts about it.
Anyway, where are you going to go after this? It might not be a good idea to stay since most of the Corial Order is here.
Elfrieda: We’ll be around Rivain, we still need to wait for our spies and keep an eye on Euresyne. She was desperate before but if she survived the island…who knows what she’ll do. If you get a message from me again, we meet here, okay? I expect our spies to have news on Euresyne soon enough.
Lesi: Kayan already stripped ealier, think you two need alone time. We should be off. ♦winks♦
Kayan: Got it. Let’s hope the spies bring back news that Euresyne is dead.
You sure it’s me who wants alone time, Lesi? You seem so ready to leave. ♦Hand waves♦
But ever since Euresyne started chasing you two down, I bet you two rarely get time alone. ♦Winks♦
Lesi: when you put it that way, Kayan, it’s sort of like we need some alone time, eh Elfie? ♦puts her arm around Elfie’s waist♦
Elfrieda: ♦laughs♦ Alright, alright. I owe Lesi a date now, thank to you, Kayan. ♦smiles♦ I’ll see you soon enough. With good news, hopefully.
Kayan: Take care you two! Don’t forget to bring Cookies as your third wheel. ♦Smiles and waves goodbye♦
Jerome: ♦Elfresi wave as they go off hand in hand with Cookie lumbering behind them♦ Kayan…now that we are alone…might I ask you something?
Kayan: ♦Sighs♦ It’s about why I kept secrets from you, isn’t?
Jerome: ♦nods, his expression not changing♦ Yes. Kayan, I think that our fight would have been…less severe if you had told me before about that man. ♦furrows brows♦ Instead, I ended up wondering why you tried so hard to hide him from me…
Kayan: I didn’t mean to cause you so much stress on you and the family, but I never thought my past would be relevant since I never expected to come back after I ran away from Llomerynn.
Still, you, out of all people, deserve to know everything about me, but I was afraid on how you would react. When I left, I wanted to leave behind all my bad childhood memories in Llomerynn, even the good ones… I didn’t want my life before to interfere with the life I have with you…But after what happened….♦Furrows brows♦ I still can’t let go of the past.
(♦ I realize that I still can’t let go of the past.)
Jerome: ♦cups Kayan’s cheek♦ Kayan…you need not worry about your past. The past is behind you, but now and for the rest of our lives, you have me and our family. I understand being afraid to share your past when…your original family was not the kindest, but you should know by now that I will love you no matter what you think has marred you in the past. You can let go of the past, Kayan. All those bad people [including that Jahel] will no longer come and hurt you. We will protect you.
Kayan: (So salty Jerome >u>)
You already have and never stopped protecting me, Jerome. When I first met you, I always thought you were the same as all the other nobles: pretentious and materialistic. It took six years for my stupid self to realize that everything I thought about you was wrong.
No matter how much I hurt and degrade you, you always chose to remain by my side. I know that I don’t deserve you, but to be honest, you’re the one who made me a better person. ♦Breathes deeply♦
And you’re right. For you, I’ll let go of the past. It’s about time that I give you all of my heart, rather than half.
Jerome: (AWWWWWWWWWW THE LAST LINE. >u<)>u>)
(But I won’t deny that I’m thirst, mmm chocolate strawberry)
(Chocolate and vanilla, swirl, swirl, swirllll~)
Fen’Harel: Andraste is starting up her PC
omg i just read bri’s “and they had sex”
The Maker (GM): Startiiiing na
Andruil: wao Kayan remembered the Granzeri stripping while mopey
Andraste: It didn’t happen too long ago, so the memory is still fresh o3o
The Maker (GM): The party is gathers in the dining area, several days after their return from the island temple, not far from Llomeryn.
Fia: ♦eyes Granzeri and Kayrome♦ Okay, time to speak up about those crystals. Dream Boy saw them, but he’s not here yet, so…
Granuaile: Oh, the crystals? What about them?
Kayan: I don’t have them if that’s what you’re going to ask.
Kayan: (Oh yuh. I forgot that Kayan didn’t tell Gran)
Granuaile: (Yeah…. D8 )
Fia: Even Salvadore’s not here…where is everyone? ♦turns back to you♦ Just tell us what was on the crystals. Come on, we’re all running from that big, red…thing…hehe.
Fen’Harel: Srry was replying to email from my new attorney bff
Ashara: ♦emerges from a nearby room with Nazares in tow. Both their clothes look rumpled♦ Are you having a meeting? What’s going on?
Granuaile: It had something to do with… red lyrium? And someone named… Ty—Tycoon? They were quite vague.
Kayan: (Huhu. Everyone was busy)
Granuaile: (tycoon 8D )\
Nazares: ♦coughs♦ I apologize, Ashara and I were…talking strategy in the adjoining room. ♦fixes Ashara’s rumpled collar♦
Granuaile: (mmm strategy)
Ashara: ♦shifty eyes♦ S-strategy. Yes. That is exactly what we were… talking… about.
Fia: Strategy…such as strategically placed limbs, eh? ♦giggles♦
Salvadore: (am i still salvadore)
Vesperus: Dream Boy was testing his…strategic maneuvers on Ashara…looks like they both won. ♦cackles♦
The Maker (GM): (Salvadore’s not there yet and you can be him later. Wait lang. XD)
Salvadore: (okay ^ q^)
( ♦ .^ q^)
Kayan: (Lawdy, wonder where Salvadore is ouo;;)
Rellia: Can I play this strategy game, Shara?
(For adults only)
Ashara: NO!!! ♦pauses when she sees Rellia frown♦ Uh… It’s for… grown-ups only.
Granuaile: Can Rellia play with Grace instead? ♦pout♦
Rellia: Yay, can I? OuO
Ashara: [IS THIS HALLA HUMPER DENSE]
Kayan: (Omg. I just remembered that Rellia and Vita aren’t still friends ;____;)
Granuaile: Yes, you can! We grown ups have…to deal with things for now.
Ashara: You can play some other game, si? ♦sits at the table beside Rellia♦
(OMG THEY ARENT FRANDS YET NGA. SATINALIA MIRACLE PLS)
Kayan: (Ashara and Kayan need to team upppp)
Nazares: Of course, Rellia…it appears we have matters to discuss. ♦carries Rellia and places her on Grace who Gran leads into the room♦The crystals…the woman we saw on the island, she was mentioned by the voices from the crystal.
Kayan: (Satin I need your help)
Azeri: ♦clings to Gran’s arm♦ Don’t pressure Granuaile! We were distracted when we listened to the crystals…
Granuaile: (WE? YOU MEAN YOU)
Jerome: (HAHA OO NGA)
Granuaile: ♦giggles♦ It’s fine, fenorain. Would the woman be… the Lirelle girl from the crystals?
Yes, they were too busy making strategies like Nazares and Ashara here.
Ashara: ♦shoots Kayan a dirty look♦
Granuaile: (GRAN LISTENED OK)
Ashara: Right, this Lirelle…
You said she was a grey warden, Nazares. From… hundreds of years ago?! How is that even possible?!
Jerome: ♦awkward laughter♦ Kayan, please. What I remember from the crystals was that a man named Tychon murdered a woman named Lirelle during the Third Blight, He is the one responsible for the dragon blood.
Granuaile: Oh, I thought it was Tycoon…
Kayan: So he’s the one who started all this mess?
Lucas: How is she still alive then? The blight in her body should’ve eventually killed her.. ♦frowns♦
Nazares: Do you know the story of Eleni Zenovia?
Ashara: … who.
Vesperus: The mother of Archon Hessarian. She had the magical ability to see the future and predicted his father’s death so she was punished by having her soul bound inside of a statute.
Nazares: Precisely. Someone or something bound this woman, Lirelle, inside of an object and left it within me. Iona Tagaris used magic to break her free. Warden Lucas, what happens when a nn-warden kills the Archdemon?
Lucas: When a non-warden kills the Archdemon, it transfers itself to the nearest darkspawn and essentially continues to live.
Kayan: But wait, how did this Lirelle get into you in the first place? Was it Euresyne’s doing like how she tampered with Vita and Ihrlie’s blood?
Ashara: ♦frowns and looks at Nazares♦
Nazares: And that is how she ended up alive all these years. I…♦exchanges a look with Ashara♦ No, I was desperate at one time and I let a creature carrying her in. A somniari is always a target for spirits, it is no surprise that I was sought out.
Arellen: It doesn’t make sense though…wardens do not usually transfer to the nearest darkspawn when they die. Why can she?
Lucas: For her to be able to do that like an Archdemon… I’ve never heard of such a thing ♦shakes head♦
Arellen: We think alike, ma vhenan. ♦winks at Lucas♦
Lucas: ♦frowns♦ Even at the most corrupted, she should not be able to do so
Ashara: Not to mention she came out of a red templar that time… that was no darkspawn. Is it something to do with blighted bodies? ♦folds arms♦
Vesperus: She’s more Blighted than usual. Dream Boy and I studied red lyrium…it’s lyrium that carries the Taint.
Granuaile: So it’s the red lyrium then? Like the one we found in Iona’s chambers.
Lucas: Maker’s breath, for the lyrium itself to carry the Taint…
Kayan: But how could red lyrium kept her alive for hundreds of years?
Fia: They already explained that she’s been jumping from bodies then went into hibernation for the past hundreds of years. ♦swats Kayan♦ Even I got that, pay attention, Kayan!
Jerome: ♦pats Kayan♦ So this means that ahe has as much corruption in her as an Archdemon, so she can access similar abilities…but what about Ihrlie and Vita?
Nazares: What is within Ihrlie and Vita and myself are her essences. Meaning, unless we are to get rid of them, she can keep regenerating. I am still searching for a removal method that is not leathal.
Kayan: (HURR. I get it now)
Granuaile: ♦pats Kayan♦
Ashara: ♦squeezes Nazares
Ashara: (DAT SPACE)
Granuaile: (squeezes what_
Kayan: (Ate explained it to me, lel)
Ashara: (GRAN PLS)
Lucas: [Maker, Lirelle is like an Archdemon? Andraste’s mercy…]
Ashara: (so cant u like…. get a warden to shank her)
Jerome: ♦nods♦ We will never harm befall anyone here. But, why is she after the twins? I heard that she mentioned them.
Lucas: (does it work that way? D: Besides remember DA1 and the end…)
Jerome: (Not with the esseences, it’s more like The Elder One)
Ashara: (yeah if the warden does the finishing blow to archdemon, it patay)
(i mean warden patay)
(im essentially asking if lirelle can be downed like an archdemon would)
Granuaile: (the essences would have to die as well diba D: )
Ashara: (oo nga. horcrux O-(-<)><)>)
Andraste: Take off your clothes, Lukey.
Granuaile: ♦leans over to Elliott and whispers♦ D-Do you know the rules of this game?
The Maker (GM): EVERYONE…roll 4d6 + Cunning
Ashara: (CUNNING?! ANO BUH)
Kayan: rolling 4d6 + 2
Ashara: (DA FUCK LMAO)
Granuaile: (are you shitting me)
Fia: rolling 4d6 + 20
Ashara: (WAO not bad jerome 8D)
Kayan: (Jerome 8D)
Nazares: rolling 4d6 + 20
Ashara: ♦stares incredulously at Salvadore’s, Fia’s, and Nazares’ cards♦ The fuck?!
Ashara: (Ves is playing too diba? Where is Max)
Isidore: rolling 4d6 + 20
Ashara: (EVERYONE CHEATING LOL)
Kayan: (So many cheaters, huhu)
Granuaile: (THESE CHEATERS)
Kayan: Wait, how are all of you getting good cards? ♦Squints♦
Granuaile: (so i have to take off my skirt? ;A; )
The Maker (GM): Arellen, Nazares, Fia, Isidore and Salvadore win the round.
The others must strip
Kayan: (Take it offff)
Ashara: (how much)
The Maker (GM): The one with the highest cards gets to choose
Kayan: (Oh my)
Ashara: (… SALVADORE)
Salvadore: Take off…your bottoms. .n_____________n
Ashara: ((. ͡^ ͜ʖ ͡^))
Fia: You heard him. ♦waggles eyebrows♦
Granuaile: ♦takes off her skirt, revealing her thigh high stockings♦ So this is how it works…
Fia: (OMG PERFECT EMOTICON)
Salvadore: . ͡^ ͜ʖ ͡^)
Ashara: ♦groans and takes off her trousers, leaving her thigh-high boots on♦ I swore I was good at this damn game…
Kayan: Something doesn’t seem right… ♦Grumbles and takes off his pants♦
Nazares: ♦eyes the zettai ryouki♦
Jerome: Fortunately, I have two layers of pants. I expected this to happen. ♦removes one layer of pants♦
Lucas: ♦takes of pants♦ [Why is this happening again…♦
Ashara: (JEROME WAO)
Lucas: (JEROME WAO)
Arellen: Take it off, vhenan. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Azeri: ♦cover’s Gran’s black, lacey smallclothes with his hands♦
Granuaile: ♦looks at Azeri♦ You’re supposed to take off your pants too.
Ashara: Damnit, that was a fluke. I’ll win this time. (ง ͠° O ͡°)ง
Kayan: ♦Pouts♦ Well, you’re no fun, Jerome.
♦Smirks♦ But we’ll see what happens to your pants in the next round.
Azeri: ♦takes his pants on and lays them across Gran’s thighs to cover her♦ [MINE.]
Ashara: (Azeri such gentleman uwu)
Lucas: ♦pulls shirt down over small clothes♦ Maker why…
Arellen: ♦pats Lukey’s butt♦ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Ashara: (omg i have a feeling azeri will end up stripping just to cover gran HAHAHAH)
Granuaile: (HAHAHA bec gran sucks at this…)
Kayan: (Gran and Azeri will both have to strip eventually ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) )
Salvadore: Let us start round 1~
Ashara: (and then both of them will be naked… OTL)
Ashara: Fine. I won
Salvadore: No, you lost.
Ashara: ♦won’t lose this time. (ง ͠° O ͡°)ง
(so wait how does this work?)
The Maker (GM): No, I was joking
Granuaile: (ARE WE NOT ALLOWED TO CHEAT)
Kayan: (I think we can. Can we?!)
Lucas: (Lucas has no cheating skills >A< )
Granuaile: (I want Gran to cheat)
Kayan: (Can we try to catch if the others are cheating too?)
The Maker (GM): Perception (Seeing) to catch. You must pass a Cunning check to cheat
Granuaile: (k no cheating then)
Ashara: (lelnope for ashara)
Granuaile: rolling 3d6+3
Granuaile: rolling 4d6+3
Kayan: (What’s the check for catch cheaters? o3o)
Ashara: (i think it’s nigh impossible to catch anyone cheating O-(-<)>83 >83 >83
Granuaile: (OKAY 8D )
The Maker (GM): wawa azeri
Granuaile: ♦takes off Azeri’s pants♦ Itchy!
Ashara: (okay. enjoy ur luuuunch uwu )
Granuaile: (i’ll look for lunch din u w u )
Salvadore: Perhaps you should come back later when you’re more inebriated, friends. .n_n There are contests happening right now if you wish to join them!
Kayan: (Dreadnaught contests….)
Granuaile: Contests?? ♦stands up♦
Ashara: (LMAO NAKED ON THE BOTTOM)
Granuaile: (yeah… 8D; )
Ashara: Contests?! I’m game. ♦grins♦
Kayan: Gran! You’re still naked…
Azeri: Ghaildahlas! COVER YOURSELF FIRST~ ♦shields Gran with his body, his banana hanging in the air♦
Granuaile: It’s fine~ ♦giggles and goes to Kayan to drag him♦ CONTESTS!
Lucas: ♦pulls down on shirt♦ How am I supposed to go around now… ♦looks around as if to run♦
Kayan: ♦Gets dragged by Gran before he even got a chance to pull on his clothes again♦
Azeri: ♦runs after Granuaile and makes her wear her clothes♦
Kayan: Kayan! ♦ties his coat around Kayan’s wasit♦
Kayan: (Whoa. Kayan doppleganger)
Jerome: (THAT WAS HEROME)
Jerome: (KANIINA KA PA JEROM)
Kayan: (Kayan: Kayan halp meee)
Kayan: (Kayan: ♦Makes out with self♦ My savior)
Ashara: (LMAO STAWP)
Kayan: ♦Awkward smile♦ T-Thanks, Jerome.
Ashara: ♦stands up♦ Come, mi amor. Let’s go do those contests before those idiots hog all the prizes.
Lucas: ♦grabs pants and puts it back on♦ [Where are my small clothes…]
Kayan: (Arellen burned them. )
Granuaile: ♦hugs Azeri♦ I think you should put on your clothes too. ♦pokes the banana♦
Kayan: (Those nasteh diapers)
Granuaile: ( ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) )
Nazares: ♦coughs and hands Ashara her pants♦ Assuming they can actually win.
Ashara: (lukey u need nicer smallclothes)
Arellen: ♦smiles innocently♦ [Die, you diaper things…]
Lucas: (probably == )
♦shifts uncomfortably♦ At least I have pants… where to next?
Ashara: ♦tugs on pants hurriedly♦ [Wait, didn’t I have smallclothes?] ♦shrugs♦
Azeri: ♦banana comes alive at Granuaile’s touch♦ I-I-I will follow!
Kayan: (His banana will follow you anywhere, Gran)
Granuaile: ♦clings onto Arellen’s arm and whispers♦ You sneaky…
The Maker (GM): > Sack Race Dex (Acro)
> Mud Wrestling Con (Stamina)
> Archery Dex (Bows)
> Tug of War Str (Might)
> Combat Dex (Legerdemain)
> Mage’s Meadow Magic
The Maker (GM): > Chess Cunning
> Scavenger Hunt Perception
> Staring Contest Willpower
LOL, DERPEH GAMES
Granuaile: (SACK RACE)
Kayan: (YES PLS)
Ashara: > SACK RACE
Kayan: (Go rogue buddies 8D 8D)
Ashara: > MAGE’S MEADOW
Granuaile: (we SHALL WIN THIS KAYAN)
Lucas: (MAGES MEADOW)
Granuaile: ♦takes Kayan’s hand and goes to the sack race place♦ Let’s win this!
Kayan: (Awww uwu)
The Maker (GM): Sack Race muna?
Kayan: ♦Nods♦ We got this!
The Maker (GM): I forgot, there’s also 3-legged race, lmao
Granuaile: (all the mages go to mage’s meadow)
The Maker (GM): Mages: O-kay…
Ashara: (sack race muna uwu)
(ashara will join. dat dex)
The Maker (GM): We;ll just do the games in the order I put.
Granuaile: (YES 8D)
Kayan: (Azeri: ♦Touches Gran’s legs. His banana rises♦ )
Ashara: (perf. 8D)
Kayan: (Sounds gooood )
Granuaile: (Azeri PLS)
Ashara: (omg mud wrestling. MANLI)
The Maker (GM): SEXY HORACIO
Granuaile: (Gran doesn’t wear her skirt nalang muna lelele)
Kayan: (If only Sumera and Euresyne could mud wrestle ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) )
The Maker (GM): Finnie did mud wrestling. terrifying…
Ashara: (wawa horacio, what happened after the darts)
Kayan: (He deflated)
Granuaile: (his fat protected him from pain)
The Maker (GM): The party lines up for the sack race and see other contestants have lined up to join as well.
Granuaile: ♦determined face♦ We got this, Kayan.
Rellia: ♦hops around in a rack and nearly trips buy Nazares catches her♦ good luck, Shara!
Lucas: (Do I join this?)
Kayan: Of course. I’m confident we’ll do much better here than earlier.
Vita: Kayan! Are you gonna join this? Jerome and I will cheer for you!
Ashara: (AWW RELLIA uwu)
Kayan: (Join for funsies Lukey!)
Vita: (Lukey can join…if he wants to. XD;;)
Granuaile: (VITA u w u )
Ashara: ♦grins and flashes a “V” sign at Nazares and Rellia♦
Granuaile: ♦takes off her skirt thing for better movement♦ I’m so ready.
Kayan: Vita! Aww, you two are sweet. Don’t you two want to join as well?
(Azeri: I’m so ready ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) )
Lucas: ♦stares at the sack♦
Vita: I’m…♦looks at her toes♦ Too clumsy.
Ashara: (azeri made her wear his pants na, forgetting to put his own pants on LMAO)
Granuaile: (Azeri pls….)
Ashara: (VHENANA FULL MAST)
Kayan: Nonsense. This is for fun. Win or lose, it doesn’t matter.
Bogart Bearbreaker: I shall win this contest of arms.
Ashara: (WTH BOGART)
Kayan: (HE CAME BACK)
Ashara: Wait, SWAMP MAN?! How did you—
Bogart Bearbreaker: ♦gets into a sack that barely fits him♦
Ashara: (wao sexy)
Granuaile: ♦looks at Bogart♦ Who are you?
Ashara: (Theo: fapfapfapfap)
Happius: I’ll be playing too, caramel buns. [winks at Ashara♦
Kayan: (Omg, how can anyone say his name with a straight face)
Kayan: ♦Snickers at Ashara♦ [Now you know my pain.]
Nazares: ♦"accidentally" trips Happius as he hops by♦
Granuaile: (V good)
Azeri: I will join as well and keep an eye on Granuaile!
Ashara: (LELELELE GOOD)
Granuaile: (Azeri r u sure)
Arellen: …are you sure, da’len? You aren’t…agile.
Kayan: (Don’t get yourself distracted too much)
Ashara: (azeri NO)
Augustin: ♦huffs♦ My legs are still healing, but I will win FOR THE GLORY OF THE CORIAL ORDER!!!!!
Granuaile: Fenorain, it’s alright. You and Elliott can just cheer for me.
Ashara: (FUCKING AUGGY ANO BUH)
Lucas: No I’m not… ♦stares at the sack♦ Perhaps I should back out ♦slowly puts the sack down♦
Granuaile: (ANO BA HE GETS MINUS POINTS BECAUSE HE HAS NO LEGS)
Ashara: (ANG BOBO AUGGY)
Lucas: (Auggy HAHAHAHA)
Ashara: (he has legs but theyre still… in bad shape. ANO BUH: HE HAS LEGS. They’re just healing lel
Tamsin: Let me take your place, Augustin. Can’t risk you re-bresking those.
Granuaile: (OR CAN ELLIOTT JOIN AND TRIP A LOT)
(i’m so mean u q u)
The Maker (GM): elliott can’t even find the sack…
Kayan: ♦Nudges Gran and rolls his eyes♦ This jerk is ridiculous, right Gran?
Lucas: ♦offers the sack to Tamsin♦ Here you go?
Lucas: (WHY IS ELLIOT IN THIS)
Augustin: No, I need to defeat these CRETINS.
Granuaile: ♦laughs♦ Definitely. ♦glares at Auggy♦
Tamsin: ♦shurgs and walks off♦ Suit yourself.
Granuaile: (Elliott and Azeri cheer nalang pls)
Azeri: ♦grumbles and puts the sack on♦
Granuaile: Fenorain, no. You take care of Elliott.
Jerome: You can do it, Kayan!
Granuaile: I insist.
Vita: Go Kayan1
Kayan: ♦Grins and waves back at his gay family♦
Ashara: (TAMSIN IS HERE!)
Azeri: ♦sees her look then shrinks♦ Yes, ghaildahlas…♦sits down next to Elliott, his arms crossed♦
Granuaile: (Tamsin ; A ; )
The Maker (GM): The contestants get into their sack and get ready for the race to begin.
Roll Dex (Acro) + 4d6
Kayan: rolling 4d6 + 11
Kayan: (Auggy beat Kayan. Noooo ;A;)
Lucas: (wao auggy)
Granuaile: (It’s ok Gran beat Auggy)
The Maker (GM): (I minused 3 na from his Dex. >_>)
Kayan: (Kayan OTL)
Happius: rolling 4d6 + 15
Bogart Bearbreaker: rolling 3d6 + 3
)1 to non-primary for Gran, 9
Kayan: ♦Sidles next to Jerome♦ Do you think Justice is still with him?
Horacio: (ay mali)
Horacio: rolling 4d6 + 9
Fen’Harel: (OMG YES)
Kayan: (THIS IS HIS THEME. HE HAS TO WIN)
The Maker (GM): Horacio runs at Bogart and attempts to sit on him, but Bogart grabs him and lifts Horacio high in the air.
Fen’Harel: im just imagining super manly and dramatic mud wrestling
Bogart Bearbreaker: YOU SHALL BE BROKEN BY BOGART BEARBREAKER!!!!
Andruil: 10/10 best match…
Dirthamen: I like this song…
Bogart Bearbreaker: ♦tosses Horacio on the ground, a slight tremor rocking the arena♦
Dirthamen: BEST MATCH EVER
Horacio: rolling 4d6 + 9
Kayan: (I imagine him lifting Horacio with just one hand)
Fen’Harel: (HINDI NAMAN)
Dirthamen: GO BOGART
Bogart Bearbreaker: ♦rushes at Horacio who tries to slam his belly into Horacio’s face, but he easily rams into Horacio and the two of them fall into the mud♦
Kayan: (HOO HAH)
Andruil: Horacio too heavy
Horacio: rolling 4d6 + 9
Kayan: (The tides have turned)
Fen’Harel: (WAO SIT ON HIM)
Kayan: (BEST MATCH EVER)
(THE STRUGGLE IS REAL)
The Maker (GM): Horacio manages to turn the tables on Bogart, sitting on him with his fat ass.
Andruil: ♦Eats popcorn♦
Bogart Bearbreaker: rolling 4d6 + 11
Kayan: (Mmm. That butt smell)
Fen’Harel: wao GO BOGART
Andruil: GO BOGAAAART
Kayan: ANYONE 8D 8D
Bogart Bearbreaker: Bogart rolls out of the way, using the slipery mud to his advantage, his massive pecs shimmering, and body slams Horacio, finally pinning him♦
Andraste: Ignore that pls
Bogart Bearbreaker: I AM VICTORIOUS!
Andruil: I love this battle 8D
Palomira: That was…really dramatic.
Isidore: I know…beautiful….
Granuaile: ♦returns, limping a bit♦ W-What did I miss?!
Kayan: (Did Manli v. Max go na???)
Fen’Harel: best battle
WAO GRAN LIMPING
Kayan: (I want to see Manli v. Bogart)
The Maker (GM): Manli vs Max now
Granuaile: ( ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°))
Kayan: ♦Eyes sparkles from the match♦ You missed the best match ever, Gran…
Dirthamen: This should be epic too ….
Kayan: It was surprisingly very intense.
Vesperus: This is going to be interesting…♦Fia winks at him♦ N-Not that I care.
Kayan: ♦Notices her limping♦ But…Are you ok, Gran? You seem…crippled, if that’s the best term to use?
Fen’Harel: VES SO TSUN
Kayan: (You tsundere)
(Don’t be like Isidore)
Fen’Harel: crippled is the wrong term. crippled is when u cant use ur limbs na… AUGGY
Fia: (Ashara is also tsun BFFs.)
Granuaile: Noooo…. ♦frowns♦ Oh well… ♦smacks Azeri♦ See, I told you we— ♦faces Kayan♦ I’m alright. Haha…
Fen’Harel: ashara isnt as nearly as tsun as ves lel
Azeri: sorry…i got…carried away…
Kayan: ♦Smiles♦ Don’t worry about it, you two. I’m sure you had more fun together than the people here who watched it. ♦Pats Gran on the back♦
Fia: Wow, that Manlietta is huge tho. WOOO, LETS SEE SOME SQUIRMING IN THE MUD!
Kayan: (yet Auggy manages to outrun Kayan and Ashara…)
Manlietta: I WILL CRUSH YOU, PUNY TEMPLAR!!!!
Maximian: Err…yeah….[Why did I agree to this?!]
Granuaile: Haha… But I missed the fight… ♦sits down next to Elliott with Azeri and fixes his hair♦
Kayan: (M & M battle)
Granuaile: (I’m so ready for this battle 8D )
Kayan: (Wawa Elliot. )
Dirthamen: GO MAX
Manlietta: rolling 4d6 + 11
Fen’Harel: (wao MANLI)
Kayan: (AWW YISSSS)
Fen’Harel: she’s scary
The Maker (GM): lmao dat roll so turrible
Kayan: (MANLI v. BOGART PLS)
Kayan: (Wao. Manli and Bogart have the same con)
Granuaile: Wow the big girl is so good!!!
The Maker (GM): I FORGOT. Manli’s should be 13 pala
Fen’Harel: WAO SHET
The Maker (GM): Stamina pa
Kayan: ♦Nods♦ She’s better than good.
Fen’Harel: she was holding back LMAO
Fen’Harel: IM SCARED
Kayan: (SHE WAS GOING EASY)
Fen’Harel: she gon’ be champion
Kayan: ♦Smirks♦ She’s being easy on him.
The Maker (GM): Manlietta and Maximian charge at each other, but Manlietta easily grabs him and tosses him in the air, then catches him and slams him onto her knee.
Manlietta: FEAR THE MIGHT OF MANLIETTA!!!!!
Kayan: (OMGGGGG MAXX U OK)
Dirthamen: MAX NOOO
Kayan: ♦Cringes♦ Ouch, but YOU GO BODACIOUS BRONTO.
Granuaile: (Ves would be secretly worried…)
Kayan: (Ves pls)
Fen’Harel: omg max will need a healer after this
Kayan: (Or else he’ll be like Auggy >u>;;)
Dirthamen: Poor Max
Fia: You should go comfort him after, Ves.
Kayan: (Take a sexy bathe)
Granuaile: ( ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) )
Vesperus: UGH. Mud wrestling is fucking disgusting. I remember the last time I watched mud wrestling with my beautiful Svana…♦nearly gags remembering Finnie♦
Kayan: (Omg. Horacio should do sexy bathing after Manli wins…Then again, they’re not together yet)
Manlietta: rolling 4d6 + `3
Kayan: (Ves pls! You have Max na)
Granuaile: (wut lel)
Manlietta: rolling 4d6 + 13
Fen’Harel: (wao max u tried)
Kayan: (Yuh. Patay)
(Go get your prize: Sexy bath)
Granuaile: ( ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) sexy bath pls)
The Maker (GM): (no talaos vs max lel)
Kayan: (That’s the prize for losers, so win win)
Granuaile: ( NUUUU)
Kayan: (I forgot about Talaos o3o)
(But Manli v. Bogart?! I hope so)
(kasi wawa kayan/..)
Kayan: (Manli has higher con than Bogart)
The Maker (GM): Just as Maximian is getting up, Manlietta body slams him, pinning him under her glistening pec-breasts, winning the match.
Maximian: Maker’s balls, you’re stronger than any qunari I’ve face…
Fen’Harel: (manli is wearing a bra tho. glistening pec cleavage LMAO)
Manlietta: THIS IS THE MIGHT OF MANLIETTA! COWER BEFORE ME!!!
Manli needs her own theme
Kayan: ♦Runs up to Manli. Jumps and hugs her♦ I know you could do it!
Dirthamen: Poor Max
Maximian: Sure, good match…♦gets out of the mud and scowls at Talaos who is laughing at him♦
Granuaile: ♦whispers to Elliott♦ I wish you could see this….
Dirthamen: Throw mud!!!
Kayan: (Oo nga. He can only smell the mud. Poor bb)
Granuaile: (wawa elliott…)
Kayan: (Talaos will get dirty anyway. Gooo Max)
Vesperus: Did you break anything?! Can’t have you dying so easily…I still need you as a human meat shield. ♦picks his nose and wipes it on Talaos♦
Fen’Harel: ves ano buh
also lel talaos
Kayan: (Don’t be like tsundere Kayan)
Dirthamen: Ves hahahaha
Talaos: You tried, Max. I’ll be sure to do what you didn’t and beat that Ogre of a woman.
Kayan: (Accept the lumberjack into ur heart UuU)
Granuaile: (SO ROOD)
Kayan: ♦Scowls and gives the middle finger to Talaos♦
Maximian: Shut your face, bastard. ♦ignores Talaos♦ I’m fine, Ves. I just need to rest.
Kayan: ♦Whispers to Manli♦ If he wins this round, make sure to crush that man good.
Vesperus: No more mud wrestling for you. Try not to get crushed, Talaos. ♦cackles♦
Manlietta: I WILL CRUSH ANYONE BEFORE ME
Granuaile: (MANLI XD )
Manlietta: But there is one I wish to face………….♦eyes Bogart♦
Kayan: ♦Smiles♦ 8’>
Bogart Bearbreaker: ♦eyes Manlietta♦
Kayan: Pfft, I know you’ll beat Bogart easily.
Granuaile: (YAAAAAS bogart v manli)
Fen’Harel: MANLI V BOGART ULTIMATE BATTLE. mamaya pa xD;
Kayan: (MOST EPIC MATCH EVER)
Manlietta: WE SHALL MEET ON THE BATTLEFIELD YET, AVVAR!
Bogart Bearbreaker: WE SHALL, WARRIOR, WOMAN.
Kayan: (Wow. So perfect for each other. They’re both dramatic)
The Maker (GM): Talaos vs Marjani na
Fen’Harel: wao i sense the beginning of a beautiful frandship
Marjani: (HOLYSHIT, MARJANI’S CON is 0 PALA)
rolling 4d6 + 2
Kayan: (Marjani… ;A;)
Kayan: (If only Bea was here to witness this)
The Maker (GM): (!0 + 2 for Stamina. He’s a Guardian kasi. XD )
(From Kayan): Wait. Ate made a good point. Why is Marjani’s con so slow if she’s a warrior?
(To Kayan): I wanted to change up the NPC stats a bit, so when made her, I did the Dex high instead so she can easily dodge.
(To Kayan): I FORGOT
(From Kayan): But she’s a warrior. Marjani pls.
(To Kayan): Not really. Fenris would be like Marjani. High Dex, low Con.
The Maker (GM): Marjani rushes at Talaos but he easily blocks her, grabbing onto her horns and throwing her aside into the mud.
(From Kayan): Ahh, mkk. Aww, poor Marjani bb will lose. At least Manli can crush Talaos, if she’s going against him o3o
Marjani: Ow, that hurt!
rolling 4d6 + 2
Granuaile: ( uu )
The Maker (GM): I should’ve checked her stats muna. OTL
Kayan: (At least she could participate in the dex contests since it’s so high ;u;)
The Maker (GM): Talaos holds Marjani down in the mud, his hairy chest glistening, and wins the match.
Granuaile: (Bea: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°))
Kayan: ♦Starts booing with Max♦ BOOOOOOO.
Marjani: No fair…♦just as she gets up she sees a massive dreadnaught pass by♦ Who..was that…
Granuaile: ♦tags along♦ BOO..!
Kayan: (HUHUHU IT BEGINS)
Kayan: (THANK MAKER)
The Maker (GM): The remaining contestants are Kayan, Evander, Blair, Manlietta, Bogart and Talaos.
Can we just do one roll na lang. This is taking too much time. DX
Granuaile: Go Kayan!
Kayan: ♦Runs around and tries to rally the crowd to boo at Talaos♦ Come on, boo with me! BOOOOO.
The Maker (GM): Kayan roll 1d5 to see who you face
Granuaile: (good luck…)
Kayan: rolling 1d5
The Maker (GM): Kayan vs Blair
Kayan: (At least it’s not Bogart ot Manli..)
Evander: rolling 1d3
The Maker (GM): Evander vs Talaos SO MANLI vs BOGART
Granuaile: (Y E S)
Kayan: (AWW YISSSS)
Granuaile: ( Y E S S S S S S S)
The Maker (GM): I wanted them to be the final match tho
Kayan: (Me tooo)
The Maker (GM): It’s randomized anyway, so…KAYAN
Granuaile: (ay oo nga.)
Kayan: (Maybe we can let the winner of Kayan’s and Evander’s go first before the Manli and Bogart match)
Granuaile: Go Kayan!! Go Blair!!
Kayan: rolling 4d6 + 6
The Maker (GM): Kayan is thrown to the mud and pinned down by Blair.
The Maker (GM): you lost na. XD
Kayan: (I kno)
(He’s just squirming around ;u;)
(Like a sad maggot)
Granuaile: (now go take a sexy bath )
Blair: You’re not that hurt are you?
Kayan: ♦Weakly gets up♦ Haha, no, I-I’m fine. ♦Pained smile♦
Blair: Are you sure?
Jerome: Kayan! It is alright, Seeker, i will see to Kayan’s injuries.
Kayan: ♦Nods♦ Don’t worry about me. ♦Weakly pats her back♦ You done well, Blair.
Vita: ♦eating a chocolate bar♦ You won one match, at least, Kayan!
Blair: ♦grunts♦ I feel filthy, but thank you.
Kayan: Yup. I’m surprised that I even made it this far.
The Maker (GM): Evander vs Talaos na
Granuaile: Go Evander!!!!
Kayan: Good luck on the other rounds! ♦Goes with Jerome♦
Evander: rolling 4d6 + 8
Granuaile: ( 8C )
The Maker (GM): Wawa Evander. 8(
Kayan: ♦Boos Talaos as he leaves♦
Talaos: Don’t be bitter just because you lost. ♦smirks♦
Evander: Owie…Isidore, I lost. 8(
Evander: ♦spits out chest hair♦
Kayan: (Ewwwwww D8)
(Bea would like that tho >u>;;)
Isidore: ♦inches away from the clump of oyaji hair♦ Let’s get you cleaned up then I will but you a caramel apple, rlgiht?
Kayan: (How sweet UuU)
Granuaile: You two are so cute.
The Maker (GM): Blair vs Talaos before Bogart vs Manli?XD
Kayan: (YES PLS)
Granuaile: (Blair vs talaos)
The Maker (GM): also what happen to the other 2
Kayan: (Ate tulog na)
(Don’t know about Carissa)
Blair: ♦glares at Talaos♦ This is for Trisa.
Granuaile: GO BLAIR! BEAT HIM UP!
Kayan: (Blair Bear o3o)
(Pls beat Talaos…)
Talaos: ♦frowns♦ lets get this over with, Seeker.
Blair: rolling 4d6 + 9
Kayan: (NO. Don’t want Talaos as champion D8 D8)
Granuaile: (NO TO TALAOS)
Talaos: rolling 4d6 + 12
Kayan: (AY! His con is 9 pala!)
Manlietta: rolling 4d6 + 13
Kayan: (So strong
Bogart Bearbreaker: (HOLYSHIT)
rolling 4d6 + 9
Andruil: Andruil blesses this couple.
The Maker (GM): I think we should do Lurellen leaving the estate muna before the next gifts in case Kari has to leave, so they don’t just disappear abruptly
Andraste: Andraste gives her shem blessing.
Andruil: Arellen won’t give gifts na?
Andraste: Next year, or we can do it really quick?
The Maker (GM): OH YUUH, ARELLEN
Andraste: Also, where’s Bea?
The Maker (GM): lelwhoops
Andruil: They need tot go back anyway
so that Elliott can talk to them
Andraste: Or he could have just left them on a table?
Dirthamen: We can just say he gave them at once?
I mean at the same time
Andraste: That saves time.
Andraste: Time……Lurellen don’t have much time, because of their Calling WAHHH QAQ
Arellen: (CAN YOU NOT)
Lucas: ( ;A; )
Andruil: don’t ruin this SPECTACULAR moment pls U__U
Elliott: ♦when Lucas and Arellen return, Elliott approaches them♦ Wardens…I’ve noticed something alarming.
Lucas: What is it Elliot? What’s wrong?
Azeri: ♦flicks his hand, a spell surrounding the room so that no one’s voice can be heard outside♦
What’s going? ♦narrows his eyes♦
Elliott: Yesterday…I heard some whispers around the estate. I know for sometime that the Corial Order had been planning to detain Granuaile and torture her for information and then you, Warden Lucas, when they discovered that the statue of Andruil was with you. I wouldn’t let them, but then, I’m no longer with them…my opinion holds no weight with them. I heard their agents following you, planning to grab you when your guard is down.
Arellen: That would make sense. Everyone is busy drinking and enjoying themselves…they could easily do that. ♦frowns♦ Not that I would allow them to take you, vhenan.
Lucas: That’s not good. What should we do Arellen?
Arellen: I’m afraid we must leave Afsaana again.
Lucas: Curse that Corial Order
Azeri: Already? But…they could still hunt you down even out there.
Lucas: Gran, Arellen and I must go. We are safer if we stay on the move ♦nods at Azeri♦
(do we take the statue also?)
Kayan: (Unless you want to leave them behind for Iona’s taking)
Lucas: We should take the statue with us, that way Gran, they will not come after you
Granuaile: But…. ♦frowns♦ O-Oh alright.. As long as the both of you are safe.
Arellen: Vhenan is right. After Satinalia, you should meet up with us. It’s too risky for all of use to leave now, much harder to sneak a group out than just two people.
Elliott: I’m sorry you have to leave because of the Corial Order.
Lucas: ♦nods♦ I hate the thought of leaving you all here but this is the only thing we can do
Fen’Harel: Good guy Elliott uwu
Lucas: (ELLIOT BB)
Arellen: You’re not one of them, there’s no need to apologize for their actions. But before we go, allow me to give you my gifts!
Granuaile: Yes, we will look for you once this is over. Definitely. ♦smiles and pats Elliott on the head♦ Thank you, Elliott.
Arellen: For you, emm’asha, I have this! ♦hands Gran Sylaise’s Grasp, an ironbark dagger grip carved into a floral design♦ You are one of the strongest fighters I know, but also my sweet little flower. And for you, da’len…♦gives Azeri a book♦
Azeri: What is this…♦opens the book and sees the title: “Dirty Dalish” by Francois♦ A friend gave it to me before, I think you’ll enjoy it.
The Maker (GM): THAT WAS ARELLEN
THE LATTER SENTENCE
Kayan: (LMAO OMG)
Granuaile: ♦jumps up and down excitedly♦ Oh! Oh! The floral design! It’s so beautiful!!! ♦hugs Arellen♦ I LOVE YOU, DA’MI!!
Lucas: Wait… is that by… never mind ♦face palms♦
Arellen: I love you too, emm’asha! ♦squeezes her while Azeri gawks at the book♦ Lastly, for Elliott. ♦gives him a sylvanwood shield♦ To protect you and Granuaile and Azeri while we are gone. Creators know that the coming days will not be easy.
Azeri: Wait, I have something as well for you, before you leave. ♦hands Arellen a green sword♦ I found this in the Emerald Graves before you arrived. The sword of Varahel, it served him well when he conquered Montsimmard. I hope it serves you and…♦makes a sour expression♦ Lucas…well..
Lucas: ♦kisses Elliot on the forehead♦ You take care now since there is danger all around
Azeri: (HE DIDNT CALL U SHEM PROGRESS)
Lucas: ♦nods at Azeri♦ Thank you again for your gift and thank you for Arellen’s. You and Gran must be careful now
Elliott: I will do my best, I promise, Warden Lucas. You take care as well.
Granuaile: ♦smiles♦ And you both take care okay! May the Creators watch over you.
Lucas: ♦nods♦ We will
Arellen: As much as I hate to leave, we should slip out while everyone is preoccupied giving gifts. Dareth shiral, we shall see each other soon enough.
(LOL YOU WONT)
(mmm all dis foreshadowing)
Lucas: ♦takes Arellen’s hand♦ emma lath, let us go
Granuaile: Dareth shiral.
The Maker (GM): Lucas and Arellen slip out of the room and flee the Afsaana estate.
Elliott: ♦sighs♦ If the Corial Order weren’t so ruthless, they wouldn’t have had to leave.
Granuaile: ♦starts to cry♦ Yeah…
Azeri: At least we knew immediately and got them out in time— ghaildhalas, are you crying?!
Elliott: Oh no…Granuaile, I’m sorry…we’ll see them again soon. ♦reaches out for her hand and gives it a squeeze♦
Azeri: ♦opens his mouth upon seeing the shem-on-Gran touching but sees it calms her down and relents♦
Granuaile: ♦hugs Elliott and Azeri, crying more♦ At least I have the both of you…
(also my keyboard is glitching omg i think i broke it last night)
Fen’Harel: WHY DID U BREAK IT. KEYSMASHING? xD
Granuaile: (No.. There was a cockroach on it and I was spraying alcohol……………)
Kayan: (YACK. ♦Literally shudders♦)
Azeri: ♦strokes her back to calm her down♦ There, there…I’m still here.
(OH NO. D8)
Granuaile: (It’s ok I have a spare somewhere…)
♦kisses Elliott and Azeri on their cheeks♦ We’ll take care of each other, okay??
Elliott: ♦nods♦ Of course we will.
The Maker (GM): Do you want Gran to give her gifts na muna? I think we should wait for Bea before we d gay fam
Kayan: (Yes pls)
Granuaile: (Oh okay. Kasi I’ll be giving gifts to some mean girls din)
(para it can connect somehow haha)
The Maker (GM): OHHH, okay, that makes sense. 8D Gran then her last gifts are the Mean Girls ones so MG next then Gay Fam
Kayan: (Perfect! Thanks guys. Gives me time to think of gifts…)
Elliott: (that too…8B;;; )
Granuaile: (I’ll give to Kayan and Ihrlie their gifts later then?)
(para sabay na with gay fam)
Kayan: (Pweds. Kayan can give his to yours when you do)
Elliott: Azeri, may I also give you a gift then?
Granuaile: (I’ll give my gifts to Elliott and Azeri later after I give the others tapos after Elliott and Azeri, Mean Girls)
Azeri: What? You have a gift for me? [Did I get him a gift? Do shem like rocks?]
Fen’Harel: OMG U DID THE THING HAHAHHA
Elliott: I know you’re a necromancer and well, I used to kill a lot of dragons when I was still a reaver, so I thought you’d find this interesting. ♦gives Azeri dragonbone x 3♦
Granuaile: (Elliott… so sweet………..)
Fen’Harel: waoooooooo what do u say to the nice shem, azeri
Granuaile: (Azeri accept the shems of your famiry!!)
Azeri: ♦nearly falls over from the weight♦ You were carrying this around? These are actually useful. I could make staves with this. I guess….thank you. [I haven’t broken out in hives being nice to this shem…hmm, strange.]
Granuaile: ( ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) )
♦laughs at Azeri’s noodley arms♦ I need to go somewhere first! I have to give gifts! ♦skips away♦
Elliott: Alright, see you later, Granuaile!
Fen’Harel: SEE you later
Granuaile: (catch u later)
Azeri: I have…err…♦rummages through his pockets♦ [WHAT DO I HAVE]
Fen’Harel: smell u later
Elliott: Did I just say “see you later”? I should have said “catch you later”…♦sighs♦
Dirthamen: I have to go naaaa. I’ll be back
Granuaile: (okayyy! see u laterrrr take care!)
Dirthamen: Thanks and take care!! see you :D
Kayan: (Bye Carissa! Kiss Lola for us! Take careee~)
Fen’Harel: byeeee uwu
Dirthamen: Haha will do. Byeeeee :D
Azeri: I have this for you..[What was his name again? I’ve been calling him shem all this time, i sort of forgot…Ah right.] Elliott. ♦gives him Dar’Misaan♦ It’s a Dalish blade.
Granuaile: ( O.O )
Kayan: (Pfffft, and we all thought it was going to be a rock)
Granuaile: (This could be the start of something new… it feels so right to be here with you….)
The Maker (GM): (Azeri collects elven things, this is from his collection, lel)
Kayan: (Haha Sara)
Elliott: I…can’t really fight now.♦sheepish smile♦ But Granuaile promised she’d find a way to heal me, so I’m sure this will come in handy soon enough.
Azeri: [Fenedhis, I didn’t think of that…] Well…yes…♦awkwardly pats him on the shoulder♦
The Maker (GM): MOVING ON, Gran na
♦runs off to look for Evander and Isidore♦ Evander! Isidore!!
Isidore: Granuaile, good to see you. You are in high spirits.
Evander: GRAAAAN!!! ♦clings to her♦
(junior should give Evander a gift lelelele_
Granuaile: ♦hugs Evander and laughs♦ I am very happy today!!
Evander: Me too! ♦laughs along with her♦ Isidore and I worked on something for you! He designed it and helped put the designs on, but I made it.
Granuaile: ♦smiles♦ Hmm?
(To Granuaile): can they give gran her part 3 outfit or do you want her to get it from clan feyran?XD
(From Granuaile): They can give part of it. The waistband and things are from Feyran o 3o
Evander: ♦shows Gran a suit of armor♦ New armor for you!
Fen’Harel: aww oo nga evandore are a team uwu
Isidore: I tried to patern it after more Dalish designs…although I think we underestimated the bust size so the material is a little…scant.
The Maker (GM): Since Gran’s bewbs are all over the place in the sketch lel
Granuaile: ♦eyes widen and gasps♦ OH! It— ♦single womanly tear♦ It—-It’s so beautiful!! ♦hugs them both♦ You are the sweetest!
(L M A O )
(i changed it tho x: )
Fen’Harel: isidore pls. reinforce the bust bc stabbity D8
The Maker (GM): (I thought Garros makes her change it cause BEWBS)
Granuaile: (in the second sketch 8D; )
Evander: Yeah…we ran out of material for the chest…♦touches his pecs♦ My chest is flat so I’m not sure how to fit for that.
Isidore: We’ll reinforce it when you get to try it on after Satinalia, so we can adjust it.
(lol…1 year later…)
Fen’Harel: LMAO it doesnt feel like a yr naman for the PCs
Granuaile: (huhu……. they stay with Feyran naman so they get to fix it…)
Fen’Harel: also pls show design pls
evander should try learning elven but he sucks at speaking it uwu
evander: dayleth shy-ral
Isidore: (HAHA OMG EVANDER WOULD)
Fen’Harel: evander: I speak elven gud
Granuaile: ♦giggles♦ It’s still very lovely. I will try it on after, indeed. Now for my gifts for the both of you! ♦hands Isidore a sylvanwood crossbow and gardenias♦ I asked Arellen to help me with this. And I hope you’d like the flowers.
(To Granuaile): what do gardenias mean again?XD secret love and something else?
(From Granuaile): sweetness!
(From Granuaile): I was thinking na Gran only knows the sweetness part. She doesn’t realize the secret love. :B
Isidore: ♦looks at the crossbow♦ This is extremely well-crafted much better than my old one. ♦looks at his crossbow which is actually being held together with rope♦ Gardenias…They mean sweetness, don’t they? You think of me as sweet?
Granuaile: (rope awwwwwwww)
Isidore: (Evandore are poor lel…)
(brb gonna order lunch cause I dowanna walk that would take precious tabletop time lel)
Granuaile: Yes, you are one of the sweetest persons I know. ♦smiles then turns to Evander♦ And for yo—OH, Did Lulu give you that amulet? Well… ♦places a necklace with carved flowers around Evander’s neck and hands him lilacs♦ The necklace will ward off nugs! ♦giggles♦ It will keep you safe, I promise!
(To Granuaile): should Isidore mention the secret love part or no na?XD
(From Granuaile): Ikaw bahala. LEL
Isidore: [Don’t gardenias also symbolize “secret love”? I suppose she is not aware of that.] You have a lot of necklaces today, Evander.
Evander: Nug protection? Thank you, Gran! ♦smiles and holds the amulet up♦ You always protect me from nugs, I’m sure this will keep those creepy little things away! Our armor will keep you safe and this amulet will keep me safe from nugs…perfect!
Granuaile: ♦nods♦ We somehow match, then! ♦hugs Evander♦ Azeri and I will protect you from all the nugs! So if I’m not around, stay close to him okay? ♦kisses him on the forehead♦
Evander: (YES, GOOD IDEA)
Fen’Harel: Evander has so much bling
Granuaile: (told u i will have them go to feyran)
and yayyy perf uwu
Evander: Alright! I’ll hide behind him if a see a herd of nugs coming! ♦hugs Gran, his amulets tinkling with every movement♦
(maybe isidore should give him an amulet rin LELELELELE)
Granuaile: (so cute… u w u)
Kayan: (Evandore gift!)
(Or an armor he crafted himself ;u;)
Granuaile: ♦hugs Isidore as well and kisses him on the cheek♦ Well, I’m off to look for more people! So many gifts to give!
Kayan: (Gran the gift fairy x))
(She’s Satinalia’s “Santa” )
Granuaile: (LOL if there was time to gift EVERYONE, she would)
Fen’Harel: horacio sad
Kayan: (Issok. He can just gift himself a sandwich)
The Maker (GM): WAWA HORACIO
The Maker (GM): Who’s next on your list, santa?
Granuaile: [I need to look for Elliott again…] ♦while skipping, she sees Blair♦ Blair~! I have something for you!
(I’m going to assume that Azeri went elsewhere… he leaves Elliott in the room O_O?)
Blair: (I just realized that Blair and Evander didn’t give Lukey anything RUDE)
Granuaile: (oo nga… oh well… part 3)
Kayan: (Evander prob forgot )
Evander: …………I REMEMBERED SOMETHING 8D )
Granuaile: (they might see each other again naman during the timeskip..)
(Feyran is just around~)
Blair: Granuaile. I have something as well. When Divine Justinia V took the sunburst throne, this was the in-fashion…whatsit. I don’t know what the fashion term is. ♦gives her an enchanted flower crown of Andraste’s Grace♦ They won’t ever wilt.
Blair: (i just made this up lmao)
Granuaile: ♦blushes and puts it on♦ It’s so pretty! Do I look pretty in it, Blair? ♦takes her arm and places a carved flower bracelet on her wrist♦ I made this myself. ♦hands her hydrangeas♦ And this, as a token of gratitude. For being there for me. ♦smiles♦
♦around her wrist
Fen’Harel: enchanted flower crooown uwu
Blair: ♦looks at the bracelet♦ Your carving skills are very good. This is nice. You look pretty all the time and I’ll always be there to protect you, Granuaile. ♦smiles and relaxes her usually stiff posture♦
Granuaile: (Blair Bear ; u ; )
♦hugs her♦ Thank you. Always stay strong, Blair. Anyway, I need to look for Elliott now. ♦waves and runs off♦
(Elliot then Azeri then Mean Girls)
Elliott: ♦sitting in the room, alone♦ Oh, Granuaile, you’re back already! Azeri said he had to look for something, so I stayed in case you came back.
Granuaile: (HE smelled her presence)
Granuaile: ♦sits next to Elliott and hugs him♦ Thank you for staying safe here. I have something nice to give you.
Elliott: ♦hugs her back♦ Oh? What is it? I have something here as well.
Granuaile: ♦takes out an amulet with a green gemstone in somewhat the shape of a tulip and places it around his neck♦ I wish you could see how this would glimmer in the sunshine… It’s an emerald, something I found among my things… My clan has a thing for gemstones… I guess I got it somehow too. ♦also hands him tulips♦ Here are some tulips. Freshly picked!
Kayan: (Isidore: Has she not recognize that tulips symbolizes declaration of love…?)
Elliott: (Elliott also has double bling bling lel)
Granuaile: (gangsta Elliott)
Kayan: ((▀̿Ĺ̯▀̿ ̿))
(Shine bright like a diamond)
Kayan: (SHE DISAPPEARED)
Granuaile: (O 3 O )
Sylaise: i come bearing gifts
Kayan: (Hey hey!)
Fen’Harel: santa!ihrlie uwu
Andruil: You and Kayan after Mean Girls O v O SANTA IHRLIE SO CUTE
Kayan: (Alrighty~ QuQ)
Kayan: (I imagine her carrying a satchel and Kayan Jr. wearing a red nose)
Andruil: (also wer is maker)
Ihrlie: (omg like the grinch)
Kayan: (PFFFT Omg yes)
Ihrlie: (junior wearing a red nose and a halla antler tied to his head)
Kayan: (Also Ihrlie, we need halp on thinking what the gay family can give to one another. WELP)
(I’ll PM you the list)
(Sent you in Facebook :))
Elliott: (SORRY I WAS EATING, DONE NA)
Andruil: (wb 8D)
Ihrlie: (i have ideas huehue)
Kayan: (Surprise, surprise, Sylaisse is here!)
(YEYYYYY. Pls halp QuQ)
(I am so clueless)
Elliott: (YEY. I’ll relpy na muna to Gan, wait lang. XD)
♦feels the amulet♦ Oh, it’s a tulip too. What do tulips mean, Granuaile? I remember the flowers you gave the wardens had special meanings. I mean, both these and the flowers are lovely. Thank you. i’m just curious.
Andruil: (R U FOR REAL OMG………)
Kayan: (HAHAHAHAHA PFFT)
(Declaration of love! ……Friend love though)
Granuaile: (MORE DRAMA MUSIC PLS)
Elliott: (( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) )
Granuaile: (h8 u maker HAHAHA )
Kayan: (Mmm the drama)
Elliott: (Thedas Love Theme, more like Thedas Angst Theme)
Kayan: (I’m lovin me some angst)
Elliott: (you would, Kayhel shipper.)
Kayan: (OH NO YOU DIDN’T)
(H8 CHU MAKER)
Granuaile: Elliott… ♦hesitates at first♦ They actually mean… a declaration of love. ♦cups his cheek with her hand♦ I’ll be honest. You remind me of…my first love. You kind of looked like him. When I first saw you, I was surprised. Heh, I guess I had a little crush on you. I…It’s just, I was afraid of loving again. And then there was Azeri—who changed everything for me. He showered me with so much love, and I’ve fallen so deeply and madly in love with him. But you know… back in Llomerynn… I still hold true to what I said. You will always have a place in my heart. And I still vow to take care of you, no matter what.
Elliott: (FRIENDZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONED SAKIT)
Granuaile: (EH WHAT CAN I DO.)
(I WON’T CHEAT ON AZERI)
Kayan: (OUCH. Friendzonedddd)
(That’s good tho, gran)
Granuaile: (Elliott won’t realize the friendzone tho huhuhu)
Fen’Harel: nothing wrong with being friends tho
Granuaile: (of course u w u)
(Gran would never hurt Azeri….. huhu but Elliott I crie)
Fen’Harel: i rlly like their current dynamic uwu she watches out for elliott parang onee-chan
Granuaile: (Yuhhh u 3 u)
Elliott: ♦continues to stroke the amulet, unsure of what he should say♦ That’s…well, I can’t fault you for loving Azeri. He may seem abrasive when it comes to humans, but beneath that, he has a lot of love to give. I will always love you…but I know better than to hurt Azeri or your feelings. I told you back on Llomeryn that I’m alright with this and it’s still true. I’m just glad that you’re here to look after me. I’ve never felt as safe or cared for like this, so even if my heart broke, it’s all worth it. I’ll always be here for you too, Granuaile.
Granuaile: (his heart broke QAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAQ)
(wait i’m crying again ano ba)
Fen’Harel: HIS HEART CAN MEND. KAYA MO ELLIOTT. uwu
Kayan: (SARA LMAO)
Granuaile: (I HAVE PLANS FOR HIM IN PART 3 no worry elliott!!!!!!!!!)
Kayan: (You cry so many times na, aww >u<;;)>< azeri should understand. AZERI
Granuaile: ( Yuh.. I bet she’s done it to Arellen and Lukey din.)
The Maker (GM): Arellen probably did it to Azeri lmao
Kayan: (Arellen-senpai uwu)
The Maker (GM): Granuaile leaves Elliott in Evander and Isidore’s care and she seeks Azeri out and finds him a the flower garden.
Granuaile: (The chalice is ready, Maker)
(The second chalice.)
Fen’Harel: Azeri prob had a secret crush on senpai when they were younger
Kayan: (Notice me senpai)
Granuaile: (OO NGA. Azeri could have had a crush on Arellen ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) )
(Wala pa and I’m crying na ulit)
Kayan: (This music uwu)
Fen’Harel: SARA OMG uwu
Granuaile: (I CAN’T FIGHT THIS FEELING ANY LONGER)
Fen’Harel: LET THE TEARS FLOW
Kayan: (Hoy Sara! There’s still Dreamshara, Cyrlie, and Kayrome LMAO)
Fen’Harel: AND HORLIETTA
Granuaile: (I KNOW IMAGINE A CHALICE FOR EVERY PAIR)
Kayan: (AND BLAIRMIRA)
Azeri: Ghaildhalas…there you are! I just had to retrieve something first. I know we have gifts for each other, but first, here. ♦surprises her with a bouquet of different, colorful flowers♦ i tried to find one flower that symbolized how I felt for you, but i have too many feelings about you.
Granuaile: (wait rolling asfjgafs)
(can’t see screen. tears)
The Maker (GM): ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Kayan: (NAISU AZERI)
The Maker (GM): Wait til they get married, Sara
Granuaile: ♦tears roll down her face♦ T-Those flowers are beautiful… So many different kinds… They all blend well together too… ♦moves closer to him♦
The Maker (GM): mmm an entire pool of tears na
Granuaile: (SHHHHH MAKER YOU KNOW I WILL CRY A RIVER)
Kayan: (You mean an OCEAN?! x))
Granuaile: (actually YES)
(This one is a river)
Kayan: (ATE PLS)
Granuaile: (BEA SAVE ME FROM THE FEELINGS)
Ihrlie: ♦gives Gran tissue♦
Granuaile: (IHRLIE HOW DID U GET THERE)
Kayan: (OMG LAUGHING)
Granuaile: (SHE HANDS GRAN TISSUE AND RUNS AWAY)
Ihrlie: ♦waves bye and leaves♦
Granuaile: (LAUGHING SO HARD)
Ihrlie: (ihrlie has super empathy)
(she can sense when people are feeling feelings)
Kayan: (Ihrlieee >u<)><
rolls like kamote
Granuaile: (I LOVE EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS. WALA PA THE OTHER COUPLES)
Azeri: (LOL MUH FEELS)
Andraste: You have about 5 couples left to feel even more emotions. Enjoy QuQ
Bagay the music!
Granuaile: (My Dalish feels)
(also I Granzeri can’t nasteh yet Gran has to give Mean girls her gifts dhfalsk)
Andraste: (Oo nga)
Fen’Harel: control ur vhenana muna azeri
Andruil: wonder how ashara would reach to gran giving her a gift o.o
Fen’Harel: ashara doesnt expect it lmao
Azeri: Your mother was from Clan Athlassan…and this amulet closely resembles mine. Little things such as these only reinforce my belief that the Creators made us for each other. This is beautiful, ghaildhalas. I shall wear it proudly as a sign of your love to show the world that I am your love just as you are mine, as long as the sun and the moon light our paths and long after, I will also be your home. Ma emma lath. ♦he holds her close, kissing her, but pulls away before it gets too heated♦ Ar isalan ma…but you said you had other gifts to give first. I’ll see you after…♦reluctantly lets her go♦
Fen’Harel: AWWWW :‘> :’>
Azeri: (demmit, Sara, I was gonna use " ara ma’athlan vhenas" ALSO)
Granuaile: (HEHEHE SORRY luv u)
Andraste: AWWWWW AZERI!
Azeri: (I was trying to look for elven phrases that’s why I took so lnog lelelele)
Granuaile: (I prepared my speech eh HEHE)
I will come back for you here. Wait for me, fenorain. Oh, before I forget… ♦hands him a few tri-colored carnations♦ My favorite flowers, for my favorite person. ♦runs off to see the Mean Girls♦
Azeri: (MY FAVORITE FLOWERS FOR MY FAVORITE PERSON AWUWUWUWU)
Fen’Harel: AWW UWU
Fen’Harel blesses dis
Azeri: (isn’t that a bad thing)
Andraste: OMG WHAT A LINE
Fen’Harel: NO NAMAN
Andraste: ANDRASTE SMITES WOLFY
Andruil: IT’S NOT A BAD THING
Andraste: TAKE MY BLESSING INSTEAD!
Fen’Harel: fen’harel offers his protection! dalish keep statues of fen’harel outside their camp
Azeri: (SHEM HEATHEN. ♦HISSES♦)
Andruil: OO NGA
Fen’Harel: go awae shem heathen
Andraste: YOU TSUNDERE AZERI
Andruil: BLESS THESE DALISH
Azeri: ♦takes the flowers and smiles, waving at her as she runs off and smells the flowers as he plays with the amulet around his neck♦
Andruil: U W U
Andruil: K DERP TIEM
It’s like derp, angst, derp, angst, derp…..It’s le cycle
The Maker (GM): I have the perfect song now if someone Dalish dies huehue
Granuaile: (wow thanks maker .__________. )
Fen’Harel: NO MAKER
Granuaile: (no dalish death)
The Maker (GM): HUEHUEHUE UTHENERA SONG
Andraste: " As long as this gem shines under the sun and the moonlight, I am with you." NO DEATHS
Granuaile: (UTHENARA LSKFHALSKFHSAFLKHSAFBJLASFFJLASBASFHJLFASHKLAFSHLK)
Fen’Harel: TT_____TT i love this song but dont u dare use it
The Maker (GM): ANYWAY, next na haha
Granuaile: ♦spots Ashara playing with Rellia and runs to them♦
Ashara: ♦looks up♦ Ah, halla hu— Granuaile. What is it?
Rellia: Gran! Grace isn’t with you today? or your grumpy boyfriend?
♦giggles♦ Grace is over there with Evander and Isidore. I… I actually have something for the both of you. ♦hands them matching carved flower necklaces and sunflowers♦ Ashara, I see you as a friend. You may be a bit rash… but I know you are kind. I see that when you play with Rellia. ♦pats Rellia on the head♦ Rellia, you will grow up to be a fine young lady. Maybe then, I could give you your own halla.
Andraste: Ay, so sweet nama uwu
Rellia: I get my own halla? Can I keep it at your house, Shara since daddy said we can live with you now? ♦puts her necklace on♦ Wow, this is pretty! Thank you, Gran! ♦clings to her leg♦
Granuaile: (Rellia u w u )
Ashara: ♦holds onto the necklace, confused expression on her face♦ Thank… you?! [Friend?!?!?!]
Granuaile: ♦carries Rellia and twirls her around♦
Rellia: Yaaay! Shara, you have more friends now! Aren’t you happy? ♦holds the before Ashara so she can smell it♦
Granuaile: You seem surprised, Ashara. ♦laughs♦ I was worried about you when that bagel knocked you out… And even more worried when they took you.
Ashara: I can’t say the same for the rest of your people, but you’re… alright for a halla humper. ♦smells the flower and ruffles Rellia’s hair♦
Granuaile: (BAGEL hehe)
Rellia: 9wao bri u so thirsty for any mention of BAGEL)
Ashara: ♦leaves the the room, skirts flowing behind her♦
(LMAO BRI NGA)
Granuaile: ♦is hugging Rellia♦
Andraste: Kekeke Ain’t going to lie ¯\(ツ)/¯
Ashara: ♦returns the room♦ Here, have this. Happy Satinalia.
> Gran gains Jar of Bees x 1
The bees look so angry…♦pokes the bottle so that it falls from Gran’s hands♦
Andraste: So usefulll uwu
Rellia: (( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°))
Granuaile: ♦blinks♦ I, uh… ♦smiles awkwardly♦ Thank you, Ashara—
Ashara: (CATCH IT)
Granuaile: ♦catches it♦
Rellia: Yay, you’re very fast, Gran! ♦skips over to Ashara and plays with her skirts♦
Ashara: Rellia. ♦ruffles her hair♦ Don’t touch those. They’re dangerous.
Rellia: but you and Ves always play with them and throw them at what Prince Salvadore called…“pasants”.
Andraste: Mama Ashara (͡ ͡° ͜ つ ͡͡°)
Ashara: (LMAO THAT EMOTICON)
Rellia: (DAT NOSE)
Ashara: Si, but peasants like bees. There’s the difference.
Granuaile: ♦laughs♦ Be careful, though, Rellia. I’ll make sure this won’t hurt any of us. ♦keeps it safe♦ Also, Ashara… believe me, we don’t hump hallas.
Rellia: Ohh, okay! That’s very nice of you.
Andraste: Bless Gran
Ashara: That’s exactly what a halla humper would say. ♦wears the necklace♦ Thanks, Granuaile.
Rellia: What does “hump” mean, Shara?
( ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) )
Andraste: Great going Ashara >u>;;
Ashara: ♦awkward face♦ You’ll learn when you’re older.
Granuaile: Hmph. If I do find my People humping hallas, I would agree to you. ♦laughs♦
Rellia: I’m old. ♦pouts♦ i’m already ___!
(I FORGOT HOW OLD SHE IS)
Ashara: (7 diba O-(-<)>u< !
Go go go
The Maker (GM): ashara where r u
Fen’Harel: OH ITS MY TURN
Andraste: Getting sleepy na?
Andruil: ur time to shineee
Andraste: It’s your moment to shine. Don’t
Andraste: Omg, Sara LEL
Andraste: Rogue buddies think alike >u<
Fen’Harel: aww uwu
Andruil: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) indeed
The Maker (GM): Meanwhile, Dreamshara keep saying the same things
Ashara: (lmao not on purpose O
Anyway go go go
Ashara: Alright, Rellia, open your eyes on the count of 3. 1… 2…
Rellia: Now? Can I open them now? ♦bounces excitedly♦
Ashara: 2 1/2… ♦snickers♦
Andraste: Ashara >u<
Ashara: 2 1/4…
Rellia: Noooo! Shara, you’re being mean! ♦giggles♦ I want to see! I want to see!
Ashara: ♦cackles♦ Alright, alright! 3!
Andraste: Ay! You went backwards Ahsara!
Ashara: (oo nga. 3/4 pls edit)
Rellia: (OR…Ashara is dumb rin lel)
Ashara, you went backwards. ♦pouts with her eyes shut♦
Andraste: Daya Ashara!
Ashara: (OO NGA OTL)
(she said 3 na LEL)
Rellia: (AY OO NGA_
♦opens her eyes♦ Wow!
(what is it lmao)
Ashara: (I TOLD YOU NA LOL BUT OK)
Rellia: (so many gifts, I forgot. QuQ)
Ashara: (where’s the music btw)
Andraste: Chels pl x))
Rellia: (No music is playing?o_O I hear music on my end…unless you mean you want Sweet Dreams)
Andruil: Maker pls
Fen’Harel: ay i hear it na
i didnt have my headphones plugged properly L O L
Rellia: (WOLFEH PLS)
Fen’Harel: AWUWUWUWU O-(-<
Andruil: Wolfy lelllll
Ashara: ♦hands Rellia a kid-sized staff♦ Every mage needs a staff, so this one is for you. You don’t know how happy and proud I was when I learned that you’re a mage like me. Use it well. I promise we’ll start lessons soon. After Satinalia! You have natural talent and I want to be there to foster that.
Rellia: (OH YEAH THE STAFF LMAO)
Andraste: You won’t be there after Satinalia tho. Wawa Rellia
Andruil: Maker pls..
OO NGA Q A Q
Ashara: … actually… since we have time, we can practice a little now~
Rellia: (WAIT LANG, let me react before our plans…XD)
(From Ashara): they go looking for target practice and find talaos creeping pls
Ashara: (yuh xD)
Rellia: (we have a plan kasi. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) )
Andruil: oooooh ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Andraste: So I heard ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Ashara: (i didnt tell her specifics lel)
Rellia: thank, thank thank you, Shara! ♦grips the staff tightly and jumps up to kiss Ashara on the cheek♦ I always wanted to grow up to be juuuust like you! You can teach me to shoot fire or become a dragon! I want to be a dragon! Or a halla. Or a nug! Or…you said we can go practice! Let’s go!
Ashara: ♦kisses Rellia on the forehead and takes her hand♦ Now to find some suitable targets~
Andraste: Targets 8[
Rellia: ♦sees Kayan pass by and makes fire sounds at him with her staff♦
Andraste: ANO BUH. You said that—
Rellia: ♦her staff pointed at him
Ashara: ♦cackles when Kayan flinches♦ Not this one… for now.
♦they keep walking♦
Andraste: LAWDY THANKYOUU
Rellia: (WAWA KAYAN)
Rellia: Okay, I’ll toast him next time.
Ashara: (KAYAN HUHUHUHU)
Andraste: You kept your words Ate —
Ashara: Si, next time!
Andraste: Rellia is becoming like Ashara. Nooooooo toasting
(To Ashara): should i a derpy theme lel
Andraste: HEYYYY >;0
(From Ashara): YES PWEDE
(From Ashara): then start w/ talaos creeping na
Andraste: Derp theme?
(From Ashara): creeping on vita lang ha, not ihrlie xD;
Talaos: Vita Tagaris, I was looking for you. After our…moment last night, I was thinking of giving you a gift as well—
Vita: N-No! [Not this guy again! I feel uncomfy…] ♦squrirms♦ That’s okay…I need to look for Kayan— Eep! ♦gasps as a fireball singes a row of Talaos’ chest hair♦
The Maker (GM): LOLOLOLOL
Rellia: Should I do it again, Shara? ♦looks up at Ashara♦ Stay away from her, hairy old man!
Ashara: ♦cackles♦ Nice shot, Rellia! Talaos, mi amigo, you might want to stay away from this one~
BURN TALAOS BURN—
Fen’Harel: he’s gonna be okay naman xD;;;
Andruil: MUHAHAHAHAHAHA BURN HIS CHEST HAIR
Andraste: NO MORE CHEST HAIR KEKEKEKEKE
Fen’Harel: he needs to shave the rest of his chest hair tho para pantay
it’ll grow back in like a few days LMAO
Talaos: AUGH…that really hurt…♦rubs his chest which has a missing strip now♦ Now I’ll have to shave!
Andraste: PFFFFFT LMAO
Maximian: ♦Greatly Approves♦
Andraste: OMG I’M LOVING EVERY BIT OF THIS
Ashara: (LMAO MAX)
Bea Greatly Disapproves
Rellia: I’ll toast you if you’re mean to Vita again!
Ashara: You’ll have to do more than shave if you don’t leave Tagaris alone. Isn’t that right, Rellia?
Andraste: BLESS ASHARA AND RELLIA
Rellia: ♦nods♦ Shara will turn me into a dragon and I’ll bite you!
Andraste: BITE THE CHEST HAIR OFF
Ashara: (LMAO he can shave and regrow it. Bea’s faceclaim for Talaos is an Indian actor. “My people are really fucking hairy” – my friend, an Indian)
Talaos: Maybe in a few years, little girl. ♦walks off to shave♦
Ashara: (regrow in a few days LMAO)
Andraste: TALAOS NO
Ashara: (OMG TALAOS)
Andraste: SHE’S 7
Andraste: BEA I’M SORRY BUT TALAOS EWWWW
Andruil: I’M SO GROSSED OUT
Vita: (10 years is a few years. 8D;;; )
Ashara: [Did he just say what I thought he said?!]
Andruil: TALAOS FOR FRONT LINE VS WILHELM
Vita: R-Rellia…? I-I thought you were angry at me…
Ashara: Good job, Rellia. ♦ruffles her hair before leaving Rellia and Vita to their conversation, smiling♦
Vita: (Talaos will join Iona if he isn’t convinced to kill Trisa tho)
Andruil: aY FUCKK
Andraste: RELLIA BITE HIM TO DEATH PLS
Ashara: (idk when we’ll have time to bring trisa in tho O-(-<)>< im die
Rellia: (SATINALIA DA BEST HUHU)
Fen’Harel: YESSS THEY RECONCILED
Andraste: THANK YOUUUU
Fen’Harel: vita is like 18 but she’s pure like baby uwu
Andraste: TALAOS GO AWAY
Andruil: THESE BIG BABIES
Andraste: DA CHILDREN HNGH
The Maker (GM): The Trisa thing is for Part 3 na, so Talaos will stay around pa. lel
HUHU VITA AND RELLIa
Ashara: ♦watching them from behind a pillar♦ Good job, Ashara. :‘)
The Maker (GM): ANYWAY, back to the gift giving
Andraste: Is Ashara praising herself???
Andruil: she woudl..
Andraste: Well….Good job, Ashara x)
Andruil: good job indeed’
Ashara: [Time to give out the rest of my gifts before I forget.]
> some time later…
Fia: Hey, Ashara! We were just about to give each other gifts!
Ashara: Perfect! I was looking for you, actually. ♦lugging around a large sack of stuff♦
Nazares: I saw Rellia playing with Vita Tagaris again…was this your doing? ♦smiles at Ashara as he places his arm around her wasit♦
(IT’S IN A SACK)
Ashara: (SWIGGITY SWACK WHAT’S IN THE SACK)
Andraste: Bless you Santa
Ashara: (NOT DEAD BODIES… THIS TIME)
Andraste: This time >u>;;
SANTASHARA i aprub
Ashara: ♦grins at Nazares♦ Maybe. Anyway! It’s time for gift-giving now, isn’t it?
(To Ashara): can you control salvadore for now rin?XD
(From Ashara): pwede
Fia: Let me go first! I have something for you, Salvadore! ♦takes out a pair of earrings♦ I never met someone so like-minded as me! Here, these are earrings with bits of Sending Stone inside so we can communicate through them!
Salvadore: (is it a pair? xD)
Fia: (one for u, one for fia)
Salvadore: (so they both wear single earrigns? XD)
Fia: (Salvadore has a single earring eh. Fia…changes. lel)
Salvadore: (hurr OO NGA. okay~)
(. ͡^ ͜ʖ ͡^) This is perfect, Fia! ♦removes his earring and puts on the new one from Fia♦ How do I look?
Nazares: [The same…]
Fia: It looks good on you Salvadore! ♦puts her own own♦ It brings your eyes out more!
Nazares: [It’s the exact same earring…]
Salvadore: (it looks like his old earring? XD LEL)
Andraste: DREAM BOY HAHAHA
The Maker (GM): Dream Boy is the straight man of the group, lel…as in comedy.
Fen’Harel: LOL YUH
everyone else is… yuh…
Salvadore: (. ͡^ ͜ʖ ͡^) It’s a good look on you as well, mi amiga! ♦clasps her hands in his♦ Thank you for this wonderful gift. I actually have something for you as well.
Fia: And this also works well for…uhh…spying. ♦giggles♦ Ooh, what do you have?
Salvadore: ♦procures a fancy golden bow decorated with figures of naked women♦ This is one of the finest bows that money can buy. I do believe you’ve been long overdue for an upgrade. I asked the bowsmith to put a little… personal touch as well.
Andraste: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Fia: (scary but we both thought of it having naked women on it at the same time last night lel)
Andruil: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Salvadore: > Fia acquires Perfect Aim
Andraste: Perfect aim…..but to where ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Andruil: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Salvadore: (. ͡^ ͜ʖ ͡^)
Fia: ♦fondles the bow♦ This is beautiful, Salvadore! At this should pack even more of a punch. ♦throws her arm around his shoulder and hugs him♦ Hehehe, I love this! It even reminds me of you because of all the gold and the “Antivan charm”!
The Maker (GM): PERFECT AIM
Theo: ♦Greatly Approves♦ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Andraste: OMG WHO
Salvadore: ♦hugs her back♦ I’m so happy you like it, amiga. I’m sure you’ll use it well.
Andraste: Ves and Theo HAHAHAHAHA
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Salvadore: ♦smiles at the others♦ (. ͡^ ͜ʖ ͡^) Un momento. I have gifts for the rest of you as well~
Nazares: Allow me to give my gifts then. ♦smiles at Ashara♦ But yours comes later. We need would need to save it for last and find a secluded place for the ambiance, of course.
Salvadore: (Salvadore muna~ xD)
Fia: (I THOGUHT YOU MADE HIM LEAVE CAUSE YOU WANTED ME MUNA)
Secluded place? Is your gift your dick?
Salvadore: (He didn’t leave LEL)
(but okay let’s have him leave XD)
(ALSO FIA PLS)
Andraste: Part 2 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Ashara: ♦cackles♦ That’s not a Satinalia present if I get it everyday!
Nazares: No, that wouldn’t be much of a gift since Ashara recieves that…very often.
Nazares: (IYA ANO BA)
Andraste: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
(NOT ON PURPOSE SHET)
Fia: ♦giggles♦ Oh, you two. Oh, you’ll have to wait, Salvadore is back!
(Dreamshara are mirrors talaga. they’re both sarcastic rin kasi. OTL)
Salvadore: (oo nga HUHUHU)
Andruil: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Andraste: ….( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Salvadore: Vesperus. (. ͡^ ͜ʖ ͡^) I procured this from an interesting Tevinter merchant and thought of you~
> Vesperus acquired Tingler http://dragonage.wikia.com/wiki/Tingler
Andraste: Your hand tingles…
Nazares: Why is that ring so large?
Andraste: When you wear it, lel
Andruil: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Ashara: ♦looks at it♦ Eugh, it’s not a ring…
Andraste: It’s like a DA vibrator!
Fen’Harel: NO LMAO
Nazares: that’s cause it’s for the dick, Dream Boy. ♦cackles and holds it near Nazares who recoils♦
Nazares: )FUCK THATS CS)
Ashara: (LMAO WAS THAT VES)
Ashara: (CHELS PLS)
♦shudders at the memory of Salvadore using those rings on his… pets♦
Vesperus: Just what I needed! ♦cackles♦ Thanks, Salvadore.
Andruil: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Salvadore: (. ͡^ ͜ʖ ͡^) I’m sure you and your templar… friend… will make good use of it. ♦smiles at Max, who shifts awkwardly♦
Andruil: friend ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
(From Salvadore): oshet what does salvadore give ashara again
(From Salvadore): u wanna control him for that
(From Salvadore): dream boys stick muna
(To Salvadore): SHET, lemme check FB and I will. THE STICK muna
Vesperus: Yes. ♦side-eyes Salvadore♦ We’re friends…with benefits.
Salvadore: ♦claps him on the shoulder♦ Whatever you say~ Ah, Nazares. I noticed you have a staff, but I think you deserve a better one if you’re to keep fighting by Ashara’s side.
> Nazares acquires The Stick http://cdn.instructables.com/FWN/N65X/FF8XAJDU/FWNN65XFF8XAJDU.LARGE.jpg
Ashara: It’s… a stick.
Andruil: be a u t i fu l
Andraste: How is this the….
He’ll walk many miles with this stick: across hills, up mountains, through the markets.
Nazares: Uhh…well…it is certainly….a stick…………..
Salvadore: A mysterious fellow in Rivain was peddling staves and amongst the ornate staves he showed me this and ensured that this is one of the strongest staves money can buy! Here, feel it. ♦hands it over♦
(From Salvadore): throbbing with power LOL
Ashara: It’s… a stick.
Nazares: ♦pauses♦ I can feel this…throbbing with power.
Fia: ♦snickers♦ Throbbing.
Ashara: What the fuck? ♦sideeyes♦ [It looks like a fucking stick to me.]
(From Salvadore): pls control salvadore for asharas gift
(To Ashara): omg…we didn’t think of a Savladore > Ashara gift SHET
(From Salvadore): QUICK THINK FAST O-(-<
Salvadore: It has three rune slots! .n_n
Vesperus: What? how?!WHERE?
Ashara: ♦peers at The Stick♦ WHERE.
Nazares: Thank you, this is a very practical and powerful gift.
(LMAO, my brother just asked me “are all the characters still alive? like that thing that looks like a pink dildo (justice)?”)
Ashara: (PINK DILDO. RUDE LMAO)
Andraste: Tell Paolo that “THEY WILL STAY ALIVE. HMPH. ESPECIALLY THE PINK ONE.”
Vesperus: ♦whispers to Ashara♦ What’s Dream Boy supposed to do with that? Play fetch with a gurgut?
Salvadore: You’re welcome. .n_n
Ashara: ♦incredulous♦ It’s a… stick.
Vesperus: Or maybe Salvadore gave it to him for some…sexy caning. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Ashara: ♦swats♦ That’s your kink, Ves.
(From Ashara): IDEAS? OTL
(To Ashara): I’M STALLING
Nazares: ♦straps The Stick onto his back, looking sad and plain next to Elves’ Tears and Pink Travesty♦
(From Ashara): BRACELET
Fen’Harel: so sad OTL
BUT IT’S STRONG LMAO
Andraste: Its strength compensates for its lack of attractiveness QuQ
(From Ashara): the stalling is halata xD try a bracelet na lang~ ashara’s changing outfits naman
Salvadore: (like Horacio)
Andraste: LMAO ROOD
Ashara: (is horacio even strong)
Andraste: Then again, he did lift up that behemoth’s meaty hand away from Kayan
Salvadore: As for you, mi amiga, I have this! ♦golds up a golden bracelet with a dragon breathing fire etched onto it♦ You are one of my oldest and most cherished friends. I hope this enchanted bracelet serves you well.
Ashara: > receives Band of Urthemiel
Salvadore: (if it’s Urthemiel it should have naked people on it rin)
Ashara: (durgen lang lelele this is one with urthemiel himself)
♦wears the bracelet♦ Where did you find this thing?! It’s beautiful. ♦pecks Salvadore on the cheek♦ Thank you, mi amigo.
(From Ashara): do u tell us which + stats we get later
Vesperus: This is an ancient bracelet of Urthemiel, don’t tell me you got this from your shady merchant?!
Fen’Harel: dis sexy merchant http://i.ytimg.com/vi/zy58gj2FCX4/hqdefault.jpg
Wanna buyyyy something stranger?
(From Ashara): the other MGs na xD
Nazares: Now, I shall give my gifts.
I got Rellia a children’s book earlier that Ashara and I promised to read to her, so following that thread, I got books for the three of you.
Andraste: Pffft Androoel pls
Fia: “Diddled by the Dashing Druffalo-shifter” by Francois and there’s a naked guy with a cut out of another person’s drawing of a druffalo head on. Sexy.
Salvadore: I do enjoy reading! .n_n
Salvadore: > the man on the cover looks suspiciously similar to a certain bearlike Avvar
Fia: (BUT HOW…FRANCOIS)
Salvadore: (COINCIDENCE LANG)
Andraste: You were just a dream
That I once knew
Salvadore: Ooh, that looks interesting. .n_n Please lend it to me when you’re done, mi amiga.
Fia: Of course! I’m familiar with this author…hehe. [By that, I’ mean that I’ve been publishing Francois’ books under his name for months.]
Andruil: I have nothing against nerds or reading… u w u
Salvadore: (LOL SHET)
Andruil: DIRTY DALISH
Vesperus: Oh, the latest issue of “Swords and Shields” by Varric Tethras! I haven’t gotten this yet. Can’t wait to read this beautiful, crappy, garbage…
Andraste: NO WONDER FIA
Ashara: ♦disgusted noise♦ Seriously, Nazares? I can’t believe you’re enabling him.
Andraste: NAZARES GAVE HER HER OWN BOOK LMAO
Nazares: ♦whispers to Ashara] I did not actually read these books, I simply saw the perverted titles and thought they were appropriate…
Andruil: DREAM BOY PLS
Fen’Harel: it’s francois’ book tho! fia found them and has been publishing them post-mortem diba xD
Salvadore: (YUUH. XD)
Andruil: Oh really? L M A O
Salvadore: And mine is…“50 Shades of Grey Warden” by Smallclothes Sally…I wonder who that could be. ♦looks at Fia♦
Ashara: (LMAOOO SMALLCLOTHES SALLY)
Andruil: SMALLXLOTHES SALZHYXS
Fia: Oh, I heard this one is reaaallyyyyy good.
Andruil: I love Mean Girls so derpy
Fia: Best book of the year. 10/10
Ashara: ♦slightly disapproves her friends’ taste in literature♦ ಠ_ಠ
Andraste: I bet it’s based on Lurellen >u>
Fen’Harel: YES LMAO
The Maker (GM): At least they read, Ashara
Dirthamen: ….hi guys
The Maker (GM): HI DIRTY MEN
Fen’Harel: ASHARA CAN READ KAYA
Dirthamen: this is what I log into….
Andraste: LURELLEN IS IN A BOOK!
Fen’Harel: OMG HI DIRTYMEN
Andraste: FIFTY SHADES OF GREY WARDEN
Andruil: SAKTONG TIMING
The Maker (GM): A book about Lurellen doing BDSM by “Smallclothes Sally”
Dirthamen: >__> Sorry went to look at some dorms also hahah
Dirthamen: Thnx “Sally”
Fia: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Dirthamen: yuh. I might dorm next year :))) My sched daw will be hectic but idk
The Maker (GM): Ooh, why not the building where Yama-chan is?XD
Fen’Harel: ooooh i see
The Maker (GM): It’s naisu
Andraste: Ahh alright.
Dirthamen: I dunno where she dorms? I might stay with Ria and PJ but I have to decide by today
Andraste: What made you consider a dorm besides the schedule?
Fia: (idk the name, I’ll ask her later)
Dirthamen: RIGHT ;A; It’s just the schedule really… I kinda want to stay home but I’m scared also so…
Fia: Okay, now that we’re doing with the erotica, my turn to give gifts! I only gave my gift to Salvadore. Here, for you, Dream Boy, new mage armor since yours scream apostate hobo.
Andraste: Huhh, do what you think it’s best for you Carissa ;i;
Andruil: APOSTATR HOBO
Fia: (you can stay naman at Ria or PJs when you go home late?;u;)
Ashara: (what his current mage armor is nice kaya D8)
Andraste: LIKE SOLAS!
Ashara: (ROOD LMAO)
Dirthamen: I will hahaha. It depends :<
OMG HOBO MAGE
Fia: (it was just a reference to egoo lel)
And for Ashara and Ves…what else?!~ ♦pulls a curtain revealling sexy small clothes♦
Andraste: You won the jackpot!
Vesperus: Yeah, I saw that coming.
Ashara: (lmao this new one has to be a lot fancier then. even tho his current one is medyo fancy na. HURR DESIGN)
Fia: That’s not the only thing coming thanks to these.( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Nazares: hmm…………….. [Not bad.]
Andraste: DB approves
Andruil: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Ashara: Hahahaha! These are nicer than usual! ♦admires the corset, garters, and stockings♦
Andruil: Horny DB
Nazares: (it’s hard to RP Dream Boy on roll20 since most of his dialogue is internal lel)
Andraste: Carissa, that song, “Horny”, lel
Fen’Harel: LMAO YEAH. MONOLOGUES
Andraste: That’s his kink afterall
Fia: I’m sure you’ll get to test them out later…hehe.
Andruil: Stockings mmmm
Ashara: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Definitely, hehe.
Andruil: I think most of the guys like that
(To Ashara): pls be salvadore again
Ashara: (BUT THEY DONT BC TIME WARP. lols dream boy keeps the smallclothes)
Vesperus: (ves gets to use it lelelele)
Andraste: Stay thirsty, my friend
(From Salvadore): okay~ xD isn’t it ves’ turn to give gifts
Fen’Harel: bwi pls
Andruil: U can sexy times while gay fan gives gifts
Vesperus: Alright, I’ll go next. These were big in Minrathous last year. ♦hands Salvadore a glowing dildo♦ This is a magical dick. Pour some lyrium into this grove here and it’ll start…hammering away on the next item it comes in contact with.
Andraste: Oo nga Adrooel
Vesperus: (I drew Eury using this before LELELELELELELE)
Salvadore: This is…
Vesperus: (and by me, I mean the maker, not ves)
Salvadore: ♦holds up the dildo, which throbs with magic in his hand♦ .n___n Wow, Vesperus. It’s… it’s beautiful. I thought I had everything in my collection, but apparently not.
Andruil: He loves it
Salvadore: I love it.
Salvadore: (. ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡~)
Andruil: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Vesperus: Yeah, I thought so too when I saw your collection, you should try Minrathous. All sorts of weird, magic sex toys there.
Salvadore: Ah, so I’ve heard. (. ͡o ͜ʖ ͡o) After all this is over, Minrathous will be my next stop. Thank you, mi amigo.
Vesperus: And here, Dream Boy, it’s a magic belt…not that it can keep your pants up for long around Ashara. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Andraste: Bucket List Destinations
Andruil: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Nazares: I…err…well…belts have a variety of uses as well, don’t they?
Andraste: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Hehe
Ashara: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) [Yes they do…]
Andruil: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Ashara: (LMAO O-(-<)>u<
Fia: Ohh, this is useful! I can write my notes down while making smallclothes…or other things…Thanks, Ves!
Ashara: Are you going to write more of those weird stories? ♦remembers Justice/Bogart fic and shudders♦
Fia: Even weirder. ( ͡o ͜ʖ ͡o)
Ashara: ♦instinctively takes a step back♦ [HOW.]
Andraste: Like what oAo;;
Pls no dorfs
Vesperus: And…you…I guess, I may have something for you. ♦turns to Max and huffs, crossing his arms♦ Just so you don’t feel bad that you don’t have a gift…or something…
Andraste: Tsundereeeee ♦Pinches his cheek♦
Ashara: ♦cackles♦ Ves, just admit it! You lo—
Andraste: The title of this song uwu
Vesperus: (lel, I told bri that at one point, all the pairs will have theme songs. I WAS RIGHT.)
Andraste: Oo nga >u<
Andruil: U 3 U
Vesperus: Shush, Ashara! A-Anyway, I have something for you! ♦leads Max over to where a suit of armor is standing♦ It’s a suit of armor for House Makarios since you like to hang around me and kill things all the time.
Fen’Harel: makarios armor HUHUHUHUHU MUH OYAJIS
Andruil: Love these 2…
Maximian: ♦inspects the armor which has snake motifs all over then notices a piece of cloth hanging on it and laughs♦ Ves…did you have an entire suit of armor made because you were embarrassed to give me this favor? (just like fenris huehuehue)
Ashara: (OMG VES WOULD HUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHU)
Andraste: HEEHEE >u<
Vesperus: What?! NO. Who gave you that idea? But it’s already there…how did it get there? Why? Do you hate it? fine, if you don’t want it, I’ll take it back. ♦fails to carry it away with
2 STR♦- the ring. It’s…it’s really nice…♦wipes his tears away then they kiss, but he moves away♦ But I still have one more gift to give so you wait here, you gross, mushy…thing…you.
Fen’Harel: WOW TSUN TALAGA
Andraste: Aww noodley boy UuU
Andruil: THIS TSUNTSUN
Andraste: He’s even more tsun thant tsundere!Kayan, haha
Maximian: ♦laughs and places his hand on Ves’ shoulder♦ No, I love it and I’d be proud to wear this. All of this, since I’m fighting for you, amatus.
Vesperus: FUCKING DISGUSTING. Stop being gross. ugh! Quick, give me your gift before I hurl.
Ashara: ♦grin at the world ‘Amatus.’♦
Ashara: (LELELELELE VES U SO CUTE)
Maximian: (‘m sorry but I can’t imagine Ves being lovey dovey so here you go)
Andruil: Ves: I WONT SAY IM IN LOOOOOOVE
Andruil: NO CHANCE NO WAY I WONT SAY IT NO NO
Andraste: HAHAHA SARA
It’s perfect Chels
Maximian: ♦laughs and takes Ves’ hand♦ I remember that in Tevinter, Ashara and the others got you this ring from our hiding spot in Seheron…this is the same ring I forced you to wear back when I asked you to do blood magic…♦looks somber♦ I should never have done that, but I was desperate to keep you alive back then. I don’t want you to remember that moment…so here. ♦removes the blood magic ring and replaces it with a plainer one that looks like a demented snake♦
Andruil: What a SWEET
BEST LUMBERJACK SR.
Andruil: Oyaji thirst SAtisfied
Vesperus: This is…from when…Laetrys made this cause she kept teasing you about wanting to marry me. It looks like a mutant worm…♦starts to blubber♦ I…okay, fine…this is…I love y
The Maker (GM): ASHARA PA. Azeri’s favorite staff
Fen’Harel: HUHUHUHU LAETRYS MADE IT Q uQ VES SAID HE LOVES MAX. well. close enough. HUHUHUHU
Dirthamen: Love thisssss
Andruil: I LOVE THESE OYAJIS SO MATS
Andraste: “I LOVE Y—- THE RING”
Andraste: “YOU GROSS, MUSHY….THING…YOU”
Ashara: ♦smiles fondly at Max and Ves♦ [He really loves him, huh.]
Andruil: Androoel approves
Andraste: Laetrys made it. How sweet UuU
Vesperus: What’s with that smile, Ashara? ♦narrows his eyes♦ Anyway, I have something for you!
(BFF feels tiem)
Andruil: Ves friendssss
Vesperus: (i love how before DB came along, it was always LIs + Ves for Ashara lmao)
Andraste: Ves friends foreverr
Fen’Harel: ashara has been single for literally over a year wao
i mean rl time wise
Fen’Harel: tabletop time wise it’s almost 7 years
Vesperus: (in game…6 years…)
(IYA ANO BUH)
Andruil: You two lelelelel
Andraste: Drift compatible
Ashara: ♦grins♦ I have something for you too, actually. You first.
Vesperus: I can’t believe that after all these years, you’re still using Elves’ Tears.
Ashara: It’s a damn fine staff.
I especially like the crying elves. It makes me feel… powerful.
Azeri: I can sense my People being oppressed.
CONTINUE DOING THR NASTEH WITH GRAN
Granuaile: ♦pins Azeri down♦ Hush.
(From Ashara): music pls
Andraste: “Friend Feels”!
Vesperus: (I forgot i got music for friends feels lel)
Ashara: (OOH friends theme ; w; )
Granuaile: Friend feels awwwwww
Andraste: Is this for Ves friends or friends in general? ;u;
Andruil: Sry I’m using my phone
Andraste: Azeri: F-friend what?
Vesperus: (friends in general…so MANLI AND KAYAN LATER)
Ashara: (Awww uwu)
Andruil: Cute HUHUHU
Andraste: Alright, go shine Ves friends
Vesperus: It’s an apprentice’s staff and you’re a magister now. You deserve a magister’s staff. ♦hands Ashara a similar-looking staff, only spikier with elves screaming in agony, “ivory” spikes rising around them♦ I’m proud of who you’ve become. Wait, scratch that, I’ve always thought you were the fiercest, strongest and most loyal people there. If I didn’t I wouldn’t have asked you to be my apprentice in Cheeseland.
>Ashara receives ELVES; AGONY
Andraste: Kekeke >u<
Andraste: Azeri: Elf oppressionnnnnn
Ashara: ♦hugs him♦ Thank you, Vesperus. Without you, I wouldn’t be where I am today. You’re the craziest and best fucker I’ve ever met, and I’m happy to call you my best friend. ♦brandishes Elves’ Agony, still wearing her flowing red dress♦ What an upgrade. The elves screaming in agony is a nice touch. I love it! ♦cackles♦
Vesperus: Look at those sad little elves… ♦cackles♦ This should help with that crazy Lirelle bitch hunting us down. I know you’re one of the best ass-kickers out there. You found a way to do the impossible and de-Tranquilized me. ♦starts to blubber♦ But I’ve already lost so many friends…I can’t lose you too, Ashara…if I lost you too, I don’t know what I’d do— ♦uglysobs on her head♦
(MOAR FORESHADOWING NOMNOM)
Dirthamen: WOW MAKER
Ashara: (FORESHADOWING?! MAKER PLS)
The Maker (GM): For the timeskip ano ba
Ashara: (oh wait bc of the timewarp xD)
Andraste: Like when Ashara goes into the portal?!
Andraste: Mmm that foreshadow
The Maker (GM): Ves has horrible luck with female BFFs…lmao…
Dirthamen: Huhu sad. And update, I just committed to dorm life for the next year >A<
The Maker (GM): OOOH, NAISU
Andraste: Congrats Carissa!
Fen’Harel: Congrats? xD
Andraste: How do you feel?
Dirthamen: Yuh with Ria. I have mixed feelings because I remember how it is to dorm and I’m not super excited but I’d do it for my grades ;A;
Mom said naman I can just pay off the rest of the contract if I hated it so…
Ashara: (at least u kno ur roomie naman xD)
♦kisses Ves on the forehead♦ You big baby, there’s no need to worry. No matter what, I’ll always make my way back to you. I’ll punch the Maker himself in his holy balls if that’s what it takes.
The Maker (GM): EXCUSE ME
Andraste: Well, this time you’re with a friend diba?
Just try it out, and if you don’t like it, then go back home. Think of yourself first than the grades UuU
Pls do Ashara
Andraste: But yuh Carissa. Don’t be afraid. See this as a second chance on trying dorm life. It might be better ;u;
Vesperus: ♦wipes his face♦ Alright, alright, it’s your turn to give gifts. ugh, I hate having these things called “emotions”.
Andraste: Grinch: I FEEEEEEEEL.
The Maker (GM): HELP ME I CAN FEEEEEELLLL
Andraste: YOU’RE ALWAYS FEELING MAKER
Dirthamen: I was lucky with my roomates before :)) But yuh now with friends hahaha. I’ll see how this works out considering how unstable I get during the year huhu
HUHU THIS DIALOGUE
The Maker (GM): Oh, good point. I feel joy when you guys cry. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Ria’s super responsible naman, i think you 2 will get along~ >u<
Ashara: ♦laughs♦ Better get used to it, mi amigo.
♦goes over to the sack of goodies♦ Alright, I’ve got gifts for all you lucky bastards too.
Andraste: Mhm. Doesn’t mean you will be this year. Even if it’s not so great at first, everything will be alright in the end. You always have options, Carissa. ♦Hugs♦ ;u;
Andraste: The SS
Fia: Oooh, what do you have there? ♦poke the sack♦
Dirthamen: Ria is one of my medschool bestfriends so we’re good :)) I’ll stick it out and see how I feel hahaha.
Ashara: ♦hands Fia an archer glove♦ Here, mi amiga. I got this from a merchant in Seleny and was saving it to give it to you now. I noticed you didn’t have proper gloves for archery, so here. It’s enchanted, too. ♦grins♦
> Fia acquires Perfect Fingers
Fia: Oh yeah…I’ve been wearing these mostly as a fashion statement, but these are pretty good looking for gloves. That Antivan leather…so sexy. Thanks Ashara! ♦hugs her♦
Dirthamen: WAO HAHAHA
Ashara: ♦hugs back, laughing♦ I’ll need you to cover my ass when we fight. Thanks for sticking around, Fia.
Fia: I remember when you guys were all fumbling, now you’re pretty good at being sneaky, Ashara. Anyway, next, I think I know what you got for Salvadore.
Salvadore: ♦notices a familiar bulge in the sack♦ Mi amiga… Is that…
Andraste: (Black Fox Kayan…So sad >u>)
LMAOOO ONE TRUE LARVE
Ashara: Er… Yes. ♦pulls out the URB from the sack♦ I figured you like this thing so much that you might as well… have it.
Salvadore: > acquires Urthemiel’s Ritual Bludgeon
Maximian: ♦side-eyes Salvadore♦
Salvadore: (. ͡o ͜ʖ ͡o) This… this is…
♦strokes the URB lovingly♦
Vesperus: [I wonder if he knows how many ancient asses that’s been up in…]
Salvadore: (.TT ͜ʖTT) It’s so beautiful, mi amiga. Thank you. Thank you so much.
Vesperus: (DAT EMOTICON)
Dirthamen: Lel Max :)))
Salvadore: ♦literally crying♦
Fia: What is that thing he’s doing? His eyes are sweating
Ashara: ♦awestruck at seeing Salvadore’s tears of joy♦
Nazares: ♦stares♦ what is going no…
Ashara: … Uh… You’re welcome. It’s the least I could do after all you’ve done for me. Thanks, Salvadore. For everything. Happy Satinalia.
Salvadore: ♦dries his face with a handkerchief and hugs Ashara♦ (. ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡~) Oh, it was only the least I could do… thank you, mi amiga. I’ll treasure this… forever.
Nazares: that is…terrifying
Ashara: ♦squeezes his shoulders♦ I’m… sure you will.
The Maker (GM): love ur son
Fen’Harel: SON LOVES THE URB SO MUCH
The Maker (GM): ANYWAY, moving on
Ashara: ♦rummages through the sack and pulls out a sword♦
The Maker (GM): lol how was Fia’s glove not crushed by all the weapons
Ashara: Max, this is for you. You’re going to need this to protect Ves’ ass.
(sturdy antivan leather lelele)
> Max acquired Sword of the Archon
You’re the best damn templar I’ve met. Let’s make sure it stays that way, si? ♦cackles♦
Maximian: This is a Blade of Mercy…you got this Archon Radonis himself. Thanks, Ashara. ♦chuckles♦ Seeing how much trouble Ves gets himself into, I think I’ll need this.
Vesperus: Hey, I don’t get into that much trouble. ♦accidentally knocks over a vase♦
Salvadore: ♦too busy fondling the URB to notice♦
♦too b— ANO BUH
Salvadore: (TOO DRIFT COMPATIBLE)
The Maker (GM): DEMMIT.
wait, brb, my mom’s making me utos to do something, back in 10-15 mins
Ashara: (LOL okay xD)
Andraste: Btw, where’s Bea?
The Maker (GM): back
Andraste: Welcome back!
Fen’Harel: wb. and idk where sylaaaise went o_o
Andraste: We have summoned her!
The Maker (GM): BEA STAY PUT. Lapit na gay fam
Anyway, 3 more gifts for Mean Girls!
Andraste: Mhm! Hello Bea!
Ihrlie: (sorry i fell asleep again huhu x.x)
The Maker (GM): (bea pls)
Andraste: ♦Pats pats♦ It’s fine. ;u;
The Maker (GM): Ashara,go go
Ashara: ♦grins at Ves♦ This is for you. Great minds think alike, mi amigo. ♦hands him an ornate black staff decorated with a snake coiled around an orb at the tip♦
> Ves received Serpent’s Snare
Vesperus: ♦cackles♦ Of course we both got each other staves! At least it’ll be easier to look inconspicuous with this new staff. And snakes, this is really good craftsmanship…thanks, Ashara. You’re the best. ♦grins back at her♦
The Maker (GM): I like how Iya named all the gifts pa
The Stick is d best
Andraste: Oo nga, haha
Fen’Harel: The Stick uwu
Ashara: ♦grins at him toothily♦ A snake, for House Makarios. Use it well si?
Vesperus: Of course! Now, I think you two should go out there and be all disgustingly mushy. ♦waggles eyebrows as Nazares approaches♦
Ashara: ♦shoots a glance at Nazares♦ I have one more gift to give out… if you’ll excuse us…
Vesperus: (LEL IYA)
Ashara: ♦drags Nazares out the room♦
Andraste: Happened again?
Go go go
Ashara: (HUHUHUHU DIS SONG)
Nazares: ♦they walk hand in hand along the terrace overlooking the sea♦ So…shall I go first?
Ashara: ♦grins at him♦ Fine by me. What is it?
Nazares: ♦takes out a hairpiece with a dark feather hanging from it♦ May I? ♦moves behind her and gathers her hair up into a bun, setting the hair accessory in place♦ Aside from keeping your hair away from your eyes, the feather is from Euresyne’s simir bird, so it is full of magical energy…and also sweetest revenge. ♦teasingly kisses her on the nape♦
Euresyne: BIRB. >8(
Andraste: Patay Birb
Dirthamen: Sorry that birb….
Ashara: ♦laughs♦ That tickles, idiot. You really killed that bird?! Good fucking riddance! ♦throws her arms around his shoulders♦ … Thank you. This means a lot.
Andruil: Omg I fell asleep
Fen’Harel: HI ANDROOEL
Andraste: Woke up in time for Dreamshara
Andruil: Will look for food to wake up
Nazares: I wanted to give you something useful and I must admit, I had some ulterior motive, because this look suits you very well.♦his fingers dance down her bare neck ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)♦ Or, if you require a more symbolic meaning for this…You are the one person I’ve been so carefree with my feelings. Just like a bird taking flight, I feel freer around you. I am no longer running from these dark forces, beside you, I will stand and fight.
Ashara: (LMAO THAT LENNY FACE)
Nazares: (Lenny approves the nape fondling)
Ashara: … You better. ♦takes the hand brushing her neck and kisses it♦ We’ll destroy them all. Euresyne, Lirelle, Iona. I don’t give a shit. Together, we’ll take them down so we can finally… go home.
Nazares: (NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MY FEELS)
Andraste: HUHUHUHUHU “Go home”
Ashara: (LEL NOT FOR A WHILE)
Fen’Harel: ohhhh so dreamshara are literally on the terrace. asleep. LEL CUTE
Ihrlie: (i said what what in the butt)
Fen’Harel: bc theyre in the fade :B
Fen’Harel: ihrlie pls
The Maker (GM): STAWP
The Maker (GM): never should have showed bea
Andraste: BEA STOP MAKING ME LAUGH
Ihrlie: (OHYAY you can see me :3)
The Maker (GM): LESSGO IHRLIE
Andraste: I’m ugly giggling pfft
Andraste: But go go go
Ihrlie: (how do i give my gift if some people are fade to black-ing and leeping on the terrace huhu)
Vita: Eerie! There you are! Rellia went back to her dad already…a-anyway, I have a Satinalia gift for you!
Andruil: you’re giving a gift to ashara
Vita: (YOUR EX-MASTER LEL…Ashara was nice naman to ihrlie)
True, but WHUT
Ihrlie: (okie vita first)
Andruil: (gran will be done in a while so finish the others muna XD )
Ihrlie: Vita! ♦smiles♦ You didn’t have to get me anything. ♦hides her gift as well♦
Vita: You go first. ♦grins at Ihrlie, holding her gift behind her back♦
Andraste: These bbs QuQ
Jerome: ♦watches nearby♦ Our children are so cute, Kayan…QuQ
Fen’Harel: lmao omg r u srsly giving a gift to Ashara? wao. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) she’s having Fade sex. but it won’t take that long naman. BABIES TIME
Kayan: (Omg, when you said that, it sounds like they’re going to make babies )
Ihrlie: Alright, alright. ♦brings it out♦ It’s a big sweater I made! So you’ll get to enjoy my hugs even when I’m not around.
Vita: (SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO CUTE)
SO CUTE I CANNOT
Kayan: (DARN U IHRLIE WHY U GOTTA BE SO CUTEEE)
Ihrlie: (:3 :3 :3)
warm hugs uwu
Vita: Oh, winter is starting! Perfect! ♦puts the sweater on, wiggling her fingers which are barely visible♦ and it’s wam like your hugs. Now let me give you my hug! ♦hugs Ihrlie with on hand, still hiding her gift♦
Kayan: (KJLSDFJKLSJFKLSKFJL STOP SO CUTE)
Kayan: (IS THIS WHAT IT FEELS LIKE WHEN YOU’RE A MOM)
The Maker (GM): talaos likey
Kayan: (GO AWAY TALAOS)
Dirthamen: NO PLS
Ihrlie: ♦giggles and hugs Vita♦ I’m glad you love it! ♦is put down♦ You’re matching with Junior, too! I made him lots of clothes.
Junior: ♦falls over in his woollen sweater, pants, mittens and hat♦
Andruil: Evanderp holds up his necklace and shouts SHUN THE NUG
Kayan: (PFFFFFFFFT I’m seriously laughing x))
Andruil: NUG CANT GO NEAR ME I AM PROTECTED
Vita: ♦giggles at Junior who wiggles his creepy-ass fingers like Vita did♦ It’s nice and warm, like you. ♦nuzzles the sleeve♦ Anyway, my turn! ♦produces a jar full of shiny stones♦ I like collecting things like these, so I wanted to give you some! It’s a small jar, but inside, it’s nice and pretty, like you! And…♦gives Ihrlie an empty jar♦ So you can collect things yourself! Cy said that you don’t really get things for yourself cause you’re not used to it or something, so here. Make your own collection, Eerie!
Kayan: (VITAA SO MOE)
Fen’Harel: DIS BABY
Kayan: (I FEEL ALL THESE FEELS)
The Maker (GM): ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Andruil: Maker you really enjoy our tears…
I’ll just…stand in the rain so no one can see my crying..
Kayan: (Issok. She cries with us >8[ )
Ihrlie: ♦almost tearing up♦ T-Thank you, Vita…this is beautiful! I’ll make my own collection and show it to you soo! ♦initiates the hug this time♦
Vita: ♦squishes their cheeks together from their hug♦ Anyway, we should go give our gifts to the rest of the family! ♦links arms with Ihrlie and they go over to the others♦
Fen’Harel: awwwwww ; u;
Kayan: (T-this family will be the death of me Q________________Q)
Vita: (GAY FAM is the most moe…especially Manlietta. OuO)
Ihrlie: (SO CUTE
Jerome: Ihrlie! Vita! I was about to look for you to give you my Satinalia gifts. ♦gives Ihrlie a small wind-up bird and Vita a wind-up varghest♦ Try twisting those ____ there.
(IDK WHAT THEY’RE CALLED LMAO)
Dirthamen: knobs probably
Ihrlie: Pretty! ♦winds it up♦
Dirthamen: or a crank or something
Vita: (i googled it…it’s wind-up key. XD)
Dirthamen: HAHAHA well its the obvious answer lel :)))))
Kayan: (But awww Jerome’s gifts ;u;)
Vita: ♦winds her up and the varghest begins to flail on her palm, meanwhile, Ihrlie’s bird begins to flap its wings and play a music box tune♦
Ihrlie: ♦SPARKLY EYES♦
Jerome: Hmm, the varghest shouldn’t be moving like that…
Andruil: CUTE THO
Vita: It’s so pretty and cute! I love it, Jerjer!
(VITA SO MOE)
Ihrlie: She’s lovely! Thank you, Jerome! ♦they both hug blushy Jerome♦
The Maker (GM): DIS FAM
Kayan: (THIS GAY FAMILY UGH)
Andruil: DIS GAY FAM IS SO CUTE I love how different each of our “families” are
Kayan: (OO NGA)
(We have the Dalish family, Gay family, and Mean Girls cliche)
The Maker (GM): Cliques
The Maker (GM): Dalish fam is sweet, Gay fam is moe and Mean Girls…are…er….
Dirthamen: a clique :)))))
Kayan: (Mean Girls are mean girls ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°))
Dirthamen: That’s actually the best description… hahaha
Andruil: Blairmira is like between Dalish FAM and gay fam
Ihrlie: And look what I got you, Jerome! ♦presents a dressy pin shaped like a strawberry♦ I had a feeling you’d like it ‘cos Kayan would call you his strawberry from time to time.
Kayan: (Oo nga. Blair is more for Dalish while Palomira for gay family)
The Maker (GM): IHRLIEEEEEEEEEE
Andruil: Evandore would “fall under” Dalish fam
Kayan: (STRAWBERRY JSDKLFJSKLFKL)
Andruil: CUTE IHRLEUSBAJAO
Kayan: (ANO BUH IHRLIE U SO CUTE)
Jerome: (CANT STOP GRINNING)
Kayan: (DON’T MAKE ME CRY)
Andruil: I LOGE GAY FAM
Kayan: (MY CHEEKS HURT. GAY FAMILY)
Andruil: ♦hands Bri a chalice♦ for ur tears
Andraste: ♦Hugs it and cries♦ Q_____Q
Seriously, make it any cuter and I think I will legit cry ;A;
Jerome: ♦laughs softly♦ Perhaps my shirt reminds him of a strawberry. ♦places the pin on♦ Anything you can give me, makes me proud to be in this family with you, Ihrlie. ♦kisses her on the forehead and pats her♦
Ihrlie: (AWWWWWWWWWWW QuQ)
Andruil: PAPA JEROME
Kayan: (SO MOE SO MOE UGH UGH UGH)
ay mamaya pa. srry i blacked out for 5 mins
Jahel: ♦cries as he spends Satinalia alone♦
Fen’Harel: ♦scrolls up♦ omg strawberry earring
(JAHEL DOESNT EVEN CELEBRATE)
Andruil: ♦shoots an arrow at Jahel♦
Fen’Harel: (rivaini dont do satinalia. it’s andrastian)
Kayan: (BAGEL PLS. GAY FAMILY TIME)
(He is andrastian…)
he is? whoops
Vita: (Satinalia was originally for the Old Gods tho)
(VINTs > ANDRASTIANS)
Andruil: Dalish Supremacy >
Kayan: (Andruil LEL)
(Anyway, go go go Ihrlie!)
Vita: ♦fidgets as she gives Jerome a series of papers ties together by a ribbon♦ Here, Jerome…I hope this gift is okay.
Jerome: ♦Jerome opens it and sees drawing with sentences detailing how Vita came to be with the gay family♦ This is lvoely, Vita..but why do you look scared?
Andruil: q o q
Ihrlie: (OMG CUTE THO)
Kayan: (HNGH VITA)
Vita: I heard you an Kayan fighting and you said that it might have been better if I was…♦fidgets♦ I know you didn’t mean it Jerome, so I wasnted to give you something to show how much I love being part of this family and how it’s made my life better. ♦smiles at him♦
Andruil: q AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA q
Kayan: (OH NO YOU SDKLFJKSJFKSLJFKLSJKFJ)
Kayan: (FEEL BAD STRAWBERRY FEEL BADDDD)
Jerome: Vita…♦single cheesy tear♦ You’re right…I didn’t mean it…I take back ever saying it, because I’m so happy to have you and Ihrlie as my daughters…♦holds their hands and squeezes♦ I will never, ever let any harm come to you.
Ihrlie: (OMFGHDHFHJEJSKK FUCK YOU MAKER)
Kayan: (FUDGE YOU MAKER DKJSLFJKLSJF)
Ihrlie: ♦hugs again♦
The Maker (GM): mmm feels ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Kayan: (MY CHEST HURTS ANO BUH)
Andruil: ♦gives Sylaise a chalice♦
♦also gives Dirtymen a chalice♦
Dirthamen: ♦rolls like a kamote♦
Andruil: For your tears…
Kayan: (UGH I CAN’T EVEN DRAW PROPERLY. MY ARM IS SHAKING TOO MUCH)
Manlietta: EERIEEEE!!! VITA-GIRL!!!! I HAVE GIFTS! ♦enters the room carrying things wrapped in brightly colored parchment♦
Manlietta: And you too, Comte Jerome. ♦sets a massive mound on Jerome’s lap♦
Andruil: wow in not all caps
Kayan: (Oo nga Androoel ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°))
Jerome: (she’s using her"indoor voice")
♦pokes the package♦ [It’s…wet and squishy…what is this?!]
Ihrlie: ♦excitedly begins to open her gift♦
(To Ihrlie): I FORGOT…what did we say in the groupchat Manli gave Ihrlie?!
Vita: Oh, it’s a staff— Hey, this looks familiar.
(From Ihrlie): uh….did we? i thought it was just for kayrome XD just give her a dress or something like it
Manlietta: ♦maniacal smile with eyes bulging as Ihrlie finds the laciest, girliest, poofiest Orlesian dress EVER♦
Ihrlie: ♦sparkly eyes♦ SO CUTE— ♦holds up the poofy, lacey, doesn’t-look-like-a-maid-outfit-at-all dress♦
Dirthamen: Omg that description :)))
Kayan: (Lmao Ihrlie x))
Ihrlie: It’s lovely! Can you imagine me wearing this, Jerome? :D
The Maker (GM): THAT’S REALLY SAD IF IT’S A MAID OUTFIT
since she was a HOUSE SLAVE
Ihrlie: (OMFG AHAHAHA)
Dirthamen: OMG YEAH :))))
Jerome: E-Erm…perhaps, a few minor alterations…♦sees a vein pop on Manlietta’s neck♦ What if we dyed it pink?
Manlietta: PINK? PINK?!?!?! …………………I LOVE IT
Ihrlie: ♦nods♦ I do love some pink~
Andraste: M-Manli OuO;;
Dirthamen: omg Manli is benta :)))))
Ihrlie: Thank youuuuuu!! ♦her tiny, tiny self hugs Manli around the torso♦
Andraste: That’s so cute…..qAq
Manlietta: ♦hugs Ihrlie in a surprisingly gentle manner, careful not to CRUSH her♦
Vita: Wait, Manli-li, where did you get this staff?
Andraste: So gentle UuU
Manlietta: Skleros Tagaris gave it to MY BROTHERRRRRRRRRRRRR, Manlius. I found it among his things, but he preferred using AXES. But you I think it will be in good hands with you, Vita-Girl.
Vita: That’s so…sweet!!! ♦jumps and joins Irlie’s hug♦
Andruil: Q U Q
Jerome: ♦chuckles, watching them as he opens a gift and sees a giant ham♦
I…thank you…this looks delicious.
Ihrlie: (GIANT HAM)
Manlietta: ♦loud, bellowing laughter♦ NO, COMTE JEROME! That’s a new WEAPON TO BLUDGEON YOUR FOES TO DEATH WITH.
Andraste: Horacio gon steal yo ham. Watch it x))
Dirthamen: No wonder it was wet and squishy
Andraste: DEATH BY HAM
Ihrlie: (I CANT BREATHE OHGOD MANLI ILU)
Andraste: But his arms are so noodley. Manli pls >u<;;>u<)>83
Andruil: Because Gran has gifts for Ihrlie and Kayan naman
The Maker (GM): ♦destroys the happy feels with angsteh finale♦
Andruil: Then can gift give— fuck u maker
(NO HOW DARE YOU)
The Maker (GM): YOU’LL SEE HUEHUEHUE~~~~
Andruil: IF I CAN ESCAPE THE FINALE I WOULD
Kayan: ♦Kayan Jr. hops on to the middle of the embrace, wearing a blue scarf that Kayan made from his waist cloth♦
Andruil: But I won’t bec I like angst
The Maker (GM): u masochist u. yes the maker likes
MATCHING WITH THE WINTER ATTIRE
Evander Greatly Disapproves
Kayan: (Wait, did I ever give Manli my gift? LEL)
The Maker (GM): …8D;;;;;;;;
Andruil: Azeri won’t mature if Gran is there the whole time.
Kayan: (We were too busy crying, omg)
The Maker (GM): True tho…sexyzeri hnnng
Andruil: Sexyzeri ♦swoons♦
Kayan: (Maybe I can give Manli’s, Horacio’s, and Vita’s gifts later. Cyrlie muna? 8)
Kayan: (LELLL You’ll see)
Andruil: Yeah Cyrlie
Kayan: (Go go go Cyrlie)
Ihrlie: (my moe is ready)
Andruil: Going home now
Cyrus: Ihrlie…♦smiles and holds Ihrlie’s hand♦ Can I steal you for a bit? ♦they go into the ballroom of the estate and Ihrlie laughs as Cy lifts her and “dances” with her, her feet atop his♦ Remember when we first did this back in Carastes?
Ihrlie: ♦laugh simmers down into a giggle♦ I remember. Dancing with you like this. It felt amazing.
Cyrus: ♦gently sets her down and they both giggle as she curtsies and he bows♦ It still feels amazing to dance with you like that.
Andruil: Wow I love their theme
Ihrlie: Like I was someone important on the arm of someone I loved. ♦blushes♦ Why do you ask?
Kayan: (Precious theme for these cuties UuU)
Andruil: The music is making me cry….
Cyrus: (reminds you that ihrlie is dying)
Andruil: how bout fuq u
(From Ihrlie): whats the theme omg i cant hear the music on mobile huhu
(To Ihrlie): last leaf falls by lucas king. XD
(From Ihrlie): SOBBU
Cyrus: Because you and I have so many fond memories together…♦realizes how short their remaining time together is♦ I want to remember them forever and keep making memories like these.
Andruil: I imagine Cy fighting her until her Calling…. But imagine Cy having to face her before she turns into darkspawn………
Ihrlie: And I want to keep making memories with you, too, Cyrus.
Andruil: ♦CIGHRING WITH HER
Cyrus: (WAO UR TURRIBLE U HEATHEN U)
Andruil: IMAGINE THAT MOMENT… I’m sorry….. I HAD TO SHARE MY SAD FEELS
Kayan: (NOOO SARA WHY)
Andruil: ( Ihrlie: end the pain, Cy… )
FREE FLOWING TEARS
Cyrus: ♦hand trembles a bit as he reaches his his gift♦ I know that…that there will be times when I can’t follow you where you go, so, I got you these. ♦gives her leather gloves with intricate designs♦ I hope they can keep you warm and, well, just like how Junior was your surrogate for hugs when i couldn’t hold you, this will be like me holding your hands when I’m not there.
Andruil: T_____T yay u rly followed my advice
Kayan: (SAKITTTTT )
Ihrlie: ((OH MU OYIFFJ MY GODDDD CRYING)
Andruil: IM CRYING
Kayan: (“This will be like me holding your hands when I’m not there.”)
Andruil: HUHUHU CALLING HUHU
WALA NA…. MY Tears fell down
Kayan: (♦Gives you a chalice♦ Cry out all your tears QAQ)
Andruil: ♦takes chalice♦ AHUHHHHUHUGUGUHU THESE 2 ARE TOO PRECIOUS.
Ihrlie: ♦holds them, studies them for a moment before putting them on♦ They’re… They’re beautiful, Cy. ♦looks up at him and smiles♦ I’ll never take them off. I’ll keep them on for as long as I can. ♦tiptoes and kisses him on the cheek♦
Andruil: Why do they have to be in such pain Q A Q
Andruil: BEA IM CRYING SO MUCH
Ihrlie: And I got something for you as well. ♦reaches into her dress and pulls out something wrapped in taffeta paper♦
Andruil: (And WALA pa KAYROME…)
Kayan: (QuQ )
Cyrus: (AS LONG AS I CAN PAKSHET)
Ihrlie: (she’ll shower with them lawl)
Cyrus: (bathe…there are no showers. XD)
Cyrus: ♦smiles and takes the gift in his hands, slowly opening it♦
Andruil: OO NGA… Sexy baths
Ihrlie: It’s a cape! ♦smiles as Cy studies the black velvet cape♦ And there’s something extra that I had made. ♦the cape has a golden medallion with a forget-me-not engraved in the center♦
Cyrus: (FORGET-ME-NOT?!?!?!?! OH NO U DIDNT HOW DARE)
Kayan: (IHRLIE BBBBBBB)
Kayan: (HE’LL ALWAYS THINK OF HER WHEN SHE’S IN THE TIME PORTAL)
Andruil: THESE LI INTERACTIONS TODAY
Andruil: FUCK FROM LURELLEN TO GRANZERI TO DREAMSHARA
Kayan: (NOW TO CYRLIE THEN KAYROMEEE)
Andruil: Grelliot made me cry also…
Ihrlie: I learned from Gran that flowers have a special meaning to them and, well, I thought of this flower while thinking of you. Cy, you never abandoned me, from that time we first met. And that time we thought we’d never see each other face to face again. And I know you’ll never forget about me after all of this is over.
Granuaile: (BLESS YOU CHILD)
(YOU LEARNED WELL FROM GRAN-SENSEI)
Ihrlie: That’s why I want you to wear this and remember how much you changed my life for the better. ♦smiles with a single tear♦ You saw through the shadows and found me, and freed me when I needed my life the most. I love you, Cyrus, and I know I’ll never forget you, even after we’re both gone from this world.
(aaaaaaaand now i’m crying WOOHOO)
Kayan: (“EVEN AFTER WE’RE BOTH GONE FROM THIS WORLD”)
Granuaile: (AYOKO NAAAAAAA)
Cyrus: (PAKSHET KA BEAAAAAAAAAAAAAA)
Granuaile: (FUCK ANO BA )
Kayan: (ANO BUH STOP HURTING MY HEART)
Granuaile: (IT’S LIKE GRANZERI HUHUHU with falon’din)
Ihrlie: (AWWYEAHHHH ALL THE PAIN 8’D 8’D)
Granuaile: (TANGINA WHAT HURTS MORE OS THAT SHES DYING FUCK EVERYTJING)
Kayan: (HNGH NO)
(SHE’S SO YOUNG PA)
(JUST 16 BB)
Granuaile: (GDI IM SO SAD )
Cyrus: I would never abandon you or forget you, Ihrlie. Never. Not after I thought I lost you before. not being able to be near you or with you was the worst feeling, but I stayed strong and I waited, because I knew you’d come back to me. If I brought you out of the shadows, then you gave me the sun and if you go, I’d gladly walk into the darkness to get to you. I also promise to never take this off as well…because I also love you and I always will, even after…♦chokes♦ Even after we’re both gone…
Granuaile: (PUTngina MO MAKER)
(ID GLDLY WALK INT O THE DARKNESS)
Kayan: (“If I brought you out of the shadows, then you gave me the sun and if you go, I’d gladly walk into the darkness to get to you.‘)
The Maker (GM): MMMMMMmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm ♦makes a hearty salty soup our of our combined tears♦
Granuaile: (WALA NA. IM OHT. FUCK IT ALCJKS FUCK FUCK FEELINGNS )
Kayan: (EVEN AFTER WE’RE BOTH GONE WAWA. NOOOO MUH FEELS)
Granuaile: (THESE LIs FUCK)
Ihrlie: ♦wipes Cyrus’ tears with her fingers♦ We both know where this is going. I know it, and you do, too. But I’m happy, at least, that we’re heading right into this together. Before it happens, we’ll have all these years to ourselves, to be together with our family.
Kayan: (KSDJLFJSKLJFKLDSKFJSKLJF CYRLIE)
The Maker (GM): Me RN: http://d22zlbw5ff7yk5.cloudfront.net/images/cm-32342-150ad65b6c1245.gif
Granuaile: (Q A Q CRYING SO MUCHA SJDOSK)
Kayan: (THAT’S ME TIMES A MILLION)
Granuaile: (IM LEGIT CRYING . ME TOO)
(SKDOSOSKNANW DJS ANSIS IS SIDNELDIOENS DISLANSJ)
Kayan: (THESE PAIRINGS)
Granuaile: (I LOVE YOU GUYS)
(I LOVE OUR PAIRS)
Ihrlie: ♦smiles, blushing when Cy puts on the cape because hot dayum he looks gurrrrd♦
Will you dance with me again?
Cyrus: And that’s why…♦sandwiches her tiny hands in his♦ That’s why we’ll keep making these happy memories so when you and I are at the end of the road, we can look back and be happy with what we made.
Kayan: (DANCE M-MUH FEELS)
Granuaile: ( ♦HOLDS KAYAN CLOSE♦ )
Kayan: (♦HOLDS GRAN CLOSE AND CRIES♦)
Ihrlie: ♦nods and squeezes his hands♦
Granuaile: ( ♦CRYING♦ HUHUHUHUH YOUR CHILD KAHAN)
Kayan: (UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MY BBS)
Cyrus: Now then, about that dance? ♦Ihrlie giggles when he sweeps her up, his cape billowing as they dance♦
Granuaile: (I BELIEVE IN LOVE.)
Ihrlie: (ANDDDDDDDDD CREY)
Kayan: (THESE TWO BBS SO SWEET)
Granuaile: (I B E L I E V E I N L O V E)
Kayan: (STOP GIVING ME THE FEELS YOU TWO)
Granuaile: (I—-I’M FEELING!!!!)
The Maker (GM): actually, i have a theory about how ihrlie can get cured of the blight ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Granuaile: (W HA A A V AA. A A. A A. A A. A A A T)
Granuaile: ( BLUD MAGIC?)
The Maker (GM): Alistair’s mom was cured of the Blight when she got preggo by his father who is DRAGON BLURDED
Granuaile: (SHIT CYRUS)
The Maker (GM): Guess who else is durgen blurded ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Granuaile: (GROW UP AND MAKE CHILDREN)
Ihrlie: (HOLYYYYYYYYYYY MOTHERFUUUUUUUU)
The Maker (GM): Cy’s dick saves the day
Kayan: (GROW UP FIRST YOU TWO)
Granuaile: (CY THANK U FOR UR DICK)
Kayan: (YOU TWO ARE STILL BBS)
Ihrlie: (YESPLS WHEN I SIHRLIE’S BDAY)
(ANO BE SHE ONLY 16)
The Maker (GM): imagine cyrlie’s child will be SUPER PRECIOUS TO THEM BECAUSE SHE’S A MIRACLE CHILD TO THEM
Kayan: (TOO YOUNG BB)
Granuaile: ( GIVE IT 5 MORE YEARS)
Kayan: (GAY DADS WILL BE GAY GRANDPAS)
Ihrlie: (MAKER HOW DARE YOU YOURE MAKING ME CRY AGAIN BUT OUT OF HAPPINESS WAO)
Granuaile: ( FUCKING HELVETE)
The Maker (GM): GAY GRANDPAS UGLY CRY IN THE BACKGROUND
The Maker (GM): Vita would be happy cause their family got bigger
Kayan: (CYRLIEEEEEE ♦CRIES♦)
The Maker (GM): CYRLIEEEEEE
Kayan: (VITA THE DOTING AUNT)
Ihrlie: (VITA WITH BB NIECE)
Granuaile: (♦CRYING♦ CYRLIE PLSSSSS)
Kayan: (AND MANLI)
Granuaile: (MANLI WOULD SPOIL THE BABY)
The Maker (GM): I just kept this to myself to heighten the feels kanina haha
Granuaile: (BABIES FOR EACH FAM)
Kayan: (YESS. Manlietta: YOU WILL GROW UP TO BE A GREAT WARRIOR. ♦Tickles bb with her meaty fingers♦)
The Maker (GM): sadly, lurellen are still gonna die
Ihrlie: (WOW THNX MAKER)
Granuaile: (LURELLEN NOOOOOOOOOO)
The Maker (GM): no gaybies for u
Kayan: (MAKER ANO BUH)
Granuaile: (FUCK MUH LUFE)
(IMAGINR HOW SAD THE DALISH FAM WOULD BE)
The Maker (GM): Lurellen would be happy for Ihrlie escaping the Taint…but them….
Granuaile: (ARELLEN JR IF GRAN’S KID IS A BOY)
The Maker (GM): Durgurn blood resists the Taint eh.
Kayan: (AND THE BBS WILL BE LIKE: Mommy, Daddy, where are Uncle Lulu and Arellie going?)
Granuaile: (Gran:…they’re… They’re… ♦STARTS TO SOB AND WAIL♦)
Kayan: (Anyway, go go go Cyrlie!)
The Maker (GM): Tapos na. XD IDK WHAT ELSE TO SAY NA
Kayan go na
Granuaile: (kayrome na baaaa)
The Maker (GM): after you finale na
Ihrlie: (oh we done na)
The Maker (GM): Hey, I still need Ihrlie after Kayrome
Kayan: (YES BUT BUT I still need to give gifts to Manli, Horacio, and Vita)
The Maker (GM): We’re gonna have MOAR ANGST
Ihrlie: (ohnoes ANGST)
The Maker (GM): WAG NA HORACIO
Kayan: (MAKE DON’T U DARE)
Granuaile: (HUHHUUHUUUHUUHUHUUU MY CRIES)
Kayan: (LELLL. Kk, just Manli then)
Granuaile: (THEN KAYROME)
The Maker (GM): i no curr about horacio tbh. MANLI THO QuQ
Granuaile: (H8 HORACIO ♦offers him as sacrificial lamb♦)
The Maker (GM): bff feels pa pala
Kayan: ♦Coughs as Horacio watches Manli and Kayan while eating Kayan’s gift, a templar sandwich. Pushes a box to Manli with his noodle arms♦ How silly of me, Bodacious Bronto. I got so carried away that I forgot to give you my gift.
Manlietta: …I FORGOT TOO! ♦laughs hard and slaps Kayan’s back♦ Now, what is this…♦opens the gift♦
Kayan: ♦Manli opens the gift, revealing a pink dawnstone armor with a face of a bronto on the chest plate♦ You’ve been so busy protecting me and this family, but sometimes I worry that you forget to look out for yourself.
Manlietta: L-L-LITTLE FENNEC, It’S BEAUTIFUL!!!! ♦sneezes into her handkerchief♦ No need to look out for myself, BECAUSE I AM ALSO THIS FAMILY. THIS FAMILY IS ME AND I WILL ALWAYS PROTECT…US.
Kayan: And as I told the children before, I’ll protect this family as well. I’ll protect you, because this family would be incomplete without you.
Manlietta: ♦crushes Kayan in an embrace again♦ THANK YOU!!!! YOU ARE THE BESTEST FRIEND EVERRRRR
Kayan: ♦Hugs back and laughs♦
Manlietta: ♦sets Kayan down in front of Vita, wiping a tear as she admires her new armor♦
Kayan: (Manli is such a cutie UuU)
Granuaile: (Moe famiry u w u)
Vita: Kayan! It’s finally my turn! Should I go first?
Kayan: Whatever you wish, Vita. ♦Smiles♦
Vita: Alright! Kayan, you never, ever gave up on me and I know you never will…when I was afraid and felt like a monster, you were there to remind me that you loved me and that I’m not alone. My dad is gone now, but at least, I have two new dads! So, I wanted to give you this. ♦gives him a brooch featuring a varghest with garnets embedded♦ This weird lizard thing is the symbol of House Tagaris cause I’m a Tagaris and you’re my dad, this is like your dad badge. Jerome told me that garnets mean devotion to family and I know you love us more than anything in the world.
Kayan: (Dad badge QuQ)
Vita: (DAD BADGE LIKE JEROME’S STRAWBERRY FROM IHRLIE!)
Kayan: (HNGH THESE DAUGHTERS)
The Maker (GM): It’s been 13 hours of non-stop feels…how is bri still alive/awake
Kayan: (Barely ouo;;)
Granuaile: (Fueled by feels..)
Kayan: (That too )
Ihrlie: (bwi is superhuman)
Granuaile: (This dedication…)
The Maker (GM): (sometimes I think Bri is older than Bea cause of Kayan-Ihrlie LELELELELELE)
The Maker (GM): also cause bea’s so fuckin tiny
( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)
Granuaile: (BEA, my 9 year old cousin is taller than you…..)
Ihrlie: (WOW THNX)
Granuaile: (I just realized it kanina… He’s almost my height….)
Kayan: Vita, I don’t know what to say…♦Pins it to his shirt and smiles♦ It’s absolutely stunning, but… ♦His smile deepens into a melancholic frown♦ I still cannot forgive myself for taking away your dad as if I stole his position… ♦Covers eyes♦ Vita, sometimes I still wonder how you’re able to forgive me. ♦Voice starts cracking♦ How did a monster like me get something so precious like you? I, I—
(How to cheese)
(Sometimes I forget you guys are 7 years older than me ;___;)
Granuaile: (That’s okay…. u w u)
Vita: (dont remind me how old i am ♦uglysobbing♦)
Kayan: (Thanks Gran uwu)
(♦Patspats♦ You’re not old)
Andruil: (You’re not old… Just turning 24)
Kayan: (Oo nga)
Vita: I’m not precious, Kayan. ♦removes his hands from his eyes and kisses him on the forehead♦ Remember what I said? I’m a monster too, that’s why you understand me best…but monsters can love too, so I love you, Kayan. ♦hugs him♦
Granuaile: (And I’m still 22. U w U Bri is 5 years younger)
Ihrlie: (MONSTERS CAN LOVE TOO IM CRYINGGGGGG)
Granuaile: (MKNSTERS CA LVE)
Kayan: (HOW DARE)
Vita: ( ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°) )
Granuaile: (Fueled by tears….)
Kayan: ♦Hugs tighter♦ …I love you too. ♦Kisses her on the forehead and chuckles♦ You’re the most lovable monster in all of Thedas then, especially with us.
Vita: ♦giggles♦ We can all be monsters together…anyway, I think you and Jerome have gifts of your own.
Jerome: Kayan, may I? ♦offers his arm♦
Dirthamen: ♦offers blessing on Kayan♦ You can do it!
Granuaile: (go rogue buddy!)
Kayan: ♦Nods to Vita and takes Jerome’s arm♦ Lead the way, Jerome.
(QAQ I CREY You’re so supportive)
Jerome: ♦leads Kayan outside and they walk along the shore of Llomeryn, taking off their shoes so that the water laps at their feet♦ We’ve been through so much, but I am glad spending time with the family managed to raise your spirits somewhat after everything, Kayan.
Kayan: (Wait, I thought they were back in Afaansa o3o)
Granuaile: (AWWWWWWW MUSIC)
The Maker (GM): ♦AFSAANA LEL
Kayan: (THIS MUSIC)
Granuaile: (AFSAANA LEL)
Kayan: (Bagel: ♦Watches from the side♦ Kayan… 8’( )
Granuaile: (Well it’s by the bay din naman)
( ♦throws a boot at bagel♦ ?
The Maker (GM): whoops dc
Kayan: Of course. Spending time with everyone always makes me happy. This family gave me something that I never got when I still lived in Llomeryn with my siblings…
But Ihrlie, Vita, and Cyrus are all still so young, and they’re too busy running away from Euresyne to experience their childhoods… So, even when I never had one myself, I’ll try my best to give them what my parents never gave me.
Jerome: ♦smiles at Kayan♦ And this is why I have chosen this gift for you. May i go first?
Jerome: ♦they stop and Jerome moves behind Kayan and places a locket around his neck, wrapping his arms around Kayan as the sun begins to set♦ Kayan, I know that you often doubt yourself and feel that you are worthless because it was something your former family told you over and over again. But they are wrong. ♦Kayan opens the locket and sees a portrait of the gay family♦ I want you to have this so that whenever you feel as if you do not matter or that you can do nothing right, all you have to do is look at your locket and remind you that all these people here, especially me, love you and treasure you. I hope seeing us will inspire you just the way you inspire the rest of us to fight to protect what we have come to love.
Kayan: (Jeromeeeeeee ;u;)
Jerome: (MUH FEELS)
Dirthamen: MUH HEART
Kayan: J-Jerome, this is… ♦Starts giggling♦ You know me so well. I’ll cherish this and the family forever. ♦Squeezes Jerome’s hand as he still looks at the portrait, unable to stop smiling♦
Jerome: ♦laughs leaning his chin on Kayan’s head♦ I am happy that you love it, Kayan…I want you to always feel loved and precious, because you are. I was willing to wait six long years for you, because your love is bursting with love…you are dedicated and you make me happy being able to share my life with such an amazing person. Never forget this, Kayan…I love you. ♦Kayan leans his head back so that Jerome can kiss his lips♦
Kayan: (Jerome why are you so precious QAQ)
Jerome: (the entire gay fam is so precous I CREY)
Granuaile: (This love….. ;A; )
(Precious vanilla moe babies)
Kayan: And I love you Jerome. Every moment, I want to spend it together, and even when you’re not physically with me, I’ll know you’re still by my side in spirit. ♦Looks fondly at his lock♦
Jerome: (DIS FORESHADOWING)
Kayan: (YAYYY Foreshadow! 8D)
Jerome: I know it is the same for me, Kayan, because you will never abandon this family. ♦smiles♦ Now, it is your turn.
Granuaile: (Muhuhuhu at least we resolved… some things. so they won’t really thing they’re dead HEHE)
Kayan: Alright, but first, bring out your hands and close your eyes.
Jerome: Ah, this sounds very mysterious, indeed. ♦laughs and steps away to give Kayan space to move as he closes his eyes and holds his hands out♦
Kayan: ♦Places a round smooth surfaced object on Jerome’s hands, then cups his own hands on his♦ Keep your eyes close, and guess what it is.
Jerome: Hmm…♦smiles as he tries to determine what it is♦ Is it a runestone? No…a medallion? ♦chuckles♦ Am I even close?
(DESE 2 KYOT)
Granuaile: (I LOVE KAYROME)
Kayan: ♦Chuckles♦ A little when you mentioned a medallion.
Want to keep trying, or should I stop torturing you with the wait?
The Maker (GM): (bea ur boifurendo is da best. LENDING U PS3 JUST TO PLAY DA.)
Kayan: (How nice of him 8D)
Jerome: (he asked me if i have DA2 eh hehe. NOW JOIN USSSSS.)
Kayan: (He should join us for tabletop lel)
(he’ll join us for griffon warden diba)
Jerome: (He loves Grey Wardens)
Sylaise: (I KNOW HE’S THE BEST heart eyes)
Jerome: (I told him I Greatly Approve him haha)
(sorry, going back..)
Kayan: (Hahaha x))
(It’s fine ;u;)
Jerome: Please! ♦laughs♦ Just tell me already what it is!
Kayan: If you want to find out, you’ll have to plead harder than that. ♦Laughs♦
Jerome: How about this then? ♦grins and kisses Kayan on the nose, missing his lips since his eyes are closed♦ Convinced yet?
Kayan: (Abubububu Jerome;u;)
You missed though! You were suppose to kiss me here. ♦Leans forward and gives a peck on Jerome’s lips♦
Jerome: (STOP DIS TOO CUTE)
Perhaps it’s time to let me open my eyes and look then?
Kayan: Alright, alright, you spoilsport. Let me kiss your eyes open first. ♦Kisses his right eye, then left♦ Go ahead and look now!
Jerome: ♦opens his eyes and looks down♦
Kayan: Now can you guess what it is? ♦Chuckles♦
Jerome: It’s…a compass?
Kayan: ♦Nods, while smiling, and takes Jerome’s hand to open the lid together♦ Exactly, but it’s not any regular compass. That would be too simple and you have plenty of those already.
Rather than pointing to a specific place… ♦Grabs Jerome’s hand and places over his chest♦ It will lead to my heart.
Jerome: (COMPASS BEGINS PLAYING AS THE FEELS DROWN ME)
Dirthamen: SAPPY GIFTS HUHU
Kayan: (”Compass points you anywhere. Closer to meeee~")
Jerome: Kayan…this is such a thoughtful and lovely gift…thank you. At least now, I will never worry about where you are whenever you go off on mission. ♦laughs and kisses Kayan♦ Thank you for this…and for everything.
Granuaile: (I AM SOI HAPPY FIR TGHEN: Why did Kayan stop?XD
Dirthamen: GO KAYAN
Are they supposed to be interrupted? :<
The Maker (GM): Why did Kayan stop? Will I make Elfie appear na?
Kayan: (Naw. He was just going to repeat what he basically said. I thought Jerome would interrupt him or something)
♦So in case anything goes wrong—
Dirthamen: Go Jerommeeee
Jerome: (WOLFEH…YEY I DON’T HAVE TO BE ASHARA)
(how do ashara)
Fen’Harel: LOL YUP. ako na xD;
Granuaile: (Will i still be Kayanyan)
Jerome: (probs, bri’s barely awake na huhu)
Kayan: (yes pls)
Fen’Harel: she’s sooo tired lmao
Dirthamen: Bri finish this scene na then sleep D:
Jerome answer naaa
Thank u :D
Jerome: ♦presses a finger to Kayan’s lips♦ No, you will survive. We will survive. I will make sure of that, Kayan. We will watch over the family together and when all is over, we will retire to Orlais and live the rest of our lives in peace…I can think of no other future, because I love you so much. I cannot bear the thought of this family with even one member missing.
Fen’Harel: maker pls allow this fam to stay intact
Dirthamen: Yes to retirement plan HUHUHU
Kayan: If you say so, then I trust your words. ♦Kisses him♦
You better not be wrong, Jerome, or else I’ll never kiss you again. ♦Chuckles♦
Jerome: (DAS MORBID…but cute…morbid-cute…♦rolls around♦)
I always keep my word, remember? ♦chuckles and they kiss against the setting sun♦
(a cheeselord always pays his debts)
Kayan: (So that means no one from gay family dies? YAYYYY)
Ihrlie: (i am not ready)
The Maker (GM): Ihrlie, enter the scene pls. >83
Ihrlie: ♦enters the scene♦
(omg what’s gonna happen im scared)
Jerome: Oh, Ihrlie! What are you doing here? It’s dark already…oh, what is that in your hands? A missive? Kayan, it’s from Elfrieda! Ihrlie, come along, we have to meet some friends.
Ihrlie: ♦nods and tags along♦
Granuaile: (oh whats happening)
(SORRY I WAS bugging mom about what i need to pack)
Kayan: [What’s going on here?] ♦runs to the cove where Elfrieda told them to meet♦
Elfrieda: Kayan! No time to explain! ♦runs across the shore towards him♦ Me have…to…you have to go inside! My spies saw Euresyne escape the island…she’s inside the estate looking for the statue! We have to get back in there and stop her!
Kayan: (I’ll be Kayan na? – Sara)
Lesi: (yep, go androoeel)
Kayan: What?! Let’s head there right now— Is it alright for you and Lesi though?
(HOW 2 KAYAN)
(i also don’t know who knows elfie and lesi)
( o u o )
Lesi: (THERE. That’s pretty Kayan. XD)
Jerome, you and I will warn the others. Kayan, promise to take care of Elfie for me, alright? We’ll see you later!
Jerome: Be safe, Kayan. ♦squeezes Kayan as they run back♦ Ihrlie, you two. Please find others to help you and stop Euresyne.
Ihrlie: We have to hurry!
Fen’Harel: dis music
Kayan: ♦takes Ihrlie by the hand♦ Let’s go, Ihrlie, Elfie!
Fen’Harel: shit is about to get real
Kayan: (HERE WE GO)
The Maker (GM): The gay family run back into the estate and bump into Ashara and Granuaile along the way.
(From Ihrlie): what’s the music huhu
Granuaile: Kayan, Ihrlie?! What’s going on? Why the rush? And who—
(To Ihrlie): Skyworld by TSFH XD
Ashara: Why the fuck are you fools running?!
Kayan: There’s no time to explain!! Euresyne is in the estate! We need to find her, NOW!
Elfrieda: No time to explain. Euresyne’s broken in and is after the halla statue as we speak!
Rellia: Shara! Where are you going?!
Azeri: Euresyne? No, ghaildhalas, it’s too dangerous to go there on your own. I shall accompany you.
Granuaile: Fenorain… Are you sure about that? The others are here too…
Ihrlie: Cy, Vita! Where are they?
Cyrus: Ihrlie! Do you need me to go with you? Vita’s still back with Manlietta.
Ashara: Euresyne?! Shit! Rellia, go run to our room and find your father.
Kayan: We need to warn them!—Cyrus, go warn them about this!
Ihrlie: ♦nods♦ We have to stop her before she finds that statue!
Azeri: You mean…Elliott? ♦nods solemnly♦ For you, ghaildhalas…I will make sure he is alright.
Rellia: Wait—! you all have to promise us that you’re all coming back! Please!
Granuaile: ♦hugs Azeri tight♦ Please take care of Elliott… Take care of Isidore and Evander as well. I beg of you. We’ll handle this.
(From Ihrlie): OH NO
(From Ihrlie): I THINK I KNOW WHATS GONNA HAPPEN
Granuaile: If anything happens—-go look for Clan Feyran. ♦squeezes Azeri’s hand and runs off♦
Cyrus: ♦kisses Ihrlie on the forehead♦ Stay safe. We won’t leave until youre back safe with us.
Ashara: ♦kneels so that she’s eye-level with Rellia♦ I promise, Rellia. Whatever happens, I’ll always make my way back to you. ♦embraces her quickly♦ Now go! Don’t go anywhere else! Run straight to your father!
Ihrlie: ♦nods♦ Take care of Vita and Junior! ♦kisses Cy♦
Azeri: No, nothing will happen! We will find your clan together…not after everything. Return to me, ghaidhalas.
Kayan: ♦takes Ihrlie’s hand again and squeezes it♦ Let’s go!
Elfrieda: I’m sorry, but we have to go.
Granuaile: I will. Just. In case… You go to them. Okay? My father will take care of you.
(From Ashara): wait kayan didnt give his =gift to vita daw LMAO
(From Ashara): bri said add it in the log na lang
(To Ashara): can do XD
(From Ashara): TY uwu
The Maker (GM): Elfrieda leads Kayan, Ihrlie, Granuaile and Ashara towards Salvadore’s main manor, pushing their way through the crowd of revelers. As they reach the main entrance, red templars block their way.
Elfrieda: I’ll handle them. ♦twirls her daggers in her hands♦ go ahead. ♦looks at Ashara♦ You know where the somniari keeps the statue? Get to it. quickly!
Kayan: Elfie—- Are you sure you can?! I could fight with you!
Ashara: Fasta Vass. So it’s true. Shit, this is just perfect timing, isn’t it… ♦looks at Elfrieda♦ I do. ♦runs to the study, her skirts billowing behind her♦
Elfrieda: I can do this Kayan. ♦grins at him♦ Now, you need to get to Euresyne. Go!
Granuaile: ♦nods at Elfie and runs after Ashara♦
Ihrlie: ♦takes Kayan’s hand this time as they follow Ashara♦
Kayan: Just… be safe, alright?— ♦is dragged by Ihrlie♦
Elfrieda: (LEL SARA AS KAYAN GOOD WORK)
Kayan: (I AM TRYING MUH BEST. )
The Maker (GM): Ashara leads the party up the stairs, dodging red templars until they reach the doorway of the room where Nazares hid the halla statue.
Ashara: ♦slams door open♦ It should be here! ♦runs to a pile of books and starts setting them aside♦
Kayan: ♦helps push around books♦ Ashara, are you sure it’s in here?!
The Maker (GM): The party hear the door slam shut behind all of you.
Granuaile: What—— ♦looks around♦ What
Ihrlie: ♦looks back♦ !!!
Ashara: ♦tosses aside a copy of Hard in Hightown to reveal the halla statue, which she grabs♦ Aha, it is— WHAT?!
Granuaile: ♦What’s going
Kayan: Is it… Euresyne?! Who
Euresyne: Finally, you’re all here…Haven’t you realized? ♦smirks♦ This is a trap. You…all of you…and that warden were the largest thorns in my side for too long. It’s time to remove you from the equation…but I still need you so death isn’t an option. ♦holds up the orb that Nazares stole from her and the room fills with a green light♦
Fen’Harel: how did she steal the orb back
The Maker (GM): …it’s there in the manor. >o>;;; I NEED THE ORb OK
Fen’Harel: PLS COME UP WITH A BETTER EXPLANATION LMAO
it shouldnt be easily accessible xD;
The Maker (GM): Time slows down around the party and you find yourselves sucked into a vortex that begins to form in the middle of the rooom.
Granuaile: (Shet omg dafuq………what why omg wer is dream boy then where is everyone how did how)
The Maker (GM): Fine a different one
Granuaile: ♦holds onto Kayan♦ WHAT——
Ihrlie: ♦covers her eyes♦
Kayan: ♦struggles to get out♦ No— NO! ♦hugs Ihrlie♦
Ashara: [The somnobrium?! HOW?! Where is Nazares?!]
Euresyne: Goodbye, when this is all over…I will have succeeded, but I will be gone as well…farewell, Ashara. ♦the party fall into the vortex♦
Ashara: ♦dives at Euresyne before falling into the vortex, pulling her along with her♦ OH NO, YOU DON’T—!!!
Granuaile: By the Dread Wolf——-!
Kayan: ♦pulls Eury as well♦ Whatever this is, YOU’RE GOING WITH US!
Euresyne: NO! RELEASE ME! ♦struggles but the pull of the vortex and the PCs drags her in♦ You fools, the somnobrium— ♦the orbs shatters in her hand♦
The Maker (GM): Everything turns dark and the portal closes.
Granuaile: ( Q ____ Q )
(is that the end?!)
The Maker (GM): NOOOOOO. Wait lang. XD
Ashara: (okay xD)
Granuaile: (i’m panicking internally)
The Maker (GM): The party open their eyes and find themselves in the same room.
(From Ihrlie): do they both know about this??
Ashara: What the—?! ♦notices the dilapidated state of the room♦
Ihrlie: ♦emerges from Kayan’s embrace♦ What…?
Granuaile: ♦looks at her surroundings♦ Why… What happened to everything??
Ashara: ♦grabs Euresyne♦ What did you fucking do, you bitch?!
Kayan: It’s… the same room? Why is something different. I somehow feel like something is wrong. ♦glares at Euresyne♦ What is this?! What did you do?!
Cyrus: MAKER…♦rushes in through the doorway♦ He was right! He was right! IHRLIEEEE—!!! ♦runs to Ihrlie and hugs her, but you notice that there is something wrong with him♦ Oh, Ihrlie…I thought…I thought I wouldn’t see you. You’ve been missing for an entire year!
Ashara: (OMG HOBO CY)
AN ENTIRE YEAR?!
Ihrlie: ♦gasps in his embrace♦ Cy? Cy?! ♦hugs him back before pulling aside the old black cape to reveal a mess of hair and stubble♦
Euresyne: I used time magic and threw us into the future…you were supposed to be gone! How could……no—!!
Ashara: ♦looks at Cy, who’s covered in grime, and back at Euresyne♦ An entire year?! Explain yourself!!!
Kayan: CYRUS?! Is that really you?! ♦takes a step back♦ And— what?! A year?! We— are we in the… We got sent to the future?!
Ashara: (ay put that b4 eurys msg)
Granuaile: WHERE IS EVERYONE?! ♦rushes out the door♦
Ashara: Then—- ♦pushes Euresyne aside♦ TAGARIS! Do you know where Nazares and Rellia are?!
Granuaile: ♦comes back♦ The estate… It looks haunted!!!
Ashara: Vesperus?! Salvadore?! Fia?! Max?! ♦her voice is frantic♦
Ihrlie: ♦holds onto Cy♦ Cy, where’s Vita? Jerome? Junior? What happened?
Kayan: Where is Jerome?! And Vita? And Manletta?!
(wow same kinda thing)
Ashara: (wawa Cy, getting bombarded shet xD)
Cyrus: ♦shakes his head, his long, grimy hair falling all over his face♦ They all left…when you vanished…everyone went their separate ways…♦holds Ihrlie’s hand in his♦ But I stayed cause I hoped that you would return. Nazares…it was him who told me to stay here. He felt you in the Fade…but it was only a msall flash…and then nothing for an entire year.
Ihrlie: ♦tears fall down her face♦ What…? They’re…gone?
Granuaile: S-S-Separate ways? ♦falls to her knees♦ W-Where is my family?! Where is Lulu? Da’mi? Elliott? FENORAIN?… No… No this can’t be…
Ashara: So… ♦breathes out♦ Nazares is safe?! What about Rellia?! I need to find them!
Cyrus: Everyone is alive…the other’s kept contact—
Kayan: ♦pulls Euresyne by her neck whatever outfit♦ How DARE you do this!! ♦shakes her♦
Rellia: ♦runs to Ashara, crying and clings to her tightly and Ashara sees that Rellia has tied her hair in a similar manner to hers with her ribbon♦ Shara1 Shara! Don’t leave me again! Daddy said you’d come back…♦sobs♦ So we waited and waited!
Granuaile: Where is the somniari? We need to find him. ♦stands up♦
Ihrlie: ♦worried♦ Cy…what about Junior?
Cyrus: I…I remember that Jerome had him…they’re in the Frostbacks right now with an Avvar clan.
♦flies buzz all around him♦
Dirthamen: Gross Cyrus… D:
Kayan: At the Frostbacks?? Why there— And Cyrus.. I think you need a bath… We need to contact them!
Ihrlie: ♦remembers the winter outfit she knit for him♦ He’ll be alright…
Ashara: ♦clutches Rellia tight♦ Rellia! I… I thought I lost you! I’m glad you’re safe. ♦tears up♦ I don’t know what I would do if anything happened to you!
Ihrlie: And Vita?
Nazares: ♦walks into the room♦ Whatever questiond you have, I can answer…but first. ♦smiles♦ Welcome home, Ashara.
Ashara: ♦looks up, face wet with tears♦ Nazares!
Ashara: (meanwhile Eury is just… sitting there? O-(-< probs in shock after the time warp)
Granuaile: Nazares, do you know where the others are?!
Cyrus: Nazares! He’s been watching everyone in their dreams…he knows where everyone is. You should ask him, but first…♦looks at Euresyne and pulls his sword out♦ What should we do with her?
Granuaile: (Well Kayan shook her lmao)
The Maker (GM): > execute euryor spare her?
Ihrlie: (MUH SHIP)
Granuaile: WAIT! ♦tries to stop Cyrus♦
Ashara: ♦goes up to Nazares with Rellia in tow♦ You’re safe… ♦embraces him. After a few beats, she notices Cy standing over Eury♦
Ihrlie: ♦a little surprised at Cyrus’ coldness♦ Cy, put it away.
Kayan: ♦takes out his daggers, and is filled with anger but notices that the others stopped♦ You have a plan, Ashara?
Euresyne: ♦bitter laughter♦ All this time you tried to kill me…you wanted to kill me and now, you show me mercy?
Cyrus: ♦expressions softens because of Ihrlie and he puts his sword away, going to stand behind her♦
Ashara: ♦walks up to Euresyne to stand over her, looking at her with a cold expression♦ Mercy?! This is no mercy. You’re going to help undo all that you’ve done.
Euresyne: Undo what I’ve done? I’ve done nothing because you dragged me in with you!
Nazares: That is not correct.
Euresyne: Enough cryptic sentences, Nazares. What do you mean?
Ashara: ♦is about to slap her when Nazares interrupts♦ What… what is it, then?
Nazares: (LEL ASHARA)
(ARE YOU SURE? once dream boy explains end na talaga, unless you wanna ask him questions muna. XD)
Ashara: (oo nga QUESTIONS muna)
Granuaile: Nazares,wait… Where is Azeri?
Ihrlie: Vita. Where is she?
Granuaile: (ALL THE QUESTIONS)
Ashara: Wait, before you answer that… where are Vesperus and the others?
Granuaile: (ofc Ashara una)
Ashara: (she’s referring to all the Mean Girls na xD he should kno)
Granuaile: (he knows naman where everyone is diba ;v;)
Nazares: Fia and Salvadore joined the Corial Order, along with the loud, drunken qunari.
Vesperus and his templar returned to Tevinter to handle your estate in Carastes and there met with an old acquaintance, Svana. They are searching for a solution for the darkness that has fallen upon as all in your absence.
Your Azeri found Clan Feyran and has stayed with them, along with Isidore and Evander. Vita and Jerome are in the Frostbacks with Elfrieda…Cyrus was with them as well…but he fled in the middle of the night to come here.
Kayan: Vita and Jerome… with Elfie… I’m glad they’re safe. ♦big sigh♦
Nazares: As for the others…♦spreads his arms out, empty palms up♦ I have lost track of them. I do not know why…but clearly…something happened.
Ashara: ♦sighs in relief♦ At least they’re alive…
Granuaile: (Isidore, Evander and Elliott?lel)
Nazares: ♦And Elliott
Granuaile: ♦starts to cry♦ Azeri… with the others… I’m so happy they’re with my clan… [I wonder what fen’bae and Uncle Varros thought of them…]
Ihrlie: ♦holds Cy’s hand♦ They’re all okay?
Granuaile: (bea, varros ;) ;) )
Ihrlie: (right in the ovaries agsjsjhsh)
Nazares: Most of them lost hope that you would return.
Ashara: But… you didn’t.
Cyrus: ♦holds Ihrlie’s hand♦ And neither did I.
Granuaile: Azeri… ♦clasps the amulet he gave her♦ As long as he’s alive… He’s waiting. I know he’s waiting for me…
Ihrlie: ♦looks at Cy and gives him a teary smile, gazing at the rusted medallion on his cape♦
Nazares: (NO THE FORGET-ME-NOTS PAKSHET KA)
Ashara: ♦walks up to Nazares, Eury forgotten♦ You’re wearing it. The amulet. ♦her face is wet with fresh tears as she toys with the dragontooth amulet around his neck♦
Kayan: Lost hope?! Would you think Jerome… Or Vita… Would you know?!
Nazares: The fact that some of them haven’t killed themselves means they did not lose hope completely.I told them there was a chance you were alive…I believe they are all waiting for you. We must contact them immediately—
Euresyne: No, it’s too soon to celebrate. You mentioned a darkness. Rosalinda succeeded, didn’t she?
Nazares: ♦bleakly♦ She did…
ONE YEAR AGO…
Rosalinda: Berry, there you are! Did you bring it? ♦smiles as Berezi walks towards her, her eyes glowing pink as she holds a dragon statue♦
Berezi: ♦a hoarse sound barely escapes her lips as she gives Rosalinda the owl statue and the halla statue♦
Rosalinda: Here we go…I’m sorry you couldn’t be here to see this, Eury, but we finally did it…♦smiles as she sets the statues before an eluvian flanked with dragons♦
A taloned hand emerges from the mirror and a cloaked figure emerges from the eluvian, the bottom half of its face obscured by a mask.